1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,920 Speaker 1: What are the movie called Once upon a Time in 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 1: Hollywood and you want to see it? Yeah, I don't 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:07,680 Speaker 1: understand the concept of it though. I don't even know 4 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: what it's fully about me. I've just been hyped on 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 1: it because everyone's told me to be hyped on it, 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: like all the twitters, like you should be hyped about 7 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 1: this movie. It's getting great reviews. No idea Brad Pitt 8 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: and Leo DiCaprio in it. Yeah, Margot Robbie. I saw 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: maybe it's based on somewhat the life of Adam West. 10 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: Is that what it is? I don't know. I saw 11 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: it today where his family was talking about it, and 12 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: I think in the movie they show a scene from 13 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 1: the old Batman. I'm not sure. I've just picked like 14 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: little pieces from it. I know there's a part where 15 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: like Bruce Lee and just some different stories inside of it. 16 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:43,520 Speaker 1: But it's like it's higher highest grossing movie. Who is Yeah, 17 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 1: Quentin Tarantino, I should go. I'm only doing I'm doing 18 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,919 Speaker 1: one night. I'm doing in Chicago Friday night, and then 19 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 1: I'm back late Friday night, so I have kind of 20 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 1: the weekend Saturday and Sunday, So maybe I go. I 21 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: don't know it's the one I just don't like going 22 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: to theaters. I wish I could stream it. If I could, 23 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: even I go watch it in my house with my dog. 24 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 1: I don't have to drive and then park and it's 25 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: sitting someone else's gross chair, and then I just want 26 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: food the all time. It's not good for me. And 27 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 1: then it end up usually breaking down and get a 28 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:13,119 Speaker 1: milk does, and I'm guilty about it for the next 29 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: three months. I'm like, God, why don't need those milk does. 30 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,199 Speaker 1: My thing with watching him like a new movie at home, 31 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:21,600 Speaker 1: is I'm not as like dialed into it. I get distracted. 32 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 1: I'll start getting on my phone and I missed something. 33 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: When I'm at the theater, I'm totally dialed in, and 34 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,039 Speaker 1: I take it in a lot better. I'll wait for 35 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,319 Speaker 1: your review. Okay. What I do have and I'm gonna 36 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:32,319 Speaker 1: watch this weekend is they sent me the early Uh 37 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: this is country music documentary. It's sixteen hours long. I think, yeah, 38 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 1: And so I think I'm gonna watch that, not all 39 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,960 Speaker 1: of it, at least not at once, but I think 40 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,919 Speaker 1: because they say it's fantastic. Um, I'm trying to find 41 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 1: here it's kin Burns do you know what other stuff 42 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: he's done. He's on like Baseball, World War Two, Like 43 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: he dives in hard on these documentaries. So he's not 44 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: a country music I guess he is now, but he's 45 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: he's not Ken Burns, the country music guy. He's Ken 46 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: Burns the like one of the greatest documentarians of all time. 47 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: I know him more for like his film stuff, Like 48 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: he has a whole effect that's named after him. Probably 49 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: know more than I do about him. His other films, 50 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: The dust Bowl, Mark Twain, he did the Central Part five, 51 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 1: he did on one on Prohibition, on Thomas Jefferson Statue 52 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,519 Speaker 1: of Liberty's. But he does a bunch of documentaries anyway. 53 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: I have um all of the thing is they sent 54 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 1: it to me on DVD. I don't have. I don't 55 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: have the only whole of my body. Well I got 56 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: a couple, but I don't have anywhere to put that 57 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 1: those disks. So I've had I've now one of those 58 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: plug ins. You put it into your computer and I 59 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: guess you can mirror it to my TV. It sounds 60 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: like a lot of work, and it's kind of what 61 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,959 Speaker 1: we have in here. You put stuff on the screen. Yeah, 62 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 1: but you're doing it. I'm not laying my bed with 63 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 1: the computer on watching this, watch everything on your computer, 64 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 1: watching nothing on my computer anymore. And I mean it's 65 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: my phone or my TV. Now. I've even unless I'm 66 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: working on the show at night, I don't get on 67 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: my computer. I'm now basically the younger millennial. It wants 68 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 1: the office on my phone sometimes when I just need 69 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,239 Speaker 1: to get that hit, I'm jones in for it. Put 70 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: up on the phone. Yeah, Um, we're about to talk 71 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:29,119 Speaker 1: to John christ who was your earlier real funny guy. 72 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: I got to know him a bit after he started 73 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: dating Lauren Lauren Alena. Um, by the time you hear this, 74 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: who knows that they're together. It's been fifteen minutes and 75 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: we saw him. You know, relationships can change quickly. Now 76 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: I'm just playing, um funny guy. Comedian does a bunch 77 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: on the internet. He talks about that. This is one 78 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: of those two where I just kind of lost the 79 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: Hey we're doing a podcast. It was more just talking, 80 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: you know. And I think some people really like this, 81 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: Like some people will be kind of annoyed with it. Um, 82 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. I like John a lot. We don't 83 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: know each other super well and we were talking on 84 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: the way down again We're like, hey, we should do 85 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: something together. Um, but this is John christ I hope 86 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: you like it. Um. Check out the Amy four Things 87 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,560 Speaker 1: with Amy Brown podcast. It's fantastic. Caroline Hobby has a 88 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: wonderful podcast. Um. She told me if it's not up yet, 89 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 1: she has one coming soon with Chris Daughtry's wife, and 90 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,039 Speaker 1: she said it gets it's interesting, like I think she 91 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 1: had like a girlfriend at the same time they were 92 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: married and and it was cool with everybody. That's a 93 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: great story in there. Have you heard it. I'm listening 94 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 1: back to it. Oh yeah, So check out the Get 95 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 1: a Real podcast with Caroline Hobby. There's Velvet's Edge with 96 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 1: Kelley Henderson, Lunchbox Eddie and Raymundo. If you like sports, 97 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: have these Sore Losers podcast. Of course this one. Get 98 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: a little network going here. Share with your friends. If 99 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 1: you like this, please tag tag Guess and share it 100 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: on your Instagram story. And um, we're close to another one. Yeah, 101 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: we're really close to and nothing one. We've been talking 102 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: about the best two months. That one. I don't know 103 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 1: if it's gonna happen or not now all of a sudden, 104 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 1: but we're close to another one. Bring another one on 105 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,479 Speaker 1: that I think people will really love. Um. All right, 106 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 1: are you ready? Are you ready? All right? Here is 107 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: John Chris Episode one of the Bobby Cast with that 108 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 1: John Chris. Do you do a podcast? I don't do 109 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: a podcast. You're the only one. Yeah, am I Like 110 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,720 Speaker 1: everybody has a podcast. I'll tell you right up front. 111 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 1: You know what I love about this podcast, but this 112 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,240 Speaker 1: one I've ever heard this one? Yeah, Well know what 113 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: I love about this so far because there's no small 114 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: talk before. If I had my way in and go 115 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 1: right to it, it's we'll talk about the stuff. Yeah, 116 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:27,600 Speaker 1: for a couple of reasons. One, I'm not good at 117 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: small it's the move though. Yeah, I'm not good at 118 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,359 Speaker 1: the what's up, how's it going, Let's stall until we 119 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,920 Speaker 1: actually talk about stuff. And also I don't want to 120 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,039 Speaker 1: waste stuff. And then like, if if there was something 121 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 1: that was in any way compelling, you'd be like, let's 122 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: say that, Like hold on, So we're just saying like 123 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 1: in real life, we have nothing. I mean, you were 124 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: about to start talking about your adult circumcision. I was like, 125 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 1: save that for the podcast. For the podcast. Yeah, And 126 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,479 Speaker 1: then too, I just if I had my way when 127 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 1: like you walked up, it would already be recording and 128 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 1: I'll just go a head, sit down because also it's 129 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,839 Speaker 1: like we got about an hour, let's let's just let's 130 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 1: just rip it out. Also, you know what I also 131 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: I don't like about podcasts is when you like you 132 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,240 Speaker 1: just sit down and we just start and then like 133 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,480 Speaker 1: you don't know when it starts. Never been on one 134 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: of those. Are you like, are you recording going? We've 135 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 1: been going already, and then it's like, oh, it's like 136 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 1: so casual. We're just like accidentally hit record and like 137 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: I would like to be You're like, here's the intro song? 138 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 1: Did yeah? I like that? And I'll go wait, already 139 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,280 Speaker 1: recording and they're like yeah. I'm like, oh, then I 140 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 1: gotta fix what I just said. And I could be like, well, 141 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,080 Speaker 1: you know earlier, I just got getting about that. Here's 142 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: what here's what I really mean. I was looking at 143 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: your Instagram today. I just want to see any followers 144 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 1: you had, because I based all worth on followers. So 145 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 1: do I yeah, you get it. You have one point 146 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: one million, I do. That's get more than me. You 147 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,840 Speaker 1: have a million. You have a million, you have one 148 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 1: point one million, it's, uh, yeah, I don't know. It's uh, 149 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: it's a funny thing happened because I I you don't like, 150 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,840 Speaker 1: as like a creative, you don't like to like have 151 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 1: your worth surrounded by that, but it does kind of 152 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,600 Speaker 1: trickle in sometimes. And it was like I was like, well, 153 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,279 Speaker 1: it would be nice, Like once I started getting up 154 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,720 Speaker 1: around you know, nine hundred and forty fifty, I was like, 155 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,440 Speaker 1: it's kind of like in range, you know what I'm saying, Like, oh, 156 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 1: this might be like a possibility. It's like someone's about 157 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: to give birth. You're like, you know around the time 158 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 1: it's gonna happen, but it can happen at any time. 159 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 1: And everyone else was like, hey, you're about to like 160 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: creeve up on a million. And then um, I say 161 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 1: this in like my meeting great sometimes like as soon 162 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,440 Speaker 1: as I hit a million, as literally the instant I 163 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 1: hit a million, I was like, well, at one point 164 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,400 Speaker 1: one would be nice just because it's you know, just 165 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 1: because it's like it does it's not just a million 166 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: in case something happens, I lose a couple of that, 167 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 1: Like it's like one it's you would know this better 168 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: than anybody, like it's it's never, You'll never achieve the 169 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: You're like, oh, once I get there. Remember when you 170 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,400 Speaker 1: had nine likes and it was everyone's name was listed, 171 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: and then you got ten and it switched over to 172 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 1: ten likes. That was That was the best whenever I 173 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 1: had a million. This is the time I was waiting 174 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:04,040 Speaker 1: for Zuckerberg maybe to hit me up on FaceTime. Yeah, 175 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 1: like hey, congratulations, Like, hey, you did it. That's all 176 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 1: I wanted. Name is not even in your context, but 177 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,240 Speaker 1: it comes up with Mark Zuckerberg. I don't know how 178 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 1: he did it, but he did it, okay, except he's 179 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: like Darren, he's got balloons. It's like, Bobby, you did it. 180 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 1: We've been watching this for the last few weeks. We're 181 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 1: waiting on it. It never did though I thought it. 182 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 1: That would be like an eagle fly, like some sort 183 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 1: of celebration for me hitting a million, and it should 184 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: happen in like at a primetime hour like break into 185 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 1: whatever is on TV, like we interrupt The Bachelor to 186 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 1: let everybody know Bobby just hit a million followers. Well 187 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:40,079 Speaker 1: that you do you think that? There's like like I 188 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,400 Speaker 1: I've never been on the Tonight Show and I envisioned. 189 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,080 Speaker 1: All these comics that have been on the Tonight Show 190 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 1: are like they're in like a group text, like, oh 191 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,559 Speaker 1: this is amazing up here, poor all those other comics. 192 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 1: But like once you get two there, you realize, oh, 193 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: there's there's nothing here. Yeah, and it's funny. Like the 194 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,959 Speaker 1: real talk of it is it doesn't matter. No, it 195 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. That's the you know what. We talked about 196 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,440 Speaker 1: it and just kind of make jokes about it. It 197 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. The only thing that's mattered for me with 198 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 1: that is, um, Like people hate on social media. I 199 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,839 Speaker 1: love it. I don't hate on it. I think it's 200 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:19,040 Speaker 1: amazing for me. It's it's just created. Yeah, I live 201 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,960 Speaker 1: for it. One I will be honestly, I live for 202 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 1: me too. Dating. Yeah, I've dated girls just from social media. Same. 203 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:27,280 Speaker 1: I get to talk with people that listen to the 204 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,719 Speaker 1: show and people that just like watch on TV. Same. Um, 205 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:34,920 Speaker 1: I've got endorsement deals. Same. Yeah. But we're like yeah, 206 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:38,360 Speaker 1: like oh like it, so it doesn't matter, like h No, 207 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,720 Speaker 1: it does matter. It doesn't matter in terms of like 208 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,960 Speaker 1: you're worth and who you are as a person, and 209 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: it's like a human but it definitely does. Like we 210 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,720 Speaker 1: get a bunch of people that are like like, hey, 211 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,080 Speaker 1: do you want to be in a video? These are 212 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,280 Speaker 1: like creative like people that understand. They're like, well, I'll 213 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,040 Speaker 1: fly from l A, put myself up in a hotel, 214 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 1: and pay for the whole thing myself to be in 215 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:03,000 Speaker 1: one of my video because they understand how much the 216 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: worth of like a tag and like that, because like followers, 217 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:10,040 Speaker 1: is money in essence in essence of it's real money. 218 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 1: Because again, I like my dog. All right, have you 219 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 1: met my dog? Well, a little little bulldog Pirina reached 220 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,760 Speaker 1: out and they go, they go, well, look at you. 221 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,240 Speaker 1: You got a new dog. How about And I'm big 222 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,320 Speaker 1: with the military and they say, hey, we're doing Service 223 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 1: Dog Day. You have a new dog, come do a 224 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,840 Speaker 1: day with us in media and we'll pay you from 225 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:33,440 Speaker 1: instant like that happened. It wouldn't it wouldn't it wouldn't. Yeah. Yeah. 226 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,679 Speaker 1: But but you also say that people do don't embrace 227 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,040 Speaker 1: it or don't like it or don't like I tell 228 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:43,520 Speaker 1: those people like, don't make stuff, because they're gonna tell 229 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,480 Speaker 1: that the crowd will know that you are doing this 230 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,559 Speaker 1: be grudgingly because some agent was like, hey, you should 231 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:51,160 Speaker 1: be on social media or you should you know what 232 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,920 Speaker 1: I'm saying. Have you ever followed somebody horrible? Or they go, 233 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,640 Speaker 1: you know, I don't really do my own social media account. 234 00:10:56,760 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 1: Yeah you can't be. You can be pushed into being 235 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,720 Speaker 1: or if you do, you gotta it's gotta seem so natural. 236 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,400 Speaker 1: So be like like a legend, like I mean Eric 237 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,160 Speaker 1: Church or or Garth. But they don't. They don't. They're 238 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,480 Speaker 1: not an Instagram story like and I would tell them 239 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:16,199 Speaker 1: to probably don't do that because when they do, it 240 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,360 Speaker 1: sticks out. It's like and then m yeah, and we 241 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 1: think they're like a god like but people like see me, 242 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,679 Speaker 1: they're like, oh, like at the airport, like check your 243 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:27,199 Speaker 1: heart or like they don't view me as like a 244 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,720 Speaker 1: comedy is like that in a way, you're probably the 245 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 1: same in a way that they they'll feel very they 246 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,280 Speaker 1: feel like to know you, yeah, versus the time. It's 247 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 1: the greatest thing in the world. Like I love that 248 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: about my answers story because it's human. Yeah, it's not produced, 249 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,600 Speaker 1: it's human. And people will come up and I think 250 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,240 Speaker 1: the biggest compliment is when someone just comes up and 251 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,360 Speaker 1: just like you're catching up on a conversation. I've never 252 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,880 Speaker 1: was confusing though, is I've never met them, and in 253 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,600 Speaker 1: my head the alto what do I know you from? 254 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you my cousin? I just embrace it, 255 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,880 Speaker 1: like I go hug everybody like I'm the best friend 256 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,120 Speaker 1: with him. I'm like, if you're gonna come up with 257 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,400 Speaker 1: me like that, then I'll just be like, what's up? 258 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:00,000 Speaker 1: They don't even come up to you. Just hugging everybody, 259 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 1: just kid. Anyway, you probably see must I won't point 260 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,079 Speaker 1: one million of them. You probably know me, No, we 261 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,920 Speaker 1: don't know who you are. One time a lady even today, 262 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: So it was down in Franklin and somebody's like, hey, 263 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 1: would it be weird? Like can I like get a photo? 264 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 1: I absolutely like the only thing that I've learned, you've 265 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:21,280 Speaker 1: probably learned this. I can't suggest the photo. Oh yeah. 266 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,760 Speaker 1: You can't be like do you want to vote? Because 267 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,760 Speaker 1: they're like hanging around. The conversation is kind of done. 268 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,920 Speaker 1: They have their phone out in their hand. I can't 269 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 1: be like, hey, do you want to photos? They were 270 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 1: like what, No, They're like oh, and then that's the 271 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 1: most embarrassing thing if you suggest like that's like you 272 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,040 Speaker 1: probably know me, but they don't. And I've done that 273 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,960 Speaker 1: before in the wrong way where they're there with their 274 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 1: phone and their camera and you can see that there 275 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,520 Speaker 1: the ground is below their camera and it's moving and 276 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,600 Speaker 1: they're talking to me and it's kind of dead and 277 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,079 Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, do you want to get a picture 278 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,920 Speaker 1: and don't know? Yeah, And I'm like, but okay, I'll 279 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,560 Speaker 1: be going now, Okay, that's unfair because you let Yeah, 280 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 1: so it happens. You have over I'm gonna read your 281 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,839 Speaker 1: resume a little bit. You have a billion video views online. Yeah, 282 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,520 Speaker 1: and if I know my math, you I means you're 283 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:09,360 Speaker 1: a billionaire exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that they I 284 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:14,440 Speaker 1: wonder what if people would follow you? What they because 285 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 1: I'm in your house currently? Does everybody know this thing? 286 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,720 Speaker 1: Your house? Do people know that? I wonder what people 287 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,840 Speaker 1: think Bobby Bones house looks like? What would you think 288 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,400 Speaker 1: an average listener thinks of Bobby Bones house if they 289 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,840 Speaker 1: follow me an Instagram? I think they kind of know 290 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,839 Speaker 1: they know. Yeah, And I think that I've been pretty 291 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 1: transparent about kind of my climb from I grew up 292 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 1: very poor, and I have ever been scared of just 293 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,959 Speaker 1: showing the poor days or even now I'm doing pretty 294 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,800 Speaker 1: good now, um, And so when I got a pool, 295 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,400 Speaker 1: I showed it. I was like, I got a really 296 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,679 Speaker 1: nice pool, and I feel but I felt guilty. But 297 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 1: but forever I did and I talked to I was like, listen, 298 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: this pool is awesome, like sick Pool's pretty sweet. But 299 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,800 Speaker 1: I felt bad because when I was growing up, they 300 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,040 Speaker 1: only had one pool or neighborhood and it was above ground. 301 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,400 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, and he was the rich kid. Yeah, 302 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: diving board or no, no, god. Now there was a 303 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,800 Speaker 1: kind of a deck built on that. They built on 304 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,640 Speaker 1: it like an upward deck. It was, but it was 305 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,520 Speaker 1: six It was not a climb up, climb back down 306 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,600 Speaker 1: into it. There's a deck to go down into it. 307 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,920 Speaker 1: There's a deck you climb up half deck that is 308 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,520 Speaker 1: also on the above ground pool. It's all above. Every 309 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 1: bit of it's above. But there's above ground pools where 310 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 1: you just climb up the ladder and back down into 311 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,320 Speaker 1: the pool. Yes, there is a well this is the 312 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 1: this neighborhood here is like a it has there have 313 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: They have those cameras that the stop signs that will 314 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,680 Speaker 1: write you tickets if you don't stop. Those aren't in 315 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:37,800 Speaker 1: the ghetto because they won't pay those they're coming for 316 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:43,600 Speaker 1: rich people. Those aren't yet. My my, my neighborhood has 317 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,240 Speaker 1: police that drive all over the place. And I moved 318 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: here because I had a lot of security issues. By 319 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,240 Speaker 1: the way, it's it's a really nice neighborhood, but um, 320 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,960 Speaker 1: I moved here. I lived down in a town called Brentwood. 321 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,440 Speaker 1: And well, I'm explaining to people listening, i'd hope you 322 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: know I'm not on it down for you. But most 323 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,720 Speaker 1: of most of our listening isn't you know we're doing 324 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 1: like a million a month here. I don't. All right, 325 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 1: let's relax, let's not act like people that live in 326 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 1: the neighbor This isn't the neighborhood podcast. We went to 327 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,440 Speaker 1: this place in Nashville called Broadway, Like, oh yeah, that's 328 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 1: like the Okay, I know that. When I was in Arkansas, 329 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: I got robbed a gunpoint. We're going to a radio event. 330 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 1: I got jumped in Austin going to the radio station. 331 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 1: Had a few death threats. So my my contract, they said, 332 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 1: step my game up. I've done. No one's threatened me 333 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,440 Speaker 1: at all. Oh yeah, you gotta get cool, Yeah, gotta 334 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,760 Speaker 1: you got You're not cool enough. In the underground scene, 335 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,240 Speaker 1: I moved to Brentwood. Dude murder his wife like a 336 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,840 Speaker 1: few houses down, was running around the gun in the 337 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,560 Speaker 1: neighbor for a whole night. They wouldn't really let him 338 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 1: to their house. And so my contract, also because of 339 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,400 Speaker 1: insurance reasons, have to live somewhere with X amount of 340 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 1: security because that's why you got this threatening dog now, 341 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,240 Speaker 1: because who would rob this house and be like, no 342 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,920 Speaker 1: way they would come in with a gun. They just 343 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 1: dropped the gun, scratches belly. That's it. That's that. That 344 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 1: was the goal of it. But it is very scared. 345 00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,400 Speaker 1: All right. Stop taking me off track here. Some of 346 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,840 Speaker 1: your most pot sular videos are millennial international. This. Let 347 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,480 Speaker 1: me just get through this. People know you're a big deal. 348 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,120 Speaker 1: There's you know, not my buddy. I brought on four 349 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,320 Speaker 1: point three million views and every parent at Disney four 350 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,760 Speaker 1: point two million views. Um. By the way, I was 351 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 1: looking at your tours, it's like you go from one 352 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:17,360 Speaker 1: tour to the next. Yeah. So my question is as 353 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: someone who because we're out, I'm out on the road 354 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,760 Speaker 1: to right now. But I do music and comedy show. 355 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 1: Are you just writing material NonStop? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you 356 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:32,280 Speaker 1: have to, Well you can't or right without performing I 357 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: can't write. I can't either. But because my question is, 358 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,280 Speaker 1: are you when you finish your tours you let's just 359 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,160 Speaker 1: you say it's one sheet of paper a tour per 360 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,400 Speaker 1: one sheet? Are you working on that second sheet and 361 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 1: you're you're stop. You're not performing anything new while you're 362 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 1: still in this first tour on the first sheet. And 363 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,960 Speaker 1: are you slowly integrating jokes from the next tour to 364 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 1: see if they work? Are you working them slightly so 365 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,280 Speaker 1: when you jump out on the second tour? We do 366 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 1: we do. We don't do it by tour. We do 367 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,160 Speaker 1: it by special. It's like Netflix specials coming out in October. 368 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:05,040 Speaker 1: So we filmed it in May, so we got we 369 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,480 Speaker 1: closed out. All the jokes are perfected and done in May, 370 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,440 Speaker 1: and you'll run them though until it till it runs right. Well, 371 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,320 Speaker 1: once it will, we already stopped. We're trying to get 372 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,920 Speaker 1: rid of them as fast as we can because we 373 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,359 Speaker 1: don't want to have somebody come to a show and 374 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,480 Speaker 1: be all new. They're gonna be pissed. No, But I mean, 375 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,440 Speaker 1: like now the special is not out, and even though 376 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,359 Speaker 1: you've already recorded that, you can still use those jokes, 377 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,200 Speaker 1: so you haven't seen it, it's probably half and half. 378 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,800 Speaker 1: Currently we're in July, so come I got three more months. 379 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,359 Speaker 1: Because if everybody sees the special when it comes to 380 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 1: the show and it's the same joke, it's gonna be over. 381 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,240 Speaker 1: And I keep wrap, you keep us the cities and 382 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,719 Speaker 1: the jokes us cities, so our tours they don't go 383 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,160 Speaker 1: to the same cities. So we could do a new tour, 384 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 1: but it's the same jokes as different cities. If you're 385 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:48,040 Speaker 1: like a psychopath crazy fan, you drive six hours to 386 00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,560 Speaker 1: a new tourish you'll see this that we're good with that. 387 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:54,120 Speaker 1: But if I do let's say I'm doing Chicago tomorrow, right, 388 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:57,159 Speaker 1: I'm doing the Compernicus Theater in Chicago. There you go, 389 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,840 Speaker 1: and so um, I'll make sure that I haven't done 390 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:05,399 Speaker 1: the same jokes in Madison because my people will travel, 391 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,880 Speaker 1: so I have like a a joke radius around. Well, 392 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 1: I just again, I'm like you, I don't want somebody 393 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,679 Speaker 1: come and fill a jip like that. I've already heard this. 394 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 1: There's no worse feeling than that jokes aren't like songs. 395 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,200 Speaker 1: And I tell my musician friends, yeah, I'm like, you 396 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,719 Speaker 1: can play a song over and over again. People love 397 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 1: it the ten times they love it even more. They 398 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,440 Speaker 1: want to hear the one that they like here and 399 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,840 Speaker 1: there they are here the same one. They're like boo. 400 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,720 Speaker 1: Then you're you're, You're. But there was a while there 401 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,800 Speaker 1: with like the like a Bill Burr, like Louis c. 402 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:35,240 Speaker 1: K Era, where like an hour a year was like 403 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 1: kind of it's not though, it's a maybe eighteen months 404 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:43,240 Speaker 1: or something where you we can write a good fun 405 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,879 Speaker 1: hour and no one's seeing you every year live and 406 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,120 Speaker 1: if they, if they do, they love you so much, 407 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 1: they don't, they'll they like to hear the same stuff. 408 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,160 Speaker 1: They just obsessed with you, and you get that sometimes. 409 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:58,560 Speaker 1: But a casual fan of yours, they saw you last year, 410 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,359 Speaker 1: if they come back to town, there will wait another. Right, 411 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,679 Speaker 1: it's a couple of months. But do you do any 412 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:07,880 Speaker 1: of your music in your show? Uh? No, I play it, 413 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,160 Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't. I don't have any music. 414 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:14,560 Speaker 1: I have one. I have one single, the rap song. Yeah, 415 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 1: so okay, here so here's my because I now put 416 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,920 Speaker 1: I do music. I do stand up in music. What 417 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,800 Speaker 1: I found is if some of that the music lives. 418 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,639 Speaker 1: If you get if you get a couple so you 419 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,760 Speaker 1: can play those every tour. Ye, and so you know, 420 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,399 Speaker 1: we put out a live record in Boston, have just 421 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,680 Speaker 1: like five songs. I can go every show. I'll play 422 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,080 Speaker 1: freaking Hobby, Bobby, Bobby, it kills. Yeah. I can tell 423 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 1: the same joke and play song. If you do a 424 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:41,480 Speaker 1: couple of songs, listen, you're way better this than I am. Um. 425 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 1: But if you play a couple of songs, I mean 426 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,960 Speaker 1: that's six months. I just get a guitar strum like 427 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 1: a chord and just do a bit and then it's 428 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,320 Speaker 1: a song now, so you can it doesn't count. That's 429 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,840 Speaker 1: so just tell them, Bobby said. If there's a song, 430 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,000 Speaker 1: Bobby said, boom, we've heard it. Now it's different. It's 431 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,560 Speaker 1: a song now. Sorry, Yeah, you when's a special coming 432 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:02,560 Speaker 1: out like a Thanksgiving You're nervous? No, did you edit it? 433 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,400 Speaker 1: Did you sit in the room and edit it? Nerve 434 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 1: wracking it? I'll tell you what happened. Because we shot 435 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,760 Speaker 1: we shot twice two yeah, and the first one so 436 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,800 Speaker 1: I'm like very it was in it. We were like 437 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,200 Speaker 1: we're doing Birmingham, which is like that's where my fan 438 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:24,960 Speaker 1: base is, like very like Southern Christian. Um, I don't know, 439 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,919 Speaker 1: say values oriented or like family friendly and so like 440 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,040 Speaker 1: the Netflix was like they all came all the like 441 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,600 Speaker 1: all the Hollywood people were like all there, and I 442 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,639 Speaker 1: was like all right. I was freaking out because I 443 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 1: was like, I should take out some of these like 444 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:42,040 Speaker 1: very niche like Bible jokes and very very insider Christian 445 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 1: stuff because no one's they're going to be like no 446 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,720 Speaker 1: cut that. When the first show bombed, it was horror 447 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,240 Speaker 1: because I was very tight and I was in my 448 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 1: head about where I am in my act. I should 449 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,119 Speaker 1: don't do that joke. Is very nervous. And then and 450 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 1: then they came up to me after like hey, we 451 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,919 Speaker 1: love you and we like signed you because you do 452 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 1: this certain thing with this demographic we don't necessarily know about, 453 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,719 Speaker 1: but like just you do you. I was like, so 454 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,719 Speaker 1: you want me to just do all of it, like 455 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,640 Speaker 1: all the stuff that I normally do, And they're like yeah, 456 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,439 Speaker 1: And so I did it and murder so hard like 457 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 1: I got an hour on Methuselah. Yeah killer everything like 458 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,920 Speaker 1: what we did. But there, but you seem like there's 459 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,480 Speaker 1: there's a I would I used to get very nervous 460 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,400 Speaker 1: about like Christian jokes would be like if you grew 461 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,880 Speaker 1: up in America, you know about like David and Goliath, 462 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,720 Speaker 1: Noah's Ark. Jesus was like the leader, he had twelve disciples. 463 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:43,800 Speaker 1: The church meets on Sunday. Sometimes Christians are judgmental. They 464 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,040 Speaker 1: love Chick fil A that you kind of you're like, yeah, 465 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 1: we get it, Like if you I go to like 466 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,800 Speaker 1: sometimes like Zanny is like a very urban show, like 467 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,920 Speaker 1: a very urban show where the whole crowd is black. 468 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,760 Speaker 1: I sit in the back just because I like comedy, 469 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,680 Speaker 1: and like, I don't necessarily like get this one. You 470 00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,959 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like I don't. I didn't grow 471 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: up like this, but I do. I like hearing about 472 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 1: that life from a different perspective and like, I oh, 473 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,919 Speaker 1: I enjoy like it's not so much like moral to 474 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,320 Speaker 1: not moral comedy. It's like I just live like this 475 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,600 Speaker 1: and they're like all right, sweet, And then when you 476 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,440 Speaker 1: were feeling you the show was better. Yeah, yeah, because 477 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,639 Speaker 1: it was like what do you write all these Like 478 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: I was like, I grew up in my dad's a pastor. 479 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,240 Speaker 1: I grew up in the South. I was homeschooled. I like, yeah, 480 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 1: that's what it was like. I don't know, like if 481 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,280 Speaker 1: there was like a like where'd you grow up? What's Arkansas? 482 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,439 Speaker 1: Mountain Pine? Arkansas? All right, so like Mountain Pine. If 483 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,040 Speaker 1: you somebody's like, write a write a bit about that 484 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 1: area of the country where like the high schools, you'd 485 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,240 Speaker 1: be like this high school is like the good one. 486 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,399 Speaker 1: This is like the if you live in this area, 487 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,679 Speaker 1: like I don't know about that, right, but you know 488 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 1: about so if somebody's like write a joke about that 489 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:50,520 Speaker 1: area of the country, you would be very well equipped, right, yes, 490 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,440 Speaker 1: super equipped. Yeah, and I wouldn't so like we need 491 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,080 Speaker 1: you writing those jokes and me writing these jokes, but 492 00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:00,440 Speaker 1: still you would understand yes, yeah, without knowing if they 493 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,480 Speaker 1: it was done. If I were like Jesseville where the 494 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,400 Speaker 1: drawing the wine drinking Hillbillies, will be like, okay, I know, yeah, 495 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 1: I get that. Yeah, I mean I never heard Jesseville, 496 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,280 Speaker 1: but okay, like this or like the other this is 497 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,360 Speaker 1: where like that if you got were like good at sports, 498 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,399 Speaker 1: you went to so and so high school, like we 499 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,439 Speaker 1: were like okay, man, I got it. You know, I 500 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 1: just wrote a song on Monday. Um, kind of a 501 00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,240 Speaker 1: similar thing. So I'm like, especially in my TV world, 502 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,359 Speaker 1: they don't know country music. Okay, yeah, but so a 503 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 1: bit of similar. Wrote a song with a friend of 504 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,919 Speaker 1: mine with the Thomas Right episode. He was like, no 505 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,000 Speaker 1: one knows who I am and us say today it 506 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,679 Speaker 1: blows my mind, but nobody knows who anybody is, but 507 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,879 Speaker 1: everybody knows who I am, right, right, right. It's kind 508 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,720 Speaker 1: of like sad, but it's kind of awesome. It's kind 509 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,240 Speaker 1: of very liberating. Well, it's it weren't a niche world. Like, 510 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 1: as long as you give the people that like you 511 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,960 Speaker 1: what they like about you, they're satisfied. You're satisfied, Keep 512 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,359 Speaker 1: keep rocking. What do you need to what do you need? 513 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,040 Speaker 1: Would you like take over the world? What do I mean? 514 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,000 Speaker 1: That would be nice? Yeah, well, now that I think 515 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 1: about it. But in the country music aspect of we're 516 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,399 Speaker 1: writing a song that we're gonna play tomorrow, it is 517 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,479 Speaker 1: called you can't say that in the country song, and 518 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,560 Speaker 1: the first line is I'm gonna sell my truck and 519 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,400 Speaker 1: buy myself a prius. Right, the whole thing. You can't 520 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,800 Speaker 1: say that a country song. Like people that didn't know 521 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,400 Speaker 1: country music, we'll still get it without getting it. Now, 522 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 1: they're not going to be like, I want to drive 523 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,560 Speaker 1: six hours to see that something. But if they were 524 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,480 Speaker 1: forced there and it's only like a fit of the show, yes, 525 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,879 Speaker 1: it will. The people that like, the people that like, 526 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,640 Speaker 1: we find that mine too. Like I wrote a bit 527 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,080 Speaker 1: about like a like a celebrity pastor. There's like this 528 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,480 Speaker 1: whole thing about celebrity pastors now and they're like very 529 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,200 Speaker 1: cool and trendy, like Justin Bieber's pastor. All those dudes 530 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 1: looks like the drummer for Blank Wanted. Yeah, he's like 531 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: Travis Barker up there preaching the Lord. So like I 532 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,200 Speaker 1: wrote a joke about this called like Swag Seminary. It's 533 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 1: basically like you're an average pastor where like Khakis and 534 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,959 Speaker 1: a Polo come to Swag Seminary, will will like swag 535 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,840 Speaker 1: you out, make you cool and then like we'll just 536 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,919 Speaker 1: tell you to say like lit and the stuff in 537 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,320 Speaker 1: your sermon. You'll be like you'll attract a better crown. 538 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,439 Speaker 1: And the majority of the people were like what But 539 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,080 Speaker 1: if you got it, which the same as your song 540 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,120 Speaker 1: if you live, you're like, this is the best thing 541 00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,760 Speaker 1: I've ever heard, and what you want and like your 542 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,679 Speaker 1: songs or my stuff is like you see it and 543 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:13,840 Speaker 1: you text your mom or your aunt or your roommate. 544 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,160 Speaker 1: You're like, yo, you have to see this. That's that's 545 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,520 Speaker 1: like a viral bit. If you were like, oh my goodness, 546 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,960 Speaker 1: this Bible characters in uber or this mom at Disney. 547 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 1: If you've been to Disney, you're like, this is incredible, 548 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,520 Speaker 1: and that's what you're kind of gold. You know, it's 549 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,960 Speaker 1: trying to meet everybody. You're right, And it's funny you 550 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:38,200 Speaker 1: mentioned that because I now have I've transitioned from going man, 551 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,399 Speaker 1: we should just try to advertise to everyone. Yeah, to 552 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,960 Speaker 1: word of mouth on an Instagram story is so and 553 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 1: I say on the podcast, now, hey, please share if 554 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,359 Speaker 1: you like it. Your friends have the same sensibility to 555 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,919 Speaker 1: you for the most part. And if you like it 556 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 1: and you do me a solid like, you can tag 557 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,600 Speaker 1: me and I'll repost it. But share this Instagram and tag. 558 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,959 Speaker 1: That's how every like, especially those like Murder Mystery podcast. 559 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,760 Speaker 1: Somebody was like, Yo, you have to listen to this 560 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 1: is unbelievable. I never heard a commercial for serial in 561 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: my life, never never, but it's like the biggest one ever. 562 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,840 Speaker 1: But friends at Netflix shows, for example, yea, almost all 563 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 1: of the shows that I've ever watched on Netflix where 564 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,879 Speaker 1: from someone going, you should watch this show, and you 565 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,480 Speaker 1: don't want to be the guy that doesn't what know 566 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 1: what everybody like? But I'll give it probably like a 567 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,760 Speaker 1: couple mentions, like if one person says it, or if 568 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,959 Speaker 1: you see one mention of it on like the internet, 569 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,760 Speaker 1: it's like yeah. But then like you start to you know, 570 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,760 Speaker 1: you start to hear more and more people talk about you. Okay, 571 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,280 Speaker 1: there's a thing your your your buzz cup needs to 572 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,680 Speaker 1: be filled to a certain level and you need enough buzz. 573 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,520 Speaker 1: You don't want to be in on the very beginning. Yeah, 574 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,080 Speaker 1: you don't want like an inch of buzz, like like 575 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,160 Speaker 1: you know what I found of yours the other day 576 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:49,000 Speaker 1: was like Shay do the two stay band the chap Yeah, 577 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,720 Speaker 1: but Blanco Brown, I'm just coming to that. Yeah, welcome 578 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,400 Speaker 1: to Did you come to that? I'm just kidding. It's 579 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,200 Speaker 1: like I gotta go. I was like, is that for real? 580 00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,679 Speaker 1: Two sixteen? No? No, no, it was it was for 581 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,520 Speaker 1: my to go. So all right, yeah, but but you're 582 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 1: still in with that's your normal. You're not normal, okay 583 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,800 Speaker 1: when you were just how did you get it? Because 584 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,440 Speaker 1: I found it, thought it was interesting, took a risk 585 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,960 Speaker 1: and listen, I do a lot of risks and nobody 586 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,479 Speaker 1: ever sees it, you know, So, I mean that's one 587 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,239 Speaker 1: of those and it has like ten million views right 588 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,560 Speaker 1: that video on Facebook guys, because he brought him out. Yeah. Here, 589 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,359 Speaker 1: he came to my house and that was my sick pool. 590 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,480 Speaker 1: We were dancing out, dude. Yeah, all right, so that's 591 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,639 Speaker 1: the first. Like my sister sent me that and she's like, 592 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,960 Speaker 1: I was like, this is the this is my first time. 593 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,200 Speaker 1: And if I feel like i'm a I know about 594 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,200 Speaker 1: your hip you're down. Yeah, but I guess not. You 595 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,040 Speaker 1: agree all the words that people don't say anymore. But 596 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,560 Speaker 1: if they, if they would play that at a wedding, 597 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,600 Speaker 1: now I'm equipped, dude, I'll be it. Did you learn it? 598 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,600 Speaker 1: Did you sit? Yeah? Yeah? I try to? Yeah yeah yeah. 599 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,320 Speaker 1: That was my first time to really dance after the 600 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,159 Speaker 1: big Dancing with the Stars victory. A lot of pressure 601 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,200 Speaker 1: on me, feel good? No yeah, no, not at all, 602 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,000 Speaker 1: not at all. Um, let me say let me okay, 603 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,600 Speaker 1: let me finish your resume real quickly. We're trying to 604 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,280 Speaker 1: get through this. That's the whole. That's the whole. Interviews, 605 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,879 Speaker 1: like just read your resume. Thanks, but we'll see the 606 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,520 Speaker 1: next time April nineteen, John was named Poll Stars. Here's 607 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,240 Speaker 1: why I'm doing this because nobody knows anyone, right, Yeah, 608 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: and if I just go, here's a few things. Even 609 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,680 Speaker 1: though you may not know him, I'm promising you he's cool. 610 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,080 Speaker 1: And here's dad to back that up. And also, whenever 611 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,399 Speaker 1: I do like a podcast or like a radio, I'm like, 612 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,280 Speaker 1: this is pointless because no one my voice is not recognized. 613 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,360 Speaker 1: But if they saw a video like oh that guy 614 00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,879 Speaker 1: they see in the airport and they're like are you, 615 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,879 Speaker 1: like right, either go to my school or you're like 616 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,680 Speaker 1: a cousin of mine, they ever get damn, oh they 617 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,359 Speaker 1: know you, they don't know what do you look like? 618 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,240 Speaker 1: Are you somebody? And if you say yourself, you're the 619 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,320 Speaker 1: biggest douche bag, They're like are you Somebody's like you're 620 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 1: that famous guy? And I'm like, this is I'm in 621 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,400 Speaker 1: I'm in line at Chipotle right now, So not that 622 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,840 Speaker 1: famous was famous. Somebody would be in here in this 623 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,960 Speaker 1: Latin form and getting this. But I'm like, yeah, we're 624 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,160 Speaker 1: in the lobby at the Vanderbilt Healths and I mean 625 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,160 Speaker 1: we're both getting our stuff checked. I'm not vs. One 626 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,560 Speaker 1: time I was a CVS getting a prescription, and so 627 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,200 Speaker 1: is I can I get a photo? And I was like, 628 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,560 Speaker 1: I mean, I gas, but this is not ideal. I 629 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,520 Speaker 1: always feel I had to go to CVS yesterday because 630 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,720 Speaker 1: I ripped my ball on my bike. Happens, yeah right, 631 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 1: I didn't know what that was, like a common common 632 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 1: issue thing. Yeah, like it's happened before the bike, are 633 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,920 Speaker 1: you saying in general on the bike, Yeah, it's common. 634 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,920 Speaker 1: They think they have things called tap backs. Would you 635 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:25,320 Speaker 1: ride and tapack? Like, oh yeah, and if you tap hard? Yeah, 636 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,880 Speaker 1: I have like a little tearance. So I had to 637 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,080 Speaker 1: go get um like butt hole appointment. I wish this 638 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,760 Speaker 1: was a video because if people can see what you're 639 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 1: doing with your hands right now, yeah, this is like 640 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,400 Speaker 1: I'm really emulated describing the but I was I was 641 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,240 Speaker 1: confused about what was happening. Yeah, I showed it. Oh, 642 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,800 Speaker 1: I'm very demonstrative in this story specifically, and as I 643 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,800 Speaker 1: was getting my butt cream, a couple of different ones 644 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,840 Speaker 1: because the doctor was like, we'll try a few of 645 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,840 Speaker 1: them and see what we're curious is it? Yeah? And 646 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,040 Speaker 1: when you try a few of them and you you 647 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,160 Speaker 1: walk in with your whole prescription, They're like Wow, he's 648 00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 1: getting a lot. He must have some real ball issues. Yeah, 649 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,560 Speaker 1: And then she goes that phrase she's so she's super cute. 650 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,040 Speaker 1: Of course, it's the one hottest check I've ever seen 651 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,640 Speaker 1: work in the CBS. And and and that she does 652 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,720 Speaker 1: at the end, of course she does. She's given me 653 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,680 Speaker 1: three butthole creams and she's like she hands them to me, 654 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,120 Speaker 1: and I'm not looking at her in the eyes. I'm 655 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,560 Speaker 1: like my dog whenever he's pooping, he wants to look 656 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,720 Speaker 1: out but he can't. Just it's it's a weird thing. 657 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,120 Speaker 1: And then at the end she goes, hey, I just 658 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,960 Speaker 1: want to say love love the show. You're like, you 659 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:31,040 Speaker 1: could not say that, and I'm like, uh no, speaking speak, Yeah, 660 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,240 Speaker 1: that's not that guy. Or they're like, I always like 661 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:37,000 Speaker 1: when you go in there to get something, you always 662 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,200 Speaker 1: try to, like if it's something like that like embarrassing 663 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,880 Speaker 1: and say it's not a prescription, but you need something, 664 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,080 Speaker 1: you always try to get other stuff to cover it up. 665 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,080 Speaker 1: Like they're like, let me get like a like a coke, 666 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,640 Speaker 1: and like maybe like a snicker and like maybe this 667 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,840 Speaker 1: like itch cream. But they know they don't have to 668 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,200 Speaker 1: lie to the CBS. I would do that with condoms, 669 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:57,480 Speaker 1: they know until I stop using them, and I would 670 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,040 Speaker 1: just I would, I would cover it up pack of almonds. 671 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,440 Speaker 1: They were like, you want Oh, I didn't know that 672 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:10,960 Speaker 1: was there? Weird? What's that like doing comedy when you 673 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,600 Speaker 1: go over overseas and you know, do jokes for the 674 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,280 Speaker 1: troops in the Middle East? Like I always wonder what 675 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,840 Speaker 1: that what that environments like? Okay, when you you're you're 676 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 1: probably the same as like when you here, when you 677 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,720 Speaker 1: do a show, let's say a theater, You're like, all right, 678 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,560 Speaker 1: I want the lights to be this, I want stage 679 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,480 Speaker 1: to be this, I want the mike to be this, 680 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,480 Speaker 1: I want the myself, you're you're most comfortable, you're your best. 681 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:37,280 Speaker 1: But but because it was all about uh, I guess 682 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,640 Speaker 1: in some ways me this is my but over there 683 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,640 Speaker 1: it was like, oh, we're we're here to give kind 684 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,880 Speaker 1: of like the we did like a show like in 685 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 1: the middle of the desert outside I was standing on 686 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,440 Speaker 1: like a would crate with like three four or five 687 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,720 Speaker 1: soldiers like sitting on a bench and it was like 688 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 1: one of the best shows ever really, because it wasn't 689 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,880 Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking about how am I doing? How is 690 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: this my kind of ego or was like kind of 691 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,680 Speaker 1: out of it and and the this is why you 692 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,280 Speaker 1: probably he said, because it was like armored vehicles and 693 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,120 Speaker 1: like flights to Kuwait and like very expensive to to 694 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,479 Speaker 1: get us there. And I go, why don't we Like 695 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,840 Speaker 1: I was kind of like why are we doing this? 696 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,040 Speaker 1: Like what are we here for? And the general or 697 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:27,360 Speaker 1: whoever was there, he was like, he goes, we bring 698 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,840 Speaker 1: comedians over here, because when the comedians come, suicide rate 699 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,440 Speaker 1: goes down. Isn't that wild? He's probably and serious. He 700 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,040 Speaker 1: was dead serious, and and I was like in like 701 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,240 Speaker 1: a laughing way. I was like, well, you could have 702 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,080 Speaker 1: told me that after the show, like not like hey, 703 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,880 Speaker 1: this is the show doesn't go well, like that's terrible, 704 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,760 Speaker 1: but like it was like that's what laughter will do 705 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,720 Speaker 1: for Like people listen to your show and they are 706 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:55,800 Speaker 1: like people, you know, weird. People's lives are horrible and 707 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,600 Speaker 1: full of pain and full of not to get serious, 708 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,240 Speaker 1: but like they're going to reel and if they can 709 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:06,360 Speaker 1: listen to your show and like forget about the diagnosis 710 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:10,840 Speaker 1: or the mortgage or the kid in juvenile or the 711 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:16,360 Speaker 1: divorce or whatever, you have done them a tremendous service, right, 712 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,040 Speaker 1: you have to separate someone from the struggle is always 713 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,200 Speaker 1: the goal, if the struggles even yeah, yeah, yeah, but 714 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,600 Speaker 1: people think, oh, these are just like stupid like fart 715 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,600 Speaker 1: jokes or those are just stupid like parody songs. Like 716 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:35,000 Speaker 1: if you think that you're you're very misunderstood about what's 717 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:39,120 Speaker 1: happening here. And music does that, Like it's it's really 718 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,720 Speaker 1: any content that makes you feel. Yeah, and if whatever 719 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,880 Speaker 1: you if if like Bobby Bones isn't your thing or 720 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,800 Speaker 1: John Chris isn't your thing, like if you find like 721 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,000 Speaker 1: every time I see people in the airport, like I'm 722 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,600 Speaker 1: a comedian or I'm like a I always wish you know, 723 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,560 Speaker 1: when you ever go out of town on Thursday or 724 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,160 Speaker 1: like Wednesday night, you see all those uses, all those 725 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,920 Speaker 1: tour busses leaving Nashville. I'm like, man, we're all like 726 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,200 Speaker 1: going out here, not to make it more noble than 727 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,800 Speaker 1: it is, but like we're going out to the people 728 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,560 Speaker 1: to like bring them a gift kind of now and 729 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,160 Speaker 1: now we're making a lot of money, so it's not 730 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,120 Speaker 1: like it's not like but you're like we're all in. 731 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:25,759 Speaker 1: Like if you're a tap dancing like clogging group, that's 732 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,560 Speaker 1: going to Omaha for like, a that's not my thing, 733 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,719 Speaker 1: but like awesome, I love you for going out. You 734 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,040 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. We're all kind of taking this 735 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,520 Speaker 1: gift to the to the America or I don't know, 736 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,239 Speaker 1: does that make sense? Yeah? I feel like And I 737 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,120 Speaker 1: used to make fun in my younger days. I would 738 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,080 Speaker 1: make fun of people who did things like dungeons and 739 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:50,160 Speaker 1: dragons yea, or or guy girls don't all the things 740 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:54,200 Speaker 1: that I couldn't yes, so and so. But now as 741 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,560 Speaker 1: I get older, I go, you know what, whatever makes 742 00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:00,000 Speaker 1: everybody feel everybody needs a thing, whatever makes people feel 743 00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,440 Speaker 1: all right when things aren't all right. Yeah, like awesome, 744 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,799 Speaker 1: but we but we should still make fun of it. 745 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,600 Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like we can also make 746 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,359 Speaker 1: fun of it as as long as everyone has wenna 747 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,239 Speaker 1: making fun of it because we don't even care that much. 748 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,200 Speaker 1: I don't or like like for a perfect example, like 749 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,800 Speaker 1: essential oils, like I knock on them like constantly in 750 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,960 Speaker 1: my shows, like somebody who's like John, I'm offended by 751 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,880 Speaker 1: your essential oils jokes like isn't there an oil for 752 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:28,000 Speaker 1: being offended? Forgetting mass? Like a but likes the perfect 753 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,480 Speaker 1: response to my like knocking on the central oils jokes 754 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:34,439 Speaker 1: is not write an angry blog about John Christ, nor 755 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,200 Speaker 1: is it throw away all your essential oils should be 756 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,560 Speaker 1: like all right, I hear his perspective and it's funny. 757 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,799 Speaker 1: I'm going to continue to do it because I enjoy it, 758 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,839 Speaker 1: or I think it's useful, or like all right, I'm 759 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,920 Speaker 1: not I'm not out here to like try to change. 760 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,640 Speaker 1: I'm like an idiot. I don't know what I'm talking 761 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,040 Speaker 1: I should just say at the beginning of my show, Hey, 762 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,440 Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm talking about. Like this is 763 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,239 Speaker 1: all just like I just get angry at things and 764 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,200 Speaker 1: just like spout off. Don't take any of this as gospel, 765 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,439 Speaker 1: But you ever get a one since you just really 766 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,520 Speaker 1: blistering messages because they're constantly really about what they're mad 767 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,120 Speaker 1: at stuff. An example again, I was watching because I 768 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:12,720 Speaker 1: did you just put the Bible characters ubering video yesterday? Okay, 769 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,920 Speaker 1: because I hadn't seen it until today, and I'm your 770 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,960 Speaker 1: biggest fan. You don't know that, but I would say, 771 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,480 Speaker 1: maybe someone will take offense to you portraying I wouldn't 772 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,080 Speaker 1: most people wouldn't, but I can see somebody take an 773 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,680 Speaker 1: offense and going, well, why you shouldn't be portraying Bible 774 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,920 Speaker 1: characters as like as as joke in a in a 775 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,319 Speaker 1: funny thing, This is not a funny thing to joke about, 776 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,880 Speaker 1: very reverend, do you get that from people? Well? All right, 777 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,800 Speaker 1: So the one joke in that one specifically there was 778 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,479 Speaker 1: like the bid is like if Bible characters took uber, 779 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,000 Speaker 1: So like I don't have to explain the whole thing. 780 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:50,239 Speaker 1: But there's one about uh conscious pilot and he he 781 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:55,960 Speaker 1: was he was famous for sentencing the execution of Jesus, 782 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,799 Speaker 1: and then he was like, I'm washing my hands of 783 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,399 Speaker 1: this and I'm moving on. And so in the bit 784 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,920 Speaker 1: I get in the car and I'm poncherous pilot. He goes, hey, 785 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,120 Speaker 1: do you need some hand sanitizer? And I go yeah. 786 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,959 Speaker 1: So but if that is like the farthest I would 787 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,000 Speaker 1: probably go in that bit. But like it's not it's 788 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,200 Speaker 1: not supporting him, nor is it. It's just saying this 789 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,239 Speaker 1: is a thing that happened, you know what I'm saying. 790 00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,279 Speaker 1: So I'm kind it's kind of like I still want 791 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,200 Speaker 1: jokes to do well. So if it's too far, the 792 00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:33,360 Speaker 1: crowd will tell you, hey, too far. And if it 793 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,360 Speaker 1: so You're always trying to tow up to the line 794 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:39,279 Speaker 1: but not across it, but satiate the people who are 795 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,280 Speaker 1: like conservative, but the people who are like keep going farther. 796 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,759 Speaker 1: But we missed, We missed the mark all the time. 797 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,160 Speaker 1: You have to miss the mark to even know there 798 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,440 Speaker 1: is a mark. Yeah. Yeah, And the mark is different 799 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,160 Speaker 1: in different areas of the country. Dude, you're right about that. 800 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,719 Speaker 1: You have to do different jokes in different point and 801 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,239 Speaker 1: I have to do different jokes. Do you want to 802 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,440 Speaker 1: water your eyeball in my own? Good? You're just staring 803 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,560 Speaker 1: at it. My looks nice. I wonder that's like, yeah, 804 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:06,360 Speaker 1: can you get one? Oh yeah, Jeeves. I wantn't do 805 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,880 Speaker 1: that to Mike. I was just a joke about my 806 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,920 Speaker 1: fancy pool and if I met him somewhere, Mike, Yeah, 807 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,480 Speaker 1: do you ever go to like the all male review? 808 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,799 Speaker 1: I recognize him? No, Oh, you know, I thought he was. 809 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,560 Speaker 1: He's the guy. You know the guy. What's the guy 810 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,560 Speaker 1: down on Broadway that like hooks up all like the 811 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,600 Speaker 1: A listers to all the clubs. You know that guy? Yeah, 812 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,200 Speaker 1: because he's hooked me up before. He like works for 813 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,719 Speaker 1: aud Juliano or something. What's his name? I thought that 814 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,759 Speaker 1: was him. Yeah, he's like wearing one of those real 815 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,560 Speaker 1: slick suits and he's got his hair was spiked up, 816 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,520 Speaker 1: and he's like, what's his name? But he's in my phone? 817 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,440 Speaker 1: Yeah I was, I was. I mean I have him 818 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,400 Speaker 1: on Instagram, but yes, he looks like him. He runs 819 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,600 Speaker 1: all those all those like I love him. Whenever we 820 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,800 Speaker 1: go down, they were like, hey, dude, can you like 821 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,400 Speaker 1: get us the table. He's like, yeah, yeah, I got you. 822 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,920 Speaker 1: And then you're like, I should find that name his name? Hey, 823 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,440 Speaker 1: will you text Morgan number two and get his name? 824 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,920 Speaker 1: We do want to give my proper shout out during 825 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,040 Speaker 1: this because he would know fantastic. Yeah's that going? By 826 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,759 Speaker 1: the way, you and I watch you guys on in 827 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,000 Speaker 1: story all the time. It's like she puts up ninety 828 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,280 Speaker 1: three stories. It's like a thirty. It's like I'm watching 829 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,880 Speaker 1: an entire episode of Orange is the New Blag. You're like, 830 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,319 Speaker 1: we get it, you get it. You know where she 831 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:16,800 Speaker 1: learned that? For me, I'm notorious for the long Instagram 832 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,800 Speaker 1: stories and now everybody's like thanks for like dating logs 833 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,320 Speaker 1: and now our Instagram stories forever long. They are funny. 834 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,719 Speaker 1: You want to hear a funny story about her. M 835 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,520 Speaker 1: I could probably share the the match one, right, Mike, 836 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,399 Speaker 1: or the I heard when you and you were talking 837 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:35,400 Speaker 1: about when you were talking with whatever. The interview I 838 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,840 Speaker 1: listened to you were like you for the few that 839 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,400 Speaker 1: you called like party and Lauren, because they're like your butts. Okay, 840 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,279 Speaker 1: I'll tell you a story. I like Lauren a lot, right, 841 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,680 Speaker 1: I mean, that's your girl. What is this going to 842 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,680 Speaker 1: be embarrassing to me? No, not at all. It's just 843 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,520 Speaker 1: a funny story, butout it has actually nothing to do 844 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,040 Speaker 1: with you. You know, this is all about you. But 845 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell story that they haven't shared yet. Okay, 846 00:39:55,640 --> 00:40:01,000 Speaker 1: I'm watching Lauren's It's a story, and she's on a 847 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:04,480 Speaker 1: plane and she's going, there's somebody famous on our plane, 848 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,840 Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I'm I'm I'm dialed in. She 849 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,719 Speaker 1: hit me with the early teas sign up. Now there 850 00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,680 Speaker 1: are so many little white dots. I'm not knowing which 851 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,920 Speaker 1: dot's gonna have to pay off. But I'm committed to 852 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,320 Speaker 1: this story, and so I'm not I'm not hitting the 853 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,000 Speaker 1: right I'm not scrolling to the next one. I'm just 854 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,280 Speaker 1: watching it going. And she's like, all right, but this 855 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,200 Speaker 1: is Bobby Bones. This is valuable, valuable, don't have fifteen 856 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:29,160 Speaker 1: seconds times thirty? I got you, And I'm flipping. I'm 857 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,640 Speaker 1: watching it's flipping. One of the next she goes, we're 858 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:31,920 Speaker 1: gonna go meet him. We're gonna go, And I'm like, 859 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,279 Speaker 1: who's a freaking plaint And who's at the back of 860 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,040 Speaker 1: the plane. There's a famous person? Because I think, um, 861 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,800 Speaker 1: it wasn't It was actually like an American but Lauren 862 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:44,239 Speaker 1: was in first class. Weird. Yeah, And so she's going 863 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,880 Speaker 1: to the back of the plane to meet somebody famous 864 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,359 Speaker 1: and I think I know this. I think I'm going, 865 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,480 Speaker 1: who's it gonna be? What it turns out? It zooms up, 866 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,560 Speaker 1: but she's taking a picture with the girl from the 867 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:57,040 Speaker 1: is it match dot Com? Come find me? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 868 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,640 Speaker 1: oh the girl from the commercials Yes, the on girl. 869 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,239 Speaker 1: Is that match dot com? It's not your harmony? Yeah? 870 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:09,400 Speaker 1: Match for match Tico? Her uh guitar player was like, 871 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,319 Speaker 1: I think that's but I didn't know who it was. Sorry, Okay, 872 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,680 Speaker 1: so I only knew her. I didn't know her name 873 00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,560 Speaker 1: name is Courtney and she's from the match. But I 874 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,399 Speaker 1: recognized her immediately and I was like, I know her, 875 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,520 Speaker 1: So they do the thing and I hit Laurena. I 876 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,400 Speaker 1: know about this, I know about this. I think I 877 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,960 Speaker 1: do go ahead there you go, Well, you would like 878 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,960 Speaker 1: talk to her or something? So I hit Lauren up. 879 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,960 Speaker 1: I was like, hey, what's what's the deal. Oh yeah yeah? 880 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,600 Speaker 1: I was like she is that girl? Still single? Like 881 00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,600 Speaker 1: I'm just curious how to make a move? Well, and 882 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,719 Speaker 1: she was like, yes, you should hit her? So I did. 883 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,560 Speaker 1: I shot my shot and I was like, what up? 884 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,080 Speaker 1: And you say I'm friends with Lauren? Or how do 885 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,680 Speaker 1: you start this? You just say what's up? And you 886 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,960 Speaker 1: think your your profile is gonna lead the way for now. 887 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,000 Speaker 1: This is what I did. I said, hey, I saw 888 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,600 Speaker 1: you on Lauren's Instagram. Good move, good movie? Yeah, And 889 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,279 Speaker 1: I wasn't lying. I did and I said Lauren and 890 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,920 Speaker 1: our friends and she said that vouch for you, and 891 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,040 Speaker 1: she did vouch for me. So I hit her up 892 00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,160 Speaker 1: and we started talking back and forth, still on the 893 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:03,239 Speaker 1: same platform. Same no, not yet, okay, we had we 894 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,440 Speaker 1: hadn't made that step, because that's a step, it's a 895 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,200 Speaker 1: big one. Would you take it over? And so we're 896 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,200 Speaker 1: talking and I was like, I'm gonna be on l 897 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:14,680 Speaker 1: a I'm shooting some stuff, shooting some stuff, and so um, 898 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,600 Speaker 1: she she's okay, cool, I'm going I don't say what 899 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,160 Speaker 1: I was shooting because what I was shooting was I'm 900 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,879 Speaker 1: nervous for this. Yeah, I live for this. Yeah. And 901 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,239 Speaker 1: so I'm like, cool, I'm coming to l a. Why 902 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,959 Speaker 1: don't we get lunch or something. She's like, great, would 903 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,600 Speaker 1: love to And I'm like, okay, lunch, yea like baller, 904 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,520 Speaker 1: I'm in, yeah, you're so. You don't say drinks, you 905 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,719 Speaker 1: don't say dinner, you don't say well, it's weird for 906 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,319 Speaker 1: me to do drinks. Guy, I don't drink fair and 907 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,640 Speaker 1: I would do drinks, but they're always kind of weird. 908 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,960 Speaker 1: I guess, right, Yeah, can I get a psychopath? Well, 909 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,840 Speaker 1: I have a whole thing about that. I go before 910 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,760 Speaker 1: until the bartender keep looking me up with fake drinks. 911 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,080 Speaker 1: It's a good move. It's a good move. And I'm 912 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,319 Speaker 1: like all right, And then she hits me back and 913 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,759 Speaker 1: she goes, hey, do you know so and so? And 914 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,719 Speaker 1: I was like I did know this girl. The other girl. 915 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,520 Speaker 1: It was a flight attendant that it hit on me 916 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,399 Speaker 1: and I went out with She was like, I can't 917 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,440 Speaker 1: date you. That's my ex roommate really and I was like, wait, 918 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:07,760 Speaker 1: what world is this where you randomly X no idea. 919 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,879 Speaker 1: I guess they were both flying. So I only went 920 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,839 Speaker 1: out with that girl like once, and so we kind 921 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,320 Speaker 1: of um was the one that got away? We stopped. 922 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,200 Speaker 1: It wasn't the one that got away. And she hit 923 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,759 Speaker 1: me up about two weeks ago, okay again, and she 924 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,120 Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I'm coming to Nashville. Well look who 925 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,480 Speaker 1: it is. That's all I always say, look who it is. 926 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,319 Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm in town. Do you want to go? 927 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,560 Speaker 1: So we went and like you did? Yeah, does Lauren 928 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,240 Speaker 1: know this? I haven't talked to Lauren the weaker stolie, 929 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,480 Speaker 1: so we so I met her through Laurence as a story. 930 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,000 Speaker 1: We're gonna have a date. Then apparently she lived with 931 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,040 Speaker 1: a girl I went out with once in a weird 932 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,399 Speaker 1: strange turn of events, said no, I can't go out 933 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,600 Speaker 1: with you. Then said I'm coming to Nashville. She came 934 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,719 Speaker 1: to Nashville. We went out and it was fantastic. There 935 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,319 Speaker 1: you go. And now when I date with the match 936 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,319 Speaker 1: girl would come find me boom. Yeah, that's the top. 937 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,160 Speaker 1: There's no go where you go from here? Nowhere you 938 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,160 Speaker 1: can't go anywhere. I retired from women. I like the 939 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,040 Speaker 1: I used to say my liberty crush was the girl 940 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,200 Speaker 1: from the Verizon commercials, the Darker Girl. Yeah, she's a 941 00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,160 Speaker 1: comedian and she was on this you know, I know 942 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,560 Speaker 1: that this is us she's she is uh was one 943 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,640 Speaker 1: of the secondary characters. She was like one of the 944 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,520 Speaker 1: theater girls. Yeah, where do you go for you go 945 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,440 Speaker 1: to a famous person, You're like, no, I don't like 946 00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,040 Speaker 1: I like that. Like the girl from the Magic commercials, 947 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,560 Speaker 1: You're like, oh yeah, and people people would know if 948 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,360 Speaker 1: you just because I'll be like, hey, you know the 949 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,399 Speaker 1: girl from the match and they'd be like no. I'll 950 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,399 Speaker 1: be like, hold on, let me google what about now? 951 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:30,719 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do know who this guy? Oh yeah, 952 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,160 Speaker 1: that guy I will. Do you ever watch maybe a 953 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,040 Speaker 1: show on Amazon and I do Do you ever? Means 954 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,080 Speaker 1: I do this, But I'm just kind of positioning like 955 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,120 Speaker 1: do you ever? Because he would do this an interview 956 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,240 Speaker 1: of me, but you aren't do do you ever? Do this? Yeah? 957 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,960 Speaker 1: Where you're like, oh, she's cute, and you like look 958 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,719 Speaker 1: her up on Instagram and then you message her. I 959 00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,000 Speaker 1: probably don't go that phone anymore. You have a girlfriend before. 960 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,360 Speaker 1: Would you ever ever slide This is about you. Do 961 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,040 Speaker 1: you ever slide into d m of moderately famous people? 962 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,719 Speaker 1: I have not? No, really, well just I don't think. 963 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,640 Speaker 1: I like, how did you meet Lauren? She slid into mind? 964 00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,799 Speaker 1: How is that right? Yeah? Yeah, we told this on 965 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,920 Speaker 1: your show. Dude, sure they're not famous life. I don't remember. 966 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:17,319 Speaker 1: We're here again whatever? So okay, So you never because 967 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,799 Speaker 1: I've slid because I like a comedian is like a 968 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,640 Speaker 1: very the last person to think he deserves the platform 969 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,560 Speaker 1: and has would be a comedian. Like I've seen somebody 970 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,680 Speaker 1: from like with like three thousand followers, like yeah, but 971 00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,560 Speaker 1: I'm not like I'm not big enough for her. When 972 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,560 Speaker 1: somebody else thinks they're like honored to meet me, I'm 973 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,600 Speaker 1: like why, I'm like in line and like to get 974 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,319 Speaker 1: something off a dollar menu. You know what I'm saying. 975 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,799 Speaker 1: I don't perceive myself as others perceived. You probably feel 976 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,040 Speaker 1: the same, right, Oh, I don't like I'm the same 977 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,520 Speaker 1: person I was when I was too like no confidence whatsoever, 978 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,400 Speaker 1: Always wondering why in the world do people even find 979 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,480 Speaker 1: me entertainer? Like today you might be the last day 980 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,560 Speaker 1: a crazy Imposters just live it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it 981 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,080 Speaker 1: just like this, like I like it was like, oh, 982 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,160 Speaker 1: what's it like to be like yoh, jeez. I don't 983 00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,759 Speaker 1: because if you start to think of yourself like that, 984 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,319 Speaker 1: nothing good comes from that well, and then you lose 985 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,560 Speaker 1: what made you what you are. Yeah, nothing good comes 986 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,480 Speaker 1: from like I'm the man. Especially as a comedian, you're 987 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,360 Speaker 1: so vulnerable to every night, to those people. You need 988 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,400 Speaker 1: them to allow you to succeed. But you never slid 989 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,080 Speaker 1: because I was I'm okay with failing, and I'm okay, 990 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,360 Speaker 1: it's all fail it's all failure, slid into d m s. 991 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,520 Speaker 1: I would probably be more comfortable with like a fan 992 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:35,320 Speaker 1: really like I would respond to someone else's but I'll respond, 993 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,839 Speaker 1: but you're talking about in like a dating way because 994 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,799 Speaker 1: I'll respond to something. But I just feel like I'm 995 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,839 Speaker 1: scared because people are scared. I got on bumble once. 996 00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,120 Speaker 1: They kept screenshotting my thing. It past and it was 997 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,280 Speaker 1: just getting sent all around. But your what, your messages, 998 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:52,600 Speaker 1: my messages, my profile, everything, and I was like, shirtless photos, listen, 999 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,759 Speaker 1: I don't I don't do any of that. There's none 1000 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,319 Speaker 1: of that. Have you ever seen me shirtless? I have 1001 00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,800 Speaker 1: not here check it out, Um, Oh is this does exist? 1002 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:06,200 Speaker 1: What is this here talking about Babbiano? Oh that's Fabiano issue. 1003 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,640 Speaker 1: It looks like just like him, that is, doesn't it. No, 1004 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:13,000 Speaker 1: you just see two hispanic fellas. Looks at Jason al Dean's. 1005 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,520 Speaker 1: No that's not true. Let's look at this dude that 1006 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:20,160 Speaker 1: is him. No, it's not just look I mean, okay, 1007 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,680 Speaker 1: good for the gotta be brothers. You're both good looking dudes. 1008 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,960 Speaker 1: We've got a lot of photos of oh oh yeah, 1009 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,759 Speaker 1: I see, I see what that is Babiana and he 1010 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,200 Speaker 1: does I'll be like, hey, I'm coming to all Dean's 1011 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,440 Speaker 1: and he's like, got you. He's like got you Like, 1012 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,600 Speaker 1: He's like, I'll be at the back door. Yeah. Let 1013 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,879 Speaker 1: me play something of yours here. Let's hear it. This 1014 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,960 Speaker 1: is check your Heart, a comedy song by John Chris. 1015 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:43,200 Speaker 1: Here we go scrolling stuff for the satisfaction. Theirs trapp 1016 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:47,440 Speaker 1: ping Bible. First caption of spots child but rolling in 1017 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:52,759 Speaker 1: a rover Thank you every Sunday morning's hung over, clapping back, 1018 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,840 Speaker 1: You're feeling like a wise guys Appa never but only 1019 00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:01,040 Speaker 1: for the WiFi by lap Page to sitting a folder 1020 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,960 Speaker 1: hanging off the shoulder, well you ever perform that. I 1021 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:14,319 Speaker 1: don't know, what's it like? First seventeen terble Have you've 1022 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,920 Speaker 1: been performing music lives forever? Right? Yeah? Yeah, I never had, 1023 00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:22,840 Speaker 1: And yeah this is not your profession. You've been chiseling 1024 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:24,799 Speaker 1: away after years. So it's the same thing. You get 1025 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,839 Speaker 1: up and you suck for a while and just play 1026 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,520 Speaker 1: the track because you have a band. Well both when 1027 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,040 Speaker 1: I would do the hip hop stuff because that a 1028 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,640 Speaker 1: whole alter your named captain Caucasian. Yeah, I would just 1029 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,279 Speaker 1: get up with the track because it was cheap. I 1030 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,320 Speaker 1: couldn't afford anything else. And then you just wrap, yeah, 1031 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:42,279 Speaker 1: and then what what's the response people say? Sometimes? Sometimes 1032 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,319 Speaker 1: sometimes they're just like you in the theater? Yeah, why 1033 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,440 Speaker 1: are we here? If what I found is if you 1034 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,400 Speaker 1: could preface it by going this one I'm gonna do tonight, 1035 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,239 Speaker 1: people will know it will be ready for you because 1036 00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,759 Speaker 1: if they're coming to your show, especially now, they'll be 1037 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,400 Speaker 1: following you on Instagram or Twitter. So what do they 1038 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,960 Speaker 1: know what a Bobby Bones show is? Sometimes they don't. 1039 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,760 Speaker 1: The mic crowd doesn't either. Yeah, sometimes it's very similar 1040 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,600 Speaker 1: to we like the Practical Jokers. They like tour and 1041 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,359 Speaker 1: they like sell out, like Madison Square Garden and they're like, 1042 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,839 Speaker 1: we don't know what, we don't know what we're going 1043 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,200 Speaker 1: to see, but we like those guys. I think that 1044 00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,600 Speaker 1: will spend the evening with Bobby. I think that's a 1045 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,600 Speaker 1: great point, and I think that's what people that come 1046 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,279 Speaker 1: to my show's field. They hear me on the radio. 1047 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,640 Speaker 1: But I gotta tell you it's a different muscle to 1048 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,120 Speaker 1: tell jokes than it is to do this. They're talking 1049 00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,239 Speaker 1: on the radio, completely different. The only things similar as 1050 00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:30,600 Speaker 1: a microphone. That's it. That's it, just not on a 1051 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,520 Speaker 1: stage when it doesn't work. You know, it doesn't work 1052 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,439 Speaker 1: because you're just alone and you're like like the maybe 1053 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,640 Speaker 1: a bit on the radio. You don't know, things don't 1054 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,440 Speaker 1: work all the time. And I'm just talking. I'm not 1055 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,080 Speaker 1: trying to be funny all the time or I'm not 1056 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,120 Speaker 1: trying to be compelling all the time versus like like 1057 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,560 Speaker 1: That's why a lot of guys that are like they're 1058 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:49,799 Speaker 1: like um, like speakers or like maybe like business or 1059 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,440 Speaker 1: like social media or like but they're they would never 1060 00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:56,800 Speaker 1: build themselves as a comedian because if you're like a 1061 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,640 Speaker 1: speaker and you're like funny, it's like kind of added 1062 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,239 Speaker 1: and he was also like we learned something and it 1063 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,600 Speaker 1: was like a pastor were like anything. It was also funny. 1064 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,720 Speaker 1: But if you're like I'm a comedian, it's like, okay, 1065 00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:10,399 Speaker 1: we're here to laugh. That's why I don't build myself 1066 00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,600 Speaker 1: as a comedian. And I would go to do do an 1067 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,799 Speaker 1: hour and minuites of just stand up. But I do 1068 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,840 Speaker 1: not feel like like that is your craft, Like Bobby 1069 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,680 Speaker 1: Bones show, it's it's kind of I don't know whatever 1070 00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,040 Speaker 1: you wanted to be what. It doesn't have to be anything. 1071 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,560 Speaker 1: In my mind, it's a variety show. And I may 1072 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,880 Speaker 1: go up and just do jokes for an hour. I'm 1073 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,359 Speaker 1: feeling yeah, and that's what. But that's what I did 1074 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,799 Speaker 1: on my last tour. That's and I had to call 1075 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,560 Speaker 1: it funny and alone because I need of people know 1076 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,360 Speaker 1: I was by myself. I don't expect any other characters 1077 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,600 Speaker 1: are in band members or show members, and I'm just 1078 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,040 Speaker 1: gonna tell jokes. But you know what, it's not not 1079 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:44,520 Speaker 1: compelling show to go because Bobby Bones alone, just alone, 1080 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,799 Speaker 1: that's my life. That's every night. That's that's a show 1081 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,960 Speaker 1: that people see on Instagram. Bobby Bones freaking alone. Oh 1082 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,680 Speaker 1: this is hilarious. Do you work completely clean? I do? Yeah, 1083 00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:59,080 Speaker 1: me too? Yeah? Why and you do? Because um let's 1084 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:02,840 Speaker 1: see I all right. When I was like ten, there's 1085 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,719 Speaker 1: a there's a Bible versus that says if you call 1086 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,160 Speaker 1: your brother a fool, you're in danger of Hell's fire. 1087 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,359 Speaker 1: And then my parents like took the Bible very very 1088 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,919 Speaker 1: like literally, so I called my brother a fool one time, 1089 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,280 Speaker 1: like and my parents washed my mouth. That was soap 1090 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:25,240 Speaker 1: for full Yeah, so like you got your mouth washed 1091 00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,920 Speaker 1: that that's like you think there's like the eight hundreds, 1092 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:32,400 Speaker 1: Like no, this is like like this is not like 1093 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,440 Speaker 1: they were like a bar of soap. You put your 1094 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,960 Speaker 1: tongue and they like scrub your mouth, which is like 1095 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,640 Speaker 1: macaroni and cheese tastes like dial for like that next 1096 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,480 Speaker 1: three days. But like I was just raised in a 1097 00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:48,520 Speaker 1: house where it wasn't acceptable to swear. And the first 1098 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,319 Speaker 1: time I ever went to comedy club, I heard the 1099 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,680 Speaker 1: comedians swear, and I was like, like, where's the soap is? 1100 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,120 Speaker 1: They're like is this like is someone gonna like is 1101 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,960 Speaker 1: he in trouble? They're like, no, he's not. But if 1102 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,439 Speaker 1: you grew up in a house, that's why I never 1103 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,880 Speaker 1: like I don't. It's never on my website or anywhere 1104 00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,480 Speaker 1: that I'm like a clean, like Christian comedian. That's no 1105 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,520 Speaker 1: Like if you want to call me that, fine, but 1106 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,800 Speaker 1: I am. You're not gonna hear that from me because 1107 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,279 Speaker 1: it's just how I was raised and it's not it's 1108 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,520 Speaker 1: less of like am morally better than anyone who's just 1109 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:20,200 Speaker 1: like I don't know, like why do you wear cowboy boots? 1110 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,719 Speaker 1: I don't know if this is how I grew up. 1111 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,759 Speaker 1: So if someone grew up in a house where there 1112 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,480 Speaker 1: was swearing and they're like and if you swear, then awesome, 1113 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,440 Speaker 1: I got no wastue with that. I enjoy a lot 1114 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,960 Speaker 1: of My favorite comic is Cat Williams. It's like incredibly 1115 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,520 Speaker 1: across the line for for a lot of people, but 1116 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,160 Speaker 1: I enjoy it. He's your favorite favorite comic ever. Mount 1117 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,080 Speaker 1: Rushmore of Funny People as you think they will do full? 1118 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,240 Speaker 1: Why would you do four plus one of my Mount Rushmore? Everybody? 1119 00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:43,080 Speaker 1: I was like, give me one more, So I'm just 1120 00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,720 Speaker 1: let you know it's gonna be fine. I don't rush 1121 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,719 Speaker 1: More of Funny People? Okay, well do we can do 1122 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,560 Speaker 1: one at a time? All right? Well, Cat Williams. Alright, 1123 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,479 Speaker 1: favorite comic ever. I'm gonna I'm gonna go Chris Rock 1124 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,680 Speaker 1: just because, Okay, just pound for pound over thirty years 1125 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,480 Speaker 1: and you can put Chris on your too. By the way, 1126 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:04,520 Speaker 1: it doesn't eliminate you. All right, I'll go um, Cedric 1127 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:12,719 Speaker 1: the Entertainer. I'm gonna go Ricky Gervais. I'm gonna go, Ah, 1128 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:20,040 Speaker 1: Sasha Baron Cohen solid did they have to be alive? No? Okay, 1129 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:28,759 Speaker 1: Andy Kaufman, good, Hyeah? I like that? Uh Tim Hawkins? 1130 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,399 Speaker 1: You don't know who that is? Do you know that? Yeah? 1131 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,440 Speaker 1: Of course when you know Tim Hawkins, I grew up 1132 00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,759 Speaker 1: in church, Dude, A lot of people don't know who 1133 00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:38,400 Speaker 1: that is. Like I like, I wouldn't if you're just 1134 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,680 Speaker 1: talking about, like who do you sit and lab man? 1135 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,879 Speaker 1: That guy cracks. I'm a little insulted you said I'd 1136 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:49,359 Speaker 1: be like m Michael Debbie Smith. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna 1137 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:54,359 Speaker 1: go funny people. I'm gonna go Adam Carolla. Well are 1138 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,680 Speaker 1: you serious? Oh? Man, dude, you just became my best friend. 1139 00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:02,880 Speaker 1: He was a man his Yeah, that guy, that guy 1140 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:07,880 Speaker 1: probably changed my life. I used I wrote a physical 1141 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:13,759 Speaker 1: letter to him, like once a month. For like three 1142 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,840 Speaker 1: years to try to be on his podcast, Did you 1143 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,320 Speaker 1: get on? Well, what happened was I got his movie, 1144 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,680 Speaker 1: his crowdfund of movie Road Hard. I have a part 1145 00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:26,839 Speaker 1: in it because I won, like it was like crowdfunded 1146 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,720 Speaker 1: like you and I won because we were very similar 1147 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,160 Speaker 1: point of view, like very similar to like come on, 1148 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,880 Speaker 1: like the government's not here to like save your life, 1149 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,880 Speaker 1: like a lot of very He's liberal in a lot 1150 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,480 Speaker 1: of ways, was conservative in a lot of ways. And 1151 00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:46,000 Speaker 1: I lined up with him a lot. Yeah, Adam Cruel's 1152 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,840 Speaker 1: let's see. He invited me on his podcast about a 1153 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,359 Speaker 1: month ago, and I haven't been able to go out there, yea. 1154 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,839 Speaker 1: And I'm a little nervous to do it because he's 1155 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,960 Speaker 1: I don't think I could keep up, Like I'm so 1156 00:54:55,560 --> 00:55:00,359 Speaker 1: the Pirate ship come board, dude, he got one more parts. Yeah, man, 1157 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,080 Speaker 1: let's see, this is your bonus. It counts, though it 1158 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:07,040 Speaker 1: does count. I'm gonna go with someone like, ah, you 1159 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:12,960 Speaker 1: know who I should go with? THEO Vaughan. You know 1160 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:17,240 Speaker 1: who that is? THEO. I don't think I do. He's 1161 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,960 Speaker 1: will I when you tell me you've watched some of 1162 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,160 Speaker 1: his bits. He's got a Netflix special. Yeah, he's audio, 1163 00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:26,400 Speaker 1: he's unbelievable, or Andrew Schultz maybe you know that. Well, 1164 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:33,880 Speaker 1: this is the whole one. Plus see, who wouldn't my 1165 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:37,560 Speaker 1: my fifth be Chris Rock. Let's say, let's be let's 1166 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,480 Speaker 1: do with somebody like like, well I hit you with 1167 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:44,080 Speaker 1: Adam Crowland. You're a little because you could go like 1168 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:47,120 Speaker 1: my cousin, my uncle, like ned or something. I'd be like, yeah, 1169 00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,680 Speaker 1: this guy's a little Who is the funniest person I know? 1170 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,480 Speaker 1: I have a friend that's a comedian now who I 1171 00:55:54,560 --> 00:56:00,439 Speaker 1: watch And her name is Nicky Glazer and and I've 1172 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:03,439 Speaker 1: been with her doing shows before. And she also writes 1173 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:06,160 Speaker 1: a joke. She's such a good writer. I'm gonna put 1174 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,719 Speaker 1: her She's done this podcast before put her on there. 1175 00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:12,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put her on there. Yeah as five. She's like, 1176 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,120 Speaker 1: oh thanks, Bobby, I'm five. No, no, she you're one. 1177 00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,600 Speaker 1: It's not into order, it's not in kind of is 1178 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,080 Speaker 1: but still yeah, I'm just thinking, who's the funniest person 1179 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:24,040 Speaker 1: in your life? Though? Like that you would see at 1180 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:28,840 Speaker 1: least once every three months. Well, see Lauren's funny, but 1181 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:32,360 Speaker 1: like I made her funny. You know what, I'm interesting? 1182 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:36,400 Speaker 1: Interesting concept. I always tell her that I'm She's like, 1183 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,680 Speaker 1: I'm so funny. I was like, maybe, let's be honest, 1184 00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:42,839 Speaker 1: like you were, like, you're funnier now from like being 1185 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,799 Speaker 1: around me. But that's also true because you do people 1186 00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:50,200 Speaker 1: sensibilities you did. When I'm around funny people or skilled comedians, 1187 00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:53,920 Speaker 1: I find myself working harder at that. Okay, Uh, there's 1188 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:59,400 Speaker 1: the we we tour with a guy named we like 1189 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,879 Speaker 1: roast each other so hard, and one of the comic 1190 00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,239 Speaker 1: that I travel with, Dustin Nickerson, is like this guy 1191 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,400 Speaker 1: is just it's just like I can't believe you said that. 1192 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:12,640 Speaker 1: It's so horrible, but like funny, you know, you can't 1193 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:17,720 Speaker 1: ever Like there's like radio thoughts, then there's like podcast thoughts, 1194 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,320 Speaker 1: then there's like Instagram story thoughts. Then there's like group 1195 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,000 Speaker 1: text thoughts, and then there's like thoughts that just never 1196 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,040 Speaker 1: leave your head and just keep them. You should always 1197 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,200 Speaker 1: keep them in there. Those are like the ones that 1198 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,720 Speaker 1: when you say, you're like, jeez, dude, we will laugh 1199 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,560 Speaker 1: pretty hard on the bus with that guy. Man. Yeah, 1200 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:36,520 Speaker 1: you guys take a bus. Yeah, Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, 1201 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,600 Speaker 1: we gotta we got a whole crew. Yeah. Um, you 1202 00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,680 Speaker 1: know who's funny is that I've been able to spend 1203 00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,120 Speaker 1: time with, and I think people know him. It's kind 1204 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:47,600 Speaker 1: of funny, but is John Mayer very funny, very funny 1205 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,520 Speaker 1: and some sometimes very funny, too funny, but always clever, 1206 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:57,240 Speaker 1: like just quite sharp. A thing about humor is like 1207 00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,200 Speaker 1: being around somebody's like you know what I like, not 1208 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,240 Speaker 1: necessarily someone that's like punchline like, but just like if 1209 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,360 Speaker 1: you talk to like a waitress or like a cashier 1210 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:10,360 Speaker 1: and you make a joke, they're like, oh, jokes are happening, 1211 00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,360 Speaker 1: and they can like give it right back to you, 1212 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:16,720 Speaker 1: versus like you'd like say something like no, we're like 1213 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,880 Speaker 1: doing a like a like you know what I'm saying. 1214 00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,280 Speaker 1: You do a joke and they're like what versus like 1215 00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,760 Speaker 1: someone that's like, oh yeah, it's freaking hilarious right there. Yeah, 1216 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,960 Speaker 1: which they don't necessarily have to be funny themselves, but 1217 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,400 Speaker 1: just has to you know, it's funny. Shay, it's very funny. 1218 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:35,240 Speaker 1: Daw what you call it? Dan In? Yeah, danja Oh 1219 00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,360 Speaker 1: he's hilarious. Dude, he's real funny. Mike, Dude, who's funny? 1220 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,920 Speaker 1: Like who's in country? Right? Yeah, that's a that's an 1221 00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:46,920 Speaker 1: interesting topic, like who's funny and country music good point. Um, 1222 00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,200 Speaker 1: like Luke is nutty. I would use him as a 1223 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,600 Speaker 1: nutty Luke Brian is a nutty, a nutty guy. He's 1224 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,560 Speaker 1: all over the place. Yeah, he's funny because most of 1225 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:58,440 Speaker 1: them are very serious. He um laughs as he's talking 1226 00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,800 Speaker 1: and you just laugh with him sometime. I'm looking back here. 1227 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,959 Speaker 1: Party is funny. Yeah, John Party is funny. John Party 1228 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:10,400 Speaker 1: is funny. Cassie Ashton is funny. Um. Some of them 1229 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,760 Speaker 1: are just sad, you know. Yeah, Yeah, that's that's Scotty 1230 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:17,760 Speaker 1: McCreery just sad. I'm just kidding Scotty. Uh, we don't 1231 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,320 Speaker 1: and we don't. We don't talk about him. Yeah, you 1232 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,000 Speaker 1: get it. That's why I did that in it. Uh, 1233 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:25,320 Speaker 1: Laney Wilson or you know she is. It's funny, she's funny. 1234 00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,240 Speaker 1: But who's funny? Mike? Like around here, do we go 1235 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,640 Speaker 1: that dude's freaking funny, or that he comes in like 1236 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,080 Speaker 1: I'm suppord to having him in, or it's for me, 1237 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,080 Speaker 1: it's like, all right, he's coming in. I gotta like 1238 00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,760 Speaker 1: loosen up because I just like the people that don't 1239 00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:40,720 Speaker 1: have like a big like ego about themselves. Like when 1240 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:42,840 Speaker 1: I go to like, oh, you can't, like, don't joke 1241 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,480 Speaker 1: around him. He's very like, oh, come on, oh you 1242 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,480 Speaker 1: get that? Yeah, do you ever get hey, you're you're 1243 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,000 Speaker 1: funny comedian, tell me joke all the time. Do you 1244 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,160 Speaker 1: have something planned for When that question is asked, I'd 1245 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,360 Speaker 1: just be like, I mean, what do you do for 1246 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,680 Speaker 1: a living? I'm want to accountant. I'm like, well, do 1247 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,880 Speaker 1: some math for me, or like or make like if 1248 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,000 Speaker 1: I don't know my waitress, I can bring me some food. 1249 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,320 Speaker 1: That's unfair, I'm not working currently on it. And then never, 1250 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,120 Speaker 1: it's never has gone well for me. Like tell me 1251 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,320 Speaker 1: a joke to You're like, well, I don't know what 1252 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,080 Speaker 1: you know. If I'm in a group of people at 1253 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,600 Speaker 1: the Rieman, You're like, all right, these people probably from 1254 01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,600 Speaker 1: the South or about Nashville. They're probably a certain demographic. 1255 01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,600 Speaker 1: All right, I can probably find something from the archives 1256 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,160 Speaker 1: of these people I think are funny, versus like you 1257 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,200 Speaker 1: just an uber driver and I'm just trying to guess. 1258 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:34,880 Speaker 1: I have no idea what religion, ethnicity, politics, you have 1259 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,760 Speaker 1: no ideas, It's never gonna go well. Plus, if you 1260 01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,440 Speaker 1: have one person it's like a hundred percent ers, or 1261 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,000 Speaker 1: if you have a thousand people and you've got five 1262 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,800 Speaker 1: hundred half the people laughing. You still got five hundred 1263 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:53,000 Speaker 1: people laughing. Like percentages wise, you're good. Yeah, yeah, it's 1264 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,720 Speaker 1: not bad. It turns out it's pretty good time and 1265 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,200 Speaker 1: I like good acoustics in there. You ever played the 1266 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,920 Speaker 1: what is it's a music for the comedy festival that's 1267 01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,640 Speaker 1: in town? Yeah, you've done that one. Yeah, what's it called? Uh? 1268 01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,640 Speaker 1: You used to be the wild West announced the Nashville 1269 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:12,800 Speaker 1: Comedy Festival. Maybe it was the last year of wild 1270 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,600 Speaker 1: West that I did. Yeah, They're like, we can't, we 1271 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,640 Speaker 1: can't call it the wild wild West because that's not 1272 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:19,320 Speaker 1: that's the nashville's' is not that like cowboy boots and 1273 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:23,080 Speaker 1: like like hats, Like that's not Nashville. These people are 1274 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,800 Speaker 1: very trendy and very right Naville. The two places that 1275 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:31,600 Speaker 1: I've lived last are they are penalized by what people 1276 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,680 Speaker 1: feel they are, not by what they are, meaning Nashville 1277 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:37,120 Speaker 1: in Austin, Texas. There are no cowboys in Austin. And 1278 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,760 Speaker 1: they go into Austin and it's like yeehaw, yeah you 1279 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,080 Speaker 1: know we don't, Oh there's none of that here. Yeah. 1280 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,040 Speaker 1: You may be like yeah, there's not not in Austin 1281 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,280 Speaker 1: for sure. Did you hear the clip of the comedian 1282 01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,320 Speaker 1: that got beat up by the audience guy last night 1283 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,720 Speaker 1: or night before? Or you're gonna laugh? It's it's not fun. 1284 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:56,360 Speaker 1: It's not fun. It's not I mean because they these 1285 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,800 Speaker 1: are always my favorite, but this made me feel uncomfortable. 1286 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,240 Speaker 1: And I was talking about this on my show. You 1287 01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,120 Speaker 1: can hear it, we'll play it. But Amy was like, 1288 01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:04,400 Speaker 1: this happened to you, and I was like, not playing. 1289 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,760 Speaker 1: I play in theaters, but they can't get to me. 1290 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,640 Speaker 1: Like the nineties of you old usher will stop you 1291 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,560 Speaker 1: before that. Somebody, here's the guy. Here we go. This 1292 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,480 Speaker 1: is a clip hit it. I do know who you are, 1293 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:29,360 Speaker 1: so stop talking. Sound serious? He said, I do know 1294 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,320 Speaker 1: who you are, so stop talking. The AUNTIESCE member then 1295 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,440 Speaker 1: jumped out of his chair and attacked him, knocked him 1296 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:38,080 Speaker 1: on dates punched him. Who is the comedian? Yeah, his 1297 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:44,680 Speaker 1: name is pill Crow during pill a capital pill crown 1298 01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,560 Speaker 1: is his name. I don't know who that is. But 1299 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,880 Speaker 1: the attacker was being shoved out the front door. He 1300 01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,760 Speaker 1: broke a window that cost five hundred bucks to a play. 1301 01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,320 Speaker 1: Heard the window. I heard that, and the white girl 1302 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,480 Speaker 1: screaming the guy who was injured. UM, so far they 1303 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,600 Speaker 1: have a press charges, but that sucks. That could easily 1304 01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:02,360 Speaker 1: been a knife. You could have been anything. It's it's 1305 01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,320 Speaker 1: funny because like when you go to like a like 1306 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,360 Speaker 1: when you if you do the Ryman, you come out 1307 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:10,320 Speaker 1: from backstage, you perform in front of security, and you 1308 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,720 Speaker 1: return to backstage. When you're you're you're a comedy club 1309 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,800 Speaker 1: or open mic, you come up from the crowd and 1310 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,800 Speaker 1: then return to the crowd that you just if you 1311 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:25,200 Speaker 1: made fun of somebody, like you're walking back literally past him. 1312 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,120 Speaker 1: But it's like, I don't I mean that that. I 1313 01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:31,440 Speaker 1: got no problem with any of that. If you this 1314 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,120 Speaker 1: is if you say something that is offensive to someone, 1315 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:40,280 Speaker 1: then they feel the need to defend. I'm good with that. 1316 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,880 Speaker 1: How are you putting? I won't say hecklers. I don't 1317 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,240 Speaker 1: find myself getting hecklers. It's not gonnak at yellers yea 1318 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:49,120 Speaker 1: mostly encouraging yellows, but it still is terrible for spoken word. 1319 01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:52,240 Speaker 1: But they think it's like, yeah, it's not. You're not helping. 1320 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,720 Speaker 1: How do you how do you handle a loving heckel? 1321 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,400 Speaker 1: You just gotta make sure I've always said you gotta 1322 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,960 Speaker 1: make sure the out is on your side. So if 1323 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:05,120 Speaker 1: like there's for example, lady the other day was like 1324 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:09,160 Speaker 1: just scream like like laughing way too much and being 1325 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,600 Speaker 1: too much in the show. I could tell that everyone 1326 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,240 Speaker 1: around her in her kind of area was like getting 1327 01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:18,720 Speaker 1: annoyed by her. So she kept it and I was like, hey, lady, 1328 01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:22,840 Speaker 1: shut up, and everybody lost it and laughed, like in essence, 1329 01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:26,280 Speaker 1: like thank you, we have been feeling this for the 1330 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:29,080 Speaker 1: last ten minutes. Thank you for addressing it because we 1331 01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:31,120 Speaker 1: can't because they were frustrating they couldn't hear the show, 1332 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,240 Speaker 1: and they paid a lot of money to be there, 1333 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,320 Speaker 1: and it's like, but if you got like a bachelorette, 1334 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:37,960 Speaker 1: it's just like we love you, Bobby, and you're like, 1335 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:42,240 Speaker 1: I you you freaking And then they're like, whoa, They're 1336 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,480 Speaker 1: gonna side with her, right because you're like that you 1337 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:48,120 Speaker 1: she didn't, we're not mad at her, And now we're 1338 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,200 Speaker 1: mad at you because you like, if they come out 1339 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:51,560 Speaker 1: with you with a knife, you gotta come back with 1340 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,560 Speaker 1: a knife. You can't come back with an atomic bomb 1341 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,480 Speaker 1: because they neveryone's like whoa too much, So like if that, 1342 01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,520 Speaker 1: if that, if he said it's are you I don't 1343 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:04,040 Speaker 1: think you're funny? He's this is comedy. We are allowed 1344 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:06,960 Speaker 1: to say whatever we want. He is allowed to say 1345 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,760 Speaker 1: that now it's been encouraged because of YouTube and like 1346 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,800 Speaker 1: the Internet that people want to be like that. Now 1347 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:15,920 Speaker 1: that's everywhere, and he knows that. So people like to 1348 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:18,480 Speaker 1: yell out. There's comics that are like to make a 1349 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:23,400 Speaker 1: living on that, like just acting like these Hecklers are 1350 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:26,160 Speaker 1: like and then they like comic destroys Heckler, like, come on, 1351 01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,760 Speaker 1: you just had like a pretty civil conversation and they laugh. 1352 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:32,160 Speaker 1: But have you've seen those like comic destroys Heckler and 1353 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,560 Speaker 1: you watch it like yeah, and not really though, not really. 1354 01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,680 Speaker 1: But people live. They everybody knows everything's gonna be on 1355 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,360 Speaker 1: the internet. But if you go to zanties, they don't 1356 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,880 Speaker 1: they lock up the cell phones, you know they do 1357 01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:44,240 Speaker 1: all the time, all the time. Yeah, good, yeah they should. Yeah, 1358 01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,760 Speaker 1: I'll be concerned sometimes I'll be like, please don't record 1359 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:48,320 Speaker 1: this because I'm trying to make this funny. It's gonna 1360 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,960 Speaker 1: it's not gonna be as funny. Not ready yet. It's 1361 01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,280 Speaker 1: not ready yet yet. Most people are pretty good at it, 1362 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,280 Speaker 1: and that's what comics get in trouble is because they 1363 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:57,560 Speaker 1: like they if a bid is wildly offensive across the line, 1364 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:01,920 Speaker 1: if it's hilarious, they'll at you. It has to be 1365 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,760 Speaker 1: like it's a joke about like Chris rock At the 1366 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:07,919 Speaker 1: joke about the the Freedom Tower, and you heard that joke. 1367 01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,280 Speaker 1: He's like, you better put some mandatory stuff in there, 1368 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,000 Speaker 1: like you better put a d M V or like 1369 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,120 Speaker 1: a post office there, like a sunglass hut in there. 1370 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,320 Speaker 1: I ain't going in there. He didn't say he's doing it. 1371 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,600 Speaker 1: Doesn't better than I'd be like, man, that is terrible, 1372 01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:24,080 Speaker 1: but also it's pretty funny. It's pretty like it. But 1373 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,600 Speaker 1: but the first time you ever told that joke, it 1374 01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,720 Speaker 1: was probably a little clunky. He didn't know the words, 1375 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,560 Speaker 1: and it probably would come off as very offensive if 1376 01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,080 Speaker 1: that showed up on the internet. But you're like, once 1377 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:37,880 Speaker 1: it's done, it's gonna be great. But it's hard. Sometimes 1378 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,880 Speaker 1: you worked at Chick fil a? Did Yeah, I got 1379 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:45,080 Speaker 1: fired four I tried. I was like fifteen, So first 1380 01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:46,800 Speaker 1: of all, I can preface it, but I got I 1381 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:50,160 Speaker 1: stirred the lemonade with my hand because I couldn't find 1382 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:51,960 Speaker 1: they do it like Big five gallon things and I 1383 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,320 Speaker 1: put the lemon juice in the sugar in the water 1384 01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,080 Speaker 1: in there, and there was like, we need refills. Now 1385 01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,600 Speaker 1: there's people waiting at the counter, and I was like 1386 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,480 Speaker 1: I couldn't find this. Start just like roll my sleeve 1387 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:03,080 Speaker 1: up and like stirred it. Who Then manager came around 1388 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,640 Speaker 1: the corner. You can't do that. Apparently this is not 1389 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:07,800 Speaker 1: in handbook. I mean what it's not in there anywhere. 1390 01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:11,439 Speaker 1: But he had one of two ways to go. What 1391 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:13,920 Speaker 1: I mean, you could not have stirted if you couldn't 1392 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,840 Speaker 1: find the spoon. But yeah, and you would have got 1393 01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,840 Speaker 1: in trouble. But it's a needs big. It can't be 1394 01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:20,200 Speaker 1: any spoon and suppould be a big like one of 1395 01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,120 Speaker 1: those that you're gonna puts on the wall. Yea, like 1396 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,600 Speaker 1: one of the spankings. Yeah, yeh yeah, yeah, nothing I 1397 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,960 Speaker 1: could do with that. You how did you start? You 1398 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:30,480 Speaker 1: do MIC's open mics? Yeah? Yeah, I started in Atlanta, Georgia. 1399 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,040 Speaker 1: Where's your first open mic? You remember laughing skull Lounge? 1400 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,000 Speaker 1: And how long did you go up? And do you 1401 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:37,520 Speaker 1: remember any remember a joke from the first I remember 1402 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,160 Speaker 1: all of them. Okay, give me, give me what you 1403 01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,360 Speaker 1: let with two minutes. I did two minutes. That was 1404 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:48,000 Speaker 1: what you start with. I said, uh oh, fan, all right, 1405 01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,120 Speaker 1: so I go it's it was in the summer. It's 1406 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,439 Speaker 1: like in July, I got my skin gets really dark 1407 01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:53,880 Speaker 1: in the summer. A lot of times people ask me 1408 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:57,040 Speaker 1: what national reality I am. The easiest way to describe 1409 01:07:57,080 --> 01:08:01,520 Speaker 1: it is I'm not white, and more like wheat, No, 1410 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,640 Speaker 1: it wasn't. That was more laughter, that's funny. They were 1411 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:07,360 Speaker 1: like wait and then it was like no laughter. And 1412 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,720 Speaker 1: then I was like, well, my okay, my dad's white, 1413 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:12,960 Speaker 1: my mom's nine grain, which is like they were like 1414 01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:15,200 Speaker 1: to get out of here. I think if you told 1415 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,840 Speaker 1: that joke now, people would laugh probably now. And then 1416 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,640 Speaker 1: I said, I was like a I saw a guy 1417 01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:22,479 Speaker 1: walking out of Costco with like a a pallet of 1418 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:26,040 Speaker 1: two pallets of rice in four cases of D batteries, 1419 01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:29,320 Speaker 1: and I was like, what does he know? It's like 1420 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:33,000 Speaker 1: it's something catastrophic is gonna happen. Now you don't have 1421 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,439 Speaker 1: to explain it. But I but most people don't get 1422 01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:38,320 Speaker 1: that joke. And they were like what. But I was like, 1423 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:41,720 Speaker 1: somebody said you were destined for a career if you 1424 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,680 Speaker 1: did it and you failed miserably at it, and you 1425 01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:47,120 Speaker 1: wanted to do it again and you had the bug. 1426 01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:48,760 Speaker 1: As soon as I got off stage, was like, oh, 1427 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,720 Speaker 1: I want to do that. I have bombed? How old? 1428 01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:53,920 Speaker 1: And it was horrible And I was like, oh, I 1429 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:55,519 Speaker 1: don't know, I got it now I want to do 1430 01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:57,680 Speaker 1: it again, versus like some people do it and then 1431 01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,200 Speaker 1: I never want to do that again. It was horrible. 1432 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:02,000 Speaker 1: I know where to experien and said again, and I'll 1433 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,519 Speaker 1: I had a job at the time. I worked in 1434 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:07,479 Speaker 1: the sports marketing company. I was moderately successful. I was like, 1435 01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:08,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that for the rest of my life. 1436 01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,080 Speaker 1: And now are you making more money touring or doing 1437 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:21,080 Speaker 1: content online? Or they close? Not close at all? Touring 1438 01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:27,839 Speaker 1: okay times the hundred, but but the the stuff online 1439 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:31,759 Speaker 1: fills up the live shows, So meaning do you play 1440 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:34,120 Speaker 1: stuff from one line or no? But that's why people 1441 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:36,559 Speaker 1: know of me. Yeah, they're like, how we know that 1442 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,360 Speaker 1: oh from the oh that guy from the football coach video. Yeah, 1443 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,320 Speaker 1: we'll go see him, but they don't know. No one 1444 01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:46,040 Speaker 1: knows my stand up until February or until yeah, when 1445 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:49,720 Speaker 1: Netflix comes out, it's gonna be that's it's gonna be big. 1446 01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:53,080 Speaker 1: Honor man, it's a big honor. Yeah, I wonder if 1447 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:55,120 Speaker 1: you're your guarantees a go up? Do you get do 1448 01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:57,880 Speaker 1: you get guarantees? Yeah? Okay, yeah, I want to be 1449 01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:59,800 Speaker 1: assuming here. Yeah, one of these things, we should we 1450 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:02,120 Speaker 1: do them together. I don't think so you're way You're 1451 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:03,680 Speaker 1: much funy don't have the last thing, and this is 1452 01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:05,120 Speaker 1: how the radio thing, and I was like, we should 1453 01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,720 Speaker 1: do the podcast much You're much funnier um than I am. 1454 01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,559 Speaker 1: And I don't have a problem with that. And I'd 1455 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:10,960 Speaker 1: come out and not before you yet. I could probably 1456 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,759 Speaker 1: draw I could probably draw some people in for you. 1457 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:15,360 Speaker 1: You want to come to Zany's. I don't do clubs. 1458 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:17,800 Speaker 1: Come on, dude, I can't. You've never been there. Why not? 1459 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:21,000 Speaker 1: Because I'm not clubs a room. I can do big 1460 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:24,519 Speaker 1: rooms of my people. Listen, I'll do in Chicago. I'll 1461 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,880 Speaker 1: do two thousand people, right, yeah, yeah, you're people, Yeah, 1462 01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:30,519 Speaker 1: two thousands of my people. But like, but comics were like, 1463 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:32,519 Speaker 1: I'm not as good as you want. Yeah, but listen, 1464 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:36,760 Speaker 1: comics would like a comics comic. I would like look 1465 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:40,240 Speaker 1: down on you for that. But every comic is trying 1466 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,720 Speaker 1: to go to Chicago and sell two thousand tickets, So 1467 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:46,320 Speaker 1: like you're hating on something that I don't think people 1468 01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:49,400 Speaker 1: hate on you, but like you're but they can. I 1469 01:10:49,439 --> 01:10:51,360 Speaker 1: have no problem with that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1470 01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,680 Speaker 1: You shouldn't because they want to. They are like you 1471 01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:57,280 Speaker 1: might be the best club comic ever, but you go 1472 01:10:57,479 --> 01:10:58,920 Speaker 1: you can't. You go on the road and you can't 1473 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:03,160 Speaker 1: sell dirty tickets. So I mean Zany's is full of 1474 01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:06,480 Speaker 1: like people that are selling their own like the Instagram 1475 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:10,000 Speaker 1: and like YouTube comics full of it because they can't. 1476 01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:13,320 Speaker 1: They the the club can the club can fill the 1477 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,519 Speaker 1: room up on a Monday. I like sold it out 1478 01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:18,000 Speaker 1: on Monday, and they're like, we're not doing anything on Monday. 1479 01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:20,680 Speaker 1: If you can fill this place with your people, we 1480 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:22,839 Speaker 1: don't care if you There's a kid that the YouTuber 1481 01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:26,120 Speaker 1: that opens presents that's what he does, and he does 1482 01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:28,840 Speaker 1: it live. That's this whole show. And it's like people 1483 01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,439 Speaker 1: are like crying. Kids are like crying. He does a 1484 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:34,240 Speaker 1: live show of that. That's awesome. I know you should 1485 01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:37,240 Speaker 1: be like I can't believe that. But then you're like, well, respect. Respect, 1486 01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:39,800 Speaker 1: that's what that's your game. That's if you can make 1487 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:43,559 Speaker 1: anyone go. I will not only forfeit my time, but 1488 01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:47,200 Speaker 1: my money. Yeah. Good for you. Yeah, you're gonna get 1489 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:50,560 Speaker 1: somebody to get to spend their paycheck to come see you. 1490 01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:53,880 Speaker 1: You win. Right When I was talking to Nikki, I 1491 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:57,400 Speaker 1: have guilt a whole life skill, right yeah, And I 1492 01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:00,559 Speaker 1: was like, I'm doing something successful you shouldn't. And I 1493 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,840 Speaker 1: would be like, because she's just now started the playing 1494 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:06,639 Speaker 1: theaters and and you're like, oh, welcome to this, welcome 1495 01:12:06,680 --> 01:12:08,200 Speaker 1: to the grow. I would be like, I'm embarrassed I've 1496 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,479 Speaker 1: been talking about it with you because she's like, I 1497 01:12:10,479 --> 01:12:12,360 Speaker 1: can't believe I just sold you, like I sold that 1498 01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:15,800 Speaker 1: thing out to why But I don't do that. I don't. 1499 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:19,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, I would feel guilty talking about my shows 1500 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,720 Speaker 1: because she's way better than I am. But I'm doing 1501 01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:27,720 Speaker 1: rooms that are substantially tickets are higher and bigger. And 1502 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,840 Speaker 1: I would say, hey, listen, I'm a little embarrassed because 1503 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:32,400 Speaker 1: you're And she'd be like, why why would you be embarrassed. 1504 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:35,320 Speaker 1: She's like, you're obviously doing something people like you that's 1505 01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,320 Speaker 1: making people come because okay, so what you're not as 1506 01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,760 Speaker 1: good as stand up like you're doing something, but you're 1507 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:42,559 Speaker 1: like I didn't. I never. I'm not trying to be 1508 01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:44,920 Speaker 1: compared to Stay. Yeah, you're not trying to be like 1509 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,120 Speaker 1: I'm hey like you're I'm assuming your Instagram is not 1510 01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:56,320 Speaker 1: like biblone stand up comedian, um, stand up fair, fair fair. 1511 01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:58,439 Speaker 1: That's why all the d m s slide in with 1512 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,400 Speaker 1: That's what the magic you's living with that? Yeah, it 1513 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:03,559 Speaker 1: was like Burner account like it's me and the two 1514 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:07,600 Speaker 1: hand emoji it's me. They love that. Yeah, all right, 1515 01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,559 Speaker 1: let's let's do a promo here. Let's do it. If 1516 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:11,240 Speaker 1: people want to come and watch you. What is your website? 1517 01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:13,839 Speaker 1: They can go change? Oh man uh John Chris Comedy 1518 01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:17,240 Speaker 1: dot com c r I s T almost like christ almost. Yeah. 1519 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,600 Speaker 1: I got a joke about that on the show in 1520 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,920 Speaker 1: an old show with the current show with the old show. Okay, 1521 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,280 Speaker 1: you can spoil it them right, all right? Yeah, I 1522 01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:25,680 Speaker 1: guess well, the clothes the closer. Oh, what's up to you? 1523 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:29,040 Speaker 1: Are you still using it? No? Okay? Hit me? All right, 1524 01:13:29,080 --> 01:13:33,120 Speaker 1: So say my last name was people mispronounce it like 1525 01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:34,439 Speaker 1: when we were kids, and I was always like a 1526 01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:36,720 Speaker 1: funny kid growing up, and people would like telemarketers to 1527 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,720 Speaker 1: call the house. They're beas Mr christ there, I'll be like, no, 1528 01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:43,160 Speaker 1: he's gone, and neither like where's he at? I was like, 1529 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. He left like two thousand years ago. 1530 01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:46,920 Speaker 1: And then you're like, when's it going to be back? 1531 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:48,519 Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know. He told us to 1532 01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:55,000 Speaker 1: be ready at any Second's stupid. You don't like that show. 1533 01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:58,639 Speaker 1: I was really feeling that, really was feeling the weed 1534 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:01,200 Speaker 1: one of literally no one has ever liked the wheat. 1535 01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:03,519 Speaker 1: I really was feeling the wheat joke. I think if 1536 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:06,400 Speaker 1: you did it now, just for me, just for me 1537 01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:08,680 Speaker 1: and a show coming up, and just send me the 1538 01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:10,559 Speaker 1: audio because I'd love to come out of podcast. We 1539 01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:11,760 Speaker 1: do a whole pre roll. I do you want me 1540 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,600 Speaker 1: to say it is like this joke failed? No, no, 1541 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,559 Speaker 1: just just do it if you feel like you can do. 1542 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,439 Speaker 1: I'm telling you do it on Monday. You'll get a 1543 01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:20,880 Speaker 1: pop and just yeah, but sell it, like, don't go 1544 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:23,320 Speaker 1: up and try to prove me wrong. Just be like, 1545 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:25,320 Speaker 1: just tell your joke like you were telling it now. 1546 01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,080 Speaker 1: That's going to get a laugh. All right, When when 1547 01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,040 Speaker 1: does this come out today? We'll put it up today 1548 01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:31,280 Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah, okay, so all we don't I don't 1549 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,360 Speaker 1: edit this all right, So I'll be like to do it. 1550 01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:36,400 Speaker 1: We'll do it. I'll make an Instagram story of me. 1551 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,559 Speaker 1: I was like, listen to the podcast and then I'll 1552 01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:41,040 Speaker 1: do it on our co out film it and I 1553 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:45,680 Speaker 1: cannot wait. Wat You probably to stop the show and 1554 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:48,040 Speaker 1: we'll be laughing for all right, all right, what we 1555 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:52,280 Speaker 1: gotta what happens if it bombs, then we'll go I 1556 01:14:52,439 --> 01:14:54,200 Speaker 1: was wrong? All right? How were we going to know? 1557 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,080 Speaker 1: If it were? You just know there will be there 1558 01:14:57,080 --> 01:14:59,040 Speaker 1: will be good laughing. I'm already nervous, but the show, 1559 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,280 Speaker 1: but I'm go. But you have to do that, you 1560 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,400 Speaker 1: have to really sell it. Yeah, Mike, let's cut this up. 1561 01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna plays on the radio shoot too, and I'll 1562 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,599 Speaker 1: put it on there. Yeah and so and we'll put 1563 01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:12,519 Speaker 1: it on the radio show too. And but I could 1564 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,080 Speaker 1: it is summer, so I could be like, I just 1565 01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:16,240 Speaker 1: got a tan. You don't need to do all that. 1566 01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,479 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I just gotta go into it, all right, 1567 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,320 Speaker 1: So where where am I? You know, what would be 1568 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:24,519 Speaker 1: funny doesn't be funny too? Yeah, I'm here with your permission. 1569 01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:27,680 Speaker 1: Let me do the exact same joke on Friday. Oh yes, 1570 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,639 Speaker 1: and see who can get the biggest was a great idea. 1571 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:34,880 Speaker 1: Your skin is not that dark, but do so say 1572 01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:36,840 Speaker 1: the joke again? Though, all right, you say you can 1573 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:40,639 Speaker 1: set it up, and I say, uh, my skin gets 1574 01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,880 Speaker 1: pretty dark in the summer. People used to ask me. 1575 01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:47,240 Speaker 1: People would always ask me what nationality or what race 1576 01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:50,400 Speaker 1: I am. I'd say the easiest, subscribe it because my 1577 01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:54,640 Speaker 1: dad's white, my mom's wheat. It may not work for 1578 01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:56,000 Speaker 1: me because I'm a little wider. I don't have the 1579 01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:58,040 Speaker 1: same I mean, I'd still do the joke for the 1580 01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:01,000 Speaker 1: sake of just being funny and then say, well, because 1581 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,519 Speaker 1: you do, you are a dark featured guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1582 01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:07,160 Speaker 1: well my dad's wipe my and like, my what was it? 1583 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,559 Speaker 1: I forgot the tag some about nine nine? Yeah, well 1584 01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:14,600 Speaker 1: it's nine great. Yeah, hit it hard, all right that 1585 01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:16,720 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna come with full tiptoe into it. No, 1586 01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:18,960 Speaker 1: I gotta come strong, I gotta come to this. I can't. 1587 01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:20,280 Speaker 1: I would love to have done it, but I can't 1588 01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:21,759 Speaker 1: pull it off. They're gonna be like, you're the dopeious 1589 01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,840 Speaker 1: white dude. Ever, there's nothing about no just say that, 1590 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,519 Speaker 1: you say. Last I was out at the pool and 1591 01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,439 Speaker 1: I had a little bit of my skin was a 1592 01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:32,160 Speaker 1: little darker, like last month or something like that. I 1593 01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:33,760 Speaker 1: just got back from the beach. It's almost like, hey, 1594 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:37,240 Speaker 1: what nationality are you? Yes, then I can hear why 1595 01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:38,800 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm wheat, dude. I'll get it. I 1596 01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:40,320 Speaker 1: get it, I get it. Oh yeah, I'm not white, 1597 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,080 Speaker 1: and more like wheat, I'm not I'm not white, more 1598 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,840 Speaker 1: like wheat. Yeah, my dad's white, my mom's not great. 1599 01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:48,280 Speaker 1: All right, all right, I gotta all right, but it's 1600 01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,280 Speaker 1: not a companies. You're gonna win. You're funny. It's your joke. 1601 01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:52,679 Speaker 1: But I will do it just for the sake of sport. 1602 01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:55,600 Speaker 1: You gotta put this up and then I'll send you 1603 01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:58,840 Speaker 1: the video and you just gather all content and make 1604 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,200 Speaker 1: something going on. Yeah, into this, I'm into this. All right, 1605 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,559 Speaker 1: sounds good. I'm good to talk to you, man, Like 1606 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:06,240 Speaker 1: I enjoyed talking with you. You're super funny. Now we 1607 01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:08,200 Speaker 1: know each other. Yeah, and you can in to the show. 1608 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,519 Speaker 1: And we were like, hey did the podcast? Did the podcast? 1609 01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,720 Speaker 1: Way to get to go through like nine of your agents? Yeah? 1610 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:15,120 Speaker 1: I kept doing like I kept seeing social media stuff 1611 01:17:15,439 --> 01:17:17,400 Speaker 1: like hey what about the butt? Was like oh yeah, yeah, 1612 01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:19,800 Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta get that done. We gotta do that. 1613 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,479 Speaker 1: And I live like ten minutes from here. But again 1614 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,800 Speaker 1: we kept getting knows from you, not from me, Yeah, 1615 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:29,840 Speaker 1: from somebody, Yeah, like do they not know? Yeah? Mike 1616 01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:35,040 Speaker 1: D who's gets confused for the boss? Oh yeah yeah, 1617 01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:40,519 Speaker 1: Abano Fabiano Yeah yeah yeah. We gotta make sure he 1618 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,920 Speaker 1: hears this for sure. All right? Um follow up John B. 1619 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,599 Speaker 1: Christ on Instagram. I go see him. It's a John 1620 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:50,479 Speaker 1: Chris Comedy dot com. Yeah yeah, um, all right, that's it. Mike, 1621 01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:54,120 Speaker 1: this this over hour, huh yeah, alright, all right, thank you, 1622 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,400 Speaker 1: good see John out