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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I was looking for Anakin's mommy.

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Speaker 2: Yes, is this uh?

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Speaker 1: This? My name is Tom Barbrick. I'm calling from Elementary.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually the substitute teacher today and your son Anakin's class,

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Speaker 1: So thought i'd give you a call talk to you.

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Speaker 2: For a moment, okay, is Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's fine with little Anakin. He's doing great today

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Speaker 1: in class. You know, I've been a substitute teacher here

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Speaker 1: for a while, so I've known Anakin for a couple

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Speaker 1: of years now. I also have seen you pick him

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Speaker 1: up from time to time. So thought i'd just give

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Speaker 1: you a ring because I had a question for you.

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Speaker 2: Who is this again?

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Speaker 1: My name is Tom Barbrick. I'm a substitute teacher here Elementary.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and what are you calling about?

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Speaker 1: Well, i'm calling today, but not like un official school business.

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Speaker 1: I got another question for you if I could shoot.

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Speaker 1: So I am a single guy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry you're calling me from the school. Is

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Speaker 2: everything okay with Anakin?

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Speaker 1: Anakin is a star student as far as I'm concerned,

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Speaker 1: your little boy is doing great. Yeah, nothing to do

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Speaker 1: with schoolwork. Today, no homework, no nothing, just to question

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Speaker 1: what's that? I'm sorry, go ahead, I.

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Speaker 2: Said, I'm at work. What is the problem?

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Speaker 1: The problem is you got a hot mommy. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna say it. Excuse me, Yeah, I'm just gonna throw

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Speaker 1: it out there. You got a hot mommy?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: So? I was on the dating apps the other day,

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Speaker 1: not that I need them, but I was on it

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Speaker 1: perusing like I do, and I noticed that there was

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Speaker 1: somebody new that came up when I was swiping. And

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Speaker 1: I've also seen her pick up Anakin before. And your

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Speaker 1: mom is on the dating apps? Is that correct?

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Speaker 2: Wait? What? What? What are you talking about? This is

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Speaker 2: wildly inappropriate. What are you calling.

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Speaker 1: About before you say it's inappropriate? I was not on

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Speaker 1: Tender on the school's time. I was at home last

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Speaker 1: night drinking some veno and swiping on Tender and I

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Speaker 1: came across your mommy, and all I could think was,

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Speaker 1: when can mister barb Brick get a shot?

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Speaker 2: Excuse? Are you kidding me? Right now? I'm gonna have

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Speaker 2: to talk to somebody else because you should not be

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Speaker 2: calling me like that.

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Speaker 1: Who I was wondering if you could talk to me?

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Speaker 2: You don't know who you are. I'm gonna call the

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Speaker 2: principal of the school. I'm gonna do something. This is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing.

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Speaker 1: It's not the principal who wants a date with your mommy.

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Speaker 1: It's mister Tom Bobrick.

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Speaker 2: Are you what are you talking about my mom?

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying before I swiped on her, since she

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Speaker 1: is a grandmother to one of the students here at

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Speaker 1: the school, I thought it would be inappropriate if I

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Speaker 1: just went ahead and swiped on her and matched with her.

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Speaker 1: I figured it'd be more personal if I called you

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Speaker 1: and asked for permission to date your mommy.

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Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. I don't even know who you are.

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Speaker 1: And if you think about it, it's.

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Speaker 2: Weird day you're talking about my mom.

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Speaker 1: Well, I thought you would see it as respectful, because

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Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to get your permissions so that

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Speaker 1: in case, you know, I end up at a Thanksgiving dinner,

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Speaker 1: it's not going to be weird for little Anakin.

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Speaker 2: No, absolutely no, my mom would never be with somebody

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Speaker 2: like you. You're You're a weirdo. You're growling over the farm.

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Speaker 2: You are disgusting. No, and I'm absolutely gonna report you

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Speaker 2: are you out of your mind?

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Speaker 1: How about this today when you're picking up little Anakin

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Speaker 1: from school, Why don't I just come out and talk

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Speaker 1: to you a little bit. Maybe we've give me face

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Speaker 1: to face. You might let me date your mommy.

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Speaker 2: No, you're not gonna go anywhere near me. You're not

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Speaker 2: gonna talk to me. If anything, you could talk to

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Speaker 2: my husband that's coming with me so you can whoop

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Speaker 2: your because you were disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Are you talking about your husband? Tommy?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Your husband's name is Tommy right?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, how do you know everything? This is

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Speaker 2: so weird.

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Speaker 1: Because Tommy actually emailed me this. This is actually Jubil

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Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you,

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Speaker 1: and Tommy wanted me to brank you.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: He said, your mom just joined the dating apps and

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Speaker 1: you're scared she's going to meet a loser, so he

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Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hate him so much. I literally

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Speaker 2: thought there was a weirdo at the school. I was

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Speaker 2: so scared.

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Speaker 1: Well, hey, now that your mom is single, though, do

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Speaker 1: you mind wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks