1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:11,400 Speaker 1: It's that time time, time, time, luck and load till 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 1: Michael Varry Show is. 3 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 2: On the air. 4 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: I'm in a high sweed pursuit. Don't you hear good? 5 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 2: I hear perfectly. 6 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane 7 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 1: to the situation. God damn German's got nothing to do 8 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 1: with it. Way I doc. Are you telling me you 9 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,959 Speaker 1: built a time machine? Kind of a doloreate the way 10 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,559 Speaker 1: I see it. 11 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 2: If you're gonna build a time machine into a car, 12 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 2: why not doing some style. 13 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:46,199 Speaker 1: He's an Alma raighway in a new cattle like I 14 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: had a fine bods and runner had three moo. 15 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 2: In the bag. 16 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: What a piece of jug? She may not look like much. 17 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: She's gotta weark cows. Kid. I've made a lot of 18 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 1: special modifications myself. 19 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 2: You need. 20 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: Year we back you meeh. Listen, dear mother, I was speeding. 21 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: I was driving like a maniac. You can all be 22 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: grateful to this man for stopping us. See, kids, sir, 23 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 1: I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass 24 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: off the road. 25 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:24,759 Speaker 2: Peak officer. 26 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,680 Speaker 1: All right, if you listen to one thing I say today, 27 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,400 Speaker 1: it needs to be this right here. This is important. 28 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: Somebody out there has access that I desperately need for tomorrow. 29 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 1: The state semifinal, State semifinal high school football is this weekend. 30 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 1: There is a game at Katie's Legacy Stadium at two 31 00:01:56,040 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 1: o'clock north Shore versus Westlake, and I need somebody to 32 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: get me a field pass so I can walk to 33 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: north Shore sideline. Now, ninety nine percent of you, there's 34 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 1: going to be ten of you. They're going to see me. 35 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: You don't go to able to do that, Michael, because 36 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 1: you listen, listen, I'm not here to hear all that. 37 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: There is somebody that can get me on the sideline, 38 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: and that person's going to reach out with an email 39 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 1: with their cell phone. And do you want to go 40 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 1: Romont two o'clock tomorrow, north Shore, west Lake six A, 41 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: the six A Simmis. It's down to Duncanville and North Crowley. 42 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 1: And that is that Allen's Eagles Stadium. I don't know 43 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: where that is? Where is that Allen, Texas? I don't 44 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: know where that is? 45 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 2: Do you? 46 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 1: I never heard of it. And then and then that's 47 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: at three o'clock. But I don't want to go to that. 48 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 1: I want to see north Shore and Westlake. That's going 49 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 1: to be a game two pm tomorrow Katie's Legacy Stadium. 50 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,839 Speaker 1: The reason you would have access to getting me down 51 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: there are number one, you are the head football coach 52 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: Steve Spurr style at north Shore, in which case I 53 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: would be your guest. And by the way, I'm throwing 54 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 1: into the package, Tremon and I come in the locker 55 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: room before the game, halftime and after the game Matthew 56 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,959 Speaker 1: McConaughey style, I'll go get me one of those leather jackets. 57 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:20,519 Speaker 1: By the way, if I do, you come in for sure, 58 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: don't say you are in any Okay, good, Yeah, it'll 59 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:29,360 Speaker 1: be fun. Where would I buy a north Shore shirt? No, 60 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: north Shore's right here. It's on the north side of Houston. 61 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: You goofball. It's a football powerhouse. You claim you know 62 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: high school football. You don't know where north Shore is. 63 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: What your dad does? Oh you know what, Let's bring 64 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: your dad. That'd be so nice. That's what I used 65 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: to do with my dad. That's what I used to 66 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: have my grandfather. Even more so, my grandfather drove the 67 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 1: bus for local schools. So when Western Start, when I 68 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 1: was a little kid, when Western Start would would get 69 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: they'd play into the playoffs, but when they weren't playing, 70 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: he would drive for Hebert Thomas Jefferson, Forest Park, South Park, BCP, 71 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 1: Beaumont Charlton Pollard. I always enjoyed going to the BCP 72 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: games because BCP was an all black school and they 73 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 1: had the old the old Black band, the military band, 74 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: and but they would have the drum major who would 75 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 1: absolutely show out and he had this big he had 76 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 1: a big the big hat and all white outfit and 77 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: he was out there to strut like a peacock, and 78 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: I loved it. I couldn't understand people would go to 79 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 1: go pee during halftime, go pee during the game. You 80 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 1: don't You do not want to miss this show. That 81 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 1: guy is amazing. So here's what I need somebody to 82 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: do for me, preferably the athletic director. I really liked 83 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,279 Speaker 1: the coach to do it, because if I'm the athletic 84 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 1: director's guest, then the coach is like, why is that 85 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,919 Speaker 1: guy in here? If you would email me that you 86 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: can get me in the whole access the whole thing, 87 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: I'll uber there so I don't need parking. The website 88 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 1: Michael Berryshow dot com, or you can email Michael at 89 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 1: Michael Berryshow dot com and if anybody else wants to 90 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: join me there, because they may give us a few passes. Ramone, 91 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,359 Speaker 1: let me tell you what happened. I don't know if 92 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,679 Speaker 1: I ever told you this, Romont or you listen, listen 93 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: to this. So one year I had a buddy, Kevin Hoffman, 94 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: and he was on the Sports Authority Board. And Kevin 95 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 1: had been an HID trustee, and so he might have 96 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: been the executive director Sports Study. I don't know, he 97 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,920 Speaker 1: had some official role. And I read in the paper 98 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 1: it has been fifteen years ago. I read in the 99 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: paper that there was a state championship. I think this 100 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 1: was before they screwed all the divisions up, so I 101 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,719 Speaker 1: think you only had a five A back then, But 102 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: now you go up to six A and they got 103 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 1: the different sizes and all that. So five A was 104 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: the biggest school. Now five A might have meant that 105 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 1: you had I don't know, four hundred graduating seniors, or 106 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,159 Speaker 1: it might have meant that you had forty thousand. So 107 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 1: you'd have these power house schools that were as big 108 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 1: as a city, and then you'd have the schools that 109 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 1: just barely qualified for five A and they'd try to 110 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: kick some kids out so they could go down to 111 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: four a dominant. So I go over there and Kevin 112 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,559 Speaker 1: took care of me and he got me a field pass. 113 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 1: And I think I think I went by myself. I 114 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: can't remember if if if I had my kids yet, 115 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: I think I just went by myself. So I go 116 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:26,600 Speaker 1: down there and I'm walking along the sidelines of both 117 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 1: teams very unobtrusively because I'm trying to get a feel 118 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 1: for the vibe. You know what, what's the mood of 119 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 1: these teams? Do they think they're gonna win? And there 120 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 1: is a little kid Woodlands was in the game, was 121 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 1: in this was in this state championship, and there is 122 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 1: a little dude, little Hispanic dude, and it was like, 123 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: uh was it Dalton Hilliard? What was the guy at LSU? 124 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: LSU had a guy before the Honey Badger. They had 125 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: a guy that was like a slot back, but they 126 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: would put him out at receiver, that at him at tailback. 127 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,960 Speaker 1: He wasn't a proper tailback, but they would run that 128 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,839 Speaker 1: jet sweep to him. They would just find ways to 129 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,479 Speaker 1: get him the ball constantly because he was a playmaker 130 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: in space. So the Woodlands had this little Hispanic kid, 131 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 1: and that's what they would do. A reverse, a double reverse, 132 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: a wildcat, and just anything they could do to get 133 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: this kid the ball. And I'm watching this kid and 134 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,760 Speaker 1: he's so good that I'm watching him even when the 135 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,760 Speaker 1: ball doesn't go to him, just because he would block. 136 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 1: His fundamentals were good. He was intense, and he wasn't 137 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 1: very big, and I thought, man, if that kid had 138 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: some size, he could make something of himself. And I 139 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: learned his name, and nothing ever became of him. His 140 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: name was Amondola. Nobody ever heard from him. Again, No, 141 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: it's a true story. And so he would be playing 142 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,119 Speaker 1: for the Patriots, and I would tell the boys that story. 143 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 1: And like, Dad, we already know Woodlands Riot. You saw him, 144 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,920 Speaker 1: you identified that he had talent, and I said, well, 145 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 1: look at him. I mean he's little bitty, right, he's 146 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: not very big at all, and he wasn't even very 147 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: big on the high school field. But this kid was special. 148 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,679 Speaker 1: And I thought, wow, what a damn shame. He probably 149 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 1: won't even get a D one offer because he's so little. 150 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 1: And what does he do. He goes off to become 151 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: a superstar. And in fact, if you watch that, that 152 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: documentary on the Patriots. He comes out hard against Belichick. 153 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 1: I mean hard against Belichick anyway. I could see me 154 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: and him being friends. But if somebody could email me 155 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,200 Speaker 1: and get me on the sideline and preferably in the 156 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 1: locker room before halftime and after the game with North Shore, 157 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,640 Speaker 1: I would appreciate that. Because the game is at two o'clock. 158 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: I don't see any other games that are in Houston tomorrow. Oh, 159 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,679 Speaker 1: New Caney, we could do two o'clock there. We got 160 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,680 Speaker 1: Kilgore and la Vernia, the Class four A one that's 161 00:08:51,679 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 1: at nu Keny tomorrow night. That's the only ones I 162 00:08:54,280 --> 00:09:05,240 Speaker 1: see that are here. All around the world and everywhere, 163 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,520 Speaker 1: he would use his word and all would say that 164 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:11,720 Speaker 1: goes a clever chick. Sheer luck. Today is Dick Van 165 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:18,200 Speaker 1: Dyke's per frame. How cool would it be to be 166 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:23,520 Speaker 1: like Dan Pastorini close with Dick Van Dyke And then 167 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:27,080 Speaker 1: people were like, hey, what'd you do last night? I 168 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 1: was just hanging out with my buddy, my buddy Dick. 169 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,439 Speaker 1: We were sitting around the fire and and I asked 170 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 1: him to do jim chimminy, chim chimminy, and he was 171 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 1: like no, no, no, and then I realized what really, 172 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,160 Speaker 1: I just wanted to do it for you. And he 173 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,560 Speaker 1: was like, that's really not bad, Michael, that's not bad. 174 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:43,439 Speaker 1: You're you're not as bad as you think you are. 175 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 1: And uh, it was pretty cool. And we just kind 176 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,680 Speaker 1: of talked about you know, the making of the movie 177 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 1: and Mary Poppins and you know, who the kids were 178 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 1: and what they turned out to be and in that 179 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 1: movie and the Dick Van Dyke Show and it really 180 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,880 Speaker 1: didn't get its fair due and Mary Tyler Moore and 181 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:03,320 Speaker 1: then uh, and that he hates Trump. Oh, why'd you 182 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,560 Speaker 1: have to tell me that? Why did I have to 183 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:10,839 Speaker 1: I didn't need to know that. Oh, I don't even 184 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,640 Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't even have a happy birthday. Then 185 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 1: I really do see. This is the problem when you 186 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:19,320 Speaker 1: don't know things like north shore is. And I quote 187 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 1: you as saying you don't know where north Shore is. 188 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 1: People don't understand that I know exactly, but I pride 189 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,280 Speaker 1: myself on high school football knowledge. Al Luna says, north 190 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: shore is the north is north of ten off Uvalde. 191 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,680 Speaker 1: They have east side on the backs of their jerseys, 192 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: north shore of the ship channel. That's where the north 193 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:45,960 Speaker 1: shore comes from. I don't have sideline access to the 194 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,240 Speaker 1: game yet, which is I'm kind of thinking we might 195 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,880 Speaker 1: be losing our touch. There was a time that we 196 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:56,280 Speaker 1: would I would have had an email. What oh you think? So? 197 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 1: Ramone says, if I put on a uniform in the 198 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:02,720 Speaker 1: shape I'm in now and go walking in there. But 199 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:08,480 Speaker 1: what if coach is like Barry, get in there, Coach, 200 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,160 Speaker 1: I'm not on special teams. It ain't special teams in 201 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 1: second down, you dumb ass. I was kidding, coach. I 202 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:19,400 Speaker 1: was kidding. That'd be a moment, wouldn't it. Alan Eagles 203 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:23,240 Speaker 1: Stadium is the sixty million dollars stadium in Allen, Texas, 204 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:27,560 Speaker 1: where Kyler Murray played. Located in Collin County, just north 205 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:33,079 Speaker 1: of Plano in Dallas. There is so much money north 206 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: of Dallas right now, Frisco, Alito, there's all those areas 207 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:45,400 Speaker 1: in that area right now they are making There is 208 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:50,320 Speaker 1: so much wealth in that area. Okay, apparently you can 209 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:54,920 Speaker 1: get north shore gear. Okay, I know where to get 210 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:59,640 Speaker 1: my north shore gear. Now, all right, I'm beyond needing 211 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:04,560 Speaker 1: a shirt. I just need a cap. I just need 212 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,640 Speaker 1: because I got a little ball spot in the back. 213 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:08,760 Speaker 1: So somebody's gonna be at that game and they're gonna 214 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,839 Speaker 1: take a picture of my little tiny ball spot. It's 215 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:13,760 Speaker 1: not much for being fifty three, and then I'm gonna 216 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,600 Speaker 1: have to deal with being taunted over my ball spot. 217 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,959 Speaker 1: Would you do hair plugs? I guess not at this point. 218 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 1: Wouldn't work for you with it. I've been thinking about it. 219 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:24,920 Speaker 1: You know, we got a hair plug client. I've been 220 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 1: thinking about it. I don't think it would be a 221 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,120 Speaker 1: terrib well. The reason is just look at Elon Musk 222 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,559 Speaker 1: and he went from like he had very little as 223 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,120 Speaker 1: a wispy hair and now he's got a good solid 224 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 1: head of hair. And I wonder if it's probably if 225 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: I do it before it gets too bad, I don't 226 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,920 Speaker 1: think anybody would notice it. It's like botox, you got 227 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:48,880 Speaker 1: to you gotta hit that before anybody notices it. Yeah, 228 00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 1: kind of wish, kind of wishing that email would come in. Hey, 229 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:00,880 Speaker 1: we'd be honored to have you on the north Shore sideline. Absolutely, 230 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 1: you will be my guest coach. What's the coach's name? 231 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,560 Speaker 1: I keep an eye out for that. Somebody out there 232 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,559 Speaker 1: has got to know the coach of north Shore. I mean, 233 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 1: my goodness, I could be there Matthew McConaughey seven three thousand. Oh, 234 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:21,199 Speaker 1: Gay Dave is on the line. Hey, Michael, Hey, gay Dave. 235 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,959 Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I got the former owner of 236 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,640 Speaker 1: Bubba's on here. One second. I want to he's he's 237 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,040 Speaker 1: eighty one. 238 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:35,040 Speaker 2: Uh Bill, Yes, sir, you're up, sir, I'm here, Thank you. 239 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,600 Speaker 2: I was going to say the other day you were 240 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:40,319 Speaker 2: talking about getting some of the Mexican coke because you 241 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:46,679 Speaker 2: like this sugar. Well, actually, Houston Bottling makes a Kosher coke. 242 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,559 Speaker 2: During Passover, the Rabbi comes in and clean the tanks 243 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 2: and blesses everything, and you can always tell them you 244 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 2: can only get them in the Jewish neighborhoods. Their brand 245 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,400 Speaker 2: new bottles with a little red label and on the 246 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 2: label on the lid it says Cash Ruth Association. Those 247 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,480 Speaker 2: are real cokes. 248 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:13,120 Speaker 1: And so I could find this at Hillcroft in South Bridswood. 249 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:13,840 Speaker 1: You're saying. 250 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,920 Speaker 2: Probably probably or or over there in the Mareland area, 251 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:25,640 Speaker 2: And uh can. When I worked for twenty twenty years 252 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 2: ago or so, uh, there were two bottled companies in 253 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 2: America that did it. I think the other one to Boston. 254 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 2: And so it's it's unusual that anybody does it. 255 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,800 Speaker 1: But is it gonna say Coca Cola on it? 256 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 2: Oh, it's it's it's it's the old fashioned little bottle, 257 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:49,360 Speaker 2: brand new and uh, they only come in little bottles 258 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,480 Speaker 2: and they're beautiful and they're wonderful. 259 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in there and buy everyone they've got. 260 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,000 Speaker 1: I'm serious. You know you know what I miss, Bill, 261 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: I remember, I miss the little bitty actual bottle, but 262 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 1: not that big one. That thing, man, that you had 263 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,760 Speaker 1: to pack a lunch for that thing. You had to 264 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:11,200 Speaker 1: tote that around for a while. But the little bitty bottle, 265 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,440 Speaker 1: you remember that. I don't know when that would have been. 266 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,880 Speaker 2: That's exactly what just comes in. 267 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: Okay, so what is the term. 268 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:25,840 Speaker 2: It's it's a kosher coke. I mean, I know they're 269 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:26,920 Speaker 2: produced during Passover. 270 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,280 Speaker 1: Only are you Jewish? 271 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,480 Speaker 2: But that's that's all. 272 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,360 Speaker 1: No, I'm not w How do you know this? 273 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 2: But I I worked I worked for Coke Cola bottling 274 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,680 Speaker 2: for a couple of years way back in the dark ages. Oh, 275 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,840 Speaker 2: among my other one hundred different jobs. So I've done 276 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,600 Speaker 2: so many things. I don't know you, Like I say, 277 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 2: when I graduated in my high school, my great aunt 278 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,920 Speaker 2: asked me what am I going to do when I 279 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 2: grew up? When I grew up, and I said I 280 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 2: didn't know. I hadn't tried everything. It's truer today than 281 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:53,160 Speaker 2: it was in. 282 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,080 Speaker 1: Well, we're in the season right now. I bet you 283 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 1: we can find this. Oh you know who'll have it? 284 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:10,280 Speaker 1: Kenyan Z's calls Ziggy Gruber and ask him to get 285 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,680 Speaker 1: us a palette of it, because you're saying it's the 286 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,720 Speaker 1: real coke, right. 287 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,640 Speaker 2: It's the real coke. We could tell once a year 288 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 2: when we were about to do it, because we would 289 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 2: get the the corn syrup in from sugar Land. It 290 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 2: was the only time that happened, so we saw that 291 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:33,480 Speaker 2: sugar Land from Imperial right, right, Well we got the 292 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,800 Speaker 2: real corn syrup instead of instead of the the I 293 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,000 Speaker 2: mean the real King syrup instead of the corn syrup. 294 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 2: We could we could tell. 295 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:46,640 Speaker 1: What about it makes it kosher? What is not kosher 296 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,680 Speaker 1: about a regular or is it just in celebration of 297 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 1: the high holy days? 298 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,160 Speaker 2: No, there's more to it than that. Because the Rabbi 299 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,720 Speaker 2: comes in and watches the cleaning of the tanks and 300 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,400 Speaker 2: the blessing of the tank and everything that's interesting. 301 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 1: Bill, I don't know if you've ever heard me tell 302 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,119 Speaker 1: this story, But I was clerking for a firm in 303 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,720 Speaker 1: DC called Hyman Phelps and McNamara was a very Jewish firm, 304 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,880 Speaker 1: very prominent firm, and they were They did a lot 305 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: of work for people in front of the FDA. They 306 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,679 Speaker 1: had former FDA directors who were who were partners their 307 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,400 Speaker 1: former FBI, a former FDA General counsel. And my very 308 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:27,680 Speaker 1: first project was there was an attempt to bring under 309 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:32,320 Speaker 1: one roof the ability to certify things as kosher. At 310 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:36,479 Speaker 1: that time. We found one hundred and thirty different people 311 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,640 Speaker 1: were stamping things as kosher. So you had people who 312 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,960 Speaker 1: claimed to be a rabbi who weren't, who were getting 313 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,680 Speaker 1: paid to put a stamp on something like Rhino Republicans 314 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,199 Speaker 1: claiming they were, and so that stuff that clearly was 315 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 1: not kosher if you know the basic rules of what's 316 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,760 Speaker 1: not supposed to touch, and they were stamping stuff as 317 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,240 Speaker 1: kosher that wasn't and we were trying to bring that 318 00:17:54,359 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 1: under it a very first project. Oh spreens, when they 319 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,320 Speaker 1: stack those voices like that, that's another Dutch. How weird 320 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:16,760 Speaker 1: is that, Caid Brett. It's always weird when people have 321 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 1: two first names. Caid Brett. That's his first and last name. Rights. 322 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,400 Speaker 1: How about those Woodville Eagles going to Jerry's World next 323 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,200 Speaker 1: week to play in the state championship. Southeast Texas represented 324 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:36,560 Speaker 1: again this year in Arlington. Southeast Texas has great football. 325 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,400 Speaker 1: I'm so happy I grew up there. So I got 326 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: an email from a lady named Meg Tap and she 327 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 1: wright all day long. People email me Michael at Michael 328 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 1: Barryshow dot com or directly through the website Michael Berryshow 329 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 1: dot com, and they say, Hey, who is your roofing 330 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:59,200 Speaker 1: coming again? Who's your jeweler again? Who's your uh who's 331 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,879 Speaker 1: the guy that does the rentals of the big heavy excavators. 332 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:07,160 Speaker 1: Angus Davis. What a great name, right, Angus Davis. Who's 333 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,119 Speaker 1: the guy that does this, Who's the guy that does that, 334 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: who's the guy that does the office products? And so 335 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:17,159 Speaker 1: especially at this time of year, people, Hey, I got pneumonia, 336 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,320 Speaker 1: I can't breathe well, or I need a breathing treatment, 337 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:24,240 Speaker 1: or I got COVID or whatever else. What's the name 338 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,840 Speaker 1: of your lady? It's Mary Tally Boden Breathe MD. And 339 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,439 Speaker 1: so I sent him. But then I get an email 340 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,240 Speaker 1: this morning from Meg, and it says from your recommendation, 341 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,919 Speaker 1: I went to Breathe MD yesterday for a thirty minute 342 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,639 Speaker 1: back massage in a twenty minute foot rub. Amazing, and 343 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: I highly recommend Meg in West u and I said, 344 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,200 Speaker 1: Mary Tally, what in the hell's going on? And she 345 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:54,520 Speaker 1: sent back, what do you mean? And what had happened 346 00:19:54,640 --> 00:20:00,240 Speaker 1: was I didn't know a BackRub and a food foot 347 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,199 Speaker 1: rub was part of the operation. I'm going in there 348 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,720 Speaker 1: and she's jamming stuff up my nose and laughing about 349 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 1: the fact that my eyes are watering and I'm flinching. 350 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 1: I didn't know I could go in there for good stuff, 351 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 1: a back massage and a foot rub. I would literally 352 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,600 Speaker 1: go every day, wouldn't you. Well, we'll go with yeah, 353 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,160 Speaker 1: when we're done today, we will go get a back 354 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:24,080 Speaker 1: massage and a foot rub and we'll put it on 355 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:27,800 Speaker 1: our insurance, don't I don't know how you code that. 356 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. She's only cash. That's the way to 357 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,040 Speaker 1: do it, you know. Steve Hotes, he told me twenty 358 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,359 Speaker 1: five years ago. I forget what kind of doctor he 359 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,600 Speaker 1: used to be. Some doctor he ain't anymore. And he said, Michael, 360 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:45,359 Speaker 1: within seven years, wellness is the future, and I'm not 361 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,320 Speaker 1: a guy that really gets excited about the future. That's 362 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 1: why I ai AI. I would like to get into 363 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,960 Speaker 1: a I think there's money to be made, but I 364 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: have no idea how to do it. But anyway, he said, 365 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 1: within seven years, it's all wellness. It's going to be 366 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,199 Speaker 1: a concierge practice. It's going to be all cash, no 367 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 1: screwing with insurances, and people are gonna want to be 368 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:07,920 Speaker 1: proactive rather than to call Romo, rather than waiting till 369 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 1: they're sick. They're gonna want good gut health and good 370 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,600 Speaker 1: sinuses and good And I thought, yeah, whatever, fella, and 371 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:20,480 Speaker 1: lo and behold he set the bar for that whole 372 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,960 Speaker 1: wellness practice kind of thing. I mean, that's basically what 373 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,480 Speaker 1: Mary Tally Boden is doing. And there's there's the upper 374 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,359 Speaker 1: respiratory angle, but it's a lot of wellness. So I 375 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,760 Speaker 1: go in there one day. She comes in on the 376 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,679 Speaker 1: weekend because my wife was insistent that I go in 377 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,280 Speaker 1: there and not wait till Monday, because she knew I 378 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,760 Speaker 1: wouldn't go, so she was sweet enough to go and 379 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,560 Speaker 1: meet me there. And so I'm going and opening all 380 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,240 Speaker 1: the doors and checking behind this and looking at this 381 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,680 Speaker 1: and there's one door I never even noticed was there, 382 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 1: and you go in there and there's a sauna in there, 383 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,879 Speaker 1: and the door has just a little bit placard that 384 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,360 Speaker 1: says wellness, and you go in there and there's all 385 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,440 Speaker 1: this awesome, you know, eucalyptus stuff and sauna. I said, 386 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,920 Speaker 1: how come I was never told like I could have 387 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,160 Speaker 1: come and sat in this room. I could just sit 388 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,600 Speaker 1: in this room for a little How long can I 389 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,639 Speaker 1: sit in here? He says, well, you can't do it 390 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,120 Speaker 1: now because it has to be heated up and it's 391 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,160 Speaker 1: not ready. But we got breathing treatments going all day long. 392 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:17,880 Speaker 1: But she never mentioned because there's all these little rooms, right, 393 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,919 Speaker 1: And I had no idea that all this was like 394 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,880 Speaker 1: little fitting rooms or whatever. And I thought, well, there's 395 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,800 Speaker 1: only you and one other doctor and a bunch of 396 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 1: nurses and Peyton, her assistant. Or Peyton has a title, 397 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,320 Speaker 1: I don't know what. She's a nurse practitioner or something. 398 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:38,000 Speaker 1: I don't know what she does. I wondered what all 399 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,439 Speaker 1: was going on in there. She said, oh, they're doing 400 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 1: breathing treatments, and they're doing this because the office was 401 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,639 Speaker 1: shut down this day and I said, oh, okay, but 402 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:49,000 Speaker 1: I never knew as part of the menu of options 403 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,760 Speaker 1: you could get a back massage and a foot rub. 404 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,840 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, how are you going to keep me 405 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:01,000 Speaker 1: from knowing that? I'm really pushing her to open her 406 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,359 Speaker 1: practice over on the West Side so she won't be 407 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,960 Speaker 1: far from us, somewhere like the Beltway and I ten. 408 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:12,880 Speaker 1: That's kind of my new central spot. If I open RCC, 409 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,680 Speaker 1: it probably will not be out in the country because realistically, 410 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,800 Speaker 1: my wife tells me that's ninety minutes to two hours 411 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 1: to get out there, and for you to go out 412 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,119 Speaker 1: there and come back same night, Uncle Jerry's got to 413 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,120 Speaker 1: drive you. That's unrealistic. You need to put something near 414 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,480 Speaker 1: the studio, Beltway and I ten so that you can 415 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: actually occasionally be there. So that's kind of what I'm 416 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,199 Speaker 1: looking for now. I still don't have, which is this 417 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:44,760 Speaker 1: is starting to get a combination between embarrassing and humiliating 418 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:49,520 Speaker 1: that nobody has gotten me what. I always wait till 419 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,679 Speaker 1: the last minute. That's what I do. 420 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:51,560 Speaker 2: See. 421 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,560 Speaker 1: This is what drives me crazy. I get a text. 422 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,960 Speaker 1: Danny m and Dola played at Texas Tech, not at Rice. 423 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:04,080 Speaker 1: Jesus said it was the high school championship game. He 424 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,720 Speaker 1: was playing for the Woodlands. It was played at Rice Stadium. 425 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,400 Speaker 1: I know where he went to college. I have followed 426 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,359 Speaker 1: his career carefully. He played for the Pirate, who's my 427 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,840 Speaker 1: favorite all time college coach. Of course, I know he 428 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:21,040 Speaker 1: played at Tech. The point was, I was convinced that 429 00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,639 Speaker 1: this kid was really talented and would never have a 430 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,800 Speaker 1: chance to play beyond high school. And he's going to 431 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,800 Speaker 1: be out on an old rig somewhere telling how good 432 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:31,000 Speaker 1: he was in high school and nobody would believe it. 433 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,160 Speaker 1: Here we are. We got one segment left. I got 434 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:43,560 Speaker 1: no sideline pass nothing. This this is the Michael Berry Show. 435 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,160 Speaker 1: Yeah that's the one. 436 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:53,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. 437 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,560 Speaker 1: This lack of sideline passes for the North Shore game 438 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,280 Speaker 1: tomorrow has gone from kind of a funny running gag 439 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:11,240 Speaker 1: to downright humiliating, like crawl up in the fetal position 440 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 1: tomorrow and wonder who's winning. Jason Wright's Coke also does 441 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 1: real sugar cokes during Ramadan. Of evidently, the bottle caps 442 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:29,400 Speaker 1: are yellow, that's how you know, which apparently, oddly enough, 443 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,760 Speaker 1: the bottle caps are yellow for the Jews. Also, well, 444 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:39,399 Speaker 1: that's weird. You figure you do different colors for two 445 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:43,399 Speaker 1: groups that are at each other's throats. But anyway, the 446 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,879 Speaker 1: Jews don't really mind the Muslims, but some of the 447 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:51,240 Speaker 1: Muslims have a Jew fixation. It's really creepy, it's really weird. 448 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:57,800 Speaker 1: But this brings to mind another question. You add the 449 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,399 Speaker 1: Jews and Muslims together and you got about four percent 450 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,800 Speaker 1: of the American population, then ninety six percent of us 451 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 1: are running around here just being boring old Christians wanting 452 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:13,000 Speaker 1: a damn coke that isn't made out of corn on 453 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 1: the cob. This is stupid. When are we going to 454 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,920 Speaker 1: get ours? How about maybe Easter? How about you roll 455 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,520 Speaker 1: some out right now it's Christmas. How about you give 456 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,879 Speaker 1: us a real coke one time a year? How do 457 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,679 Speaker 1: they manage to squander that? I would really there's got 458 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,920 Speaker 1: to be a good book on this subject. RFK is coming. 459 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,639 Speaker 1: But I mean think about this. You've got you've got 460 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,840 Speaker 1: one of the greatest consumer products in the history of mankind. 461 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:46,320 Speaker 1: You make billions of dollars selling sugar water. Anybody can 462 00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,720 Speaker 1: sell sugar water. There's a very low barrier to entry. 463 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 1: This is not high technology here. You got sugar water, uh, 464 00:26:54,560 --> 00:27:01,040 Speaker 1: you got food coloring, and you got carbonation. Well, hell, 465 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,160 Speaker 1: you can do. Remember the soda stream guy, he used 466 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:06,280 Speaker 1: to be all over you can do. You can carbonate now. 467 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,080 Speaker 1: Although I will tell you this, I hate to give 468 00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,840 Speaker 1: them their due. There's something about the burn of the 469 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 1: old coca cola in your nose. You can't replicate that. 470 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,399 Speaker 1: That's a glorious thing that burns. You take a big 471 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:24,960 Speaker 1: chug and ah when you're a kid, boole googoo, google 472 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:29,680 Speaker 1: Google ah, and your throat burns, and your stomach has 473 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,760 Speaker 1: has little burt. You got burps coming, and then your 474 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,080 Speaker 1: nose is kind of burning. That's a wonderful sensation that 475 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,840 Speaker 1: is hard to replicate. And I will tell you all 476 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,720 Speaker 1: of the kind of knockoff sodas. What they lack that 477 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,520 Speaker 1: I that bothers me most is that burn. They don't 478 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:51,720 Speaker 1: have a good carbonation and burn to it. James writes Eljacino. 479 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,800 Speaker 1: There are two young people from Zavala, Texas, the one 480 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,520 Speaker 1: in Deep East Texas, not Zavala County in South Texas, 481 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,240 Speaker 1: competing in the Junior World Finals rodeo in Las Vegas. 482 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: Garren Grimes, what a great rodeo name that is. And 483 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,720 Speaker 1: unto you shall be born a son and he will 484 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:19,960 Speaker 1: be a rodeo superstar, and he shall be called Garren Grimes. Yeah, 485 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,119 Speaker 1: but my name is Susie Johnson and I'm married to 486 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:29,720 Speaker 1: Bob Johnson. We shall change your name. The immaculate rodeo 487 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,720 Speaker 1: star is born unto you. He shall be known as 488 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:39,360 Speaker 1: Garren Grimes. Garren Grimes is competing in team roping and 489 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:48,000 Speaker 1: Isabella Renfro in barrel racing. I like name. Isabella Zavala 490 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,640 Speaker 1: ain't big, so to have two competing at that level 491 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 1: is incredible. You know who's big in rodeo now you 492 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,560 Speaker 1: don't know this? And construction Mexicans. A lot of the 493 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:03,400 Speaker 1: rodeo stars now are Hispanic Zara. You remember the small 494 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,560 Speaker 1: coke bottles in the sixties would have the city where 495 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,360 Speaker 1: they were made embossed on the bottom. Do you remember that? 496 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,360 Speaker 1: It's kind of one of those things that once you 497 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: say it, I feel like I should remember it, but 498 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,840 Speaker 1: I don't. Honestly, Allen High School has the largest enrollment 499 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 1: in six A. They have eleven hundred in their band alone. 500 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:30,720 Speaker 1: Good Lord, that's a lot of tuba players. Ramon's dad said, 501 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: you could tell how big a band was by how 502 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:37,800 Speaker 1: many tuba players they had. Humm, because you got to 503 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,960 Speaker 1: balance it out. Okay, all right, Gay Dave, Gay Dave? 504 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,440 Speaker 1: Are you called him because you got me tickets to 505 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,280 Speaker 1: the sideline pass? Oh? Hold on, hold on, Roy Marsh. 506 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,680 Speaker 1: This is a moment where Roy Marsh can come in. 507 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,640 Speaker 1: Handy sideline pass. I reached out to a buddy that 508 00:29:54,760 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 1: is a sideline referee and it leave me hanging like 509 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,880 Speaker 1: and we'll see. Oh, Mark Tuon, there's another one that'll 510 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:05,840 Speaker 1: be able to get me in. You want to go 511 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:11,760 Speaker 1: to the north Shore game? Yes? I do sideline pass, y'all. 512 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,320 Speaker 1: Hold on this, Marktoon will be able to get me in. 513 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,320 Speaker 1: I don't really know what Marktoon does for eleven. I 514 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,560 Speaker 1: just know he's really really rich and he's got some 515 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:26,840 Speaker 1: kind of like a technology incubator park. But he's a 516 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 1: sports nut. His kid went to like IMG. He had 517 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,560 Speaker 1: a kid. He was real, real, real good football player. 518 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 1: And I think a pitcher who's a little younger than Michael, 519 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,280 Speaker 1: so I don't know him quite as well. We might 520 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:46,280 Speaker 1: be making progress on the north Shore sideline pass. I 521 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,120 Speaker 1: like more than one so I don't have to go alone. 522 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,320 Speaker 1: I know I said one, but I really like to 523 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,640 Speaker 1: get clearance with the coach also so that he knows 524 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,000 Speaker 1: I'm there and I would like to. I mean, I 525 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,320 Speaker 1: don't want to ask for the world. I got to 526 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,840 Speaker 1: a couple of plays. I like to just get to 527 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:06,760 Speaker 1: call one play, one play. It won't be much. Remember 528 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 1: Starkesian last year put in the Mattress Mac play. You remember, 529 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they had a trick play that they called 530 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,320 Speaker 1: Mattress Mac. And if you listen to the play, remember 531 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,760 Speaker 1: Mac told us this. And if you listen to the play, 532 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,560 Speaker 1: you can very clearly hear Quinn. You were say, you know, Omaha, 533 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 1: nineteen Mattress Mac thirty one saves you money forty eight. 534 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 1: But but they do say Mattress Mac, and you're going, 535 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,840 Speaker 1: how cool is that? So anyway, we could probably install 536 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 1: maybe a swinging gate last minute, because nobody runs a 537 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,800 Speaker 1: swinging gate. That was an orange field, that was an 538 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 1: Orangeville staple. Swinging gate. You knew that was coming. I 539 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,960 Speaker 1: ran the Statue of Liberty when I was in fourth grade. 540 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,600 Speaker 1: But nobody really seems to want to do that much anymore. 541 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,080 Speaker 1: We could do a statue. We do a fake statue 542 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,880 Speaker 1: of liberty and then you drop it down and do 543 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,360 Speaker 1: a double reverse fake statue of Liberty. Then I pop 544 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 1: up and throw it deep to Dalton Hilliard. Yeah, y'all 545 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,080 Speaker 1: would do the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, in the Cleveland steam Roll, 546 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,440 Speaker 1: which I know what y'all. I know what y'all did. Oh, 547 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: gay Dave, you got the last thirty seconds. You got 548 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,000 Speaker 1: tickets for me? I mean, you got sideline pass for 549 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,040 Speaker 1: me for North Shore tomorrow. 550 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 2: I can't. I could get you a monor attached to 551 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:24,280 Speaker 2: New Jersey sideline pass of that who monor attached of 552 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,240 Speaker 2: New Jersey. That's where I played football. Hey, I didn't 553 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,160 Speaker 2: get an official rainbow Michael Berry, you know pass or anything. 554 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 2: And I don't have my own, you know, call in line. 555 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,200 Speaker 1: Like like the black you do. Now you're on the 556 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,360 Speaker 1: gay line. You know what, Dave, Next time we gathered, 557 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,480 Speaker 1: we gathered last night. The next time we gather, you're 558 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,120 Speaker 1: gonna come because we don't. I say this all the time. 559 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,360 Speaker 1: We don't have a gay dude in our group. We 560 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,680 Speaker 1: got everything else. We got Blacks, Muslims, Juice Farner. We 561 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,000 Speaker 1: don't have an openly gay dude. I mean, I wonder 562 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:53,280 Speaker 1: about