1 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow. I said from the beginning that the ski 2 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,120 Speaker 1: accident with Gwyneth was a smash and grab job. You're 3 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: allowed to not like Gwyneth. You're allowed to think she's 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,240 Speaker 1: elitist and promotes things that aren't relatable to the masses. 5 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: But the people on social media are so hypocritical and contradictory. 6 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: TikTok is the land of bragging. Social media is the 7 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: land of bragging. Look at my chanel Beg, Look at 8 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 1: what I bought on vacation. Look at my expense of this, 9 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 1: my yacht, my Ferrari Rolex, all of this, And then 10 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: you're gonna single out Gwyneth Paltrow for being the one 11 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: person who represents wealth. She works, she's standing around wearing 12 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: no makeup. There are other people that are totally filtered 13 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: within an inch of their lives, and those people are celebrated. 14 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: The Kardashians are wrapping cars in gold and silver and pink, 15 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: and you know, filtering bones out of their bodies and 16 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: wearing airmez all day and doing these expensive things no problem. 17 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow goes into court with no makeup and has 18 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: talked about bone broth and wheat grass and everyone hates 19 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: her for it because she's a NEPO baby. Last I checked, 20 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 1: it wasn't illegal to be born into a wealthy family. 21 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 1: I'm not sure how she reverses that she doesn't go 22 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: out and shop all day at Prada. She work, She 23 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: has a business and none. Everybody is relatable to all. 24 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: Airmes is not relatable to all do your blush and 25 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: sixty dollars highlighter and Charlotte Silbury pillow talk is not 26 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: relatable to the people that want to buy wet and wild. 27 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow is not relatable to people who shop at Walmart. Okay, 28 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: there's a seat for every s. But she can't start 29 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: hating on her and making fun of her and making 30 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: fun of her appearance because she's telling you the truth 31 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: about what she ate for bone broth. You may not 32 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: like it. Oh, she's in a position of power, so 33 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 1: she's influencing young people to, you know, eat in a 34 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: way that's not realistic. Well, is Chloe Kardashian wearing an 35 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: Aramas bag influencing tweens that it's okay to have a 36 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: fifteen thousand dollars bag, or is Chloe allow to be 37 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: rich and live her life and your tween should know 38 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: the difference or just not. That's not her content. I 39 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: just I'm saying, like Gwyneth Paltrow did not settle with 40 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: that guy, which many people took issue with, because she 41 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 1: doesn't want to be the example of someone to come 42 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: and just fuck with because she's famous that you're gonna say, 43 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna sue her. I'm gonna sue her. I'm gonna 44 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: become famous and she's gonna settle, She's gonna give me money, 45 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: and then everyone's gonna think I'm guilty. Gwyneth Paltrow for 46 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: seven years had to endure people think you should fucking 47 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: hit and run somebody on a mountain. Now you cannot 48 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,119 Speaker 1: like her. I don't know any I don't know her. 49 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: I know nothing more than what you know about her 50 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 1: except that her scalp scrub is good. But I do 51 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: know that I've been to court and I've had to 52 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: endure my reputation really taking a fucking hit, and I 53 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: wanted my name cleared. She wanted to not be the 54 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: person who hit somebody on the mountain when only her 55 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: and that guy knew the truth was, which is it 56 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 1: was a fucking money grab, smash and grab, and good 57 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: that he had to pay her law, that he had 58 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 1: to pay her fees, her legal fees. So don't like 59 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow. That's fine. She can't come attacking her physical appearance, 60 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,359 Speaker 1: which she's probably so stressed out. It's been seven years 61 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: and this thing finally came to fruition. Johnny Depp didn't 62 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: look like a picnic on trial either, because he had 63 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: the same type of experience. He was fucking dragged. Then 64 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: he became a hero. Now Gwyneth will be the big 65 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: hero of the universe because she won. Because the Internet 66 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 1: tells you, guys, how to think about something, how you're 67 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: going to react. Guess what people thought Gwyneth was the 68 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: devil now the pendulum swings. The Internet told us he 69 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: smash and grabbed her. Just like everybody's so fucking hippoco 70 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: critical and they're sitting in judgment. And it's, as Chris 71 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: Rock said, selective outrage. You can celebrate and consume and 72 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: indulge in and watch the content of girls going to 73 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 1: buy new Range Rovers with hand stitched quilted interior and 74 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: with their amaz bags, and you're celebrating them. Then you're 75 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 1: gonna get mad at Gwyneth Paltrow for saying she ate 76 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 1: bone broth and for telling you to get cupped cupping 77 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 1: because you don't think it's relatable. It's not fucking relatable. 78 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:31,159 Speaker 1: Neither is buying tensionel bags on vacation and talking about 79 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 1: it on social media. But that's happening, and you're just 80 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: consuming all of it and deciding cherry picking who you 81 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,160 Speaker 1: want to fucking be mad at. It's so crazy. People 82 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: are eating caviare all day long on TikTok. No one 83 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: gets mad at them. Someone drinks bone broth and they're 84 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 1: a fucking villain. It's so hypocritical and such bullshit. Gwyneth 85 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,679 Speaker 1: Paltrow has been made an example of for no fucking 86 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: particular reason. She was born rich, she knew Steven Spielberg, 87 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 1: he was her godfather. Okay, the fuck is she's supposed 88 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: to do me Benjamin Button and Rewind and go back 89 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: in time and beg to have come out of someone 90 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:23,599 Speaker 1: else's vagina. The fuck makes no sense. Oh my god, 91 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: planning to people on vacation. People but I don't associate 92 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 1: with at home texting me I'm here too, Who cares? 93 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 1: I don't see you at home. I'm here too, Okay, 94 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: text me in New York back, I'm here. I live 95 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,480 Speaker 1: here too. I know we don't hang out here, So 96 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 1: why are you telling me I'm here too in another 97 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,719 Speaker 1: country that I waited on line and had clear and 98 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,600 Speaker 1: fucking global entry and a passport and a big suitcase 99 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 1: and have to go through costumes to go to I'm 100 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: already aggravated. I'm internationally traveling with expanded suitcase. You think 101 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,600 Speaker 1: I want to see you here. I have a limited 102 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: number of days on my vacation. I would have liked 103 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: to stay another day. It was expensive. It was so 104 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:07,919 Speaker 1: expensive in my hotel. You think I'm gonna take some 105 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: of that real estate time and see you. I don't 106 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,359 Speaker 1: see you at home, just once in a way tell me, hey, 107 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 1: remind me I also live in the United States of America, 108 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: or I also live in New York, or I also 109 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: live in Boston. Because when if you told me that, 110 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: it wouldn't mean I'd get any sooner to seeing you. 111 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 1: Are getting together with you for a drink in the 112 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 1: United States of America? What are the fucking aunts I'm 113 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 1: gonna want to see you in another country? Who cares? 114 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: That you're here. I don't care. I don't see you 115 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: at home. People are fucking weird. I'm a I'm in 116 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 1: a place that I have to pay to come to, 117 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 1: pay to stay at, pay to go out to all 118 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:48,680 Speaker 1: my meals, or pay for room service. Now, so I 119 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: have a I have a more rare time here, Like 120 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 1: my minutes are more valuable here. I don't take time 121 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 1: out of that not valued real estate time. I'm just 122 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:04,160 Speaker 1: fucking doing nothing, doing beauty reviews, sitting in fuzzy pajamas 123 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:08,039 Speaker 1: from old navy. Why would I That's the time i'd 124 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,560 Speaker 1: see you. If any and I don't see you there, 125 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,679 Speaker 1: that's the time I could fuck around and do nothing. 126 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter here. I got valuable, valuable, valuable real 127 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 1: estate time, Like this is valuable. Don't fucking text me 128 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 1: if you're another country and I don't see you on 129 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 1: our own it doesn't make any goddamn sense. The last 130 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: place you want to see someone that you don't already 131 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:34,720 Speaker 1: talk to is on the vacation that you've waited up 132 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:39,200 Speaker 1: and saved up for, like it's valuable time, Like, oh 133 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 1: my god, only two prin days a vacation. I'll wake 134 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 1: up and look at print in the morning to be like, 135 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: oh my god. Two more sleeps were like crying and panicking. 136 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 1: You know what I want to do today, Brian. I 137 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,239 Speaker 1: want to go to the beach. I want to go shopping. 138 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,120 Speaker 1: I want to see the taj Mahal, and I want 139 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: to see someone that I don't fucking care about at 140 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 1: home who texted me that they're also here. Does that 141 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 1: make any sense at all? It doesn't. Oh, I saved 142 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,880 Speaker 1: my whole life to go visit the Pyramids. I waited 143 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 1: my whole life to go visit the Pyramids. I planned something, 144 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: I spent a lot of money. I have an itinerary. 145 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 1: Maybe I have a guide. Brin and I are sharing 146 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,280 Speaker 1: this meaningful experience. I went to a private island. I 147 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: have a room that looks over the water, and I 148 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,200 Speaker 1: could see fish under my feet. You know what I 149 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: want to do? Hang out with someone that I don't 150 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:26,720 Speaker 1: hang out with at home. They're not high enough on 151 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 1: my list that I don't want to hang out with 152 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: them when I have nothing to do and I'm bored 153 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:35,520 Speaker 1: at home looking like a fucking train wreck. It's the 154 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:40,200 Speaker 1: weirdest thing. Do not text people that happened to be 155 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,640 Speaker 1: in the same place that you're in. If you don't 156 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:46,320 Speaker 1: text them at home or you don't see them at home, 157 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: it doesn't make any fucking goddamn sense.