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Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's Kurt with a late last minute show

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Speaker 1: at I'm gonna be in Philadelphia October thirteenth to the

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Speaker 1: fifteenth at Helium Philly. I'm coming back. It's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing stand up. We just added these dates, so

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Speaker 1: come out and see me. Uh you know, it'll be

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Speaker 1: a very fantastic time link in the bio and all

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Speaker 1: that sort of thing. You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: It's got you ready.

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Speaker 3: It is windy, it's gonna rain in Los Angeles. I'm

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Speaker 3: in a great mood today, need to I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: You're about to be in a better mood when you

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Speaker 1: hear this eighty one year old man selling his prairie

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Speaker 1: dog vacuuming business.

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Speaker 3: Well, then we will try not to suck it up.

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Speaker 3: On a very very rocking episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Still World onstead, would you mind your mine? Billion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Rotten guys, gals and non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: That I'm looking at is skoytty Landis.

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Speaker 3: That over there? Not far away, only about two miles

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Speaker 3: away from me, But I'm looking at him over zoom

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Speaker 3: is my homeboy, Kurt Kurtie B. Brown Owler, what's up? Man?

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Speaker 3: We're about to get jumped on. We're about to get

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Speaker 3: tea storm.

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Speaker 2: I cannot wait.

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Speaker 1: And I want to remind everyone, of course, that we're

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Speaker 1: going to be in Minneapolis and Kansas City. See speaking

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Speaker 1: of storming through the Midwest October twentieth and twenty.

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Speaker 2: First go get tickets on our Instagram.

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Speaker 1: We'd love to see you be like Tacoma, Be like Tacoma,

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Speaker 1: be so loud that it actually hurts my ears when

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Speaker 3: So we've had you know, it's an embarrassment of riches

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Speaker 3: on bananas. We've had just so, so, so many great guests,

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Speaker 3: but we've specifically had incredible music guests, and today we

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Speaker 3: carry that tradition forward. I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: Yes, our guest today an amazing musician. Her band Beach

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Speaker 1: Bunny just released their sophomore album, Emotional Creatures, and you

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Speaker 1: should buy it right away. Please welcome the fantastic Lily Trifilio.

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Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 3: We're so glad to have you.

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Speaker 5: You.

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Speaker 3: I can tell you you're in a hotel room.

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Speaker 4: That's correct, I got so I'm living the luxury life.

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Speaker 2: Did you just did you just drive into whatever town

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Speaker 2: you're in?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we drove from one Texas city to another Texas city,

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Speaker 5: so I'm somewhere in Texas.

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Speaker 3: Good. It's a big state. It's hard to keep track off.

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Speaker 2: Are you on a sleeper van yet? Or are you

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Speaker 2: on a tinier van?

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Speaker 4: This is only a week of tour, so we're just

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Speaker 4: doing tiny band mode.

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Speaker 2: It's good.

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Speaker 1: When Scotty and I travel, we literally go just on

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Speaker 1: one scooter. He stands on the back like a bird scooter.

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Speaker 1: That's the way we get to show from show to.

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Speaker 3: Show, which is very strange but intimate, and it's brought

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Speaker 3: us closer as a comedy duo. Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: How so you'r's doing a week long tour right now?

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Speaker 3: Where are you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? So this will be our.

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Speaker 5: First time doing any arenas, which has been really crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and we're an opening Evan so that's always fun to

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Speaker 4: Of the arena at half the work.

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure we're in hugeid but I told my

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Speaker 2: And who are you opening for tonight?

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Speaker 3: Is it Cab?

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Speaker 4: No, it's Panic at the Disco, Panic.

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Speaker 2: At the Disco?

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Speaker 1: Account Have you played one before? Have you played an

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Speaker 5: This is the Yeah, this is our first time doing stuff,

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: So it's like fit like it's it's ten to fifteen

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Speaker 1: can't even imagine. The biggest thing I've ever played is rock?

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Speaker 1: That's not it, Rockefeller Setter, what is it?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I love what you're going on right now?

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Speaker 1: The biggest place I've ever played was Radio City Musical,

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Speaker 5: I feel like it's it's weird though, because they have

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Speaker 3: That's so cool. I bet the energy is amazing.

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Speaker 4: Ugh, did you guys have an EMO phase growing up?

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Speaker 1: I sure I had, like a I was just into

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Speaker 2: But that was like the closest I got.

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Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, yeah, I went old. I think when

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Speaker 3: I was young, I went like I went like Chuck Berry,

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Speaker 3: I was like sixteen and I was like, I want

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Speaker 5: Do you feel like now you've you've learned the whole

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, It's funny because when when we heard

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Speaker 3: and it also might be coming out of the Great Choir,

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Speaker 2: Amazing, And whenever you play Los Angeles, we have to

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Speaker 1: I know you played a couple months ago and I

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Speaker 1: see you.

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Speaker 3: We'll be there, we'll dance, We're we'll ride that scooter

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Speaker 1: Do you guys want to hear about this eighty one

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Speaker 1: year old selling his prairie dog vacuuming business.

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Speaker 2: Yes, all right.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Emma Lorent. This was published

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Speaker 1: in Cowboys State Daily. We're digging deep.

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Speaker 2: Emma is digging deep for us.

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Speaker 1: This was just recently published, so I do believe this

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Speaker 1: business is for sale currently. This is by Mark Hines,

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Speaker 1: public Lands and Wildlife reporter. He is the best in

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Speaker 1: the biz when it comes to Cowboys State Daily News.

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Speaker 3: That's right here.

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Speaker 2: It is willing to work hard and interested in a

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Speaker 1: How does making a buck by vacuuming up live prairie

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Speaker 1: dogs found for more than for more than three decades,

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Speaker 1: That was a cornerstone method used by dog Gone Prairie

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Speaker 1: Dog Control. Great name founded and run by Gay Balfour

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Speaker 2: I still have all my equipment.

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Speaker 1: If you find somebody who's interested, I'll sell it to

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Speaker 1: them at a reasonable price. Balfour told Cowboy State Daily

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Speaker 1: Door a telephone interview on Friday, at age eighty one,

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Speaker 1: he's finally ready to retire. In nineteen ninety one, Balfour

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Speaker 1: was struck by the ingenious idea, I guess it's a

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Speaker 1: genius of modifying a sewer cleaning truck into a gigantic

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Speaker 1: he also fashioned the machine to slow the critters down

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Speaker 1: so they could be captured alive. Okay, he said, the

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Speaker 1: Goddamn about the article, He said, the idea for the

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Speaker 1: he credits his faith quote, I asked the Lord for

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Speaker 1: he said, of vacuuming, of vacuuming prairie dogs. Jesus Christ

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Speaker 2: The next day he found the truck for sale.

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Speaker 1: The next day, he found the truck for sale a

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Speaker 1: nearby municipal wastewater treatment plant.

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Speaker 2: I mean, then it just goes on to all the

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Speaker 3: It's I thought he was cleaning out tubes like underground

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Speaker 3: this guy's a good Samaritan. Oh yeah, this guy's just

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Speaker 3: things get clocked up sometimes in life and he's just

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Speaker 2: But then he like brings them and they they keep

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Speaker 1: If you want to get rid of your prairie dogs,

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Speaker 1: this is a this is a sustainable way to get

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Speaker 1: is fucking back.

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Speaker 2: You make them up?

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Speaker 3: Oh where do they get?

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Speaker 2: Where do they go?

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Speaker 3: I do not know. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It would be very funny if he's like, well, we've

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Speaker 1: gone to all of this trouble to make sure they

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Speaker 3: We launch them and two craters. Like, but don't prairie

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Speaker 3: dogs carry the black plague?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: I'm almost pause, Katie, do you mind googling that? I'm

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Speaker 3: pretty sure prairie dogs carry the plague. I know what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying sounds insane. And I also heard armadillo's carry leprosy.

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Speaker 3: All right, I believe that, So, Katie, if you can

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Speaker 3: let us know. But so, maybe this guy's doing a

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Speaker 3: great service and preventing the next worldwide pandemic. Was now

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Speaker 3: he's too old to suck prairie dogs.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen a prairie dog in the wild?

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Speaker 4: I don't think so. I don't really know where they'd

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Speaker 4: even be, Like Midwest. I'm guessing, but.

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Speaker 1: I think I get confused between prairie dogs and meer cats.

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Speaker 1: Like I don't think if in a lineup, I could

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Speaker 1: be like, that's a meer cat, that's a prairie dog.

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Speaker 3: They're adorable though, they're funny little guys. Oh okay, So

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Speaker 3: we're getting mixed results from Katie. At first, it's as

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Speaker 3: prairie dogs are highly susceptible to the plague in the

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Speaker 3: primary in the primary food source of the highly endangered

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Speaker 3: blackfoot ferret, which is also susceptible to the disease. But

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Speaker 4: Yeah, true, good point. Have you guys seen what Elton

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Speaker 3: I think that's probably it. I think it's probably so

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Speaker 3: Yep. Well, so, Lily, some man of your songs are

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Speaker 2: Yes, beautiful, fantastic.

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Speaker 3: The bride to be is kicking her wedding day off

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Speaker 2: That's great, Asia, Thank you Asia.

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Speaker 3: Whatever college you went to and study journalism, they taught

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Speaker 2: To be, I don't agree with it.

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Speaker 1: I don't agree with your politics and your post, but

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Speaker 3: This bride to be is kicking off her wedding with

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Speaker 2: I mean that's a long walk, but I'll take it.

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Speaker 1: Asia.

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Speaker 3: It's for yes, for failing industry, will take it. The

444
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 3: forgetful future Miss also failed to update the information about

445
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Speaker 3: the lodging accommodations she arranged for out of town attendees

446
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 3: for her big day. Instead of naming guests a pash

447
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 3: hotel resort, she unintentionally listed the Super eight Motel for

448
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 3: her wedding guests overnight destinations. We've all been in a

449
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,439
Speaker 3: Super eight. I forgot to put the Super eight motel.

450
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 3: I put it as a placeholder, and well, until we

451
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Speaker 3: figured out our hotels, we were going to block it

452
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Speaker 3: off somewhere better. If you're our guest, I promise we

453
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 3: didn't block off rooms at the Super Eight. Then she

454
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Speaker 3: went to offer an abject apology to friends and family,

455
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Speaker 3: most notably her mother, for her screw oversights. Mom, I'm

456
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Speaker 3: so sorry. I will fix it. The wacky wife to

457
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Speaker 3: be poud now we're just called her names. He's just

458
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 3: turned on her. I think it's funny personally, she continued,

459
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Speaker 3: But I don't think everyone's gonna think it's funny, especially

460
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Speaker 3: my family and Nate's family and literally anyone else. Oh beautiful,

461
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 3: absolutely beautiful. Oh I love it.

462
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Speaker 1: Also, it's so funny that you don't actually have to

463
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Speaker 1: put a placeholder.

464
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Speaker 2: You could just put website.

465
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Speaker 3: You don't.

466
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,919
Speaker 1: When you're making a design. You can just have some letters.

467
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Speaker 1: I love that she went out of the way to

468
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Speaker 1: make it.

469
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Speaker 5: That is a physical card, and then another follow up

470
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Speaker 5: card being like I'm sorry.

471
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,480
Speaker 3: Yes, well why not. Wedding invitations now are like five

472
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 3: steps anyways. It's like everything about the wedding industry is

473
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 3: like add something else. So now it'll be like, here's

474
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 3: your excuse card. It's a pardon card and you just

475
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 3: send it in between things to clear up any information.

476
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Speaker 3: It's fifteen dollars a card. It's got a watermark. It's

477
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 3: so bad. I went to high school with a woman

478
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Speaker 3: who later on got into porn, and I didn't know

479
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 3: until I was back after college. And do you know

480
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 3: how like after school when you've returned to your hometown

481
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 3: and like you see your old friends, but something's a

482
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:10,479
Speaker 3: little different, like you've changed, they've changed, Your references are

483
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Speaker 3: off just a touch and I'm not going to use

484
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 3: the fellow classmate's real name. But I met up buddy

485
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 3: for beers and he's like, did you hear Laura is

486
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 3: doing porno now? And I was like, nah, I didn't

487
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 3: hear that. And he's like, you don't seem that surprised,

488
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 3: And I was like, well, I'm not surprised, and he's

489
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 3: like why not. So this woman, Laura was in my

490
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 3: homeroom and sophomore year, so I was probably like fourteen

491
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Speaker 3: or fifteen. I noticed on like Tuesday, she was wearing

492
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Speaker 3: the same clothes that she was the day before, and

493
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 3: she also walked in homeroom smoking a cigarette that she

494
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 3: had clearly been smoking in the hallway up until that point.

495
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 3: And these two girls in the back of the class

496
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 3: are like, Laura, you wearing the same clothes, and she

497
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,360
Speaker 3: just turns and goes, last night, I fucked my boyfriend

498
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Speaker 3: on my motorcycle. And we all just looked at her

499
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 3: and I go what. She goes, Scotti, last night I

500
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 3: fucked my boyfriend on my motorcycle in downtown Baltimore. And

501
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: I was like, oh. I was like fourteen and being like, well,

502
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 3: I guess this is the world. I guess this is

503
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Speaker 3: how I'm stepping into things. So yeah, six years later,

504
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 3: I was not shocked to find out that she had

505
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Speaker 3: found the adult entertainment industry in.

506
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Speaker 2: Downtown Baltimore too. In in what like the early two

507
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Speaker 2: thousands of late nineties, early.

508
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Speaker 3: Eight, probably late nine. I was right ninety nine. And yeah,

509
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 3: she also had a Russian accent. She was from Russia originally,

510
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 3: and so she was like I fucked belief friend on

511
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 3: both or something, and I'm like, this the best, this is.

512
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Speaker 1: I love this person coming and smoking a cigarette as

513
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Speaker 1: a fourteen year old to a high school of Homebreos.

514
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Speaker 3: Class comes through at eight forty am. Walks out of

515
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Speaker 3: the hallway holding a cigarette that's spent down, walks over,

516
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 3: throws it out the window. I think my homeroom teacher's

517
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Speaker 3: named miss Henderson.

518
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Speaker 2: This is the coolest fourteen year old in the entire universe.

519
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 3: Oh I know, and she also might have been twenty

520
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 3: at this point. It's like who knows. And Laura like

521
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 3: sits on her desk like butt on the chair, feet

522
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 3: on where your butt normally goes on a chair, and

523
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 3: we all just saw that she was wearing the exact

524
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 3: same thing because it was like noticeable outfit, and her

525
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 3: excuse just nobody teased her or just silenced. Everybody were like,

526
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 3: that's the most legit story I've ever heard of my life.

527
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 3: How does that work? You know, it's not like a

528
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 3: it's a.

529
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 1: Motorcyclecle it falls over if you kind of move it right.

530
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,400
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'll have to go to my high

531
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 3: school reunion and see if she shows up. I doubt it.

532
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 3: Oh man, Kurtie B. Do you want to tease us

533
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 3: and do an advertisement?

534
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 2: Sounds good?

535
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 4: Here it is?

536
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 2: Oh, here it is perfect.

537
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,959
Speaker 1: Man wins lying down championship by lying down for sixty

538
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: hours straight.

539
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 3: It's like to her life, Lily, It's like being in

540
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 3: the back of a van. You know, you got to

541
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Speaker 3: catch your zase where you can. Well, we'll be back

542
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 3: with a little more snoozy snoozy bananas.

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Speaker 1: Folks, We are back, Scotty. Do you have any shout

544
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: outs before we get back to our fantastic guest?

545
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 3: Four quickies. Naomi Hampson or Naomi Hampson is shouting out

546
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 3: her dad. Doctor Roger Barth. The newest edition of his

547
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 3: book Curdie B. The Chemistry of Beer The Science of

548
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 3: SuDS was just published. The whole families involved. They do

549
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 3: the art, they shoot the cover, they do the photography.

550
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 3: If you love beer and you want to learn more

551
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 3: about making it and the chemistry behind it, buy the

552
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 3: book The Chemistry of Beer, The Science of sutz h

553
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 3: Jerry wants to shout out her son Xavier and Sebastian,

554
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 3: who both started new lives in different cities across the country.

555
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 3: I think they both went to colleges and Missoulan Providence.

556
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 3: There was a kid named Sebastian in my hometown whose

557
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 3: nickname was Boob. I don't know why, Bob, Bob Bob,

558
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 3: we all called him Boob. Nice guy. Ashley Botkin is

559
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 3: shouting herself out for surviving a gnarly jellyfish attack and

560
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 3: she sent photos. I mean her legs got annihilated.

561
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 2: So she was Australian.

562
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 3: I don't know, but she is allergic to jellyfish stings

563
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 3: on top of just the normal pain of jellyfish stings.

564
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Speaker 3: So Ashley, we're happy for you were a what suit.

565
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 3: And finally, Door to Shore two is October eighth. Last year,

566
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 3: we were hoping for three thousand, and we beat that

567
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 3: to support cast LA. This year we're looking for six thousand,

568
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 3: Kurtie b and are going to walk out our front

569
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Speaker 3: doors directly across the entire city of Los Angeles into

570
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Speaker 3: the Pacific Ocean full closed. So if you have a

571
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 3: few bucks, please donate to a Door to Shore. We

572
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 3: would really appreciate it. That's all I got.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, and we are, of course here with our

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Speaker 1: fantastic guests. The woman behind Beach Bunny please welcome back,

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Speaker 1: Lily Trifilio.

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Speaker 4: Hello, hello.

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Speaker 3: Rely. I love I love it. I love your singing voice, Lily.

578
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 3: When did you know you could sing? Could you sing

579
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 3: as a little kid? Oh?

580
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was, I did. I did a few things.

581
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 4: I was also into Elvis. I started quite young, but

582
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 4: singing in my normal voice, I kind of do like

583
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Speaker 4: a like kind of thing to my voice.

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Speaker 5: You know, I'm just from Romania, so I would sing

585
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 5: in Romanian, which was just gibberish. But I remember my

586
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 5: aunt fluent English, and I was like super cocky as

587
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 5: a four year old, and I was like, don't worry,

588
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 5: I'm the entertainment for the night.

589
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 4: Me let me sing you a little. And I think

590
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 4: after that she yelled at my mom and was like,

591
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 4: why aren't you teaching her Romanian?

592
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 3: Pretty voice? But why aren't you teaching a Romanian? You know,

593
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 3: any sounds insane?

594
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: Do you know any Romanian?

595
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 4: Now?

596
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 3: No, not that much. No, that's so damn good. Well

597
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 3: your new album, Well album came out early.

598
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: Summer July in July right, July twenty second, Yeah, yeah,

599
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: I know, I love it.

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Speaker 3: I listened to the whole thing today. It's like the

601
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 3: perfect length for driving around La because everything in La

602
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 3: is like forty five minutes of way, so you're just

603
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 3: put on the album, ride the emotional rollercoaster the whole

604
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 3: way to Gelson's.

605
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: And I was watching on YouTube and then I realized

606
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: two of the videos for the first song on the album,

607
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 1: and Weeds are like a continuation of like one like

608
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: kind of like mini space movie epic. Did you did

609
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: you write that whole thing or like how did that

610
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: come together?

611
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's actually three videos, so what I missed I

612
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 5: missed the third one.

613
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

614
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wrote the concept and then everyone else helped

615
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 5: it come to fruition. The set and everything was insane,

616
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 5: and yeah, it was definitely like a COVID project. I

617
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 5: was watching a lot of sci fi and stuff while

618
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 5: we were in lockdown, so it just worked out that way.

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Speaker 5: And I'm really happy how they turned out. I'm glad

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Speaker 5: that they make some degree of sense.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought it was great, and it has like

622
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: little elements from different like sci fi genres, which is

623
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: really nice. There's like a little Star Wars in there,

624
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: and then there's a little uh, mister mister Manhattan.

625
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 2: Is it Professor Manhattan or mister Manhattan?

626
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: What is it? Doctor mant doctor Manhattan.

627
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 2: I'm mister Manhattan. I'm drunk all the time.

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00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: It was great.

630
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Speaker 2: What was your favorite What was your favorite sci fi

631
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Speaker 2: that you were watching?

632
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 4: I watched Forbid and Planet with my dad kind of recently.

633
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 4: That one's really cool.

634
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 5: It's just insane how they made the effects and sets

635
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 5: back in the day and like all the layering with stuff.

636
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 4: But yeah, I also grew up watching a lot of.

637
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 5: Doctor Who, which is like the corniest show of all time,

638
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 5: but you know, it has a soft spot in my heart,

639
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 5: so I still rewatch it whenever I want to feel like,

640
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 5: I don't know.

641
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 2: Nostalgic, and it's comforting.

642
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 4: It's comforting.

643
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, yeah, So the way I feel the same

644
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: way about Star Trek the Next Generation. I can just

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00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: like put that on and immediately be comforted, Like that's

646
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Speaker 1: my watching friends, do.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

648
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 4: It's always just so though. When it's if you have

649
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 4: company and you're like, no, trust me, this is.

650
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 1: So good, people are like no, it's not, and you're

651
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: like well, I can see the holes now now that

652
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 1: you're looking at it.

653
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 4: But halfway embarrassed and are like trying to overcompensate. I'm like, no, no, no,

654
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 4: in five minutes, like the twist is gonna come up.

655
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 4: We just have to, you know, keep watching.

656
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 3: You have to understand forty years of context. So let

657
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 3: me just summarize it really quick, doctor who. There's been

658
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 3: a lot of them. I love that, But also from

659
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 3: a distance, everything's kind of corny. Like I always laugh

660
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 3: when I see old limousines from the eighties, Like when

661
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Speaker 3: you see one drive by, it's the stupidest vehicle you've

662
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Speaker 3: ever seen. But thirty years ago it was the height

663
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Speaker 3: of elegance and success and sophistication. And now you see

664
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Speaker 3: an old limousine and you're like, who would have gotten

665
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 3: in that jalopy? Like it's the crappiest thing ever. I

666
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 3: think everything's that way with a little distance.

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Speaker 1: I think I've talked about this with this before, but

668
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: it was a long time ago. I remember there was

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Speaker 1: this one epic night in Williamsburg, probably nineteen ninety eight

670
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: or nineteen ninety nine. We're at this warehouse party with

671
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: that had It was like a dance studio warehouse, so

672
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Speaker 1: the floor was specifically made so you can dance on it,

673
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: so it was like a bouncy floor and we didn't

674
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: realize that until like hours into us being there, and

675
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: we had like taken a bunch of molly at the time.

676
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 2: We called it ecstasy, and we're like on the floor.

677
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 2: It was like, is this floor bouncy? And it was

678
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 2: like it was actually a bouncy but it was like

679
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 2: a real revelation.

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00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: And then we come out of the party at like

681
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 1: five in the morning and there was this car service

682
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: because it was before Uber, it was Eastern car Service.

683
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: You'd call Eastern and Eastern, so they're like cars on

684
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: its way and then up Polls it was a uh

685
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 1: it was it was I believe leave. It was a

686
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: Nissan Ultima Stretch limo like I've never seen anything like it.

687
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 2: It was like a compact car that was just long.

688
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 1: And then we got in it and the I remember

689
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: specifically the fabric on the ceiling was hanging was hanging down,

690
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: but it was really long and it was like a

691
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,760
Speaker 1: Nissan Ultimate. It was like a car like a Nissan Ultima,

692
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: and I was we were just like, this is only

693
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: happening because we're on drugs. There's no way that this

694
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 1: car goes around normally picking up regular human beings. And

695
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: we were just like laughing for the entire forty five

696
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Speaker 1: minute ride home.

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Speaker 3: It was glorious, great night. You still remember it.

698
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 2: I still remember it. I wish I could find that car.

699
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Speaker 3: That's what we're going to take to Beach Bunny Show

700
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 3: when you guys come play the pad. We're not going

701
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 3: to arrive in a Nissan Ultima Mini Stretch limo.

702
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it crazy playing amphitheaters where you have

703
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: to like walk for like an enormously long period of

704
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 1: time just to get from like one place to another place.

705
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 3: Oh?

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00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 4: Absolutely, great question.

707
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 5: I feel like, well, okay, I've only done one, so

708
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 5: I'm not your old hat based on yesterday. They also

709
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 5: like kind of keep they kind of keep all the

710
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 5: pallways and stuff. I guess they're like halfway underground, so

711
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 5: it's no windows. You have no perception of time.

712
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 4: It's just you're there to do the thing. And asked

713
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 4: midday was like, like, are we allowed to leave? How

714
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 4: does this work?

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00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:40,439
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, We'll have a helicopter pick you up and bring

717
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 1: you to the closest Sabarros so you can get a slice.

718
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 3: Are theres outside of the airport.

719
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so anymore. I think they're only in

720
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: airports now.

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00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 3: You know, when you want big zd at eight am

722
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 3: at an airport, there's no finer business than.

723
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 2: Sabarro Italian for don't put that in your mouth.

724
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 3: Now.

725
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 1: Boarding I remember seeing I saw Bruce Springsteen and I

726
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: got to go back. I was backstage seeing Bruce Springsteen

727
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: at Giant Stadium before they tore it down. Yeah.

728
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 2: Uh, and so we were all the way like at

729
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:17,879
Speaker 2: the end of the show.

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00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: We were behind the stage and like Bruce ends his

731
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: like third encore or whatever after playing for like three

732
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: and a half hours, and it just him. So the

733
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: band still keeps playing and it's just him. We're just

734
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 1: standing there, the only two people. I don't know why

735
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 1: we were allowed back here. We're just standing there. We

736
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: watched Bruce Springstey walk off the stage and then just

737
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: like turn and then walk down. I'm not kidding a Giant,

738
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: like you know, it wasn't even a hallway. It was

739
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: just like an airport hangar for like one full mile

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00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: to get to his dressing room. He was just holding

741
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,359
Speaker 1: his guitar and walking. We're just sitting there. He walked

742
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: for like twelve minutes. We're like, why can't the dressing

743
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 1: room be closer to the stage for Bruce Spring.

744
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 3: Indeed, Lily, Kurt and I want to direct your next

745
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 3: music video. It's you walking off stage away for the

746
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 3: entire length of the song and just two fans watching

747
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 3: you go.

748
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: One shot, but you keep getting older and older until

749
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: at the end you're just a skeleton, and then you

750
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: dissolve into dust before you get to your dressing room.

751
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 3: Sounds pretty good.

752
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. All right, I'll read this thing.

753
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, we forgot what it was. Remind us here.

754
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 1: It is man wins lying Down Championship by lying down

755
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: for sixty hours straight.

756
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 2: This was sent in by Hero McNulty. Thank you, Hero.

757
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 3: Great name has great name.

758
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 2: This was This is posted on Oddity Central, so we

759
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 2: don't read to Know three.

760
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 3: Times a day. I'm refreshing that screen Central. I gotta know.

761
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 1: And it's written by Spooky. Spooky wrote this for Oddity Central.

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Speaker 3: We are digging the bottom of the bear stories this week. Lily,

763
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: We're usually Guardian, yeah, always the Guardian.

765
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: The Atlantic the Atlantic, says submarines fart.

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Speaker 5: You know.

767
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: All right here it is in a competition where the

768
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Speaker 1: goal is to do nothing but lie down for as

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Speaker 1: long as possible. One man emerged victorious after spending sixty hours.

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Speaker 2: Lying flat on the ground.

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Speaker 1: The village of Bresna in Montenegro recently held the twelfth

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Speaker 1: annual edition of its Quote Lying Down Championship, an unusual

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Speaker 1: competition with the end goals to spend as much time

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00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: lying down as possible. Sounds easy enough, but as time

775
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: passes by, your bones and muscles start to ache, your

776
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: limbs go numb, and you just feel the need to

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00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 1: get up and stretch. This year, the champion managed to

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Speaker 1: lie down for sixty hours. There's a photograph of him.

779
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: He is the funniest looking man in the history of men.

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00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 2: He looks very pleasant. He's so happy to be lying down.

781
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: The Pegia Noviac competed against nine other people lying down

782
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: on the ground in a local park.

783
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Speaker 2: They do it outside.

784
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: Everyone was allowed to bring I know, everyone was allowed

785
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: to bring things like phones and books to keep themselves occupied.

786
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: And so they lay on the ground, But one by

787
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: one they started getting up, until only two people were

788
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: left Zarko Peganovic from Ziblasia and Vuck Koljozik from dan Levovgrad's.

789
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, those are the names.

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00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 5: Uh.

791
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: At one point the two competitors started joking about splitting

792
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: the title of champion, but Pegenovic was determined to bring

793
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: home the title of twelfth lying Down Champion, and after

794
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 1: about sixty hours he won.

795
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 2: Sixty hours sounds like a long time.

796
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: The Lying Down Championship was reportedly created by a man

797
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:48,919
Speaker 1: named Rido Ridoja Blagajevic to poke fun at the stereotype

798
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: that Montenegrins are lazy. For winning this year's edition, Zargo

799
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,960
Speaker 1: Peganovic takes home a cash prize of three hundred and

800
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: fifty euros, a lunch for two at a restaurant, a

801
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: weekend stay in the montane Gro ethnic village. Oh yes,

802
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 1: and that sounds fun, a rafting experience, and a rafting

803
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: experience they got to wake up somehow.

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00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 2: That sounds fantastic.

805
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: Have you ever won anything, Lily, I can't call off

806
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,959
Speaker 1: the top of my head.

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00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 5: I did want to try out for American Idol when

808
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 5: I was in high school, but it just kept being

809
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 5: homework tests, whatever, and I never got around to it.

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00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: I always I always imagine that the American Idol auditions

811
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 1: are like a legitimately like a line around the block

812
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 1: where there's like five thousand people all holding like cow

813
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: bells and like drum kits, like just waiting in this

814
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: insane line.

815
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's not actually how it works.

816
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 3: But yeah, well you Kurt shot a commercial Lily with

817
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 3: Kelly Clarkson not long ago, but you said she was great, right,

818
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 3: She's very nice, yeah, very To me, she's the one

819
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 3: because she won the first one. And to me, that's

820
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 3: like with reality shows, it's always like the first cast

821
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 3: that you're the most into because they have you know,

822
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 3: she didn't quite know what it was going to be.

823
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 3: After you see her, then everybody goes, I want to

824
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 3: be Kelly Clarkson.

825
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: But also Kelly Clarkson's like her her like hits like

826
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: they fucking rock, you know, like they're still hold up

827
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: and you're like, this is an American Idol winner, because

828
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: like you're used to American Idol winners being like that's

829
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: kind of smallt see, but that all of Kelly Clarkson's music,

830
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: of the two songs that I've heard are like, oh,

831
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: this is of the pop genre.

832
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:35,439
Speaker 2: This is like a very good song, absolutely good.

833
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 3: Lily is the only one that could speak with authority

834
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 3: on this. Do you like Kelly Clarkson.

835
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 4: On the record, Lily, this is what everyone's been waiting for.

836
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 3: Yes, everybody does. It's a trick question. Who can't like

837
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 3: Kelly misindependent? Come on, since you've been gone, come.

838
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: On karaoke, go to Oh yeah, absolutely, Oh that's a

839
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: great idea.

840
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 3: I can hear you in my head destroying that. That's

841
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 3: pretty good.

842
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: I and for no, I love her even doubly so

843
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: because man, they ran this shit out of that commercial

844
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: because people love Kelly Clarkson, and I recently started like

845
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: they ran it, and then I stopped getting checks for it,

846
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 1: and then recently I got another check for it, and

847
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: I was like, what is it?

848
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 2: Are they running this again? That seems weird?

849
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: And then I saw the commercial and it's just my

850
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: fucking hands, just my hands are in it, so they

851
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 1: have to keep paying me.

852
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 2: And I love Kelly Clarkson even more now.

853
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, she's so famous. She can make your hands

854
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 3: make money.

855
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 2: My hands are making money because Kelly Clarkson is near them.

856
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 4: You cool, but you're a hand model.

857
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 2: Now like, can you write men? Yes, I can, Lily,

858
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 2: I love that.

859
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 4: You need to throw that in the bio.

860
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: My hands that have never had a manicure and look like,

861
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: h a leathery lizard just came to sit on your lap.

862
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 3: Sixty How long was it, curdiybe? How long was that?

863
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 3: How long did that guy lay down?

864
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 4: For?

865
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Speaker 2: Sixty hours?

866
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 3: Sixty? But like aren't people in the hospital for like months?

867
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they have to be like rolled and like

868
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: there's a whole thing to like can prevent bed sores

869
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: and stuff like that.

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00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, is there is you think you could do for

871
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 4: sixty what is it hours?

872
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 2: Six straight hours?

873
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 3: I don't without sleep? That I mean? Is it lying

874
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 3: without sleep? That's also that would be extremely difficult to do.

875
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,760
Speaker 3: What could I do for sixty hours?

876
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 2: No, there's nothing I could do for sixty hours.

877
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: That's two it's two days, and like it's almost three days, right, yeah, yeah,

878
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: twelve hours less than three days.

879
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 3: Seems like a real bummer. It seems like, uh, I

880
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 3: mean maybe the I mean the I did get a

881
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 3: free rafting trip out of it, which is good. You

882
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,919
Speaker 3: got to go to the ethnic village of Montenegro, which

883
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 3: this time of year is gorgeous, just absolutely beautiful.

884
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: I know what I could do for two I know

885
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,919
Speaker 1: what I could do for sixty hours. I could take

886
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: a train ride.

887
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we do love a train ride.

888
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 2: I love a train ride. Two and a half day

889
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: train ride. Mmmmmmm, if I got a sleeper car, yes, ma'am.

890
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. That's a tricky one because even

891
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 3: when like when I was a kid and you would

892
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 3: go to like, you know, Bonneru, you go to like

893
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 3: a whole weekend festival or something like, by that third

894
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 3: day you are burn it down. You're you're a different

895
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 3: person than you were going in. By the end of

896
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 3: that they're well organized, and the weather's great and the

897
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 3: bands are cool, and you know, even when you're hydrated

898
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 3: and you have food, at the end of that thing,

899
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,760
Speaker 3: you're like, yeah, I'm coming out of this a totally

900
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 3: different human being than I am going in.

901
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 4: I we.

902
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 3: God, this just came to mind. Uh you know how

903
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 3: like some people can fall asleep anywhere, Like there's just

904
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 3: some people in life that just like just close their

905
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 3: eyes in there asleep. So I was working on a

906
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 3: TV show and it was like a coworker thing where

907
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 3: somebody was like, let's go to Monster Jam. And monster

908
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,879
Speaker 3: Jam is like monster trucks, and so there was one

909
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 3: at the Anaheim Angels Baseball Stadium. It was outside, and

910
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 3: it was like, this is a big one, guys. They're

911
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 3: all the big trucks, bigfoot, gravedigger hercules, and you're like, okay.

912
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: The one that transformed into a robot and shot fire

913
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: out of its head.

914
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, And there's one that's got like razor

915
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 3: blades on it and one that shoots fire. It's so fun.

916
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 3: So there was a group of us going and more

917
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 3: people signed up and it was like the accounting department

918
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 3: and the music department and it was everybody. And so

919
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 3: we decided to rent a limousine instead of driving, and

920
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 3: we take this big ass limo down. It's all these

921
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 3: people I've never socially hung out with, which is already

922
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 3: kind of strange.

923
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 2: And you're going to monster Jam and.

924
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,399
Speaker 3: We're going like an hour to two hour drive really

925
00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:00,479
Speaker 3: from LA and everybody's getting drunk and half the people

926
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 3: are doing blow and so.

927
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: It is in the in the stretch Limo two, Monster Jam,

928
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 1: just all out in the open. They're like, we don't care,

929
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 1: We're going to Monster jam just go it's so hard.

930
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: And that was the accounting department. That was Brian from

931
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: the accounting department.

932
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 3: He brought all the names, but it might have been

933
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 3: from the accounting department. And I think the wardrobe department

934
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 3: got in on it too. And so by the time

935
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 3: we get there, all a few of us that are

936
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 3: pretty go hard and like so I'm just like a

937
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 3: little buzz but I'm not even that drunk. I'm actually

938
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 3: looking forward to Monster Jam. I had never been to one.

939
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 3: And we get in there. We had good tickets, we

940
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 3: had good seats, but two or three of the people

941
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 3: are so partied out by the time we get there,

942
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 3: like just oh, like it was like their first time drinking.

943
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 3: It was like a ninth grader that just got into

944
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 3: the boons or whatever. It's like, this is gonna be bad.

945
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 3: So this one woman, the nicest person, who was like

946
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 3: so stoked you could tell it's like a big deal

947
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 3: to be out with everybody. She is so partied out

948
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 3: that she just falls asleep. As soon as we sit down,

949
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 3: head back, mouth open, facing the sky. There's families around.

950
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 3: There's like little kids with Monster Truck toys, and we're

951
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 3: like trying to wake her up to like walk her

952
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 3: around or get her some water or do whatever. And

953
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 3: at some point we just realized that she's completely passed out,

954
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 3: that it is hopeless she so we put They sold

955
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 3: these Grave Digger foam hats that are shaped like the

956
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 3: monster truck, so we just put it directly over her

957
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 3: face from shit in to the top of her head.

958
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 3: For the rest of the night. There's just it looked

959
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 3: like a woman that just loved the undercarriage of Grave Digger,

960
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 3: staring at the stars while for two and a half

961
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 3: hours monster trucks did backflips. Fifty thousand people cheered so loud.

962
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 3: It's so loud. The coked up people are just screaming

963
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 3: as loud as they can. And I had this I

964
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 3: foreshore have photos of all of us just posing together

965
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 3: like normal work photos, and then dead centers is Port

966
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 3: with a Grave Digger mask over her face. So she

967
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 3: could do it for sixty hours, she could go to

968
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 3: Monster Jam for sixty hours after you know, five or

969
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 3: six vodka La Croix.

970
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 4: That seems like I could strain for this competition, like

971
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 4: you got to get through Monster Jam.

972
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 3: Yes exactly.

973
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 1: Oh Lily, thank you so much for being on bananas.

974
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me.

975
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 3: This is so fun.

976
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 2: Oh good, please come back.

977
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, come back on the show anytime. But also, are

978
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 3: you coming to La anytime soon? We should all hang

979
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 3: out and have fun.

980
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

981
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 4: I would love to.

982
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 5: I know we haven't played like a record show there,

983
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:45,759
Speaker 5: so yeah, hopefully like early next year or late this year.

984
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 2: Okay, be there.

985
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 3: Where is home base for Beach Bunny? Where you got

986
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 3: you're out of Chicago?

987
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

988
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 1: Okay, Well if we played the Den again, Kurtie b Oh,

989
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: that would be great. Maybe, yeah, that would be awesome. Yes, definitely, Yeah,

990
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: we should set us up, set up a show soon.

991
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 2: Well, thank you Lily.

992
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: Everybody go out by Lily's new album Bye, I say bye, Yeah,

993
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: do it.

994
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 3: Buy it.

995
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: Just don't just stream it. Go buy Emotional Creature. Go

996
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: on iTunes and buy it.

997
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 3: To get the get the compact disc. They're coming back.

998
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 3: Gen Z loves a compact disc now they're coming.

999
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 2: Are you selling any vinyl?

1000
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1001
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1002
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 5: I saw it for the first time and in store

1003
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 5: the other day and I was like taking way too

1004
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 5: many pictures of it.

1005
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 3: I think.

1006
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 4: Back and steal it or something.

1007
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 3: That's cool. That's awesome.

1008
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 2: We'll have a great show. Tonight and thank you for

1009
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 2: a great show.

1010
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 5: Thank you.

1011
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll see y'all soon.

1012
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 2: Tell panic at the disco high for us.

1013
00:51:53,920 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 3: Bye, all right, Kurtie Buna Na Bananas. Bananas is an

1014
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 3: exactly right media production.

1015
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1016
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

1017
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

1018
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 3: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

1019
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 3: Hartstart

1020
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 2: intern