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Speaker 1: Coming up out of about four minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is

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Speaker 1: I'd rather live in my truck than with my wife?

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Speaker 2: What whoa?

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Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about. Yeah, that doesn't sound.

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Speaker 3: Good, just moving around in there.

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Speaker 1: Yes, right now we'll get into the strawberry letter and

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Speaker 1: just a few because right now it is time for

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Speaker 1: the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: for us, nep We're.

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Speaker 4: Gonna put a little love on this, Shirley, a little

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Speaker 4: love on it. This right here is love, et cetera, love, love, etcetera.

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Speaker 4: All right, but you're gonna need that etcetera. Though is

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Speaker 4: it etc?

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Speaker 3: Or e c t.

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Speaker 4: I never could get that right? Is it when you

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Speaker 4: do etc? Et cetera? I doat so don't know how

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Speaker 4: to spend it, but etcetera. Okay, this is love. You

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Speaker 4: would think if I if I title my prank, that

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Speaker 4: I at least would know anyway?

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Speaker 3: Love. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Kaylan Kaylen.

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Speaker 2: No, she's not here right now. Who's speaking?

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Speaker 3: This is doctor Albert Listen. I was giving a call.

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Speaker 3: Are you able to leave a message for for me? Yeah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: would you let her know her sessions will be on

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Speaker 3: Wednesdays at seven thirty sessions?

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Speaker 2: What sesson you're talking about?

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Speaker 3: Session? Well, actually she signed up for class, an eight

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Speaker 3: week class and it's every Wednesday night at seven thirty.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what classes are you talking about? What kind of classes?

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Speaker 3: This is Love et cetera? Have you heard of us? No? Okay,

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Speaker 3: Well let me kind of give you a little briefing here.

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Speaker 3: Kaylen actually came in and filled out to take some classes,

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Speaker 3: and we're love et cetera. So we teach different things.

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Speaker 2: What is it like a seminar or something.

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Speaker 3: Well, we teach poor play, intimacy, sensual massages and things

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Speaker 3: like that. And she I was actually here when she

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Speaker 3: came and filled out the paperwork. She said she wanted

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Speaker 3: to screwce up her love life with her husband. Are

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Speaker 3: you her husband? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a husband. But what I'm saying is is

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Speaker 2: like a like a joint thing. Am I supposed to

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, this is actually her wanting to

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Speaker 3: Actually I'm a if you don't know about it, I'm

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Speaker 3: assuming she wants to surprise you and show you some

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Speaker 3: different things. When when she finishes her sessions.

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Speaker 2: So when did when did she come in? Like she

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Speaker 2: came in? Where are y'all located? First of all?

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, she actually came in a couple of weeks

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Speaker 3: ago and she filled out the paperwork. We're in the

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Speaker 3: downtown area. She filled it out. She said she was

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Speaker 3: very excited. She wanted to do some different things for

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Speaker 3: her husband. We just asked her she gets here a

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Speaker 3: little earlier, probably fifteen minutes earlier, so she can shower

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Speaker 3: and put a robe on, and then we can we

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Speaker 3: can start class. Who well, whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa.

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Speaker 2: Whoa shower, shower and rolls. What's that?

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Speaker 3: What's that for? I mean, you're not you're not upset

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Speaker 2: Now? I mean, I'm got no problem with you know us?

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Speaker 3: We mean we know.

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Speaker 2: I mean we married a couple, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: So you know anything, the spies, the spices of the marriage.

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Speaker 2: But you know, as far as me not being involved

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Speaker 2: and her going out the bard so and you're talking

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Speaker 2: she don't need to be there for no, no mess

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Speaker 3: Man, Well, no, no, sir, it's nothing like that. I

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Speaker 3: mean it's it's it's basically a class where people get

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Speaker 3: in touch with their with their sensitive side and you

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Speaker 3: get to actually, you know, you learn about four play.

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Speaker 3: What what takes?

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Speaker 2: You're talking about eight weeks? Though eight weeks? You must

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Speaker 2: even even eight weeks.

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Speaker 3: It's only one night a week. It's only on Wednesday,

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Speaker 3: So really you only have eight sessions. Eight sessions exactly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So why why did she have to have a

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Speaker 3: Well, you have to bring your rope, sir. Everyone showers

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Speaker 3: and then they put their robe on and we we

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Speaker 3: actually coached them through. Here's how four play goes. Here's

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Speaker 3: the intimacy, here's sensual massaging.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, fan you get you're getting it, twistay.

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Speaker 2: What I'm asking you is you you you're really not

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Speaker 2: explaining yourself enough. Like what do y'all do? Like class?

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Speaker 2: Like a classroom said, if I'm in the class, I'm

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Speaker 2: ain't no cold coming off, Ain't nobody taking no group showers,

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Speaker 2: carrying on? What you got what you're saying, like y'all have.

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Speaker 3: What's going on? Nothing, nothing like that at all. But

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Speaker 3: we do come in contact with our sensual side. Now

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Speaker 3: she will have a partner in class, she'll deal with

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Speaker 3: that one partner. It's not until the fourth session that

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Speaker 3: we really get into some strong physical contact.

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Speaker 2: Man, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: You're talking about a partner or like you talking about

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Speaker 2: another woman like some of our teammate and something. What

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Speaker 2: you're talking about you call out another.

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Speaker 3: Do everyone has the opposite sex partner?

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Speaker 2: Then you gotta be out your mind, sir. I don't

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Speaker 2: even you call Why are you even? Why are you

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Speaker 2: even calling me with this right here?

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Speaker 3: And if you have to understand, I'm I wasn't calling you.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to reach miss Kaylen.

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Speaker 2: I don't care who are you trying to reach. Man,

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Speaker 2: you called in my house talking about my wife on

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Speaker 2: some robe and some partners and they don't get physical

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Speaker 2: to the fourth session of carying ain't gonna be no

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Speaker 2: physical at all, sir.

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Speaker 3: Basically, your wife is trying to surprise you with a

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, hold on you just hold on.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna get this.

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Speaker 2: Striking down real quick.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, what are you What

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call my wife. That's what I'm about to say.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what you don't understand She's trying to It's not

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Speaker 3: good for you to call it.

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Speaker 2: She wants to surprise you my wife. You let me

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Speaker 2: had on my wife the way I want to handle it.

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Speaker 2: You hold on, hold on stately, this drew. You called

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Speaker 2: me back when you get this message, called me back

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Speaker 2: at the house as soon as you get to serve.

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Speaker 3: Hell, yeah, sir, she wants to surprise you.

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Speaker 2: Well, we got surprised already, all right. The first of all,

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Speaker 2: she ain't gonna be coming down to y'all little sessions.

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Speaker 2: Well where do y'all say, y'all do located that?

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Speaker 3: Again? We love, etcetera? Is there in the downtown area?

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Speaker 2: How much this thing foils to the cost anyway?

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Speaker 3: Well, like I said, she signed up for eight sessions.

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Speaker 3: It's uh one session per week. It's one hundred dollars

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Speaker 3: these sessions. She's already paid the eight hundred dollars, sir.

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Speaker 3: She pay what she's paid in full to do all

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Speaker 2: Man, I know else she ain't paying no, eight hundred

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Speaker 3: She's starting this coming winning.

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Speaker 2: She won't be there. I'm gonna tell you that right now.

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Speaker 2: And and if you if you got any of that money,

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Speaker 2: you got any of my money down there, you best

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Speaker 2: be coming back with it. I'm I'm sorry downtown, You're downtown.

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Speaker 2: I work downtown. So guess what. I will be there

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Speaker 2: tomorrow to get my money.

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Speaker 3: You love, et cetera is non refundable when people sign

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Speaker 3: up for these class you can't change your mind like that.

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Speaker 2: Look, man, that's paperwork. Don't don't tell me about what's

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Speaker 2: not refundable, what's refundable, what's not refundable, it's not sure what.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have my money back right in my aim.

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Speaker 3: Chris with the makeure, would you feel a little bit

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Speaker 3: more comfortable if I was her partner doing the sessions?

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Speaker 2: Are you married?

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Speaker 4: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I am. You are, okay, So let me have

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Speaker 3: My wife. My wife works for other men in the

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Speaker 3: sessions that God'll find.

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go there and knock your wife down

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Speaker 2: for by a good you know, year or whatever. And

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Speaker 2: then we're gonna see how you like, Sir, I'm not

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Speaker 2: gonna go back and forth. We ain't going back before us.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna get my money back,

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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna go on forward with my with my business.

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Speaker 2: And then don't call it house no more. Don't want

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Speaker 2: if all wife take a name off the little ledgend

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Speaker 2: or whatever. Ain't gonna be no classes player nothing.

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Speaker 3: We're non refundable. I keep telling you that.

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Speaker 2: Man, who do you think you wait? Even?

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Speaker 3: He said, sir, I'm talking to you. I keep telling

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Speaker 3: you we're non refunded.

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Speaker 2: Both don't tell me it's not refundable. Did he go

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: She has not us there. Right, he didn't use the

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Speaker 3: Right, But we've already partnered her up. We already have

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Speaker 3: a partner for her.

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Speaker 2: Can't help about that partner. Let the partner use your wife.

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Speaker 2: How about dad?

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Speaker 3: Hey, sir, quit bringing my wife.

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Speaker 2: Into bringing my wife into what I'm gonna bring your

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Speaker 2: wife into.

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Speaker 3: Maybe the problem is you. Maybe you're not doing what

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Speaker 2: You think you talking soon, I'm coming down there tomorrow

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Speaker 2: to come get money. Moan, you better have my money.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be your please.

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Speaker 3: What am I supposed to tell?

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Speaker 2: I don't know about it. That's not part of the

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Speaker 2: he's gonna get in Kick two.

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Speaker 3: Do you know who her partner is?

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Speaker 2: Apart me, I don't the only partner she got.

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Speaker 3: We partnered her up with nephew Tommy from the Steve

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Speaker 2: Man, y'all, y'all, y'all man, funny man, Tommy, is this time?

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Speaker 2: Is this timing? Doesn't have your timing this time?

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Speaker 3: Me?

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Speaker 2: Man, y'all play, y'all playing man? We got hey, that's

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Speaker 2: that's wrong.

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Speaker 3: Man, I gotta ask you. Come on, Joe, talk to me.

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Speaker 3: What's the baddest radio show in the last man? Steve

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Speaker 3: so bad? Did I keep you play too much?

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's what I'm supposed to do, call and play

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Speaker 4: too much.

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Speaker 3: That's that's the name of the game.

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Speaker 4: Baby, it's going down tonight Nashville, Tennessee. Zany's baby. The

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Speaker 4: nephew is already here. So get your mind right. Okay,

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Speaker 4: all right, First show, I think it's gone. Second show,

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Speaker 4: got a couple of tickets. Saturday Saturday show gone. Sunday

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Speaker 4: got by the eight tickets left. Yeah, the nephew is

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Speaker 4: here hot chicken. I'm gonna bring y'all some hot chicken

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Speaker 4: bag all right, So y'all call it you on some

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Speaker 4: hot chicken, because you in Houston. I can bring some

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Speaker 4: hot chicken back.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I want something I've been wanting, some hot chicken.

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Speaker 4: You get the hot I bring you now, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Angry Hatch, All right, nephew. Coming up next, strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is I'd rather live in my truck than

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Speaker 1: with my wife. We'll get into that right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening The Hardy Morning Show.