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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 2: Phone tap?

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Speaker 3: All right, the phone tap email, Dear Elvis, My name

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Speaker 3: is Geo. I would like to phone tap my mom.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I recently went on a vacation with a

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Speaker 3: bunch of my friends ended up hugging a statue while drunk,

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Speaker 3: causing it to.

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Speaker 1: Fall over and break.

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Speaker 3: So what don't we call mom looking for a little

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Speaker 3: money for the statue. I broke all the old pay

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Speaker 3: for the broken statue bit. All right, here's the setup, Garrett,

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Speaker 3: our own Garrett starts the call as the hotel manager

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Speaker 3: looking for the money to replace the statue, and then

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Speaker 3: Geo comes on to add fuel to the fire.

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Speaker 1: As Geo and.

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Speaker 3: Garrett phone tap mom, let's listen into today's phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Giovanni and Luciano.

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Speaker 2: Please, Oh jesus, this is a c slater. I worked

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Speaker 2: for the hotel that mister Luciano stayed at last week,

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Speaker 2: and I kind of let him go for knocking over

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Speaker 2: a statue at the hotel hell I work at. So

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Speaker 2: I was just calling him up because my boss is

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Speaker 2: on my ass. I kind of need that money that

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Speaker 2: he promised he would get to me.

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Speaker 4: He paid to that money. Who is this?

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Speaker 1: First of all, Ac Slater?

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Speaker 4: Okay, welcome.

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Speaker 1: You have insurance, yes, but here's the deal. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: He knocked over one of the founding fathers of the hotel,

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Speaker 2: and I have him coming to the hotel within a week.

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Speaker 2: And if I don't have the statue that your son

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Speaker 2: knocked over of our founder, Zach Morris, we're.

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Speaker 1: Going to have a problem.

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Speaker 4: Your hotel should pay for whatever time it's not done, not.

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Speaker 1: When your son knocked it over on purpose.

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Speaker 4: How much is it? How much is it? How much

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Speaker 4: is this whatever kind of statue it.

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Speaker 1: Is, I need seventeen hundred more dollars.

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Speaker 4: Now, you are absolutely out of your mind. The hotel's

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Speaker 4: line or whoever. I also have the business, and if

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Speaker 4: something breaks inside my business, I have insurance for that purpose.

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Speaker 1: Do you run a four star hotel?

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Speaker 4: No, I've run a four star bakery.

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Speaker 1: A four star bakery. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: If one of your customers came over and knocked over

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Speaker 2: the Pillsbury dough boy, I'm sure you would make him

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Speaker 2: repla too.

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Speaker 4: He gave you more than enough money for your damn statue,

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Speaker 4: so you know what you can shove it.

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Speaker 2: Listen, I'm gonna get that money. And I'm not getting

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Speaker 2: paid in donuts or whatever.

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Speaker 4: You ain't getting bid in bread or donuts. And by

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Speaker 4: the way, they're very good donuts.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll believe it when I taste it, all right.

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Speaker 4: So right, but I ain't giving you no more dough either.

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Speaker 4: How's that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're giving me more dough.

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Speaker 2: I mean I will come to the bakery and take

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Speaker 2: it out of your cash register if I have to.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know what, Before you do that, you couldn't

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Speaker 4: have to pass to the door and passed by me first.

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Speaker 4: He gave you more than enough to pay for your

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Speaker 4: statue and another three statues after that.

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Speaker 2: Three hundred dollars buys me an arm, and I'm not

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Speaker 2: gonna show a founder of my hotel. Hey, here's your arm.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't have the rest of your body

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Speaker 2: because some twenty one year old was drunk and decided

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Speaker 2: to dry hump you.

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Speaker 4: Do you have any crazy glues? My suggestion is okay,

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Speaker 4: if that's that's what was that important? You're just crazy

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Speaker 4: gluted together. I'm sure he wouldn't ever know the difference.

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Speaker 1: He came in.

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Speaker 4: He not.

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Speaker 1: No, you listen to me, You listen.

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Speaker 4: Sir, mister, to listen to me. Listen, some of I

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Speaker 4: raised a man. I raised a decent kid, unlike you. Yet,

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Speaker 4: come come here now, okay, I'll pay your point tickets.

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Speaker 4: Come here now and come say that to me in

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Speaker 4: my face, and then I'll show you who's the animal.

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Speaker 1: No no, no.

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Speaker 2: If you saw how your son acted to me, no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: Mister whatever the hell your name is?

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Speaker 1: Later yes, Slater.

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Speaker 4: Later, Slater, what whatever your mom decided to name you.

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Speaker 4: I think i'll cut you, make you eat them if

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Speaker 4: you don't stop saying things about my son like that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and you know what, I'll probably split it out

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Speaker 2: because you're probably a bad cook too.

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Speaker 4: So you have nothing to do at your full on

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Speaker 4: the top? I mean, is it that crappy that nobody

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Speaker 4: goes there because obviously you have nothing else to do

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Speaker 4: but stay on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, I have a lot to do. But when

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Speaker 2: I have a pain in my ass that I need

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Speaker 2: to take care of, I take care of it.

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Speaker 4: Top Tom.

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Speaker 1: You can't top that.

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Speaker 4: No, listen, listen, mister, missus Slater jerk, you're the jerk, okayla,

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Speaker 4: because you know what, if you want it, you'd be

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Speaker 4: hearing my Now, I'll talk to the phone. Come here,

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Speaker 4: I'll give you the money. I'll even give you a canol.

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Speaker 2: Hey, missus Luciano, I think I would take that canoli.

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Speaker 2: My name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,

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Speaker 2: and you got phone tap by yourself.

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Speaker 4: I got O, my god, both of you. Was listening

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Speaker 4: to your damn station in the morning. And I got

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Speaker 4: Carmack an idiot. Oh my god, you really want the.

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Speaker 2: Canoe Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 3: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 3: all participants.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 2: the Morning Show