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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, anything you want. Because everybody

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Speaker 1: stays anonymous, we don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know it's you. So text in four one

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Speaker 1: o six one if you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: and we don't even ask what your name is. That's

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Speaker 1: why everybody that calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: So on the phone right now, the other white meat, Pork,

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Speaker 1: Oh Pork, is on the phone to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. What's up, Pork? Everyone on Pork. You've

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Speaker 1: been neglected your whole life, haven't you, Pork? I have,

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Speaker 1: I have? How do you know? Well, Pork, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you've got a lot of secrets, but there's one you

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Speaker 1: want to tell us today. Yeah, it's been one that

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Speaker 1: I've been holding onto for a number of years now.

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Speaker 1: I've got a great son. He's about ten years old

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Speaker 1: right now, and I'm ashamed to say he has a

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Speaker 1: pretty sizable car on his butt on the left cheek.

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Speaker 1: You're ashamed of the scar? That is not nice? Well,

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Speaker 1: I am in no way ash him to my son.

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Speaker 1: He's to be a great untle kid. But I'm ashamed

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Speaker 1: to say that for the last few years, my wife

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Speaker 1: believed that he got the scar because he fell down.

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Speaker 1: In reality, he got the scar because of me. And

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Speaker 1: so your your wife thinks that your son got hurt

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Speaker 1: in a different way. So you didn't tell me the truth. Yes,

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Speaker 1: whenever he was probably I want to say about a

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Speaker 1: year year and a half old, we were going on

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Speaker 1: a camping trip. There were a couple other parents there

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Speaker 1: and having a great time. My wife went to bed

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Speaker 1: a little bit early. I stayed up with the guys

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Speaker 1: and I was having a few uh the adult beverages

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Speaker 1: and adult beverages, yeah what are though? Oh shush, so

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Speaker 1: that like with alcohol in him, they are uh and

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Speaker 1: my most alcohol beverages makes you have to pee. So

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Speaker 1: I used to go and pee. I was gonna put

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Speaker 1: my beer down, and I was obviously holding my son,

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Speaker 1: and they were kind of giving me a bit of

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Speaker 1: a hard time and whether or not I could actually pee,

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Speaker 1: hold my beer and my son all at the same time. Um,

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Speaker 1: with a little liquid courage, I thought I could. Uh,

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Speaker 1: long story short, I ended up I did not drop

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Speaker 1: my son. I dropped my beer and I bumped into

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Speaker 1: a tree and that's how he ended up getting the

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Speaker 1: cut on his butt cheek. Wait, what he didn't You

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Speaker 1: didn't drop him, but he has a cut on his

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Speaker 1: butt tree bumped into the tree. I left him the

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Speaker 1: balance a little bit. Um, he's screaming, crying. Where was

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Speaker 1: your wife? She was asleep and she didn't wake up

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Speaker 1: from a screaming kid. She had had a few adult

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Speaker 1: beverages as well, was down for the count. This is why,

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Speaker 1: this is why dudes shouldn't be in charge of kids

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Speaker 1: all the time, because they'll get drunk together and then

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Speaker 1: eventually we like, I bet you can't like hold a

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Speaker 1: baby in skydiver dude, and you're like, watch this right now?

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Speaker 1: So then you why still doesn't know? No? Um? The

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Speaker 1: next morning she saw the star, you know, the recent cut,

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Speaker 1: and um, I just told him that he'd kind of

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Speaker 1: fallen down and she believed that. So, yeah, my son

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Speaker 1: has a permanent reminder of how dumb his dad can

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Speaker 1: be whenever he's had a couple of beers. I think

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Speaker 1: we're ignoring the worst part of this whole story. You know,

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Speaker 1: what's that you dropped your bed. I did. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would happily drop a thousand beers if I could

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Speaker 1: make sure I'm I'm keeping him up right. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little cigarette park. Thank

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Speaker 1: you guys. Did Jubil show on to me? End