WEBVTT - #104 Malt Liquor? I Didn't Even Know Her! 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:10.480 Start Data, Star Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, Brooklyn Buy Data. 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:18.360 They Making Noise Data Episode oh four one four the 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:21.520 Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Now, if you're listening to this the 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:24.680 day we released this on Monday the fourth, we're a 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:26.640 few days late because I've been sick. You've been under 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:28.159 the weather, as you can hear. Yeah, I still have 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:31.520 a little thing, a little Don't get near me, please don't. 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:34.239 I'm not contagious, sure about that. Yes, if you google it, 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:36.960 by the time you see the signs, I'm not contagious anymore. Okay, 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:40.720 Sabace al Right, so I'm back. I was outsick. I 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:43.600 was outsick Tuesday. You came in with you came in, 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:46.199 came in Wednesday. Our friend Joe Gatto was here. I 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:47.720 did get him to record new ideas for us, but 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.360 I didn't load to me. Most people are saying the 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:51.440 only reason why you came in Wednesday was because Joe 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.760 Gatto was here. People are saying that that's what people 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:55.680 are on the radio station. Think why would they say that? 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.360 Say you were definitely ill and you came in any way, 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.280 and then you took Thursday and Friday off again, and 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.520 how bad does that look? Come you take off. Tuesday, 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:08.360 you come in with not come in with Joe Gaddo. 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.560 I love, first of all, I love Joe Gatto, but 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:13.200 I would not come to work sick for Joe Gadda 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:15.240 is one of the boys I like joke. But listen, 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:19.000 we've known. Would that have changed your mind? No, I 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:20.640 had no idea he was here, like I came in 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:23.400 because I came in, I didn't wear my impractical joker's shirt. 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:25.679 But then you're like, um, two weeks, maybe I should 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.959 go back to bed. And Thursday and Friday you stayed home. Yeah, 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:31.280 here's what happened in the real world. Um, Monday night 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:32.959 I would feel I felt a little like I feel 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.840 it off. Whose day morning I woke up and I 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:38.600 was out of it. I just didn't feel right. I 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.120 texted Nate and You and I said hey, I don't 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:43.160 feel right, and they was like, yeah, you shouldn't come 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:47.160 in and take off. So Tuesday I felt dizzy, the 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:50.400 little headache, and then uh, Tuesday night, I started to 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.600 feel a little better. I woke up Wednesday, I was 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:55.520 taking day quill. I woke up Wednesday, I felt fine. 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:58.520 So I came to work and around nine o'clock I 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.560 started getting really dizzy. So I finished up my work 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:05.920 and I left here. I don't know about ten and 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:08.080 I get an email from Anita. By the way, you 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:09.560 made the left two loud. Everbody's mad at you for 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:12.760 that night. You know what it's not for some reason. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:16.280 It comes across loud. But like like on the on 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:19.400 the on the needle, it's come across loud, right, come 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:21.640 across friend. I don't understand why. I guess when we 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:26.280 play audio out of that specific computer, it comes out 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.840 louder than it appears. So at eleven o'clock I get 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:33.320 an email shows up on my phone. Anita is always 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:35.240 on the lookout for me when there's guests going to 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:36.920 the breakfast club down the hall that I would like 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:39.560 to meet. So she texted. She emailed me and said 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:40.839 this somebody he would like to meet. And I said, 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:44.120 I already left. So I went home. At like I 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.560 got home, I texted Nate. I said, it's got much 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:48.880 worse like. By the time I got home from driving, 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.600 I was blurry eyed. I barely made it home. I 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:56.520 was completely like, oh, you must have had Dilly had. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.919 And so I went to bed Wednesday and I said, look, 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:01.800 I can't imagine I'm gonna be able to come in Thursday. 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:04.760 I'm dead. I'm it's getting bad. He's like, don't even 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.080 think about it, don't come in. So on Thursday I 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.760 texted him. I said, it's it's horrific. I couldn't got 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:12.799 it bad, I couldn't walk. I was like, what were 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:16.920 you doing to uh to try and remedy the situation. 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:20.400 We're taking medicine. Yeah, I took antibiotics that were a 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:24.760 zpac was prescribed for me, and I took day quill 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.760 and that didn't work. I took musein X sinus infection stuff. 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:30.560 You know, people on Twitter, we're saying, maybe you should 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:32.720 start eating green vegetables. A lot of them were saying that, 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.960 you know, because it's true. Though, when when you start 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:38.480 eating vegetables and things that are wholesome and healthy for 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:40.360 I'm not gonna right because nobody gets the flu that 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:43.320 eats vegetables. No, I'm saying, but it actually speeds up 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:47.800 the recovery process and maybe you prevent yourself from getting 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.680 it next time, as opposed to a flu shot when 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:53.960 you're when you're healthier, well, the flu shot. Don't get 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:55.360 me started with flu shots I've never had a flu 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:58.240 shot in my life and I've never had the flu. Well, 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:01.840 that's coincidence. You don't see his It's reversed for you. 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.200 You don't go for flu shots because you've never had 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:06.320 the flu, but you don't how the flu. And I 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:08.480 was susceptible to the flu. I'd get flu shots. Yeah, 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:09.880 you'd go. I don't want to get the flu again, 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:11.800 because it's all when you'd get a flu shot, doesn't 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:15.839 that give you the flu? This is it doesn't give 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:19.159 you the flu? How does it make you like him? 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:23.000 Like any like any vaccine or most vaccines, don't tweet me. 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.479 You get a little bit of the virus, your body 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:29.360 can fight it off successfully and build up an immunity 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.440 to it. Now listen, I don't I'm not a doctor, 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:33.760 and I'm not trying to tell people to get vaccinations 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.840 and not get vaccinations. But I just want to say 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:38.800 for some people, please don't tell people. Is what I meant. 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:41.080 From what I'm saying, from what I heard some people. 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:43.680 If you, if you get a flu shot, for some people, 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:48.800 they actually wait get the full blown flu. Some people. Okay, 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:56.719 So every year, the success rate of a flu shot 0:04:56.800 --> 0:05:01.159 varies because tod Yes, this is the the modern science. 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:03.920 What happens is they make a flu shot for the 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.320 strain they believe is going to be the problem that year, 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:11.240 and different flu strains hit every year. Sometimes they mutate. 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:13.600 So whereas the flu shot you got this year might 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:17.200 have been great last year, So you're not getting the 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:20.480 flu from the shot necessarily, you're getting the flu because 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:24.560 the shot didn't work. Right now, is it possible that 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:27.440 some people can't take even a smidge of flu, Sure 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:30.320 it is. But if the flu shot is successful this 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:35.040 year thirty five, I'm gonna take it because that'st I 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.200 might not get the flu. I'm not getting involved in 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:41.000 this conversation. But it's not because you eat vegetables more 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.200 than I do. I just think that's the whole fucking 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.800 world eats vegetables and the whole world gets the flu. 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.400 You know, I understand that. But don't you think that 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:52.000 you would lead a healthier lifestyle and maybe get sick less? Okay? 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:55.080 The version of a healthy lifestyle is stuffing a piece 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:57.839 of broccoli and a doughnut. You you don't be healthier, 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:02.480 you know, But you know what though? It works for me? Yeah, like, 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:06.520 oh I had I had asparagus last night for dinner. 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:10.359 And uh and and and birthday cake. That's the healthy 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:12.360 Like all you do is eat birthday cake, birthday cake. 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:16.360 That isn't true. That isn't true. I don't eat a 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.320 lot of desserts. I don't eat a lot of candy. 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:23.359 I too much Chinese food and pizza, but it but 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:27.040 I eat. I eat I grilled chicken braass a lot. 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.600 I have steam carrots sometimes for dinner with my meals. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:34.320 I just don't like green vegetables because of the car No, 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:36.880 I just they don't. I don't like the taste of 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:39.520 green pepper. I like to taste of red pepper. I 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:41.680 like orange and yellow. I don't like green pepper. If 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.280 I gave you a blind taste test of all the 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.120 different color peppers, I guarantee you you would not know which. 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:49.000 Are you telling me you can't tell a dude's from 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.839 green pepper and red pepper? Is that what you're telling me? 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:55.720 You're throwing green, orange, yellow, and red. There's no fucking 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:58.479 where you're gonna get them all. That's bullshit. That's like 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:00.080 saying if I gave you coke and PEPSI a and 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:03.240 tell a difference. They taste the same. Really, you want 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:06.279 to tell the people that coke that have the formula 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:09.280 locked up in a color? It's a what the peppers. 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:11.320 The peppers are just that is not true. Color that 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.160 is not true. It's in your mind. It's not in 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.160 your mind. Otherwise, why would anyone buy a different colored 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.800 pepper besides the besides gar you try color ones, the orange, 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:21.800 you the orange and the yellow. You're telling me there's 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:27.080 a different they have. They have called Bobby Flay right now, 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.480 I'm not going to bother. Well, we have his number, 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:31.240 I know I have. I have his number in my phone. 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.480 Because you're afraid. I'm not afraid. You're afraid he's gonna 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.680 tell you this different. I'm not afraid. Should I? Should 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:39.960 I google it? Yes? Why people are screaming at their phones. 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:45.320 There's no real difference in takes. It's not true. The 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:49.679 four peppers, the greens, the yellows, the orange, they're just color. 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:51.760 It's not true. It's how ripe they are. It's like 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.679 Eminem's scary. You could have a green, eminem and yellow. 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.600 That's like saying that's like saying how ripe a grape 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.480 is or how ripe a tomato is doesn't affect flavor. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.600 That's insane. Why do you think things are made with 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.160 red pepper, like in a sauce red pepper sauce? Why 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:11.560 would they The chile As, the green chili, the red chili. 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:15.880 The chile As they have the red one red pepper 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:18.480 and a green pepper. The red one has a spicier 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:21.560 and a hotter taste to it. The different hold different on? 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:24.720 The different colors of bell peppers actually do taste different. 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:27.880 Green is the least ripe and bitterest in taste. The 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.280 others are much sweeter, with red being the sweetest. If 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:32.520 a recipe calls for green peppers, or you simply feel 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:34.480 like adding some peppers to your meal, I would choose 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:40.320 yellow or red? Uh, definitely vegetables deliciously dot com bell peppers. 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.160 Do the different colors really taste any different? What's scroll? No? 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:48.840 Hold on? The answer is no, it's in your head. No, 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:54.760 it's not in my head. Hold on. This is bell peppers. 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:57.560 Green peppers. Green peppers are the most commonly used bell pepper. 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.079 They have a rather bitter taste. Not many people enjoy 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.400 eating the plane, but they do like to use them 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.320 for cooking. Like pepper steak Asian restaurants sneake peppers. But 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:07.920 the other three yellow peppers, these are actually my favorite 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.080 bell peppers. They taste the best in my opinion. Yellow 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:12.600 peppers have a fruity taste and are very sweet. They're 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:16.840 great for cooking or eating plain orange peppers um. They 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:18.760 are similar to the yellow pepper, but a little less 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:21.760 sweet than the yellow pepper. Red peppers are said to 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:24.800 be the sweetest and juiciest pepper. They contain more nutrients 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:29.160 than other peppers, including vitamins A and C, and contain lycopene, 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:33.360 which is uh cartnoid that lowers the risk of various cancers. 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.200 So red peppers fight cancer and green peppers can go 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.079 funk themselves. That's what I just read. Well, you know something, 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:42.160 maybe there there may be something about the red pepper 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:45.280 the other three the other three have they're all similar. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.880 They're not similar. They're similar in the fact that they're 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:52.000 all bell peppers. God do I manage restaurants For twelve years. 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:53.959 Part of my job as a kitchen manager was to 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:57.240 order the vegetables and the fruit. I know a little 0:09:57.240 --> 0:10:01.640 thing about vegetables, a little thing or two about about avocados. Now, well, 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:04.480 what do you know about Eastern Standard time and daylight 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.680 savings time, because people are pissing me off right now. 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:13.120 You know how yea savings time whatever saving time? Do 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:16.120 you know people want to they want to abolish it, 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:18.520 they want to they want to keep it at one time. 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:23.320 Now we just made the switch from daylight saving time 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:27.520 to Eastern Standard time. Do you know people are like, 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:32.120 we should get rid of daylight saving time. Know, what 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:34.320 they're trying to say is they want to get rid 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:38.120 of standard time, but they're calling it saving time. The 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:43.760 November to April or whenever we put the clocks ahead, 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:48.760 we're on standard time. That's the time that is that 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:50.840 is the correct time, the time that we've always said. 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:56.840 They created daylight saving time from April to November. And 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:01.559 people really are trying to say they want daylight saving 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:04.680 time and stay on daylight saving time forever and not 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:08.000 go back to standard time. But what they're saying is 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:12.280 when they're vocalizing it, is they're saying the reverse. They're saying, 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.360 we should get rid of daylight saving time. No, you know, 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:19.080 you you really mean you want to get rid of 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.480 the Eastern state, you want to get rid of standard time. 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:24.640 You don't want to get rid of saving time. You 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.920 understand what they what they're saying is the opposite of 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:31.160 what they want. What do you all of a sudden 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.559 you'll be fuddled. You're staring at your phone because I'm 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.480 looking up because I'm not sure you're correct on on 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:37.520 the on what you're saying. Oh, I know I'm correct, 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.920 hold on, hold on, I know what your standard time 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:43.520 is is November to April. You don't have to you 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.600 don't have to look that up. Yeah, no, you're right. 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:49.439 So what I would I would say is once it's 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:54.199 hits daylight savings and you spring forward. Yes, that's what 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.280 you want to do. But people like we should get 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:00.400 rid of daylight saving time. What they mean, Well, first 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.560 of all, the people that say that say savings time, 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:06.040 which is wrong. Also, what they really need is they 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:09.160 want to get they want to stay get rid of standards. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:14.480 They want to make daylight savings the standard standards standard. Yeah. 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.120 But okay, so there's a fallacy that that was created 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:23.400 for farmers, um farmers only farmers only dot com. Do 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.280 you know I've read an article that farmers have the 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:28.360 most sex more than anyone else. That's because they get 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.960 up early. They get it up early, and then they 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:33.480 they're always up early, plowing. I was just looking at it. 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:41.120 What I'm saying architecture number two followed by UM, I 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:44.400 forgot teachers and firemen are in there, but the hairstylists 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:51.160 number three on the people and somehow, um, lawyers and 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.160 doctors are in there and teachers. Those you're like top 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:58.480 five or six people that have the most sex radio DJs. 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:03.000 Not not, definitely not. What are you looking up now, Brodie? 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.680 I was just looking up the the actual reason, the 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:09.679 reason why we had this to begin with. Well, I 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:11.959 I heard what everybody else heard, and that was they 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:13.920 did it for the farmers so they could have another 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:17.480 hour of sunlight or something. I could be wrong, whatever, 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:20.160 does it really matter anymore? And don't tweet us. We 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:22.600 already know you're hearing this because one of those things 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:23.839 that I always look up and I know it that 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.960 I don't care anymore. Exactly, I don't really care, and 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:30.119 that doesn't mean I don't care about a certain UM. 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.160 I have a story of hope from yesterday. You're gonna 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.800 love this one, David Brody. So I was out to 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:40.360 brunch with my girlfriend and my buddy, Dave. You know 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:44.040 they Yeah, the guy who will never forgive for getting 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.960 a belly dancer for my birthday. Oh this is uh, 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:48.680 this is sex on the way to the party. Dave, 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:51.160 sex on the way to the party. Yeah, so let 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.560 me can't explain that it. Dave is the guy who 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:57.440 will say I'll meet you at the bar or the event, 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:00.360 and then he shows up late and you're like, while 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.360 you're late, Dave, I met a girl on the bus, 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:04.480 went back to apartment head sex and then and then 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:09.520 and it came yeah, okay, so, um, we we're having 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:13.880 brunch yesterday, and um, you ordered the steak and eggs. 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.520 Steak he had steak broody for brunch. I'm okay with that, 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:21.040 so he says, So all of a sudden, the steak 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:24.120 and the eggs show up and he takes what one 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:27.800 or two bites, and he's like, this don't taste like right. This, 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.240 this tastes like it was frozen. Tastes like the steak. 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:33.520 This is like yesterday's steak. Now here's what he did. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:37.840 Here's the problem. Steak and eggs with a special special. 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:41.880 My friends, the special is on a Sunday morning. Is 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:45.440 Saturday nights. We had too much of this ship. It's leftover. 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:48.000 Talked about this. If they put something in a box, 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:52.200 like they put a square around it to focus your 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:56.160 attention on the menu. That is the highest profited item 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:57.680 on the menu, or the one they have the left. 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.880 If they do a combo or and they're like, oh, 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:05.600 order the the the petit filet and the flounder combo 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:08.920 surfing turf. Now, this is a chalkboard deal. When the 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:14.080 board steaking eggs special and it's not on sale, it's 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:18.000 rarely ever a difference in price, right or medium? Rarely Yeah, uh, 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.360 the steaking eggs that were on the He ordered the 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:23.280 chalkboard like people in their head are hearing ore in 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:28.000 a ground right now, steaking eggs staking. By the way, 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:29.680 people used to text in when that song was still 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.400 new and go I'm hearing bacon and eggs. No you're not. 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:35.440 You're hearing bacon eggs, not baking and eggs. Right, nobody 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:38.280 heard end, so you're lying. He went for the chalkboard special, 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:39.440 which is the worst thing you could do in a 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.480 restaurant because everyone knows that that's the dumping ground for 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.000 old meat, all right, unless it's an item that they 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:47.480 only have that day. There are some specials like, oh, 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.680 Chilean Sea bass tonight, only that's a that's a legit 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:54.400 special weekly specially right, but don't go walk in the 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:56.400 morning and they're like, oh, brunch special and it's this 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.600 that they wrote it on the board. Okay, So they 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.840 put it on their little blackboard there and then he 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:04.560 ordered it. It shows up and sure enough he hates it. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:07.520 He's like this, something's up with this steak. It tasted 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:10.000 like it was frozen in and thought out too quickly, 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:12.040 throwing in a microwave and then thrown on the grill. 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:17.400 So he sent it back. So we lie in wait, 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.640 we're waiting and waiting to see what exactly is this 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:24.520 fine establishment going to do for us. Well, David Brodie, 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:28.080 you'd be happy to know. I'm pleased to report that 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.680 we didn't even have to say anything nice. They came back. 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:36.320 The host came back, apologize profusely, said we're gonna take 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:39.560 this off the bill, but as we know, even as 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:43.600 not even and then they said, you know something, They're like, 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:46.480 we want, um, what what else can we get you 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:48.320 in its place? And of course he wasn't hungry at 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:51.280 this point, and they were like some free dessert. Perhaps, 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:55.920 So he says, all right, So he says, you know what, 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:58.840 I'll take some dessert. I'll take something. So he ordered 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:02.560 the madelines on a madeline is no, neither do I. 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:04.800 It's just something. It was. It was a nice dessert. 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:09.480 It showed up. It was at that's something he created, like, 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:11.840 named after his mother. It was a middle no no, no, no, 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:13.920 the little lady finger type. They look like the pet 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:17.400 Pepperage Farm Melano cookies, but a smaller format and freshly 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:20.919 baked anyway, and dipament like this chocolate caramel sauce anyway. 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:23.600 So yeah, so anyway, so's all right, we're not gonna 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:26.679 charge you for this right now, right now, somebody is 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:29.359 as they hear this, is tweeting us that their mother 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:32.000 made the best madalon. How do you not know madeleine's 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:35.159 they pronounced madeline's or I actually knew what a madeline was. 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:38.120 I knew what they were. It's a thing anyway, It's 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:43.080 a French it's a French dessert, French dessert, right, So 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:44.879 so he gets that. So now he gets his free dessert. 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:47.520 So they pulled it on on. They pulled the steak 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:49.280 off the menu, the steak and eggs. All right, you 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:51.480 don't have to pay for it. We're gonna give you 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:55.240 this free dessert. And then the lady comes back in 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:59.000 again and she just whips out a twenty five dollar 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:02.719 gift card and said, you know something, we don't want 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:04.240 you to leave with a bad taste in your mouth. 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:08.680 Gave you a free dessert, but here's twenty five dollars 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:12.439 in credit for the next time, right, come back to 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:15.560 our restaurant. Let me tell you, that's the ultimate free. 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:18.320 That's free, free dessert. That's even is not even, that's 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:20.560 we want you back, that's all of it. That's that is, 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:22.919 that is that's that's why fact that checks every box 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:25.600 because what that does, that's what I fight for every 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:28.639 time because what that does now it ensures that he's 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:30.760 gonna come back at least one more time, right, and 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:34.840 then he's gonna spend has spent another fucking fifty on dinner, 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:38.560 because now you're not gonna let that because the food 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:45.000 cost is so they're still gonna make profit. They are brilliant, 0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:49.440 I think. And that is the trifecta of freedom. That's fantastic, 0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:51.480 that is more than free. That is that is even 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:54.159 is not even your free dessert and the want to 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:57.639 parting gift. This is what I Obviously they have been 0:18:57.640 --> 0:19:01.280 listening to the podcast. Obviously. Now speaking of listening to 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:04.440 the podcast, couple of things. We didn't do a podcast 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:06.320 last week. This is what this is. This is your 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:11.040 last week's podcast, last week's podcast, the infamous Dill episode 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:17.639 You're Dil Dil Dill. Yeah. Massive download numbers, massive listener 0:19:17.720 --> 0:19:21.480 numbers are huge. I think it's because we didn't have 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:24.240 an episode last week, so people just kept listening to it. 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:28.080 I think more people caught up or people who would 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:30.760 normally listen an listen to the newest episode. Who are 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:33.720 newbies jumped on that one. Well maybe so many people 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:38.639 shared it that new people heard it. But there's one person. 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:42.800 You have the orange clip of the guy. Yes, uh, 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:46.040 there's now You and I are big fans of this man. 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:49.560 We had him on the show. Uh, but here's what 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:53.000 I'm gonna say. I think he listened to this podcast. 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:58.240 Shut up because we did the the Dill podcast two 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:03.040 weeks ago. Last week on Jimmy Fallon Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon, 0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:06.000 Sebastian came out and did some stand up and I 0:20:06.080 --> 0:20:09.360 highlighted a segment. It's about two minute clip. I think 0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:11.920 he listens to our podcast and you know how like 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:13.800 you want to do something similar, but you change it 0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:18.160 just slightly. Yeah, you listen to this and you tell 0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:19.960 him no, Liss I love Sebastian. On my point, any 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:24.720 fingers he ripped us off. I'm saying, listen to this podcast. 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:27.359 Go ahead. If he did listen to this clip, sebastanc 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:30.439 the Tonight Show, and I want you to have the 0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:32.600 microphone on at the at least definitely at the end 0:20:33.040 --> 0:20:34.720 when you Okay, here we go. By the way, I 0:20:34.760 --> 0:20:36.440 have no idea what. By the way, you haven't heard 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:37.639 this because I know I told you not to come 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:39.840 in the studio. Out of the studio, and this isn't 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:42.920 a bit scary. Legitimately has not heard. Okay, here we go. 0:20:42.920 --> 0:20:47.320 Going out with my wife's family is a nightmare, all right. 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:49.679 My wife comes from a Jewish family. Do we have 0:20:49.680 --> 0:20:55.520 any Jews here tonight? Perfect? You'll get this, okay. I 0:20:55.560 --> 0:20:58.840 love the Jews. The Jews are very sweet people, all right. 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:02.480 My wife, Stewart, my best friend is Jewish. There's they're 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:04.800 sweet people, all right. That's why I gotta I gotta 0:21:04.800 --> 0:21:07.080 build them up, because now I'm gonna rip them the shreds. 0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:13.399 All right. When we go out with my wife's family, 0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:21.720 Jews generally are unhappy when they go out to a restaurant. Right. 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:25.720