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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. This

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Speaker 1: one's interesting. The subject a quickie that will last a lifetime.

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Speaker 1: Quickie that will last a lifetime. It's not what you

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Speaker 1: think video. What I think can't be true. It might

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Speaker 1: be not what I'm talking right now, the nephew is

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Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. You'll see. Just hang on.

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Speaker 1: Is Kurt gone? Yes? And why y'all show Kurt gone? Yes,

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Speaker 1: he's gone. We said, by cool, here go to prank

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Speaker 1: queen in the church, vein church. But y'all show Kurt gone.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you're asked. Come on, come on, that's what

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Speaker 1: I said. Queen and the church man. Hide rent it Nail. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Dann brother brother Dan. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: because I'll see that. I'm trying to brother Dad, brother Dad. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this brother Scott from the Church and Belt the Baptist. Hello, brother, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I call you. I'm I'm trying to get a little

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Speaker 1: information about the church man and what's what's your schedule? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Will you drive the church? And what's what's your schedule?

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Speaker 1: I drove it Wednesday Fridays and Sundays. Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday,

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Speaker 1: Now Sunday, what what is that schedule? Oh, Sunday. I

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Speaker 1: usually start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably a

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Speaker 1: little earlier, depending on some of the elderly people that

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Speaker 1: I had to go pick up and bring to the church.

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Speaker 1: Make sure they get there okay, and get situated and

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Speaker 1: make sure they are on time for the service and whatnot. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and then you take them back home after service is over. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I try to get all of them back home, unless

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Speaker 1: they got family members or something that come up there

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Speaker 1: and meet him up there and want to take them

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Speaker 1: to Genna or something afterwards. But I usually get everybody

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Speaker 1: back home, okay. Okay. Now this class Sunday, which is

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Speaker 1: part of the reason why I'm calling you. Uh. They're

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Speaker 1: saying that some of the church uh members that was

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Speaker 1: on the band this Sunday. Uh, they are complaining saying

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Speaker 1: that that the church van was smealling like weed when

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Speaker 1: they got on there. Excuse me, they say the church

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Speaker 1: van was spading like weed when they got on there.

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Speaker 1: And you are the person that was driving them. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, not not not the van that that I'm drying.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I ain't smoke weed,

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Speaker 1: and no van, do you smoke weeds? I don't smoke weed.

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Speaker 1: I mean not currently. I mean I have before, but

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Speaker 1: I don't smoke weed now and I would we before.

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Speaker 1: Picking some people love to go to. Now where you from?

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Speaker 1: Who told you this? Well? All I know is what what?

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Speaker 1: What's coming down the pipeline? And they're saying that that.

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Speaker 1: A couple of the members came complaining, see see this

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Speaker 1: just happened last week about this pipeline. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to know who the pipeline is because just last week

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Speaker 1: they came and me talking about that. I I was

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Speaker 1: using the van to go places that I wanted to

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Speaker 1: go to on my personal time. Now I don't do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't do stuff like that. Now. I haven't had

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Speaker 1: a past, I haven't had a history, but I don't

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Speaker 1: do stuff like that. And I wouldn't smokeing No church fans,

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Speaker 1: So are you seriously talking? What? What? What? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: We're trying to We're trying to get to the bottom

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Speaker 1: of it and see what's going on with you. The

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Speaker 1: elderly person said, do you know which one, don't they

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Speaker 1: love me? Every Sunday then people tell me they loved me. Uh,

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Speaker 1: they say, I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen

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Speaker 1: they've ever met in their life. And so I really

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Speaker 1: find it hard to believe that you you you getting

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Speaker 1: the type of complaints about me what I'm saying to me,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, who we I don't know what that means

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Speaker 1: or nothing like that. Look, brothers, I don't know you

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Speaker 1: too well, and I know you don't know me. But

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Speaker 1: I've been driving this van as as as a point

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Speaker 1: to try to change my life and where I come from.

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Speaker 1: So this was was something that I wanted to volunteer

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Speaker 1: even though I'm getting paid to give my time to

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Speaker 1: do this for the church. And now this is like

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Speaker 1: the second instance where y'all and came at me on

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Speaker 1: some stuff about like I'm trying to do something with

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Speaker 1: this van. Now, why would I disrespect the church van

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Speaker 1: by smoking weed and it and then letting the weed

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Speaker 1: stay in there so other people could sell it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so let me tell you what we're gonna do. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna go out here to the church. They hand to say,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go out here today and open it up. Now,

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Speaker 1: if we see any seasy anything around the driver's seat,

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Speaker 1: then then then then we're gonna We're gonna definitely uh

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Speaker 1: point open the van up. Man. I was raised in

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Speaker 1: that church. Man, My mama go to that church, my grandma.

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Speaker 1: See you go to that church. See the the reason

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Speaker 1: we even all at that church and think I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: mess up, They ain't by driving around in the band

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Speaker 1: full of elderly people smoking and don't want to weed.

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Speaker 1: But Dad, I don't know how to band smell like weed. Man,

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Speaker 1: Now I don't. I don't got the answers to these questions.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you that it wasn't me.

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Speaker 1: Did you have some weed in your pocket? It with

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Speaker 1: your swing? I ain't had no weed on me. Stop

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Speaker 1: trying to say like I had weed on me and

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Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get me nothing that I ain't had

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Speaker 1: no and we ain't had no weed on me. Okay, Now,

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Speaker 1: you ain't gonna miss up my name or my family's

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Speaker 1: name in this church and disrespect us like this. Now,

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Speaker 1: We've been helping this church for years and I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to tell you that I ain't riding around and no

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Speaker 1: bands smoking, no weed with no elderly people. Did you

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Speaker 1: ask any of the elderly people if they had any

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Speaker 1: weed on them? Uh? No, we didn't know. No, I

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Speaker 1: didn't think about it. No elderly people having no weed.

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Speaker 1: So you just assume it's me what one of them?

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Speaker 1: Guy got colma or something? What? What? What? You know? What?

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Speaker 1: You know? Who? I think? Did you know who I

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Speaker 1: think the weed belonged to? Oh? I think I think

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Speaker 1: that we belong And if you time from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey show, Damn, you just got preak. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you just got pre name. His name is brother, uh

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Speaker 1: brother Lawrence, Lawrence, Lawrence. Oh, Larry called her Larry. But

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Speaker 1: tell Larry, tell Larry here in trouble with me? Hi, Man,

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing that I got one more

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Speaker 1: thing to ask you, man, what is the baddest and

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Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Man,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Man, go No rich Man going on

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Speaker 1: the chill out the rest of the day. I trapped, Man,

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Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna smoke no weed. I got it, nap.

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Speaker 1: I heard it. If we did the church vand not

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Speaker 1: we in the church fast, I thought he said we

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Speaker 1: in the church but I got it, said weed boy?

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Speaker 1: Why not good? Can I ask you the question? So

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Speaker 1: it seems like the concern was the pronunciation of weed,

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Speaker 1: not the subject of the prank. That's what I got.

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Speaker 1: Nobody cared about what was in the band. They didn't

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Speaker 1: care about that. Okay, sure you see my pan Definitely

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Speaker 1: do hey tonight tomorrow. A question? What was wrong with

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Speaker 1: the pronunciation of what he said? Nothing? Nothing, I didn't

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Speaker 1: hear anything wrong with it. Thank you, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: You can get that off of YouTube. Weed in I

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Speaker 1: would be I would be in West Palm Beach tonight

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Speaker 1: tonight to tomorrow at one on Sunday. A few tickets

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Speaker 1: left and they're going like hotcakes in Arlington, that's Dallas, baby, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: At the Improv in Alington that's next week Thursday, Friday

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Speaker 1: and Saturday. The nephew will be there. Tickets on sale

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Speaker 1: right now. What what, I'm loving it. I'm living my

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Speaker 1: best life. I ain't going back and forth with you people,

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Speaker 1: living my best night. If you're right, you're awfully quiet

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Speaker 1: right now, so I'll tell you I don't associate with him.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, because I never know when it's quiet. If

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Speaker 1: you're proud if you're mad. Yeah, I'm gonna make you

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Speaker 1: proud this weekend. I'm gonna tell make you proud this

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Speaker 1: weekend Atlantic. I'll be like a dog on boo. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Up next, it is a strawberry letter

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Speaker 1: subject a quickie that will last a lifetime. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into it right after this