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Speaker 1: I have conspiracy theories, but my conspiracy theories are so

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Speaker 1: low rent.

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Speaker 2: I can't even hang out with.

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Speaker 1: The actual conspiracy theorists because they don't want to entertain

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Speaker 1: my notions. I'm like the Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer

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Speaker 1: a conspiracy theories. They're all in the clubhouse and the

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Speaker 1: corner going over the real stuff, like of course the

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Speaker 1: moonlanding was faked because we had to beat Russia during

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Speaker 3: And I try and jump in like yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I think that Trader Joe's is making their parking

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Speaker 1: lots too small on.

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Speaker 3: Purpose, just so they seem more popular than they really are.

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Speaker 3: That the mob killed Kennedy.

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Speaker 1: And I think that expiration dates on food are just

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Speaker 1: a conspiracy by craft in the FDA to get you

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Speaker 1: to buy condiments before you need to show.

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Speaker 4: And there's a list going viral of everyday conspiracy theories

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Speaker 4: that are out there that you might not have heard

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Speaker 4: of that might blow your mind, And one of them

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Speaker 4: is that Trader Joe's makes their parking lots small on

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Speaker 4: purpose to make them seem more popular than they really are.

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Speaker 2: That's the true seriracy theory. That's out there that's super smart.

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Speaker 2: Just like clubs. If there's a line out the door,

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Speaker 2: then people want to go, and if there's not, nobody cares.

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Speaker 2: Trader Joe's is the club of all grocery stores.

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Speaker 5: What I mean, we're talking conspiracies.

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Speaker 3: You got a leap, you know it makes sense to me.

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Speaker 4: There's a list going viral of everyday conspiracy theories that

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Speaker 4: are out there that you might not have ever heard of,

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Speaker 4: and you may have fallen victim too, and one of

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Speaker 4: them includes Starbucks. We'll tell you what that one is

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Speaker 4: in the second. But here's another everyday conspiracy theory you

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Speaker 4: might not have heard of that. PETA is control controlled

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Speaker 4: opposition run by the meat industry designed to make animal

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Speaker 4: rights activists look bad about chips.

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Speaker 2: Wait can you put that in English?

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Speaker 4: PETA is basically controlled by the meat industry in order

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Speaker 4: to make animal rights activists look crazy so that people

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Speaker 4: don't believe them so they can keep making meat or

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Speaker 4: why I just you don't make meat, but you.

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Speaker 2: Know, you know, oh, to make them be extremists so

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Speaker 2: people are like, oh.

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Speaker 3: We were like, yeah, animal rights activists are all crazy.

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Speaker 4: Whatever, I'm gonna eat meat still, I can totally see

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Speaker 4: that being a thing.

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Speaker 2: I like that. I like that one.

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Speaker 5: And it's funny because you could do that and most

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Speaker 5: of the people in Peter wouldn't know that, Like they're

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Speaker 5: just and then like the leadership is just like you

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Speaker 5: should do something crazy. It'd be crazy if you threw

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Speaker 5: some soup on a picture. Those climate people.

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Speaker 2: Do that, you know, well, I mean soup could go

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Speaker 2: on a fur coat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, soup on a fur coat for sure.

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Speaker 4: Another everyday conspiracy theory. You might not have heard and

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Speaker 4: I might not have heard of her guarding Disney. The

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Speaker 4: reason Disney came out with a movie called Frozen. I

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Speaker 4: love that movie was actually so that when you googled

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Speaker 4: Disney Frozen you would get information on the movie and

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Speaker 4: not the website talking about Walt Disney's body being frozen.

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Speaker 2: That would be genius if true.

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Speaker 3: I could see that also being a thing. I think

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Speaker 3: there's actually some truth to that.

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Speaker 2: Who are the people that came up with this? Because

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Speaker 2: I need to know you, But not only that, that's

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Speaker 2: an amazing movie.

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Speaker 6: So the fact that that's just like like a conspiracy

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Speaker 6: theory that like came from, Let's just find a way

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Speaker 6: to not have them look up Walt Disney being frozen.

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Speaker 2: You got a good movie out of it, man, So

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Speaker 2: it doesn't really matter if people know that Walt Disney

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Speaker 2: is frozen. I guess there was.

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Speaker 5: Some drama about, you know, because because it's not his

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Speaker 5: whole body that's frozen, supposedly, it's it's just his head.

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Speaker 6: Wait.

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Speaker 2: What, he's not the first person to do that.

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Speaker 4: No, I know, but you.

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Speaker 6: Know, wait, so we actually think that people who have

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Speaker 6: their heads frozen do yeah, head frozen, ye, so we.

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Speaker 5: Do for science and so they can bring back their consciousness.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is this is real.

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Speaker 4: I think till he's like, he's a Hall of Fame

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Speaker 4: baseball player MLB player, but when he died, he had

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Speaker 4: his head frozen so that they could bring him back

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Speaker 4: one day.

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Speaker 6: Where so all these heads are just in a freezer

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Speaker 6: in the back somewhere.

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Speaker 4: If it's a company that does this that freezes the heads,

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Speaker 4: I think they keep him out of walking into McDonald somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sure. Closet.

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Speaker 4: Here's another conspiracy theory that's out there that you might

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Speaker 4: not have heard of, and I believe this one that

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Speaker 4: Big Bread paid toaster manufacturers to put in it, put

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Speaker 4: settings too high on toasters, so people burn their toast

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Speaker 4: on purpose.

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Speaker 3: So they sell more bread.

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Speaker 2: Big bets, big bread. This is what we're calling the

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Speaker 2: bread companies, big.

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Speaker 3: Big bread, multi billion dollar corporations. That's pretty big.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a big farm, a big bread.

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Speaker 5: They're out here agies.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's smart though, so annoying.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I like when my toast is crispy. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: you gotta get it just right. You got to watch

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Speaker 2: it the whole time. That's stressful.

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Speaker 4: Here's another conspiracy theory that's out there they might not

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Speaker 4: have heard of. That cops go on ways and leave

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Speaker 4: notes about random police sidings to cause people to slow

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Speaker 4: down without actually having to stay and check on people.

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Speaker 3: If they don't do that, they should be going.

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Speaker 2: That's really smart.

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Speaker 4: Most of the time when it says there's a cop there,

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Speaker 4: I don't see it.

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Speaker 3: I never see the cop.

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Speaker 2: But wouldn't that screw the cop over though, because they're

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Speaker 2: supposed to give out the tickets.

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Speaker 5: No, their drums to serve to keep people safe, not

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Speaker 5: to give out tickets.

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Speaker 2: Maybe this is a conspiracy then, because I always heard

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Speaker 2: when it's close to the end of the month, you

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Speaker 2: always see cops on the street because they have a

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Speaker 2: certain amount of tickets they're supposed to give out every

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Speaker 2: month for speeding.

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Speaker 4: No, the quota is not real. If you ask the

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Speaker 4: police to be they don't have a quota the police.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I would ask the police department, wouldn't they tell

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Speaker 2: you that it's not real.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: But when they have mentioned the goals that they might have,

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Speaker 5: they're usually annual goals. By the way, it's not like

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Speaker 5: a business. It's not like a monthly quarterly thing. It's

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Speaker 5: like an annual thing because that's when all the statistics

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Speaker 5: come out.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I appreciate the protection. I'm just curious either way.

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Speaker 4: That would be gee. I think that one's real. I

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Speaker 4: think cops do go on ways and leave notes about

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Speaker 4: random police sighting. I never see a police officer whenever

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Speaker 4: it says there is one.

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Speaker 5: I report objects on the road sometimes when there's no reason.

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Speaker 2: Wait, what we are the ultimate troll in life.

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Speaker 3: I never see those either. World driving in front of

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Speaker 3: me all the time, driving me like object on the

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Speaker 3: road on your phone.

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Speaker 2: And then it giggles to himself.

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Speaker 3: I go, he does that.

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Speaker 2: There's like nothing all the round, But mind you, he

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Speaker 2: will stop.

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Speaker 6: Driving just to tell you there's something on the road,

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Speaker 6: a serious shut it down.

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Speaker 2: This is so on brand troll central. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The number one everyday conspiracy theory that's out there that

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Speaker 4: people are shocked about is Starbucks baristas are told to

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Speaker 4: purposely misspell customers names. Why why so that people will

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Speaker 4: post photos on social media of their Starbucks cup with

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Speaker 4: the wrong name on it, providing free advertising?

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Speaker 3: Whoa authority that that conspiracy is true?

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Speaker 2: Wait? Why would you put who cares?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 2: Why do you post that? Because it's funny. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: my name is Nina, but you just called me nine.

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Speaker 3: Have you never seen a post like that? Victoria.

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Speaker 5: Now there's like hundreds of thousands of people posting like,

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Speaker 5: oh my gosh, they spelled my name wrong, and it's

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Speaker 5: just amy.

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Speaker 3: They do some very easy names wrong.

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Speaker 2: So I would say that is definitely the best one.