WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Saturn Not Uranus" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.360 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.360 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:34.680 In the air everywhere you have stumbled upon The Fifth 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:37.800 Hour with Ben math that's me talking to the third 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:42.919 person and Danny g Radio hanging out every day, no 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:49.159 days off, no days off, and it is the most 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:52.800 popular podcast of the weekend. The mail Bag Danny, it's 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:54.480 the mail Bag podcast. 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:56.480 Yeah, mail mother sucker. 0:00:56.880 --> 0:00:59.800 Not yet, No, no, no, not yet, because we had 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:01.400 asked to catch up. If you did not hear the 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:09.520 Friday podcast, our first international Fifth Hour contributor, I think 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:15.120 I don't believe we've had anyone on from across oceans 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:17.880 on the Fifth Hour. But if you didn't hear Friday's pike, 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.360 because we caught up with Jay Scoop. You know Jay Scoop. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.840 If you listened to the overnight show The Maelor show 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:25.840 during the week. Jay Scoop is a big part of that. 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:30.080 He's written songs for us, he's contributed content and the 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.440 talent shows, and he's just been a big supporter of 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:37.560 what we do. And he has traveled to the Ukraine 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:42.360 to help out in their battle with Russia, and we 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:46.760 caught up with him from a war zone. Danny, he 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.320 could have been bombed as he was talking to us 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:52.320 and giving us the inside skinny as he was calling 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:56.760 us from a this old it was a hotel room 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:58.400 in the Ukraine, but he said it was an old 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:02.480 communist building from communist Russians back in the day. So 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:06.120 pretty wild. And that was on Friday, and then yesterday 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:09.680 we had the normal nonsense from the Saturday podcast. But 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:13.480 let's get into the Safari Kingdom, which is not anything 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.600 like Animal Thunderdomes. I want to remind you a disclaimer. 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:20.520 This is a really unique, original piece of audio content 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:23.680 that was not hijacked from anything Danny G worked on 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:24.240 for years. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.839 You know, it's been taking extra weeks here to get 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:32.320 the final logo approved by Klay Travis. I think at 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:36.080 this point, Ben that they are hand drawing this logo, 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.720 so it's going to be one of the better podcast 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:39.960 logos in the world. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.520 I swear to God, may I recommend that you go 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:47.440 down to Santa Monica, which is where you were last weekend. 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:50.119 You go down to Santa Monica and they have these 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:54.680 guys that are cartoonists that will draw a logo for 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:58.120 you for like twenty bucks. Maybe tip them an extra 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.160 ten dollars, and then you take that, you scan it, 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:06.639 send it to the iHeartMedia corporate people and say, here 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:10.480 we go, I got my logo. We're good. O. No, 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:15.280 we need ten layers of bureaucracy is what we need. God, 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:22.840 that's what we need. As much red tape as we 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:26.440 possibly can get. That's what we have to do. Let's 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:30.120 speak of music. Let's go to ohio Al. Strike up 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:33.200 the band, It's. 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:34.920 Time for Ben Mallards. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:38.240 It's a furry kingdom with NYG Radio. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.440 Yeah. I wonder if those animal sounds were copywritten. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:47.160 I don't know what you're talking about. That sounds completely original. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:50.800 That's ohio Al who went into his garage and was 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:54.280 making those sounds. That's that came from, Well. 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.360 You do a duck, that's my duck. 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:04.440 But that was one of the great callers of all time. 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.840 But that guy didn't call back. He called twice and 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:07.400 that was it. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.920 I think that his duck is the only one I 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:11.000 have in the library. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:14.560 No, he did a bunch, this farmer from Georgia. I 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:17.280 remember the guy he called up. He has this big 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:23.480 personality and he was fun and laughing and debonair and 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:24.080 all that. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:24.400 And. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.680 He made all these animal sounds. He said, I'm on 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.640 my farm and I got, you know, I got your 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:31.520 duck over here, quack quack, and he got you know this. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:33.400 But you're right. 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:35.680 I don't remember the other animal sounds. I assume they 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:38.280 would be like a cow move, you know, something like that. 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:42.359 Yeah, I'll have to search the main brain at the 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:46.160 network and see if there's any more sound effects from him. 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:49.599 I don't think there was, though, So whoever was running 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:53.200 your controls back then only saved his duck. So it 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:57.119 must have been maybe a stay awake with Jake. 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:59.640 Yeah, it could have been Jake, warned, the great Jake Warner. 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:04.080 It was either Jake or you. If it wasn't you, it. 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.200 Wasn't it wasn't me, So it had to have been 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:07.640 Jake or Art Martinez. 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.880 That was an all time great call, all time great 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:14.680 overnight sports radio call. So here in the Safari Kingdom, 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.599 we start out with this. You have the long and 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.280 the short of it. This would be the short of it. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:24.800 You see the world's shortest dog has no Yeah, the 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:28.200 world's shortest dog. And what breed of dog do you 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:28.600 think it is? 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:33.000 Danny, Well, I think most people would guess that it 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:34.040 was a Wiener dog. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:38.120 A Wiener dog. No, not a Winner dog. I don't 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:41.600 think this is a Wiener dog. It's a Chihuahua. I 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.200 like the extended wiener. That's not a Wiener dog. 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:44.400 Right. 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:45.800 A Chihuahua is not a winner dog. 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:48.880 No, Chihuahua's a circumcised Wiener dog. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:54.920 So there's a Chihuahua name Pearl that has the record 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:59.559 as the smallest, shortest, tiniest, every gonna say it dog. 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:04.960 It's at just three point five to nine inches tall. 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.359 Well, how do they measure this? Do they stand the 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:08.960 dog on a tind legs? 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.839 I'm looking at some photographs. This is part of the 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:16.640 Guinness World Record people. This dog was presented on the 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:21.200 set of some TV show in Italy. It just happened 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:26.880 over the weekend. It's a two year old Chihuahua and 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:33.720 it's five inches long and weighs one point to two 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:39.160 pounds ef ef Yeah, I'll send you a photo here. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:42.159 Let me click this here, just listening, just pay attention, 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:46.080 just to entertain yourself for a second here, and it 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:51.080 looks like a little like a little but it's I 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:54.640 guess grown all the way I mean, it's Let me 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:56.480 see I sent, I think I sent twice. Let me 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.800 I get another image here. I'll send you. This is 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.640 the great if you're listening to the pattis it is 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:07.359 less standing up. It is less in height than a 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:14.080 standard thirty two ounce drink, like a plastic cup. Did 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:15.840 you get it? Did it come through? It did not? 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:17.360 No, it didn't come through. 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:20.000 Oh my god. Do I have any music we can 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.080 play while we're waiting for this thing to come through? 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:23.440 I do not understand. 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.240 I have that on hold music that I play whenever 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:36.800 you try to do your nicknames. 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:39.040 Oh you want my nicknames, Danny. 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:40.640 Oh that's not what I said. 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:46.720 You know what that's no, No, you secretly my my nicknames. 0:07:46.760 --> 0:07:47.360 That's what you're saying. 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:49.960 And that is on hold music. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.840 Will I wait for the for the message to go through? 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.480 And I don't know why it has a gone through. 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.760 We can this is not killing time. But I have 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:02.760 more nicknames than anyone in all of broadcasting. I have 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:07.480 been called, among other things, the Baron of Balderdash, Cucci, 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:16.360 Big gall Bladder, Benis, the Menace, Captain knee Jerk, the 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:22.840 Duke of the north Woods, General of degenerates, Tycoon of Tea's, 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:30.640 Master of Disaster, the hustler of filibuster, Master something Light 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:37.240 of Nightlife, pal About home Off, Pummeler of producers. But 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:41.360 I want to mount it. Benny Brightside manatee. 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.400 Oh look at that, What a cute little dog. 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:48.640 No, no, no, Manitee of insanity. Marconi Maller, bunny Line Mallard, 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:54.199 Emissary of embellishment, week Night windbag, slap me around a 0:08:54.200 --> 0:09:00.560 little bit, Wizard of Wacky, slayer of naysayers, Grand Goober Gab. 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:03.200 Maybe you can suck on it and that'll make it better. 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:10.800 Ola Ark of Dark, Tower of Babylon, Honest Adonis, nocturnal Colonel, 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:15.640 I'm on drugs right now, man the underdog of monologue, 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:19.400 and the Holy Pope of the Slippery Slope. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.280 And Boom goes to dynamite. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.600 Those are only some of my nicknames. Has the picture 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:25.920 come through yet, Danny g. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.640 Yeah, it came through a while ago, like on your 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:29.520 second nickname. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:31.880 I don't believe you. I think you're making that up. 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:33.480 I don't think it's come through yet. I don't think 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:36.200 you've gotten it. I think you're still standing by for that. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.760 And I don't understand why this thing is not going through. 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:43.720 It makes no sense. It's very annoying. I think what 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.800 they're waiting for is for me to give you the 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:50.720 rest of my nicknames. No, and then it will come through. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:54.079 Then. I'm staring at the picture right now. 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.440 Let me try it. Let me try this here, all right, 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:59.319 so some of my other nicktives. I'm gonna give you 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:01.720 the phone full manti while we wait for Danna to 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:02.679 get this. I don't. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:05.320 Yo. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:10.000 All right, fine, saved by. 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:14.880 It's wearing a diamond necklace. Yeah, what the hell? 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:20.280 That's the smallest dog in the world. According to the 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.439 people over at Guinness, looks like. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.319 A long lost member of Run DMC. 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:30.280 That's ah, it kind of looks like Bella. To be honest, 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.960 if you cut Bella's hair, it would that's what Bella 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:37.760 looks like. Man alive. Ohkay. That took a lot of effort. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:38.240 That was a lot. 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:40.400 Did not expect that much effort for the first story 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:44.240 of Safari Kingdom. Well here's a great story also from 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:48.600 the animal world. Have you seen the video did you 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:51.320 guys talk about this on Covino and Rich this last 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:55.800 week of an elephant that has learned how to peel 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.480 a banana? Do you see this one? 0:10:58.920 --> 0:10:59.199 No? 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:03.080 Yes? So this is wild. You say, how the hell 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.400 could an elephant they don't have hands, How could the 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:10.400 elephant possibly do this? Well, they learned at the Berlin Zoo. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:14.480 We go to Germany, the Berlin Zoo, and an elephant 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:18.200 there learned how to peel a banana after observing the 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:24.760 zoo keepers eating the banana. Then most elephants are like, hey, 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:26.719 I want a banana. I like the whole banana. I'll 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:30.600 be like the quarterback Will Levis of Kentucky who's going 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.160 to the NFL, who likes eating bananas with the skin 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.160 on it, doesn't mind it, And most elephants are like, 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:37.840 I'm not going to try to remove the skin. But 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:42.720 one elephant, the world's smartest elephant at the Berlin Zoo, 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:47.560 according to a story this week, we came across here 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:54.000 has somehow learned how to peel a banana, and scientists 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.439 are they're freaking out on this danny because they say 0:11:56.480 --> 0:12:01.520 it shows that the elephant has a whole new level 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.680 that they didn't think the elephant was capable of. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.720 How does the elephant get the balance to do that? 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:10.440 Is it step on it with a foot and then 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:11.280 use its trunk? 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:15.640 Well, they they use their their tusk, you know, the 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.320 big their tusk. What's the trunk, that's. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.800 What they use, just the trunk by itself. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:24.679 Yeah, So the video, the zoo keeper hands the elephant 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:29.440 the uh, the the banana, and then they toss it 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:33.080 down and they're they're able with their their trunk there 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:34.360 to to peel it back. 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:35.600 That's crazy. 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:40.480 Yeah, that's wild. So that's that's pretty cool. 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:40.840 All right. 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:43.439 What else do we add? Well, if you're in Tennessee, 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.080 I don't think this thing's been caught yet. 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:46.120 One of our. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:49.480 Listeners in Tennessee, Cliff and Nashville. One of the other 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:52.079 guys that listens in the Tennis state, Tennis. I know 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:55.120 it's a big state. Did you see there's a kangaroo 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:59.840 that escaped and is on the loose in Tennessee. Yeah, 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:03.360 a pet kangaroo is on the loose, how do you do? 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.920 And they're asked they're asking for the public's help in 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:11.520 trying to track down a nine month old kangaroo named 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:16.480 Bo that escaped from a family home family home. It 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:21.560 turns out that Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency does not require 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:25.560 permits for residents in the state of Tennessee to have kangaroos. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:28.760 So your buddy Klayt Travis can have a kangaroo if 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:33.240 he wants. Drum, dumb, drum, there you go, way did 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:33.480 he go? 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:37.160 So that means whoever finds it can adopt it. 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:41.000 They say the kangaroo the what they call them, the 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:43.719 marisopal is that what they call it marissopole or something 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:48.400 like that. I think that's the clinical termite. Yeah, I'm 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.880 not a scientist, I can play one. On the podcast, 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:56.520 they claim that the nine month old kangaroo has not 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.920 been outside very much and it got out because somebody 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:03.840 left the door open and somebody forgot to close the door, 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:09.000 so the thing bolted. And uh, we need our guy 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:11.880 from Australia, from Western Australia to help us out on 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.800 this because he's he's the expert. He's the guy that 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:18.400 his car was attacked. Remember his car got attacked by 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:22.880 and he told us the whole story about how kangaroos 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:27.120 when they see light, instead of freezing like a rabbit, 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:31.120 they run towards it. They're attracted to it out in 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:36.800 the backwoods of Australia. So would you want to have 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.080 a pet kangaroo, Danny, If you were allowed to have 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:42.520 a pet kangaroo, would you would you go down that road? 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:46.120 I don't think so because all the YouTube videos that 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.520 we've seen they look like they could be some mean 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:49.360 son of bitches. 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.160 I cannot get over that the photos that Ozzie was 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.760 our buddy from Western Australia sent in because those were 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:02.080 those were pretty pretty deep, pretty wid That's a lot. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.080 What else do we have on Safari Kingdom? How about 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:09.760 this one from the bee world? The bee world, they 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:16.120 say that male bees where perfume from different flowers to 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:21.240 try to attract their mates. It's according to new research 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:26.960 on obviously the bees buzzing around and all that. So 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:29.600 I don't know, but you think that you think that 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:35.040 they do this intentionally or whatever flowers or around them 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:37.440 is where they go. I'm a little skeptical on this one. 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:39.360 Well, we got a little bit of a battle because 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:43.400 on yesterday's podcast to Get Scientifical, you had the report 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:47.640 about the new perfume that's going to kill insects, perfume 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:49.200 on perfume Crime right here. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.520 Yeah, big weekend for perfume. Are we not on the 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:55.720 pulse of what the average podcast consumer wants to hear 0:15:57.040 --> 0:16:01.840 hot perfume talk. Yeah, that's just what you want. That's 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.320 just what you want. And we'll do one more and 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.520 then we'll get to the mailbag on the Safari Kingdom. 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.360 So the other story here I wanted to get to. 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.080 If you have a couple of extra bucks and you 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:14.720 want to own rhinos, good news, Danny, good news. The 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:20.000 world's largest rhino farm, which is in South Africa, is 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:25.360 for sale. Minimum bid ten million dollars. With that, you 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:29.920 get a bunch of rhinos. It requires a private army 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:34.560 to protect two thousand white rhinos. 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:39.120 Nice. Yeah, I've had hippos before in my life, but 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:39.960 never a rhino. 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:44.800 Well, I was a hungry, hungry hippo when I was 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:45.720 younger and I was growing up. 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:46.400 I was a hungry. 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:50.000 But the rhino horn is, according to the story I 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:53.120 was reading, is the most valuable thing you have not 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:55.040 in the most part, but it's more valuable than like 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.320 cocaine or gold. 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:01.600 This has drug dealer all over it. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:02.280 Yeah. 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:07.320 Yeah, So this place started when the white rhino was 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:10.360 becoming extinct, and so this is. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:11.159 A white rhino. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:15.359 Yeah, the white rhino racist. That sounds like a strip club. 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.600 But anyway, so I think that's a spearmit rhino. That's 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:22.040 a different type of So anyway, this guy puts some 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.639 a few rhinos together with his other rich friends, and 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:28.320 then they kept having babies and little baby rhinos. And 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:31.560 this is a generation ago and now this thing's gotten 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:36.760 completely out of control. And the reason the rhinos are 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:41.639 so valuable is because of the substance on their horns. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:44.359 Is it's the same stuff from like your fingernails and 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:49.199 all that. But in certain cultures, in Asian cultures, it 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:54.119 is believed that it has magical powers. For example, in Vietnam, 0:17:54.800 --> 0:18:01.399 they ground the herotine from the rhinos, so they grind 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:05.040 it into a powder and they think it is a 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:11.560 medicine to fight cancer. That's yeah, and that's that's not 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:14.359 proven scientifically, but that's what they think. And if people 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:14.760 think it. 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.640 So they do they poach on them then because they're 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:19.480 trying to get the medicine. 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:21.719 Well, yeah, that was the problem. And so this guy 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:25.639 who owned all the rhinos, he was like, well, I 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:28.280 found a way to take the rhino horns off without 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:31.520 hurting the rhino and then they'll grow back, So why 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:34.560 don't we do that? But everyone outlawed him from doing it, 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:37.040 so he couldn't make any money. So the guy's like, 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:42.720 he's blown his entire fortune. One hundred and forty three 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:45.720 million dollars. This guy has spent on these rhinos and 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:47.720 he can't get the money back, and now he's going 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:49.680 to sell He's in his eighties now, so he's like, ah, 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:52.280 I'll sell it. I'll get ten million dollars and get 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:56.440 out of here. In China, they wear the rhino horn 0:18:56.480 --> 0:19:01.000 as on like a bracelet or on certain other items 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:04.040 to indicate their wealth. It's like a sign of great 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:08.120 luxury if you have rhino on. How about the fact 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:13.040 that you need you need an army of people, including helicopter. 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:17.040 They have a helicopter that keeps track of possible poachers. 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:22.800 They have all kinds of sensors and all that. Because 0:19:23.400 --> 0:19:25.920 people are wanting to attack the rhinos so often and 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:27.320 that's nuts. 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:31.199 Male a lit man. That's crazy. Leave the damn rhinos alone. 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:35.000 He got ten million, Danny, you can move to South 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:38.600 African and own two thousand white rhinos that are not 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:40.840 worth but they're worth a lot, but you can't actually 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:41.320 sell them. 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:45.360 So I'm eoe man. I'd have some black rhinos too. 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:46.199 I hear you. 0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:48.520 I hear you, you'd mixed. Well, what have you put 0:19:48.520 --> 0:19:51.080 a there's a there's a joke there. But I think 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:54.520 we'll leave it. Let's get to the mail bag. Right now, 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:55.359 here we go. 0:19:56.000 --> 0:20:10.560 It's this mail bag, and. 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:14.280 Right to it. We start out on the mail bag 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:19.080 with Neil from the Real Miami. Our buddy Neil. He says, 0:20:19.160 --> 0:20:22.359 not for long, though, guys, in a dramatic fashion. I 0:20:22.480 --> 0:20:26.240 just got an offer on the condo. This is a beautiful, 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:29.760 picturesque condo. It's in one of those skyscrapers in Miami, 0:20:30.280 --> 0:20:34.320 overlooking the Miami Heat Arena's beautiful luxury. He says, just 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:36.879 got an offer on this condo. And we are moving, 0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:43.560 changing the scene from the land of Cartoon of TNA 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:49.479 and Bentley's to Ashville closing May seventeenth, So I have 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:52.240 to cancel my plans. For the Malor Meet and Greet 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:55.560 in Minnesota, which was a free trip for me as 0:20:55.640 --> 0:21:01.359 my headquarters are in Minneapolis. He says, that's a bummer. Well, technically, 0:21:02.600 --> 0:21:05.600 I'm just saying here, Neil, that if you close on 0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:10.719 the seventeen, it's conceivable that you could still make it 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:14.280 on the nineteenth for the twentieth Malard Meet and greet. 0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:18.760 It's still an option. And sometimes these things get delayed 0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:20.960 or they end up closing earlier. 0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:23.960 Yeah, it's a good point. And I could see him 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:26.480 pulling up with a big U haul truck. 0:21:27.160 --> 0:21:30.399 Yeah, bring the family and bring all your crap. And 0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:34.840 I know that that's not exactly the direction you're planning 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:37.560 on heading. I think when I hear Ashville, I'm thinking 0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:42.440 of the Carolinas, Right, it's certainly conceivable. There's I'm sure 0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:46.880 there's more than one one of those locations with that name. 0:21:46.960 --> 0:21:49.320 Let me let me look it up here, North Carolina. 0:21:49.800 --> 0:21:53.320 Yeah, that's the one I've heard of. I haven't heard 0:21:53.359 --> 0:21:58.720 of any other Ashville's, so, but good luck with your 0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:02.040 your movies. Moving is a great opportunity to catch up 0:22:02.040 --> 0:22:05.000 on all the Fifth Hour podcasts that I missed since 0:22:05.040 --> 0:22:08.280 the end of January. But he says, guys, this is 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:12.439 your show, not mine, the real Neil or soon to 0:22:12.440 --> 0:22:15.560 be just Neil, not from the real Miami, Neil from Ashville. 0:22:16.560 --> 0:22:18.440 He says, here's my question for both of you. 0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:19.320 What is. 0:22:20.840 --> 0:22:24.720 The third place? Your third place? And he says, let 0:22:24.760 --> 0:22:28.359 me explain. Home is your first place. Work is your 0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:31.959 number two. Third place is a place you go to escape, 0:22:32.880 --> 0:22:37.000 and number three is different from everyone everyone else, like 0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:41.840 for example, Gascon would pick the gym casino for your 0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:45.159 crazy dude you interviewed once. Oh that's Scott Parrell. I 0:22:45.200 --> 0:22:49.520 think he's stopped yeah on the bench massage parlor for 0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:54.200 you know who? Well, what about for you? What about 0:22:54.440 --> 0:22:58.760 for you? So is this something you have to do 0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:01.639 a lot? That's my first question. This is something you 0:23:01.640 --> 0:23:05.240 have to regularly do, because my number three is not 0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:08.639 something I do all the time, but I've I enjoyed 0:23:08.680 --> 0:23:11.080 a lot. I'm a big fan. So I'm gonna say 0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:15.080 my number three is either sitting on a beach chair 0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:18.960 looking at the waves on the Mighty Pacific, or what 0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:20.520 I really love to do but I don't get to 0:23:20.520 --> 0:23:22.919 do it more than once a year is go to 0:23:22.960 --> 0:23:27.560 the sequoia A National Park and the giant forest and 0:23:28.560 --> 0:23:33.080 wander around and observe these three thousand year old trees 0:23:33.600 --> 0:23:37.160 and you feel like you're in Jurassic Park. I love it. 0:23:37.240 --> 0:23:39.320 I absolutely love it. What's your number three? 0:23:39.440 --> 0:23:39.760 Danny? 0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:44.160 From his examples, it sounds like something you do every week. 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:47.280 So, yeah, you don't have to spit at my answer, 0:23:47.400 --> 0:23:47.680 you know. 0:23:48.240 --> 0:23:50.880 I'm just saying, like, you know, do you go sit 0:23:50.920 --> 0:23:52.760 at the park like you used to do when you 0:23:52.840 --> 0:23:55.480 fed the ducks back in the day, because that probably 0:23:55.560 --> 0:23:57.000 was your third place back then. 0:23:57.760 --> 0:24:00.600 Yeah, that was my third And we're getting into the 0:24:00.800 --> 0:24:03.000 warmer time of the year, so we will be going 0:24:03.040 --> 0:24:04.920 to the beach quite a bit. So I if you 0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:09.240 pin me down for an answer, beach beach. 0:24:09.080 --> 0:24:12.760 Beach, Yeah, where I'm at. We're fifteen minutes away from 0:24:12.800 --> 0:24:15.840 the beach in the summer. Guess I would say that 0:24:15.880 --> 0:24:17.520 would be the third spot too. 0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:22.960 Okay, And Neil also says thank you for red killing 0:24:23.040 --> 0:24:27.679 me with roach Coach Reality on food Trucks, You're welcome. 0:24:28.200 --> 0:24:31.199 Guy named Amish writes in he says, originally from the 0:24:31.240 --> 0:24:33.680 five one three, currently living in the six to one four, 0:24:34.200 --> 0:24:38.879 have you guys ever visited my hometown of Cincinnati? Or 0:24:39.119 --> 0:24:42.640 King's Island up north in Mason. That's where Dan Patrick 0:24:43.840 --> 0:24:44.199 grew up. 0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:47.480 Oh yeah, I've heard DP talk about that before. 0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:52.879 Dan Pew. If you have, did you try Skyline or 0:24:52.880 --> 0:24:56.359 gold Star? Chili Chile is a big deal in Cincinnati. 0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:59.680 I am pro Skyline over gold Star. So to answer 0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:03.080 your question, I'll go first the Amish. I have not 0:25:04.240 --> 0:25:09.200 technically been in Cincinnati. I have been to the Cincinnati 0:25:09.320 --> 0:25:14.280 Kentucky Northern Kentucky NA International Airport, but that is actually 0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:19.800 in Kentucky, so I've changed flights in that airport a 0:25:19.800 --> 0:25:23.160 few times over the years, going to the Northeast when 0:25:23.240 --> 0:25:25.120 the people that were paying for the flight were too 0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:27.199 cheap to buy a direct flight, so I had to 0:25:27.240 --> 0:25:30.160 change flights. So I have stopped in Cincinnati, and it 0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:32.280 is on my list. I would love to do a 0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:34.800 show from Cincinnati, or maybe not do a show, do 0:25:34.840 --> 0:25:38.959 a mallor meet and greet from Cincinnati. We've got Minnesota 0:25:39.000 --> 0:25:43.240 coming up in May May twenty if hopefully going to 0:25:43.320 --> 0:25:46.399 get to Maine later this year, and I'd love to 0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:49.440 get to Cincinnati. The only problem with that, and I'll 0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:51.040 tell you right now, the only problem is that my 0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:56.000 wife would like to go to Europe. She would rather 0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:58.600 go to Europe, and I want to go to Cincinnati. 0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:00.359 Who do you think is win? 0:26:00.400 --> 0:26:02.440 Danny? Who do you think your wife he's gonna win? 0:26:02.960 --> 0:26:03.960 Probably so? Probably? 0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:04.080 So? 0:26:04.520 --> 0:26:07.000 Have you ever done any time in Cincinnati? Or excuse me, 0:26:07.040 --> 0:26:08.359 been to Cincinnati, Danny? 0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:11.320 No, I haven't. I would love to see a Reds 0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:16.679 game for whatever reason. My grandfather from San Jose before 0:26:16.680 --> 0:26:19.600 he passed away, when I would visit him in his garage, 0:26:20.000 --> 0:26:23.520 he had a whole bunch of Cincinnati Reds stickers and 0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:27.840 magnets on his refrigerator in his garage, and he told 0:26:27.880 --> 0:26:30.440 me that he was a fan of the Big Red Machine. 0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:34.119 And even though that wasn't his local team, he was 0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:37.040 a fan of that lineup. He loved those guys. So 0:26:37.600 --> 0:26:40.679 that would be cool. And we had Andy Furman or 0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:43.680 was it a listener who sent us Skyline chili in 0:26:43.720 --> 0:26:44.080 the mail? 0:26:44.200 --> 0:26:45.520 Remember Andy Furman? 0:26:45.920 --> 0:26:47.359 Was it Furman that sent it to us? 0:26:47.480 --> 0:26:50.240 He sent a nice gift pack. Two guys is enough. 0:26:50.040 --> 0:26:53.119 For me, that's right? And so we all went home 0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:55.760 and cooked it up. It was It was really good. 0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:56.360 I liked it. 0:26:57.000 --> 0:26:59.040 I did not end up cooking it up. I did 0:26:59.080 --> 0:27:00.720 not have these scyline Chili. 0:27:01.080 --> 0:27:02.000 What'd you do with it? 0:27:02.640 --> 0:27:06.840 I give it to Eddie. Oh, I don't even know 0:27:06.880 --> 0:27:08.800 if Eddie had it. I think he did. I don't 0:27:08.800 --> 0:27:09.080 think he. 0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:11.320 I don't think he liked it. Little taste. 0:27:12.600 --> 0:27:15.159 Lee in Phoenix Rights in thank You for that homish? 0:27:15.200 --> 0:27:19.520 Lee in Phoenix Rights Since says, did you know you're all? 0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:23.080 Do you know all your family's birthdays? Lee says, do 0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:26.320 you know all your family birthdays and anniversaries? 0:27:26.359 --> 0:27:26.479 No? 0:27:26.720 --> 0:27:29.280 Well, well technically know, Lee. If I didn't have my phone, 0:27:29.320 --> 0:27:32.240 I wouldn't know, But everything's in my phone, so I 0:27:32.240 --> 0:27:33.960 look at your phone. That's what we all did. Anyone 0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:34.959 memorize this stuff? 0:27:35.160 --> 0:27:38.000 I know, just like how most of us don't even 0:27:38.080 --> 0:27:42.320 know the phone numbers of our significant others and people 0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:45.520 around us. Like maybe we know one phone number, but 0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:49.359 remember when we were ben when when we were kids, 0:27:49.840 --> 0:27:52.440 we had a whole bunch of phone numbers and addresses 0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:55.720 in our heads all the time. And then once we 0:27:55.800 --> 0:27:58.920 got iPhones, no more, we don't have to memorize shit. 0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:03.280 Remember being a little boy and back in the day 0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:06.200 you just run amuck. And my mom before she let 0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:08.560 me run out, and the Orange Groves in Orange County. 0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:10.640 She's like, all right, you got to memorize my number. 0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:13.040 Repeat my number, repeat my number, repeat my number. And 0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:17.280 to this day the number does not exist anymore. I'm 0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:20.480 sure someone else has that number. They're all gone, my parents, 0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:26.760 but I can still repeat that home phone number, verbatim, verbatim. 0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:29.600 I know everything. That is the number I know, and 0:28:29.640 --> 0:28:32.040 it is tattooed in my brain. Danny, and you're probably 0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:34.760 the same way with the mom's number when you were 0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:35.239 growing up. 0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:38.080 And the whole thing, not just that. I remember the 0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:42.760 address for rialto California as a little kid because they 0:28:42.840 --> 0:28:47.160 made us recite the address. Let me hear the address, 0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:50.800 because they let us wander around the town back then, 0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:52.120 Oh for sure. 0:28:52.200 --> 0:28:54.560 Yeah, and be like, all right, get lost if it 0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:58.120 gets dark and you go to the store and tell 0:28:58.160 --> 0:29:01.520 the personal store your address, and they'll call the police 0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:03.960 and they'll take care and everything will be good there 0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:07.360 and all that. He'll Billy Mike rites into the mailbag. 0:29:07.480 --> 0:29:10.840 He says, Hey, big Ben and Danny g we've all 0:29:10.880 --> 0:29:13.440 been forced to see a chick flick from time to time. 0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:16.640 Have either of you found that you really liked one? 0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:20.640 And if so, what was it? Mine was the my 0:29:20.800 --> 0:29:24.720 Big Fat Greek Wedding, which turned out to be pretty funny, 0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:28.480 so funny, we watched the second one, which turned out 0:29:28.520 --> 0:29:32.160 to be even funnier. He says, also, did you admit 0:29:32.440 --> 0:29:35.840 it to your wife or girlfriend at the time, or 0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:39.239 did you keep it to yourself? So most movies these 0:29:39.320 --> 0:29:43.840 days are either action films or chick flicks because Hollywood's 0:29:43.880 --> 0:29:47.880 determined that's the audience they're going for, and women are 0:29:47.920 --> 0:29:50.960 usually the ones that decide what movie people see, and they, 0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:55.200 as a general stereotype, women like chick flicks. So yeah, 0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:56.880 I've seen a bunch of chick flicks. I did, like 0:29:57.360 --> 0:29:59.640 my Big Fat Greek wedding. The wind decks just spray 0:29:59.640 --> 0:30:03.560 wind de My wife would say that, I'm like that 0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:05.880 with garlic, Like you know how the guy would spray 0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:09.320 wind decks. Yeah, like, oh you gotta garlic, take garlic, 0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:13.320 you'll be fine. That's my wind decks and all that. 0:30:13.600 --> 0:30:16.280 I've seen a bunch I'm trying to think of off 0:30:16.280 --> 0:30:18.160 the top of my head. There's not one that really 0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:21.560 is popping into my head is like my all time favorite. 0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:24.200 But I can go back to the old days. Sleepless 0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:27.440 in Seattle. That was a chick flick there was. There 0:30:27.440 --> 0:30:29.560 have been a few sports movies that were actually chick 0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:33.000 flicks that were disguised as sports movies, which is a 0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:36.720 few baseball movies with Adam what Not, which is Kevin Coster, 0:30:36.960 --> 0:30:40.480 a few of the Any Danny, you look like you 0:30:40.560 --> 0:30:42.960 have something that you're dying to say. Here a chick flick. 0:30:42.760 --> 0:30:43.160 That you like. 0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:48.080 No, I was thinking about, Well, it's because I was 0:30:48.080 --> 0:30:50.600 thinking about her booty, first of all. But j Lo 0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:54.560 has been in some good chick flicks. I don't know 0:30:54.560 --> 0:30:56.640 if it's because I was attracted to her and so 0:30:57.120 --> 0:31:01.080 she made the movie awesome. She made the movie wonderful. 0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:05.520 But I think I think about that movie made in Manhattan. 0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:10.520 And then there's another movie she's in with Matthew McConaughey 0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:13.640 that I watched with my Wifey not too long ago. 0:31:13.960 --> 0:31:17.120 It's an older movie, but she's about to get hit 0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:19.840 by a dumpster and he saves her and he turns 0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:22.400 out to be a doctor and all this stuff. Now, 0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:26.120 if she's in the storyline, Ben, I can follow along 0:31:26.440 --> 0:31:28.520 with that storyline, even if it's cheesy. 0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:33.840 I got one pretty woman, right. 0:31:34.040 --> 0:31:35.440 Okay, that's a classic. 0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:37.000 That's a chick flick right. 0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:40.800 Yeah, that movie made it okay to be a prostitute. 0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:44.120 Yeah, it's like Kim Kardashian made it okay to be 0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:46.480 a porn star, and that movie made it okay to 0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:51.240 be just an old fashioned prostitute. Next up on the mailbag, 0:31:51.320 --> 0:31:54.360 Kyrie and Okase, He says, Hey, guys, how's it going. 0:31:54.400 --> 0:31:58.960 My question is is there a word or adjective that 0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:03.920 your wife used is constantly or even you use constantly 0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:09.200 like my wife is used using that's wild in like 0:32:09.280 --> 0:32:13.120 every other sentence that drives me nuts. Kyrie says, I 0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:16.680 believe she got it from you. Big Ben oh As 0:32:16.720 --> 0:32:20.120 always thinks for everything you do. So anything that your 0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:23.280 wife says repeatedly that gets under your skin, there, Danny, 0:32:23.280 --> 0:32:25.840 that is a what do they call it? A what's 0:32:25.880 --> 0:32:28.080 the term? I forget the term. There's a there's a 0:32:28.120 --> 0:32:30.920 clinical term for it when you keep repeating certain things. 0:32:31.040 --> 0:32:34.720 We know from working in radio that in the old days, 0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:37.320 we used to meet with program directors and they would say, 0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:39.760 they would nitpick. You know, you're using that word too much. 0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:40.520 You got to come up with it. 0:32:41.320 --> 0:32:43.320 They called it. They called it your crutch. 0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:46.200 Yeah, yeah, exactly, crutch. 0:32:46.680 --> 0:32:51.520 Yeah, word crutches, and so we're very aware of our 0:32:51.560 --> 0:32:57.040 own crutches. But uh my girl, you know what I've noticed, 0:32:57.080 --> 0:33:00.000 and I try not to mimic it. I do my best. 0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:05.080 She'll say and like and like, just like your usual 0:33:05.200 --> 0:33:08.480 southern California girl who lives near the beach. And then 0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:10.880 he was like, and I was like, and I was 0:33:10.920 --> 0:33:11.400 all and. 0:33:11.320 --> 0:33:11.960 He was all. 0:33:12.600 --> 0:33:15.760 And when somebody says that a lot around you, you 0:33:15.800 --> 0:33:19.280 start saying it too. So I'm guilty of it as 0:33:19.280 --> 0:33:21.880 well to I try to knock it off when I 0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:22.920 notice it, though. 0:33:23.920 --> 0:33:27.040 I'm the same way, and typically at the end of 0:33:27.080 --> 0:33:31.120 the week, as I'm trying to forget everything that happened 0:33:31.120 --> 0:33:33.080 on the show, but I will go back and in 0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:36.479 my head, I'm going to try to process did I 0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:39.720 fall into certain traps where I say the same. 0:33:39.480 --> 0:33:40.920 Word over and over again? 0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:47.080 And there are certain transition words that I will end 0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:50.200 up using that I realized I use them way too much, 0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:56.120 and so I've tried to enhance my lexicon. It's one 0:33:56.120 --> 0:33:58.920 of the reasons that I'm always attempting to add new 0:33:58.960 --> 0:34:03.760 words and unlock different parts of the language so I 0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:06.840 can keep it fresh, because I do not want to 0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:10.840 just have everything go stale, so I do attempt to 0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:14.920 add different words, and some of them stick, like hullabaloo, 0:34:16.239 --> 0:34:20.600 that's an example, or orange swaggle, things like that bya 0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:23.719 being by the boom, which I stole from Tony Soprano. 0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:27.680 Little things that you add to keep it fresh. But 0:34:27.719 --> 0:34:32.000 there are those difficult points where you realize that you 0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:35.000 have said the same word every show for the last 0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:39.239 week in a certain context. Why are you doing that? 0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:44.120 As far as my wife is concerned, she's been pretty 0:34:44.120 --> 0:34:45.920 good about changing up. Every once in a while, she'll 0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:49.239 fall into a trap. We all do, and sometimes I'll 0:34:49.239 --> 0:34:50.960 point it out, but often I won't because I do 0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:52.759 not want to start a fight. Danny and I try to. 0:34:54.360 --> 0:34:57.319 Yeah, just like how you never tell a woman during 0:34:57.320 --> 0:34:58.720 an argument to calm down. 0:35:00.239 --> 0:35:05.640 That is an escalator, that is pouring gasoline on a 0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:08.719 little ember, is what that is? That does not go well? 0:35:09.480 --> 0:35:12.160 Thanks Kyrie Terry in England, right since says, will you 0:35:12.239 --> 0:35:14.960 tell the story of why you had to stop attacking 0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:18.319 Major League Baseball? Did Scott call you during the day? 0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:19.840 Terry from England? 0:35:20.680 --> 0:35:23.680 Terry, I feel like bet is it because the Angels 0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:27.600 gave you a backstage pass and now you've made amends 0:35:27.640 --> 0:35:28.440 with Baseball. 0:35:29.280 --> 0:35:32.360 No, no, I can't tell the whole story until the 0:35:32.400 --> 0:35:34.720 company fires me again, and then I'll tell the whole story. 0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:37.440 So I will not do that right now. Here's what 0:35:37.520 --> 0:35:41.720 I will say, Terry. I got in the cross hairs 0:35:41.920 --> 0:35:46.600 of Major League Baseball. Some of the people at Baseball 0:35:46.800 --> 0:35:52.160 were monitoring our show, and they were a little upset 0:35:52.600 --> 0:36:01.960 with my constant barrage of attacks on the in Houston. 0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:04.920 They did not appreciate some of my commentary. They felt 0:36:04.920 --> 0:36:09.520 that I had crossed a line. They were in the process, 0:36:09.600 --> 0:36:13.719 major League Baseball of trying to run interference for the Astros, 0:36:13.920 --> 0:36:17.440 and I was someone in the media that was not 0:36:17.800 --> 0:36:22.040 playing along and I stepped on some toes there. And 0:36:22.080 --> 0:36:24.640 this is based on what I've heard. I don't know 0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:28.560 all the exact details, but it does appear that my 0:36:28.840 --> 0:36:33.880 commentary reached certain levels that it does not normally reach. Danny, 0:36:34.600 --> 0:36:38.520 and they decided to make some phone calls, and so 0:36:39.000 --> 0:36:41.560 I was called into the principal's office. 0:36:41.880 --> 0:36:44.880 Damn, you are enemy number one. 0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:47.480 Which to me tells me that I was on the 0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:51.040 right side of history that they were. If a multi 0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:54.839 billion dollar corporation is trying to stop the message from 0:36:54.880 --> 0:36:58.480 getting out. That tells me that message needs to get out. 0:36:58.520 --> 0:37:00.840 But no, I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong on that, Danny, 0:37:00.840 --> 0:37:01.879 I don't know, Maybe I'm wrong. 0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:05.160 Maybe did you like the tweets from Evan Gaddis? 0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:11.000 Yeah? Those are They're so powerful. Now, this is such 0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:13.480 an easy thing for these people that were part of 0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:16.799 the Astros. They're so they don't even realize they're disgraceful, pathetic, 0:37:16.920 --> 0:37:21.400 and everyone thinks this is cringeworthy. They're just like openly 0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:24.920 talking about it. They're not even afraid of anything because 0:37:24.960 --> 0:37:30.440 they know the Asstros. They have a guardian angel at 0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:35.840 the league office, a bodyguard, and they'll protect them. They 0:37:35.880 --> 0:37:37.719 can do whatever they want. They will never drown. There's 0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:39.040 always a lifeguard on duty. 0:37:39.760 --> 0:37:41.200 Screw those dudes. 0:37:42.840 --> 0:37:45.839 Alf the Alien, Opina writes in from the parking lot 0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:48.880 of the Basketball Hall of Fame. Ben, have you or 0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:52.840 would you ever consider adding a fun fact segment to 0:37:52.920 --> 0:37:58.080 the Fifth Hour podcast, possibly devoting an entire episode to 0:37:58.200 --> 0:38:01.799 fun facts. You could broadcast nine days a week. I'm 0:38:01.840 --> 0:38:04.520 sure Danny and missus Mallard would be all for it, 0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:08.240 unless they're not, He says, fun fact, I have never 0:38:08.520 --> 0:38:13.239 been to any of the three incarnations of the Basketball 0:38:13.280 --> 0:38:16.360 Hall of Fame that have existed in my lifetime. The 0:38:16.520 --> 0:38:20.239 closest I've come was two weeks ago when I took 0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:23.600 my wife for her birthday with my kids to a 0:38:23.640 --> 0:38:27.880 restaurant in the building that houses the shrine the Muffett McGraw. 0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:31.440 And he then sends a photo here says, see below 0:38:32.280 --> 0:38:37.080 a thirty five dollars drink that his wife shows for 0:38:37.239 --> 0:38:41.600 herself that came in a mini bathtub with four straws. 0:38:41.960 --> 0:38:42.320 Wow. 0:38:43.920 --> 0:38:45.600 So he lives right down the street from the Pro 0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:48.239 Basketball Fame. Never been there. I have only been to 0:38:48.640 --> 0:38:53.319 one of the big museums the Hall of Fames, and 0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:56.520 that was the Hall of Champions, the NCAA Hall of 0:38:56.600 --> 0:39:00.239 Champions in Indianapolis. And it was such a terrible museum. 0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:03.520 I no longer want to go to any other musicians. 0:39:03.920 --> 0:39:06.880 It was terrible. It was just they were trying to 0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:11.799 be politically correct, Danny. But I'm there to see the 0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:15.200 basketball in the football I'm not there to see the 0:39:15.320 --> 0:39:19.720 rowing people. I don't care about the softball team. I'm sorry, 0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:21.040 not sorry. 0:39:21.920 --> 0:39:23.600 What about Canton? Would you want to go to the 0:39:23.600 --> 0:39:24.680 football Hall of Fame? 0:39:25.719 --> 0:39:28.360 I don't know, like if your team. 0:39:28.239 --> 0:39:30.919 Was playing in the Hall of Fame game, you could 0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:31.520 double dip. 0:39:32.560 --> 0:39:33.160 No, I don't. 0:39:33.360 --> 0:39:35.319 I don't even like the Hall I'm so jaded these days. 0:39:35.320 --> 0:39:37.080 I don't even like the Hall of Fame game anymore. 0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:39.200 I'll tell you a story though. Years ago, I was 0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:41.719 driving from Buffalo back down to New York City. So 0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:43.920 I was driving through the middle of New York with 0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:47.600 my brother on the expressway there in New York, and 0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:51.960 there was a trip that we could have made to Cooperstown. 0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:55.640 I love baseball Cooperstown, New York. But it would have 0:39:55.719 --> 0:39:58.280 added in extra a couple of hours to the trip. 0:39:59.360 --> 0:40:01.759 I said, no, uh, he should have did it. 0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:06.239 You only get one shot, Like Eminem says. 0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:06.319 I know. 0:40:06.560 --> 0:40:09.239 I do like the presidential museums. I've been to a 0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:14.960 few of those, and I've been to three presidential museums, 0:40:15.880 --> 0:40:18.160 and those are kind of cool because they're interactive and 0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:22.480 I've enjoyed I've enjoyed those. Next up, we have Mike 0:40:22.560 --> 0:40:26.279 and Fullerton, he says, Ben and Danny g with all 0:40:26.360 --> 0:40:29.520 the Laker fans realizing they have no hope in the 0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:34.040 playoffs after barely squeaking by the shorthanded Timberwolves in the 0:40:34.080 --> 0:40:37.600 dopey playing games. I would like to do Danny G 0:40:37.760 --> 0:40:42.359 a favor by inviting him to hop onto the bandwagon 0:40:42.920 --> 0:40:46.520 for a team set for a title run, the people's team, 0:40:46.960 --> 0:40:50.640 the Clippers. There's room on the bandwagon for now, but 0:40:50.719 --> 0:40:54.680 it is filling up fast. Don't get left behind, Danny 0:40:54.760 --> 0:40:55.520 G Radio. 0:40:56.560 --> 0:41:00.239 He makes a good point, because the Clippers have an 0:41:00.239 --> 0:41:03.799 extraordinary history in the playoffs. I'd be a fool not 0:41:03.880 --> 0:41:05.160 to join your bandwagon. 0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:08.279 The street tells you what has happened, not what's going 0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:11.799 to happen. What is still wrong with the Clippers. And 0:41:11.880 --> 0:41:14.920 if history was the indicator, the Lakers would not be 0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:16.640 in the playing tournament the. 0:41:16.640 --> 0:41:19.120 Player and if I listened to you, they wouldn't be 0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:21.600 in the playoffs or playing or anything near it. 0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:25.080 How was I supposed to realize that the NBA would 0:41:25.440 --> 0:41:27.200 put the officials on the test. 0:41:27.480 --> 0:41:29.759 So there's always an excuse and a reason if they 0:41:29.800 --> 0:41:33.399 win anything, it's never going to change. So I get it. 0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:34.640 I get your storyline. 0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:40.080 Number one, It's not an excuse of its reality. 0:41:40.200 --> 0:41:43.160 So if the Wolves had pulled off that game, they 0:41:43.280 --> 0:41:45.560 missed all those shots at the end of the game 0:41:45.600 --> 0:41:48.480 they needed to make to put the Lakers away. They 0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:50.360 couldn't hit their shots there at the end of the 0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:53.919 fourth quarter, but if they had, then you still would 0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:56.560 be talking about how the refs were on the Lakers' payroll. 0:41:57.080 --> 0:42:01.000 Second point I would like to make here, dude, it officiating, 0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:04.440 and that the purpose of officiating is not to have 0:42:04.560 --> 0:42:08.400 lopsided games. You want, ultimately the game to be decided 0:42:08.440 --> 0:42:10.200 by the players on the field. 0:42:09.960 --> 0:42:10.719 Or the court. 0:42:10.880 --> 0:42:14.520 And if you sway it one way, and if you 0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:16.640 give a huge advantage to one team over the other, 0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:20.120 you then have taken that away from the players and 0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:23.520 you're now influencing the outcome of an event. And that's 0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:26.040 what's been going on in the NBA for years. And 0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:29.440 if I was a Laker historian, I would not admit. 0:42:29.160 --> 0:42:29.720 To it either. 0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:32.600 I would be like, oh, you're just a conspiracy guy 0:42:32.680 --> 0:42:35.000 and all that. I was texting a buddy of mine 0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:38.640 who's a historian, and he's like, well, you probably think 0:42:38.680 --> 0:42:42.239 that the Earth is flat. You're like Kyrie, and I'm like, Okay, 0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:44.120 of course you would say that, Because if I was 0:42:44.200 --> 0:42:47.000 the beneficiary of this kind of scam, I would not 0:42:47.120 --> 0:42:50.480 want anyone to out the scam. I get it, I 0:42:50.520 --> 0:42:50.960 get it. 0:42:51.520 --> 0:42:53.799 Enjoy. Kevin Durant enjoy it. 0:42:53.960 --> 0:42:56.799 I will enjoy when he gets hurt. Maybe he's already. 0:42:56.520 --> 0:42:58.800 Heard join Paul George on the bench. 0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:03.560 Mike said, please keep giving fun facts during Eddie's updates. 0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:06.840 The Bennetts might hate fun facts, but the listeners don't. 0:43:07.440 --> 0:43:10.439 It's my way of dressing up, touching up Eddie's work. 0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:13.520 That's my way, my homage to help Eddie out, because 0:43:13.560 --> 0:43:15.840 you know, sometimes Eddie just does the same exact update 0:43:15.880 --> 0:43:18.120 every hour, so I like to dress it up and 0:43:18.160 --> 0:43:22.399 add some fun facts. Clayton from Dodge City, Kansas rites 0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:25.080 in Clayton must be the reason when I do those 0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:28.440 Draftking commercials I have to give Kansas the casino in 0:43:28.520 --> 0:43:32.719 Kansas a plug. It's because of Clayton, must be. He says, 0:43:32.760 --> 0:43:37.720 have you ever hunted chinchillas? You ever hunted a chinchilla? 0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:40.480 That's I think a rodent. Isn't a chinchilla a rodent? 0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:47.239 I remember seeing a chininchilla coat on a movie. I've 0:43:47.280 --> 0:43:51.440 never actually seen a chinchilla in life, or even touched 0:43:51.440 --> 0:43:54.320 a chinchilla coat before of you. 0:43:54.360 --> 0:43:58.520 No, I have seen New York City subway rats, which 0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:02.480 I consider chinchillas the version of the chinchilla, because they're 0:44:02.520 --> 0:44:06.040 just rodents. They're part of the rodent family. You've seen one, 0:44:06.320 --> 0:44:06.960 you've seen them most. 0:44:07.080 --> 0:44:08.640 They have fancy fur, right. 0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:14.800 Supposedly, I've never hunted chinchillas. Are those big in Kansas? 0:44:14.840 --> 0:44:16.640 Or chinchilla is very popular in Kansas? 0:44:18.560 --> 0:44:21.399 Yeah, I'm looking. I'm looking at one right now. Wow, 0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:24.919 those are some. They're ugly and cute at the same time. 0:44:25.000 --> 0:44:26.600 That's that's impressive. 0:44:27.640 --> 0:44:31.759 So they've crossed the rubicon at some point. Yeah, so 0:44:32.000 --> 0:44:33.880 ugly you become cute. 0:44:34.000 --> 0:44:36.399 Well, they're no. The nice fur is what makes them 0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:40.839 look kind of like a like a fluffy cat. Let's say. 0:44:40.960 --> 0:44:45.279 They're slightly larger and more robust than ground squirrels. And 0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:47.880 they're native to South America. 0:44:48.680 --> 0:44:53.319 Some chinchilla fun facts. They can live up to up 0:44:53.360 --> 0:44:58.480 to twenty years as pets, but they need special care supposedly, 0:44:59.239 --> 0:45:03.080 and and they have the densest fur, as you said, 0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:09.000 of any land mammal, eighty hairs per follicle. So that's exciting. 0:45:10.920 --> 0:45:14.320 The fur trade for them goes back to the sixteenth century. 0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:19.480 It's popular due to its extremely soft feel, which is 0:45:19.560 --> 0:45:23.399 caused by the sprouting of sixty hairs on average from 0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:28.720 each hair follicle. The color is usually very even, which 0:45:28.800 --> 0:45:32.120 makes it ideal for small garments or the lining of 0:45:32.239 --> 0:45:33.640 larger ones. Interesting. 0:45:35.000 --> 0:45:37.920 Do we own stuff or do our wives own stuff 0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:41.880 with chinchilla fur? Probably so? 0:45:42.600 --> 0:45:46.000 I thinks I don't know. My girl's wearing a hoodie 0:45:46.080 --> 0:45:46.520 right now. 0:45:46.920 --> 0:45:51.040 Okay, well she's the ultimate excuse. She's got the trump out. 0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:54.040 What do you want? What do you expect? 0:45:55.320 --> 0:46:00.080 Daring? A living being? These things? They live in colony, 0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:04.160 up to one hundred individuals communicating. They squeak, bark and grunt. 0:46:04.920 --> 0:46:09.719 Oh wasn't that nice? Interesting anymore? Chinchilla fun facts? You 0:46:09.719 --> 0:46:10.120 want to shore? 0:46:10.280 --> 0:46:15.080 Yeah, they clean their fur by taking dust bats o' fun. 0:46:15.080 --> 0:46:18.520 In fact, they're active at dawn and dusk. They like 0:46:18.560 --> 0:46:23.399 it cool and dark, So do I cool and dark? 0:46:24.280 --> 0:46:24.680 There you go. 0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:27.839 They can sleep for long periods of time. They must 0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:28.879 listen to your live show. 0:46:29.719 --> 0:46:29.919 There. 0:46:32.200 --> 0:46:34.239 I think we're good on chinchilla fun facts. We will 0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:37.280 move on. Thank you for that. Clayton Nick and Wisconsin 0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:41.359 right senceays Moneyball Mallard and Daddy G. Besides Earth, which 0:46:41.400 --> 0:46:44.200 planet in our solar system do you think would be 0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:47.719 where you would want to live if all planets were inhabitable. 0:46:49.160 --> 0:46:52.680 So this is not a planet. But at night when 0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:54.520 I look up at the Moon, I'm like, why don't we. 0:46:54.480 --> 0:46:55.000 Just go there? 0:46:55.680 --> 0:46:59.319 Why don't we live on the moon. It'd be fun. 0:46:59.400 --> 0:47:01.279 We can live on the Moon and then every night 0:47:01.320 --> 0:47:03.319 people on Earth would look up and they'd look at us. 0:47:04.600 --> 0:47:05.040 Be fun. 0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:11.480 I mean, the coolest looking planet, of course, is Saturn. 0:47:12.880 --> 0:47:16.400 And my aunt, who worked for NASA for over forty years, 0:47:17.360 --> 0:47:20.640 she used to send me the coolest pictures that they 0:47:20.680 --> 0:47:25.880 took from space of Saturn, and I'm interested in that. 0:47:26.040 --> 0:47:29.160 I was always interested in that planet ben from the pictures. 0:47:29.600 --> 0:47:32.279 But that would be really cool to like look out 0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:34.200 and see the ring around your planet. 0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:37.680 Yeah. I have read some stuff over the years, and 0:47:37.680 --> 0:47:39.600 I don't know if this is real or bullshit. That 0:47:40.360 --> 0:47:43.040 like on Jupiter, they think some of the moons on 0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:48.640 Jupiter may actually allow that at some point, they might 0:47:48.719 --> 0:47:53.680 have allowed people creatures to live on them. I mean, 0:47:53.760 --> 0:47:55.120 Jupiter is pretty far away though. 0:47:55.920 --> 0:47:59.600 It says Jupiter is the beast to Saturn's beauty. 0:48:00.239 --> 0:48:05.920 Beauty and the beast. What about Pluto's little pebble, Pluto's 0:48:05.920 --> 0:48:08.120 the one that was a planet then wasn't a planet 0:48:08.160 --> 0:48:13.080 and then became a planet again, and wasn't Who's somebody 0:48:13.760 --> 0:48:17.319 was it Clayton Kershaw's grandfather or something like that was 0:48:17.360 --> 0:48:20.160 involved with Pluto? Right, wasn't that the story helped name 0:48:20.200 --> 0:48:21.200 Pluto or something? 0:48:21.840 --> 0:48:26.399 Yeah, that rings a bell. Jupiter takes its role as 0:48:26.440 --> 0:48:30.720 a gas giant very seriously. The behemoth is the biggest 0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:33.680 planet in the Solar system. Did you know that about Jupiter? 0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:37.759 I did not know that girls go. 0:48:37.760 --> 0:48:39.960 To Jupiter to get more stupider. 0:48:42.400 --> 0:48:47.400 Here it is. I was not wrong fighting Kershaw. Dodger Pitcher, 0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:54.080 his uncle, not his father or grandfather. His uncle, Clyde Tombao, 0:48:55.160 --> 0:49:00.600 discovered Pluto in nineteen thirty. Fun fact, daring, that's not 0:49:00.680 --> 0:49:02.680 my favorite kush Off fun factor. We talked about my 0:49:02.719 --> 0:49:07.719 favorite kershoffre jingles. So from the Solar system to the 0:49:07.840 --> 0:49:14.120 radio system. Yeah, Clayton Kershaw his father who worked in 0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:18.040 radio as a jingle singer in Dallas at the Great 0:49:18.120 --> 0:49:22.359 Jingle House in Dallas where we love jingles and his 0:49:22.440 --> 0:49:27.680 father saying those jingles back back in the day. One 0:49:27.719 --> 0:49:30.760 of the more successful sons of a radio person. 0:49:30.840 --> 0:49:31.080 I know. 0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:34.640 I was the guy that used to be our morning 0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:38.640 guy at Fox before Mark Patrick Mark Patrick on Sports 0:49:38.640 --> 0:49:43.680 from Indianapolis. His son became a closer for the Washington Nationals. 0:49:44.760 --> 0:49:47.799 And that's a fun story we've talked about years ago 0:49:48.239 --> 0:49:51.000 when Mark was working. I was doing the Overnight show 0:49:51.000 --> 0:49:53.680 and Mark was doing the morning show and he was 0:49:53.719 --> 0:49:56.239 in Indiana. I was in LA But we would correspond 0:49:56.320 --> 0:49:59.440 via email and his kid was in high school and 0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:03.239 was debate whether he was kind of letting me he 0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:06.799 was sharing his kid's story. His kid is a guy 0:50:06.880 --> 0:50:10.000 named Drew Storin who was a closer for the Washington 0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:12.960 Nationals and pitched for a couple of other teams. But 0:50:13.040 --> 0:50:14.640 he shared it so he's like, well, I was thinking 0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:16.400 about going to college, but he might go to the 0:50:17.040 --> 0:50:19.120 Gun He's gonna get drafted. And then he ended up 0:50:19.120 --> 0:50:22.479 going to college and eventually it was it was really 0:50:22.480 --> 0:50:24.560 cool following his career and I got to meet Drew 0:50:24.680 --> 0:50:28.000 when he came into Dodger Stadium with the Nationals and 0:50:28.480 --> 0:50:30.560 he had some big years and kind of flamed out. 0:50:30.640 --> 0:50:34.000 But he's the son of a radio guy. And there 0:50:34.120 --> 0:50:39.200 was a player for the Padres. Remember there was a 0:50:39.239 --> 0:50:42.359 writer named Ross Newhan for the La Times. Baseball writer. 0:50:42.800 --> 0:50:47.279 His son, David Newhan was like a fringe utility major 0:50:47.360 --> 0:50:48.280 League baseball player. 0:50:48.880 --> 0:50:49.719 So there's that. 0:50:50.560 --> 0:50:52.719 Oh my god, look at the clock here. 0:50:52.800 --> 0:50:57.719 Oh, because we did Animal Kingdom and then the mail bag, 0:50:57.760 --> 0:50:59.040 it was a bonus Sunday. 0:51:00.280 --> 0:51:02.520 Can we do rapid fire real quick? We're one thought 0:51:02.560 --> 0:51:05.880 on these Yeah, yes, rapid fire. Let's go er mailbag. 0:51:05.960 --> 0:51:09.880 Nick in Wisconsin is moneyball Mallard Daddy G. Besides Earth, 0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:12.279 which planet? We already did that? One bad job by me? 0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:16.160 Fred in Spring Texas, he says, sounds so flustered. I 0:51:16.239 --> 0:51:20.160 was so taken back by this rapid fire exactly. FREDA, 0:51:20.880 --> 0:51:24.400 don't buck fredit, Spring Texas, says Ben. Does your wife 0:51:24.440 --> 0:51:26.399 have any funny stories from her job as a nine 0:51:26.400 --> 0:51:30.359 one one operator? Yes, yes, we have a lot in common, Fred, Well, 0:51:30.840 --> 0:51:33.200 nine one one operators deal with the worst, the worst 0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:35.600 that call up people are dying and stuff. A lot 0:51:35.600 --> 0:51:39.839 of their job is alcoholics and drunks that call up 0:51:40.280 --> 0:51:43.359 that just needs somebody to talk to, much like my job. 0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:45.880 So we have that in common. We have that in common. 0:51:46.000 --> 0:51:48.000 Scott from Maine says Ben and Danny G. Do you 0:51:48.080 --> 0:51:54.200 guys like baseball analytics? No, No, too much, too much, 0:51:54.239 --> 0:51:56.640 analytics that I do not. It was fine, It's fine 0:51:56.719 --> 0:52:00.399 in a little bit, little bits, but too much moderation 0:52:00.640 --> 0:52:02.000 is the key with analytics. 0:52:02.239 --> 0:52:05.120 I would like it to be thirty percent of the game. 0:52:05.520 --> 0:52:08.400 Seventy percent should be your gut in your brain. 0:52:08.520 --> 0:52:12.640 Exactly, exactly exactly, and we'll just get out on this 0:52:12.760 --> 0:52:17.319 last one. From Mike in Minnesota, he says, Benny, any 0:52:17.440 --> 0:52:20.399 update if you haven't given it yet this weekend? Any 0:52:20.480 --> 0:52:26.319 update on the venue for the Minnesota meet and greet? Mike, No, No, unfortunately, 0:52:26.360 --> 0:52:30.120 no update. My friend Regina is working on that, along 0:52:30.160 --> 0:52:32.319 with a couple other listeners that have gone out looking 0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:37.200 at places. There is one local pub guy runs a 0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:40.200 bar in Minnesota who says that he's interested in hosting 0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:44.000 the event. So I've i gotta sell this, Danny. We're 0:52:44.040 --> 0:52:48.920 getting close to a month out, so I believe by April. 0:52:48.960 --> 0:52:51.520 I'm gonna set to date April twenty fifth. If we 0:52:51.560 --> 0:52:54.319 don't have a venue by April twenty fifth, I will 0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:57.680 then take over the full pursuit and we will have 0:52:57.760 --> 0:53:01.359 a venue by May first, and otherwise we can't do it. 0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:03.920 So I will have a venue selected by May first, 0:53:04.120 --> 0:53:07.160 but we at this point sitting here in mid April. 0:53:07.200 --> 0:53:11.880 We do not have something yet lockdown on this podcast. 0:53:11.920 --> 0:53:15.560 Today we found out that a killer backup plan is 0:53:15.600 --> 0:53:17.360 the back of Neil's U haul truck. 0:53:17.640 --> 0:53:21.280 Yes, Neil from Miami who's leaving and moving to Asheville, 0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:25.480 North Carolina, will be taking all of his family that 0:53:25.680 --> 0:53:28.000 live with him in Miami and will be taking them 0:53:28.040 --> 0:53:30.680 to Minnesota. They don't know this yet, and they'll be 0:53:30.719 --> 0:53:36.160 hanging out with hollering James and Hayes and all the 0:53:36.239 --> 0:53:39.720 other friends. Doc Mike's gonna be there. Quite the scene 0:53:39.760 --> 0:53:41.919 in Minnesota. This is gonna be the party of the year, 0:53:42.280 --> 0:53:46.200 the social event of the year in Minnesota. It's gonna 0:53:46.200 --> 0:53:48.319 be amazing. We'll get out. Thank you, Daddy, great job 0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:50.799 as we thank you for listening. Appreciate that. I'll be 0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:54.719 back on the radio tonight. I should be back unless 0:53:55.080 --> 0:53:57.960 unless something happens that will allow me not to be back. 0:53:57.960 --> 0:54:00.920 There is this possibility I might not beyond tonight. 0:54:01.200 --> 0:54:03.560 Uh uh oh, MLB getting in the way again. 0:54:03.840 --> 0:54:06.799 Oh no, no, no, no, there's there's one thing I'm 0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:10.000 waiting for. It's a yellow light. Most likely I'll be 0:54:10.080 --> 0:54:14.400 on tonight, possibly from a different location than the normal location, 0:54:14.440 --> 0:54:16.960 but otherwise I'll be back tomorrow and anything you want 0:54:17.000 --> 0:54:17.680 to promote. 0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:22.360 Danny, no, nothing right now, support Covino and rich On Monday. 0:54:22.400 --> 0:54:25.080 It's going to be a rare and appropriate day off 0:54:25.120 --> 0:54:27.799 for me as I take care of the WiFi and 0:54:27.880 --> 0:54:28.920 a doctor's appointment. 0:54:29.480 --> 0:54:32.880 Sounds good. Have a great rest of what is your weekend? 0:54:32.920 --> 0:54:35.360 If you're listening to us on Sunday, and if not, 0:54:36.520 --> 0:54:37.879 whenever you listen, have a great day. 0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:41.440 Asta pasta, got a murder. I gotta go.