Speaker 1: What are the movie called Once upon a Time in
Speaker 1: Hollywood and you want to see it? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: understand the concept of it though. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what it's fully about me. I've just been hyped on
Speaker 1: it because everyone's told me to be hyped on it,
Speaker 1: like all the twitters, like you should be hyped about
Speaker 1: this movie. It's getting great reviews. No idea Brad Pitt
Speaker 1: and Leo DiCaprio in it. Yeah, Margot Robbie. I saw
Speaker 1: maybe it's based on somewhat the life of Adam West.
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? I don't know. I saw
Speaker 1: it today where his family was talking about it, and
Speaker 1: I think in the movie they show a scene from
Speaker 1: the old Batman. I'm not sure. I've just picked like
Speaker 1: little pieces from it. I know there's a part where
Speaker 1: like Bruce Lee and just some different stories inside of it.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's higher highest grossing movie. Who is Yeah,
Speaker 1: Quentin Tarantino, I should go. I'm only doing I'm doing
Speaker 1: one night. I'm doing in Chicago Friday night, and then
Speaker 1: I'm back late Friday night, so I have kind of
Speaker 1: the weekend Saturday and Sunday, So maybe I go. I
Speaker 1: don't know it's the one I just don't like going
Speaker 1: to theaters. I wish I could stream it. If I could,
Speaker 1: even I go watch it in my house with my dog.
Speaker 1: I don't have to drive and then park and it's
Speaker 1: sitting someone else's gross chair, and then I just want
Speaker 1: food the all time. It's not good for me. And
Speaker 1: then it end up usually breaking down and get a
Speaker 1: milk does, and I'm guilty about it for the next
Speaker 1: three months. I'm like, God, why don't need those milk does.
Speaker 1: My thing with watching him like a new movie at home,
Speaker 1: is I'm not as like dialed into it. I get distracted.
Speaker 1: I'll start getting on my phone and I missed something.
Speaker 1: When I'm at the theater, I'm totally dialed in, and
Speaker 1: I take it in a lot better. I'll wait for
Speaker 1: your review. Okay. What I do have and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: watch this weekend is they sent me the early Uh
Speaker 1: this is country music documentary. It's sixteen hours long. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I think I'm gonna watch that, not all
Speaker 1: of it, at least not at once, but I think
Speaker 1: because they say it's fantastic. Um, I'm trying to find
Speaker 1: here it's kin Burns do you know what other stuff
Speaker 1: he's done. He's on like Baseball, World War Two, Like
Speaker 1: he dives in hard on these documentaries. So he's not
Speaker 1: a country music I guess he is now, but he's
Speaker 1: he's not Ken Burns, the country music guy. He's Ken
Speaker 1: Burns the like one of the greatest documentarians of all time.
Speaker 1: I know him more for like his film stuff, Like
Speaker 1: he has a whole effect that's named after him. Probably
Speaker 1: know more than I do about him. His other films,
Speaker 1: The dust Bowl, Mark Twain, he did the Central Part five,
Speaker 1: he did on one on Prohibition, on Thomas Jefferson Statue
Speaker 1: of Liberty's. But he does a bunch of documentaries anyway.
Speaker 1: I have um all of the thing is they sent
Speaker 1: it to me on DVD. I don't have. I don't
Speaker 1: have the only whole of my body. Well I got
Speaker 1: a couple, but I don't have anywhere to put that
Speaker 1: those disks. So I've had I've now one of those
Speaker 1: plug ins. You put it into your computer and I
Speaker 1: guess you can mirror it to my TV. It sounds
Speaker 1: like a lot of work, and it's kind of what
Speaker 1: we have in here. You put stuff on the screen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're doing it. I'm not laying my bed with
Speaker 1: the computer on watching this, watch everything on your computer,
Speaker 1: watching nothing on my computer anymore. And I mean it's
Speaker 1: my phone or my TV. Now. I've even unless I'm
Speaker 1: working on the show at night, I don't get on
Speaker 1: my computer. I'm now basically the younger millennial. It wants
Speaker 1: the office on my phone sometimes when I just need
Speaker 1: to get that hit, I'm jones in for it. Put
Speaker 1: up on the phone. Yeah, Um, we're about to talk
Speaker 1: to John christ who was your earlier real funny guy.
Speaker 1: I got to know him a bit after he started
Speaker 1: dating Lauren Lauren Alena. Um, by the time you hear this,
Speaker 1: who knows that they're together. It's been fifteen minutes and
Speaker 1: we saw him. You know, relationships can change quickly. Now
Speaker 1: I'm just playing, um funny guy. Comedian does a bunch
Speaker 1: on the internet. He talks about that. This is one
Speaker 1: of those two where I just kind of lost the
Speaker 1: Hey we're doing a podcast. It was more just talking,
Speaker 1: you know. And I think some people really like this,
Speaker 1: Like some people will be kind of annoyed with it. Um,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. I like John a lot. We don't
Speaker 1: know each other super well and we were talking on
Speaker 1: the way down again We're like, hey, we should do
Speaker 1: something together. Um, but this is John christ I hope
Speaker 1: you like it. Um. Check out the Amy four Things
Speaker 1: with Amy Brown podcast. It's fantastic. Caroline Hobby has a
Speaker 1: wonderful podcast. Um. She told me if it's not up yet,
Speaker 1: she has one coming soon with Chris Daughtry's wife, and
Speaker 1: she said it gets it's interesting, like I think she
Speaker 1: had like a girlfriend at the same time they were
Speaker 1: married and and it was cool with everybody. That's a
Speaker 1: great story in there. Have you heard it. I'm listening
Speaker 1: back to it. Oh yeah, So check out the Get
Speaker 1: a Real podcast with Caroline Hobby. There's Velvet's Edge with
Speaker 1: Kelley Henderson, Lunchbox Eddie and Raymundo. If you like sports,
Speaker 1: have these Sore Losers podcast. Of course this one. Get
Speaker 1: a little network going here. Share with your friends. If
Speaker 1: you like this, please tag tag Guess and share it
Speaker 1: on your Instagram story. And um, we're close to another one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're really close to and nothing one. We've been talking
Speaker 1: about the best two months. That one. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's gonna happen or not now all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: but we're close to another one. Bring another one on
Speaker 1: that I think people will really love. Um. All right,
Speaker 1: are you ready? Are you ready? All right? Here is
Speaker 1: John Chris Episode one of the Bobby Cast with that
Speaker 1: John Chris. Do you do a podcast? I don't do
Speaker 1: a podcast. You're the only one. Yeah, am I Like
Speaker 1: everybody has a podcast. I'll tell you right up front.
Speaker 1: You know what I love about this podcast, but this
Speaker 1: one I've ever heard this one? Yeah, Well know what
Speaker 1: I love about this so far because there's no small
Speaker 1: talk before. If I had my way in and go
Speaker 1: right to it, it's we'll talk about the stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for a couple of reasons. One, I'm not good at
Speaker 1: small it's the move though. Yeah, I'm not good at
Speaker 1: the what's up, how's it going, Let's stall until we
Speaker 1: actually talk about stuff. And also I don't want to
Speaker 1: waste stuff. And then like, if if there was something
Speaker 1: that was in any way compelling, you'd be like, let's
Speaker 1: say that, Like hold on, So we're just saying like
Speaker 1: in real life, we have nothing. I mean, you were
Speaker 1: about to start talking about your adult circumcision. I was like,
Speaker 1: save that for the podcast. For the podcast. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: then too, I just if I had my way when
Speaker 1: like you walked up, it would already be recording and
Speaker 1: I'll just go a head, sit down because also it's
Speaker 1: like we got about an hour, let's let's just let's
Speaker 1: just rip it out. Also, you know what I also
Speaker 1: I don't like about podcasts is when you like you
Speaker 1: just sit down and we just start and then like
Speaker 1: you don't know when it starts. Never been on one
Speaker 1: of those. Are you like, are you recording going? We've
Speaker 1: been going already, and then it's like, oh, it's like
Speaker 1: so casual. We're just like accidentally hit record and like
Speaker 1: I would like to be You're like, here's the intro song?
Speaker 1: Did yeah? I like that? And I'll go wait, already
Speaker 1: recording and they're like yeah. I'm like, oh, then I
Speaker 1: gotta fix what I just said. And I could be like, well,
Speaker 1: you know earlier, I just got getting about that. Here's
Speaker 1: what here's what I really mean. I was looking at
Speaker 1: your Instagram today. I just want to see any followers
Speaker 1: you had, because I based all worth on followers. So
Speaker 1: do I yeah, you get it. You have one point
Speaker 1: one million, I do. That's get more than me. You
Speaker 1: have a million. You have a million, you have one
Speaker 1: point one million, it's, uh, yeah, I don't know. It's uh,
Speaker 1: it's a funny thing happened because I I you don't like,
Speaker 1: as like a creative, you don't like to like have
Speaker 1: your worth surrounded by that, but it does kind of
Speaker 1: trickle in sometimes. And it was like I was like, well,
Speaker 1: it would be nice, Like once I started getting up
Speaker 1: around you know, nine hundred and forty fifty, I was like,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like in range, you know what I'm saying, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: this might be like a possibility. It's like someone's about
Speaker 1: to give birth. You're like, you know around the time
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen, but it can happen at any time.
Speaker 1: And everyone else was like, hey, you're about to like
Speaker 1: creeve up on a million. And then um, I say
Speaker 1: this in like my meeting great sometimes like as soon
Speaker 1: as I hit a million, as literally the instant I
Speaker 1: hit a million, I was like, well, at one point
Speaker 1: one would be nice just because it's you know, just
Speaker 1: because it's like it does it's not just a million
Speaker 1: in case something happens, I lose a couple of that,
Speaker 1: Like it's like one it's you would know this better
Speaker 1: than anybody, like it's it's never, You'll never achieve the
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, once I get there. Remember when you
Speaker 1: had nine likes and it was everyone's name was listed,
Speaker 1: and then you got ten and it switched over to
Speaker 1: ten likes. That was That was the best whenever I
Speaker 1: had a million. This is the time I was waiting
Speaker 1: for Zuckerberg maybe to hit me up on FaceTime. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like hey, congratulations, Like, hey, you did it. That's all
Speaker 1: I wanted. Name is not even in your context, but
Speaker 1: it comes up with Mark Zuckerberg. I don't know how
Speaker 1: he did it, but he did it, okay, except he's
Speaker 1: like Darren, he's got balloons. It's like, Bobby, you did it.
Speaker 1: We've been watching this for the last few weeks. We're
Speaker 1: waiting on it. It never did though I thought it.
Speaker 1: That would be like an eagle fly, like some sort
Speaker 1: of celebration for me hitting a million, and it should
Speaker 1: happen in like at a primetime hour like break into
Speaker 1: whatever is on TV, like we interrupt The Bachelor to
Speaker 1: let everybody know Bobby just hit a million followers. Well
Speaker 1: that you do you think that? There's like like I
Speaker 1: I've never been on the Tonight Show and I envisioned.
Speaker 1: All these comics that have been on the Tonight Show
Speaker 1: are like they're in like a group text, like, oh
Speaker 1: this is amazing up here, poor all those other comics.
Speaker 1: But like once you get two there, you realize, oh,
Speaker 1: there's there's nothing here. Yeah, and it's funny. Like the
Speaker 1: real talk of it is it doesn't matter. No, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. That's the you know what. We talked about
Speaker 1: it and just kind of make jokes about it. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. The only thing that's mattered for me with
Speaker 1: that is, um, Like people hate on social media. I
Speaker 1: love it. I don't hate on it. I think it's
Speaker 1: amazing for me. It's it's just created. Yeah, I live
Speaker 1: for it. One I will be honestly, I live for
Speaker 1: me too. Dating. Yeah, I've dated girls just from social media. Same.
Speaker 1: I get to talk with people that listen to the
Speaker 1: show and people that just like watch on TV. Same. Um,
Speaker 1: I've got endorsement deals. Same. Yeah. But we're like yeah,
Speaker 1: like oh like it, so it doesn't matter, like h No,
Speaker 1: it does matter. It doesn't matter in terms of like
Speaker 1: you're worth and who you are as a person, and
Speaker 1: it's like a human but it definitely does. Like we
Speaker 1: get a bunch of people that are like like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to be in a video? These are
Speaker 1: like creative like people that understand. They're like, well, I'll
Speaker 1: fly from l A, put myself up in a hotel,
Speaker 1: and pay for the whole thing myself to be in
Speaker 1: one of my video because they understand how much the
Speaker 1: worth of like a tag and like that, because like followers,
Speaker 1: is money in essence in essence of it's real money.
Speaker 1: Because again, I like my dog. All right, have you
Speaker 1: met my dog? Well, a little little bulldog Pirina reached
Speaker 1: out and they go, they go, well, look at you.
Speaker 1: You got a new dog. How about And I'm big
Speaker 1: with the military and they say, hey, we're doing Service
Speaker 1: Dog Day. You have a new dog, come do a
Speaker 1: day with us in media and we'll pay you from
Speaker 1: instant like that happened. It wouldn't it wouldn't it wouldn't. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But but you also say that people do don't embrace
Speaker 1: it or don't like it or don't like I tell
Speaker 1: those people like, don't make stuff, because they're gonna tell
Speaker 1: that the crowd will know that you are doing this
Speaker 1: be grudgingly because some agent was like, hey, you should
Speaker 1: be on social media or you should you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Have you ever followed somebody horrible? Or they go,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't really do my own social media account.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can't be. You can be pushed into being
Speaker 1: or if you do, you gotta it's gotta seem so natural.
Speaker 1: So be like like a legend, like I mean Eric
Speaker 1: Church or or Garth. But they don't. They don't. They're
Speaker 1: not an Instagram story like and I would tell them
Speaker 1: to probably don't do that because when they do, it
Speaker 1: sticks out. It's like and then m yeah, and we
Speaker 1: think they're like a god like but people like see me,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, like at the airport, like check your
Speaker 1: heart or like they don't view me as like a
Speaker 1: comedy is like that in a way, you're probably the
Speaker 1: same in a way that they they'll feel very they
Speaker 1: feel like to know you, yeah, versus the time. It's
Speaker 1: the greatest thing in the world. Like I love that
Speaker 1: about my answers story because it's human. Yeah, it's not produced,
Speaker 1: it's human. And people will come up and I think
Speaker 1: the biggest compliment is when someone just comes up and
Speaker 1: just like you're catching up on a conversation. I've never
Speaker 1: was confusing though, is I've never met them, and in
Speaker 1: my head the alto what do I know you from?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you my cousin? I just embrace it,
Speaker 1: like I go hug everybody like I'm the best friend
Speaker 1: with him. I'm like, if you're gonna come up with
Speaker 1: me like that, then I'll just be like, what's up?
Speaker 1: They don't even come up to you. Just hugging everybody,
Speaker 1: just kid. Anyway, you probably see must I won't point
Speaker 1: one million of them. You probably know me, No, we
Speaker 1: don't know who you are. One time a lady even today,
Speaker 1: So it was down in Franklin and somebody's like, hey,
Speaker 1: would it be weird? Like can I like get a photo?
Speaker 1: I absolutely like the only thing that I've learned, you've
Speaker 1: probably learned this. I can't suggest the photo. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: You can't be like do you want to vote? Because
Speaker 1: they're like hanging around. The conversation is kind of done.
Speaker 1: They have their phone out in their hand. I can't
Speaker 1: be like, hey, do you want to photos? They were
Speaker 1: like what, No, They're like oh, and then that's the
Speaker 1: most embarrassing thing if you suggest like that's like you
Speaker 1: probably know me, but they don't. And I've done that
Speaker 1: before in the wrong way where they're there with their
Speaker 1: phone and their camera and you can see that there
Speaker 1: the ground is below their camera and it's moving and
Speaker 1: they're talking to me and it's kind of dead and
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, do you want to get a picture
Speaker 1: and don't know? Yeah, And I'm like, but okay, I'll
Speaker 1: be going now, Okay, that's unfair because you let Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it happens. You have over I'm gonna read your
Speaker 1: resume a little bit. You have a billion video views online. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if I know my math, you I means you're
Speaker 1: a billionaire exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that they I
Speaker 1: wonder what if people would follow you? What they because
Speaker 1: I'm in your house currently? Does everybody know this thing?
Speaker 1: Your house? Do people know that? I wonder what people
Speaker 1: think Bobby Bones house looks like? What would you think
Speaker 1: an average listener thinks of Bobby Bones house if they
Speaker 1: follow me an Instagram? I think they kind of know
Speaker 1: they know. Yeah, And I think that I've been pretty
Speaker 1: transparent about kind of my climb from I grew up
Speaker 1: very poor, and I have ever been scared of just
Speaker 1: showing the poor days or even now I'm doing pretty
Speaker 1: good now, um, And so when I got a pool,
Speaker 1: I showed it. I was like, I got a really
Speaker 1: nice pool, and I feel but I felt guilty. But
Speaker 1: but forever I did and I talked to I was like, listen,
Speaker 1: this pool is awesome, like sick Pool's pretty sweet. But
Speaker 1: I felt bad because when I was growing up, they
Speaker 1: only had one pool or neighborhood and it was above ground.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, and he was the rich kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: diving board or no, no, god. Now there was a
Speaker 1: kind of a deck built on that. They built on
Speaker 1: it like an upward deck. It was, but it was
Speaker 1: six It was not a climb up, climb back down
Speaker 1: into it. There's a deck to go down into it.
Speaker 1: There's a deck you climb up half deck that is
Speaker 1: also on the above ground pool. It's all above. Every
Speaker 1: bit of it's above. But there's above ground pools where
Speaker 1: you just climb up the ladder and back down into
Speaker 1: the pool. Yes, there is a well this is the
Speaker 1: this neighborhood here is like a it has there have
Speaker 1: They have those cameras that the stop signs that will
Speaker 1: write you tickets if you don't stop. Those aren't in
Speaker 1: the ghetto because they won't pay those they're coming for
Speaker 1: rich people. Those aren't yet. My my, my neighborhood has
Speaker 1: police that drive all over the place. And I moved
Speaker 1: here because I had a lot of security issues. By
Speaker 1: the way, it's it's a really nice neighborhood, but um,
Speaker 1: I moved here. I lived down in a town called Brentwood.
Speaker 1: And well, I'm explaining to people listening, i'd hope you
Speaker 1: know I'm not on it down for you. But most
Speaker 1: of most of our listening isn't you know we're doing
Speaker 1: like a million a month here. I don't. All right,
Speaker 1: let's relax, let's not act like people that live in
Speaker 1: the neighbor This isn't the neighborhood podcast. We went to
Speaker 1: this place in Nashville called Broadway, Like, oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like the Okay, I know that. When I was in Arkansas,
Speaker 1: I got robbed a gunpoint. We're going to a radio event.
Speaker 1: I got jumped in Austin going to the radio station.
Speaker 1: Had a few death threats. So my my contract, they said,
Speaker 1: step my game up. I've done. No one's threatened me
Speaker 1: at all. Oh yeah, you gotta get cool, Yeah, gotta
Speaker 1: you got You're not cool enough. In the underground scene,
Speaker 1: I moved to Brentwood. Dude murder his wife like a
Speaker 1: few houses down, was running around the gun in the
Speaker 1: neighbor for a whole night. They wouldn't really let him
Speaker 1: to their house. And so my contract, also because of
Speaker 1: insurance reasons, have to live somewhere with X amount of
Speaker 1: security because that's why you got this threatening dog now,
Speaker 1: because who would rob this house and be like, no
Speaker 1: way they would come in with a gun. They just
Speaker 1: dropped the gun, scratches belly. That's it. That's that. That
Speaker 1: was the goal of it. But it is very scared.
Speaker 1: All right. Stop taking me off track here. Some of
Speaker 1: your most pot sular videos are millennial international. This. Let
Speaker 1: me just get through this. People know you're a big deal.
Speaker 1: There's you know, not my buddy. I brought on four
Speaker 1: point three million views and every parent at Disney four
Speaker 1: point two million views. Um. By the way, I was
Speaker 1: looking at your tours, it's like you go from one
Speaker 1: tour to the next. Yeah. So my question is as
Speaker 1: someone who because we're out, I'm out on the road
Speaker 1: to right now. But I do music and comedy show.
Speaker 1: Are you just writing material NonStop? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: have to, Well you can't or right without performing I
Speaker 1: can't write. I can't either. But because my question is,
Speaker 1: are you when you finish your tours you let's just
Speaker 1: you say it's one sheet of paper a tour per
Speaker 1: one sheet? Are you working on that second sheet and
Speaker 1: you're you're stop. You're not performing anything new while you're
Speaker 1: still in this first tour on the first sheet. And
Speaker 1: are you slowly integrating jokes from the next tour to
Speaker 1: see if they work? Are you working them slightly so
Speaker 1: when you jump out on the second tour? We do
Speaker 1: we do. We don't do it by tour. We do
Speaker 1: it by special. It's like Netflix specials coming out in October.
Speaker 1: So we filmed it in May, so we got we
Speaker 1: closed out. All the jokes are perfected and done in May,
Speaker 1: and you'll run them though until it till it runs right. Well,
Speaker 1: once it will, we already stopped. We're trying to get
Speaker 1: rid of them as fast as we can because we
Speaker 1: don't want to have somebody come to a show and
Speaker 1: be all new. They're gonna be pissed. No, But I mean,
Speaker 1: like now the special is not out, and even though
Speaker 1: you've already recorded that, you can still use those jokes,
Speaker 1: so you haven't seen it, it's probably half and half.
Speaker 1: Currently we're in July, so come I got three more months.
Speaker 1: Because if everybody sees the special when it comes to
Speaker 1: the show and it's the same joke, it's gonna be over.
Speaker 1: And I keep wrap, you keep us the cities and
Speaker 1: the jokes us cities, so our tours they don't go
Speaker 1: to the same cities. So we could do a new tour,
Speaker 1: but it's the same jokes as different cities. If you're
Speaker 1: like a psychopath crazy fan, you drive six hours to
Speaker 1: a new tourish you'll see this that we're good with that.
Speaker 1: But if I do let's say I'm doing Chicago tomorrow, right,
Speaker 1: I'm doing the Compernicus Theater in Chicago. There you go,
Speaker 1: and so um, I'll make sure that I haven't done
Speaker 1: the same jokes in Madison because my people will travel,
Speaker 1: so I have like a a joke radius around. Well,
Speaker 1: I just again, I'm like you, I don't want somebody
Speaker 1: come and fill a jip like that. I've already heard this.
Speaker 1: There's no worse feeling than that jokes aren't like songs.
Speaker 1: And I tell my musician friends, yeah, I'm like, you
Speaker 1: can play a song over and over again. People love
Speaker 1: it the ten times they love it even more. They
Speaker 1: want to hear the one that they like here and
Speaker 1: there they are here the same one. They're like boo.
Speaker 1: Then you're you're, You're. But there was a while there
Speaker 1: with like the like a Bill Burr, like Louis c.
Speaker 1: K Era, where like an hour a year was like
Speaker 1: kind of it's not though, it's a maybe eighteen months
Speaker 1: or something where you we can write a good fun
Speaker 1: hour and no one's seeing you every year live and
Speaker 1: if they, if they do, they love you so much,
Speaker 1: they don't, they'll they like to hear the same stuff.
Speaker 1: They just obsessed with you, and you get that sometimes.
Speaker 1: But a casual fan of yours, they saw you last year,
Speaker 1: if they come back to town, there will wait another. Right,
Speaker 1: it's a couple of months. But do you do any
Speaker 1: of your music in your show? Uh? No, I play it,
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't. I don't have any music.
Speaker 1: I have one. I have one single, the rap song. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so okay, here so here's my because I now put
Speaker 1: I do music. I do stand up in music. What
Speaker 1: I found is if some of that the music lives.
Speaker 1: If you get if you get a couple so you
Speaker 1: can play those every tour. Ye, and so you know,
Speaker 1: we put out a live record in Boston, have just
Speaker 1: like five songs. I can go every show. I'll play
Speaker 1: freaking Hobby, Bobby, Bobby, it kills. Yeah. I can tell
Speaker 1: the same joke and play song. If you do a
Speaker 1: couple of songs, listen, you're way better this than I am. Um.
Speaker 1: But if you play a couple of songs, I mean
Speaker 1: that's six months. I just get a guitar strum like
Speaker 1: a chord and just do a bit and then it's
Speaker 1: a song now, so you can it doesn't count. That's
Speaker 1: so just tell them, Bobby said. If there's a song,
Speaker 1: Bobby said, boom, we've heard it. Now it's different. It's
Speaker 1: a song now. Sorry, Yeah, you when's a special coming
Speaker 1: out like a Thanksgiving You're nervous? No, did you edit it?
Speaker 1: Did you sit in the room and edit it? Nerve
Speaker 1: wracking it? I'll tell you what happened. Because we shot
Speaker 1: we shot twice two yeah, and the first one so
Speaker 1: I'm like very it was in it. We were like
Speaker 1: we're doing Birmingham, which is like that's where my fan
Speaker 1: base is, like very like Southern Christian. Um, I don't know,
Speaker 1: say values oriented or like family friendly and so like
Speaker 1: the Netflix was like they all came all the like
Speaker 1: all the Hollywood people were like all there, and I
Speaker 1: was like all right. I was freaking out because I
Speaker 1: was like, I should take out some of these like
Speaker 1: very niche like Bible jokes and very very insider Christian
Speaker 1: stuff because no one's they're going to be like no
Speaker 1: cut that. When the first show bombed, it was horror
Speaker 1: because I was very tight and I was in my
Speaker 1: head about where I am in my act. I should
Speaker 1: don't do that joke. Is very nervous. And then and
Speaker 1: then they came up to me after like hey, we
Speaker 1: love you and we like signed you because you do
Speaker 1: this certain thing with this demographic we don't necessarily know about,
Speaker 1: but like just you do you. I was like, so
Speaker 1: you want me to just do all of it, like
Speaker 1: all the stuff that I normally do, And they're like yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I did it and murder so hard like
Speaker 1: I got an hour on Methuselah. Yeah killer everything like
Speaker 1: what we did. But there, but you seem like there's
Speaker 1: there's a I would I used to get very nervous
Speaker 1: about like Christian jokes would be like if you grew
Speaker 1: up in America, you know about like David and Goliath,
Speaker 1: Noah's Ark. Jesus was like the leader, he had twelve disciples.
Speaker 1: The church meets on Sunday. Sometimes Christians are judgmental. They
Speaker 1: love Chick fil A that you kind of you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we get it, Like if you I go to like
Speaker 1: sometimes like Zanny is like a very urban show, like
Speaker 1: a very urban show where the whole crowd is black.
Speaker 1: I sit in the back just because I like comedy,
Speaker 1: and like, I don't necessarily like get this one. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like I don't. I didn't grow
Speaker 1: up like this, but I do. I like hearing about
Speaker 1: that life from a different perspective and like, I oh,
Speaker 1: I enjoy like it's not so much like moral to
Speaker 1: not moral comedy. It's like I just live like this
Speaker 1: and they're like all right, sweet, And then when you
Speaker 1: were feeling you the show was better. Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: it was like what do you write all these Like
Speaker 1: I was like, I grew up in my dad's a pastor.
Speaker 1: I grew up in the South. I was homeschooled. I like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what it was like. I don't know, like if
Speaker 1: there was like a like where'd you grow up? What's Arkansas?
Speaker 1: Mountain Pine? Arkansas? All right, so like Mountain Pine. If
Speaker 1: you somebody's like, write a write a bit about that
Speaker 1: area of the country where like the high schools, you'd
Speaker 1: be like this high school is like the good one.
Speaker 1: This is like the if you live in this area,
Speaker 1: like I don't know about that, right, but you know
Speaker 1: about so if somebody's like write a joke about that
Speaker 1: area of the country, you would be very well equipped, right, yes,
Speaker 1: super equipped. Yeah, and I wouldn't so like we need
Speaker 1: you writing those jokes and me writing these jokes, but
Speaker 1: still you would understand yes, yeah, without knowing if they
Speaker 1: it was done. If I were like Jesseville where the
Speaker 1: drawing the wine drinking Hillbillies, will be like, okay, I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get that. Yeah, I mean I never heard Jesseville,
Speaker 1: but okay, like this or like the other this is
Speaker 1: where like that if you got were like good at sports,
Speaker 1: you went to so and so high school, like we
Speaker 1: were like okay, man, I got it. You know, I
Speaker 1: just wrote a song on Monday. Um, kind of a
Speaker 1: similar thing. So I'm like, especially in my TV world,
Speaker 1: they don't know country music. Okay, yeah, but so a
Speaker 1: bit of similar. Wrote a song with a friend of
Speaker 1: mine with the Thomas Right episode. He was like, no
Speaker 1: one knows who I am and us say today it
Speaker 1: blows my mind, but nobody knows who anybody is, but
Speaker 1: everybody knows who I am, right, right, right. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like sad, but it's kind of awesome. It's kind
Speaker 1: of very liberating. Well, it's it weren't a niche world. Like,
Speaker 1: as long as you give the people that like you
Speaker 1: what they like about you, they're satisfied. You're satisfied, Keep
Speaker 1: keep rocking. What do you need to what do you need?
Speaker 1: Would you like take over the world? What do I mean?
Speaker 1: That would be nice? Yeah, well, now that I think
Speaker 1: about it. But in the country music aspect of we're
Speaker 1: writing a song that we're gonna play tomorrow, it is
Speaker 1: called you can't say that in the country song, and
Speaker 1: the first line is I'm gonna sell my truck and
Speaker 1: buy myself a prius. Right, the whole thing. You can't
Speaker 1: say that a country song. Like people that didn't know
Speaker 1: country music, we'll still get it without getting it. Now,
Speaker 1: they're not going to be like, I want to drive
Speaker 1: six hours to see that something. But if they were
Speaker 1: forced there and it's only like a fit of the show, yes,
Speaker 1: it will. The people that like, the people that like,
Speaker 1: we find that mine too. Like I wrote a bit
Speaker 1: about like a like a celebrity pastor. There's like this
Speaker 1: whole thing about celebrity pastors now and they're like very
Speaker 1: cool and trendy, like Justin Bieber's pastor. All those dudes
Speaker 1: looks like the drummer for Blank Wanted. Yeah, he's like
Speaker 1: Travis Barker up there preaching the Lord. So like I
Speaker 1: wrote a joke about this called like Swag Seminary. It's
Speaker 1: basically like you're an average pastor where like Khakis and
Speaker 1: a Polo come to Swag Seminary, will will like swag
Speaker 1: you out, make you cool and then like we'll just
Speaker 1: tell you to say like lit and the stuff in
Speaker 1: your sermon. You'll be like you'll attract a better crown.
Speaker 1: And the majority of the people were like what But
Speaker 1: if you got it, which the same as your song
Speaker 1: if you live, you're like, this is the best thing
Speaker 1: I've ever heard, and what you want and like your
Speaker 1: songs or my stuff is like you see it and
Speaker 1: you text your mom or your aunt or your roommate.
Speaker 1: You're like, yo, you have to see this. That's that's
Speaker 1: like a viral bit. If you were like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: this Bible characters in uber or this mom at Disney.
Speaker 1: If you've been to Disney, you're like, this is incredible,
Speaker 1: and that's what you're kind of gold. You know, it's
Speaker 1: trying to meet everybody. You're right, And it's funny you
Speaker 1: mentioned that because I now have I've transitioned from going man,
Speaker 1: we should just try to advertise to everyone. Yeah, to
Speaker 1: word of mouth on an Instagram story is so and
Speaker 1: I say on the podcast, now, hey, please share if
Speaker 1: you like it. Your friends have the same sensibility to
Speaker 1: you for the most part. And if you like it
Speaker 1: and you do me a solid like, you can tag
Speaker 1: me and I'll repost it. But share this Instagram and tag.
Speaker 1: That's how every like, especially those like Murder Mystery podcast.
Speaker 1: Somebody was like, Yo, you have to listen to this
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. I never heard a commercial for serial in
Speaker 1: my life, never never, but it's like the biggest one ever.
Speaker 1: But friends at Netflix shows, for example, yea, almost all
Speaker 1: of the shows that I've ever watched on Netflix where
Speaker 1: from someone going, you should watch this show, and you
Speaker 1: don't want to be the guy that doesn't what know
Speaker 1: what everybody like? But I'll give it probably like a
Speaker 1: couple mentions, like if one person says it, or if
Speaker 1: you see one mention of it on like the internet,
Speaker 1: it's like yeah. But then like you start to you know,
Speaker 1: you start to hear more and more people talk about you. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a thing your your your buzz cup needs to
Speaker 1: be filled to a certain level and you need enough buzz.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be in on the very beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want like an inch of buzz, like like
Speaker 1: you know what I found of yours the other day
Speaker 1: was like Shay do the two stay band the chap Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Blanco Brown, I'm just coming to that. Yeah, welcome
Speaker 1: to Did you come to that? I'm just kidding. It's
Speaker 1: like I gotta go. I was like, is that for real?
Speaker 1: Two sixteen? No? No, no, it was it was for
Speaker 1: my to go. So all right, yeah, but but you're
Speaker 1: still in with that's your normal. You're not normal, okay
Speaker 1: when you were just how did you get it? Because
Speaker 1: I found it, thought it was interesting, took a risk
Speaker 1: and listen, I do a lot of risks and nobody
Speaker 1: ever sees it, you know, So, I mean that's one
Speaker 1: of those and it has like ten million views right
Speaker 1: that video on Facebook guys, because he brought him out. Yeah. Here,
Speaker 1: he came to my house and that was my sick pool.
Speaker 1: We were dancing out, dude. Yeah, all right, so that's
Speaker 1: the first. Like my sister sent me that and she's like,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the this is my first time.
Speaker 1: And if I feel like i'm a I know about
Speaker 1: your hip you're down. Yeah, but I guess not. You
Speaker 1: agree all the words that people don't say anymore. But
Speaker 1: if they, if they would play that at a wedding,
Speaker 1: now I'm equipped, dude, I'll be it. Did you learn it?
Speaker 1: Did you sit? Yeah? Yeah? I try to? Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: That was my first time to really dance after the
Speaker 1: big Dancing with the Stars victory. A lot of pressure
Speaker 1: on me, feel good? No yeah, no, not at all,
Speaker 1: not at all. Um, let me say let me okay,
Speaker 1: let me finish your resume real quickly. We're trying to
Speaker 1: get through this. That's the whole. That's the whole. Interviews,
Speaker 1: like just read your resume. Thanks, but we'll see the
Speaker 1: next time April nineteen, John was named Poll Stars. Here's
Speaker 1: why I'm doing this because nobody knows anyone, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if I just go, here's a few things. Even
Speaker 1: though you may not know him, I'm promising you he's cool.
Speaker 1: And here's dad to back that up. And also, whenever
Speaker 1: I do like a podcast or like a radio, I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is pointless because no one my voice is not recognized.
Speaker 1: But if they saw a video like oh that guy
Speaker 1: they see in the airport and they're like are you,
Speaker 1: like right, either go to my school or you're like
Speaker 1: a cousin of mine, they ever get damn, oh they
Speaker 1: know you, they don't know what do you look like?
Speaker 1: Are you somebody? And if you say yourself, you're the
Speaker 1: biggest douche bag, They're like are you Somebody's like you're
Speaker 1: that famous guy? And I'm like, this is I'm in
Speaker 1: I'm in line at Chipotle right now, So not that
Speaker 1: famous was famous. Somebody would be in here in this
Speaker 1: Latin form and getting this. But I'm like, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: in the lobby at the Vanderbilt Healths and I mean
Speaker 1: we're both getting our stuff checked. I'm not vs. One
Speaker 1: time I was a CVS getting a prescription, and so
Speaker 1: is I can I get a photo? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I gas, but this is not ideal. I
Speaker 1: always feel I had to go to CVS yesterday because
Speaker 1: I ripped my ball on my bike. Happens, yeah right,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what that was, like a common common
Speaker 1: issue thing. Yeah, like it's happened before the bike, are
Speaker 1: you saying in general on the bike, Yeah, it's common.
Speaker 1: They think they have things called tap backs. Would you
Speaker 1: ride and tapack? Like, oh yeah, and if you tap hard? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have like a little tearance. So I had to
Speaker 1: go get um like butt hole appointment. I wish this
Speaker 1: was a video because if people can see what you're
Speaker 1: doing with your hands right now, yeah, this is like
Speaker 1: I'm really emulated describing the but I was I was
Speaker 1: confused about what was happening. Yeah, I showed it. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm very demonstrative in this story specifically, and as I
Speaker 1: was getting my butt cream, a couple of different ones
Speaker 1: because the doctor was like, we'll try a few of
Speaker 1: them and see what we're curious is it? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: when you try a few of them and you you
Speaker 1: walk in with your whole prescription, They're like Wow, he's
Speaker 1: getting a lot. He must have some real ball issues. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then she goes that phrase she's so she's super cute.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's the one hottest check I've ever seen
Speaker 1: work in the CBS. And and and that she does
Speaker 1: at the end, of course she does. She's given me
Speaker 1: three butthole creams and she's like she hands them to me,
Speaker 1: and I'm not looking at her in the eyes. I'm
Speaker 1: like my dog whenever he's pooping, he wants to look
Speaker 1: out but he can't. Just it's it's a weird thing.
Speaker 1: And then at the end she goes, hey, I just
Speaker 1: want to say love love the show. You're like, you
Speaker 1: could not say that, and I'm like, uh no, speaking speak, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not that guy. Or they're like, I always like
Speaker 1: when you go in there to get something, you always
Speaker 1: try to, like if it's something like that like embarrassing
Speaker 1: and say it's not a prescription, but you need something,
Speaker 1: you always try to get other stuff to cover it up.
Speaker 1: Like they're like, let me get like a like a coke,
Speaker 1: and like maybe like a snicker and like maybe this
Speaker 1: like itch cream. But they know they don't have to
Speaker 1: lie to the CBS. I would do that with condoms,
Speaker 1: they know until I stop using them, and I would
Speaker 1: just I would, I would cover it up pack of almonds.
Speaker 1: They were like, you want Oh, I didn't know that
Speaker 1: was there? Weird? What's that like doing comedy when you
Speaker 1: go over overseas and you know, do jokes for the
Speaker 1: troops in the Middle East? Like I always wonder what
Speaker 1: that what that environments like? Okay, when you you're you're
Speaker 1: probably the same as like when you here, when you
Speaker 1: do a show, let's say a theater, You're like, all right,
Speaker 1: I want the lights to be this, I want stage
Speaker 1: to be this, I want the mike to be this,
Speaker 1: I want the myself, you're you're most comfortable, you're your best.
Speaker 1: But but because it was all about uh, I guess
Speaker 1: in some ways me this is my but over there
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, we're we're here to give kind
Speaker 1: of like the we did like a show like in
Speaker 1: the middle of the desert outside I was standing on
Speaker 1: like a would crate with like three four or five
Speaker 1: soldiers like sitting on a bench and it was like
Speaker 1: one of the best shows ever really, because it wasn't
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking about how am I doing? How is
Speaker 1: this my kind of ego or was like kind of
Speaker 1: out of it and and the this is why you
Speaker 1: probably he said, because it was like armored vehicles and
Speaker 1: like flights to Kuwait and like very expensive to to
Speaker 1: get us there. And I go, why don't we Like
Speaker 1: I was kind of like why are we doing this?
Speaker 1: Like what are we here for? And the general or
Speaker 1: whoever was there, he was like, he goes, we bring
Speaker 1: comedians over here, because when the comedians come, suicide rate
Speaker 1: goes down. Isn't that wild? He's probably and serious. He
Speaker 1: was dead serious, and and I was like in like
Speaker 1: a laughing way. I was like, well, you could have
Speaker 1: told me that after the show, like not like hey,
Speaker 1: this is the show doesn't go well, like that's terrible,
Speaker 1: but like it was like that's what laughter will do
Speaker 1: for Like people listen to your show and they are
Speaker 1: like people, you know, weird. People's lives are horrible and
Speaker 1: full of pain and full of not to get serious,
Speaker 1: but like they're going to reel and if they can
Speaker 1: listen to your show and like forget about the diagnosis
Speaker 1: or the mortgage or the kid in juvenile or the
Speaker 1: divorce or whatever, you have done them a tremendous service, right,
Speaker 1: you have to separate someone from the struggle is always
Speaker 1: the goal, if the struggles even yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: people think, oh, these are just like stupid like fart
Speaker 1: jokes or those are just stupid like parody songs. Like
Speaker 1: if you think that you're you're very misunderstood about what's
Speaker 1: happening here. And music does that, Like it's it's really
Speaker 1: any content that makes you feel. Yeah, and if whatever
Speaker 1: you if if like Bobby Bones isn't your thing or
Speaker 1: John Chris isn't your thing, like if you find like
Speaker 1: every time I see people in the airport, like I'm
Speaker 1: a comedian or I'm like a I always wish you know,
Speaker 1: when you ever go out of town on Thursday or
Speaker 1: like Wednesday night, you see all those uses, all those
Speaker 1: tour busses leaving Nashville. I'm like, man, we're all like
Speaker 1: going out here, not to make it more noble than
Speaker 1: it is, but like we're going out to the people
Speaker 1: to like bring them a gift kind of now and
Speaker 1: now we're making a lot of money, so it's not
Speaker 1: like it's not like but you're like we're all in.
Speaker 1: Like if you're a tap dancing like clogging group, that's
Speaker 1: going to Omaha for like, a that's not my thing,
Speaker 1: but like awesome, I love you for going out. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. We're all kind of taking this
Speaker 1: gift to the to the America or I don't know,
Speaker 1: does that make sense? Yeah? I feel like And I
Speaker 1: used to make fun in my younger days. I would
Speaker 1: make fun of people who did things like dungeons and
Speaker 1: dragons yea, or or guy girls don't all the things
Speaker 1: that I couldn't yes, so and so. But now as
Speaker 1: I get older, I go, you know what, whatever makes
Speaker 1: everybody feel everybody needs a thing, whatever makes people feel
Speaker 1: all right when things aren't all right. Yeah, like awesome,
Speaker 1: but we but we should still make fun of it.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like we can also make
Speaker 1: fun of it as as long as everyone has wenna
Speaker 1: making fun of it because we don't even care that much.
Speaker 1: I don't or like like for a perfect example, like
Speaker 1: essential oils, like I knock on them like constantly in
Speaker 1: my shows, like somebody who's like John, I'm offended by
Speaker 1: your essential oils jokes like isn't there an oil for
Speaker 1: being offended? Forgetting mass? Like a but likes the perfect
Speaker 1: response to my like knocking on the central oils jokes
Speaker 1: is not write an angry blog about John Christ, nor
Speaker 1: is it throw away all your essential oils should be
Speaker 1: like all right, I hear his perspective and it's funny.
Speaker 1: I'm going to continue to do it because I enjoy it,
Speaker 1: or I think it's useful, or like all right, I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not out here to like try to change.
Speaker 1: I'm like an idiot. I don't know what I'm talking
Speaker 1: I should just say at the beginning of my show, Hey,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm talking about. Like this is
Speaker 1: all just like I just get angry at things and
Speaker 1: just like spout off. Don't take any of this as gospel,
Speaker 1: But you ever get a one since you just really
Speaker 1: blistering messages because they're constantly really about what they're mad
Speaker 1: at stuff. An example again, I was watching because I
Speaker 1: did you just put the Bible characters ubering video yesterday? Okay,
Speaker 1: because I hadn't seen it until today, and I'm your
Speaker 1: biggest fan. You don't know that, but I would say,
Speaker 1: maybe someone will take offense to you portraying I wouldn't
Speaker 1: most people wouldn't, but I can see somebody take an
Speaker 1: offense and going, well, why you shouldn't be portraying Bible
Speaker 1: characters as like as as joke in a in a
Speaker 1: funny thing, This is not a funny thing to joke about,
Speaker 1: very reverend, do you get that from people? Well? All right,
Speaker 1: So the one joke in that one specifically there was
Speaker 1: like the bid is like if Bible characters took uber,
Speaker 1: So like I don't have to explain the whole thing.
Speaker 1: But there's one about uh conscious pilot and he he
Speaker 1: was he was famous for sentencing the execution of Jesus,
Speaker 1: and then he was like, I'm washing my hands of
Speaker 1: this and I'm moving on. And so in the bit
Speaker 1: I get in the car and I'm poncherous pilot. He goes, hey,
Speaker 1: do you need some hand sanitizer? And I go yeah.
Speaker 1: So but if that is like the farthest I would
Speaker 1: probably go in that bit. But like it's not it's
Speaker 1: not supporting him, nor is it. It's just saying this
Speaker 1: is a thing that happened, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So I'm kind it's kind of like I still want
Speaker 1: jokes to do well. So if it's too far, the
Speaker 1: crowd will tell you, hey, too far. And if it
Speaker 1: so You're always trying to tow up to the line
Speaker 1: but not across it, but satiate the people who are
Speaker 1: like conservative, but the people who are like keep going farther.
Speaker 1: But we missed, We missed the mark all the time.
Speaker 1: You have to miss the mark to even know there
Speaker 1: is a mark. Yeah. Yeah, And the mark is different
Speaker 1: in different areas of the country. Dude, you're right about that.
Speaker 1: You have to do different jokes in different point and
Speaker 1: I have to do different jokes. Do you want to
Speaker 1: water your eyeball in my own? Good? You're just staring
Speaker 1: at it. My looks nice. I wonder that's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: can you get one? Oh yeah, Jeeves. I wantn't do
Speaker 1: that to Mike. I was just a joke about my
Speaker 1: fancy pool and if I met him somewhere, Mike, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you ever go to like the all male review?
Speaker 1: I recognize him? No, Oh, you know, I thought he was.
Speaker 1: He's the guy. You know the guy. What's the guy
Speaker 1: down on Broadway that like hooks up all like the
Speaker 1: A listers to all the clubs. You know that guy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he's hooked me up before. He like works for
Speaker 1: aud Juliano or something. What's his name? I thought that
Speaker 1: was him. Yeah, he's like wearing one of those real
Speaker 1: slick suits and he's got his hair was spiked up,
Speaker 1: and he's like, what's his name? But he's in my phone?
Speaker 1: Yeah I was, I was. I mean I have him
Speaker 1: on Instagram, but yes, he looks like him. He runs
Speaker 1: all those all those like I love him. Whenever we
Speaker 1: go down, they were like, hey, dude, can you like
Speaker 1: get us the table. He's like, yeah, yeah, I got you.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, I should find that name his name? Hey,
Speaker 1: will you text Morgan number two and get his name?
Speaker 1: We do want to give my proper shout out during
Speaker 1: this because he would know fantastic. Yeah's that going? By
Speaker 1: the way, you and I watch you guys on in
Speaker 1: story all the time. It's like she puts up ninety
Speaker 1: three stories. It's like a thirty. It's like I'm watching
Speaker 1: an entire episode of Orange is the New Blag. You're like,
Speaker 1: we get it, you get it. You know where she
Speaker 1: learned that? For me, I'm notorious for the long Instagram
Speaker 1: stories and now everybody's like thanks for like dating logs
Speaker 1: and now our Instagram stories forever long. They are funny.
Speaker 1: You want to hear a funny story about her. M
Speaker 1: I could probably share the the match one, right, Mike,
Speaker 1: or the I heard when you and you were talking
Speaker 1: about when you were talking with whatever. The interview I
Speaker 1: listened to you were like you for the few that
Speaker 1: you called like party and Lauren, because they're like your butts. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a story. I like Lauren a lot, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's your girl. What is this going to
Speaker 1: be embarrassing to me? No, not at all. It's just
Speaker 1: a funny story, butout it has actually nothing to do
Speaker 1: with you. You know, this is all about you. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell story that they haven't shared yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm watching Lauren's It's a story, and she's on a
Speaker 1: plane and she's going, there's somebody famous on our plane,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I'm I'm I'm dialed in. She
Speaker 1: hit me with the early teas sign up. Now there
Speaker 1: are so many little white dots. I'm not knowing which
Speaker 1: dot's gonna have to pay off. But I'm committed to
Speaker 1: this story, and so I'm not I'm not hitting the
Speaker 1: right I'm not scrolling to the next one. I'm just
Speaker 1: watching it going. And she's like, all right, but this
Speaker 1: is Bobby Bones. This is valuable, valuable, don't have fifteen
Speaker 1: seconds times thirty? I got you, And I'm flipping. I'm
Speaker 1: watching it's flipping. One of the next she goes, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go meet him. We're gonna go, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: who's a freaking plaint And who's at the back of
Speaker 1: the plane. There's a famous person? Because I think, um,
Speaker 1: it wasn't It was actually like an American but Lauren
Speaker 1: was in first class. Weird. Yeah, And so she's going
Speaker 1: to the back of the plane to meet somebody famous
Speaker 1: and I think I know this. I think I'm going,
Speaker 1: who's it gonna be? What it turns out? It zooms up,
Speaker 1: but she's taking a picture with the girl from the
Speaker 1: is it match dot Com? Come find me? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh the girl from the commercials Yes, the on girl.
Speaker 1: Is that match dot com? It's not your harmony? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Match for match Tico? Her uh guitar player was like,
Speaker 1: I think that's but I didn't know who it was. Sorry, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I only knew her. I didn't know her name
Speaker 1: name is Courtney and she's from the match. But I
Speaker 1: recognized her immediately and I was like, I know her,
Speaker 1: So they do the thing and I hit Laurena. I
Speaker 1: know about this, I know about this. I think I
Speaker 1: do go ahead there you go, Well, you would like
Speaker 1: talk to her or something? So I hit Lauren up.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, what's what's the deal. Oh yeah yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like she is that girl? Still single? Like
Speaker 1: I'm just curious how to make a move? Well, and
Speaker 1: she was like, yes, you should hit her? So I did.
Speaker 1: I shot my shot and I was like, what up?
Speaker 1: And you say I'm friends with Lauren? Or how do
Speaker 1: you start this? You just say what's up? And you
Speaker 1: think your your profile is gonna lead the way for now.
Speaker 1: This is what I did. I said, hey, I saw
Speaker 1: you on Lauren's Instagram. Good move, good movie? Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I wasn't lying. I did and I said Lauren and
Speaker 1: our friends and she said that vouch for you, and
Speaker 1: she did vouch for me. So I hit her up
Speaker 1: and we started talking back and forth, still on the
Speaker 1: same platform. Same no, not yet, okay, we had we
Speaker 1: hadn't made that step, because that's a step, it's a
Speaker 1: big one. Would you take it over? And so we're
Speaker 1: talking and I was like, I'm gonna be on l
Speaker 1: a I'm shooting some stuff, shooting some stuff, and so um,
Speaker 1: she she's okay, cool, I'm going I don't say what
Speaker 1: I was shooting because what I was shooting was I'm
Speaker 1: nervous for this. Yeah, I live for this. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: so I'm like, cool, I'm coming to l a. Why
Speaker 1: don't we get lunch or something. She's like, great, would
Speaker 1: love to And I'm like, okay, lunch, yea like baller,
Speaker 1: I'm in, yeah, you're so. You don't say drinks, you
Speaker 1: don't say dinner, you don't say well, it's weird for
Speaker 1: me to do drinks. Guy, I don't drink fair and
Speaker 1: I would do drinks, but they're always kind of weird.
Speaker 1: I guess, right, Yeah, can I get a psychopath? Well,
Speaker 1: I have a whole thing about that. I go before
Speaker 1: until the bartender keep looking me up with fake drinks.
Speaker 1: It's a good move. It's a good move. And I'm
Speaker 1: like all right, And then she hits me back and
Speaker 1: she goes, hey, do you know so and so? And
Speaker 1: I was like I did know this girl. The other girl.
Speaker 1: It was a flight attendant that it hit on me
Speaker 1: and I went out with She was like, I can't
Speaker 1: date you. That's my ex roommate really and I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: what world is this where you randomly X no idea.
Speaker 1: I guess they were both flying. So I only went
Speaker 1: out with that girl like once, and so we kind
Speaker 1: of um was the one that got away? We stopped.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the one that got away. And she hit
Speaker 1: me up about two weeks ago, okay again, and she
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I'm coming to Nashville. Well look who
Speaker 1: it is. That's all I always say, look who it is.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm in town. Do you want to go?
Speaker 1: So we went and like you did? Yeah, does Lauren
Speaker 1: know this? I haven't talked to Lauren the weaker stolie,
Speaker 1: so we so I met her through Laurence as a story.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a date. Then apparently she lived with
Speaker 1: a girl I went out with once in a weird
Speaker 1: strange turn of events, said no, I can't go out
Speaker 1: with you. Then said I'm coming to Nashville. She came
Speaker 1: to Nashville. We went out and it was fantastic. There
Speaker 1: you go. And now when I date with the match
Speaker 1: girl would come find me boom. Yeah, that's the top.
Speaker 1: There's no go where you go from here? Nowhere you
Speaker 1: can't go anywhere. I retired from women. I like the
Speaker 1: I used to say my liberty crush was the girl
Speaker 1: from the Verizon commercials, the Darker Girl. Yeah, she's a
Speaker 1: comedian and she was on this you know, I know
Speaker 1: that this is us she's she is uh was one
Speaker 1: of the secondary characters. She was like one of the
Speaker 1: theater girls. Yeah, where do you go for you go
Speaker 1: to a famous person, You're like, no, I don't like
Speaker 1: I like that. Like the girl from the Magic commercials,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh yeah, and people people would know if
Speaker 1: you just because I'll be like, hey, you know the
Speaker 1: girl from the match and they'd be like no. I'll
Speaker 1: be like, hold on, let me google what about now?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do know who this guy? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that guy I will. Do you ever watch maybe a
Speaker 1: show on Amazon and I do Do you ever? Means
Speaker 1: I do this, But I'm just kind of positioning like
Speaker 1: do you ever? Because he would do this an interview
Speaker 1: of me, but you aren't do do you ever? Do this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where you're like, oh, she's cute, and you like look
Speaker 1: her up on Instagram and then you message her. I
Speaker 1: probably don't go that phone anymore. You have a girlfriend before.
Speaker 1: Would you ever ever slide This is about you. Do
Speaker 1: you ever slide into d m of moderately famous people?
Speaker 1: I have not? No, really, well just I don't think.
Speaker 1: I like, how did you meet Lauren? She slid into mind?
Speaker 1: How is that right? Yeah? Yeah, we told this on
Speaker 1: your show. Dude, sure they're not famous life. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: We're here again whatever? So okay, So you never because
Speaker 1: I've slid because I like a comedian is like a
Speaker 1: very the last person to think he deserves the platform
Speaker 1: and has would be a comedian. Like I've seen somebody
Speaker 1: from like with like three thousand followers, like yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'm not like I'm not big enough for her. When
Speaker 1: somebody else thinks they're like honored to meet me, I'm
Speaker 1: like why, I'm like in line and like to get
Speaker 1: something off a dollar menu. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I don't perceive myself as others perceived. You probably feel
Speaker 1: the same, right, Oh, I don't like I'm the same
Speaker 1: person I was when I was too like no confidence whatsoever,
Speaker 1: Always wondering why in the world do people even find
Speaker 1: me entertainer? Like today you might be the last day
Speaker 1: a crazy Imposters just live it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: just like this, like I like it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's it like to be like yoh, jeez. I don't
Speaker 1: because if you start to think of yourself like that,
Speaker 1: nothing good comes from that well, and then you lose
Speaker 1: what made you what you are. Yeah, nothing good comes
Speaker 1: from like I'm the man. Especially as a comedian, you're
Speaker 1: so vulnerable to every night, to those people. You need
Speaker 1: them to allow you to succeed. But you never slid
Speaker 1: because I was I'm okay with failing, and I'm okay,
Speaker 1: it's all fail it's all failure, slid into d m s.
Speaker 1: I would probably be more comfortable with like a fan
Speaker 1: really like I would respond to someone else's but I'll respond,
Speaker 1: but you're talking about in like a dating way because
Speaker 1: I'll respond to something. But I just feel like I'm
Speaker 1: scared because people are scared. I got on bumble once.
Speaker 1: They kept screenshotting my thing. It past and it was
Speaker 1: just getting sent all around. But your what, your messages,
Speaker 1: my messages, my profile, everything, and I was like, shirtless photos, listen,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't do any of that. There's none
Speaker 1: of that. Have you ever seen me shirtless? I have
Speaker 1: not here check it out, Um, Oh is this does exist?
Speaker 1: What is this here talking about Babbiano? Oh that's Fabiano issue.
Speaker 1: It looks like just like him, that is, doesn't it. No,
Speaker 1: you just see two hispanic fellas. Looks at Jason al Dean's.
Speaker 1: No that's not true. Let's look at this dude that
Speaker 1: is him. No, it's not just look I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: good for the gotta be brothers. You're both good looking dudes.
Speaker 1: We've got a lot of photos of oh oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I see, I see what that is Babiana and he
Speaker 1: does I'll be like, hey, I'm coming to all Dean's
Speaker 1: and he's like, got you. He's like got you Like,
Speaker 1: He's like, I'll be at the back door. Yeah. Let
Speaker 1: me play something of yours here. Let's hear it. This
Speaker 1: is check your Heart, a comedy song by John Chris.
Speaker 1: Here we go scrolling stuff for the satisfaction. Theirs trapp
Speaker 1: ping Bible. First caption of spots child but rolling in
Speaker 1: a rover Thank you every Sunday morning's hung over, clapping back,
Speaker 1: You're feeling like a wise guys Appa never but only
Speaker 1: for the WiFi by lap Page to sitting a folder
Speaker 1: hanging off the shoulder, well you ever perform that. I
Speaker 1: don't know, what's it like? First seventeen terble Have you've
Speaker 1: been performing music lives forever? Right? Yeah? Yeah, I never had,
Speaker 1: And yeah this is not your profession. You've been chiseling
Speaker 1: away after years. So it's the same thing. You get
Speaker 1: up and you suck for a while and just play
Speaker 1: the track because you have a band. Well both when
Speaker 1: I would do the hip hop stuff because that a
Speaker 1: whole alter your named captain Caucasian. Yeah, I would just
Speaker 1: get up with the track because it was cheap. I
Speaker 1: couldn't afford anything else. And then you just wrap, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then what what's the response people say? Sometimes? Sometimes
Speaker 1: sometimes they're just like you in the theater? Yeah, why
Speaker 1: are we here? If what I found is if you
Speaker 1: could preface it by going this one I'm gonna do tonight,
Speaker 1: people will know it will be ready for you because
Speaker 1: if they're coming to your show, especially now, they'll be
Speaker 1: following you on Instagram or Twitter. So what do they
Speaker 1: know what a Bobby Bones show is? Sometimes they don't.
Speaker 1: The mic crowd doesn't either. Yeah, sometimes it's very similar
Speaker 1: to we like the Practical Jokers. They like tour and
Speaker 1: they like sell out, like Madison Square Garden and they're like,
Speaker 1: we don't know what, we don't know what we're going
Speaker 1: to see, but we like those guys. I think that
Speaker 1: will spend the evening with Bobby. I think that's a
Speaker 1: great point, and I think that's what people that come
Speaker 1: to my show's field. They hear me on the radio.
Speaker 1: But I gotta tell you it's a different muscle to
Speaker 1: tell jokes than it is to do this. They're talking
Speaker 1: on the radio, completely different. The only things similar as
Speaker 1: a microphone. That's it. That's it, just not on a
Speaker 1: stage when it doesn't work. You know, it doesn't work
Speaker 1: because you're just alone and you're like like the maybe
Speaker 1: a bit on the radio. You don't know, things don't
Speaker 1: work all the time. And I'm just talking. I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be funny all the time or I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be compelling all the time versus like like
Speaker 1: That's why a lot of guys that are like they're
Speaker 1: like um, like speakers or like maybe like business or
Speaker 1: like social media or like but they're they would never
Speaker 1: build themselves as a comedian because if you're like a
Speaker 1: speaker and you're like funny, it's like kind of added
Speaker 1: and he was also like we learned something and it
Speaker 1: was like a pastor were like anything. It was also funny.
Speaker 1: But if you're like I'm a comedian, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: we're here to laugh. That's why I don't build myself
Speaker 1: as a comedian. And I would go to do do an
Speaker 1: hour and minuites of just stand up. But I do
Speaker 1: not feel like like that is your craft, Like Bobby
Speaker 1: Bones show, it's it's kind of I don't know whatever
Speaker 1: you wanted to be what. It doesn't have to be anything.
Speaker 1: In my mind, it's a variety show. And I may
Speaker 1: go up and just do jokes for an hour. I'm
Speaker 1: feeling yeah, and that's what. But that's what I did
Speaker 1: on my last tour. That's and I had to call
Speaker 1: it funny and alone because I need of people know
Speaker 1: I was by myself. I don't expect any other characters
Speaker 1: are in band members or show members, and I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna tell jokes. But you know what, it's not not
Speaker 1: compelling show to go because Bobby Bones alone, just alone,
Speaker 1: that's my life. That's every night. That's that's a show
Speaker 1: that people see on Instagram. Bobby Bones freaking alone. Oh
Speaker 1: this is hilarious. Do you work completely clean? I do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: me too? Yeah? Why and you do? Because um let's
Speaker 1: see I all right. When I was like ten, there's
Speaker 1: a there's a Bible versus that says if you call
Speaker 1: your brother a fool, you're in danger of Hell's fire.
Speaker 1: And then my parents like took the Bible very very
Speaker 1: like literally, so I called my brother a fool one time,
Speaker 1: like and my parents washed my mouth. That was soap
Speaker 1: for full Yeah, so like you got your mouth washed
Speaker 1: that that's like you think there's like the eight hundreds,
Speaker 1: Like no, this is like like this is not like
Speaker 1: they were like a bar of soap. You put your
Speaker 1: tongue and they like scrub your mouth, which is like
Speaker 1: macaroni and cheese tastes like dial for like that next
Speaker 1: three days. But like I was just raised in a
Speaker 1: house where it wasn't acceptable to swear. And the first
Speaker 1: time I ever went to comedy club, I heard the
Speaker 1: comedians swear, and I was like, like, where's the soap is?
Speaker 1: They're like is this like is someone gonna like is
Speaker 1: he in trouble? They're like, no, he's not. But if
Speaker 1: you grew up in a house, that's why I never
Speaker 1: like I don't. It's never on my website or anywhere
Speaker 1: that I'm like a clean, like Christian comedian. That's no
Speaker 1: Like if you want to call me that, fine, but
Speaker 1: I am. You're not gonna hear that from me because
Speaker 1: it's just how I was raised and it's not it's
Speaker 1: less of like am morally better than anyone who's just
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like why do you wear cowboy boots?
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is how I grew up.
Speaker 1: So if someone grew up in a house where there
Speaker 1: was swearing and they're like and if you swear, then awesome,
Speaker 1: I got no wastue with that. I enjoy a lot
Speaker 1: of My favorite comic is Cat Williams. It's like incredibly
Speaker 1: across the line for for a lot of people, but
Speaker 1: I enjoy it. He's your favorite favorite comic ever. Mount
Speaker 1: Rushmore of Funny People as you think they will do full?
Speaker 1: Why would you do four plus one of my Mount Rushmore? Everybody?
Speaker 1: I was like, give me one more, So I'm just
Speaker 1: let you know it's gonna be fine. I don't rush
Speaker 1: More of Funny People? Okay, well do we can do
Speaker 1: one at a time? All right? Well, Cat Williams. Alright,
Speaker 1: favorite comic ever. I'm gonna I'm gonna go Chris Rock
Speaker 1: just because, Okay, just pound for pound over thirty years
Speaker 1: and you can put Chris on your too. By the way,
Speaker 1: it doesn't eliminate you. All right, I'll go um, Cedric
Speaker 1: the Entertainer. I'm gonna go Ricky Gervais. I'm gonna go, Ah,
Speaker 1: Sasha Baron Cohen solid did they have to be alive? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: Andy Kaufman, good, Hyeah? I like that? Uh Tim Hawkins?
Speaker 1: You don't know who that is? Do you know that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course when you know Tim Hawkins, I grew up
Speaker 1: in church, Dude, A lot of people don't know who
Speaker 1: that is. Like I like, I wouldn't if you're just
Speaker 1: talking about, like who do you sit and lab man?
Speaker 1: That guy cracks. I'm a little insulted you said I'd
Speaker 1: be like m Michael Debbie Smith. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go funny people. I'm gonna go Adam Carolla. Well are
Speaker 1: you serious? Oh? Man, dude, you just became my best friend.
Speaker 1: He was a man his Yeah, that guy, that guy
Speaker 1: probably changed my life. I used I wrote a physical
Speaker 1: letter to him, like once a month. For like three
Speaker 1: years to try to be on his podcast, Did you
Speaker 1: get on? Well, what happened was I got his movie,
Speaker 1: his crowdfund of movie Road Hard. I have a part
Speaker 1: in it because I won, like it was like crowdfunded
Speaker 1: like you and I won because we were very similar
Speaker 1: point of view, like very similar to like come on,
Speaker 1: like the government's not here to like save your life,
Speaker 1: like a lot of very He's liberal in a lot
Speaker 1: of ways, was conservative in a lot of ways. And
Speaker 1: I lined up with him a lot. Yeah, Adam Cruel's
Speaker 1: let's see. He invited me on his podcast about a
Speaker 1: month ago, and I haven't been able to go out there, yea.
Speaker 1: And I'm a little nervous to do it because he's
Speaker 1: I don't think I could keep up, Like I'm so
Speaker 1: the Pirate ship come board, dude, he got one more parts. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: let's see, this is your bonus. It counts, though it
Speaker 1: does count. I'm gonna go with someone like, ah, you
Speaker 1: know who I should go with? THEO Vaughan. You know
Speaker 1: who that is? THEO. I don't think I do. He's
Speaker 1: will I when you tell me you've watched some of
Speaker 1: his bits. He's got a Netflix special. Yeah, he's audio,
Speaker 1: he's unbelievable, or Andrew Schultz maybe you know that. Well,
Speaker 1: this is the whole one. Plus see, who wouldn't my
Speaker 1: my fifth be Chris Rock. Let's say, let's be let's
Speaker 1: do with somebody like like, well I hit you with
Speaker 1: Adam Crowland. You're a little because you could go like
Speaker 1: my cousin, my uncle, like ned or something. I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy's a little Who is the funniest person I know?
Speaker 1: I have a friend that's a comedian now who I
Speaker 1: watch And her name is Nicky Glazer and and I've
Speaker 1: been with her doing shows before. And she also writes
Speaker 1: a joke. She's such a good writer. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: her She's done this podcast before put her on there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put her on there. Yeah as five. She's like,
Speaker 1: oh thanks, Bobby, I'm five. No, no, she you're one.
Speaker 1: It's not into order, it's not in kind of is
Speaker 1: but still yeah, I'm just thinking, who's the funniest person
Speaker 1: in your life? Though? Like that you would see at
Speaker 1: least once every three months. Well, see Lauren's funny, but
Speaker 1: like I made her funny. You know what, I'm interesting?
Speaker 1: Interesting concept. I always tell her that I'm She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm so funny. I was like, maybe, let's be honest,
Speaker 1: like you were, like, you're funnier now from like being
Speaker 1: around me. But that's also true because you do people
Speaker 1: sensibilities you did. When I'm around funny people or skilled comedians,
Speaker 1: I find myself working harder at that. Okay, Uh, there's
Speaker 1: the we we tour with a guy named we like
Speaker 1: roast each other so hard, and one of the comic
Speaker 1: that I travel with, Dustin Nickerson, is like this guy
Speaker 1: is just it's just like I can't believe you said that.
Speaker 1: It's so horrible, but like funny, you know, you can't
Speaker 1: ever Like there's like radio thoughts, then there's like podcast thoughts,
Speaker 1: then there's like Instagram story thoughts. Then there's like group
Speaker 1: text thoughts, and then there's like thoughts that just never
Speaker 1: leave your head and just keep them. You should always
Speaker 1: keep them in there. Those are like the ones that
Speaker 1: when you say, you're like, jeez, dude, we will laugh
Speaker 1: pretty hard on the bus with that guy. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys take a bus. Yeah, Yeah, that's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta we got a whole crew. Yeah. Um, you
Speaker 1: know who's funny is that I've been able to spend
Speaker 1: time with, and I think people know him. It's kind
Speaker 1: of funny, but is John Mayer very funny, very funny
Speaker 1: and some sometimes very funny, too funny, but always clever,
Speaker 1: like just quite sharp. A thing about humor is like
Speaker 1: being around somebody's like you know what I like, not
Speaker 1: necessarily someone that's like punchline like, but just like if
Speaker 1: you talk to like a waitress or like a cashier
Speaker 1: and you make a joke, they're like, oh, jokes are happening,
Speaker 1: and they can like give it right back to you,
Speaker 1: versus like you'd like say something like no, we're like
Speaker 1: doing a like a like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You do a joke and they're like what versus like
Speaker 1: someone that's like, oh yeah, it's freaking hilarious right there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which they don't necessarily have to be funny themselves, but
Speaker 1: just has to you know, it's funny. Shay, it's very funny.
Speaker 1: Daw what you call it? Dan In? Yeah, danja Oh
Speaker 1: he's hilarious. Dude, he's real funny. Mike, Dude, who's funny?
Speaker 1: Like who's in country? Right? Yeah, that's a that's an
Speaker 1: interesting topic, like who's funny and country music good point. Um,
Speaker 1: like Luke is nutty. I would use him as a
Speaker 1: nutty Luke Brian is a nutty, a nutty guy. He's
Speaker 1: all over the place. Yeah, he's funny because most of
Speaker 1: them are very serious. He um laughs as he's talking
Speaker 1: and you just laugh with him sometime. I'm looking back here.
Speaker 1: Party is funny. Yeah, John Party is funny. John Party
Speaker 1: is funny. Cassie Ashton is funny. Um. Some of them
Speaker 1: are just sad, you know. Yeah, Yeah, that's that's Scotty
Speaker 1: McCreery just sad. I'm just kidding Scotty. Uh, we don't
Speaker 1: and we don't. We don't talk about him. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: get it. That's why I did that in it. Uh,
Speaker 1: Laney Wilson or you know she is. It's funny, she's funny.
Speaker 1: But who's funny? Mike? Like around here, do we go
Speaker 1: that dude's freaking funny, or that he comes in like
Speaker 1: I'm suppord to having him in, or it's for me,
Speaker 1: it's like, all right, he's coming in. I gotta like
Speaker 1: loosen up because I just like the people that don't
Speaker 1: have like a big like ego about themselves. Like when
Speaker 1: I go to like, oh, you can't, like, don't joke
Speaker 1: around him. He's very like, oh, come on, oh you
Speaker 1: get that? Yeah, do you ever get hey, you're you're
Speaker 1: funny comedian, tell me joke all the time. Do you
Speaker 1: have something planned for When that question is asked, I'd
Speaker 1: just be like, I mean, what do you do for
Speaker 1: a living? I'm want to accountant. I'm like, well, do
Speaker 1: some math for me, or like or make like if
Speaker 1: I don't know my waitress, I can bring me some food.
Speaker 1: That's unfair, I'm not working currently on it. And then never,
Speaker 1: it's never has gone well for me. Like tell me
Speaker 1: a joke to You're like, well, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you know. If I'm in a group of people at
Speaker 1: the Rieman, You're like, all right, these people probably from
Speaker 1: the South or about Nashville. They're probably a certain demographic.
Speaker 1: All right, I can probably find something from the archives
Speaker 1: of these people I think are funny, versus like you
Speaker 1: just an uber driver and I'm just trying to guess.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what religion, ethnicity, politics, you have
Speaker 1: no ideas, It's never gonna go well. Plus, if you
Speaker 1: have one person it's like a hundred percent ers, or
Speaker 1: if you have a thousand people and you've got five
Speaker 1: hundred half the people laughing. You still got five hundred
Speaker 1: people laughing. Like percentages wise, you're good. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not bad. It turns out it's pretty good time and
Speaker 1: I like good acoustics in there. You ever played the
Speaker 1: what is it's a music for the comedy festival that's
Speaker 1: in town? Yeah, you've done that one. Yeah, what's it called? Uh?
Speaker 1: You used to be the wild West announced the Nashville
Speaker 1: Comedy Festival. Maybe it was the last year of wild
Speaker 1: West that I did. Yeah, They're like, we can't, we
Speaker 1: can't call it the wild wild West because that's not
Speaker 1: that's the nashville's' is not that like cowboy boots and
Speaker 1: like like hats, Like that's not Nashville. These people are
Speaker 1: very trendy and very right Naville. The two places that
Speaker 1: I've lived last are they are penalized by what people
Speaker 1: feel they are, not by what they are, meaning Nashville
Speaker 1: in Austin, Texas. There are no cowboys in Austin. And
Speaker 1: they go into Austin and it's like yeehaw, yeah you
Speaker 1: know we don't, Oh there's none of that here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You may be like yeah, there's not not in Austin
Speaker 1: for sure. Did you hear the clip of the comedian
Speaker 1: that got beat up by the audience guy last night
Speaker 1: or night before? Or you're gonna laugh? It's it's not fun.
Speaker 1: It's not fun. It's not I mean because they these
Speaker 1: are always my favorite, but this made me feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: And I was talking about this on my show. You
Speaker 1: can hear it, we'll play it. But Amy was like,
Speaker 1: this happened to you, and I was like, not playing.
Speaker 1: I play in theaters, but they can't get to me.
Speaker 1: Like the nineties of you old usher will stop you
Speaker 1: before that. Somebody, here's the guy. Here we go. This
Speaker 1: is a clip hit it. I do know who you are,
Speaker 1: so stop talking. Sound serious? He said, I do know
Speaker 1: who you are, so stop talking. The AUNTIESCE member then
Speaker 1: jumped out of his chair and attacked him, knocked him
Speaker 1: on dates punched him. Who is the comedian? Yeah, his
Speaker 1: name is pill Crow during pill a capital pill crown
Speaker 1: is his name. I don't know who that is. But
Speaker 1: the attacker was being shoved out the front door. He
Speaker 1: broke a window that cost five hundred bucks to a play.
Speaker 1: Heard the window. I heard that, and the white girl
Speaker 1: screaming the guy who was injured. UM, so far they
Speaker 1: have a press charges, but that sucks. That could easily
Speaker 1: been a knife. You could have been anything. It's it's
Speaker 1: funny because like when you go to like a like
Speaker 1: when you if you do the Ryman, you come out
Speaker 1: from backstage, you perform in front of security, and you
Speaker 1: return to backstage. When you're you're you're a comedy club
Speaker 1: or open mic, you come up from the crowd and
Speaker 1: then return to the crowd that you just if you
Speaker 1: made fun of somebody, like you're walking back literally past him.
Speaker 1: But it's like, I don't I mean that that. I
Speaker 1: got no problem with any of that. If you this
Speaker 1: is if you say something that is offensive to someone,
Speaker 1: then they feel the need to defend. I'm good with that.
Speaker 1: How are you putting? I won't say hecklers. I don't
Speaker 1: find myself getting hecklers. It's not gonnak at yellers yea
Speaker 1: mostly encouraging yellows, but it still is terrible for spoken word.
Speaker 1: But they think it's like, yeah, it's not. You're not helping.
Speaker 1: How do you how do you handle a loving heckel?
Speaker 1: You just gotta make sure I've always said you gotta
Speaker 1: make sure the out is on your side. So if
Speaker 1: like there's for example, lady the other day was like
Speaker 1: just scream like like laughing way too much and being
Speaker 1: too much in the show. I could tell that everyone
Speaker 1: around her in her kind of area was like getting
Speaker 1: annoyed by her. So she kept it and I was like, hey, lady,
Speaker 1: shut up, and everybody lost it and laughed, like in essence,
Speaker 1: like thank you, we have been feeling this for the
Speaker 1: last ten minutes. Thank you for addressing it because we
Speaker 1: can't because they were frustrating they couldn't hear the show,
Speaker 1: and they paid a lot of money to be there,
Speaker 1: and it's like, but if you got like a bachelorette,
Speaker 1: it's just like we love you, Bobby, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I you you freaking And then they're like, whoa, They're
Speaker 1: gonna side with her, right because you're like that you
Speaker 1: she didn't, we're not mad at her, And now we're
Speaker 1: mad at you because you like, if they come out
Speaker 1: with you with a knife, you gotta come back with
Speaker 1: a knife. You can't come back with an atomic bomb
Speaker 1: because they neveryone's like whoa too much, So like if that,
Speaker 1: if that, if he said it's are you I don't
Speaker 1: think you're funny? He's this is comedy. We are allowed
Speaker 1: to say whatever we want. He is allowed to say
Speaker 1: that now it's been encouraged because of YouTube and like
Speaker 1: the Internet that people want to be like that. Now
Speaker 1: that's everywhere, and he knows that. So people like to
Speaker 1: yell out. There's comics that are like to make a
Speaker 1: living on that, like just acting like these Hecklers are
Speaker 1: like and then they like comic destroys Heckler, like, come on,
Speaker 1: you just had like a pretty civil conversation and they laugh.
Speaker 1: But have you've seen those like comic destroys Heckler and
Speaker 1: you watch it like yeah, and not really though, not really.
Speaker 1: But people live. They everybody knows everything's gonna be on
Speaker 1: the internet. But if you go to zanties, they don't
Speaker 1: they lock up the cell phones, you know they do
Speaker 1: all the time, all the time. Yeah, good, yeah they should. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be concerned sometimes I'll be like, please don't record
Speaker 1: this because I'm trying to make this funny. It's gonna
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be as funny. Not ready yet. It's
Speaker 1: not ready yet yet. Most people are pretty good at it,
Speaker 1: and that's what comics get in trouble is because they
Speaker 1: like they if a bid is wildly offensive across the line,
Speaker 1: if it's hilarious, they'll at you. It has to be
Speaker 1: like it's a joke about like Chris rock At the
Speaker 1: joke about the the Freedom Tower, and you heard that joke.
Speaker 1: He's like, you better put some mandatory stuff in there,
Speaker 1: like you better put a d M V or like
Speaker 1: a post office there, like a sunglass hut in there.
Speaker 1: I ain't going in there. He didn't say he's doing it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't better than I'd be like, man, that is terrible,
Speaker 1: but also it's pretty funny. It's pretty like it. But
Speaker 1: but the first time you ever told that joke, it
Speaker 1: was probably a little clunky. He didn't know the words,
Speaker 1: and it probably would come off as very offensive if
Speaker 1: that showed up on the internet. But you're like, once
Speaker 1: it's done, it's gonna be great. But it's hard. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you worked at Chick fil a? Did Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: fired four I tried. I was like fifteen, So first
Speaker 1: of all, I can preface it, but I got I
Speaker 1: stirred the lemonade with my hand because I couldn't find
Speaker 1: they do it like Big five gallon things and I
Speaker 1: put the lemon juice in the sugar in the water
Speaker 1: in there, and there was like, we need refills. Now
Speaker 1: there's people waiting at the counter, and I was like
Speaker 1: I couldn't find this. Start just like roll my sleeve
Speaker 1: up and like stirred it. Who Then manager came around
Speaker 1: the corner. You can't do that. Apparently this is not
Speaker 1: in handbook. I mean what it's not in there anywhere.
Speaker 1: But he had one of two ways to go. What
Speaker 1: I mean, you could not have stirted if you couldn't
Speaker 1: find the spoon. But yeah, and you would have got
Speaker 1: in trouble. But it's a needs big. It can't be
Speaker 1: any spoon and suppould be a big like one of
Speaker 1: those that you're gonna puts on the wall. Yea, like
Speaker 1: one of the spankings. Yeah, yeh yeah, yeah, nothing I
Speaker 1: could do with that. You how did you start? You
Speaker 1: do MIC's open mics? Yeah? Yeah, I started in Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 1: Where's your first open mic? You remember laughing skull Lounge?
Speaker 1: And how long did you go up? And do you
Speaker 1: remember any remember a joke from the first I remember
Speaker 1: all of them. Okay, give me, give me what you
Speaker 1: let with two minutes. I did two minutes. That was
Speaker 1: what you start with. I said, uh oh, fan, all right,
Speaker 1: so I go it's it was in the summer. It's
Speaker 1: like in July, I got my skin gets really dark
Speaker 1: in the summer. A lot of times people ask me
Speaker 1: what national reality I am. The easiest way to describe
Speaker 1: it is I'm not white, and more like wheat, No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. That was more laughter, that's funny. They were
Speaker 1: like wait and then it was like no laughter. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, well, my okay, my dad's white,
Speaker 1: my mom's nine grain, which is like they were like
Speaker 1: to get out of here. I think if you told
Speaker 1: that joke now, people would laugh probably now. And then
Speaker 1: I said, I was like a I saw a guy
Speaker 1: walking out of Costco with like a a pallet of
Speaker 1: two pallets of rice in four cases of D batteries,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what does he know? It's like
Speaker 1: it's something catastrophic is gonna happen. Now you don't have
Speaker 1: to explain it. But I but most people don't get
Speaker 1: that joke. And they were like what. But I was like,
Speaker 1: somebody said you were destined for a career if you
Speaker 1: did it and you failed miserably at it, and you
Speaker 1: wanted to do it again and you had the bug.
Speaker 1: As soon as I got off stage, was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to do that. I have bombed? How old?
Speaker 1: And it was horrible And I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I got it now I want to do
Speaker 1: it again, versus like some people do it and then
Speaker 1: I never want to do that again. It was horrible.
Speaker 1: I know where to experien and said again, and I'll
Speaker 1: I had a job at the time. I worked in
Speaker 1: the sports marketing company. I was moderately successful. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: And now are you making more money touring or doing
Speaker 1: content online? Or they close? Not close at all? Touring
Speaker 1: okay times the hundred, but but the the stuff online
Speaker 1: fills up the live shows, So meaning do you play
Speaker 1: stuff from one line or no? But that's why people
Speaker 1: know of me. Yeah, they're like, how we know that
Speaker 1: oh from the oh that guy from the football coach video. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll go see him, but they don't know. No one
Speaker 1: knows my stand up until February or until yeah, when
Speaker 1: Netflix comes out, it's gonna be that's it's gonna be big.
Speaker 1: Honor man, it's a big honor. Yeah, I wonder if
Speaker 1: you're your guarantees a go up? Do you get do
Speaker 1: you get guarantees? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I want to be
Speaker 1: assuming here. Yeah, one of these things, we should we
Speaker 1: do them together. I don't think so you're way You're
Speaker 1: much funy don't have the last thing, and this is
Speaker 1: how the radio thing, and I was like, we should
Speaker 1: do the podcast much You're much funnier um than I am.
Speaker 1: And I don't have a problem with that. And I'd
Speaker 1: come out and not before you yet. I could probably
Speaker 1: draw I could probably draw some people in for you.
Speaker 1: You want to come to Zany's. I don't do clubs.
Speaker 1: Come on, dude, I can't. You've never been there. Why not?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not clubs a room. I can do big
Speaker 1: rooms of my people. Listen, I'll do in Chicago. I'll
Speaker 1: do two thousand people, right, yeah, yeah, you're people, Yeah,
Speaker 1: two thousands of my people. But like, but comics were like,
Speaker 1: I'm not as good as you want. Yeah, but listen,
Speaker 1: comics would like a comics comic. I would like look
Speaker 1: down on you for that. But every comic is trying
Speaker 1: to go to Chicago and sell two thousand tickets, So
Speaker 1: like you're hating on something that I don't think people
Speaker 1: hate on you, but like you're but they can. I
Speaker 1: have no problem with that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't because they want to. They are like you
Speaker 1: might be the best club comic ever, but you go
Speaker 1: you can't. You go on the road and you can't
Speaker 1: sell dirty tickets. So I mean Zany's is full of
Speaker 1: like people that are selling their own like the Instagram
Speaker 1: and like YouTube comics full of it because they can't.
Speaker 1: They the the club can the club can fill the
Speaker 1: room up on a Monday. I like sold it out
Speaker 1: on Monday, and they're like, we're not doing anything on Monday.
Speaker 1: If you can fill this place with your people, we
Speaker 1: don't care if you There's a kid that the YouTuber
Speaker 1: that opens presents that's what he does, and he does
Speaker 1: it live. That's this whole show. And it's like people
Speaker 1: are like crying. Kids are like crying. He does a
Speaker 1: live show of that. That's awesome. I know you should
Speaker 1: be like I can't believe that. But then you're like, well, respect. Respect,
Speaker 1: that's what that's your game. That's if you can make
Speaker 1: anyone go. I will not only forfeit my time, but
Speaker 1: my money. Yeah. Good for you. Yeah, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: somebody to get to spend their paycheck to come see you.
Speaker 1: You win. Right When I was talking to Nikki, I
Speaker 1: have guilt a whole life skill, right yeah, And I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm doing something successful you shouldn't. And I
Speaker 1: would be like, because she's just now started the playing
Speaker 1: theaters and and you're like, oh, welcome to this, welcome
Speaker 1: to the grow. I would be like, I'm embarrassed I've
Speaker 1: been talking about it with you because she's like, I
Speaker 1: can't believe I just sold you, like I sold that
Speaker 1: thing out to why But I don't do that. I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I would feel guilty talking about my shows
Speaker 1: because she's way better than I am. But I'm doing
Speaker 1: rooms that are substantially tickets are higher and bigger. And
Speaker 1: I would say, hey, listen, I'm a little embarrassed because
Speaker 1: you're And she'd be like, why why would you be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: She's like, you're obviously doing something people like you that's
Speaker 1: making people come because okay, so what you're not as
Speaker 1: good as stand up like you're doing something, but you're
Speaker 1: like I didn't. I never. I'm not trying to be
Speaker 1: compared to Stay. Yeah, you're not trying to be like
Speaker 1: I'm hey like you're I'm assuming your Instagram is not
Speaker 1: like biblone stand up comedian, um, stand up fair, fair fair.
Speaker 1: That's why all the d m s slide in with
Speaker 1: That's what the magic you's living with that? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was like Burner account like it's me and the two
Speaker 1: hand emoji it's me. They love that. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's let's do a promo here. Let's do it. If
Speaker 1: people want to come and watch you. What is your website?
Speaker 1: They can go change? Oh man uh John Chris Comedy
Speaker 1: dot com c r I s T almost like christ almost. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got a joke about that on the show in
Speaker 1: an old show with the current show with the old show. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can spoil it them right, all right? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess well, the clothes the closer. Oh, what's up to you?
Speaker 1: Are you still using it? No? Okay? Hit me? All right,
Speaker 1: So say my last name was people mispronounce it like
Speaker 1: when we were kids, and I was always like a
Speaker 1: funny kid growing up, and people would like telemarketers to
Speaker 1: call the house. They're beas Mr christ there, I'll be like, no,
Speaker 1: he's gone, and neither like where's he at? I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. He left like two thousand years ago.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, when's it going to be back?
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know. He told us to
Speaker 1: be ready at any Second's stupid. You don't like that show.
Speaker 1: I was really feeling that, really was feeling the weed
Speaker 1: one of literally no one has ever liked the wheat.
Speaker 1: I really was feeling the wheat joke. I think if
Speaker 1: you did it now, just for me, just for me
Speaker 1: and a show coming up, and just send me the
Speaker 1: audio because I'd love to come out of podcast. We
Speaker 1: do a whole pre roll. I do you want me
Speaker 1: to say it is like this joke failed? No, no,
Speaker 1: just just do it if you feel like you can do.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you do it on Monday. You'll get a
Speaker 1: pop and just yeah, but sell it, like, don't go
Speaker 1: up and try to prove me wrong. Just be like,
Speaker 1: just tell your joke like you were telling it now.
Speaker 1: That's going to get a laugh. All right, When when
Speaker 1: does this come out today? We'll put it up today
Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah, okay, so all we don't I don't
Speaker 1: edit this all right, So I'll be like to do it.
Speaker 1: We'll do it. I'll make an Instagram story of me.
Speaker 1: I was like, listen to the podcast and then I'll
Speaker 1: do it on our co out film it and I
Speaker 1: cannot wait. Wat You probably to stop the show and
Speaker 1: we'll be laughing for all right, all right, what we
Speaker 1: gotta what happens if it bombs, then we'll go I
Speaker 1: was wrong? All right? How were we going to know?
Speaker 1: If it were? You just know there will be there
Speaker 1: will be good laughing. I'm already nervous, but the show,
Speaker 1: but I'm go. But you have to do that, you
Speaker 1: have to really sell it. Yeah, Mike, let's cut this up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna plays on the radio shoot too, and I'll
Speaker 1: put it on there. Yeah and so and we'll put
Speaker 1: it on the radio show too. And but I could
Speaker 1: it is summer, so I could be like, I just
Speaker 1: got a tan. You don't need to do all that.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I just gotta go into it, all right,
Speaker 1: So where where am I? You know, what would be
Speaker 1: funny doesn't be funny too? Yeah, I'm here with your permission.
Speaker 1: Let me do the exact same joke on Friday. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: and see who can get the biggest was a great idea.
Speaker 1: Your skin is not that dark, but do so say
Speaker 1: the joke again? Though, all right, you say you can
Speaker 1: set it up, and I say, uh, my skin gets
Speaker 1: pretty dark in the summer. People used to ask me.
Speaker 1: People would always ask me what nationality or what race
Speaker 1: I am. I'd say the easiest, subscribe it because my
Speaker 1: dad's white, my mom's wheat. It may not work for
Speaker 1: me because I'm a little wider. I don't have the
Speaker 1: same I mean, I'd still do the joke for the
Speaker 1: sake of just being funny and then say, well, because
Speaker 1: you do, you are a dark featured guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well my dad's wipe my and like, my what was it?
Speaker 1: I forgot the tag some about nine nine? Yeah, well
Speaker 1: it's nine great. Yeah, hit it hard, all right that
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna come with full tiptoe into it. No,
Speaker 1: I gotta come strong, I gotta come to this. I can't.
Speaker 1: I would love to have done it, but I can't
Speaker 1: pull it off. They're gonna be like, you're the dopeious
Speaker 1: white dude. Ever, there's nothing about no just say that,
Speaker 1: you say. Last I was out at the pool and
Speaker 1: I had a little bit of my skin was a
Speaker 1: little darker, like last month or something like that. I
Speaker 1: just got back from the beach. It's almost like, hey,
Speaker 1: what nationality are you? Yes, then I can hear why
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm wheat, dude. I'll get it. I
Speaker 1: get it, I get it. Oh yeah, I'm not white,
Speaker 1: and more like wheat, I'm not I'm not white, more
Speaker 1: like wheat. Yeah, my dad's white, my mom's not great.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I gotta all right, but it's
Speaker 1: not a companies. You're gonna win. You're funny. It's your joke.
Speaker 1: But I will do it just for the sake of sport.
Speaker 1: You gotta put this up and then I'll send you
Speaker 1: the video and you just gather all content and make
Speaker 1: something going on. Yeah, into this, I'm into this. All right,
Speaker 1: sounds good. I'm good to talk to you, man, Like
Speaker 1: I enjoyed talking with you. You're super funny. Now we
Speaker 1: know each other. Yeah, and you can in to the show.
Speaker 1: And we were like, hey did the podcast? Did the podcast?
Speaker 1: Way to get to go through like nine of your agents? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I kept doing like I kept seeing social media stuff
Speaker 1: like hey what about the butt? Was like oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta get that done. We gotta do that.
Speaker 1: And I live like ten minutes from here. But again
Speaker 1: we kept getting knows from you, not from me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: from somebody, Yeah, like do they not know? Yeah? Mike
Speaker 1: D who's gets confused for the boss? Oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: Abano Fabiano Yeah yeah yeah. We gotta make sure he
Speaker 1: hears this for sure. All right? Um follow up John B.
Speaker 1: Christ on Instagram. I go see him. It's a John
Speaker 1: Chris Comedy dot com. Yeah yeah, um, all right, that's it. Mike,
Speaker 1: this this over hour, huh yeah, alright, all right, thank you,
Speaker 1: good see John out