Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow. I said from the beginning that the ski
Speaker 1: accident with Gwyneth was a smash and grab job. You're
Speaker 1: allowed to not like Gwyneth. You're allowed to think she's
Speaker 1: elitist and promotes things that aren't relatable to the masses.
Speaker 1: But the people on social media are so hypocritical and contradictory.
Speaker 1: TikTok is the land of bragging. Social media is the
Speaker 1: land of bragging. Look at my chanel Beg, Look at
Speaker 1: what I bought on vacation. Look at my expense of this,
Speaker 1: my yacht, my Ferrari Rolex, all of this, And then
Speaker 1: you're gonna single out Gwyneth Paltrow for being the one
Speaker 1: person who represents wealth. She works, she's standing around wearing
Speaker 1: no makeup. There are other people that are totally filtered
Speaker 1: within an inch of their lives, and those people are celebrated.
Speaker 1: The Kardashians are wrapping cars in gold and silver and pink,
Speaker 1: and you know, filtering bones out of their bodies and
Speaker 1: wearing airmez all day and doing these expensive things no problem.
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow goes into court with no makeup and has
Speaker 1: talked about bone broth and wheat grass and everyone hates
Speaker 1: her for it because she's a NEPO baby. Last I checked,
Speaker 1: it wasn't illegal to be born into a wealthy family.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how she reverses that she doesn't go
Speaker 1: out and shop all day at Prada. She work, She
Speaker 1: has a business and none. Everybody is relatable to all.
Speaker 1: Airmes is not relatable to all do your blush and
Speaker 1: sixty dollars highlighter and Charlotte Silbury pillow talk is not
Speaker 1: relatable to the people that want to buy wet and wild.
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow is not relatable to people who shop at Walmart. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a seat for every s. But she can't start
Speaker 1: hating on her and making fun of her and making
Speaker 1: fun of her appearance because she's telling you the truth
Speaker 1: about what she ate for bone broth. You may not
Speaker 1: like it. Oh, she's in a position of power, so
Speaker 1: she's influencing young people to, you know, eat in a
Speaker 1: way that's not realistic. Well, is Chloe Kardashian wearing an
Speaker 1: Aramas bag influencing tweens that it's okay to have a
Speaker 1: fifteen thousand dollars bag, or is Chloe allow to be
Speaker 1: rich and live her life and your tween should know
Speaker 1: the difference or just not. That's not her content. I
Speaker 1: just I'm saying, like Gwyneth Paltrow did not settle with
Speaker 1: that guy, which many people took issue with, because she
Speaker 1: doesn't want to be the example of someone to come
Speaker 1: and just fuck with because she's famous that you're gonna say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sue her. I'm gonna sue her. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: become famous and she's gonna settle, She's gonna give me money,
Speaker 1: and then everyone's gonna think I'm guilty. Gwyneth Paltrow for
Speaker 1: seven years had to endure people think you should fucking
Speaker 1: hit and run somebody on a mountain. Now you cannot
Speaker 1: like her. I don't know any I don't know her.
Speaker 1: I know nothing more than what you know about her
Speaker 1: except that her scalp scrub is good. But I do
Speaker 1: know that I've been to court and I've had to
Speaker 1: endure my reputation really taking a fucking hit, and I
Speaker 1: wanted my name cleared. She wanted to not be the
Speaker 1: person who hit somebody on the mountain when only her
Speaker 1: and that guy knew the truth was, which is it
Speaker 1: was a fucking money grab, smash and grab, and good
Speaker 1: that he had to pay her law, that he had
Speaker 1: to pay her fees, her legal fees. So don't like
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow. That's fine. She can't come attacking her physical appearance,
Speaker 1: which she's probably so stressed out. It's been seven years
Speaker 1: and this thing finally came to fruition. Johnny Depp didn't
Speaker 1: look like a picnic on trial either, because he had
Speaker 1: the same type of experience. He was fucking dragged. Then
Speaker 1: he became a hero. Now Gwyneth will be the big
Speaker 1: hero of the universe because she won. Because the Internet
Speaker 1: tells you, guys, how to think about something, how you're
Speaker 1: going to react. Guess what people thought Gwyneth was the
Speaker 1: devil now the pendulum swings. The Internet told us he
Speaker 1: smash and grabbed her. Just like everybody's so fucking hippoco
Speaker 1: critical and they're sitting in judgment. And it's, as Chris
Speaker 1: Rock said, selective outrage. You can celebrate and consume and
Speaker 1: indulge in and watch the content of girls going to
Speaker 1: buy new Range Rovers with hand stitched quilted interior and
Speaker 1: with their amaz bags, and you're celebrating them. Then you're
Speaker 1: gonna get mad at Gwyneth Paltrow for saying she ate
Speaker 1: bone broth and for telling you to get cupped cupping
Speaker 1: because you don't think it's relatable. It's not fucking relatable.
Speaker 1: Neither is buying tensionel bags on vacation and talking about
Speaker 1: it on social media. But that's happening, and you're just
Speaker 1: consuming all of it and deciding cherry picking who you
Speaker 1: want to fucking be mad at. It's so crazy. People
Speaker 1: are eating caviare all day long on TikTok. No one
Speaker 1: gets mad at them. Someone drinks bone broth and they're
Speaker 1: a fucking villain. It's so hypocritical and such bullshit. Gwyneth
Speaker 1: Paltrow has been made an example of for no fucking
Speaker 1: particular reason. She was born rich, she knew Steven Spielberg,
Speaker 1: he was her godfather. Okay, the fuck is she's supposed
Speaker 1: to do me Benjamin Button and Rewind and go back
Speaker 1: in time and beg to have come out of someone
Speaker 1: else's vagina. The fuck makes no sense. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: planning to people on vacation. People but I don't associate
Speaker 1: with at home texting me I'm here too, Who cares?
Speaker 1: I don't see you at home. I'm here too, Okay,
Speaker 1: text me in New York back, I'm here. I live
Speaker 1: here too. I know we don't hang out here, So
Speaker 1: why are you telling me I'm here too in another
Speaker 1: country that I waited on line and had clear and
Speaker 1: fucking global entry and a passport and a big suitcase
Speaker 1: and have to go through costumes to go to I'm
Speaker 1: already aggravated. I'm internationally traveling with expanded suitcase. You think
Speaker 1: I want to see you here. I have a limited
Speaker 1: number of days on my vacation. I would have liked
Speaker 1: to stay another day. It was expensive. It was so
Speaker 1: expensive in my hotel. You think I'm gonna take some
Speaker 1: of that real estate time and see you. I don't
Speaker 1: see you at home, just once in a way tell me, hey,
Speaker 1: remind me I also live in the United States of America,
Speaker 1: or I also live in New York, or I also
Speaker 1: live in Boston. Because when if you told me that,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't mean I'd get any sooner to seeing you.
Speaker 1: Are getting together with you for a drink in the
Speaker 1: United States of America? What are the fucking aunts I'm
Speaker 1: gonna want to see you in another country? Who cares?
Speaker 1: That you're here. I don't care. I don't see you
Speaker 1: at home. People are fucking weird. I'm a I'm in
Speaker 1: a place that I have to pay to come to,
Speaker 1: pay to stay at, pay to go out to all
Speaker 1: my meals, or pay for room service. Now, so I
Speaker 1: have a I have a more rare time here, Like
Speaker 1: my minutes are more valuable here. I don't take time
Speaker 1: out of that not valued real estate time. I'm just
Speaker 1: fucking doing nothing, doing beauty reviews, sitting in fuzzy pajamas
Speaker 1: from old navy. Why would I That's the time i'd
Speaker 1: see you. If any and I don't see you there,
Speaker 1: that's the time I could fuck around and do nothing.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter here. I got valuable, valuable, valuable real
Speaker 1: estate time, Like this is valuable. Don't fucking text me
Speaker 1: if you're another country and I don't see you on
Speaker 1: our own it doesn't make any goddamn sense. The last
Speaker 1: place you want to see someone that you don't already
Speaker 1: talk to is on the vacation that you've waited up
Speaker 1: and saved up for, like it's valuable time, Like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, only two prin days a vacation. I'll wake
Speaker 1: up and look at print in the morning to be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Two more sleeps were like crying and panicking.
Speaker 1: You know what I want to do today, Brian. I
Speaker 1: want to go to the beach. I want to go shopping.
Speaker 1: I want to see the taj Mahal, and I want
Speaker 1: to see someone that I don't fucking care about at
Speaker 1: home who texted me that they're also here. Does that
Speaker 1: make any sense at all? It doesn't. Oh, I saved
Speaker 1: my whole life to go visit the Pyramids. I waited
Speaker 1: my whole life to go visit the Pyramids. I planned something,
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of money. I have an itinerary.
Speaker 1: Maybe I have a guide. Brin and I are sharing
Speaker 1: this meaningful experience. I went to a private island. I
Speaker 1: have a room that looks over the water, and I
Speaker 1: could see fish under my feet. You know what I
Speaker 1: want to do? Hang out with someone that I don't
Speaker 1: hang out with at home. They're not high enough on
Speaker 1: my list that I don't want to hang out with
Speaker 1: them when I have nothing to do and I'm bored
Speaker 1: at home looking like a fucking train wreck. It's the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing. Do not text people that happened to be
Speaker 1: in the same place that you're in. If you don't
Speaker 1: text them at home or you don't see them at home,
Speaker 1: it doesn't make any fucking goddamn sense.