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Speaker 3: going to help our girl out because she is in
Speaker 3: a dry spell right.
Speaker 1: Now and she's looking for a cure.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get to it. I'll try to keep it short.
Speaker 1: Keep it short, bitch, because I'm gonna get lost. He
Speaker 1: kept it short. She kept it sure, I promise you. So.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend and I have been living together for a
Speaker 3: year and a half. However, we've been dating for three years.
Speaker 3: For context, I'm thirty two and he's forty. I love
Speaker 3: him a lot, and he's literally the sweetest ever. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: we find ourselves in dry spells a lot.
Speaker 1: I work in the morning and he works at night.
Speaker 3: Like literally, I get home when he is starting his
Speaker 3: shift and he gets home when I'm in deep sleep.
Speaker 3: When we have a few days off together, it seems
Speaker 3: like we are really just enjoying each other's company and
Speaker 3: sex is not on the brain for me at least.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm the problem, being that quality time is one
Speaker 3: of my love languages. It seems like we just get
Speaker 3: lost in between us catching up on shows and playing
Speaker 3: our favorite game, Sims and two K. I suggested scheduling sex,
Speaker 3: and he thought sex on the calendar was corny.
Speaker 1: His suggestion was trying mushrooms.
Speaker 3: However, I didn't want to be dependent on something like
Speaker 3: that to get the juices flowing. When we were long distance,
Speaker 3: we couldn't keep our hands off of each other. But
Speaker 3: that's obvious why we would go weeks without seeing each other.
Speaker 3: My question is, what are some tips to try to
Speaker 3: get each other in the mood in a fun, playful way,
Speaker 3: or try to stop the dry spells from happening so frequently.
Speaker 3: I'm not used to taking charge, and I honestly think
Speaker 3: we both waiting for someone to pounce. I feel like
Speaker 3: we are getting too comfortable with each other and I
Speaker 3: want to bring the spark back. Love y'all, you both
Speaker 3: make me laugh. Can't wait to hear what you have
Speaker 3: to say. By the way, she did take off all
Speaker 3: the easy things for us to say. No planning on
Speaker 3: the calendar, no additive of drugs.
Speaker 1: So here we go. So I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2: I have sex every day, but I wouldn't say it's spicy,
Speaker 2: and he's still here. Babe, I've needed to do some shit, bitch,
Speaker 2: damn it, he's here. Never mind nothing, I'm podcastic. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is what I was gonna say, y'all. I was
Speaker 2: gonna say, Yeah, I realize I've been needing to do
Speaker 2: extra shit because I've given pussy at night when I
Speaker 2: really feel like that kind of gets you in a
Speaker 2: little bit of a routine that's not necessarily great. I
Speaker 2: see that at night right before bid So I've been
Speaker 2: planning to like where lingerie and just come out in heels,
Speaker 2: and I keep forgetting to do it because we get
Speaker 2: caught up in a good fucking movie, or we just
Speaker 2: get tired and then just end up being like I
Speaker 2: don't want to put this on. I will say this.
Speaker 2: I would make your own fucking calendar. Don't make a
Speaker 2: calendar where he's sharing it. I would make a calendar
Speaker 2: that literally tells yourself you need to be doing this shit.
Speaker 2: Because last night it hit me and I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: when is the last time I sucked this nigger without
Speaker 2: a T shirt that didn't have fucking saying on it,
Speaker 2: Like I just be tone to put you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, and that's not necessarily what keeps a relationship
Speaker 2: healthy either, Like having regular sex is cool, but sometimes
Speaker 2: it can turn into going through the motions. So I
Speaker 2: think it's almost akin to being in a rut. It's
Speaker 2: almost just like doing it because like, all right, let's
Speaker 2: put ourselves to sleep. So I would recommend doing a
Speaker 2: calendar for yourself, like we talk about in Noho's Barge,
Speaker 2: setting boundaries because nobody else is gonna set them for you, bitch,
Speaker 2: set a fucking schedule because if he's thinking it's corny,
Speaker 2: you actually have to do this. You don't want to
Speaker 2: play sim's that bad, bitch, get yourself some deep.
Speaker 1: So that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: Like, in terms of even the fact that your days
Speaker 3: off together are spent playing video games, I think.
Speaker 1: You should be kind of more clearly.
Speaker 3: You said neither of y'all like to take charge, but
Speaker 3: I think setting up a date night, Like if y'all
Speaker 3: have been together now for three years and now you
Speaker 3: feel like you're just getting bored, I think to bring
Speaker 3: back the excitement of going out, getting a date and
Speaker 3: making it to however you use the fuck when y'all
Speaker 3: were long distance relationships in a long distance relationship, and
Speaker 3: whatever you used to turn y'all on, maybe try to
Speaker 3: switch that back on. So set a date night with
Speaker 3: intent to suck his dick on the car ride home,
Speaker 3: Like have the intent to set up the play and
Speaker 3: then execute at the end. I think like a lot
Speaker 3: of times you can't think that like a date night
Speaker 3: is a basic thing to do, because you actually have
Speaker 3: to get a real hype for the date night. Find
Speaker 3: something that's sexy. Maybe it's a show where you live.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's even a lounge that just feels sexy. Put
Speaker 3: on lingerie underneath the clothes for the intent to fuck.
Speaker 3: I've realized I don't know if you can agree.
Speaker 2: The second I would even say, even when you're not
Speaker 2: in a relationship, this ain't even boyfriends shit to me.
Speaker 2: It could even be niggas that I've been fucking for years.
Speaker 2: The second you got one really good round where it
Speaker 2: kind of like changed your normal shit, whether it be
Speaker 2: lingerie or a different position or or a different room,
Speaker 2: then it spices up the next sex. Like I just
Speaker 2: think you guys aren't probably having a spicy X moment.
Speaker 1: That's really what it is. Because maybe he both were
Speaker 1: just good with fucking once a week.
Speaker 3: My mind just went to something really spicy, and I
Speaker 3: mean we like twelve minutes in.
Speaker 1: So I think we could start being like a little
Speaker 1: bit more graphic. Uh.
Speaker 3: I've been having a thing lately where even if they
Speaker 3: don't fuck me or maybe they're they're tired or something
Speaker 3: like that, I really have been enjoying pulling out a
Speaker 3: dildo and telling my partner to fuck me with it.
Speaker 1: I did it with this guy in La.
Speaker 3: I used to do it with my ex like in
Speaker 3: the morning if I still wanted to be fucked and
Speaker 3: he just didn't have all that energy for me, Like
Speaker 3: I'd be like, well, here you go, and I'd be like,
Speaker 3: fuck me.
Speaker 1: With this, so not me, here you go. You can
Speaker 1: put it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'd be like, Okay, well, if you ain't
Speaker 3: got enough dick for me, I gotta dick for me, okay,
Speaker 3: And all you gotta do is operate it. But I
Speaker 3: think that again, I mean, this could seem very simple,
Speaker 3: but pulling out toys, Weezy said, the possibility of you
Speaker 3: creating your own calendar and him not knowing. But maybe again,
Speaker 3: instead of sitting in front of the TV watching shows
Speaker 3: and playing video games. Maybe you literally set up fild trips,
Speaker 3: take a goddamn trip to the goddamn sex tour and
Speaker 3: pick some things out for y'all to try or do,
Speaker 3: like a night out at the strip club. Like I
Speaker 3: think always being in spaces that just remind you that
Speaker 3: sex can be fun and sex can be on the
Speaker 3: table in more ways than just the traditional route, then
Speaker 3: I think it brings the excitement and the spark back,
Speaker 3: and if you're looking for the spark, I think a
Speaker 3: field trip to the sex stour is always like you
Speaker 3: pick a toy and he gets a pick.
Speaker 2: He's a place that's like a low pressure strip club.
Speaker 1: There is a low pressure strip club.
Speaker 2: Bro, if anyone lives in New York, you have to
Speaker 2: go to this strip of It is called Pumps New York.
Speaker 2: It is in Williamsburg and it's kind of like death
Speaker 2: metal tattooed bitches. It's weird, but it's like kind of grungy,
Speaker 2: so it's cheap. If you sit at the bar, you
Speaker 2: have to tip each girl a dollar. It's just and
Speaker 2: it's like a bikini city bar type of vibe. But
Speaker 2: at the same time, it's just like whatever we're in
Speaker 2: Williamsburg for the day, let's go to pumps, and sometimes
Speaker 2: just being around the girls and being able to comment
Speaker 2: and obviously in good ways, you know, just being like ooh,
Speaker 2: this one's sexy, I like this, I like that. That
Speaker 2: shit be fun. You just gotta gotta remind yourself. And
Speaker 2: strip clubs to me, are very non threatening for spicing
Speaker 2: up relationships because hey, you're going home together, you're experiencing
Speaker 2: this together, and this is this bitch's job.
Speaker 1: It's to turn y'all on.
Speaker 3: So it's like, just literally go and be you. Okay,
Speaker 3: you wait, you just gave a place suggestion. I have two,
Speaker 3: one for LA, one for New York. So it's not
Speaker 3: a strip club. It's not a strip club. Neither of
Speaker 3: them are strip clubs. But in New York, I would
Speaker 3: suggest bathtub gin Gin. I love bathtub Gin especially like
Speaker 3: it's just the ambiance.
Speaker 1: Make sure you get a table because.
Speaker 3: Otherwise you'll be standing at the bar and you're not
Speaker 3: gonna get the full experience. But bathtub gin is really cute.
Speaker 3: And then in LA it's one.
Speaker 1: Of the places.
Speaker 3: Now I feel bad because I take any nigga that
Speaker 3: I meet in LA. Now it's like LA some often. Now,
Speaker 3: mister Wanderlust. It's downtown side of it, like the Ac Hotel.
Speaker 3: It's like there's like eight floors of stuff. But mister Wanderlust,
Speaker 3: when you walk in, there's a woman on an aerial
Speaker 3: hoop that's like in a burlesque outfit. And if you
Speaker 3: go early enough, they actually have a bur less performer
Speaker 3: that comes out from the center of the bar behind
Speaker 3: the bar, literally unsuspecting and it's just sexy. They do
Speaker 3: live music, but the ambiance is hot. And then if
Speaker 3: you even want to either dumb down the night, you
Speaker 3: can go to the rooftop and chilling drink or there's
Speaker 3: a club inside. And I'm not even gonna tell y'all
Speaker 3: the last time I went in there, I ended up
Speaker 3: making out with a bitch and almost had a threesome.
Speaker 3: So literally it's just one of these I haven't even
Speaker 3: told that story yet. I'm probably gonna share that on
Speaker 3: the Patreon, but it was the last time I was
Speaker 3: in La almost the best.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so mister Wanderlust in LA and then Bathtub
Speaker 3: Gen in New York. I don't think it has to
Speaker 3: be a full blown strip club, but any setting that
Speaker 3: you have to kind of dress up feel sexy. There's
Speaker 3: sexy people, there's like titty tassels, you drink a cute cocktail.
Speaker 1: It just that's the vibe to I want to suck
Speaker 1: your dick at the end of the night.
Speaker 3: And so anytime I want a date, if a nigga
Speaker 3: take me to a champagne piano bar, baby.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are we still here? I want to
Speaker 1: put it in my mouth.
Speaker 3: And so I suggest going to those type of spaces too,
Speaker 3: And so I think that that's the great thing weezy.
Speaker 3: And I just let you know, like a lot of
Speaker 3: people when they think about getting spicy and you know,
Speaker 3: not having sex, so much of.
Speaker 1: It starts outside of the bedroom. Bro.
Speaker 3: It starts out of the bedroom, set the mood outside
Speaker 3: of the bedroom.
Speaker 1: And I think that also.
Speaker 2: You think of getting spicy as the tools the things
Speaker 2: to bring in.
Speaker 1: I really believe getting spicy is the energy.
Speaker 2: Like for me, like even I'm making the comment, oh
Speaker 2: we're just fucking before bad a lot, I need to
Speaker 2: just do x y Z. Actually, to be honest with you,
Speaker 2: I'll spicy shit up. But I was talking crazy last
Speaker 2: night and I'm telling you sometimes you gotta step our
Speaker 2: dirty talk up too, which iall started googling shit.
Speaker 1: I was like, let me say something crazy. You were
Speaker 1: googling dirty talk.
Speaker 2: I was like, cause I was like wanting to do
Speaker 2: an episode around dirty talk and where it comes from.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, this could be cool. But
Speaker 2: then I was like, what would I use for myself?
Speaker 2: And one of the things I saw was if someone's
Speaker 2: fucking you and you want to like start sucking dig.
Speaker 1: It was let me taste how you make me feel.
Speaker 1: I want to taste what you're doing to me. I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, well, now I'm going to overshare something.
Speaker 1: He was looking at me. He was confused. He was like,
Speaker 1: about they hand me my own coucie juice. He was
Speaker 1: really lost. I'm going to overshare something.
Speaker 3: But this is also something if you want to get
Speaker 3: a little accessory. I recently went to the sex store
Speaker 3: because I was like, well, I'm going to show out
Speaker 3: my love boom.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm gonna show out.
Speaker 3: They had a butt plug that was like something that
Speaker 3: you know fit him, and so I don't know if
Speaker 3: you know, if you if you go online, you can
Speaker 3: google butt plugs. So if he's like a basketball fan,
Speaker 3: you can get a butt plug with a basketball if
Speaker 3: you if he's a football fan, you could have a
Speaker 3: football basketball.
Speaker 1: They also have butt plugs with sports teams.
Speaker 3: Bro, Like, you could almost get anything at the end
Speaker 3: of a butt plug. And so if you want to
Speaker 3: like make it exciting, what why are you covering your face? Bro?
Speaker 1: Hold on because you're laughing.
Speaker 3: Do not do not say I want you this is
Speaker 3: a picture of. But I'm gonna show you the bt
Speaker 3: plug I just bought and it was cute.
Speaker 2: Don't say what it's a picture of. They're gonna see
Speaker 2: you though, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm texting it to you.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure, but there's like mad different things that
Speaker 3: you can get in butt plug form that could be
Speaker 3: specific to the person.
Speaker 1: How is cu right?
Speaker 3: Sounds like I got something special for you and I
Speaker 3: bent over and it was a butt plug of something
Speaker 3: he liked.
Speaker 2: So uh the box of where Mandy got it from
Speaker 2: it says booty spot.
Speaker 1: That's all I see.
Speaker 3: A Well, they have a lot of eyes online, so
Speaker 3: if you could even customize some of your sex toys
Speaker 3: for your partner, I would absolutely recommend to do that
Speaker 3: as well, because that's a good way to spice it up.
Speaker 3: And let him know that you're intentional and that you
Speaker 3: pay attention to detail. So yeah, that would be my
Speaker 3: that would be my last bit of advice. We hope
Speaker 3: that this helps you. We hope that you get out
Speaker 3: of this dry spell, and we hope that you know
Speaker 3: you write us back and say you've been having the
Speaker 3: best sex of your life with your partner three years yay.
Speaker 3: If you want to send your questions into us, we
Speaker 3: will answer it here. On you got decisions, make sure
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Speaker 1: Don't call, We'll see you next week. Everybody, Bye, Happy
Speaker 1: home day. Ye simple?
Speaker 3: Then do the don red, the deep