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Speaker 1: The Ron Burgundy Podcast, Ladies and Gentlemen, Live from the

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Speaker 1: Largo Theater in Hollywood, California. Put your hats out from

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Speaker 1: Mr Ron Barge. Hello, Hello, oh my god, Hello Hello

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Speaker 1: we're raising money for charity. It's called Kids Save. It's

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Speaker 1: helping families in the Ukraine right now. So thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for coming out tonight and buying tickets, And

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Speaker 1: that's why your tickets were hundred dollars tonight. No, they

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Speaker 1: only paid like, well, they're going to be paying before

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Speaker 1: How much cash would you say you carry with you nowadays?

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Speaker 1: So then I have to run to the ATOM and

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Speaker 1: that was my fake ATOM number. Uh, and I usually

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Speaker 1: to settle. Have you ever taken any lawsuit out on me? No,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they make Johnny Walker, Tanker A Bailey's other

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Speaker 1: you help me say it all together. Just run. That's enough.

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Speaker 1: do it in a Brooklyn accent. Oh yeah, run Oh

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Speaker 1: I've opened up ron to u du mois. It's an

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Speaker 1: Ron's a big fan. There's a lot of good stuff

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Speaker 1: can I just say one thing? If you go to Gippriani's,

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Speaker 1: Clams Casino. Okay, all together now, I thought so too.

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Speaker 1: I deserved that one. Jacob all Lordia Jones last night

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, look how about we sing one together? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Take me out to the ball game. Take me out

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Speaker 1: Would you mind just singing some some statements for us?

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Speaker 1: It just might be fun to hear some things, some

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Speaker 1: May of course be with you. Steph Curry for three,

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Speaker 1: like a leader to sing? Where's my Sky's my scotch?

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Speaker 1: Can I have some casino clams? Please? It's may I.

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Speaker 1: May I have some casino clams? Please? It's may I.

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Speaker 1: my heart yearns for you. I'm lost in this world

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Speaker 1: without you. M I cannot sleep. M I walked the

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Speaker 1: could yell over the mountains down into Lucca Lake. But

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Speaker 1: you answered. Not only the police answered, why won't you

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Speaker 1: return my calls? I've left over a thousand, sometimes changing

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Speaker 1: my voy so you'll think I'm Ariana Grande or Katie Perry.

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Speaker 1: Still no answer. Why do you torment me or love

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Speaker 1: us for the ages sexual and emotional? Like Zeus and

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Speaker 1: Helen of Troy m like Donald Trump, and like Benefort,

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Speaker 1: which apparently is back on again. Who knew, right? But

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Speaker 1: I digress Cia, Sia, Siasia. See you later means not goodbye, Sia.

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Speaker 1: It means I'll see you soon, see you, see you

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Speaker 1: when I see you, not unless you see me for

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Speaker 1: as star Bye Sia. I love you rock. But it

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Speaker 1: was so wonderful. I'll treasure that moment forever. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for covering opera singer Bond, Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for coming on, Thank you, thank you right this way.

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Speaker 1: If that doesn't work, nothing's gonna work. She would have

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Speaker 1: to listen to the podcast to hear that, but she doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Probably gonna happen. I don't know, she seems if you

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Speaker 1: guys would all get on your social and beg Sia

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Speaker 1: to listen to the podcast and just say, hey, Sia,

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Speaker 1: I know you don't know, but there might be a

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Speaker 1: special surprise. You may be added with your soul mate

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Speaker 1: uh me whatever your names are and uh And then

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Speaker 1: hears that, and then it's me and her making a baby.

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Speaker 1: All right, karamba, Right, Well, We're almost at the end

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Speaker 1: a little piece I call my take. There's no question

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Speaker 1: l A is a big status town, and one of

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Speaker 1: the true measures of status is where you live. Every

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Speaker 1: day I go to my local coffeehouse, the Feminine Pickle,

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Speaker 1: and all day long, I just here from dirty hipsters

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Speaker 1: stuff like, oh my god, I just moved to Atwater Village.

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Speaker 1: You have to come visit. Oh are you still in

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Speaker 1: Los Felis or is it Echo Park? Oh you're in

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Speaker 1: Silver Like why at least moved to Highland Park. Oh? Really,

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Speaker 1: you like the arts district better? Really, that's funny. I'm

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Speaker 1: really loving Palms. That new metro line is great. You

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Speaker 1: can take it down to the beach or all the

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Speaker 1: way down to the coliseum, only in a straight line.

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Speaker 1: I love it North Hollywood Okay, okay, I lived in

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Speaker 1: Venice for a while. Uh huh, right, Abbot Kenny, I know,

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Speaker 1: I love Abbot Kenny. What about West Adams It's getting

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Speaker 1: great down there. I know someone who lives just off

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Speaker 1: of Pan Pacific Park, so fun. They can walk to

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Speaker 1: the grove. It's the best. The grove is the best.

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Speaker 1: I forgot. Korea Town not cheap anymore. Hey, hey, skinny jeans,

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Speaker 1: you know where I left? I left behind the Bomb's

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Speaker 1: Big Boy in Burbank. Yeah me, Rod Burgundy, and trust me,

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Speaker 1: it's not in a cute nighteteen forties Bungalow. I lived

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Speaker 1: directly behind the Bomb's Big Boy looking for scraps because

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Speaker 1: Ronnie maxed out on eleven of his credit cards during

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Speaker 1: the lockdown. And sure, I've gotten to know the gang

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Speaker 1: of high school kids who worked there, Peter Ashley, Brad Monica,

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Speaker 1: Stephanie Courtney and hand out there twins. Who else am

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Speaker 1: I forgetting? Lachlan? Wait? Did I mentioned Teeter? They are lovely? Yes,

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Speaker 1: they are lovely. So take your outfit from jet Rag

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Speaker 1: and get out of my face? What what was that?

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Speaker 1: What was that? What you weren't in my face? Well,

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Speaker 1: technically you're right, but you were talking so loud I

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Speaker 1: had to eavesdrop, which felt like you were in my face.

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Speaker 1: And then I go back to my coffee and my

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Speaker 1: paper and I think to myself, you can't just let

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Speaker 1: well enough alone. Ken you Ronnie. I guess what I'm

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Speaker 1: really trying to say is that we really really need

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Speaker 1: to fix the homeless problem in l A. I'm Ron

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Speaker 1: Burgundy and that's my cake. Thank you everyone, that's your podcast.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for coming aloud. We appreciate you having here.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I'm Ron Burgundy. Carolina, I don't

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Speaker 1: know where she went, Carolina, come out here. Please, thank you,

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Speaker 1: good night, you guys. You really appreciate you having here.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. We'll get the hundred from here

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Speaker 1: at some point in time for everyone's sexy sexy man's

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Speaker 1: sexy sexy plan. Because he ain't no sucker, looking so funny,

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Speaker 1: you can drive like a duck, clean like a plant,

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Speaker 1: you can solive younger, fool wheel drive so we never

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Speaker 1: get stuck, right so far to get up a lot

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Speaker 1: of bandwins. And he's a guy. Ye, he ain't no standing,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't have He's on a night sized sandwich because

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Speaker 1: everybody knows he's the burgunsy Bandit The Ron Burgundy Podcast