WEBVTT - "The Petty Expert" with Paris Sashay 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:10.400 Hi, Hi. What's that from some songs? Is it? 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:10.639 Wait? 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:14.040 No, is that Mary j? I don't know what it's from, 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:23.919 but sity oh you ready? Oh my god? Oh you 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:27.080 got that so fast? Wow? You would think you were 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:27.920 good at taboo. 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:31.200 It's crazy how bad at it you are. 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:33.480 Do you want to tell the people what happened? Yes, 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:35.559 let's talk about it. Okay. So Sydney and I get 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.879 booked for shows together as a duo all the time. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:39.880 People are like Sidney Mury, like they don't even put 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:42.479 a space between the names. It's r Sidney Mrie. Or 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:45.960 they'll book us as the unofficial expert and it's like, okay, cool. 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:48.000 And so we did a live show where we had 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:51.480 to play taboo against three other podcasts and Sydney had 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.680 never played taboo? How have you never played table. 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:57.560 I played it once in Detroit, But that doesn't count. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:00:59.760 I mean that's the blackest place to play taboo. That 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:00.760 means it counts. 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:03.720 Yeah, But anyway, we're there. Do white people play taboo? 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:04.399 Yes they do. 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.480 There's an app on your phone to play the taboo. 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:09.679 Everybody plays it except you, exact me. 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:12.080 So and I didn't know there was an app on 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.280 your phone. Anyway, So we get there and I'm like, well, 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:16.520 I'm gonna give I'm gonna give the clues because I 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:20.120 feel like Sidney's gonna just read all of the words 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:21.760 on the card. So if you're listening to this and 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.880 you've never played Taboo, it's you get a card. There's 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:26.880 a word at the top. It'll say like president, and 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.399 then you can't say any of the words underneath that. Yeah, 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.679 it's pretty much and it'll be like white house and. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:33.520 You have to explain it or you have to give 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:36.160 like context clues for somebody to guess. 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:40.399 The word boom. So you know, so you were first. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.880 I went up first, and I was giving good clues, 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.760 like right, the word was filthy and I was like 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:51.360 white men are and he was like dusty and then 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:56.960 I was like it was so bad. Then Sidney was 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.800 like the city. Then Sydney was giving the clues and 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:02.000 she was like, oh the time I went out with 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.000 that rich man. I went to his house and I 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:07.280 was like anal. I couldn't believe said that. I just 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:12.320 screamed anal. And then this is for the kicker. I 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:15.880 the the word was split, and I was like, when 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:20.160 we're at dinner, he was like, we stunt. I said, 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:24.080 when the check comes, She's like, we ignore it. The 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.800 crowd was dying. I was like, when we get two cards, 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:32.760 you're like, uh, split Yeah, I mean though it was funny. Anyway, 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:34.960 all that to say, we got third place out of four. 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.640 We didn't win, we did it, but we won in 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:41.639 other ways. We won the heart of the crowd. Yeah, 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:45.160 we were a crowd favorite. Sin He was like, this 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.120 is what's what did you say? This? What's next to 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:51.720 a brown Stone? I was like, white people, you guys 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.240 need to watch us play taboo live. It's hilarious. We 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.560 should do that at all of our at everything that 0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:00.000 we got coming up. Yeah, like all our live shows, 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:03.120 we should play taboo, just because we're experts at not 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:05.480 really playing. But the show is probably gonna be like, 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:09.480 oh yo, y'all are copying us, blah blah blah. Oh 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:15.000 we don't care, me care? Okay, Well, uh, what were 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:17.000 you an expert in this week? My friend? Oh? Wow, 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:19.840 I wasn't. I was an expert at having an expertise 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:23.200 last week that I forgot today? Oh you did? What 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:26.840 did I say last time? Who knows? I don't remember 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.079 at all? I don't I don't remember either. 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:33.280 Okay, well I could do my experts. Do it again again. 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:35.640 We're talking about uberpool. 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:40.720 I get in and this there's little things that people 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:43.120 do that they try to do, the loophole thing, like 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.200 this woman had a baby and then two. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:49.160 Kids, two grown ass kids. You can only have one 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:52.640 other person with you in a pool. Two kids is 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.320 not one person. Sounds like she had three kids. Oh well, 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.400 I wasn't counting a baby because the baby was basically 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:00.920 on her back. Right, Okay, I'm like, you have two 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:03.840 fucking kids, mind you. You know she put in that 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:06.400 she had one guest, but if somebody else comes in, 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:07.720 they might have another guest. 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.800 Now they got to put a child in a lap? 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:12.280 Fuck not, I said the cat. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:16.040 We and Bushwick, Now we gotta go to Penn Station 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.200 with a kid on your lap. 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:18.479 Get the fuck out of here. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:20.640 So I'm in the front because I was actually I 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:21.960 was in the back, but when I saw the kids, 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:23.760 I said, I'm gonna sit in the front because I 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:24.440 ain't got time. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:27.000 Nope, And I don't know. You know those back kids 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:28.840 that like will kick you and they're looking at you 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:30.880 while the kicking you, and they're like they dare you 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:31.880 to say something to them. 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:34.840 I ain't nobody's nanny or I'm not a kid friendly. 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:38.200 So I sat in the front and so the driver 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:44.160 was like miss miss He was like Beatrice, Beatrice, because 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:45.800 of Beatrice White lady. 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:49.440 No, it was a Spanish woman. He was like Beatrice. 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.919 Come on, like She's like, well, I'm here now, So 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:55.800 what what do you want me to do? You're gonna 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:56.960 have me and my kids stand up? 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.240 Yes? This see, this is why I can't be an 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:03.039 uber driver. And because I can't drive, but you not 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:07.279 getting in my car with your boogernosed kids kicking my seat, 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.880 putting your kid's footprints all on the back of my 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:10.960 of the driver's seat. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.640 No thrown ass kids. She said, these are tallest. I said, 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:17.880 actually that boy is my height. He got a regular 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:18.800 sized body. 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:25.680 I said, he worked somewhere. No way, he not standing 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:28.200 outside of the home depot Toronto. Get a ride. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.000 And you know we picked up somebody else who had 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:31.080 another person with them. 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:33.400 What kind of car was just like an a Honda Corps. 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:36.159 It was a Toyota Camri. It was the regular ship. 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:39.080 So where did the kids go? Because the baby's in 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.800 on her breast right, So the kids are sitting. The 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:42.640 kids had a leppa. 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:46.960 It was a big ass argument because when we picked 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:51.880 up the other person, it was another colored person, another you. 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.920 Know brown, you're saying colored like color like somebody from 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:57.799 the fifties. It was a it was a colored person. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.960 It was another brown and they weren't having it. They 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:05.279 was like, dude, like, come on, man, yeah, but hold on, 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:05.680 let's talk. 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:06.920 Let's do the math here. 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.800 Though you said, it's a Toyota Camra, right, you get in, 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.680 it's one person, right, the driver's in the front seat, 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:15.279 so the front seat is full. If the lady actually 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.480 had two people and then two other people were not 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:18.080 going to fit in the. 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:22.760 Car, well that's in in freaking uberpool. You could do that. 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:26.520 I mean you gotta have a third row. Yeah, it 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:29.119 was messy. Even if she didn't have that extra baby 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:31.560 with her. The other person who had a friend was 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:33.800 not going to fit in the car. They must have 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.280 claimed only having one and then they came with two people, 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:38.200 probably because I've done that before. 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:40.400 You have Yeah, Well you need to not do that. 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:41.919 It's not considerate. 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:43.960 Well the driver's like, it says one and I'm like, well, 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:45.720 there's two of us. Because you know, it's like, got 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.479 an extra dollar thirty three for your friend. I'd be like, 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:52.039 let me just put one and see what happens. It's 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:53.360 rude and you shouldn't do that. 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:54.640 And I don't want to be in the middle of it, 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:55.880 especially if I'm in the front. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:57.760 I have you not in the middle of you in 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:59.680 the front. Yeah, but I felt like I was involved. 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:03.080 Know you had one headphone in yeah, because I wanted 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:05.680 to hear okay, yeah, okay. I was like, Beatrice, you 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:10.800 gonna go off or not? Ornal sub Marie, what was 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:15.960 your expertise? Still not ready for it? I don't know. 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:17.760 I've been really busy. I've been doing I don't know 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:19.280 if you guys can tell by listening to my voice 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:23.120 right now, but this voice is in high demand, Okay. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:28.160 I've been auditioning for voiceover like stuff. And in the 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:31.840 last week I auditioned for a vitamin water commercial, a 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:36.679 McDonald's commercial, op VI, a dog food commercial, a Plan 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:41.520 B commercial, and a Mabeling commercial. When I tell you 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:44.960 I booked the Plan B, though you did when I 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:47.640 tell you, I got the callback for the Plan B, 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:55.280 so callback is probably the right word, you know, They're like, uh, 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.400 they want so the company that the agency that I'm 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:00.280 working with now, they're like every time I see them, 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.080 they're super excited to see me. Everybody's talking about you 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:05.640 being here, and I'm like, why did I book something 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.240 that y'all not telling me? Like is there something that 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:10.760 y'all getting money for me being here that I didn't 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.560 know about? And they're like, no, just they're looking for 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:16.960 you in the industry, like all the commercials want don't 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.600 want white women anymore. And I'm like, okay, I still 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.640 see a lot of commercials with white people in them, 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:23.160 and they're like no, no, no, no, no, no no. 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:24.880 Or maybe it's white people in the commercial with their 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:26.080 voices and something else. 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:29.560 Oh no, They're like everything that they get all a 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:32.760 copy that they get, they're asking for black women or 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:37.880 ethnically ambiguous or Asian or Hispanic. Okay. I was like, okay, 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:39.800 but I mean I saw Wendy's commercial the other day 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:44.000 and it was you know, the Wendy's girl is still white. 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:46.000 When are they going to remix the Wendy's going to 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:50.400 put here like in some ban two knots, some corn rows. No, 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.840 she Wendy could be white. They can have that. Well, 0:08:52.840 --> 0:09:00.000 I don't know any of black girls named Wendy Wendy Williams. Anyway, 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.440 That's what I've been an expert in, is just you know, 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:05.360 using my tool, you know, being a voice actor, you 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:10.200 know what I mean, an actor with the voice. So 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:11.880 you know, this time next week, I could be the 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.280 new voice of Mabeline. 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:17.040 I'm hoping. I'm crossing my fingers for that. I mean, 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.640 that would be a really big campaign. I would be 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:22.200 the voice, not this voice that you're hearing right now, obviously, 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:25.560 because I just woke up and I sound like somebody's 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:27.000 smoking ass. 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:30.640 Mom, But bring me, bring me to remote, bring me 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:34.160 my bag. I told you it's your little friend coming 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.840 over today. Did you do your homework? 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:39.680 You sound like you could be the voice of little 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:44.520 Baby's mom, Baby's kids, and then mom the mom was 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.600 the mom in the movie, because I thought it was 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.720 just the honest dude. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.200 Can I tell you that I didn't see Baby's kids. 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.520 I remember Baby's kids, but I didn't watch it. 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:59.920 I watched it. It was good. Speaking of better than that, 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.280 Oh my god, our guest is better than that, because 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:05.320 she this is the second time she's been here, and 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:09.080 she's better than that. And she's better than that. Back. Okay, 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:10.480 First of all, I would be like, now, I'm not 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:11.720 coming back and this guest. 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:13.520 I was like, hey, I'll get you an uber to 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.280 and fro and I was like, she didn't take that offer. 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.360 I was like, oh wow, so this guest is dumb. 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:24.600 This this is the dumbest guess we've ever had. Because 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:28.520 you're gonna uber me there and back. You gon uber 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:31.679 me to Target. I'm going grocery shopping on your dime, right, 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:32.480 That's crazy. 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.800 I would have I would actually uber well, she knew 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:35.880 I was gonna put her an uber. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:37.839 In a pool. She knew that. She was like, nah, 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:39.560 I don't have time for that bullshit. She was like, 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.040 I'll just stick. She was like, I'm gonna have to 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:43.600 leave the night before if I want to get at 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:46.679 ten am to this one. So yeah, you're smart. Thank you. 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.800 I appreciate you. Thank you for I care about my money. Well, 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:54.160 our guest today is our petty expert, and she's here 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.640 to talked about talk to us about everything petty. And 0:10:56.760 --> 0:11:00.319 she's a comic. She's hilarious, she's attractive. I feel like 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.200 I should put that in there because y'all can't see 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:04.520 her she's about to be the face of a mall. 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.240 Bitch a mall, A mall. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:10.280 That's an m a L L mall mall. People get 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:12.520 people the middle of the mall, not chaos. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:15.600 I'm talking about the ole ma. I mean, I think 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.600 it's gonna be in the middle of the motto. Her 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:20.640 face not gonna be on the mall outside. Anyway, let's 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:21.160 just get into it. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:25.520 You're being really rude, as our petty expert Pat Paris Sashet. 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:28.679 Hey, girls, you guys, crack me up. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.640 Hey, hold on, wait, let's pause. I never turned down 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.079 the offer over pool. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:33.360 There. 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:39.400 We didn't finish the conversation into the park, she said, 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:41.199 come up off that starter. 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:43.120 She was killing the Yeah, she didn't take the offer. 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:48.720 I did. I got you A person got to catch 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:55.240 a bus somewhere. So where's the bus authority? She changed 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:56.199 her mind real fast. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:59.640 She's like, I'll get you partially there. Yeah, geta and 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.439 over pool to the train. I'll get you tor so 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.880 Ho and Uber pool to the train. 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:10.720 That's hilarious. So what's happening in at the port authority? 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.319 You're taking the bus. I'm taking the bus. But now, 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:16.880 lady like you should not be in any type of bus. 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.680 You are just too damn fly. You got your glasses on, 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:23.120 biggie glasses, you got your your Rolex. 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:26.040 Yes, listen, but it's away for me to save money. 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.800 It's not bad. I go to sleep. It's just four hours, 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:29.640 just four hours. 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:32.040 She's one of those rich people that's like, no, no, 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:34.160 I'll take twelve buses it. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:39.520 Yeah, that's well, get to Boston hashtag rich. Okay, uh so, 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:41.960 let's do a let's give you a full body cam. 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:47.280 Uh So, Paris is giving us thick Eve okay, thick 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:49.760 Ev from the rough Riders. 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:49.959 Yeah. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:52.120 I can't tell if she has the paws on the 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.160 tight eyes because she's got them covered. I got them 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:54.760 on the thus. 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:57.760 Oh you go on the thigh You you have the 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:00.560 paw prints on your thighs, because did you look so 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:03.000 much like Eve? I did it before people was telling 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.280 me that just how you did it, and you were like, 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:07.000 they're gonna they're gonna catch on after I get these 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:08.160 paw prints on my thighs. 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:11.920 That's hot. Are they paw prints or like dog prints? 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:14.360 You know the print so it's coming up like cat 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:21.120 prints or it's going up to the cat. Wow, you 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:24.480 have paw prints going up to the coach is a dear, 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:28.760 she said, dogs dogs? How many tracks? 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:28.880 Like? 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:31.079 Is it one? Two? Three? How many need to see this? 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:36.040 Take your pants off city, rip pants off me too? 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:41.760 I mean they already listen. Wait, so you got the 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:44.319 paw prints. I see you in the like little rip 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:49.040 jeans dressed. Those are very nice. Your ankles out, you 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:51.199 look like you're running errands, bitch, or you about to 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.920 go through the CSA you do one? 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:56.319 You had like a you know. You also kind of 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.600 looked like there was the actress I want to say 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.520 she was on the Parkers. She was like the Friends, 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:04.480 not nobody but the friend. I'm gonna look it up. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.160 Please it better not that's what you're giving me. Definitely, 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.880 the way that she just laughed just now is giving 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:13.520 me like the Friends talking about maybe Mosha, maybe with 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:16.080 somebody from Mosha. I hope you don't think it's Countess. No, 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:20.600 not not either of the Parkers, the friend of one 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:21.960 of the Parkers. Okay, look it up. 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.640 So also, you got your little army fatigue. So you're 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:29.640 a rough rider. Okay stop drop, shut down up. 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:34.440 I love it. And the face is completely clear. You 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.720 got great skin? Yeah, do you have a skin regimember, 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:37.560 I don't. 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:40.880 I just drink a lot of I use honey. I 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:42.640 use face scrub, and then I use honey. 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:44.880 I'm so tired of So you exfoliate and then you 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:46.960 got the raw honey in the shower. 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.600 First of all, raw honey is expensive to just be 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:52.080 putting on your face, honestly, says you just gotta catch 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.480 like a cute trader Joe's situation. 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:56.640 I'm so tired of black people. Oh yeah, I use 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.480 raw and that's it. It's like, okay, but if but 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:01.320 if what it's how Goop told you to do it, 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.440 you wouldn't be tired of white people, wouldn't. I've been 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:04.000 tired of them. 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:06.200 But I'm saying like they'll they'll say, oh, I don't 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:07.840 have no skin regimen, no nothing, and. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:12.200 Then they got a whole routine products. I mean, it's 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.280 it'll be proud. It'd be like the kitchen stuff being 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:16.840 the like my olive oil be in the bathroom anyway, listen, 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.240 So you shower and then you put the honey on, 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.880 and then you towel it off. No, I let the 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:22.720 water wash it off. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.640 No hair, so I just let ey like I let 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.400 I just wash my hair every time I'm in the shower. 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:29.960 I just let everything it was. I mean, if I 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:31.840 had a seesar, i'd washed my hair every day too. Yeah, 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:35.080 did you get a shape up? Didn't? It looks great? 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:38.600 Even though you have short hair, you still got to 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:39.440 maintain that ship. 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.840 I brushed my hair one hundred times after I got 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:42.240 the shower. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:45.080 I count, and then I put a. Then you put a. 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:53.360 You gotta have trying to maintain them waves. I lay down. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.560 I didn't see you as the do rag type. Do 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:57.480 you have the tail out? 0:15:57.880 --> 0:15:57.920 No? 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:00.560 I tuk the tail. You tuck the tail. It's too much. 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:03.920 It's too much with the taillout. It's just too Why 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:06.320 you don't open the door with the tailout. I'm look 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:08.400 in the mirror with the tail on. I'm liked. Listen, 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:10.000 you don't put the fan on it stand in front 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:11.880 of the fan and get your Beyonce on with the tailout. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:18.120 Oh no, you don't excel what to do? 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:20.040 Right? Okay? Now? 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.320 Wait, that is the gayest image that you can have, 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:24.520 and that's why you never saying it. 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:27.120 And also you have glasses on? Now do you ever 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.080 take them off? I always see you with some type 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.120 of glasses on with a statement shape. 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:36.880 They're not prescription obviously, No, because level glasses those Warby Parker's. No, 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:41.880 they're not now Street, No they're not. No, you got 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:45.720 a designer. Nope, just order them from Amazon. She orders 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.200 them for Amazon. You got Amazon Prime. 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:53.920 I use my ex Amazon. Oh you, I mean you 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:55.960 have to what's the worst that can happen? I can 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:57.320 change the password if anything. 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:03.760 You have to trust you changed the password on Yeah, 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:06.639 I just used the account. Remember when I was on 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:09.360 my exes Netflix and then he changed the password on me? Sish, 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:13.760 that was such a track, that was pet that you 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:16.479 should have changed it first. I didn't know what it was. 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:19.640 I was just you know how they get. They make 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:22.320 little accounts, you know, yeah, you log on it, but 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:24.560 then you know they give you those little like who's 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:27.480 watching and it's like this guy and this other guy 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:29.200 and he probably kept seeing your face pop up and 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:31.800 he's like this, bitch, No, my face wasn't on the 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:36.960 thing because he because he made separate ones, because I 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:38.960 was messing up his cue, because I was like watching 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:41.440 things that he was like, that's not they recommended crap 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:43.040 that I don't want to see. Yeah, I don't want 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:46.040 to watch it on, like, are you sure you don't 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:49.440 want to watch this crime show about black women killing 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.280 white dudes? Anyway, So he took me off and he 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:53.560 didn't say anything to me about it. 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.119 Well, that was very white of him, you know, because 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:57.760 I feel like if a black person don't take you 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.399 off this ship, they don't let you know, look up 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:03.080 over here, we're gonna we're gonna end this. 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.919 This is a black person will tell you either if 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:08.160 we're not together, then I don't even know you. 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:09.920 Are you still using my shirt? 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:12.399 I'm just gonna have it where you're gonna log in 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:14.119 one day and think that you're about to be watching 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:15.480 a movie and you're not password. 0:18:15.520 --> 0:18:20.600 Now, I feel like it's petty to like hit them 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:22.480 up and be like, yo, you using my ship? 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:27.040 Why no? No? I think that the way the way 0:18:27.080 --> 0:18:28.760 I would do it is just change it in the 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:30.719 middle of the night. In the middle of the night, 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:33.280 you wake up, or maybe you're watching something in bed 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:35.760 and it's you gotta realy, what change it? After I 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:40.640 see that you just started watching something. Oh absolutely, twenty 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:41.600 one minutes. 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:44.720 Into this field, you just paused to go to the 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:46.560 poor before. 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:48.160 You see them watching the season and you see them 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:51.240 get to the last episode, then you change it. I 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:53.000 don't even want to let him get no, I don't. 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:54.240