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Speaker 3: Once upon a time, there was a good old traditional
Speaker 3: housewife cod She cleaned and cared for her children and
Speaker 3: the man of the house, and of course she didn't
Speaker 3: talk back. She was both obedient and soft by nature.
Speaker 3: She was a good woman who always made good choices.
Speaker 2: That we're good mom's bad choices.
Speaker 1: Who single mom who said fuck the patriarchy, shared all
Speaker 1: their bad choices and.
Speaker 2: Sound out they were so bad.
Speaker 1: After all, we're expert Overshares and your new besties.
Speaker 2: Sit back and.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the ride. I can do that.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to good Mom's bad Choices. I'm Erica, and
Speaker 2: I'm happy. Humpty bitches, Happy hump day.
Speaker 1: We're back in studio. I feel like I haven't been
Speaker 1: here a long time.
Speaker 2: You've been gone, girl, for like a month.
Speaker 1: Very very very very very very very very far away,
Speaker 1: and I'm.
Speaker 2: Still adjusting and I'm still struggling. I've dropped iriy off
Speaker 2: at school today and on the ride home, I was like,
Speaker 2: I want to pull over and take a nap. I
Speaker 2: literally was like, I'm gonna fall asleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been tired. Yesterday I was like trying to
Speaker 1: kick it with Luna. When we get home, I like
Speaker 1: knocked out in her bed, Like I'm tired. It's been
Speaker 1: a week and I'm still recovering and I've never really
Speaker 1: experienced red lag like this, but like, I guess being
Speaker 1: on completely different time zones really fucked me up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been up staying up till six am.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just stay up to like three in
Speaker 1: the morning just on my phone and then wanting to
Speaker 1: go to sleep at seven, and then it's just not
Speaker 1: conducive to real life.
Speaker 2: I spent one night watching the basically the whole season
Speaker 2: of The Beast in Me Have you seen it?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: I love my white women shows. Speak of white women shows,
Speaker 2: Me and Mila. Not to not to sidetrack, but we
Speaker 2: also went to our favorite white women's show hotel location.
Speaker 2: Do you haven't checked out our Instagram, then I would
Speaker 2: highly recommend that you go check out our White Lotus moment.
Speaker 1: We went to the White Lotus Hotel Okay, the four
Speaker 1: seasons in Kasamoy in Thailand, and we had our entire
Speaker 1: we had like in a white woman lunch and we
Speaker 1: took videos like we were in the White loadus. We
Speaker 1: made the mantic pictures of us at the bridge. He
Speaker 1: was so excited to share.
Speaker 2: He's like, this is what I was like, this is
Speaker 2: where they died. So we got murdered.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I don't think I don't think that
Speaker 1: was it. I don't think that was it either.
Speaker 2: I was like, wasn't in here like a pond? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's just talking shit.
Speaker 1: That was the highlight eversity our Thailand trip. So what
Speaker 1: is this White Woman's show about?
Speaker 2: It's about this like Clare Danes and this is I
Speaker 2: love her so much, But what I realized in watching
Speaker 2: this season is that she's very specific about the roles
Speaker 2: that she picks, but they're all kind of the same.
Speaker 2: Like she's like very distressed, she's high anxiety, she's like
Speaker 2: about to be in tears.
Speaker 1: My woman's Clared Dane, like I can.
Speaker 2: Romeo and Juliet with Leonardocaprio. But she also did Homeland
Speaker 2: and she was also in fucking the ninety show that
Speaker 2: we fucking love what is it?
Speaker 1: The ninety show?
Speaker 2: That's what she got famous for. They were like kind
Speaker 2: of like punk and emo and god, it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna bother me. Oh okay that seventies show. What. No,
Speaker 1: she's on that seventies show. No, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: see her face now, Yeah, I remember that she was
Speaker 1: on the show in the nineties. That show that Like.
Speaker 2: I know, people are listening right now and they're saying
Speaker 2: it right now. I know it. Nineties, my so called life, Yes,
Speaker 2: my so called life. Yes, that's where she got famous.
Speaker 1: She was also I think she was a broke down palace.
Speaker 1: Oh right, right, this is that pace. This is yeah.
Speaker 2: We were referencing broke down Palace the whole time.
Speaker 1: We were in. I'm like, I'm so trying to why
Speaker 1: do I know this white woman's face? That's where it's from.
Speaker 1: I forgot Okay.
Speaker 2: But anyway, she's like I don't want to give too
Speaker 2: much away, but she's like a troubled writer, like this
Speaker 2: rich like tycoon moves next door to her because she
Speaker 2: had gotten a lot of money. She like won a
Speaker 2: Pulitzer Prize for her book, and she's like needs to
Speaker 2: write another one. But she's been really depressed because she
Speaker 2: lost her son. And so this like Tycoon moves next door.
Speaker 2: He is like under suspicion because his wife went missing
Speaker 2: like a few years before, and everyone thinks he's a murderer.
Speaker 2: And so anyway, they had developed a relationship and it
Speaker 2: just kind of expands from there, and it's it's a
Speaker 2: lot of just it's a lot of suspense, it's a
Speaker 2: lot of her trembling chin And I was up un
Speaker 2: till six am watching it.
Speaker 1: But I do recommend it. The whole season I watched.
Speaker 2: I watched. I started watching the first episode actually in Thailand,
Speaker 2: and that's when Aaron came in the room and to
Speaker 2: hear the shit out of me, and I was like,
Speaker 2: get the fuck out because we're already in a haunted house.
Speaker 2: We were staying in a haunted house in Thailand. We'll
Speaker 2: get to that later. But I finished it the other
Speaker 2: night because of my insomnia. And so now I'm looking
Speaker 2: for another show. Someone said I should watch what is it?
Speaker 2: That's an it's another white woman's show. The white women
Speaker 2: shows are They're lit right now for me, between Hunting
Speaker 2: Wives and Sirens and the Beast in Me and this
Speaker 2: other one I'm gonna watch tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't know Sirens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't see Sirens yet with Julian Moore.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, oh, you gotta watch that one.
Speaker 1: I just watched Landman and uh yeah, I watch Hunting
Speaker 1: Wives and I watch Yeah. I haven't really watched too
Speaker 1: many series lately. I've just been watching movies again, but
Speaker 1: not really watching. And they're watching me, and then I'm like,
Speaker 1: I should do stuff like wash clothes or unpack, but
Speaker 1: I just keep staring at the suitcase and the suitcase
Speaker 1: is staring at me, and I'm just sitting in my
Speaker 1: living room. So maybe today, maybe today, I'll get to it.
Speaker 1: But I really do feel exhausted, and I'm like, i've
Speaker 1: been back a week. Am I supposed to be doing
Speaker 1: stuff already, and I'm like, just be gentle, ease and
Speaker 1: ease back in. And Luna is having a birthday party
Speaker 1: on Saturdays, so I can only ease in and tiled it.
Speaker 2: How do you feel?
Speaker 1: I can't believe that she's eleven. It's really like slapped
Speaker 1: to slapped me in the face. It's like I came
Speaker 1: back from the future and then boom, she's eleven. I
Speaker 1: just feel like I just feel like not unprepared, but
Speaker 1: like time is fucking flying. Time is flying, and it's
Speaker 1: it's scary. It's not scary. I'm trying to like go
Speaker 1: of the flow. But just also like, yeah, she was
Speaker 1: just little. I'm like looking at videos, like I was
Speaker 1: gooking a lot of pictures and videos when we were
Speaker 1: in Bali and in Thailand, and I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: cannot fucking believe. I just I remember being eleven so vividly,
Speaker 1: like it wasn't that long ago.
Speaker 2: No, those are like the between like ages, like at
Speaker 2: least I can only speak for me personally, but like
Speaker 2: those are around the years actually remembering my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eleven and thirteen, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Remember stuff from before, but like those are the years
Speaker 2: where like really impressionable, like long lasting things started to
Speaker 2: like impose themselves onto me, for the good and for
Speaker 2: the bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, So I'm just like crazy craziness, and
Speaker 1: she's just like just the stuff she's into and like
Speaker 1: having to tolerate watching Zombie, teen Zombie, whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: musical for the four hundred time and also like the
Speaker 1: other stuff that she watches when I'm like, are are
Speaker 1: you supposed to be watching this. It's a murder mystery
Speaker 1: like Frankenstein and like all this it's just cool to
Speaker 1: see her develop and also like wow, like a pre teen,
Speaker 1: like oh, she's like about to be bigger than me
Speaker 1: and shit. So I'm like just you know, trying to
Speaker 1: take it all in and just recognize that like time is,
Speaker 1: we're dying. We're gonna die. Every day it is the
Speaker 1: closer to death.
Speaker 2: We're like a blip in the history of time.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, and just taking it for granted
Speaker 1: and you know, just just like it's fatting the balance
Speaker 1: in it all. So last night I was putting Iried
Speaker 1: a bed and she was I was laying with her
Speaker 1: because she was like, I want to sleep with you,
Speaker 1: and I was like, she comes in the bed, do
Speaker 1: you want to come sleep with that? Now?
Speaker 2: I'm okay, well let me come alay with you here.
Speaker 2: And she was asking me about like my prom and
Speaker 2: like who I went with, and I was like telling her.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I went a few proms. And
Speaker 2: she's like when I go to prom, are you gonna
Speaker 2: take me to get my dress? I was like duh,
Speaker 2: She's like you will. I'm like what the fuck of course,
Speaker 2: She's like I wanted to be Rose Gold Rose.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 2: I was like yes, and Alma's going to do your
Speaker 2: makeup and it's going to be special and it's gonna
Speaker 2: be great. And then I like, I was like you no,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get her to open up more. So
Speaker 2: I'm like divulging information to her that you know, she
Speaker 2: didn't ask for. Yea, my prom dates and me kissing
Speaker 2: boys that I didn't like and stuff. And then she
Speaker 2: find and then it did it like worked, she told
Speaker 2: me something, not anything serious.
Speaker 1: It was better than nothing nothing.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, there's this girl at school. She's really annoying,
Speaker 2: Like do you ever have anyone in your life that's
Speaker 2: so annoying, like you just want to smack them in
Speaker 2: the face. And that's like, yeah I do.
Speaker 1: I'm a cool mom, I said, I know, totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to slap people bitches all the time.
Speaker 1: Totally healthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, slap whatever it takes to get your kids open up.
Speaker 1: Not parenting advice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to kiss boys when it's stupid.
Speaker 1: Tell him why, Yeah, you wanna slap bitches me too?
Speaker 1: Fuck him? Okay, oh my god, but yes to what
Speaker 1: you're saying is yes, they're growing up so fast.
Speaker 2: It's it's crazy. But at least I have least I
Speaker 2: have like six more months or five five more months
Speaker 2: until she's.
Speaker 1: Eleven, maybe five months. It's the same as just let
Speaker 1: me be here. I'm just saying, like the year by
Speaker 1: hella fast. I just like when I look back at
Speaker 1: the year and we're yeah, we're in December. Fuck, I'm
Speaker 1: like between literally, like we just we traveled every other
Speaker 1: month this year out of the country and domestically, and
Speaker 1: it was It's like wonderful and I'm so grateful. But
Speaker 1: then I'm also like, did I even take in all
Speaker 1: this shit? It happens so quickly. It's like by the
Speaker 1: time you rest, you're getting back up to go somewhere else.
Speaker 1: So it's like, yikes.
Speaker 2: I will say this year specifically, I felt like I
Speaker 2: did take in more than I took in years before.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like even though we were really busy, like
Speaker 2: the years before, I don't know why, like I was
Speaker 2: just it just felt like a blur. Yeah, So this
Speaker 2: year I felt like a little bit slower and I
Speaker 2: want to continue that vibe. Been to twenty twenty six
Speaker 2: and just being more present and yeah, because I think
Speaker 2: she's getting older. I'm getting older, My parents are getting older,
Speaker 2: you know, like this's just everyone's getting older.
Speaker 1: It's it's true, It's it's beautiful. Life was so dul.
Speaker 2: I just love when people get older and day and
Speaker 2: they may they die. But being present and being like
Speaker 2: Bali in particular, like was a place that really I
Speaker 2: think allowed me and I think I'm hoping the women too.
Speaker 2: I think the women that came be really present at
Speaker 2: that place. We had a retreat in Bali in this
Speaker 2: month and we're there for Our retreat was a week,
Speaker 2: but we were there for two weeks and it's just
Speaker 2: like I'd never been to that. I've never been to Indonesia,
Speaker 2: and I had no idea what to expect. We plan
Speaker 2: this retreat kind of like through intuition and trust and
Speaker 2: hoping that the property was going to be as bomb
Speaker 2: as it looked in the in the videos and the
Speaker 2: picture and.
Speaker 1: It was and it was amazing.
Speaker 2: There was better, Yeah, And I think, like Bali, what
Speaker 2: I took away from that place is just like how
Speaker 2: when you're in constant like devotion, like that's that's how
Speaker 2: you slow shit down. Because everyone there kind of was
Speaker 2: just like on their own time, in their own space
Speaker 2: and their own thing, and like the people of Indonesia
Speaker 2: are like literally I feel like five times a day
Speaker 2: just like leaving offering, like praying.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely devotional country. Everyone's very kind. Everybody's
Speaker 1: like you could feel like the honesty and like the
Speaker 1: genuineness of each person and like their gratitude. And literally
Speaker 1: there's there's offerings all over the city, all over the
Speaker 1: house that they leave, like.
Speaker 2: In front of the store, in front of every doorway.
Speaker 1: Basically I was wondering, like, is there is there rhym
Speaker 1: or reason for the placement, and meant to ask that.
Speaker 2: I kept stepping on offerings in the streets. They were
Speaker 2: like on the street everywhere, paying attention. They're just like
Speaker 2: right in front of the storefronts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was absolutely breath takingly beautiful, Like everything
Speaker 1: was beautiful. It's just like so interesting to see a
Speaker 1: new part of the world that you've never experienced before firsthand,
Speaker 1: like cranes and rice fields and like it's just it's
Speaker 1: it's the food. Yeah, it's amazing. I mean it's it's
Speaker 1: a far, far far away land. And we drugged ourselves
Speaker 1: to get there cessfully. So yeah, but it's worth it.
Speaker 1: It's definitely worth going. It's definitely worth I wish we
Speaker 1: could have stayed longer, like I would like, I would
Speaker 1: like go for a summer just to get to see everything.
Speaker 1: But we had a We had a really, really, really
Speaker 1: beautiful time. It was a smaller group. We had like
Speaker 1: fourteen women. It was boss. I feel like a baller
Speaker 1: like that. Like I was manifesting the whole time, like
Speaker 1: I want to wake up to this, that kitchen, the
Speaker 1: shape of the living room, like the pools, the jungle.
Speaker 1: Everything was just super super lush, and I felt like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did feel slow moving and soft and gentle and
Speaker 1: like the food was bomb and we did We did
Speaker 1: so many like water ceremonies so much like we went
Speaker 1: to temples. Everything was so so intentional, and I like
Speaker 1: it was special. And half of the group had been there,
Speaker 1: had been to the retreat before, so it was kind
Speaker 1: of like.
Speaker 2: A half sort of reunion. Yeah, yeah, I thought I
Speaker 2: thought that was really cool too. Shout out to Retreat nineteen.
Speaker 2: I felt like there was like a grounding that having
Speaker 2: like people that have already come and like the people
Speaker 2: that have never been, like provided for those people that
Speaker 2: have flown so far across the world to be there like,
Speaker 2: oh you've been here, We're good. Like yeah, bitch, you're good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then that's another thing, like people to fly
Speaker 1: that far to trust us. Yeah. It was really special too,
Speaker 1: because like I was like, damn, this is far. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're far, We're far from home. So it's for you
Speaker 1: for somebody get on the plane and be like fuck it,
Speaker 1: you know. So Yeah, and we had like we had
Speaker 1: Sessha and her mom come Sandra, which it was really
Speaker 1: nice to have a mom daughter duo. That was. It
Speaker 1: was really sweet. And you just had a nice big gang.
Speaker 1: It was really good. It was really good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I had the great idea of leaving Bali
Speaker 2: the Dare retreat ended and going to Bangkok, Erica. Wait wait,
Speaker 2: but but to that I wanted to I did ask you.
Speaker 2: I said, it's gonna be intense, should we do it?
Speaker 2: And you said yes. So I didn't just make these
Speaker 2: decisions and these plans on my own.
Speaker 1: Bitch, Okay, they're gonna have a bad habit being like yeah,
Speaker 1: ya ya, I can handle it, yeaheah. Yeah, I'm like
Speaker 1: I asked you. I was like Erica, we did I want.
Speaker 1: I was like, I have this vision of us in
Speaker 1: the middle of Bangkok with all of our ship from
Speaker 1: fresh off of retreat. That's gonna be all say, and
Speaker 1: being a container of bliss, a bliss bubble, and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna get off the plane and be like what
Speaker 1: the fuck. I told her that, and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be for twenty power. It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1: She's like, care has been party crazy, and then we'll
Speaker 1: go to the island and then we'll chill. And I
Speaker 1: was like, are you did? Are you positive? Because you
Speaker 1: in particular have a hard time going from my frequency
Speaker 1: to the other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna have a hard time no matter what.
Speaker 2: So it didn't matter what was gonna happen.
Speaker 1: And baby, when I say we got we were in
Speaker 1: Bali just like hang out and laying and lounging and
Speaker 1: doing spiritual activities and yoga and chee gung and like
Speaker 1: riding on the back of scooters and we went to
Speaker 1: motherfucking Bangkok and like at first it seemed first of
Speaker 1: all we landed, it's a huge, major city. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I thought.
Speaker 2: It was like this small, little cute, bumbling city. I
Speaker 2: mean I knew that. I knew that it was substantial
Speaker 2: because it's it's always on the clocks, you know, like Milan, Bangkok,
Speaker 2: So I'm like, okay, Bangkok must be there must be
Speaker 2: something going on.
Speaker 1: When we landed, I was like, are we in New York?
Speaker 1: Are we ina La, Like it's huge, And then I
Speaker 1: think that's another thing. We didn't consider it. I mean
Speaker 1: we considered it, but we were in Bali for two
Speaker 1: weeks without any weed. So not only were we sober,
Speaker 1: I mean as far as like flower went half the
Speaker 1: like most of the girls in our retreat smoke weed,
Speaker 1: so everybody was all a little bit fucking like what
Speaker 1: the fuck I wasn't I didn't feel super were triggered
Speaker 1: by not having weed, but I guess in hindsight it
Speaker 1: would have been nice.
Speaker 2: I think this is the first time, this is this
Speaker 2: is the first time we've ever had a treat without
Speaker 2: psilocybin or cannabis.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And we drank some wine we didn't like
Speaker 1: really drink heavily, and then we went to a beach club.
Speaker 1: When we drank there, but it was mostly like very chill.
Speaker 1: But as soon as we landed in Bangkok. First of all,
Speaker 1: we had this grand idea, we're gonna check our We're
Speaker 1: gonna check our stuff in a locker. We had like
Speaker 1: a very planned out, very coursed out, I like organize
Speaker 1: its plan in our heads. Even though some of it
Speaker 1: was cutting a little bit close. We were like, this
Speaker 1: is a great idea. It's gonna work out. We like
Speaker 1: deuble checked it. So we get to Bangkok. We put
Speaker 1: our stuff in lockers, two of our bags, three of
Speaker 1: our bags because we can't travel all over Asia with
Speaker 1: this shit because we put it in there. At the airport.
Speaker 1: We go to our hotel. It seems very quiet and
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 2: Literally we pull up to the hotel and I'm like,
Speaker 2: are we in the financial district?
Speaker 1: You know, like financial district?
Speaker 2: Very quiet, like at night, no one's there. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm means, like, are you sure this this is the
Speaker 2: this is the area that they said is like the
Speaker 2: center bustling.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is it is a hotel? Open?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: It seems very dead, So we go inside. It's very sterile.
Speaker 1: Also like in like Asia, everything's like very sterile and clean.
Speaker 1: We put our shit and we get into like midnight
Speaker 1: and i'd also we also considered that we're getting into
Speaker 1: Bangkok at midnight. And not only that, we left the
Speaker 1: day of the retreat. We wrapped everything up and went
Speaker 1: shopping and then left the day of the retreat, which
Speaker 1: is something unheard of. We usually like take a day
Speaker 1: a beat or several to like just chill. So we
Speaker 1: bust all our ship down, our ship the fucking retreat. Shit,
Speaker 1: get on a plane at bankock, put the ship in
Speaker 1: the locker, get in a car, get the hotel. It's
Speaker 1: like one o'clock in the morning. At this point, we like,
Speaker 1: should we go outside and like find food? Bitch. First
Speaker 1: of all, we like hit the corner and right immediately
Speaker 1: outside of her door as a cannabis literally it's like glowing.
Speaker 1: It's like a dispensary. And then I'm like, you think
Speaker 1: it's open. It's one o'clock in the morning, and then
Speaker 1: it's like twenty four hours wey. I was like, take
Speaker 1: all of our money, like when you got sativa indicates hybrids.
Speaker 2: She bought so many joints. I was like, bitch, rolling
Speaker 2: here for one day.
Speaker 1: Get to smoke it. And then they had like a
Speaker 1: cafe you can go inside and smoke inside. So we're
Speaker 1: in there like haven't smoked in two weeks, getting blazed
Speaker 1: as fuck, just taking it to the head. And then
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, let's go outside. That's ready, We're ready,
Speaker 1: We're already go outside. So we start walking. Suddenly I'm
Speaker 1: hearing so much music. I'm saying, like, oh, so many people.
Speaker 1: I'm like, where did all these fucking people karaoke singers?
Speaker 2: I sing you're saying that guy was singing of those
Speaker 2: rock songs.
Speaker 1: Oh God, those guys was a band, And I guess
Speaker 1: because they cater to white people. There is just a
Speaker 1: lot of interesting white rock Asian cover bay. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: they're like doing American accents. Anyway, we hit the corner
Speaker 1: and bitch, bitch, I have never ever seen so many
Speaker 1: prostitutes lined up in so many variety.
Speaker 2: First of all, I look, I'm like Mila, like, Mila,
Speaker 2: did you find this food?
Speaker 1: Is that where I found?
Speaker 2: I found a restaurant on her phone. We get to
Speaker 2: the street and we're walking and I realized, like she's
Speaker 2: not looking at her phone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, does she know where she's going?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, where are we going? And she's like
Speaker 2: I just look at her and she's just like a
Speaker 2: deer in headlights, over stimulated, Like I like, let's stop
Speaker 2: and look at the map. I realized we stopped like
Speaker 2: right in front of a bunch of like lady boy prostitutes.
Speaker 2: And she's just like I was like.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know where I's going.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. Let's just go.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, you're like, where are we walking.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, I just walk move
Speaker 1: start moment. It was so over well made. First of all,
Speaker 1: suddenly the lights was bright, there's neon lights. There was
Speaker 1: people outside like it was three o'clock in the afternoon,
Speaker 1: in front of like nice hotels. Yeah. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: just lined on the ship like the double tree, like
Speaker 1: it was almost shoulder to shoulder.
Speaker 2: They were and they were like the girl who looks
Speaker 2: like she just got off off school. There was like
Speaker 2: the slutty girl. Then there was like the lady boy
Speaker 2: that was like are you a lady boy?
Speaker 1: Or girl who was going to the mall?
Speaker 2: She's like a girl going to the mall jeans. And
Speaker 2: then on the other side we crossed the street because
Speaker 2: it was like a heavy side of prostitution to across
Speaker 2: the street and then like I see some black girls
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, maybe they're like taurists. No, there's
Speaker 2: like a black corner prostitute.
Speaker 1: But then then I started to get confused and I
Speaker 1: was like, is everybody prostitutes? And then I was like,
Speaker 1: are we prostitutes?
Speaker 2: They probably thought after I was thinking.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god. And then I
Speaker 1: just started getting super paranoid. And then you started seeing
Speaker 1: all these old white men, and then there's even he
Speaker 1: job prostitutes. There's a corner of.
Speaker 2: The women wearing heat jobs, and I at first I
Speaker 2: was like is this Like why are they out here?
Speaker 1: And I realized are they tourished too?
Speaker 2: To gets your religion? And then I was like, oh no,
Speaker 2: this is a kink and they're wet and they're ready, And.
Speaker 1: There's massage parlors everywhere, which is like is it a
Speaker 1: massage parlor? What's going in on there? It was just
Speaker 1: very intense, and I was exactly like I thought it
Speaker 1: would be us, me particularly like a deer in headlights.
Speaker 1: And I was like and I was high, like I
Speaker 1: had just gotten high after two weeks. It just seemed
Speaker 1: very That's what it was.
Speaker 2: I was so high, so high, And then I went
Speaker 2: there and I was just like everything was moving and
Speaker 2: slow mover.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like almost moving fast but slow. I
Speaker 1: was moving slow but everything was moving fast. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was like I fall.
Speaker 1: I was clutching my pearls.
Speaker 2: I was like, who am I I was?
Speaker 1: And I was like this is crazy. It was really crazy.
Speaker 1: But finally we figured it out. We got to a corner,
Speaker 1: we found a fucking what are those things called tiktook
Speaker 1: and we're like, just take us to the best tide food. Wait.
Speaker 2: So then he's taking us on the back of his
Speaker 2: TikTok and he's like taking us like down like streets
Speaker 2: that I like have not a lot of cars and empty.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking like, oh no, like the stupid bitches, Like
Speaker 2: now we got in the back, is he gonna kill us?
Speaker 1: Like maybe? Literally?
Speaker 2: I was like, there's no one over here. What if
Speaker 2: he's delivering us to his friends? And then we pull
Speaker 2: up to like this like twenty four hour night market
Speaker 2: and then we ate the bombist fucking Thai food ever
Speaker 2: first of all Thai.
Speaker 1: Food in general.
Speaker 2: She told me yesterday that a new report came out
Speaker 2: that said Thailand has the best food, number one in
Speaker 2: the world, and I was like, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: You might get swollen from from what was it, m
Speaker 1: MSG MSG.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if MSG makes you swollen. It's
Speaker 2: everyone's saying it's the salt and the sugar. The salt
Speaker 2: and the sugar wasn't MSG salt.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Did you send me some shit about MSG not being
Speaker 2: that bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know. I'm confused, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: All I know is I was beautiful and bali, but
Speaker 1: by day fucking three in Thailand, we woke up and
Speaker 1: our faces versus so swollen. I was like, why do
Speaker 1: we look like this? We didn't even drink that much.
Speaker 1: But apparently, I don't know. I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: not pretty in Thailand. That was hideous inland, like I
Speaker 1: just did. Had you had two black eyes for some reason? Black? Ah?
Speaker 1: I get hit last night? The fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: Before we left Thailand, I mean before we left Bangkok,
Speaker 2: Miela was like, do you want to go to the
Speaker 2: ping Pong show? And I was like, what the fuck's
Speaker 2: the ping pong show? She's like, Oh, you haven't heard
Speaker 2: of the ping pong show.
Speaker 1: I can't eve you never heard of the ping pong show.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of ping pong show, and I'm probably
Speaker 2: the reasons why is because it's famous. Basically, ping pong
Speaker 2: show is a sex show in Thailand, but this wasn't
Speaker 2: even they weren't even having I thought I was gonna
Speaker 2: see some like actual sex sex activity is happening. So
Speaker 2: we go. I look up like the like where's the
Speaker 2: ping pong shows? And there's like three different like neighborhoods
Speaker 2: that have the ping pong shows.
Speaker 1: So we went to the first one. Did we ever
Speaker 1: get to all three? We only went to two.
Speaker 2: We went to like Soy Cowboy, and then we went
Speaker 2: to like I think it's like the OG one number four.
Speaker 1: The first one was like.
Speaker 2: The OG one that we didn't get to. No, the
Speaker 2: first one we went to buy our hotel. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think that was like the old school. No, the Soy
Speaker 2: Cowboy was by our hotel. The first one we went to,
Speaker 2: which was really sad. That one I think is like
Speaker 2: the original ping pong area show. And so we walked
Speaker 2: in and I'm like not knowing what to expect, and
Speaker 2: like there's this like stage in the middle of the room,
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, this like woman comes up
Speaker 2: literally schleps herself up.
Speaker 1: She looks like this, literally, she looks like she just
Speaker 1: woke up out of bed.
Speaker 2: I am one hundred percent sure that they have rooms
Speaker 2: up there, maybe not even beds, and there's just like
Speaker 2: maybe like thirty women sleep all day long and they're
Speaker 2: just waiting for their shifts to start, and they just
Speaker 2: peel their like pasty pajamas off and then they just
Speaker 2: get out there. I feel like they were dressed like
Speaker 2: the Korean ladies at the Korean spot like this have
Speaker 2: like regular black brawls and black panties.
Speaker 1: Like a full butt like panty. But it was really weird.
Speaker 1: And then I started to look around at the people
Speaker 1: like who else was there? Like who is watching this?
Speaker 1: And it's just a bunch rose and rose and rows
Speaker 1: of white men. And they're like young like bros, like
Speaker 1: fraternity looking ones. There's like older ones, old old ones,
Speaker 1: and they're like kissing the prostitutes in the in the
Speaker 1: mouths crazy. Like the most like eye opening thing to
Speaker 1: me is that they were like engaged, like they really
Speaker 1: like they I don't know if they've tricked themselves into
Speaker 1: thinking these women like them that barely speak English, or
Speaker 1: what the fuck is happening? But it really like let me,
Speaker 1: It really gave me insight into the white man. It
Speaker 1: made me disgusted. I was discussed the white man.
Speaker 2: And now every time I see an older white man,
Speaker 2: I'm like in Thailand.
Speaker 1: Because you know what it is. It's like it's one
Speaker 1: thing to go to the strip club. Here in the
Speaker 1: bitch are like entertaining or like there's a little bit
Speaker 1: of like hope and life in their eye and they're
Speaker 1: like dancing and shit. Here it's like the life is
Speaker 1: not in their eyes. They're not there, they don't care.
Speaker 1: And then like the men are participating it fully, like
Speaker 1: they don't even like it's almost that they came for that.
Speaker 1: I saw the lifelessness.
Speaker 2: I saw a man with a one compression sock on
Speaker 2: birken stocks like some swim trunks and a dirty polo.
Speaker 2: They don't even give a fuck.
Speaker 1: They don't even read Ry, Middle America, German, Polish, New
Speaker 1: Zealand like everywhere.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, if you know an old
Speaker 2: white man in your life or a white man in
Speaker 2: your life, and I'm sorry if this is your dad,
Speaker 2: that makes any sort of trips to Asia. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go ahead and let you know that he'd un dabbled,
Speaker 2: un dabbled with either just a regular old Thailand prostitute
Speaker 2: or perhaps lady boy. Because the amount of white old
Speaker 2: men that I saw there that I could see, I
Speaker 2: could just place them right here. I was like, this
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: No, it was, it was. And then the women were
Speaker 1: like popping the wait.
Speaker 2: The lady comes out. She comes out, schlaps herself on
Speaker 2: stage with her literally like Howmula said.
Speaker 1: Her hair was the like braid unbraided, just like whatever,
Speaker 1: no smile.
Speaker 2: She comes out, she takes her panties off, and all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, just out of nowhere, not a twrque,
Speaker 2: not a sexy dance.
Speaker 1: I don't know how she took them all the way off.
Speaker 1: It was like it wasn't.
Speaker 2: Even like a not a sway of the hip.
Speaker 1: Bitch.
Speaker 2: She just starts pulling glow in the dark string out
Speaker 2: of her pussy with this face like casually and then
Speaker 2: just wrapping it around the poles and just like then
Speaker 2: then then okay, so then her shift was over. And
Speaker 2: then another bitch came on who looked like an og.
Speaker 2: She'd been there for a long time. She had like
Speaker 2: a bowl of ping pongs and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is why they call it the ping Pong Show.
Speaker 2: I got the ping Pong preview and prior to this,
Speaker 2: just let's rewind one day before. We're on the plane
Speaker 2: to Bangkok. Me and mil are sitting in two different seats.
Speaker 2: I see her talking to this white like young white
Speaker 2: guy and he's like from Australia, like, yeah, like I
Speaker 2: went through my spiritual awakening and like my friends, I
Speaker 2: don't really understand, like we.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't listen to podcast plane.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I guarantee you he's off in his white world.
Speaker 1: I just I enlighten.
Speaker 2: I'm enlightened and I'm with my friends and they don't
Speaker 2: like I don't know if they said this. I'm making
Speaker 2: this up at this point, but like they don't understand
Speaker 2: where I'm at now, and I would never have even
Speaker 2: been able to have this conversation before. Fast forward twenty
Speaker 2: four hours, we're at the Ping Pong Show. This nigga
Speaker 2: is sitting next He's sitting in the crowd and I'm like,
Speaker 2: hees like, oh my god, that's the guy from the plane.
Speaker 2: So my friend from the plane the woman comes out
Speaker 2: with the ping pongs in a bowl which I think
Speaker 2: it might have been baby oil water.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: The balls are in this substance, and she just starts
Speaker 2: like pulling, putting them in her pussy. But like, again,
Speaker 2: not a dance, not a torque, A little like.
Speaker 1: She smelled a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm saying there was not a no noctual movement, no
Speaker 2: sensual performance.
Speaker 1: It's just the ping pong, ping pong in the puss.
Speaker 2: She just put them in there, and then she gives
Speaker 2: one to me let it and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, oh my god, Mila, you're gonna do this.
Speaker 1: I'm stressed, like pushed my hands and like popped it in.
Speaker 1: But then the guys line up on the fucking stage
Speaker 1: and like.
Speaker 2: Get underneath between her legs and she pops the ping
Speaker 2: pongs in their mouth from her pussy. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: They're taking turns and they're like whoa.
Speaker 2: And that guy who just had his awakening, he was
Speaker 2: up in line and he captured When I saw him
Speaker 2: the joy in his eyes from capturing.
Speaker 1: This sixty year old ping pong. She was around six.
Speaker 1: She was probably sixty sixty year old.
Speaker 2: Oiled up ping pong pussy pong in his mouth. I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't trust white men at all again.
Speaker 5: I mean, I think that this trip made me like, yeah,
Speaker 5: for sure, for sure, it was really it was an
Speaker 5: interesting And then they have like they have visa shops
Speaker 5: right next to the bridle shop, like next to the
Speaker 5: bride dress.
Speaker 1: I mean the bride dress. You know what the fuck
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. But I'm the bridle shop, the bridle shop.
Speaker 1: So it's like, you know you're coming here because you're
Speaker 1: a loser. You literally can't here because you're a loser,
Speaker 1: and you can't get bitches wherever you're from or whatever,
Speaker 1: like kinky shit you're into you can't ask for. But
Speaker 1: it's like you want a bitch to pretend that she
Speaker 1: likes you, and you're kind of into the pretending, even
Speaker 1: though she's not even speaking English, she's barely smiling. Like
Speaker 1: this is a very dark I feel like I stepped
Speaker 1: into the dark world, like the dark web.
Speaker 2: It just felt murky, it felt low, low vibrational. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna lie, I felt I just felt weird in Bangkok.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if I need to go
Speaker 2: there again.
Speaker 1: I maybe I mean, I, well, we did have some
Speaker 1: good times. Like then the next day I went and
Speaker 1: got my nails done, you know, I took a little
Speaker 1: rides looking out the window, and it was nice, look
Speaker 1: like a big city. Lots of malls, all the high
Speaker 1: end fashion department stores. This beautiful park which went through.
Speaker 1: It's like this wonderful, beautiful park, look like the fucking
Speaker 1: Central Park of fucking Bancasia. Yeah, it was really beautiful,
Speaker 1: all these huge lotuses and like nature. We attempted to
Speaker 1: take a train. Oh yeah, we attempted to take a train,
Speaker 1: but it didn't work out. It did work out, it
Speaker 1: will stop.
Speaker 2: Didn't get it out.
Speaker 1: First we got there and we tried to give him
Speaker 1: more cards and like we don't take card and we
Speaker 1: didn't have any more bankcocky cash what.
Speaker 2: Is it called fat we have him or bought.
Speaker 1: We had to borrow some money from some strangers that
Speaker 1: gave it to us. We were like, can we just
Speaker 1: buy a round trip if there's a minimum in the card.
Speaker 1: They were like no, they don't give a fuck about
Speaker 1: anything like our credit cards. Nothing.
Speaker 2: They're they're one of the one of the few places
Speaker 2: that are not colonized. And it's for real have been
Speaker 2: sucked up. So we got on the train. The train
Speaker 2: then stopped like one stop from where we were going.
Speaker 2: We were trying to go see the reclining Buddha, the
Speaker 2: reclining gold Buddha.
Speaker 1: And you have to wear like armpits, you have to
Speaker 1: wear full like you have to wear cover your legs
Speaker 1: and your arms. So we were in full outfits. It
Speaker 1: was hot as fuck. Got we thought we were taking
Speaker 1: a cab. We got dropped off. We were going to
Speaker 1: the wrong Buddha. Apparently. We walked through this park for
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes, try to get on the train. The
Speaker 1: train stopped. It just seemed like impossible to do anything
Speaker 1: that we wanted to do. It was so much fucking traffic.
Speaker 1: We didn't have any more bought, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: It was really getting intense. We couldn't find our cab.
Speaker 1: We finally made it to the Buddha. We got on
Speaker 1: a fucking it was beautiful. Buddha was beautiful, he was reclining.
Speaker 1: He was big, he was big, he was golden, he
Speaker 1: was reclining. We went to We took up a how
Speaker 1: do you say it? Took took to Chinatown because Erica
Speaker 1: found some secret redded article that there was some Chinatown
Speaker 1: food that and we had to go get some curry.
Speaker 1: It was good. It was really good in a back
Speaker 1: alley somewhere. And then we decided were gonna get bougie
Speaker 1: and went to the Skybar, which I think is featured
Speaker 1: in Hangover in the movie is it? Yeah? Oh, and
Speaker 1: it has like sixty four floors, so we went to
Speaker 1: the sixty fourth floor. We were like, whoa, we're rich,
Speaker 1: We're Bangkok baby. We went to the Golden Buddha, even
Speaker 1: though it took us eight hours to get there, and
Speaker 1: it's like really beautiful all the time, like a fancy restaurant.
Speaker 1: There's like this lady singing like videos of her smooth
Speaker 1: jaz no motion singing, Yeah, like slow motion top like
Speaker 1: we will see the whole city of Bangkok. I start
Speaker 1: ordering shots. I'm like, yeah, nineteen forty two, two of them.
Speaker 1: So we take like three shots each. At the end
Speaker 1: and like slide over the check.
Speaker 2: And I like do the I do the currency and
Speaker 2: I'm like I'm like that can't be right, so let
Speaker 2: me do that one more time. I was like, Mila,
Speaker 2: did you ask how much these shots were?
Speaker 1: I was like, I do the mast. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like twenty dollars a shot, just thirty dollars.
Speaker 2: No bitch bill was five hundred dollars, like five hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty nine dollars or some stupid shit.
Speaker 1: I was like. I was like, oh, maybe I did
Speaker 1: the mass and I did.
Speaker 2: It, like we might as well bought a bottle rich,
Speaker 2: like fuck.
Speaker 1: We're rich. Whatever our celebration, our celebration shots. Then yeah,
Speaker 1: we continued the night. That's when we went to go
Speaker 1: to Ping the Ping Pong Show, and then we went
Speaker 1: to we tried to go to another one because we're like,
Speaker 1: there's no way, there's no way, this is it. We
Speaker 1: were dedicated. So then we got to like Nancy's Playground.
Speaker 2: We went to Soy Cowboy and that's where Rainbow was at.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we went to Rainbow and I was like,
Speaker 1: does this mean lady boys? Like what's in there? Then
Speaker 1: I just got kept getting weirder, Like then they were younger,
Speaker 1: and like in Thailand, the beauty standard is like white,
Speaker 1: like it's literally like anime. So they're like all these
Speaker 1: girls who are like doing these weird movement.
Speaker 2: I felt like I was in a video game.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 2: I was like, why didn't think she keep coming up
Speaker 2: just doing that? Maybe you know what I thought about
Speaker 2: it later, I was like, maybe she was like waiting
Speaker 2: for us to give her the okay to like come
Speaker 2: over to us, and like you are ho, like, I
Speaker 2: don't know what.
Speaker 1: I think. It's like an anime, Like it's like a
Speaker 1: is it an anime thing? Yeah, it's a cute sea thing.
Speaker 1: That's cute. See. Yeah, So we were like just sitting.
Speaker 1: First of all, we're still high, so we're still fucking
Speaker 1: confused the whole time, hope. And they were like dancing
Speaker 1: a little bit. But then they have these numbers on
Speaker 1: the stand on the stage cattle. They just stay on
Speaker 1: the stage like doing weird things.
Speaker 2: Like and some of them weren't even paying attention pH
Speaker 2: just chilling like waiting for someone to pick them.
Speaker 1: And the guys again making out full blown mouth to
Speaker 1: mouth with the fucking prostitutes. I was like, you're gonna
Speaker 1: go home in case your wives with those mouths, which
Speaker 1: is crazy.
Speaker 2: The kids, oh my god, all the babies.
Speaker 1: And then I had this brilliant idea that I was
Speaker 1: gonna go back and see what was going on. But
Speaker 1: then I got scared, you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna go back.
Speaker 1: Remember, I was like, I'm gonna like I've got lost
Speaker 1: and go to the bathroom. But I'm just, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I should have done it. I was like, we should
Speaker 1: have tried to, like turned my phone so investigating?
Speaker 2: Was that that one or is that the other strip
Speaker 2: club you went to?
Speaker 1: That was the other strip club? Were with Aaron? Then
Speaker 1: I went to both.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were committed to trying to find at least
Speaker 2: essential movement of dance of something.
Speaker 1: We went to another strip club and.
Speaker 2: That one was where I had had it. I had
Speaker 2: had it. I was checked out. I saw like a
Speaker 2: thirteen year old girl that served me be alcohol and
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I.
Speaker 1: Think her family owned the bar. I don't care. She
Speaker 1: was around, she was wearing like sneakers, she was school.
Speaker 2: She was wearing Mary Jane and I'll never forget, and
Speaker 2: socks and socks. And then even the way she ran
Speaker 2: she ran.
Speaker 1: I saw her run and she can use her arms
Speaker 1: like a child, like you know how kids run when
Speaker 1: they were still learning their bodies. I'm pretty sure the
Speaker 1: Indian family owned the bar, and so she was the waitress,
Speaker 1: the brother was the bartender, and then and then like
Speaker 1: the old house moms, the Asian house moms, they owned
Speaker 1: the strippers. Yeah, And then there was so there.
Speaker 2: I could tell some of the strippers were undera which
Speaker 2: I just knew they were underage, and it just made
Speaker 2: me really uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't.
Speaker 2: Then one of them came up to us. She had
Speaker 2: braces and I think she was trying to be a sailor.
Speaker 2: There was like one that was actually more of a
Speaker 2: sexy sailor, and then it was her. She had a
Speaker 2: sailor outfit on, and I was like, this girl's probably seventeen.
Speaker 1: And she came over.
Speaker 2: They came over to us to dance on us, and
Speaker 2: they and I was like, get away from me. And
Speaker 2: so she was on aaron and she lifted up her
Speaker 2: fucking skirt and I couldn't believe it because she looked
Speaker 2: so just like not like the bitch that would have
Speaker 2: this tattooed on her ass and it just said fuck
Speaker 2: me on her ass. But she looked like not even
Speaker 2: like she looked innocent, but just kind of just.
Speaker 1: Regular regular, It's regular.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, we gotta go.
Speaker 1: It was very interesting, and that was even more depressing.
Speaker 2: Was next to us, was this, were these two white
Speaker 2: guys and their wives.
Speaker 1: Okay, one of the life even know if one was
Speaker 1: definitely the wife because she looked like, I fucking hate
Speaker 1: my life. I hate him. He got and obviously he
Speaker 1: was like drinking absolute absolute bottle, like they had a
Speaker 1: bottle that he thought he was really doing something that
Speaker 1: was absolute. And he'd obviously got in like fucked up.
Speaker 1: And you know how white guys get when they get
Speaker 1: fucked up, they get real loosey goosey. He was like
Speaker 1: touching his friend's dick, like trying to play each other.
Speaker 1: He was like letting the lady boys sit on his lap.
Speaker 1: And the wife was like, do you.
Speaker 2: Know what's even worse is that she had a full
Speaker 2: broken leg. Oh yeah, she had a fully broken leg,
Speaker 2: fully casted. I saw him get her up and scooed
Speaker 2: her to try to get to the bathroom. She looked
Speaker 2: like she was in so much pain. She looked like
Speaker 2: she was fucking but not only that, like she actually
Speaker 2: like she was in pain and that.
Speaker 1: Hers was dating.
Speaker 2: Wait, so she gets to the bathroom. The moment she disappears,
Speaker 2: he goes and makes out with one of these fucking prostitutes.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck was up? And then
Speaker 2: she came back. But the other guy, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: that was his wife. They were on a like a
Speaker 2: that was his white I feel like I had been
Speaker 2: broken in already. She's been she's been doing dealing with
Speaker 2: his fuck shit for years. Okay, she had been down
Speaker 2: a lady boy path of him in nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1: Okay. She was like if you could imagine like a
Speaker 1: round red, middle aged white man with khaki shorts to
Speaker 1: hear the three button and her outfit.
Speaker 2: She had a full white collar.
Speaker 1: It was like ruffles with ruffles and like these highs
Speaker 1: and like a quarter a quarter skirt. It was the
Speaker 1: very she was into it.
Speaker 2: She was there for She was like, baby, have a
Speaker 2: good time.
Speaker 1: There was one who was in with it and the
Speaker 1: other one who looked like she was she gotta kill herself.
Speaker 1: Literally she looks I felt like she felt I was
Speaker 1: looking at her and I was miserable, like so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I get to see the face of embarrassment. It was
Speaker 1: really intense, Tyler. Yeah, Thailand was intense, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful
Speaker 1: and also devotional. Lots of temples, lots of Buddhas, but
Speaker 1: that's that red light district there, baby, is districting. And
Speaker 1: then we decided, after all of the ping punk shows
Speaker 1: and the Horse and the Rainbow club that we were
Speaker 1: going to When I say hoores, I mean sex workers,
Speaker 1: we were going to go get a massage on the strip.
Speaker 1: And I was like, are they going to try? And like,
Speaker 1: I googled it.
Speaker 2: I googled it. I googled that place.
Speaker 1: Oh and then yeah, I read.
Speaker 2: Reviews first before we went to that place.
Speaker 1: Three am and we go get in. Fucking it was great,
Speaker 1: an hour and two hour massage, and then we thought
Speaker 1: we're gonna get in a plane.
Speaker 2: I know. We went to sleep and we woke up
Speaker 2: and I was like our flights. At six am. After
Speaker 2: the massage was over, got the airport. We got back
Speaker 2: to the room and I was like our airport, we need.
Speaker 1: To leave in an hour. We're like, it's not going
Speaker 1: to happen. We can't make it. No, so we postponed
Speaker 1: like two hours.
Speaker 2: So we flew to KOs Samoy and that's when we
Speaker 2: that's when we had this is what's leading us now
Speaker 2: to our bad choice of the week.
Speaker 6: Okay, bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom.
Speaker 1: So because we had all this luggage.
Speaker 2: We decided to leave our luggage in Bangkok at the
Speaker 2: airport because they had these you know, these luggage company
Speaker 2: aged lockers that will take your luggage for a very
Speaker 2: minimal price versus spending four hundred dollars to try to
Speaker 2: bring them with us.
Speaker 1: So we leave the luggage.
Speaker 2: We go to Kosamoy, have a time there, stay in
Speaker 2: a haunted house, which Miela may have made us all
Speaker 2: believe it was haunted house, and then it actually was,
Speaker 2: or maybe it wasn't. I don't know, but I felt
Speaker 2: like if there were spirits in this mother fucking house.
Speaker 1: It was a huge glass house on the top of
Speaker 1: a hill and it was windy, so every time anything good,
Speaker 1: it wasn't even that it was the house lady that
Speaker 1: was sleeping in the back and her husband had just died,
Speaker 1: and I was convinced that he pind of died on.
Speaker 2: Property and he was roaming the property. She kept like
Speaker 2: just coming in again, and she just kept coming in
Speaker 2: the house like out of nowhere, we just pop in
Speaker 2: the house. I'm like, bitch this airlin anyway, And after
Speaker 2: like twenty two thousand nine dollars ninety minute massages in
Speaker 2: Thailand and lots and lots of meals, and we chilled
Speaker 2: a lot there. We just kind of chilled there. We
Speaker 2: fly back to Bangkok to retrieve our luggage and fly
Speaker 2: our asses back home. We have very minimal time. We
Speaker 2: know we're cutting it close. We're like, okay, this is
Speaker 2: the only flight out right out of Bangkok. I think
Speaker 2: we have like an hour to make our flight. It's
Speaker 2: gonna be perfect. Pick up our luggage, and we're just
Speaker 2: gonna get out and check in.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go, We're gonna be then we're gonna be home.
Speaker 2: So we land, We're like waiting at the to retrieve
Speaker 2: our luggage, just taking forever, and like, just go get
Speaker 2: the luggage.
Speaker 1: Just go pick up the luggage. I'll get.
Speaker 2: I'll get all our luggage that we brought to KOSOMOI
Speaker 2: at the whatever their luggage dispenser thing. So I'm like
Speaker 2: all right, So I go to go get our luggage
Speaker 2: and I give them our luggage tags and they're like
Speaker 2: looking at it. They're like talking to one another, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And they're
Speaker 2: like giggling and like like they're laughing at yes, And
Speaker 2: I was like, what's going on and they're like, you're
Speaker 2: at the wrong airport and I was like, no, what
Speaker 2: do you what are you talking about? Like, no, your
Speaker 2: luggage is at another airport and I was like, this
Speaker 2: is the International Bancock airport. They're like there's two International
Speaker 2: Bankok airports KK and D and something else some other shit, yeah,
Speaker 2: dmong or something DM. I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: I was like how far is the airport? An hour away?
Speaker 1: I'm like I called me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, bitch. I was like what She's like, ouage
Speaker 2: doesn't come out yet. We're like what the fuck. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're about to be what the fuck more
Speaker 2: right now? And I was like, our luggage is not
Speaker 2: here here.
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck do you mean? It's not here?
Speaker 1: Is at the other airport? I was like, are you
Speaker 1: fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2: And at this point, we've been in fucking Asia for
Speaker 2: three weeks. We're ready to go home. We're swollen, We've
Speaker 2: been massaged till we're flat.
Speaker 1: I got a massage a fruk out on the plane,
Speaker 1: like the very laud was like pick me up. All
Speaker 1: the way to the airport, I'm getting massage.
Speaker 2: I'm like mentally prepared for this seventeen hour travel day. Like,
Speaker 2: so I'm like, what are we gonna do? Like, are
Speaker 2: we gonna have to say We're gonna have to stay
Speaker 2: another day? Like there's no other option. Shout out to
Speaker 2: our friend Aaron, because she left the day after, two
Speaker 2: days after US came through. She was going to Bangkok,
Speaker 2: and I asked her. I don't even know I asked her,
Speaker 2: but I still have told her. I said, this is
Speaker 2: what I need to do. We need you to do this.
Speaker 1: Thank oh God, only this kind of shit happens to us.
Speaker 1: But this bitch already had three bags because she always overpacks,
Speaker 1: even though she's an international triver.
Speaker 2: We had four bags she had.
Speaker 1: I thought she had three, two carry on and two checked.
Speaker 1: And then we had three bags seven bags. It's not
Speaker 1: like Lax to New York, bitch, Bangkok to San Francisco.
Speaker 1: She's not even going to We still don't have our luggage.
Speaker 2: She has our luggage in her apartment right now.
Speaker 1: Wait, so she leaves two days after us, so we're like, okay,
Speaker 1: just please bring it back for us.
Speaker 2: We'll get pay whatever the costs.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry this bitch calls me at one in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'd like just fallen asleep. She's like calls me and
Speaker 1: like hello. I'm like what. She's like, what the fucking
Speaker 1: in your bag? I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: What is in your bag? Bitch?
Speaker 2: I'm at the airport.
Speaker 1: They pulled me to the side. I'm like, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about. I'm like just like all dis arrayed
Speaker 1: because I just WoT gup. I'm jetlagged. Like huh what.
Speaker 1: She's like, what is it your bag? I was like,
Speaker 1: nothing's in our bag.
Speaker 2: And she's like, they pulled me at the gate.
Speaker 1: They pulled me aside. They strip searched me, and like
Speaker 1: they strip searched you. She's like, oh, I'm ring is
Speaker 1: a tic top, but they made me take it off.
Speaker 1: I was like, nothing's in the bag. And then I
Speaker 1: start fucking tripping, like what's in the bag is immediately
Speaker 1: leading the body calls me at one am. I'm up
Speaker 1: watching the beast in me. I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck's the bad She's like an aaron. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm about to miss my flight. I'm about to miss
Speaker 1: my flight. I should never I've done this. What kind
Speaker 1: of company is it? I was like it had a
Speaker 1: sign it's in the airport.
Speaker 2: It's reputable, I think.
Speaker 1: So she's fucking tripping. I'm tripping. I'm thinking, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have to fly back to Bangkok. I'm having to
Speaker 1: get this bitch a lawyer. What's in the bag.
Speaker 2: And then she's like baking down palace and.
Speaker 1: She's like, I gotta go, I gotta go by. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, we should have stayed
Speaker 1: with our own bags. I call it Erica, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this bitch is stuck at the airport. They stopped her,
Speaker 1: her flames, her planes about the laser, not letting her
Speaker 1: on the flight.
Speaker 2: What's in the bags?
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know. I'm like copal maybe cople.
Speaker 1: They think it's drugs.
Speaker 2: It's freebasing, free basing cople.
Speaker 1: She fucking calls me back. I'm fucking in my bed,
Speaker 1: like I'm like fucking racking my brain. What's in this bag?
Speaker 1: She calls me back like it was your cow head.
Speaker 2: They thought I was They thought I was sure I.
Speaker 1: Was porting your carcass. I bought back like a like
Speaker 1: a cow head with like horns for my living room.
Speaker 1: And she's like, there's like twenty offers and twenty officers
Speaker 1: in there and they're just fucking laughing, like oh, and
Speaker 1: then they let her get on the plane's cowhead. It
Speaker 1: was real though, but I yeah, so that was fucking traumatizing.
Speaker 1: Why the fuck that the strip searcher for a cow
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 2: They just want to see her titties, but they better
Speaker 2: fucking they better have my fucking it better be intact
Speaker 2: when I get it.
Speaker 1: So now it's in now our seven in San Francisco.
Speaker 1: I remember we have a tribe member. Shout out to
Speaker 1: Asia who had helped us. Like five years ago. We
Speaker 1: had like put on Instagram like can someone help us out?
Speaker 1: We have a photo shoot?
Speaker 2: Does anyone want to help us today?
Speaker 1: Because who who recruits people like that us? She was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm from Oakland, but I'm in town and I'll help
Speaker 1: you guys. I remember that she lives in Oakland. I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me text her, hey, girl, do you mind picking
Speaker 1: up our luggage from this other girl and putting it
Speaker 1: on the Greyhound. So she calls me today like, oh,
Speaker 1: the Great Hound doesn't do that. They haven't done that
Speaker 1: since twenty twenty. I was like, I did use that
Speaker 1: method in college. So that was not used it before? No,
Speaker 1: that was FedEx, wasn't it.
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: We use it in att was it Atlanta? We use
Speaker 2: it for touring? We put our shirit on a Greyhound.
Speaker 1: We did. Yes, Okay, that's why because I got that
Speaker 1: from when I so that was the last time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she just calls me and says that is no
Speaker 1: longer and if we put on the Amtrak it's four
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. She's like, I can just drive it down.
Speaker 1: I'm like, the saga of this mother fucking luggage, bitch,
Speaker 1: this fucking luggage. I'm taking everything out, burning the luggage.
Speaker 1: This is done. It's bad luck. I cannot believe the
Speaker 1: saga of this luggage. So now either hopefully she wants
Speaker 1: to come to LA and bring it, please Age come down,
Speaker 1: or else I'm gonna be taking a fucking road trip.
Speaker 1: But there in back to get these fucking this fucking cow
Speaker 1: head that cow had better fucking I want my ugg boots.
Speaker 2: We had a layover in Australia and I got uggs.
Speaker 2: I got real authentic.
Speaker 1: That's like only just happened to us.
Speaker 2: Only this would I just I know, it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: whenever we put our like our good Mon's Bad Choices
Speaker 2: in chat Cheptea. It always like and me and you'll
Speaker 2: always get offended because it's like good Mon's Bad Choices
Speaker 2: hosted by Erica Mila mixture of motherhood and chaos, k
Speaker 2: like chaotic free and I was like, wow, I keep
Speaker 2: calling us chaotic?
Speaker 1: What in the white people word is this? And then
Speaker 1: there were several times on this ship and I was like,
Speaker 1: I think chat Chipeach is right. We are chaotic. How
Speaker 1: do they know it's better than us? There was a
Speaker 1: couple of times I was like, fuck chat sheep tea.
Speaker 1: It was chaotic. So hopefully you know now in the
Speaker 1: next two weeks we'll see those things again. Yeah, looking
Speaker 1: forward to that. My eggs, I don't remember it's in there.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I just have so many masks that
Speaker 1: I bought in Bali because I went by myself to
Speaker 1: the marketplace, which was also overwhelming and cold or landa like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's they're preyer pressuring me to buy
Speaker 1: so much stuff. It's hot, I'm confused to drink. Why
Speaker 1: am I here by myself shopping in Bali by myself?
Speaker 1: And then a monkey jumped on my purse. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm done. I gotta go to a bar.
Speaker 1: But it was fun. Other than that, it was really fun.
Speaker 1: I definitely want to do Bali again. I hope that
Speaker 1: we can do Bali next year again because I want
Speaker 1: to go back to that fucking house and just go
Speaker 1: visit that female priestess and like go to all the
Speaker 1: water blessings and just do all the things that we
Speaker 1: didn't get to do. So I'm really I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to that. Me too. Me too. And if you're looking
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Speaker 2: Your favorite chaotic moms do like.
Speaker 1: Should be excited. We swear it was so much fun.
Speaker 2: Well, that was a great recap that there was a
Speaker 2: lot more in there, but we don't have enough time.
Speaker 1: We were shocked in Bangkok, very shocked. I highly recommend.
Speaker 1: I don't know about it in that order. Maybe Bangkok
Speaker 1: to Bali is a better flight track, but yeah, still
Speaker 1: still worth the going and I would do it again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh Bangkok, Yeah okay, now mentally prepared. I would go
Speaker 1: to explore the food situation.
Speaker 2: I am done with the sex track. I'm cool the
Speaker 2: sex track. And there's like no one is food, no one,
Speaker 2: there's like not there. I just there's no sensual this
Speaker 2: happening there that inspires shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be boogie and Bangkok.
Speaker 1: Bougie and Bangkok and Customoi. Because the weather was not
Speaker 1: so great when we went yeah, but we look, we
Speaker 1: saw some really bomb ass places. But yeah, I'm excited
Speaker 1: to go back and explore and this time take business class.
Speaker 1: Apparently have to be rich to take business last. You
Speaker 1: guys have twenty grand for two people to go business
Speaker 1: last Asia, So we got to work harder. Either drug
Speaker 1: yourself or you can afford twenty grand to get there.
Speaker 2: Literally, I think it was like, yeah, between sixteen and
Speaker 2: eighteen thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollars the round trip, So that didn't happen. So drugs
Speaker 1: and day, It's okay.
Speaker 2: We drugged ourself when we made it and it was fine.
Speaker 2: It was like we didn't even it was basically it
Speaker 2: was like we didn't even do the flight.
Speaker 1: It was business Yeah, it's like business class. And then
Speaker 1: we got lucky and on the way back we both
Speaker 1: had two seats. I got real comfy and then motherfuck it,
Speaker 1: and drugged myself and I was there. I was drugged
Speaker 1: when I got here for at least like twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure, I was stumbling around. I was like
Speaker 1: moving really slow.
Speaker 2: I was stumbling around and then I had a drink
Speaker 2: when I got back that like reignited that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Orlando's like, are you okay? I was like, not really,
Speaker 1: but yeah, here we are back better than never? Is it?
Speaker 1: Tarot dope terrot time ter time cards? What do you
Speaker 1: have in store for us?
Speaker 3: Seek good moms.
Speaker 1: Bitch myself. If you guys haven't tuned in on YouTube,
Speaker 1: you should. It's obviously reached fifty degrees in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: because I'm wearing corduroys and Eric is wearing a sweater.
Speaker 1: So if you haven't tuned in, we are in our
Speaker 1: fall gear because it's finally reached fifty degrees in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I've been shivering in my home. It's cold, the old
Speaker 1: as fuck. You want me to choose?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure? Three of wands three of wand's.
Speaker 2: The three of wands means that progress, expansion, foresight, overseas opportunities,
Speaker 2: while the two of one speaks to planning for the
Speaker 2: future from a place of safety and comfort. The three
Speaker 2: of one shows that your plans are now well underway
Speaker 2: and you are considering even more opportunities to expand your
Speaker 2: current strategy and maximize your ultimate potential. Everything is progressing
Speaker 2: steadily and is expected thanks to your solid preparation and
Speaker 2: ongoing drive. The three of one signals the many chances
Speaker 2: available to you to broaden your horizons. Through study, travel, business, enterprise,
Speaker 2: and learning. You are becoming more aware of the opportunities
Speaker 2: that exist for you right now, and there are still
Speaker 2: more to come. Three of wands also brings your attention
Speaker 2: to the changes and challenges that lie ahead. Given the
Speaker 2: man in this card can see far into the distance,
Speaker 2: then you are likely to be already aware of the
Speaker 2: upcoming developments and obstacles and can prepare for them ahead
Speaker 2: of time. Given the image of land and sea, the
Speaker 2: three of wands can sometimes point to travel, especially overseas
Speaker 2: or over a body of water. It encourages you to
Speaker 2: be adventurous and venture to unknown places, to discover more
Speaker 2: about yourself and learn many new things along the way.
Speaker 4: Indeed, okay, oceans, Okay, book the trip beach, Yeah, come
Speaker 4: see us and adventure and take a chance, and yeah,
Speaker 4: just wander like we did.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, today's affirmation is I don't know.
Speaker 1: Positive thought, positive speech, positive action. Sure, positive thought, positive speech,
Speaker 1: positive action. I got a new tattoo, So that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Positive. It's a it's a mantra, a Buddhist mantra.
Speaker 1: Positive thought, positive speech, positive action.
Speaker 2: Positive thought, positive speech, positive action.
Speaker 1: And I like that. I love that.
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Speaker 1: Bye. Please.
Speaker 3: Yeah, i'mnave been so good? Can't you tell? I went
Speaker 3: through a drought.
Speaker 7: That's until I find out well may not have been
Speaker 7: known earth. I used to be broken Taille now got
Speaker 7: the blues in inser like Beyonce just saw throat shot
Speaker 7: of popping his car wearing our voices.
Speaker 3: Patriarchy kept it in the box to exploit it.
Speaker 7: Women put the pee in power, so it's pointing that
Speaker 7: they want me to be good, so I make bad choices.
Speaker 3: Bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom.
Speaker 1: It he's in on put cannapus in.
Speaker 7: Their Bathbon walked in Boston's cap and I blew his
Speaker 7: cat ball Tip dog.
Speaker 1: Now I'm immune to the.
Speaker 3: Cat called Herbie and no waisted straight.
Speaker 7: To it like a dollar sign. Mother, rent the lover,
Speaker 7: when too, it look like a water sign where you're
Speaker 7: rent the winter essential will when the summer time.
Speaker 3: I do it all. Ain't know when I needs a
Speaker 3: rerunning by