Speaker 1: He's a sexy sexy man, sexy sexy fan because he
Speaker 1: ain't no suckers, looking so funny. You try like a trucker,
Speaker 1: clean like a plank, you solive, younger, fool, We'll try.
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Speaker 1: The Ron Burgundy Podcast, Ladies and Gentlemen, Live from the
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Speaker 1: Mr Ron Barge. Hello, Hello, oh my god, Hello Hello
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. She just made a heart. Yeah, double
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Speaker 1: started the show. It's so much to me. Thank you.
Speaker 1: These two young women love me. But I hope you
Speaker 1: people feel the same. Well, thank you for coming out
Speaker 1: Tuesday night in Los Angeles. We really appreciated this show. Actually,
Speaker 1: we're raising money for charity. It's called Kids Save. It's
Speaker 1: helping families in the Ukraine right now. So thank you
Speaker 1: so much for coming out tonight and buying tickets, And
Speaker 1: that's why your tickets were hundred dollars tonight. No, they
Speaker 1: only paid like, well, they're going to be paying before
Speaker 1: the night over. Don't you think I'm being funny? No,
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Speaker 1: we won't take that, that would be crazy. How much
Speaker 1: would you I would settle for a dy ahead everyone? Probably?
Speaker 1: How much cash would you say you carry with you nowadays?
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone really care. How do you? How
Speaker 1: are you a duffel bag? For what purpose? I carry
Speaker 1: a man first? Immerse? Uh? Well, I still use travelers checks. Oh,
Speaker 1: I have fifties, twenties, one, fifties two to fifties fives
Speaker 1: and a thousand. I have a rare five thousand dollar
Speaker 1: travelers check that's worth five thousand dollars. It's actually lost money.
Speaker 1: How long does that take when we're just trying to
Speaker 1: do a simple really interesting, because I'll be like, you,
Speaker 1: of course take travelers checks, and I've already filled it
Speaker 1: out and signed it in. The server will be like, no,
Speaker 1: we don't. Uh do you have a chip on your card?
Speaker 1: And I'm like what what does that mean? Customer service?
Speaker 1: So then I have to run to the ATOM and
Speaker 1: uh put my bank card in the atom and punch
Speaker 1: in my code six four. But we don't. Don't just
Speaker 1: keep that to yourself. I said it so fast. Oh
Speaker 1: like someone's gonna slow down the table at home. Crap,
Speaker 1: that was my fake ATOM number. Uh, and I usually
Speaker 1: pull out It's pronounced a t M, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: A t M standing for m automatic to your president. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the big shot. You're probably carrying from the automatic
Speaker 1: teller machine. Does every bank have one a T machine? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: So if I walk in and say where is your
Speaker 1: automated teller machine? You don't want to be that person.
Speaker 1: You just want to say, not that you're that person.
Speaker 1: You just want to say, be casual about it. Hey,
Speaker 1: I need an a t M. Hey where's your automatic?
Speaker 1: That's already that that WoT No, No, you will honestly
Speaker 1: look like you're about to rob a bank. Hey i'm
Speaker 1: super cash. No, I use this wheelchair because I'm tired.
Speaker 1: I don't have an affliction. He's going to rob the bank. Okay,
Speaker 1: So just say a t M. Do you have an
Speaker 1: a T M? Yeah? And then they'll point me in
Speaker 1: the right direction. Exactly is my microphone on? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you have the lovely singing voice, which is
Speaker 1: foreshadowing for our guest. But you don't know now, don't
Speaker 1: you wish I would tell you right now? But it's
Speaker 1: my secret. Feels so good to have a secret over
Speaker 1: all of you. Run. Oh I don't. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: just haven't been around people. I haven't been around talking
Speaker 1: to myself a mirror because I gave myself lockdown plus
Speaker 1: twenty four months just to be extra safe. So you're
Speaker 1: like almost done. I'm almost done with my personal lockdown.
Speaker 1: And my apartment is filthy. It's just pizza boxes and
Speaker 1: pizza boxes, boxes, frozen burritos, hot pockets. Has it been
Speaker 1: eating anything else? Any water, vegetables? Just quick alcohol? Fi?
Speaker 1: Does it have alcohol? Yeah? This should be fun to
Speaker 1: good to know. A little minty goodnight, yeah, winter green?
Speaker 1: How much it burns? Yeah, a little bit, stuna gig.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited that I hope. Does it feel comfortable
Speaker 1: to be together? I mean, you're I appreciate that you're
Speaker 1: you're all wearing masks and you showed you your vaccine card.
Speaker 1: By the way, I've got seven I've been vaccinated seven times, Madernay,
Speaker 1: I have that provisor. Yeah, J and Jay, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're spot Nick from Russia. That wasn't it.
Speaker 1: I got the Chinese one, Israeli one, the Turkish one,
Speaker 1: and then there's something I called a homebrew. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what's in? What's in the homebrew? Homebrew? Mouth flash o reganar?
Speaker 1: Why heavy? And you just take it like a shot
Speaker 1: Grabizzi pizza. Trust, It's more like a pace. You are
Speaker 1: so grateful that you are emotional getting this vaccine's getting
Speaker 1: so emotional. We have access. The only problem with my Homebrew.
Speaker 1: The only thing, the only thing is the only way
Speaker 1: that it's truly effective is to inject it in your ya.
Speaker 1: That's the thing with these things, at least that's what
Speaker 1: my doctor says. Who do you see Dr Jacob mrnni
Speaker 1: who he's also an attorney, but he gets in and
Speaker 1: out of there. I love it and it helps me
Speaker 1: with you know, anyone I want to sue seats out there,
Speaker 1: I got a lot of I'm like Junior Donald Trump
Speaker 1: out there. I'm just suing everyone, like I sued the
Speaker 1: dinner for not taking my travelers checks and you're still
Speaker 1: in litigation. We're still in litigation, looking like we're going
Speaker 1: to settle. Have you ever taken any lawsuit out on me? No,
Speaker 1: you've never sued me. I don't think okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna worry about it. Yeah, don't worry about it. I
Speaker 1: sued you once and then I said, let's call it off.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that it like we gotta file a SUP.
Speaker 1: This is a breach of protocol. He's fourteen minutes late. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm getting off track here, really getting off track. I'm
Speaker 1: just excited to be Yes, you've never really even asked
Speaker 1: me though today? How I'm doing? How are you doing? Carolina?
Speaker 1: You can how are you doing? Okay? Less impatient? How
Speaker 1: are you doing? Um, it's actually been kind of a
Speaker 1: hard week. I am, Oh, I'm sorry, No, it's okay.
Speaker 1: Guy problems and then, um, you know that I had
Speaker 1: those problems with my kidneys forever ago, which we're kind
Speaker 1: of serious and diageo. I'm so sorry. Yes, your kidneys.
Speaker 1: You had the issue go ahead, so I had this
Speaker 1: serious problems. I was actually get theaters for these My
Speaker 1: kidneys were just running out of that's awful. What is it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is. Oh, it's a wonderful
Speaker 1: liquor company. They make wonderful spirits Johnny Walker. Uh what
Speaker 1: else do they make? You have a whole thing for diagio?
Speaker 1: I do hold? Please? Do you even want to hear
Speaker 1: the end of my kidney? Well, let me just get there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they make Johnny Walker, Tanker A Bailey's other
Speaker 1: delicious libations. But continue your story. I'm sorry. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you didn't had a late ideal with them.
Speaker 1: I have to say their name seventy five times tonight.
Speaker 1: So wait, was that the that's the liquor company that
Speaker 1: deal fell through last night? Yeah? Yeah, it's done. It's done. Well,
Speaker 1: I do I'd love that how it rolls off the tongue.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you don't want to hear you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna even don't. I'm fine. You know it
Speaker 1: might help your kidney though, I wasn't gonna say it.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say a nice sip of Johnny Walker
Speaker 1: paid bye. The money is not going to come through. Okay, fine.
Speaker 1: We we are working on sort of a catchphrase, something
Speaker 1: that we can say for the podcast, and so would
Speaker 1: you help me say it all together. Just run. That's enough.
Speaker 1: Let's yeah, let's try to coordinate one to three. Let's enough. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe throw it away more. Lets you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like half of you were with me and
Speaker 1: half of you don't like me. Okay, maybe we can
Speaker 1: do it in a Brooklyn accent. Oh yeah, run Oh
Speaker 1: I like that. We have some Thespians in the crowd.
Speaker 1: That's gonna play great in the Northeast corridor. Um, we
Speaker 1: should get to some headlines. Actually we should. Let's cover
Speaker 1: some of the headlines. What's happening in the world. Um.
Speaker 1: I've opened up ron to u du mois. It's an
Speaker 1: Instagram account that gives you news really quickly. I love it.
Speaker 1: Ron's a big fan. There's a lot of good stuff
Speaker 1: on here and you're not going to hear it from
Speaker 1: any mainstream new from So recently, there's been some hot tips.
Speaker 1: UM spotted Natalie Portman and Los feels So Sweet. Server
Speaker 1: accidentally knocked over her glass of wine all over the
Speaker 1: table and what happened. Natalie made a very sweet joke
Speaker 1: about it. That's very classy of Natalie. It doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1: You know, she went to Harvard with Mark Zuckerberg. Oh
Speaker 1: you mean Mark Zuckerberg. No, I mean Mark Zuckerberg. He
Speaker 1: was Zuckerberg in Harvard and then when he became a
Speaker 1: big show, I became Zuckerberg. I know what I did
Speaker 1: the research. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna argue with you.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. We have another tip Um stood behind Julia
Speaker 1: Fox in line at Arawan Studio City. Who's Julia Fox? Um?
Speaker 1: It's a long story. Do you know she dated Kanye
Speaker 1: for a second and she's been in a few movies.
Speaker 1: She's very attractive, like on a Vivicate A Fox level.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't, I don't know, very hot. Yeah, because she's
Speaker 1: the top of my list. I know, I know Vivica
Speaker 1: A Fox. Vivica a Fox is what? Okay, seven days
Speaker 1: a week? What's wrong with you? I watched a lot
Speaker 1: of Vivica A Fox stuff in quarantine. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: lie to you. All right, you guys, come on run.
Speaker 1: We gotta you like Vivica Fox. That was beautiful, by
Speaker 1: the way. Another headline, Yes, Selina Gomez at chipp Riani
Speaker 1: downtown with a big group celebrating someone's birthday. What happened?
Speaker 1: She was looking stunning as always. By the way, Selena,
Speaker 1: what come happen? Are those choppers? Selina? Is that? Is Selina?
Speaker 1: Selena Gossure? Is that my Mike is that? Every time
Speaker 1: I move it's hard to say. Okay, slowly, slow, slowly.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're diffusing a bomb. It's me you
Speaker 1: and Selena Gomez and vivocated a fox, spotted spotted. Jacob, Wait,
Speaker 1: can I just say one thing? If you go to Gippriani's,
Speaker 1: get the clams casino. Continue, Continue, Jacob, don't even mess around,
Speaker 1: Just walk in and say clams Casino, Jacob, lord clans
Speaker 1: Casino Carolina. Just so you know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you've ever had them before, but they're delightfully broiled clams.
Speaker 1: With who this is? This is going to happen. Okay,
Speaker 1: but we just want to say, don't blow a lit
Speaker 1: off the top. Okay, we don't want the chopper to
Speaker 1: come back. Each clam has a poker chip in him.
Speaker 1: Clams Casino. Okay, all together now, I thought so too.
Speaker 1: I deserved that one. Jacob all Lordia Jones last night
Speaker 1: with some friends. Jacoba that at the more secluded part
Speaker 1: of the restaurant and seemed to be having a good time.
Speaker 1: Went to the bathroom, and as I came out, he
Speaker 1: was leaving it as well. Overheard him saying something along
Speaker 1: the lines of have a great night, cheers boys. L
Speaker 1: O L it is O L. I could not believe
Speaker 1: how tall he is and how good he smelled when
Speaker 1: he would walk past us. He seems so sweet and
Speaker 1: friendly A non please, Wow, I wish Jacob was here tonight.
Speaker 1: Well he's not. Yeah, but really the big news is
Speaker 1: um hell o, L are you? No? That's how I
Speaker 1: drift off when I go to sleep at night. I
Speaker 1: just go hello, L, Hello, hello L. We do have
Speaker 1: to talk about something that we haven't really discussed, though. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna talk about. You're thinking the
Speaker 1: same thing, Kim. How does everyone feel about pet and Kim?
Speaker 1: No one's into Pete and Kim. They have so little
Speaker 1: in this life. If so, what's the latest? The last
Speaker 1: I heard was that Kanye who's now referred to as
Speaker 1: Ye or is it? Yeah? Yeah, okay, thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you that you wanted to chop his head off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something like that, something like that which I can identify with.
Speaker 1: I mean, how many Spern lovers I've driven by their
Speaker 1: boyfriend's house and like, I'm gonna chop your head out
Speaker 1: if I see you around Nancy. Of course I never
Speaker 1: did it, and if I did, Jacob would be on
Speaker 1: my side to get me out of jail. Jacob Jacob
Speaker 1: MRONI but in the TV movie of Jacob m ronni job. Yes,
Speaker 1: I let's get writers here. We're submitting are I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know the terms. Kimberly obviously is a person
Speaker 1: of celebrity. Kimberly, Yes, the Kardashians. It's what a powerful
Speaker 1: and famous family. The luxury. I mean, I've been at
Speaker 1: the Kardashian's house and that is a party. To sneak
Speaker 1: into one of their big fancy parties. Do you sneak
Speaker 1: into one of the big fancy parties? Well, I have
Speaker 1: to ye. I'm not on the guest list. No. I
Speaker 1: usually pose as a caterer or plain, close security person
Speaker 1: or groundskeeper. And I poked my head in, oh whoa right,
Speaker 1: and I get back to raking Leaves. I usually blow
Speaker 1: my cover because I'm like, oh, I can how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm Ron very an, I think you're great. That'll do it,
Speaker 1: But they are what's going to happen. Do you think
Speaker 1: do you think their love will last? Do we know? No?
Speaker 1: Probably not? Yes, Okay, he believes in love. And there's
Speaker 1: one of them here, one romantic man in the audience.
Speaker 1: There's one out of two hundreds. But that's the way,
Speaker 1: you know, loves loves a fickle, fickle beast. I've been
Speaker 1: I love so many times. Yeah, you told me you've
Speaker 1: been playing guitar for I have. I've been playing a
Speaker 1: little flamenco guitar. That seems pretty romantic. Would you like
Speaker 1: to hear something? What now? This is a of course,
Speaker 1: I only play on a Strattenburger. Uh. It's a German
Speaker 1: guitar um Strattenberger L ten eleven um, handcrafted in Austria
Speaker 1: and then uh shipped to Czechoslovakia. These all these uh,
Speaker 1: these strings are whalebone, so you know they're gonna sound good.
Speaker 1: This is flaming. This will be a little flamenco number.
Speaker 1: This is called do you know what you want to
Speaker 1: do it? Oh? H Playing an out of tune instrument
Speaker 1: is a sin so M, so you need to make
Speaker 1: sure your instrument is probably too. I think you got it. M.
Speaker 1: One of the beauties of flamenco guar is that it's Uh,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a device that's used to pert love making.
Speaker 1: And once you hear the flamenco, it's less than thirty
Speaker 1: seconds before before you someone's laying on top of you.
Speaker 1: Are you still tuning? Well, it's a sickle gentle lover. Here,
Speaker 1: you're rush. This guitar was given to me my uncle Bruce. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: wait till I play. That's yet to be determined. All right.
Speaker 1: This is called Sunset Beach. One of the beautiful things
Speaker 1: about this instrument is that it you start to feel it,
Speaker 1: and it starts to feel you, and there's a real
Speaker 1: relationship here. I know how to play guitar. You weren't
Speaker 1: bluffing well, I think a lot of us were catching on.
Speaker 1: But if we had a trumpet here or a flute lookout? Yeah, agreed, agreed.
Speaker 1: Speaking of music, if you like music, why don't we
Speaker 1: bring out our guest? Yes, please, ladies and gentlemen, please
Speaker 1: welcome Aletta Braxton. Thank you so much. Thank you for
Speaker 1: having a seat right over here. Alita, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for coming on the podcast. Uh you look lovely tonight.
Speaker 1: Thank you really do, Alita. Now I understand you you
Speaker 1: are an opera singer sort of? Yes, okay, well that's wonderful. Um,
Speaker 1: I've never seen opera in my life, and I'm sure
Speaker 1: none of these people have either. What exactly is opera?
Speaker 1: Opera is? Um? Some speech, some speech sung? All the
Speaker 1: lines are sung? Right, everything is sung every down. There's
Speaker 1: a little speaking okay, I'm sorry, word okay, yes, but
Speaker 1: most the lines were sung. I once had a case
Speaker 1: of sprech tma when I was backpacking through Europe. No,
Speaker 1: I just got some penicillain and it was all good.
Speaker 1: And so you you sing opera? And uh where where
Speaker 1: she's a opera? Los Angeles has an opera company. Oh
Speaker 1: so you're with the l A Opera, l A Opera. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm one of the original chorus. There's oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: for for how long? When did you? When did you start?
Speaker 1: A long time ago? But I'm up to a hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty productions. Oh my gosh. We think I'm the
Speaker 1: first black woman of any opera company to reach a
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty productions. And do you use a lot
Speaker 1: of flamenco guitar and your opera productions? Every now and
Speaker 1: then we do a lla opera, good to know opera
Speaker 1: in Spain, Spanish, Gypsy Spanish, um oh, Gypsy Spanish. Of course,
Speaker 1: I usually stay away from Gypsy Spanish. Regular Spanish. Okay,
Speaker 1: Gypsy Spanish yikes. So opera, yes, trying to wrap my
Speaker 1: head around this ethereal art form. I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of people know about it and go to it. Okay,
Speaker 1: How is it different from say, The Days of Our Life,
Speaker 1: which is a popular soap opera. They probably wouldn't sing it,
Speaker 1: and they probably wouldn't be dressed in all the fancy
Speaker 1: costumes we get to wear. But they do wear costumes
Speaker 1: in a soap opera. I think ours are more beautiful.
Speaker 1: How did the term soap up? I mean they don't
Speaker 1: ever sing on a soap proper. I don't know. They
Speaker 1: don't think about soap either. They don't know. Maybe they did,
Speaker 1: maybe at one point. Maybe they're forced to bathe incessantly.
Speaker 1: One would only hope. Here's a question. I'm I assume
Speaker 1: you can't make money in the business, So what what
Speaker 1: do you do for a living? Doing my grown up job? Well,
Speaker 1: I also teach music, and a lot of us what
Speaker 1: we call gigging around town. Opera singers gig around town.
Speaker 1: We've teached. Sometimes we have church choirs, singing jobs or
Speaker 1: conducting jobs. Or there's also the Los Angeles Master Corral,
Speaker 1: So we have lots of gigs there. Some of us
Speaker 1: sing on film and TV soundtracks. There's so there's some
Speaker 1: wonderful opportunities out there. There can be. Oh so there's
Speaker 1: not that many. I showed up once for a Master
Speaker 1: Corral and I'm not going to tell you what happened.
Speaker 1: It was not what I thought. Um, it really wasn't. Sorry, No,
Speaker 1: please don't be sorry about anything. So would you, I mean,
Speaker 1: could you please sing a little opera for est right now?
Speaker 1: A little bit? Okay? Mos horrible? Can you top reef
Speaker 1: wazy is? If you don't, then call up Helena Sui.
Speaker 1: Commander refuses if mona super pulabyan lodres because she prefer
Speaker 1: you not Auntie Amazing. You might play long low more
Speaker 1: long mo lo more lamuripo fund the bow and you
Speaker 1: najam you don't make a due setunum mam pashum see
Speaker 1: you to secunium man secunimate mestesia tem sesia tim Pretty good?
Speaker 1: Was that? Okay? That was pretty incredible? Why didn't have
Speaker 1: the car that? You can't know how anyone makes money
Speaker 1: doing that? Come on, whats amazing things I've heard in
Speaker 1: this theater. It is pretty amazing. It is pretty amazing.
Speaker 1: I I I understand there's a lot of I mean,
Speaker 1: you were singing in Italian, French, French, as long as
Speaker 1: not Gypsy Spanish. That's well. Carmen takes place in Spain,
Speaker 1: but they think it in French. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: So Carolina is always talking about foreign language movies, which
Speaker 1: I asked him, drive my car? Makes her sound pretty snooty.
Speaker 1: Do you think opera is for snooty people? Know? It's
Speaker 1: for the general public. It's very accessible and what it
Speaker 1: obviously was back in its day when it was created
Speaker 1: was for the general public absolutely, kind of like the
Speaker 1: eighties banned general public absolutely, of course, did they ever
Speaker 1: have opera? Okay, this is a tough one, but I
Speaker 1: gotta ask it. I'm not I'm not a good journalist
Speaker 1: if I don't. Do you think opera lovers are dangerous people? Wait? Ll,
Speaker 1: I haven't experienced it yet, OK, Because I just wonder
Speaker 1: could be scary, but probably not dangerous. The Marx Brothers
Speaker 1: made a Night at the Opera? Was that the last
Speaker 1: opera ever made? Fortunately? No, they're more. Oh several yes,
Speaker 1: name them oh Phantom, Phantom. Yes, technically I would say
Speaker 1: it's borderline musical theater opera because it's almost all sung,
Speaker 1: but mostly on the Broadway stage. I Portian best best Okay,
Speaker 1: uh Candy, Oh yeah, Ken, I was gonna say candid Um,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ superstar. No said rock opera? Okay? What was that? Later?
Speaker 1: Mouse later, Mouse the bat Thank you because syntight. I
Speaker 1: think I'd like to try a little opera. Would you
Speaker 1: tell me what you think? I'll be honest. I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: Over callo. No, I'm in trouble finding my note. I
Speaker 1: can't see you. I'm a far I'm sat of our castle.
Speaker 1: Look at that. I'm a captain, a man rush back.
Speaker 1: I love you, Hey, I love you. M Now I
Speaker 1: can take criticism. Carolina knows this. I've got a thick skin.
Speaker 1: Please be brutally on. You've got potential me and work
Speaker 1: on the technique a little bit. Maybe maybe you're breathing,
Speaker 1: but that's it, and let's work on the rapid twie. Well,
Speaker 1: oh hey, I thought that she was being so nice.
Speaker 1: It's the first time I've ever tried it, I said,
Speaker 1: before time got out. I made up a whole created
Speaker 1: a picture. No, he's standing on top of my castle
Speaker 1: trying to talk to the lady. Operas take decades to write.
Speaker 1: I wrote one right here on the spot. Do opera decades?
Speaker 1: You're right? I mean, are there any opera singers in
Speaker 1: the house tonight? Find any chance anyone? No? No, I
Speaker 1: didn't think so. I didn't know. If you want to
Speaker 1: try an opera battle with Ala here, she'll shut you down.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, look how about we sing one together? Okay,
Speaker 1: what would you like to I'd like to sing the opera?
Speaker 1: Take me out to the ball game. Take me out
Speaker 1: to the ball game, Take me out to the crowd.
Speaker 1: Peanuts and crock put tuck. I don't care. I never
Speaker 1: get back for his root root root, for the whole
Speaker 1: team if they don't win it for the shame for
Speaker 1: it's one two restruction out out the old I was
Speaker 1: gonna throw this Scotch glass on the ground to make
Speaker 1: it look like I broke it with my voice, but
Speaker 1: everyone would have seen it was fun. That was beautiful.
Speaker 1: I mean, the Dodgers go win again with that so too,
Speaker 1: if they can get by the San Diego padres. Of course,
Speaker 1: Santiago discovered by the Germans. They named it Sandiago, which
Speaker 1: means oh, whales, vagina, thank you, Okay, you've you've I'm
Speaker 1: sorry if I've come off mean and dismissive. I wondered,
Speaker 1: let's let's have a little bit of fun with you.
Speaker 1: Would you mind just singing some some statements for us?
Speaker 1: It just might be fun to hear some things, some
Speaker 1: things sung in your operatic voice? For instance, can you
Speaker 1: just sing? Where are my keys? Where are my key?
Speaker 1: Can you sing? I farted uttered, I lost my ham sandwich,
Speaker 1: I lost my sandwich. I'm breaking up with you. I'm
Speaker 1: breaking up with you. May the Force be with you,
Speaker 1: May of course be with you. Steph Curry for three,
Speaker 1: staff Purtty for three. Stay away from my donkey, Stay
Speaker 1: away from my doggie. Anyone else have a line they'd
Speaker 1: like a leader to sing? Where's my Sky's my scotch?
Speaker 1: Can I have some casino clams? Please? It's may I.
Speaker 1: May I have some casino clams? Please? It's may I.
Speaker 1: I always tell you that, and you're like, can I can?
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's may. I know I know. Mm hmm,
Speaker 1: I I wonder if you'd help me with one more thing.
Speaker 1: Of course, for those of you who are familiar with
Speaker 1: the podcast, I I used to date singer songwriter Siam.
Speaker 1: Why is that so funny? It's not funny to me.
Speaker 1: I believe you, thank you, and she uh, she rudely
Speaker 1: broke up with me, And I'm wondering if she happens
Speaker 1: to be listening to this, maybe I could reach out
Speaker 1: to her soul and we could we could reunite. And
Speaker 1: if you'd indulge me, could would you mind just singing
Speaker 1: an operatic melody while I read this love letter? Yes,
Speaker 1: while I read this love letter to see him? M hm, Oh,
Speaker 1: my heart yearns for you. I'm lost in this world
Speaker 1: without you. M I cannot sleep. M I walked the
Speaker 1: dark streets at night, calling your name. I started down
Speaker 1: in Compton and I walked up through Culver City, then
Speaker 1: through West Hollywood, screaming your name louder than any coyote
Speaker 1: could yell over the mountains down into Lucca Lake. But
Speaker 1: you answered. Not only the police answered, why won't you
Speaker 1: return my calls? I've left over a thousand, sometimes changing
Speaker 1: my voy so you'll think I'm Ariana Grande or Katie Perry.
Speaker 1: Still no answer. Why do you torment me or love
Speaker 1: us for the ages sexual and emotional? Like Zeus and
Speaker 1: Helen of Troy m like Donald Trump, and like Benefort,
Speaker 1: which apparently is back on again. Who knew, right? But
Speaker 1: I digress Cia, Sia, Siasia. See you later means not goodbye, Sia.
Speaker 1: It means I'll see you soon, see you, see you
Speaker 1: when I see you, not unless you see me for
Speaker 1: as star Bye Sia. I love you rock. But it
Speaker 1: was so wonderful. I'll treasure that moment forever. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for covering opera singer Bond, Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for coming on, Thank you, thank you right this way.
Speaker 1: If that doesn't work, nothing's gonna work. She would have
Speaker 1: to listen to the podcast to hear that, but she doesn't.
Speaker 1: Probably gonna happen. I don't know, she seems if you
Speaker 1: guys would all get on your social and beg Sia
Speaker 1: to listen to the podcast and just say, hey, Sia,
Speaker 1: I know you don't know, but there might be a
Speaker 1: special surprise. You may be added with your soul mate
Speaker 1: uh me whatever your names are and uh And then
Speaker 1: she like she could, Oh, maybe I should listen a
Speaker 1: wrong and then she listens to that, and then she
Speaker 1: hears that, and then it's me and her making a baby.
Speaker 1: All right, karamba, Right, Well, We're almost at the end
Speaker 1: of our evening and I'd like to end it with
Speaker 1: a little piece I call my take. There's no question
Speaker 1: l A is a big status town, and one of
Speaker 1: the true measures of status is where you live. Every
Speaker 1: day I go to my local coffeehouse, the Feminine Pickle,
Speaker 1: and all day long, I just here from dirty hipsters
Speaker 1: stuff like, oh my god, I just moved to Atwater Village.
Speaker 1: You have to come visit. Oh are you still in
Speaker 1: Los Felis or is it Echo Park? Oh you're in
Speaker 1: Silver Like why at least moved to Highland Park. Oh? Really,
Speaker 1: you like the arts district better? Really, that's funny. I'm
Speaker 1: really loving Palms. That new metro line is great. You
Speaker 1: can take it down to the beach or all the
Speaker 1: way down to the coliseum, only in a straight line.
Speaker 1: I love it North Hollywood Okay, okay, I lived in
Speaker 1: Venice for a while. Uh huh, right, Abbot Kenny, I know,
Speaker 1: I love Abbot Kenny. What about West Adams It's getting
Speaker 1: great down there. I know someone who lives just off
Speaker 1: of Pan Pacific Park, so fun. They can walk to
Speaker 1: the grove. It's the best. The grove is the best.
Speaker 1: I forgot. Korea Town not cheap anymore. Hey, hey, skinny jeans,
Speaker 1: you know where I left? I left behind the Bomb's
Speaker 1: Big Boy in Burbank. Yeah me, Rod Burgundy, and trust me,
Speaker 1: it's not in a cute nighteteen forties Bungalow. I lived
Speaker 1: directly behind the Bomb's Big Boy looking for scraps because
Speaker 1: Ronnie maxed out on eleven of his credit cards during
Speaker 1: the lockdown. And sure, I've gotten to know the gang
Speaker 1: of high school kids who worked there, Peter Ashley, Brad Monica,
Speaker 1: Stephanie Courtney and hand out there twins. Who else am
Speaker 1: I forgetting? Lachlan? Wait? Did I mentioned Teeter? They are lovely? Yes,
Speaker 1: they are lovely. So take your outfit from jet Rag
Speaker 1: and get out of my face? What what was that?
Speaker 1: What was that? What you weren't in my face? Well,
Speaker 1: technically you're right, but you were talking so loud I
Speaker 1: had to eavesdrop, which felt like you were in my face.
Speaker 1: And then I go back to my coffee and my
Speaker 1: paper and I think to myself, you can't just let
Speaker 1: well enough alone. Ken you Ronnie. I guess what I'm
Speaker 1: really trying to say is that we really really need
Speaker 1: to fix the homeless problem in l A. I'm Ron
Speaker 1: Burgundy and that's my cake. Thank you everyone, that's your podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming aloud. We appreciate you having here.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I'm Ron Burgundy. Carolina, I don't
Speaker 1: know where she went, Carolina, come out here. Please, thank you,
Speaker 1: good night, you guys. You really appreciate you having here.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. We'll get the hundred from here
Speaker 1: at some point in time for everyone's sexy sexy man's
Speaker 1: sexy sexy plan. Because he ain't no sucker, looking so funny,
Speaker 1: you can drive like a duck, clean like a plant,
Speaker 1: you can solive younger, fool wheel drive so we never
Speaker 1: get stuck, right so far to get up a lot
Speaker 1: of bandwins. And he's a guy. Ye, he ain't no standing,
Speaker 1: he doesn't have He's on a night sized sandwich because
Speaker 1: everybody knows he's the burgunsy Bandit The Ron Burgundy Podcast