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Speaker 1: second date Update Today says the grossest, most embarrassing thing
Speaker 1: that has ever happened on a date happened to him.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he didn't say what it was. I'm really
Speaker 1: interested to find out. But before we do that, David,
Speaker 1: how are you here? You guys, I'm doing good about yourself. Good.
Speaker 1: You're recovering from whatever gross thing happened on your date? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 1: it was very embarrassing on my part. Leaf Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to find out what that is. But before we
Speaker 1: get there, first, let's find out about your date. What's
Speaker 1: her name? Bridget? Bridget? Okay? And where'd you meet? Bridget?
Speaker 1: We actually met on an online dating site. Okay. Have
Speaker 1: you done a lot of online dating prior to this? No,
Speaker 1: I'm actually quite the novice to it, but I've been
Speaker 1: single for a while. Let me ask you this, after
Speaker 1: this gross thing happened, will you ever online dating again?
Speaker 1: I will, for sure I'm not sure she will though.
Speaker 1: Now I'm really really curious. Well, what did you guys
Speaker 1: do on your date? We actually went to dinner by
Speaker 1: the waterfront, and how did that go? Everything at dinner
Speaker 1: was great, you know, we were getting to know one another,
Speaker 1: just learning a lot about her. You're right, gross, stop
Speaker 1: having conversation when you guys, When you guys were in
Speaker 1: the middle of the date, did you feel like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, this is like even better than I expected
Speaker 1: since you hadn't been online dating much. Absolutely, I was
Speaker 1: like enthused, you know, I was all about it. If
Speaker 1: everything went so well, why do you think she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back because of the gross thing? The cross
Speaker 1: thing was horrible. I'm what I'm thinking that she's not
Speaker 1: responding to me. Okay, now I have to know what
Speaker 1: it is. What's the gross thing that happened on your date? Well,
Speaker 1: let me shut it up for you. After dinner, her
Speaker 1: and I we decided to just take a nice little
Speaker 1: stroll down the waterfront, you know, enjoying the scenery, you know,
Speaker 1: the sights and sounds. We decided to grab some ice cream.
Speaker 1: You know, I was trying to be cute, charming, you know,
Speaker 1: little ice cream after dinner. It sounds romantic so far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, that's what the angle I was going for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, so we were walking and uh, we get
Speaker 1: to the end and it was perfect. It was beautiful.
Speaker 1: The sun was setting at the most opportune time. It
Speaker 1: just it just felt right. My instinct felt right. It
Speaker 1: was like at the moment, you know, and that's when
Speaker 1: you messed your pants. I was somebody's going in for
Speaker 1: a kiss. But maybe thankfully that didn't happen. Happened. Uh No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I went in for it. I went in for the kiss.
Speaker 1: But she wasn't like looking at me. So I kissed
Speaker 1: her on the neck. Okay, okay, and what you do?
Speaker 1: Did you get mad at that? No? She was very responsive.
Speaker 1: It was it was awesome. Like she looked at me.
Speaker 1: She closed her eyes and leaned in for the kiss.
Speaker 1: So I responded, Uh, and this is where it gets bad. Okay.
Speaker 1: So as I'm leaning in for the kiss, I have
Speaker 1: bad allergies. Uh, and something just hit my nose. I
Speaker 1: couldn't stop it, and I sneezed in her mouth. I
Speaker 1: sneezed into her mouth, so embarrassing that You're right, that
Speaker 1: is probably one of the grossest date stories I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: How do you? How do you recover from that? You're like,
Speaker 1: and what did she do? What did she do when
Speaker 1: you sneeze in her mouth? Oh my god? She gave
Speaker 1: me the most like horrified look, just like if I
Speaker 1: just like spit in her mouth, I might as well.
Speaker 1: Just are you one of those like big man sneezers too,
Speaker 1: Like when my husband sneezes, it's loud and it's gross,
Speaker 1: and they're spit that goes everywhere normally. Yeah, I am
Speaker 1: a loud sneeze here. However, this trying. I was trying
Speaker 1: to hold it back, so the volume wasn't as loud,
Speaker 1: but it was a little more liquidy. Man, were also
Speaker 1: eating ice cream too. We were eating ice cream. That
Speaker 1: is disgusting. I was eating cookies and cream. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't need to know the flavor of the ice cream
Speaker 1: that you spit into her mouth. Basically, so, she obviously
Speaker 1: was shocked by this. How did you react after that?
Speaker 1: I would have been mortified. I just immediately began to apologize.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm so sorry, this doesn't happen. Sorry this
Speaker 1: and that, I'm so sorry. I just can't apologize. It's
Speaker 1: like she should be cool. You know, it took her
Speaker 1: like ten seconds to realize what had just happened. That
Speaker 1: she was kind of mortified. And after that when she
Speaker 1: came back to she just kind of wanted to go home.
Speaker 1: Yeah I would too. I would just wanted to go
Speaker 1: home and turn on the hot showering and getting the
Speaker 1: fetal position and cry and cleaned my body off after
Speaker 1: that horrifying experience. So how did everything end with her? Then?
Speaker 1: After this? Well, it took her home and uh, you
Speaker 1: know it was a quiet car right, just hit the
Speaker 1: least and I walked her through her door. I attempted
Speaker 1: to try for one more, Like I leaned you try
Speaker 1: to kiss her, that is all move to try to
Speaker 1: kiss her again after you sneezed in her mouth so
Speaker 1: much got confidence. I mean I had to give it
Speaker 1: a shot, you know, take your lumps and walk away. Man. Yeah, back,
Speaker 1: Like she pulled her head back and was like, well
Speaker 1: good night. Yeah, she probably has PTSD now thinking about
Speaker 1: getting kissed. You know, I think she shouldn't have been that.
Speaker 1: I mean, you were obviously embarrassed. He was obviously a mistake.
Speaker 1: You really think that that's the reason she got so
Speaker 1: upset at you. I mean, I would like the thing
Speaker 1: that there's another reason for her not everyone in my coat.
Speaker 1: But I sneezed in her mouth. It's the grossest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever done to anyone. Yeah, I don't blame her
Speaker 1: for not calling you back. If a girl sneeze in
Speaker 1: my mouth, I'd probably be like, yeah, I just can't now.
Speaker 1: I just feel too gross hanging out with you. So
Speaker 1: you haven't heard anything from her. No, And what sucks
Speaker 1: is that we were having such a great night up
Speaker 1: until then. Have you seen it is she's still on
Speaker 1: the dating website you met her, No, her profile gone.
Speaker 1: She really is done. She's like, I'm done dating. That's it.
Speaker 1: I'm done contact. She moved away and became a monk.
Speaker 1: I know that she doesn't want a second date with
Speaker 1: me because of what happened. But that's why I'm calling
Speaker 1: you guys to kind of convince her that I'm an
Speaker 1: okay guy. You know, I'm a good guy. I'm with
Speaker 1: a second chance. See if we can do that for you.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song, come back, call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date. Update. Okay, thank you, hang on rooking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. S let's recap a little bit
Speaker 1: sort of you live history. What have we done in
Speaker 1: the second date updates? What have we heard? We heard
Speaker 1: from a guy who messed himself in the park once. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the guy who spread his father's ashes on a date.
Speaker 1: There was the girl who had an accident in the
Speaker 1: backseat of a cab. There has been a lot of
Speaker 1: gross stuff that we've heard about on first dates, but
Speaker 1: this one might actually trump all of those. Disgusting, I
Speaker 1: really do. None of that stuff involved any other person.
Speaker 1: It was just them doing stuff for themselves. This is
Speaker 1: a guy doing something to somebody else. If you missed
Speaker 1: the first part of the second date update, David is
Speaker 1: on the phone with us. And David went to kiss
Speaker 1: the girl that he wants to call today at the
Speaker 1: end of their date and had to sneeze, and sneezed
Speaker 1: directly into her mouth. And now that's why he thinks
Speaker 1: he's not getting a callback, because it was just too disgusting.
Speaker 1: David were about to call Bridget and find out if
Speaker 1: that is in fact the reason. Do you have any
Speaker 1: last words? I just I just want her to you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want her to think that I'm a bad person.
Speaker 1: I don't want such a beautiful thing that happened, get
Speaker 1: ruined over a sneeze. I don't think that she would
Speaker 1: think you're a bad person necessarily, but I could see
Speaker 1: her not calling you back just because she were or
Speaker 1: a gross Yeah. Probably not the most attractive thing you
Speaker 1: can do on a date for sure. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dot the phone right now, get her on
Speaker 1: the phone, and get your second date update. Okay, thank you. Hello,
Speaker 1: I gonna speak to Bridget please, Hey, Bridget, how are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, shut up? So you actually know who
Speaker 1: I am? Yeah? Any idea why we might be calling you?
Speaker 1: If this is a second date update? I know exactly
Speaker 1: why you guys are calling you guys, do this before
Speaker 1: you know what. You hit the nail on the head.
Speaker 1: Bridget calling you for a second date update? You know
Speaker 1: who I'm calling about? Well, it has to be about David,
Speaker 1: because that's the only date I've been on in a while. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is about David. So I know he's listening. Oh
Speaker 1: so I can't surprise you with the fact like he's
Speaker 1: on the other line him it God, you sound so
Speaker 1: happy that he's listening. Though, like this is exciting for you.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe you guys are calling me like
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. Okay, so you already know the second
Speaker 1: date update, so you know David is on the line listening.
Speaker 1: I don't want to let you talk to him just
Speaker 1: yet because I want to hear the date from your perspective.
Speaker 1: Do I have to relive it? Yes? Please? I would
Speaker 1: love you too. He obviously told us about your date
Speaker 1: and how he sneezed in your mouth. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I just want to hear it from your point of view,
Speaker 1: that's all. Do you mind talking to us for just
Speaker 1: a second about your date? I guess so, but I
Speaker 1: really you don't want to. Was it really that bad?
Speaker 1: Like I just think that you know, mistakes happen. He
Speaker 1: sneezed in my mouth? What You're the only one not
Speaker 1: getting this somebody else that's like, well, you know, we're
Speaker 1: gonna swap some bodily fluids anyway, in a nice way,
Speaker 1: not a sneezing way. And when you're prepared for it,
Speaker 1: getting someone spit like on your arm is growth enough,
Speaker 1: let alone in your mouth. Yeah. Okay, so before we
Speaker 1: talk about the sneeze, Oh and what was going on
Speaker 1: in your head? I was just thinking about it. I
Speaker 1: want to know what's going on in your head when
Speaker 1: that happened. But I also want to know if you
Speaker 1: liked him before that point. The date was really nice.
Speaker 1: He was a really great guy, and everything was going
Speaker 1: really well up until then. He said such nice things
Speaker 1: about you, like he thought that everything was fantastic and
Speaker 1: you were better than expected. I mean, at that point,
Speaker 1: before the sneeze, did you think there was going to
Speaker 1: be a second date? I thought maybe there could be
Speaker 1: a second date. But it was the first date I
Speaker 1: had ever been on from like online dating, so I
Speaker 1: wasn't even really sure what to expect. Anyways. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a bad first date off of an online dating website.
Speaker 1: I can see why you took your profile down because
Speaker 1: he told us that you're not on the site anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did remove it. So tell us about the sneeze then.
Speaker 1: What was going through your head when a dude sneezed
Speaker 1: in your mouth on a first date. I've never said
Speaker 1: that sentence before, but I want to say it every
Speaker 1: day from now on. It was as gross as it sounds.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wanted to like vomit all right. Well,
Speaker 1: you know he's on the phone, so I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to have him come on here and talk to you
Speaker 1: for a second. Oh man, I don't even know if
Speaker 1: I want to talk to him. Just talk to him.
Speaker 1: He's been trying to get a hold of you. He
Speaker 1: feels really bad about the sneezing in your mouth thing.
Speaker 1: At least let him apologize. Okay, fine, put him on,
Speaker 1: come on, bridget hi, David. I know it was only
Speaker 1: one date, but we had a connection and I don't
Speaker 1: want that to be ruined over some dumb sneeze. David,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop you right there. I know we didn't
Speaker 1: talk about this on the date, but I was in
Speaker 1: a long term relationship. My boyfriend and I just recently
Speaker 1: broke up. I did one date online and it didn't
Speaker 1: go nearly as well as I expected it too. And
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let you know I'm back with my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: What no, So the sneeze and your mouth caused you
Speaker 1: to get back with your ex. I've listened to you
Speaker 1: guys before, and I've listened to Second Date Update, and
Speaker 1: the nightmare stories are real and it happened to me,
Speaker 1: and I'm back with my boyfriend. So are you getting
Speaker 1: back with your boyfriend because you want to be back
Speaker 1: with them where you're just like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be out there on the market having guys sneeze in
Speaker 1: my mouth left and right. I don't even want to
Speaker 1: imagine what another date would be like. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: back with my boyfriend. He's a he's an all right guy.
Speaker 1: I mean, so you're just settling with some guy because
Speaker 1: you're too scared to go on another date for fear
Speaker 1: of something bad happening. That sounds like such a bad plan.
Speaker 1: It's not exactly like that, but I mean, honestly, if
Speaker 1: something like that did happen to you, I think it
Speaker 1: would scare you away from dating other people too. So basically,
Speaker 1: your ex boyfriend, who is now your current boyfriend again,
Speaker 1: is comfortable and you know him and you know he's
Speaker 1: not gonna sneeze in your mouth. Oh. I just think
Speaker 1: it sucks that you know, you ran back to your
Speaker 1: boyfriend who you're not even that seems that you don't
Speaker 1: seem too fond of him. Yeah, one because of one sneeze,
Speaker 1: you know, me sneezing in your mouth. Growth absolutely, and
Speaker 1: I completely understand why you think that's gross, and I
Speaker 1: apologize a hundred times for it, but that doesn't make
Speaker 1: me as a person like that's not me. You got
Speaker 1: to know each other and we had a chemistry together, yeah, Bridget,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna throw all that away. David is way
Speaker 1: deeper than the sneeze. There's much more to him than
Speaker 1: mukiss David. It wasn't just a sneeze. It was a
Speaker 1: sneeze in my mouth. And on top of that, you
Speaker 1: tried to kiss me again. To me, that seems like
Speaker 1: it might have been a case of bad judgment, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to go out with someone who might
Speaker 1: have bad judgment. Well, that leads me to my question, then, Bridget,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with David? We will pay for it, please. I mean,
Speaker 1: I think it'd be a great time. I'll take other
Speaker 1: jam medicine whatever you want. David, you are a nice
Speaker 1: guy and you may find love somewhere else, but for me,
Speaker 1: it's just not going to happen. I'm in a relationship
Speaker 1: and I'm comfortable. It's not I'm happy. I'm in a
Speaker 1: relationship and it's it's good, decent. Thank you for your time. Bridget,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you talking to us, and thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to the second date updates. Yeah, keep them up. Guys,
Speaker 1: don't ever call me a guy. Okay, do it? Well,
Speaker 1: we won't because now you're in that awesome relationship, so
Speaker 1: we can. And David, Yeah, I'm going to do you
Speaker 1: a favor right now. Okay, I don't do this very much.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do for me? I guarantee that
Speaker 1: there are some people out there who loved having their
Speaker 1: mouth sneezed in, and I'm asking them to text in
Speaker 1: seven eight, five nine two right now. If you love
Speaker 1: having your mouth sneezes in, I will score you a
Speaker 1: date with David broken Jupil in the morning.