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Speaker 1: All right, coming up in about four minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 1: It's my Straw Barry letter for today and the subject

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Speaker 1: is my ex was on my couch. Huh. Well, but

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Speaker 1: it could have been worse, now, it could have been worse,

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Speaker 1: could have been he could have been in the band. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing you want to do, is wake up

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Speaker 1: with your ex. That's the last thing you wanted. That's

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Speaker 1: not exy, that's not exty. That's not sexy either, Well

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Speaker 1: might be sexy anyway. All right, nephew, it's on you

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Speaker 1: time for the prank phone call. What you got? This

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Speaker 1: is the prank of decks, the prank of decks. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: the prank of decks. And we're about let's see two

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Speaker 1: hundred and eighty one, two hundred and eighty five. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to number three O two. Number three O two,

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Speaker 1: says told truck drive. Told truck Drive, when the last

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Speaker 1: thing you've been told shared? I can't, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: it's been a minute, but I have been told. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is what your this moment goes on in your

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Speaker 1: twenties when you get told and laugh, you know, you

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Speaker 1: know most of it this was tickets, but sometimes this

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Speaker 1: was just it just don't work no more. It just

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Speaker 1: I just gotta get it told in this right here

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Speaker 1: is the told truck driver, also known it's Candy Man.

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Speaker 1: Let's go capt off Candy Man. They just blew out

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Speaker 1: the whole electrical system in old Hello. Hello, I'm trying.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm trying to find Candy. Who is this?

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Speaker 1: It's Candy Man. Okay. You you are you the guy

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Speaker 1: with the toad truck. You're you're the told truck driver trucking. Okay, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: you jump started my girl's call three days ago and

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Speaker 1: blew the old electrical system out. Man, I did, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, let me get back to my truck. He said,

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Speaker 1: I did what man? You do jump people's vehicles when

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Speaker 1: they when they got a stall vehicle, don't you Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's what I do. I jumped vehicles. Yes, okay, so

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Speaker 1: you actually did my girl's car about three days ago. Man,

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Speaker 1: you y'all started her car. But now when you when

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Speaker 1: you over jumped it, it's what you did. Okay. You

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Speaker 1: didn't blow out the whole electrical system in the old car.

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Speaker 1: The dad board, everything is just completely out. And they

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Speaker 1: talk about this's gonna be my fifteen hundred dollars to

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Speaker 1: get fifty. I'm sorry now, who was this? My name

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Speaker 1: kimnop Man, But you mirl ceiler man? You jump started,

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Speaker 1: you over jumped hard car. Well just wait, wait a minute, Cannada.

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Speaker 1: There's no such thing as over jumping a car. You

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Speaker 1: can't over jump a car, man. Man, let me tell

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Speaker 1: you a couch now, whoever told you that? That's just now?

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Speaker 1: That's just hey. Let me tell you something. Man. You

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Speaker 1: overjump my girl's car, okay, and you blew out jump

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Speaker 1: a car? What do you mean you that's what you did? Man?

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Speaker 1: You didn't blow out the entire electrical system, the entire

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Speaker 1: dad's board. It's completely dead. The people at the dealership

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Speaker 1: saying it's gonna take fifteen hundred dollars to get this

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Speaker 1: thing backed up and running, well, you may want to

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Speaker 1: take a coupwe there, so they're trying to rip you off.

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Speaker 1: There's no such There ain't no such things over jumping

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Speaker 1: a car and blowing And then she drove off that day,

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Speaker 1: then she should be fine. I've jumped plenty of cars.

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Speaker 1: I jumped cars all day long. People always need to jump.

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Speaker 1: I know I've never overjumped its Look, you overjumped this car, okay,

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Speaker 1: and that's the reason why it's completely shut down. All

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Speaker 1: the fuses have blown out, everything is completely dead. You

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Speaker 1: overjumped the car, and now it's the fifteen hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: And the reason why I'm calling you is you should

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Speaker 1: be the person playing for this. No, no, hell no, no, Now,

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Speaker 1: that's sure ain't gonna happen. I'm not gonna pay for

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Speaker 1: something I didn't do. You did it. You don't one

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Speaker 1: overjumped it, man, You overjumped the car. I don't over

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Speaker 1: jumped cars. Now, and I wait a minute, and now wait,

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Speaker 1: just one it. Man, man, I'm not gonna argue with you.

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Speaker 1: I jumped cars all the time. And you mean to

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Speaker 1: tell me I overjumped your you ye're no, oh, you

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Speaker 1: know what you're gonna get you? Well, if I don't

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Speaker 1: get this fifteen hundred dollars, I'm sorry, he said, what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna get your swhoop? If I don't get this

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Speaker 1: fifteen hundred dollars to take care this whole car, in

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Speaker 1: the whole electrical system, well I tell you what. I'm

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Speaker 1: over here on Martin Luther King right now. And if

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Speaker 1: you're talking about whooping somebody, you bring it tone over here? Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't owd jumping cars and I don't. Oh you

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Speaker 1: know money is you only fifteen hundred dollars? You cut

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Speaker 1: your son of them? You owe me, don't hold you,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I well, don't doctor people like this, and

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Speaker 1: You know what You're gonna mess around and get your

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Speaker 1: And you're gonna get you what? Whoop in the mix

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Speaker 1: to all of this. Man, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: I need this fifteen hundred dollars today offs for tomorrow

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Speaker 1: so I can get my girl cost feels I don't

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Speaker 1: owe you. Well, did I jump this car off? Because

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Speaker 1: that exactly where I'll meet Yet you you drop my

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Speaker 1: her job. What street? Because I'm down there a lock.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what streeted, but she see words downtown.

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Speaker 1: So that's your problem. You're such a dumb she don't

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Speaker 1: even know what treat its own. And you know I

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Speaker 1: don't owe you fifteen hundred dollars. You are crazy, And

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Speaker 1: then let me get I'm fifteen huney. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: this fifteen hundred out you. Now you're gonna make a

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Speaker 1: gonna bring it the fifteen hundreds today or tomorrow? Na,

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Speaker 1: how you whooped? You got your five o'clock tomorrow son,

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Speaker 1: you ain't got away on tomorrow. I made my decision

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Speaker 1: right now. I ain't gonna happen. I ain't ever gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: I don't owe you, and if you can get it

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Speaker 1: gonna be a lone night for you, buddy. I don't

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Speaker 1: care how long it's gonna be. You're gonna get a

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Speaker 1: fifteen hundred dollars whopan, that's what you're gonna get. Candy

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Speaker 1: or candy man. You're gonna play. You're gonna play this

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Speaker 1: fifteen hundred dollars. You call me what you want to

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Speaker 1: call me, son, but I tell you that after you'll

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Speaker 1: call me something else. You country. Listen, Son, I've got

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Speaker 1: outside late waiting on me right now to look up

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Speaker 1: all right now. If you really want to find me,

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Speaker 1: you really want to find Kenny Man, everybody out there

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Speaker 1: knows how to find me. You understand me. So if

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Speaker 1: giving you fifteen hundred dollars. I'll tell you what I

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Speaker 1: want to tell you. This. This is Nephew called me

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Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got franked

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Speaker 1: by another record driver named you know what that sent?

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Speaker 1: So you know your listen to this because I owe

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Speaker 1: you a fifteen and then you have it, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: there's some more fools with me, and we're getting together

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Speaker 1: a bunch of fools on April Fools Night, starring Monique

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Speaker 1: Me hosted by Yours Julie, Nephew Tommy riding the Perry

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Speaker 1: Texas Trust down in Dallas, Texas. That's Saturday night, April first.

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Speaker 1: This coming Saturday, April Fools Comedy Jam tickets Own seal

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Speaker 1: Saying Laying in the Cut April to fifteen. The Laughing

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Speaker 1: Love Show. That's the Laughing Love Show. Nephew, Tommy, Bubba

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Speaker 1: Dub and Life Jennings. We're giving a little laughing look

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Speaker 1: and yeah, me and me and me and Bubba Dub

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Speaker 1: Tickets on sale right now. We will be up the

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Speaker 1: and chickens on shell red now, okay, all right, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right. Stupid is moving around the country. Stupid is

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Speaker 1: to a lot of laughs. Uh huh, all right, nephew,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next to it is a strawberry

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Speaker 1: letter subject My ex was on my couch. We'll find

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