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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Officer Pete Eakins calling from Building Management. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling in regards to an incident in the parking lot

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Speaker 1: the other day. Is this Trent who lives in Apartment

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Speaker 1: four thirteen?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you said you're Officer Pete Eakins. Yes, assistant to

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Speaker 1: the head of building Security here working mostly in the

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Speaker 1: parking lot and I need to speak with you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what happened?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure you know why I'm calling.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know at all.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then let's take a little jog down memory lane,

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Speaker 1: shall we, Trent? Sure, Yeah, you're running shoes on, I'll

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Speaker 1: stretch out. I'm ready to go for a little job

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Speaker 1: with me.

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Speaker 2: Sure what's going for? Yeah? Sure? Whatever.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was doing my normal job going through all

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Speaker 1: of the video from the parking garage over the last month,

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Speaker 1: and I noticed something rather shocking. You want to explain.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Oh you don't. Okay, Like I said, let's go for

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Speaker 1: a little job. Then a week ago, on Tuesday, you

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Speaker 1: dinged the car door next to you, didn't you getting

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Speaker 1: out of your car. Oh willy nilly, not paying attention,

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Speaker 1: and you dinged the car.

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Speaker 2: Next to you. Excuse me? Mm hmmm, yep, I don't

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Speaker 2: understand what's going on. I never dinged any car.

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Speaker 1: I want to remind you you're speaking to an officer here.

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Speaker 2: Why do you keep calling yourself an officer.

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Speaker 1: Because I am assistant to the head of building security here,

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Speaker 1: I work mostly in the parking lot. Officer pet is my.

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Speaker 2: Name, So you're not even an officer. You're a parking

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Speaker 2: lot security guy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I am the assistant to the head of building security.

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Speaker 4: You're a security officer.

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Speaker 1: I am an officer of the law. Okay, no, you're not,

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Speaker 1: and you will address me appropriately and show me some respect.

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Speaker 2: You haven't been respectful to me. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, I guess you're not going to admit it,

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Speaker 1: so I'll let you know that I did further inspection

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Speaker 1: and I was able to get a tiny pink chip

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Speaker 1: from the car that parks next to you off of

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Speaker 1: the door, and I spent the entire week matching it

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Speaker 1: to your car, and you are indeed guilty of this crime.

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Speaker 2: Spend a whole week doing this, Yes, I did. That's

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Speaker 2: sad and I did not do anything right there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to need you to come down to

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Speaker 1: the precinc and fill out some forms and I may

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Speaker 1: be issuing an a restaurrant and you will be fined

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Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars on your next month's rent and face eviction.

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Speaker 2: What pre thinc. Bro, You're not even the officer.

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Speaker 1: You're on a pre You're going downstairs in the parking

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Speaker 1: garage where I am.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of prescinct. That's that's okay, you know what.

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Speaker 4: So do you really think that you can arrest me

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Speaker 4: or give me a wow of fine for like seven

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Speaker 4: hundred dollars You'll be fine?

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Speaker 2: Where are you talking?

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Speaker 1: You'll be fined seven hundred dollars on next month's rent

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Speaker 1: and face eviction. And yes, I have half a mind

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Speaker 1: to issue an a restaurrant based on how you've lied

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Speaker 1: to me under oathed under who do.

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Speaker 4: You think you are?

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Speaker 2: Like you have no juristy.

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Speaker 1: I am offering for paid pacons assistant to the head

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Speaker 1: of building.

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Speaker 4: Security, and I even like the head of security. You're

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Speaker 4: assistant head of security.

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Speaker 1: Assistant to the head of security. The assistant is Paul.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so you basically have no power at all. And

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Speaker 4: if you really think that you can find me seven

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Speaker 4: hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: I probably will come. I will more than likely come

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Speaker 2: over there. I kick your.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you've just threatened an officer of the law. I

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Speaker 1: have that documented.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, make sure to get everything documented because I'm

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Speaker 4: going to come over there.

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Speaker 1: I kick your If you come down here, I will

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Speaker 1: judo shop you so quick you won't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: Judo chopped?

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Speaker 2: What you're going to judo chop me?

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Speaker 1: Judo chopping. I'm gonna get you on the ground, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you to your peer pants.

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Speaker 4: This has got to be a joke.

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Speaker 2: Are you serious?

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Speaker 3: Are you five?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not serious. This is actually Jubil from the

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your

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Speaker 1: girl friends set you up Wave. It was a joke.

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Speaker 1: She said that the building management in your place is

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Speaker 1: kind of a holes and wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought something was up when you

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Speaker 3: started saying judo chop Like what wake

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Speaker 1: Up every morning with Jubile phone Franks