WEBVTT - #190 - John Crist - Why He Got Fired from Chick-Fil-A, Working As a Clean Comedian and Doing Comedy for Troops in Middle East 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.920 What are the movie called Once upon a Time in 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:05.440 Hollywood and you want to see it? Yeah, I don't 0:00:05.519 --> 0:00:07.680 understand the concept of it though. I don't even know 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:10.520 what it's fully about me. I've just been hyped on 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:13.200 it because everyone's told me to be hyped on it, 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:15.520 like all the twitters, like you should be hyped about 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:18.079 this movie. It's getting great reviews. No idea Brad Pitt 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:20.880 and Leo DiCaprio in it. Yeah, Margot Robbie. I saw 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:25.200 maybe it's based on somewhat the life of Adam West. 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:27.200 Is that what it is? I don't know. I saw 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:30.240 it today where his family was talking about it, and 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:31.720 I think in the movie they show a scene from 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:35.080 the old Batman. I'm not sure. I've just picked like 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:36.880 little pieces from it. I know there's a part where 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:40.440 like Bruce Lee and just some different stories inside of it. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:43.520 But it's like it's higher highest grossing movie. Who is Yeah, 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.720 Quentin Tarantino, I should go. I'm only doing I'm doing 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.919 one night. I'm doing in Chicago Friday night, and then 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.239 I'm back late Friday night, so I have kind of 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:54.080 the weekend Saturday and Sunday, So maybe I go. I 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:55.800 don't know it's the one I just don't like going 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:59.640 to theaters. I wish I could stream it. If I could, 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.880 even I go watch it in my house with my dog. 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:04.920 I don't have to drive and then park and it's 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.720 sitting someone else's gross chair, and then I just want 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:09.760 food the all time. It's not good for me. And 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:11.480 then it end up usually breaking down and get a 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:13.119 milk does, and I'm guilty about it for the next 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:14.920 three months. I'm like, God, why don't need those milk does. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.199 My thing with watching him like a new movie at home, 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:21.600 is I'm not as like dialed into it. I get distracted. 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.400 I'll start getting on my phone and I missed something. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:25.280 When I'm at the theater, I'm totally dialed in, and 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:27.039 I take it in a lot better. I'll wait for 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.319 your review. Okay. What I do have and I'm gonna 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.319 watch this weekend is they sent me the early Uh 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:38.520 this is country music documentary. It's sixteen hours long. I think, yeah, 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.760 And so I think I'm gonna watch that, not all 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:45.960 of it, at least not at once, but I think 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:50.919 because they say it's fantastic. Um, I'm trying to find 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:54.240 here it's kin Burns do you know what other stuff 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.880 he's done. He's on like Baseball, World War Two, Like 0:01:56.960 --> 0:02:00.120 he dives in hard on these documentaries. So he's not 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.240 a country music I guess he is now, but he's 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.960 he's not Ken Burns, the country music guy. He's Ken 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:09.200 Burns the like one of the greatest documentarians of all time. 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:12.040 I know him more for like his film stuff, Like 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:17.040 he has a whole effect that's named after him. Probably 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:20.200 know more than I do about him. His other films, 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.880 The dust Bowl, Mark Twain, he did the Central Part five, 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:28.200 he did on one on Prohibition, on Thomas Jefferson Statue 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.519 of Liberty's. But he does a bunch of documentaries anyway. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:33.840 I have um all of the thing is they sent 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.919 it to me on DVD. I don't have. I don't 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:40.160 have the only whole of my body. Well I got 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.880 a couple, but I don't have anywhere to put that 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.639 those disks. So I've had I've now one of those 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:47.400 plug ins. You put it into your computer and I 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:50.480 guess you can mirror it to my TV. It sounds 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:52.160 like a lot of work, and it's kind of what 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:54.959 we have in here. You put stuff on the screen. Yeah, 0:02:55.000 --> 0:03:00.040 but you're doing it. I'm not laying my bed with 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.160 the computer on watching this, watch everything on your computer, 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.239 watching nothing on my computer anymore. And I mean it's 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:08.240 my phone or my TV. Now. I've even unless I'm 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.040 working on the show at night, I don't get on 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:16.560 my computer. I'm now basically the younger millennial. It wants 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.600 the office on my phone sometimes when I just need 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:22.239 to get that hit, I'm jones in for it. Put 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:24.400 up on the phone. Yeah, Um, we're about to talk 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:29.119 to John christ who was your earlier real funny guy. 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:33.720 I got to know him a bit after he started 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:37.880 dating Lauren Lauren Alena. Um, by the time you hear this, 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.080 who knows that they're together. It's been fifteen minutes and 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.680 we saw him. You know, relationships can change quickly. Now 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.200 I'm just playing, um funny guy. Comedian does a bunch 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.360 on the internet. He talks about that. This is one 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:50.640 of those two where I just kind of lost the 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:53.280 Hey we're doing a podcast. It was more just talking, 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:55.280 you know. And I think some people really like this, 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:57.440 Like some people will be kind of annoyed with it. Um, 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:59.840 I enjoyed it. I like John a lot. We don't 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:01.600 know each other super well and we were talking on 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:03.040 the way down again We're like, hey, we should do 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.400 something together. Um, but this is John christ I hope 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:10.200 you like it. Um. Check out the Amy four Things 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:13.560 with Amy Brown podcast. It's fantastic. Caroline Hobby has a 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:16.320 wonderful podcast. Um. She told me if it's not up yet, 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:19.719 she has one coming soon with Chris Daughtry's wife, and 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.039 she said it gets it's interesting, like I think she 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.040 had like a girlfriend at the same time they were 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:26.520 married and and it was cool with everybody. That's a 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:29.320 great story in there. Have you heard it. I'm listening 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:32.040 back to it. Oh yeah, So check out the Get 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.960 a Real podcast with Caroline Hobby. There's Velvet's Edge with 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:38.320 Kelley Henderson, Lunchbox Eddie and Raymundo. If you like sports, 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:41.640 have these Sore Losers podcast. Of course this one. Get 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.680 a little network going here. Share with your friends. If 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:45.560 you like this, please tag tag Guess and share it 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:50.080 on your Instagram story. And um, we're close to another one. Yeah, 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:51.920 we're really close to and nothing one. We've been talking 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:53.680 about the best two months. That one. I don't know 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:55.320 if it's gonna happen or not now all of a sudden, 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.000 but we're close to another one. Bring another one on 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.479 that I think people will really love. Um. All right, 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.680 are you ready? Are you ready? All right? Here is 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:07.520 John Chris Episode one of the Bobby Cast with that 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.719 John Chris. Do you do a podcast? I don't do 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:12.599 a podcast. You're the only one. Yeah, am I Like 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:14.720 everybody has a podcast. I'll tell you right up front. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.279 You know what I love about this podcast, but this 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.240 one I've ever heard this one? Yeah, Well know what 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.200 I love about this so far because there's no small 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:23.520 talk before. If I had my way in and go 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.719 right to it, it's we'll talk about the stuff. Yeah, 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:27.600 for a couple of reasons. One, I'm not good at 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.880 small it's the move though. Yeah, I'm not good at 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.359 the what's up, how's it going, Let's stall until we 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:34.920 actually talk about stuff. And also I don't want to 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:37.039 waste stuff. And then like, if if there was something 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:39.680 that was in any way compelling, you'd be like, let's 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:41.839 say that, Like hold on, So we're just saying like 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:43.560 in real life, we have nothing. I mean, you were 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.560 about to start talking about your adult circumcision. I was like, 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:49.000 save that for the podcast. For the podcast. Yeah, And 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.479 then too, I just if I had my way when 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:54.720 like you walked up, it would already be recording and 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:57.279 I'll just go a head, sit down because also it's 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:00.839 like we got about an hour, let's let's just let's 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.040 just rip it out. Also, you know what I also 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.400 I don't like about podcasts is when you like you 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:08.240 just sit down and we just start and then like 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.480 you don't know when it starts. Never been on one 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.000 of those. Are you like, are you recording going? We've 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:15.000 been going already, and then it's like, oh, it's like 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:17.599 so casual. We're just like accidentally hit record and like 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:19.920 I would like to be You're like, here's the intro song? 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:23.960 Did yeah? I like that? And I'll go wait, already 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:25.280 recording and they're like yeah. I'm like, oh, then I 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.360 gotta fix what I just said. And I could be like, well, 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:29.080 you know earlier, I just got getting about that. Here's 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:32.960 what here's what I really mean. I was looking at 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.760 your Instagram today. I just want to see any followers 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:38.080 you had, because I based all worth on followers. So 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.080 do I yeah, you get it. You have one point 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:44.400 one million, I do. That's get more than me. You 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:46.840 have a million. You have a million, you have one 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:50.120 point one million, it's, uh, yeah, I don't know. It's uh, 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:55.680 it's a funny thing happened because I I you don't like, 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:57.840 as like a creative, you don't like to like have 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:00.680 your worth surrounded by that, but it does kind of 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:03.600 trickle in sometimes. And it was like I was like, well, 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:05.279 it would be nice, Like once I started getting up 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:08.720 around you know, nine hundred and forty fifty, I was like, 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.440 it's kind of like in range, you know what I'm saying, Like, oh, 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:13.800 this might be like a possibility. It's like someone's about 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:16.040 to give birth. You're like, you know around the time 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:17.840 it's gonna happen, but it can happen at any time. 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:20.240 And everyone else was like, hey, you're about to like 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:25.320 creeve up on a million. And then um, I say 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:27.320 this in like my meeting great sometimes like as soon 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:30.440 as I hit a million, as literally the instant I 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.520 hit a million, I was like, well, at one point 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.400 one would be nice just because it's you know, just 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:36.360 because it's like it does it's not just a million 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:38.000 in case something happens, I lose a couple of that, 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:41.520 Like it's like one it's you would know this better 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:46.640 than anybody, like it's it's never, You'll never achieve the 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:49.400 You're like, oh, once I get there. Remember when you 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:52.400 had nine likes and it was everyone's name was listed, 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.760 and then you got ten and it switched over to 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:58.520 ten likes. That was That was the best whenever I 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.880 had a million. This is the time I was waiting 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:04.040 for Zuckerberg maybe to hit me up on FaceTime. Yeah, 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:07.360 like hey, congratulations, Like, hey, you did it. That's all 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.320 I wanted. Name is not even in your context, but 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:11.240 it comes up with Mark Zuckerberg. I don't know how 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.080 he did it, but he did it, okay, except he's 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.440 like Darren, he's got balloons. It's like, Bobby, you did it. 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:17.800 We've been watching this for the last few weeks. We're 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.560 waiting on it. It never did though I thought it. 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:23.560 That would be like an eagle fly, like some sort 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:25.520 of celebration for me hitting a million, and it should 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:29.280 happen in like at a primetime hour like break into 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.760 whatever is on TV, like we interrupt The Bachelor to 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:36.000 let everybody know Bobby just hit a million followers. Well 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:40.079 that you do you think that? There's like like I 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:43.400 I've never been on the Tonight Show and I envisioned. 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.080 All these comics that have been on the Tonight Show 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.760 are like they're in like a group text, like, oh 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.559 this is amazing up here, poor all those other comics. 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.880 But like once you get two there, you realize, oh, 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:59.880 there's there's nothing here. Yeah, and it's funny. Like the 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:02.959 real talk of it is it doesn't matter. No, it 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:04.760 doesn't matter. That's the you know what. We talked about 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.440 it and just kind of make jokes about it. It 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.120 doesn't matter. The only thing that's mattered for me with 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:13.080 that is, um, Like people hate on social media. I 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:14.839 love it. I don't hate on it. I think it's 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:19.040 amazing for me. It's it's just created. Yeah, I live 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:20.960 for it. One I will be honestly, I live for 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:25.000 me too. Dating. Yeah, I've dated girls just from social media. Same. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.280 I get to talk with people that listen to the 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.719 show and people that just like watch on TV. Same. Um, 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:34.920 I've got endorsement deals. Same. Yeah. But we're like yeah, 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:38.360 like oh like it, so it doesn't matter, like h No, 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.720 it does matter. It doesn't matter in terms of like 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:42.960 you're worth and who you are as a person, and 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.760 it's like a human but it definitely does. Like we 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.720 get a bunch of people that are like like, hey, 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:51.080 do you want to be in a video? These are 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.280 like creative like people that understand. They're like, well, I'll 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:56.040 fly from l A, put myself up in a hotel, 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:59.160 and pay for the whole thing myself to be in 0:09:59.160 --> 0:10:03.000 one of my video because they understand how much the 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.880 worth of like a tag and like that, because like followers, 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:10.040 is money in essence in essence of it's real money. 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.000 Because again, I like my dog. All right, have you 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:16.120 met my dog? Well, a little little bulldog Pirina reached 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.760 out and they go, they go, well, look at you. 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:21.240 You got a new dog. How about And I'm big 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.320 with the military and they say, hey, we're doing Service 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:25.920 Dog Day. You have a new dog, come do a 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.840 day with us in media and we'll pay you from 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:33.440 instant like that happened. It wouldn't it wouldn't it wouldn't. Yeah. Yeah. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:36.679 But but you also say that people do don't embrace 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.040 it or don't like it or don't like I tell 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:43.520 those people like, don't make stuff, because they're gonna tell 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:46.480 that the crowd will know that you are doing this 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.559 be grudgingly because some agent was like, hey, you should 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.160 be on social media or you should you know what 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:54.920 I'm saying. Have you ever followed somebody horrible? Or they go, 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:56.640 you know, I don't really do my own social media account. 0:10:56.760 --> 0:11:00.880 Yeah you can't be. You can be pushed into being 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.720 or if you do, you gotta it's gotta seem so natural. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.400 So be like like a legend, like I mean Eric 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:09.160 Church or or Garth. But they don't. They don't. They're 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:12.480 not an Instagram story like and I would tell them 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:16.199 to probably don't do that because when they do, it 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:18.360 sticks out. It's like and then m yeah, and we 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:22.000 think they're like a god like but people like see me, 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.679 they're like, oh, like at the airport, like check your 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.199 heart or like they don't view me as like a 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:29.720 comedy is like that in a way, you're probably the 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.480 same in a way that they they'll feel very they 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:34.280 feel like to know you, yeah, versus the time. It's 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:36.280 the greatest thing in the world. Like I love that 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:39.160 about my answers story because it's human. Yeah, it's not produced, 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.600 it's human. And people will come up and I think 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.240 the biggest compliment is when someone just comes up and 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:47.360 just like you're catching up on a conversation. I've never 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:49.880 was confusing though, is I've never met them, and in 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:51.600 my head the alto what do I know you from? 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:54.040 Oh my god, are you my cousin? I just embrace it, 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:55.880 like I go hug everybody like I'm the best friend 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.120 with him. I'm like, if you're gonna come up with 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:58.400 me like that, then I'll just be like, what's up? 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:00.000 They don't even come up to you. Just hugging everybody, 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.120 just kid. Anyway, you probably see must I won't point 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:04.079 one million of them. You probably know me, No, we 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:07.920 don't know who you are. One time a lady even today, 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.000 So it was down in Franklin and somebody's like, hey, 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:13.320 would it be weird? Like can I like get a photo? 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:15.880 I absolutely like the only thing that I've learned, you've 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:21.280 probably learned this. I can't suggest the photo. Oh yeah. 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:22.760 You can't be like do you want to vote? Because 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:24.760 they're like hanging around. The conversation is kind of done. 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.920 They have their phone out in their hand. I can't 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:29.160 be like, hey, do you want to photos? They were 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:30.840 like what, No, They're like oh, and then that's the 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:33.600 most embarrassing thing if you suggest like that's like you 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:36.040 probably know me, but they don't. And I've done that 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:37.960 before in the wrong way where they're there with their 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:41.480 phone and their camera and you can see that there 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:44.520 the ground is below their camera and it's moving and 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.600 they're talking to me and it's kind of dead and 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.079 I'm like, hey, do you want to get a picture 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:50.920 and don't know? Yeah, And I'm like, but okay, I'll 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:53.560 be going now, Okay, that's unfair because you let Yeah, 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.040 so it happens. You have over I'm gonna read your 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:59.839 resume a little bit. You have a billion video views online. Yeah, 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:01.520 and if I know my math, you I means you're 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:09.360 a billionaire exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that they I 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:14.440 wonder what if people would follow you? What they because 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:16.600 I'm in your house currently? Does everybody know this thing? 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:18.720 Your house? Do people know that? I wonder what people 0:13:18.840 --> 0:13:21.840 think Bobby Bones house looks like? What would you think 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.400 an average listener thinks of Bobby Bones house if they 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:25.840 follow me an Instagram? I think they kind of know 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:27.839 they know. Yeah, And I think that I've been pretty 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:32.520 transparent about kind of my climb from I grew up 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:35.240 very poor, and I have ever been scared of just 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.959 showing the poor days or even now I'm doing pretty 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.800 good now, um, And so when I got a pool, 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:42.400 I showed it. I was like, I got a really 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:45.679 nice pool, and I feel but I felt guilty. But 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:47.280 but forever I did and I talked to I was like, listen, 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:50.880 this pool is awesome, like sick Pool's pretty sweet. But 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:53.800 I felt bad because when I was growing up, they 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.040 only had one pool or neighborhood and it was above ground. 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.400 Oh yeah, of course, and he was the rich kid. Yeah, 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:00.880 diving board or no, no, god. Now there was a 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.800 kind of a deck built on that. They built on 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:05.640 it like an upward deck. It was, but it was 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.520 six It was not a climb up, climb back down 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.600 into it. There's a deck to go down into it. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.920 There's a deck you climb up half deck that is 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:17.520 also on the above ground pool. It's all above. Every 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:19.280 bit of it's above. But there's above ground pools where 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:20.720 you just climb up the ladder and back down into 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:23.320 the pool. Yes, there is a well this is the 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:27.160 this neighborhood here is like a it has there have 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:30.520 They have those cameras that the stop signs that will 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.680 write you tickets if you don't stop. Those aren't in 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:37.800 the ghetto because they won't pay those they're coming for 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:43.600 rich people. Those aren't yet. My my, my neighborhood has 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:46.240 police that drive all over the place. And I moved 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.960 here because I had a lot of security issues. By 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:51.240 the way, it's it's a really nice neighborhood, but um, 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:54.960 I moved here. I lived down in a town called Brentwood. 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:57.440 And well, I'm explaining to people listening, i'd hope you 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:01.920 know I'm not on it down for you. But most 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:05.720 of most of our listening isn't you know we're doing 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:07.720 like a million a month here. I don't. All right, 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:10.520 let's relax, let's not act like people that live in 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.600 the neighbor This isn't the neighborhood podcast. We went to 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.440 this place in Nashville called Broadway, Like, oh yeah, that's 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:18.200 like the Okay, I know that. When I was in Arkansas, 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.440 I got robbed a gunpoint. We're going to a radio event. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.720 I got jumped in Austin going to the radio station. 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:25.400 Had a few death threats. So my my contract, they said, 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:27.680 step my game up. I've done. No one's threatened me 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.440 at all. Oh yeah, you gotta get cool, Yeah, gotta 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:31.760 you got You're not cool enough. In the underground scene, 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:34.240 I moved to Brentwood. Dude murder his wife like a 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:37.840 few houses down, was running around the gun in the 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:39.560 neighbor for a whole night. They wouldn't really let him 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:41.960 to their house. And so my contract, also because of 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.400 insurance reasons, have to live somewhere with X amount of 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:47.640 security because that's why you got this threatening dog now, 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.240 because who would rob this house and be like, no 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:53.920 way they would come in with a gun. They just 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.480 dropped the gun, scratches belly. That's it. That's that. That 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:57.920 was the goal of it. But it is very scared. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:15:59.400 All right. Stop taking me off track here. Some of 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:02.840 your most pot sular videos are millennial international. This. Let 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:04.480 me just get through this. People know you're a big deal. 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:07.120 There's you know, not my buddy. I brought on four 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:09.320 point three million views and every parent at Disney four 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.760 point two million views. Um. By the way, I was 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:13.400 looking at your tours, it's like you go from one 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:17.360 tour to the next. Yeah. So my question is as 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:19.400 someone who because we're out, I'm out on the road 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:21.760 to right now. But I do music and comedy show. 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:27.000 Are you just writing material NonStop? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:32.280 have to, Well you can't or right without performing I 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.840 can't write. I can't either. But because my question is, 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:38.280 are you when you finish your tours you let's just 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.160 you say it's one sheet of paper a tour per 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.400 one sheet? Are you working on that second sheet and 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.440 you're you're stop. You're not performing anything new while you're 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.240 still in this first tour on the first sheet. And 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:49.960 are you slowly integrating jokes from the next tour to 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.120 see if they work? Are you working them slightly so 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:54.280 when you jump out on the second tour? We do 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:55.960 we do. We don't do it by tour. We do 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:59.160 it by special. It's like Netflix specials coming out in October. 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:05.040 So we filmed it in May, so we got we 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:08.480 closed out. All the jokes are perfected and done in May, 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.440 and you'll run them though until it till it runs right. Well, 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:14.320 once it will, we already stopped. We're trying to get 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:15.920 rid of them as fast as we can because we 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:17.359 don't want to have somebody come to a show and 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:19.480 be all new. They're gonna be pissed. No, But I mean, 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:21.440 like now the special is not out, and even though 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:23.359 you've already recorded that, you can still use those jokes, 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.200 so you haven't seen it, it's probably half and half. 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:28.800 Currently we're in July, so come I got three more months. 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:31.359 Because if everybody sees the special when it comes to 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:33.840 the show and it's the same joke, it's gonna be over. 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:37.240 And I keep wrap, you keep us the cities and 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:39.719 the jokes us cities, so our tours they don't go 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:42.160 to the same cities. So we could do a new tour, 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:44.560 but it's the same jokes as different cities. If you're 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:48.040 like a psychopath crazy fan, you drive six hours to 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.560 a new tourish you'll see this that we're good with that. 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:54.120 But if I do let's say I'm doing Chicago tomorrow, right, 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:57.159 I'm doing the Compernicus Theater in Chicago. There you go, 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.840 and so um, I'll make sure that I haven't done 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:05.399 the same jokes in Madison because my people will travel, 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:08.880 so I have like a a joke radius around. Well, 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:10.600 I just again, I'm like you, I don't want somebody 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:12.679 come and fill a jip like that. I've already heard this. 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:15.600 There's no worse feeling than that jokes aren't like songs. 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:18.200 And I tell my musician friends, yeah, I'm like, you 0:18:18.240 --> 0:18:19.719 can play a song over and over again. People love 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:21.119 it the ten times they love it even more. They 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.440 want to hear the one that they like here and 0:18:23.480 --> 0:18:25.840 there they are here the same one. They're like boo. 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:29.720 Then you're you're, You're. But there was a while there 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:31.800