Speaker 1: Start Data, Star Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, Brooklyn Buy Data.
Speaker 1: They Making Noise Data Episode oh four one four the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Now, if you're listening to this the
Speaker 1: day we released this on Monday the fourth, we're a
Speaker 1: few days late because I've been sick. You've been under
Speaker 1: the weather, as you can hear. Yeah, I still have
Speaker 1: a little thing, a little Don't get near me, please don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not contagious, sure about that. Yes, if you google it,
Speaker 1: by the time you see the signs, I'm not contagious anymore. Okay,
Speaker 1: Sabace al Right, so I'm back. I was outsick. I
Speaker 1: was outsick Tuesday. You came in with you came in,
Speaker 1: came in Wednesday. Our friend Joe Gatto was here. I
Speaker 1: did get him to record new ideas for us, but
Speaker 1: I didn't load to me. Most people are saying the
Speaker 1: only reason why you came in Wednesday was because Joe
Speaker 1: Gatto was here. People are saying that that's what people
Speaker 1: are on the radio station. Think why would they say that?
Speaker 1: Say you were definitely ill and you came in any way,
Speaker 1: and then you took Thursday and Friday off again, and
Speaker 1: how bad does that look? Come you take off. Tuesday,
Speaker 1: you come in with not come in with Joe Gaddo.
Speaker 1: I love, first of all, I love Joe Gatto, but
Speaker 1: I would not come to work sick for Joe Gadda
Speaker 1: is one of the boys I like joke. But listen,
Speaker 1: we've known. Would that have changed your mind? No, I
Speaker 1: had no idea he was here, like I came in
Speaker 1: because I came in, I didn't wear my impractical joker's shirt.
Speaker 1: But then you're like, um, two weeks, maybe I should
Speaker 1: go back to bed. And Thursday and Friday you stayed home. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here's what happened in the real world. Um, Monday night
Speaker 1: I would feel I felt a little like I feel
Speaker 1: it off. Whose day morning I woke up and I
Speaker 1: was out of it. I just didn't feel right. I
Speaker 1: texted Nate and You and I said hey, I don't
Speaker 1: feel right, and they was like, yeah, you shouldn't come
Speaker 1: in and take off. So Tuesday I felt dizzy, the
Speaker 1: little headache, and then uh, Tuesday night, I started to
Speaker 1: feel a little better. I woke up Wednesday, I was
Speaker 1: taking day quill. I woke up Wednesday, I felt fine.
Speaker 1: So I came to work and around nine o'clock I
Speaker 1: started getting really dizzy. So I finished up my work
Speaker 1: and I left here. I don't know about ten and
Speaker 1: I get an email from Anita. By the way, you
Speaker 1: made the left two loud. Everbody's mad at you for
Speaker 1: that night. You know what it's not for some reason.
Speaker 1: It comes across loud. But like like on the on
Speaker 1: the on the needle, it's come across loud, right, come
Speaker 1: across friend. I don't understand why. I guess when we
Speaker 1: play audio out of that specific computer, it comes out
Speaker 1: louder than it appears. So at eleven o'clock I get
Speaker 1: an email shows up on my phone. Anita is always
Speaker 1: on the lookout for me when there's guests going to
Speaker 1: the breakfast club down the hall that I would like
Speaker 1: to meet. So she texted. She emailed me and said
Speaker 1: this somebody he would like to meet. And I said,
Speaker 1: I already left. So I went home. At like I
Speaker 1: got home, I texted Nate. I said, it's got much
Speaker 1: worse like. By the time I got home from driving,
Speaker 1: I was blurry eyed. I barely made it home. I
Speaker 1: was completely like, oh, you must have had Dilly had.
Speaker 1: And so I went to bed Wednesday and I said, look,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine I'm gonna be able to come in Thursday.
Speaker 1: I'm dead. I'm it's getting bad. He's like, don't even
Speaker 1: think about it, don't come in. So on Thursday I
Speaker 1: texted him. I said, it's it's horrific. I couldn't got
Speaker 1: it bad, I couldn't walk. I was like, what were
Speaker 1: you doing to uh to try and remedy the situation.
Speaker 1: We're taking medicine. Yeah, I took antibiotics that were a
Speaker 1: zpac was prescribed for me, and I took day quill
Speaker 1: and that didn't work. I took musein X sinus infection stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, people on Twitter, we're saying, maybe you should
Speaker 1: start eating green vegetables. A lot of them were saying that,
Speaker 1: you know, because it's true. Though, when when you start
Speaker 1: eating vegetables and things that are wholesome and healthy for
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna right because nobody gets the flu that
Speaker 1: eats vegetables. No, I'm saying, but it actually speeds up
Speaker 1: the recovery process and maybe you prevent yourself from getting
Speaker 1: it next time, as opposed to a flu shot when
Speaker 1: you're when you're healthier, well, the flu shot. Don't get
Speaker 1: me started with flu shots I've never had a flu
Speaker 1: shot in my life and I've never had the flu. Well,
Speaker 1: that's coincidence. You don't see his It's reversed for you.
Speaker 1: You don't go for flu shots because you've never had
Speaker 1: the flu, but you don't how the flu. And I
Speaker 1: was susceptible to the flu. I'd get flu shots. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'd go. I don't want to get the flu again,
Speaker 1: because it's all when you'd get a flu shot, doesn't
Speaker 1: that give you the flu? This is it doesn't give
Speaker 1: you the flu? How does it make you like him?
Speaker 1: Like any like any vaccine or most vaccines, don't tweet me.
Speaker 1: You get a little bit of the virus, your body
Speaker 1: can fight it off successfully and build up an immunity
Speaker 1: to it. Now listen, I don't I'm not a doctor,
Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to tell people to get vaccinations
Speaker 1: and not get vaccinations. But I just want to say
Speaker 1: for some people, please don't tell people. Is what I meant.
Speaker 1: From what I'm saying, from what I heard some people.
Speaker 1: If you, if you get a flu shot, for some people,
Speaker 1: they actually wait get the full blown flu. Some people. Okay,
Speaker 1: So every year, the success rate of a flu shot
Speaker 1: varies because tod Yes, this is the the modern science.
Speaker 1: What happens is they make a flu shot for the
Speaker 1: strain they believe is going to be the problem that year,
Speaker 1: and different flu strains hit every year. Sometimes they mutate.
Speaker 1: So whereas the flu shot you got this year might
Speaker 1: have been great last year, So you're not getting the
Speaker 1: flu from the shot necessarily, you're getting the flu because
Speaker 1: the shot didn't work. Right now, is it possible that
Speaker 1: some people can't take even a smidge of flu, Sure
Speaker 1: it is. But if the flu shot is successful this
Speaker 1: year thirty five, I'm gonna take it because that'st I
Speaker 1: might not get the flu. I'm not getting involved in
Speaker 1: this conversation. But it's not because you eat vegetables more
Speaker 1: than I do. I just think that's the whole fucking
Speaker 1: world eats vegetables and the whole world gets the flu.
Speaker 1: You know, I understand that. But don't you think that
Speaker 1: you would lead a healthier lifestyle and maybe get sick less? Okay?
Speaker 1: The version of a healthy lifestyle is stuffing a piece
Speaker 1: of broccoli and a doughnut. You you don't be healthier,
Speaker 1: you know, But you know what though? It works for me? Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: oh I had I had asparagus last night for dinner.
Speaker 1: And uh and and and birthday cake. That's the healthy
Speaker 1: Like all you do is eat birthday cake, birthday cake.
Speaker 1: That isn't true. That isn't true. I don't eat a
Speaker 1: lot of desserts. I don't eat a lot of candy.
Speaker 1: I too much Chinese food and pizza, but it but
Speaker 1: I eat. I eat I grilled chicken braass a lot.
Speaker 1: I have steam carrots sometimes for dinner with my meals.
Speaker 1: I just don't like green vegetables because of the car No,
Speaker 1: I just they don't. I don't like the taste of
Speaker 1: green pepper. I like to taste of red pepper. I
Speaker 1: like orange and yellow. I don't like green pepper. If
Speaker 1: I gave you a blind taste test of all the
Speaker 1: different color peppers, I guarantee you you would not know which.
Speaker 1: Are you telling me you can't tell a dude's from
Speaker 1: green pepper and red pepper? Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 1: You're throwing green, orange, yellow, and red. There's no fucking
Speaker 1: where you're gonna get them all. That's bullshit. That's like
Speaker 1: saying if I gave you coke and PEPSI a and
Speaker 1: tell a difference. They taste the same. Really, you want
Speaker 1: to tell the people that coke that have the formula
Speaker 1: locked up in a color? It's a what the peppers.
Speaker 1: The peppers are just that is not true. Color that
Speaker 1: is not true. It's in your mind. It's not in
Speaker 1: your mind. Otherwise, why would anyone buy a different colored
Speaker 1: pepper besides the besides gar you try color ones, the orange,
Speaker 1: you the orange and the yellow. You're telling me there's
Speaker 1: a different they have. They have called Bobby Flay right now,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to bother. Well, we have his number,
Speaker 1: I know I have. I have his number in my phone.
Speaker 1: Because you're afraid. I'm not afraid. You're afraid he's gonna
Speaker 1: tell you this different. I'm not afraid. Should I? Should
Speaker 1: I google it? Yes? Why people are screaming at their phones.
Speaker 1: There's no real difference in takes. It's not true. The
Speaker 1: four peppers, the greens, the yellows, the orange, they're just color.
Speaker 1: It's not true. It's how ripe they are. It's like
Speaker 1: Eminem's scary. You could have a green, eminem and yellow.
Speaker 1: That's like saying that's like saying how ripe a grape
Speaker 1: is or how ripe a tomato is doesn't affect flavor.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Why do you think things are made with
Speaker 1: red pepper, like in a sauce red pepper sauce? Why
Speaker 1: would they The chile As, the green chili, the red chili.
Speaker 1: The chile As they have the red one red pepper
Speaker 1: and a green pepper. The red one has a spicier
Speaker 1: and a hotter taste to it. The different hold different on?
Speaker 1: The different colors of bell peppers actually do taste different.
Speaker 1: Green is the least ripe and bitterest in taste. The
Speaker 1: others are much sweeter, with red being the sweetest. If
Speaker 1: a recipe calls for green peppers, or you simply feel
Speaker 1: like adding some peppers to your meal, I would choose
Speaker 1: yellow or red? Uh, definitely vegetables deliciously dot com bell peppers.
Speaker 1: Do the different colors really taste any different? What's scroll? No?
Speaker 1: Hold on? The answer is no, it's in your head. No,
Speaker 1: it's not in my head. Hold on. This is bell peppers.
Speaker 1: Green peppers. Green peppers are the most commonly used bell pepper.
Speaker 1: They have a rather bitter taste. Not many people enjoy
Speaker 1: eating the plane, but they do like to use them
Speaker 1: for cooking. Like pepper steak Asian restaurants sneake peppers. But
Speaker 1: the other three yellow peppers, these are actually my favorite
Speaker 1: bell peppers. They taste the best in my opinion. Yellow
Speaker 1: peppers have a fruity taste and are very sweet. They're
Speaker 1: great for cooking or eating plain orange peppers um. They
Speaker 1: are similar to the yellow pepper, but a little less
Speaker 1: sweet than the yellow pepper. Red peppers are said to
Speaker 1: be the sweetest and juiciest pepper. They contain more nutrients
Speaker 1: than other peppers, including vitamins A and C, and contain lycopene,
Speaker 1: which is uh cartnoid that lowers the risk of various cancers.
Speaker 1: So red peppers fight cancer and green peppers can go
Speaker 1: funk themselves. That's what I just read. Well, you know something,
Speaker 1: maybe there there may be something about the red pepper
Speaker 1: the other three the other three have they're all similar.
Speaker 1: They're not similar. They're similar in the fact that they're
Speaker 1: all bell peppers. God do I manage restaurants For twelve years.
Speaker 1: Part of my job as a kitchen manager was to
Speaker 1: order the vegetables and the fruit. I know a little
Speaker 1: thing about vegetables, a little thing or two about about avocados. Now, well,
Speaker 1: what do you know about Eastern Standard time and daylight
Speaker 1: savings time, because people are pissing me off right now.
Speaker 1: You know how yea savings time whatever saving time? Do
Speaker 1: you know people want to they want to abolish it,
Speaker 1: they want to they want to keep it at one time.
Speaker 1: Now we just made the switch from daylight saving time
Speaker 1: to Eastern Standard time. Do you know people are like,
Speaker 1: we should get rid of daylight saving time. Know, what
Speaker 1: they're trying to say is they want to get rid
Speaker 1: of standard time, but they're calling it saving time. The
Speaker 1: November to April or whenever we put the clocks ahead,
Speaker 1: we're on standard time. That's the time that is that
Speaker 1: is the correct time, the time that we've always said.
Speaker 1: They created daylight saving time from April to November. And
Speaker 1: people really are trying to say they want daylight saving
Speaker 1: time and stay on daylight saving time forever and not
Speaker 1: go back to standard time. But what they're saying is
Speaker 1: when they're vocalizing it, is they're saying the reverse. They're saying,
Speaker 1: we should get rid of daylight saving time. No, you know,
Speaker 1: you you really mean you want to get rid of
Speaker 1: the Eastern state, you want to get rid of standard time.
Speaker 1: You don't want to get rid of saving time. You
Speaker 1: understand what they what they're saying is the opposite of
Speaker 1: what they want. What do you all of a sudden
Speaker 1: you'll be fuddled. You're staring at your phone because I'm
Speaker 1: looking up because I'm not sure you're correct on on
Speaker 1: the on what you're saying. Oh, I know I'm correct,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I know what your standard time
Speaker 1: is is November to April. You don't have to you
Speaker 1: don't have to look that up. Yeah, no, you're right.
Speaker 1: So what I would I would say is once it's
Speaker 1: hits daylight savings and you spring forward. Yes, that's what
Speaker 1: you want to do. But people like we should get
Speaker 1: rid of daylight saving time. What they mean, Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, the people that say that say savings time,
Speaker 1: which is wrong. Also, what they really need is they
Speaker 1: want to get they want to stay get rid of standards.
Speaker 1: They want to make daylight savings the standard standards standard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But okay, so there's a fallacy that that was created
Speaker 1: for farmers, um farmers only farmers only dot com. Do
Speaker 1: you know I've read an article that farmers have the
Speaker 1: most sex more than anyone else. That's because they get
Speaker 1: up early. They get it up early, and then they
Speaker 1: they're always up early, plowing. I was just looking at it.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying architecture number two followed by UM, I
Speaker 1: forgot teachers and firemen are in there, but the hairstylists
Speaker 1: number three on the people and somehow, um, lawyers and
Speaker 1: doctors are in there and teachers. Those you're like top
Speaker 1: five or six people that have the most sex radio DJs.
Speaker 1: Not not, definitely not. What are you looking up now, Brodie?
Speaker 1: I was just looking up the the actual reason, the
Speaker 1: reason why we had this to begin with. Well, I
Speaker 1: I heard what everybody else heard, and that was they
Speaker 1: did it for the farmers so they could have another
Speaker 1: hour of sunlight or something. I could be wrong, whatever,
Speaker 1: does it really matter anymore? And don't tweet us. We
Speaker 1: already know you're hearing this because one of those things
Speaker 1: that I always look up and I know it that
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore. Exactly, I don't really care, and
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean I don't care about a certain UM.
Speaker 1: I have a story of hope from yesterday. You're gonna
Speaker 1: love this one, David Brody. So I was out to
Speaker 1: brunch with my girlfriend and my buddy, Dave. You know
Speaker 1: they Yeah, the guy who will never forgive for getting
Speaker 1: a belly dancer for my birthday. Oh this is uh,
Speaker 1: this is sex on the way to the party. Dave,
Speaker 1: sex on the way to the party. Yeah, so let
Speaker 1: me can't explain that it. Dave is the guy who
Speaker 1: will say I'll meet you at the bar or the event,
Speaker 1: and then he shows up late and you're like, while
Speaker 1: you're late, Dave, I met a girl on the bus,
Speaker 1: went back to apartment head sex and then and then
Speaker 1: and it came yeah, okay, so, um, we we're having
Speaker 1: brunch yesterday, and um, you ordered the steak and eggs.
Speaker 1: Steak he had steak broody for brunch. I'm okay with that,
Speaker 1: so he says, So all of a sudden, the steak
Speaker 1: and the eggs show up and he takes what one
Speaker 1: or two bites, and he's like, this don't taste like right. This,
Speaker 1: this tastes like it was frozen. Tastes like the steak.
Speaker 1: This is like yesterday's steak. Now here's what he did.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. Steak and eggs with a special special.
Speaker 1: My friends, the special is on a Sunday morning. Is
Speaker 1: Saturday nights. We had too much of this ship. It's leftover.
Speaker 1: Talked about this. If they put something in a box,
Speaker 1: like they put a square around it to focus your
Speaker 1: attention on the menu. That is the highest profited item
Speaker 1: on the menu, or the one they have the left.
Speaker 1: If they do a combo or and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: order the the the petit filet and the flounder combo
Speaker 1: surfing turf. Now, this is a chalkboard deal. When the
Speaker 1: board steaking eggs special and it's not on sale, it's
Speaker 1: rarely ever a difference in price, right or medium? Rarely Yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: the steaking eggs that were on the He ordered the
Speaker 1: chalkboard like people in their head are hearing ore in
Speaker 1: a ground right now, steaking eggs staking. By the way,
Speaker 1: people used to text in when that song was still
Speaker 1: new and go I'm hearing bacon and eggs. No you're not.
Speaker 1: You're hearing bacon eggs, not baking and eggs. Right, nobody
Speaker 1: heard end, so you're lying. He went for the chalkboard special,
Speaker 1: which is the worst thing you could do in a
Speaker 1: restaurant because everyone knows that that's the dumping ground for
Speaker 1: old meat, all right, unless it's an item that they
Speaker 1: only have that day. There are some specials like, oh,
Speaker 1: Chilean Sea bass tonight, only that's a that's a legit
Speaker 1: special weekly specially right, but don't go walk in the
Speaker 1: morning and they're like, oh, brunch special and it's this
Speaker 1: that they wrote it on the board. Okay, So they
Speaker 1: put it on their little blackboard there and then he
Speaker 1: ordered it. It shows up and sure enough he hates it.
Speaker 1: He's like this, something's up with this steak. It tasted
Speaker 1: like it was frozen in and thought out too quickly,
Speaker 1: throwing in a microwave and then thrown on the grill.
Speaker 1: So he sent it back. So we lie in wait,
Speaker 1: we're waiting and waiting to see what exactly is this
Speaker 1: fine establishment going to do for us. Well, David Brodie,
Speaker 1: you'd be happy to know. I'm pleased to report that
Speaker 1: we didn't even have to say anything nice. They came back.
Speaker 1: The host came back, apologize profusely, said we're gonna take
Speaker 1: this off the bill, but as we know, even as
Speaker 1: not even and then they said, you know something, They're like,
Speaker 1: we want, um, what what else can we get you
Speaker 1: in its place? And of course he wasn't hungry at
Speaker 1: this point, and they were like some free dessert. Perhaps,
Speaker 1: So he says, all right, So he says, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'll take some dessert. I'll take something. So he ordered
Speaker 1: the madelines on a madeline is no, neither do I.
Speaker 1: It's just something. It was. It was a nice dessert.
Speaker 1: It showed up. It was at that's something he created, like,
Speaker 1: named after his mother. It was a middle no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the little lady finger type. They look like the pet
Speaker 1: Pepperage Farm Melano cookies, but a smaller format and freshly
Speaker 1: baked anyway, and dipament like this chocolate caramel sauce anyway.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so anyway, so's all right, we're not gonna
Speaker 1: charge you for this right now, right now, somebody is
Speaker 1: as they hear this, is tweeting us that their mother
Speaker 1: made the best madalon. How do you not know madeleine's
Speaker 1: they pronounced madeline's or I actually knew what a madeline was.
Speaker 1: I knew what they were. It's a thing anyway, It's
Speaker 1: a French it's a French dessert, French dessert, right, So
Speaker 1: so he gets that. So now he gets his free dessert.
Speaker 1: So they pulled it on on. They pulled the steak
Speaker 1: off the menu, the steak and eggs. All right, you
Speaker 1: don't have to pay for it. We're gonna give you
Speaker 1: this free dessert. And then the lady comes back in
Speaker 1: again and she just whips out a twenty five dollar
Speaker 1: gift card and said, you know something, we don't want
Speaker 1: you to leave with a bad taste in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Gave you a free dessert, but here's twenty five dollars
Speaker 1: in credit for the next time, right, come back to
Speaker 1: our restaurant. Let me tell you, that's the ultimate free.
Speaker 1: That's free, free dessert. That's even is not even, that's
Speaker 1: we want you back, that's all of it. That's that is,
Speaker 1: that is that's that's why fact that checks every box
Speaker 1: because what that does, that's what I fight for every
Speaker 1: time because what that does now it ensures that he's
Speaker 1: gonna come back at least one more time, right, and
Speaker 1: then he's gonna spend has spent another fucking fifty on dinner,
Speaker 1: because now you're not gonna let that because the food
Speaker 1: cost is so they're still gonna make profit. They are brilliant,
Speaker 1: I think. And that is the trifecta of freedom. That's fantastic,
Speaker 1: that is more than free. That is that is even
Speaker 1: is not even your free dessert and the want to
Speaker 1: parting gift. This is what I Obviously they have been
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. Obviously. Now speaking of listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast, couple of things. We didn't do a podcast
Speaker 1: last week. This is what this is. This is your
Speaker 1: last week's podcast, last week's podcast, the infamous Dill episode
Speaker 1: You're Dil Dil Dill. Yeah. Massive download numbers, massive listener
Speaker 1: numbers are huge. I think it's because we didn't have
Speaker 1: an episode last week, so people just kept listening to it.
Speaker 1: I think more people caught up or people who would
Speaker 1: normally listen an listen to the newest episode. Who are
Speaker 1: newbies jumped on that one. Well maybe so many people
Speaker 1: shared it that new people heard it. But there's one person.
Speaker 1: You have the orange clip of the guy. Yes, uh,
Speaker 1: there's now You and I are big fans of this man.
Speaker 1: We had him on the show. Uh, but here's what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. I think he listened to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Shut up because we did the the Dill podcast two
Speaker 1: weeks ago. Last week on Jimmy Fallon Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon,
Speaker 1: Sebastian came out and did some stand up and I
Speaker 1: highlighted a segment. It's about two minute clip. I think
Speaker 1: he listens to our podcast and you know how like
Speaker 1: you want to do something similar, but you change it
Speaker 1: just slightly. Yeah, you listen to this and you tell
Speaker 1: him no, Liss I love Sebastian. On my point, any
Speaker 1: fingers he ripped us off. I'm saying, listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. If he did listen to this clip, sebastanc
Speaker 1: the Tonight Show, and I want you to have the
Speaker 1: microphone on at the at least definitely at the end
Speaker 1: when you Okay, here we go. By the way, I
Speaker 1: have no idea what. By the way, you haven't heard
Speaker 1: this because I know I told you not to come
Speaker 1: in the studio. Out of the studio, and this isn't
Speaker 1: a bit scary. Legitimately has not heard. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Going out with my wife's family is a nightmare, all right.
Speaker 1: My wife comes from a Jewish family. Do we have
Speaker 1: any Jews here tonight? Perfect? You'll get this, okay. I
Speaker 1: love the Jews. The Jews are very sweet people, all right.
Speaker 1: My wife, Stewart, my best friend is Jewish. There's they're
Speaker 1: sweet people, all right. That's why I gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: build them up, because now I'm gonna rip them the shreds.
Speaker 1: All right. When we go out with my wife's family,
Speaker 1: Jews generally are unhappy when they go out to a restaurant. Right.
Speaker 1: For example, when we go to the table, I never
Speaker 1: sit down at the table because I know this isn't
Speaker 1: the table we're gonna be dining at tonight. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of whispering as we approach, particularly coming out of
Speaker 1: my mother law. It's always something wrong. There's a draft,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of traffic. The chair screwed up, punition
Speaker 1: share is always screwed up. Food's going back. Food's gonna
Speaker 1: go back, for sure. Like they think every ingredient should
Speaker 1: be listed on the menu. So when it comes out
Speaker 1: and they don't, you know, she they're like what. The
Speaker 1: hand goes up, She's like what's this in the Wainter's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a little human. She's like, why didn't see that
Speaker 1: on the menu. And I'm thinking, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: the chef was in the back and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: let me get a little human experiment tonight. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just because it's not on page two, I can't use it.
Speaker 1: I wow, they're changed to human. What well? First of all,
Speaker 1: he's a comic genius because human is a funnier word
Speaker 1: than dil. But dill was real. But Dill was real.
Speaker 1: But you tell me he's not listening to this podcast
Speaker 1: or he knows Jews one or the other or both.
Speaker 1: That was That was episode one three. I'm speechless, man,
Speaker 1: there was no deal on the menu. Now, granted that's
Speaker 1: how we are, but still, how how close to episode
Speaker 1: one on three? Is that? I hope he's listening. I
Speaker 1: love you, Sebastian. That's that is great. Hey, this is Sebastian,
Speaker 1: Man of Skalk, and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast with Brody and Scary. So so um now why
Speaker 1: am I? Why am I looking at this steel panthers
Speaker 1: in front of Panther? Let me tell you about First
Speaker 1: of all, is this one of those cock rock bands
Speaker 1: from the eighties. First of all, you pissed me off today,
Speaker 1: but that reminded me of Steil Panther. We were doing
Speaker 1: Elvis says to to to the room. Hey, let's play
Speaker 1: some classic songs, classic rock songs, not classic rock, but
Speaker 1: classic rock songs. So Danielle suggested, um Bobby Girl by Aqua,
Speaker 1: and Elvis says, we should play some queen. What queen
Speaker 1: songs should we play? So I said, I want it all?
Speaker 1: Do you have that? I want it all? Did you
Speaker 1: find it? So? I want it all? Is one of
Speaker 1: the bigger hits. It's a great song Bueen by Queen.
Speaker 1: I hope I don't blow someone's ear drums out. No,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play ten seconds, so Scary, goes, So Elvis
Speaker 1: is scary, give me all one it all you got
Speaker 1: scary being a pop queen fan, puts in, we will
Speaker 1: rock you, even though Elvis specifically was like another, let's
Speaker 1: play it something different by Queen. So then we start
Speaker 1: naming songs. Got to stop you there he He pulled
Speaker 1: his headphones off at that moment and whispered to me.
Speaker 1: He goes, uh no, don't pull that one. Put I
Speaker 1: will put we will rocky. So he pulled the key.
Speaker 1: Elvis pulled the plug on that song. Alright anyway, so
Speaker 1: I suggested, uh, pull some sugar on me. He didn't
Speaker 1: wanna do that. Well, the first song we played no
Speaker 1: No before before this conversation, unrelated pay Bubbies, the restaurant
Speaker 1: that brought food up today, they brought up a sour
Speaker 1: cherry pot right now when you hit cherry pop question,
Speaker 1: think it was ninety because the first album, Dirty Rotten,
Speaker 1: Filthy Stinking Rich, was eight eight and ninety. And that's
Speaker 1: why at the beginning they go dirty rotten, filthy stinking
Speaker 1: That was I did not know that at the beginning,
Speaker 1: because I know that they they mumble something, they go
Speaker 1: dirty rotten, filthy stink just that clip. And so dirty rotten,
Speaker 1: filthy stinking Rich is the name of their first album,
Speaker 1: um and also a name of one of the songs
Speaker 1: in the first album. Yeah, this is the song he's
Speaker 1: talking about. Yeah, dirty rotten, filthy stinking Great. Okay, So
Speaker 1: so Warrant one of the I would say, second tier
Speaker 1: of the big hair bands of the late eighties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Poison probably one of the top tier. Warrant second tier.
Speaker 1: So ten minutes later, we're doing this classic rock thing,
Speaker 1: and so I suggested Guns and Roses when we play
Speaker 1: either Welcome to the Jungle or Paradise City. And by
Speaker 1: the way, at this point, Elvis was on a let's
Speaker 1: let's go from genre to genre like we were. We
Speaker 1: were throwing in the spice girls Wanna Be, which was
Speaker 1: that pop era of the late nineties. And then let's
Speaker 1: put he threw the Queen's song, but he said he
Speaker 1: classic Rocks and then right and then so I suggest
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Jungle. A choice between Welcome to the
Speaker 1: jung It wasn't a choice of it was or Nirvana
Speaker 1: Smells like teen Spirit. I suggested both of those songs.
Speaker 1: But my point was you said you didn't play Guns
Speaker 1: and Roses because they were too similar to Warrant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we already covered that genre with what we went
Speaker 1: with Warrant Cherry Pie. So why throw in a Guns
Speaker 1: and Roses song when we could throw in another genre,
Speaker 1: which is the grunge era, which is arguably the song
Speaker 1: that changed music forever by Nirvana smells change music forever,
Speaker 1: change music, change music for five or six years. Music
Speaker 1: now doesn't sound volutionized. Yeah, the same way hair metal
Speaker 1: revolutionized music in the eighties. It was a movement. It
Speaker 1: was a movement in another direction. How many bands was
Speaker 1: a name from that era? It was a pivot. No Nirvana,
Speaker 1: Pearl Jamp, Sound Garden, Alice and Chain, Mother Love Bone.
Speaker 1: I keep going the point isming trees to the point
Speaker 1: is yes, it was. It was. It was a pivot.
Speaker 1: It was a pivot a different time. But what you're missing,
Speaker 1: which I don't want to argue too much about thirty
Speaker 1: year old music, It's like Guns and Roses pivoted from
Speaker 1: hair bands when when Appetite for Destruction came out, it
Speaker 1: completely changed the sound of hard rock. Was a student
Speaker 1: of that, Warrant was Are You Insane? Warrant was a
Speaker 1: was a hair band that did power ballads and was
Speaker 1: was was a student of Poison, Poison racked of of
Speaker 1: Motley Crue, not Guns and Roses. Guns and Roses is
Speaker 1: a hard rock band that came out in seven and
Speaker 1: all I'm trying to sa it was a hair band.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to well, he had a lot of hair.
Speaker 1: My point is I thought that Warrant and hear me out,
Speaker 1: Warrant is more similar in category. Pull up to Guns
Speaker 1: and Roses. Hold on then Nirvana, because if I'm trying
Speaker 1: to if I'm trying to showcase different ears and different
Speaker 1: mindsets of music, Nirvana is on a whole different you know,
Speaker 1: that takes music in a different direction, whereas Warrant is
Speaker 1: just more it's just kind of in the same Warrant
Speaker 1: is not in the same arena. They never they would
Speaker 1: never tour together. But really it's not you see, Okay,
Speaker 1: you are someone who sounds like someone who says all
Speaker 1: hip hop sounds the same. No, you're you're someone that
Speaker 1: would say that Bismarckie sounds like Kanye because you don't
Speaker 1: understand the music. That's you're not comparing the right thing,
Speaker 1: because you're comparing to different decades. Now I'm talking about
Speaker 1: this m this Kanye sound like DMX no. But the
Speaker 1: point is Warrant and Hunt, Warrant and and and Want
Speaker 1: now Poison, Warrant and Nirvana, we're basically the same era. Okay,
Speaker 1: you keep sucking up. Your name's Warrant Nirvana, Yes, Nirvana,
Speaker 1: and yes it's in the same time, but it took
Speaker 1: music in a different direction. While Warrant was going here
Speaker 1: with music, Nirvana went there on the same in the
Speaker 1: same year. I don't see. I think the problem is
Speaker 1: that you didn't listen to hair metal when it was
Speaker 1: new in a way that you would understand how guns
Speaker 1: and Roses completely throw music upside down. But to the
Speaker 1: listener of this ROLO show, hold on, the listener of
Speaker 1: our radio show and as executive producer of the More
Speaker 1: you Think Poison sounds like Guns and Roses to today. Okay,
Speaker 1: listen to what I'm saying here, and you only have
Speaker 1: to take it in this context. And the people listening
Speaker 1: to this have to understand that we produce a major market,
Speaker 1: mass appeal morning show to people that don't even know
Speaker 1: what music no music past what ten years ago. What
Speaker 1: saying is so someone like an Ali Gold, who's sitting
Speaker 1: out there right now, she's more prone to thinking Warrant
Speaker 1: and Guns and Roses were kind of in the same
Speaker 1: I don't think she knows what years they came out. No,
Speaker 1: but no, it's not about years. It's about sound, and
Speaker 1: and Nirvana was a completely different sounding together. It was
Speaker 1: a departure. Hold on. I mean, you're talking from the
Speaker 1: perspective of living in that time. But I'm talking to
Speaker 1: the listener and con catering to the listener that listens
Speaker 1: to the Elvis Duran Morning Show and our listeners from today,
Speaker 1: here's a millennial. Let's talk to Andrew. I don't think
Speaker 1: you're giving our audiences. No, I give you pull up
Speaker 1: the two songs I want you to pull up. Don't
Speaker 1: put words in my mouth, not put them up, pull
Speaker 1: up the song which okay, pull up? Okay, putting up
Speaker 1: warrant okay, right, cherry Pie okay? And by the way,
Speaker 1: Heaven is a much better song. But all right, all right,
Speaker 1: Sometimes she cries o Ali Gold at web Gurus here
Speaker 1: and along with Andrew from the Serial Killer's podcast, just
Speaker 1: walked in. Hello, and I saw guys. Hello, Hi Andrew
Speaker 1: and hold on, So I'm gonna name us three. I'll
Speaker 1: name four bands. You tell me if there's one in
Speaker 1: that group that you don't think belongs or they all
Speaker 1: belong in the same group. Okay, okay, so okay, I'm
Speaker 1: pulling up the songs in question, but we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a clip in a minute. But I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: name some bands for you that I think that you
Speaker 1: you may may have heard the names of at least okay, right? Uh? That?
Speaker 1: And what if they all the same group? Or is
Speaker 1: there one that stands out? Okay thatth Leppard, Poison Guns
Speaker 1: and Roses and Warrant Warrant where would be the only one?
Speaker 1: But I feel like they're all hair metal bands. Hold on, no, no,
Speaker 1: you so you think all four of those bands are
Speaker 1: hair metal be the only one that because I just
Speaker 1: don't Maybe if I heard the Warrants song, I'd be
Speaker 1: able to like, oh yeah, do you know what they
Speaker 1: look like? That's the thing I need to And what
Speaker 1: do you describe as hair metal? Oh? The makeup, the
Speaker 1: hair very like I don't know. Metal when I think
Speaker 1: of it now is like no, no no, no, eighties hair metal?
Speaker 1: Oh like very thick out. This is not that's the
Speaker 1: seventies era. And then you just illustrated my kisses broad strokes.
Speaker 1: Hold on, these folks, these people are that's the only
Speaker 1: one I don't know of those bands. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: take them out of the equation. Okay, okay. The other
Speaker 1: three bands all from your recollection of the of the
Speaker 1: bands and the sound. I think the problem is that
Speaker 1: they don't know what hair metal is, right, And who
Speaker 1: listens to our show, No one who knows hair people
Speaker 1: from twelve to sixty listen to our show, Elvis rand show.
Speaker 1: You know how many people are screaming at their podcast
Speaker 1: right now? Listen to me. I get it. The older
Speaker 1: people in their forties and fifties are screaming. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to have a younger mind. Okay, hold on, But that
Speaker 1: wasn't the question. That was to pull off talk dirty
Speaker 1: to me? Okay, it's a great pull talk dirty to
Speaker 1: know that one from the bars, okay, or from the
Speaker 1: video lord No Guitar Hero. Yeah, Guitar Hero taught me
Speaker 1: a lot about well, and my father taught me a lot.
Speaker 1: And she said she I said, talk dirty, and she said,
Speaker 1: Jason Derulo, but talk dirty to me. Okay, So play
Speaker 1: a little bit of talk dirty until we were we
Speaker 1: get in trouble. This is from Guitar Hero. Most people
Speaker 1: know that from Guitar here except people in our podcast older.
Speaker 1: This is right here. I never see him. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: stop it now play a cherry pie. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Play now. I'm gonna play Welcome to the Jungle by
Speaker 1: Guns and Roses. Yeah. Who doesn't know this? It's not
Speaker 1: allowed to play it off? Lower it, but don't turn
Speaker 1: it off. Lower it, lower it, turn the volume down
Speaker 1: and we get to the chorus in a minute. Hold on,
Speaker 1: all right, hold on, you're gonna bring it up, yeah,
Speaker 1: because we don't want to get in trouble. Put it
Speaker 1: back on. I forgot yeah, okay, anyway, and now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play no, No, we'll get to that. Do those
Speaker 1: all three songs sound like they're the same style of music? Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. It's arena rock right like now? Yeah? Now
Speaker 1: if I play this, do you think this belongs in
Speaker 1: that category? But that wasn't the issue, and there's my
Speaker 1: point the half right Nirvana. There was never a question
Speaker 1: about Nirvana sounding like those other bands. That was never
Speaker 1: the question. The question was. My point was Guns and
Speaker 1: Roses and not a hair metal band. They don't have
Speaker 1: the same sound at all. They're much harder. They're more
Speaker 1: like the Rolling Stones. They're a grungy, dirty not grunge.
Speaker 1: But there are a rock band saying about drug. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is two people listening in their teens and
Speaker 1: twenties and maybe even early thirties that they don't know
Speaker 1: the difference, and they all will lump it together. So
Speaker 1: my point is, this morning, when Elvis wanted to showcase
Speaker 1: different genres, we had already played Warrant Cherry Pie, and
Speaker 1: my thought was, let's play Nirvana and not Guns and
Speaker 1: Roses because Guns and Roses is gonna task down too
Speaker 1: similar to Warrant. To the people listening to the Elvis
Speaker 1: Durand show, and I think I was in the right
Speaker 1: and Brody's like, fuck, you know, we're talking about this
Speaker 1: on the podcast. I think I think people in their
Speaker 1: early twenties that don't listen to rock maybe can't tell
Speaker 1: the difference, which is my point was Guns and Roses
Speaker 1: things about drugs and alcohol abuse and and dark themes,
Speaker 1: and they're a hard rock band, whereas Warren and Poison
Speaker 1: are singing about sexual innuendos and uh I mixed up
Speaker 1: the batter and she liked the beater. It's all it's
Speaker 1: all but euphemisms and it's all like you live that
Speaker 1: in your life. Yeah, but this sounds they're all a
Speaker 1: song that comes on in a bar of Sweet Child
Speaker 1: of Mine and Talk Dirty to Me. It's all gonna
Speaker 1: blend the same. It's gonna be the same genre to
Speaker 1: that's unfortunate didn't so so if so, if you're in
Speaker 1: a bar, so just put into context so someday you'll
Speaker 1: you'll look back. He's learning something today. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: learning anything. I'm just I'm depressed. The bout I actually
Speaker 1: wrote that one. That's the that's the same part. Um.
Speaker 1: Do you think every hip hop artist sounds the same? No? Right,
Speaker 1: but I mean I kind of say yeah, like kind
Speaker 1: of really but exactly and like what you're saying, it
Speaker 1: depends to like I understand what you're saying Guns and Roses.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe you're personally saying it's not in
Speaker 1: that genre. There's different types of that genre. Yes, there's
Speaker 1: different artists and alternative that don't all sound the same. Different. No,
Speaker 1: it's not about not signing the same. But look, first
Speaker 1: of all, are they lumped in the same genre? Not
Speaker 1: looking in a rock you look up hair metal bands,
Speaker 1: any real list one of Guns and Roses listed first.
Speaker 1: It was so first of all, because if Scary wrote
Speaker 1: the list and he's gonna have them on there. My
Speaker 1: point is, um, first of all, it wasn't called hair metal.
Speaker 1: Back then, it was called heavy metal. But when Guns
Speaker 1: and Roses came out, the reason that album was so
Speaker 1: big Appetite for Destruction is it completely changed. It was
Speaker 1: like nothing that was on the radio. Correct, it was
Speaker 1: like nothing else with that because I live that right. Therefore,
Speaker 1: at least in reality, not in perception. In reality, it's
Speaker 1: not hair metal. It's completely different than Warrant. And so
Speaker 1: Scary was under the impression that you guys are the
Speaker 1: majority of our audience. And I like to have more
Speaker 1: faith in our audience because if I go asked Deborah,
Speaker 1: our intern, who listens to classic rock, who's wearing a
Speaker 1: Kurt Cobain shirt, but have her come in right now?
Speaker 1: She's but you're not. She she's not. I don't think
Speaker 1: she left. She want to hear on Mondays and Tuesdays.
Speaker 1: That's a problem. Well she dipped. I dipped anyway. So
Speaker 1: I picked the worst possible two people to come in.
Speaker 1: You picked, You picked pretty much our audience. And who
Speaker 1: listens to our morning You're gonna get the hate mail? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah from forty and fifty year old from from
Speaker 1: twenty year olds that that know that guns and roses
Speaker 1: even if their fathers listen or mother's very few, And
Speaker 1: what are you lumping guns and roses into? Then it's
Speaker 1: my question, guns and roses, Guns and roses. That's it.
Speaker 1: Well that's to like ask guess like what they are.
Speaker 1: They're just no, no. Because the question was are the
Speaker 1: hair metal or not? Hair Metal was a specific time
Speaker 1: period and a specific sound that a lot of like
Speaker 1: Sound Garden was grunge, right, Pearl Jam was grunge. They
Speaker 1: weren't right, like like Nirvana, Pearl Jams, Sound Garden, Allison Chains,
Speaker 1: like those groups. That was okay. Now when you think
Speaker 1: of the emo movement of the two thousand's, when you
Speaker 1: think of Fallout Boy, when you think of Good Charlotte,
Speaker 1: simple plan, and I would say this is a good
Speaker 1: point to bring up to Brodie's is that I get
Speaker 1: what you're saying is that they change the sound. Panic
Speaker 1: at the Disco is a perfect example of what you're
Speaker 1: saying Emo, like two thousand six Fever, you can't sweat
Speaker 1: out Panic at the Disco, love chemical romance, so many
Speaker 1: good jams on that. But now they make songs for
Speaker 1: handa commercials. It's very commercialized, very simple like I would. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did any emo movement, but they've changed maybe Guns
Speaker 1: and Roses. When they first came out obviously revolutionize something,
Speaker 1: but then did shift more towards a trend of like
Speaker 1: hair metal, no no, no, or it just got lumped
Speaker 1: with other rocks. Yeah, yeah, because it's rock. When they
Speaker 1: went on tour, they didn't tour with Poison, they didn't
Speaker 1: tour with with hair bands. They toured with hard rock bands.
Speaker 1: I can name them, but like Deep Purple, or arrow
Speaker 1: Smith at the you know, like harder rock class. They
Speaker 1: would they would tour with Queen before they would tour
Speaker 1: with deaf Leppard. Not that they've never done a tour
Speaker 1: deaf Leppard. The point is they were they when that
Speaker 1: album landed. It was massive. You guys know, Guns and
Speaker 1: Roses are because they changed the face of music at
Speaker 1: that time until grunge came along and destroyed that whole decade. Right.
Speaker 1: But the point is they're living there, they're living this now,
Speaker 1: so they can actually distinguish between a chance the rapper yeah,
Speaker 1: absolute and say no, those are genres and the genres, genres, genres.
Speaker 1: Do you think cherry Pie and talk Dirty to Me
Speaker 1: sound like Welcome to the Jungle. They're gonna say, yes,
Speaker 1: it's not that they sound the Mr Brownstone, you know,
Speaker 1: Mr Brownstone. They don't well my Michelle or they don't
Speaker 1: know any of that ship. They know they know sweet
Speaker 1: child of Mind, Brodie. I've studied this, you study studying
Speaker 1: the bar. So you think you think Welcome to the
Speaker 1: Jungle sounds like they made no Paradise City, Well take me, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that sounds like talk dirty to me. I just
Speaker 1: it's not that it sounds like it's just I would.
Speaker 1: I would, yeah, lump all those together as a genre.
Speaker 1: That can I see a genre or as a as
Speaker 1: a time period? I guess more of a time here.
Speaker 1: Can I see a picture of what Guns and Roses
Speaker 1: like the phone? Dude? Pull it up? You know, you know.
Speaker 1: But but this is a great lesson because when Brody
Speaker 1: was in his twenties, this was his life and he
Speaker 1: was living this. It is now thirty years later and
Speaker 1: he's making these arguments for and I'm like, you can't
Speaker 1: go by that. But the argument that they're not here
Speaker 1: that I got foridden Angers and Roses in the same
Speaker 1: category as Warrant. And I'm like, at the time, I
Speaker 1: understand what he's talking about, but that would have been
Speaker 1: a conversation to have not Now, Yeah, this is two
Speaker 1: thousand nineteen and no one people just thank God that
Speaker 1: people even remember them. I also want to I want
Speaker 1: to put a disclaimer on this conversation. Hair bands were
Speaker 1: bands that had big hair but also had a certain sound. Okay,
Speaker 1: in early photos of Guns and Roses, they had hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on. They had teamed up hair to get the
Speaker 1: record deal like Cinderella, But they don't sound like those
Speaker 1: bands they just for until the first album became a hit.
Speaker 1: They had big hair in their promo pictures. Okay, so
Speaker 1: again the media very big hair, very big, but that
Speaker 1: he was on the surreal. Okay, guys, there's a difference
Speaker 1: between a lot of hair and what a hair band had.
Speaker 1: Probably can I just google one thing on your floor?
Speaker 1: You gonna google? And by the way, I don't, I
Speaker 1: don't want. I don't want people coming at me saying, oh,
Speaker 1: Scar right, listen, if you're you know what you can
Speaker 1: do that if you're if you're under, if you're under, brody, fine,
Speaker 1: but I'm sucking. I'm forty five years old. I am
Speaker 1: your age. Chances are that you're writing so so don't
Speaker 1: tell me. I know that the program, right, I know
Speaker 1: the program I'm producing. Why I had the title executive
Speaker 1: producer and I make the decisions. Who else has that title? Me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And you wanted me to play Warrant back to back
Speaker 1: with guns and Roses and they're not back to back.
Speaker 1: After Barbie Girl, talking about that, I chose Nirvana. But
Speaker 1: wait a minute. You played Barbie Girls and the only
Speaker 1: time for one you played Barbie Girl, then you played
Speaker 1: Spice Girls, I could make the same all play Spice
Speaker 1: Girls today. You said, you said, I said, I said
Speaker 1: Barbie Girl. What was the other thing you played? You
Speaker 1: did say Spice I played Queen and and we played
Speaker 1: Barbie Girl, and we played Warrant, Cherry Pie and Nirvana,
Speaker 1: all different genres to our audience. I rest my case.
Speaker 1: You can't rest your case. You just agree with yourself.
Speaker 1: Why is this Steel Panther song sitting there? Okay, so
Speaker 1: you guys will enjoy this. So Steel Panther, they don't
Speaker 1: even know who that is. I'll tell you what it is,
Speaker 1: Steel Panther. He you can look at a picture of
Speaker 1: the you're talking about the Pink Panther cartoon. Tell him
Speaker 1: you're not stupid talking about a superhero from Marvel. You
Speaker 1: guys are in your twenties, so you think Steel Panther
Speaker 1: must be the big pant You got to see the
Speaker 1: Steel pant the movie. Really, it's a Marvel universal. Continue
Speaker 1: talk about this. Yeah, Steel Panther was a movie that
Speaker 1: really inspired Steel children that never had a superhero to
Speaker 1: look up to. All right, go for it. The Wikipedia
Speaker 1: for glam metal does site guns and rows holdout glam
Speaker 1: metal is not hair metal, but it's all linked under
Speaker 1: the same fashion style. Yes, fashion and style. Again, hair
Speaker 1: metal was a sound and this says to the sound
Speaker 1: and from Los Angeles along with all these other fucking
Speaker 1: hand metal bands. Jolly because poisons from Pittsburgh maybe poison,
Speaker 1: but right, don't tweet me right. And by the way,
Speaker 1: um speaking of grunge was from where right? And uh
Speaker 1: Eddie Vetter is from San Diego. So again, you can't
Speaker 1: generalize generalized reporting for duty Steel Panther, person Steel Panther.
Speaker 1: I love Steel Panther. Steel Panther is a band that
Speaker 1: looks like an eighties hair band, but all of the
Speaker 1: lyrics are filthy, the most disgusting, sexual, perverted, can't play
Speaker 1: on the radio. Lyrics imaginable with the best song titles,
Speaker 1: but they sound like in eighties band and power ballads
Speaker 1: and play in the beginning of that one song. No,
Speaker 1: this is community property you have you've had it's two headphones.
Speaker 1: Why are you sharing one? Bad? Ali? Ali? Look, I'm
Speaker 1: pointing there right in front of you. They're blue. Ali.
Speaker 1: I'm still pointing. You're not looking at my finger. Usually
Speaker 1: when people point, look for the finger plugged in, plugged in. Listen,
Speaker 1: this is God so fucking gun, you're right about these
Speaker 1: kids today. I will give you the stars in the
Speaker 1: scar there too far if you are happy. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: the new album came out. I just got it. That one.
Speaker 1: It's funny. It's funny. It's called heavy Metal Rules. There's
Speaker 1: a couple of songs on the album. There are parodies
Speaker 1: of Hay not parodies. They are a band that those
Speaker 1: are those are women. By the way, he's holding the
Speaker 1: physical CD istually, by the damn ship a person who
Speaker 1: would have a CD player. Okay, I buy CDs. By
Speaker 1: the way, you like the artist enough, I they okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So some of the songs, all I want to do
Speaker 1: is fuck parentheses myself tonight, um fuck everybody, and um
Speaker 1: that's great. The gods of the P word, I said,
Speaker 1: And what's you know, what's the point of all that?
Speaker 1: I want to because I want to because it's just
Speaker 1: they have funny titles. So uh. They have a song
Speaker 1: called eating Ain't Cheating. They have a song called the Shocker,
Speaker 1: Two in the Pig, and one in the Stage. My
Speaker 1: favorite song on the on one of their albums, it
Speaker 1: won't Suck itself. Wow, going in the back door, misogynistic.
Speaker 1: They have a song called Poo Tang Boomerang, Oh my God, Ali,
Speaker 1: be still your virgin ears. She's tight? This is this?
Speaker 1: Can I use the P word? They have a song
Speaker 1: called Pussy Ain't Free. You have a song called You
Speaker 1: have a song called pussy Whipped, a song called She's Tight.
Speaker 1: I have a song called Glory Hall. You have a
Speaker 1: song called Bukhaki Tears. They have a song called gang
Speaker 1: Bang at the Old Folks Home, Oh uh, and fucking
Speaker 1: my heart in the ass. That's okay. This band takes
Speaker 1: themselves seriously. They're not a parody band. If I have
Speaker 1: to explain to you what kind of band they are,
Speaker 1: is it like this is spinal tap? Is that what
Speaker 1: this is? So it's a band that looks exactly and
Speaker 1: sounds exactly like bands from the late eighties. Right, but
Speaker 1: the lyrics sort of sound like Poison and Warren. Right,
Speaker 1: So they're very sexual. That would be a parody they were.
Speaker 1: Send up. This guy looks like Axel Rose. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so I'll stop. You have no okay, it does not
Speaker 1: look like Axel Rose, not even a little bit. He's
Speaker 1: your your racist, that's what's there. Yes, Bret Michael's as
Speaker 1: a headband, Bret Michael. That's what he looks like. The
Speaker 1: headband is a headband, So all people headbands look alike
Speaker 1: and it's not. Okay, look up the word power. They're
Speaker 1: fantastic in concerts. Would you think of there there's a parody? Man?
Speaker 1: What kind of audience that do they have? Like? Do
Speaker 1: they have people who like the original? Yes? They get
Speaker 1: to where they do well? Okay, so yeah, kind of
Speaker 1: like they're not panicking the disco, but there they You know,
Speaker 1: the point is they're funny song titles and hilariously written lyrics.
Speaker 1: That's all right. They can't be taking themselves too seriously though,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're not. But the drummer's name is sticks Sis.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's like a pun. I feel like the
Speaker 1: music that they're making is almost like bad rat music
Speaker 1: to a degree, only not bad rat music, just like
Speaker 1: mixtape type of rap music where it's just all about
Speaker 1: sex and drugs. But like Kendrick Lamart doesn't that right.
Speaker 1: So what they did was they took cherry pie, which
Speaker 1: was euphemism for you know, the female body part, right,
Speaker 1: and they just say the female body part. They've thrown
Speaker 1: out the euphemisms. And they just say it's in your
Speaker 1: face pretty much. If that's what you like scary. Yes,
Speaker 1: this has been a very enlightening segment. Thank you quite
Speaker 1: the Dill talk. Make sure you listen to Andrew on
Speaker 1: Serial Killers podcast with Scotty b. Thank you. And make
Speaker 1: sure you listen to Ali gold on The Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: episode one on four because she's not on Bees in
Speaker 1: the Trap anymore. But you can't follow me at Ali
Speaker 1: Goldfish on everything. So yeah, that's really great. They do
Speaker 1: one a week. You guys are banging through. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we're eating a lot of cereal. So how many episodes
Speaker 1: do you guys do a week? Too? To a week?
Speaker 1: But we record like almost every other day just in
Speaker 1: this way, we just keep them because I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not like the cereal can go back there. They're on
Speaker 1: a crazy role. I've been doing Walkers and Talkers to
Speaker 1: three years. Roughed episode I think one sixty four. They're
Speaker 1: going to pass us soon because you're released in two
Speaker 1: a week. Yeah, and we just prerecorded a ton of
Speaker 1: them because it's not like the episodes are like can
Speaker 1: get old, No, they can't. We had to say today
Speaker 1: it was Thanksgiving, which was confusing because it was Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving cereal? Oh god, now, what could you make a
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving cereal? They had the pringles, the roasted turkey pringles,
Speaker 1: but cereal. You have to think it goes with milk
Speaker 1: turkey and go together. No no, no, no no. We
Speaker 1: do have a cereal in their Maine out of beans.
Speaker 1: That's okay. I'm going to try. God, please, for the
Speaker 1: love baby Jesus, I can't do that baked bean cereal
Speaker 1: with milk. Well, thanks for joining us, Thanks, thanks for
Speaker 1: stabbing me in the back, young bastard. Hey, this is
Speaker 1: some bashamanaskalkle and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast
Speaker 1: with Scary and Brody. Um, do we have jokes from that?
Speaker 1: Wasn't enough? Well from before? Well, you know it was
Speaker 1: nice having them in here and to prove my point.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll edit that out. Listen to you. I
Speaker 1: give our listeners more credit that okay, yeah, you do that. Um.
Speaker 1: I did want to tell you about my meat loaf.
Speaker 1: I made my meat loaf. I saw the video, so
Speaker 1: keep it. I've got my finger on the button. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: I got it ready made. I made my meat made
Speaker 1: the meat loaf. What was specially about the meat loaf, Well,
Speaker 1: the ingredients. Uh, there was a recipe on the TV
Speaker 1: show because I turned the sound off on your at
Speaker 1: Home with the Neelies. Oh, I was using. The music
Speaker 1: I was using was Paradise by the dashboard light by
Speaker 1: meat loaf? Oh, hair band, hair band? Oh, here's your
Speaker 1: boy on? Hey, yeah, Persus, you and your came all over.
Speaker 1: What is that shade butter smell that you're bringing into
Speaker 1: the room? Wow, the way he assumes, why can't he
Speaker 1: be wearing dog chain gabana because he's got that that smell?
Speaker 1: What that? What is that? You know? Black? That you
Speaker 1: smell like black people? You starting already? Is that grits comedy?
Speaker 1: Grits and eggs and bacon? Will you share with the
Speaker 1: audience what you're wearing? Hold on, hold on? Is there
Speaker 1: a possibility it could be drop car or axe? Could
Speaker 1: be dove? No, No, that's scary nineties juice there? What
Speaker 1: is it? What do you? What do you wear? I
Speaker 1: wear an oil is called cocoa mango. It's so good
Speaker 1: and it's that you just know spruce. You know. All
Speaker 1: I have to do is close mind to do I
Speaker 1: know spruces here, black people smell differently smell wonderful. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: you see you moved into the neighborhood one of those guys.
Speaker 1: I was telling you brother about my meat last night.
Speaker 1: His name. I was watching it at home with the Neelies.
Speaker 1: You know the Neelie's they're on the Food Network. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. What would you say is your favorite genre
Speaker 1: of music? Mine? Yeah? What kind of means? You listen
Speaker 1: to a lot A lot of hip hop? A lot
Speaker 1: of hip hop? Yeah? Do you do? You know? Poison
Speaker 1: and Warrant? What kind of music would you say they are?
Speaker 1: That was rock? Yeah? Like like what kind of rock?
Speaker 1: Anything particular? Well, that was the glam rock area, right, yes, yeah, yeah, okay?
Speaker 1: Guns and Roses, Guns and Roses, they weren't glamrock though,
Speaker 1: What were they? How would you describe Guns and Roses?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call him metal? Okay? So so like bands
Speaker 1: like Warrant, Warrant and Guns and Roses, would you put
Speaker 1: them in the same category? Was up there one of
Speaker 1: those hair bands? Right right? How would you would you
Speaker 1: say Guns and Roses a hair Would I say Guns
Speaker 1: and Roses a hair band? If you guys say guns
Speaker 1: Roses all part of that genre, you know, what when
Speaker 1: When I think about it, Uh, not really, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. And how old are you? Spruce, I'm old.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say how old I am, but I
Speaker 1: will say I will say this my first page freedom
Speaker 1: Here is what this is the difference between Generation X
Speaker 1: and millennials generation So, yes, and by the way, I'm
Speaker 1: a Gen X. Well, well is that a mouse stands
Speaker 1: out of generation Malcolm X? Right? Is how you're saying.
Speaker 1: So I would agree with you, But we're producing this
Speaker 1: morning show that targets millennials that we target. Put on
Speaker 1: a different hat. How we talking? Yeah? We do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we were abroad mass appeal. We are mass appeal.
Speaker 1: But we you know, we're talking and talking. Okay. The
Speaker 1: point is I was thinking I was putting on my
Speaker 1: executive producer hat. You're on the show. You don't have
Speaker 1: to We're not going to retread this. I get it.
Speaker 1: Already needed some validation today because he just had to
Speaker 1: ask handed to him by a couple of millennials a
Speaker 1: boy because Brody was wrong. So are you bringing in
Speaker 1: the millennial? You're not doing We're not going back on
Speaker 1: the song. We're not going anyway. So I was making
Speaker 1: my meat Love at Home with the Neelie's great show
Speaker 1: on them Cooking Network, And I gotta tell yeah, it
Speaker 1: was I was. I felt accomplished because it was I
Speaker 1: got older. I went to buy the wish to shear sauce.
Speaker 1: But help, don't tweet me. I went to buy I
Speaker 1: went to buy the blue cheese. I went to buy
Speaker 1: every little you put blue cheese in your meat loaf.
Speaker 1: This is the problem. He likes food that isn't normal.
Speaker 1: I put. I put a meat loaf, meat, breadcrumbs, maybe
Speaker 1: some eggs, and then and then I put it. No
Speaker 1: hit the j h. The whole thing was a set up.
Speaker 1: I knew it. They know it because it wasn't about
Speaker 1: the meat loaf spruce. It was about then they gave
Speaker 1: me a challenge and they said could you make They
Speaker 1: gave you an oven. That's what they gave you. You
Speaker 1: do that ship on your social media? Yeah, because I'm
Speaker 1: you know, I like the Neelies. But Bobby Flay has
Speaker 1: the most gang to show one. Oh it's some most
Speaker 1: beat the most gangster showing TV. Speaking of FLA, what
Speaker 1: you grow up I grew up in you know, in
Speaker 1: the South. Yeah, did you eat a lot of bell
Speaker 1: peppers as a kid, not a lot. Do you like
Speaker 1: bell peppers? Yeah? What colored bell pepper do you like?
Speaker 1: I like a green one. Yeah, but they have the yellow, orange, yellow,
Speaker 1: and red. But what's the difference between all those? I'm
Speaker 1: not that good at But there is there a difference,
Speaker 1: to your knowledge, any of them? Yes, there is, but
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is because I'm not like
Speaker 1: a food foodie. But you eat green ones because you
Speaker 1: like to taste the green ones. I like green. I
Speaker 1: eat green ones because that's what I grew up with mainly,
Speaker 1: and that's what I stick to. I've eaten red ones. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm eating all peppers, and did the red ones taste
Speaker 1: exactly the same as the green? Actually kinder they do.
Speaker 1: I can't tell the difference. I can't tell the difference.
Speaker 1: Thank you me neither. Well, then you two of you
Speaker 1: have no peppers. That's all I'm saying. I don't have
Speaker 1: a sophisticated palette like that. You you might detects dil
Speaker 1: I can tell the difference ones and hines ketchup that much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he can. We used to competing fruit dose corn syrups.
Speaker 1: He knows the difference. I used the organic. Non uh,
Speaker 1: let's sketch up. Thank you, thank you, bravo me Wow.
Speaker 1: This guy here is telling me that that put water
Speaker 1: in the bottom when you get down to the bottom. No,
Speaker 1: I just cut it open with a knife. We get
Speaker 1: that at our house. That bottle I cut, dude, I
Speaker 1: cut the peanut butter. But is better for that catch up?
Speaker 1: Hines is better for that. I get the skippy. Once
Speaker 1: I get it all out, take a knife. I cut
Speaker 1: it open. Then you can get inside it like peanut butter.
Speaker 1: And there even it's like cracker full at least smooth.
Speaker 1: And I say cracker I mean, you know anyway, I
Speaker 1: had a point to my meat love story. I don't
Speaker 1: give a anymore point meat love story. Would you wanted
Speaker 1: to hit you on? The point was if you put
Speaker 1: your mind to anything, you can do it, and I did.
Speaker 1: I never thought that I would be able to accomplish this,
Speaker 1: but I did. Would you have made a meat? Would
Speaker 1: you have gone? Would you have made a meat from scratch?
Speaker 1: If it wasn't something you wanted to promote a product?
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna say the name again because I don't
Speaker 1: want to play the jingle, but I'm just gonna say
Speaker 1: They challenged me to do something out of the ordinary
Speaker 1: other than pizza and English muffins, and I was up
Speaker 1: to the task. So I was. I was inspired and
Speaker 1: motivated by that. Tell me again what the ingredients of
Speaker 1: the meat loaf for, because you have a problem with it.
Speaker 1: It was it was it was beef, beef, okay, I
Speaker 1: had blue cheese. It was onions. Mushrooms that I put
Speaker 1: that first panco bread crumbs and an egg right and
Speaker 1: then and tomato sauce. This this is a classic example
Speaker 1: of what we talked about the beginning of this episode,
Speaker 1: and what was that that you will take your mushrooms
Speaker 1: and stick them in a blue cheese meat loaf creation
Speaker 1: and say you ate healthy. That's right, I said earlier
Speaker 1: in the podcast. He will stick broccoli in a cupcake
Speaker 1: and say he eats vegetables. That's what he did. He
Speaker 1: took roll me, he slathered the role me in blue
Speaker 1: cheese dressing, and then he put an egg in it
Speaker 1: and lixed up the blue cheese and then it was
Speaker 1: like froms some carbs. I was like, I'm gonna throw
Speaker 1: some mushrooms in that. I don't want to tell people
Speaker 1: I ain't vegetables and some chip sauce. Stupid. Oh my god, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're getting your getting your daily allowed. Mushrooms. I love mushrooms. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love the mushrooms are great. Yeah, I like they
Speaker 1: render a lot of water. They really do. Like got
Speaker 1: the cheese, but just can't. I can't do you heat
Speaker 1: it up and water and cheese. It makes me give
Speaker 1: me mud butt? Are you? Are you lactose in taller?
Speaker 1: I am lactoes ignorant? The older again, I realized that, Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: scary what you have dinner this night? Well, I too
Speaker 1: can stick of butter. I shoved it into a crambrole a.
Speaker 1: I put web cream on top, room right, and I
Speaker 1: and I stuck a carrot in it. That's how he cooks.
Speaker 1: And I garnersed it with with malamars and sprinkled it
Speaker 1: with some truffles. No deal, I put, don't get started.
Speaker 1: I love malamars malas. Now I saw the boxes. You
Speaker 1: know it's a seasonal line them. You can don't know
Speaker 1: that that cointed Scottie b can certain times of the
Speaker 1: don't know why. I know why. Brodie knows why. I
Speaker 1: know why as well. I learned this from Brody. Why
Speaker 1: they only found the knowledge certain certain parts of the
Speaker 1: season and tell everybody why you can only get Malamr's
Speaker 1: in the fall and winter because the chocolate would melt
Speaker 1: in the summer. And they don't want to pay for
Speaker 1: the refrigerated trucks because they come with on the truck
Speaker 1: with other stuff, so they're hard to find in July.
Speaker 1: So they don't sell them because they'll go bad in
Speaker 1: your house, They'll go bad on the shelves. It's too warm,
Speaker 1: too warm, So they only sell it during cold season,
Speaker 1: during cold temperatures. You know, I don't know if Malama's
Speaker 1: are available in the South. I don't know, like if
Speaker 1: we had we had him in the South, but I
Speaker 1: don't not in July. I I can't recall whether you
Speaker 1: didn't have them. Okay, don't you eyebow me to say
Speaker 1: you had him in the summer. Now I have these,
Speaker 1: uh this national clip? You're talking about that because I
Speaker 1: wanted to finish that off. Okay, So this is another
Speaker 1: example of oh, I have another clip for Thursday when
Speaker 1: your next podcast, next podcast. This is an example of
Speaker 1: a of a news head who doesn't know what the
Speaker 1: f he's talking about, doesn't know sports. Someone wrote him
Speaker 1: a story. He's reading off a teleprompter. Somebody doesn't know
Speaker 1: their own history, and he doesn't know. He doesn't you. No,
Speaker 1: I just think most people don't know. Okay, but I
Speaker 1: want you to do the math on this. You didn't
Speaker 1: know that the Montreal Expose became a baseball team in
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine. Okay, that's when they that's when they
Speaker 1: were born. No, really, the Mets one of the World
Speaker 1: Series sixty nine, the Metro ninety two. That's correct, that's right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's correct. Sorry about that sixty Who did they come
Speaker 1: with the Mets in the It was there. There were
Speaker 1: four teams in sixty two, and then it was the
Speaker 1: California Angels at the time, they're called the California Angels.
Speaker 1: The Houston called forty five, which became the Astros. Did
Speaker 1: you just make a black liquor? You just know, you
Speaker 1: just a small liquor. You're from New Orleans. You just
Speaker 1: black and they don't have a team. What does that
Speaker 1: do with the Houston Astros. It's next to Houston, it's
Speaker 1: near Houston. It's no. Okay. Your tip might have been
Speaker 1: well scary, but you looked at me away. You know what?
Speaker 1: He did you know what he did? He Beard you
Speaker 1: New Orleans team, I know you're from New Orleans, and
Speaker 1: then the closest team is in Texas and I had
Speaker 1: to be in Houston. What the fuck are you just
Speaker 1: like labeling me a right and listen to something. Some
Speaker 1: really great men in history have been Beard is your
Speaker 1: favorite baseball team Yankees? Okay? But Mr Tea, So my
Speaker 1: point was in two thousand four, the Montreal Expos moved
Speaker 1: to Washington, came to Washington Nationals I think for the
Speaker 1: oh five season. Okay, nineteen sixty nine when the Expo started.
Speaker 1: Should I tell you how many years it was? No,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you after this clip. Listen to this guy
Speaker 1: giving you the history of the franchise of the Expo
Speaker 1: slash Nationals franchise embarrassing hot in Game seven of the series. HiT's,
Speaker 1: by the way, the first championship in some ninety years
Speaker 1: for this franchise, dating back to its Montreal Expose days
Speaker 1: and sudden ninety years since nineteen sixty ninety years, that's
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. Nineteen twenty nine, there was no Expose what nine?
Speaker 1: What did he confuse it with? Fifty? Nineteen sixty nine
Speaker 1: was fifty years ago. So somebody, maybe somebody was a
Speaker 1: type of the five is not near the nine on
Speaker 1: the keyboard. That's just that's terrible. Where where'd you get
Speaker 1: that from? One of the cable news channels. But you
Speaker 1: notice he says, listen the way says championship. Houston in
Speaker 1: game seven of the series, hits, by the way, the
Speaker 1: first championship. He says, Campion, Cap He's on television, he said, Campion,
Speaker 1: Keep Campion. Keep what I'm saying right, Spruce Camp there
Speaker 1: makes it? He said, okay, now what can you one
Speaker 1: more time? Listen to the last thing he says after
Speaker 1: Montreal x Pose because I don't understand this either, Washington
Speaker 1: faint Houston in game seven of the series hits, by
Speaker 1: the way, the first championship in some nineties years for
Speaker 1: this franchise, dating back to its Montreal Expose days and sudden,
Speaker 1: dating back to it's Montreal Expos days and such and such,
Speaker 1: what's the end? Such part? There was no other There
Speaker 1: wasn't another team. He didn't let his expos and such such.
Speaker 1: He didn't know the first time about Canadians have a team.
Speaker 1: We don't know about the end. Such is the that
Speaker 1: was it Vancouver and such as Ottawa, and they were
Speaker 1: good Ottawa and such as Edmonton and such is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that they were good champions. By the way,
Speaker 1: if you can figure out how to spell championship, you
Speaker 1: can go ahead and tweet us tweets champigons hips. Are
Speaker 1: we done already? We spent a lot of time with
Speaker 1: guns and roses. I don't know why we did that, well,
Speaker 1: because we're assholes from Brooklyn. Daw Boys Rock Brooklyn, Brookline
Speaker 1: daw Boys Brock Brooklyn,