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Speaker 1: All right, we are here. We're live in Paris. Thank you, Steve.

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Speaker 1: We've been here all week. Parents, friends, we have the

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Speaker 1: best boss in the world. J No haydn today okay,

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Speaker 1: none today Friday, never mad on Friday. Yeah. So coming

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Speaker 1: out at the top of the hour, right about four

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Speaker 1: minutes after Shirley and Steve will handle this strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: Today's title and subject is my boyfriend wants to be me?

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Speaker 1: Were you about to ask a question? Because it's not

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Speaker 1: I swear to God I wouldn't find them no statement.

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Speaker 1: Right now, it's time for the prank about nephew. Get

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Speaker 1: in here, my aunties bike, my aunties bike. Let's keep

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Speaker 1: it stupid. I gotta hello Hello, I'm trying to reach bond.

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Speaker 1: And then this this this K doub man. Listen, do

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Speaker 1: do you know somebody to live on? Yeah, my mama,

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Speaker 1: My mama stayed on. Who is this? Hey? This this

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Speaker 1: K doub man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley, she lived on.

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Speaker 1: Now my auntie say you came over here and stole

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Speaker 1: a bicycle and some other stuff out of her garage. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold up, first of all, who is you man? I

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Speaker 1: stole a bike at somebody garage? Who is this? Who

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Speaker 1: is K I don't know know Kay does this is?

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Speaker 1: This is Kay dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley, little

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Speaker 1: down the street from your mama and my anti just

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Speaker 1: got telling me you're the one came when I took

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Speaker 1: a bike in a tool box of somebody that garage man.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I don't even know, no, damn miss Tinsley.

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Speaker 1: And second around, I don't steal your your t Miss Tinsley,

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Speaker 1: say I stole somebody. U put a point on the phone. Man,

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Speaker 1: put your amy on the phone. I ain't stole up

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Speaker 1: from nowhere. I ain't got she can't talk. My any

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Speaker 1: can't talk to you? Why she can't talk? She said,

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Speaker 1: I told so, No, my ain't my auntie deaf. She

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Speaker 1: signed LANG with me and told me that you don't

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Speaker 1: want to stole stole the bike? You know, AUNTI death

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Speaker 1: And she told you she signed AG with you and

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Speaker 1: said I stole the bike. You get my number. Hold

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Speaker 1: on okay, she said, quit all that damn lying. You know,

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Speaker 1: damn well, you're the one that stole the bike. A

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Speaker 1: man holding so your auntie, it's cut to me, I

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Speaker 1: do you in sound like you're telling me that I

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Speaker 1: just stole the damn bike. Say man, First of all, hell,

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Speaker 1: you even get my number? Mant asked him for miss,

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Speaker 1: ain't your mama? Mr? Yeah, m my mama. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: well get up man. The people down the street up.

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Speaker 1: But then the new your number. I told them I

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Speaker 1: needed to talk to you soon them I ain't He

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Speaker 1: told me that that you was the one that showed

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Speaker 1: the bike out to grow. Now. Look, I ain't trying

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Speaker 1: to like, can you all that? Can you sign with

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Speaker 1: back to your ain't it? Yeah? Sign it was back

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Speaker 1: to her? Tell her that I said it. I ain't

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Speaker 1: stole no like. How about that? Tell you I ain't

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Speaker 1: stole no damn like man, grown man, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: tell her right now. Wait a minute, okay, hold on,

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Speaker 1: she's saying something. She said, you're black, just lying and

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Speaker 1: you know you got that. Let's look him, man, you

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Speaker 1: your death. Ain't that street with nobody on the street.

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Speaker 1: It's felt for my voma. I'm a grown man, So

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Speaker 1: I gotta sell a wife for so deaf. She must

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Speaker 1: be dumb too, she's deaf, fan dog. She's like, I

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Speaker 1: sold something, y'all, don't I don't even know y'all ain't

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Speaker 1: deaf and dumb dude. Okay, my ain't you don't never lie?

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Speaker 1: And if Mrs Tendsy say that that that somebody took something,

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Speaker 1: that dog, she's telling the truth. My ain't it gonna

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Speaker 1: be lying it just to be lying. Watch you just

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Speaker 1: gonna lie on you, watch you gonna you and you

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Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what's going on, but I

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Speaker 1: ain't got no reason to still no bike. Now, I

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Speaker 1: gotta cart that ain't paid for I got. I'm a

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Speaker 1: grown man. I'm trying to get cuts of in my son.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna coming to somebody garad and still, Mike,

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Speaker 1: did you crave it? You're crazy? This is may get

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Speaker 1: all my life out with that. Hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, my ain't talk a minute, man, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to see what she's saying. You say that black No,

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Speaker 1: damn well, he took that bike and he better bring

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Speaker 1: that damn looking man. I don't want you stood on

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Speaker 1: my line. Man, I ain't took no bike, dumb, ain't

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Speaker 1: he his lyne do easy? Even dog, younna tell you something.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna respect my ami, he man, You're gonna respect me.

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Speaker 1: You called my phone with the I mean you're trying

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Speaker 1: to get my together. You calling some who aren't you?

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Speaker 1: Are you? I don't know? This is I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm k dub everybody, no ka dub. I ain't never

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Speaker 1: heard of no k dub on in my life. My

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Speaker 1: mom has been said on for sixteen years. I never

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Speaker 1: heard no ka dub. I heard miss tensily, I heard

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Speaker 1: by no death ladies. I ain't seen no bi. Get

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Speaker 1: the off my line. Man. See, you're donna make me

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Speaker 1: go down and steal something out of the the missing house.

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Speaker 1: If you don't bring that, then bike back. You got me.

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Speaker 1: Bring somebody to my mama. You want to sell um?

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Speaker 1: On my way over? They're playing somebody, come on by

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Speaker 1: my house. My family is gonna be old for you.

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Speaker 1: That deaf some ain't you guys whoever down that gave

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Speaker 1: you my nomber? Everybody got me? We'll go this up.

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Speaker 1: That's truth. Up. You come by my mama house. You

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Speaker 1: bet not stepping my mama. Where you come by my mama?

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Speaker 1: Play you work? You got me up. You're gonna turn

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Speaker 1: me to the dot side. Come on my way right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we set on the phone. Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, what you're saying,

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Speaker 1: I ain't say. Ain't nobody scared of your ill? Pray

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Speaker 1: say hell yo, def I ain't need to bring up

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Speaker 1: outside and I'll bless you. She heard him licks I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be putting on your You know I'll reach She's

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Speaker 1: gonna be undeath today. I bet she gets culled when

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Speaker 1: you see me whipping your man. Literally, I ain't coming

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Speaker 1: by myself. Only commic gonna be there with me. Commic

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Speaker 1: gonna help me. Whoop your way? Who I'm telling Tommy

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Speaker 1: man a few times from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your mama MS bureau Uh

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Speaker 1: right there, man, my mama. No, I don't like nobody

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Speaker 1: with a man God, your mama, your mama. My son

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Speaker 1: loved me to dell. He don't let he take care

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Speaker 1: of me. He don't let nothing go wrong with me.

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Speaker 1: I don't let nobody to mess with me. He said.

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Speaker 1: All you got to do with that, like you're gonna

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Speaker 1: do something to his mama. Man, Well, I don't see anything.

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Speaker 1: I don't see him because like I did. Man, guy,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the mirror. Sweet, I'm man for read y'all

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Speaker 1: did this man, I just want to go that wasn't myself?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, till my mama. She wrong for that to dude?

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Speaker 1: What up? Whatever you do? You have to change your boy.

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Speaker 1: You have to change you, just like me before you

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Speaker 1: love your mama. Ain't many? I gotta ask you, man,

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Speaker 1: one more thing? What is the baddest and I mean bad?

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Speaker 1: At his radio show in the land, Man without a

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Speaker 1: Doubt Man, Steve the Morning show Man, get you coming,

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Speaker 1: Man without hey Man tells said I was gonna go

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Speaker 1: drop off the little too a dollars she wanted. She

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Speaker 1: want to play games. Don't like pupid. I love him.

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Speaker 1: Stupid never stops on the stupid. Don't stop like dude though,

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Speaker 1: Yeah me too, he said. I don't know why we're

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Speaker 1: still on the phone about your deaf ass. Ain't it

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Speaker 1: you got me out? He don't care, he don't care.

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Speaker 1: You and your dead on. I know you got me

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Speaker 1: messed up. Don't get right right now? You there, you

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Speaker 1: got the wrong. I'm on my way right now. She's

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Speaker 1: saying something. She says that wait a minute, still something

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Speaker 1: about your mama. Yard. Well here I come go down

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Speaker 1: to my mouth, Steve Love, let's prank. I know it's

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Speaker 1: on the prior comedy coming your way Delaware at the

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Speaker 1: Grand Opera House. That is the location it is going

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Speaker 1: down Saturday night. Yes, sir, where at the Dela at

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Speaker 1: the Grand Opera House in Delaware. See how that sounds? Jay?

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Speaker 1: Why are you trying to break us up? That's what

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Speaker 1: I understand? Team? Okay? We together? So people, Yeah, in

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Speaker 1: augusta we take together. Have you looked it up yet?

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Speaker 1: With you? I have no idea time to go right here? Okay?

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Speaker 1: The same, the same that's caused on the other show.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't allowed to do damn dates, so he didn't

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Speaker 1: ain't come with that? It's like I had nephew, Delaware.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be there, baby, Delaware And Southern Fride Comedy

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Speaker 1: is me June years, all our boys out of Houston, Texas.

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Speaker 1: We're putting the show down Southern Fride Comedy the Grand

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Speaker 1: Opera House this Saturday night in Delaware. Comes see us.

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Speaker 1: The show bots sold out. You better hear him. Get

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Speaker 1: your ticket. But we boxed soul and you got a

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Speaker 1: couple of them scattered here in there. We're doing good,

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Speaker 1: doing good, nephew. The ratings in Philly and Delaware off

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Speaker 1: the chain. They love Steve Harpery Morning Show. Don't go

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Speaker 1: down that mess nothing now, I got good. Donna go

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Speaker 1: down there, y'all. Don't see him here, all right, you're

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Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,