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Speaker 1: Another twenty point five. Hello, is Tyler's in there? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is him Tyler. My name is Silk and I'm

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Speaker 1: from RIP. I'm sorry, what is this Silk from RIP Salon?

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Speaker 1: You wait? Your name is actually Silk, Yes it is,

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Speaker 1: and I'm from RIP Salon? Where salon? We're a hair

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Speaker 1: removal salon and your girlfriend send us an email about you? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? I mean? Congratulations? You are our

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Speaker 1: brand new mister Manscape. Everybody makes some noise for mister Manscape. Yay,

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Speaker 1: congratulation and who is there? What are you? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? That was everybody in the salon cheering

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Speaker 1: for you, mister Manscape. Look, I don't I don't understand

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about, mister Mansk. What is that? Like

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Speaker 1: I told you before, your girlfriend emailed us to tell

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Speaker 1: us how hair you were. We selected her story talking

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Speaker 1: about how harry I am. What are you talking about

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Speaker 1: submitting your photo to receive five hundred dollars worth of

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Speaker 1: Freeman Escaping. You've got to be kidding me. That's there's

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Speaker 1: no way that that's true. There's no way that she

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Speaker 1: did that. Okay, are you going to argue with me

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Speaker 1: that you're not a Harry individual. Well, I'm not like

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't win a contest. I mean, I'm like normally,

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Speaker 1: like like a man who is normally Harry. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: I feel like this is a negative for you? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean when your girlfriend sort of

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Speaker 1: goes behind your back in a passive aggressive way to

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Speaker 1: tell you something about you that she doesn't like, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of a negative. The other mister manscapes have been honored.

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Speaker 1: So you want to just hear me out on what

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Speaker 1: we can do for you and see if you're interested.

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Speaker 1: So what I mean what it's like massages and stuff,

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Speaker 1: not necessarily, but what are you what are we talking about?

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Speaker 1: We are going to landscape the hair in your most

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Speaker 1: intimate areas. Okay, it's perfectly natural. And when you get

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Speaker 1: like a lot of business, like a lot of guys,

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Speaker 1: come and have this done. Oh and when you're done,

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Speaker 1: you're going to feel like a million bucks. I want

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Speaker 1: to feel like a ten year old girl. Do you

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Speaker 1: have a favorite shape that you want your hair? And sir,

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Speaker 1: what do you what do you mean a shape? Well,

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Speaker 1: we could do like a circle or you know, the

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Speaker 1: landing trip or a swan. We could make a swan.

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Speaker 1: We've done that before, did you say a swan? Think

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Speaker 1: about a swan? All right, there, big fluffy body and

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Speaker 1: then they're long necks. If you can kind of visualize

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Speaker 1: how the hair in this conversation with you, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know you. I don't want to talk about this

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Speaker 1: with you. If I'm giving you the visual correct sir?

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Speaker 1: Are you yes, you're painting, you're painting a very clear picture.

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Speaker 1: But look, I don't want my mam parts like grooms,

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Speaker 1: like some kind of bird. Just a halo? Then should

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Speaker 1: we go with a halo? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: We think about it, you're most want to think about it.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: think about what you're asking me to think about your

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Speaker 1: most private area. I know that's the that's the whole

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Speaker 1: point is I don't want you talking about my most

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Speaker 1: private area. I get what you're going for, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not interested in having that conversation with a stranger. A

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Speaker 1: little angel and you can put with a halo on

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Speaker 1: where you can take think about all the puns you

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Speaker 1: could use for your girlfriend. I can take you to

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Speaker 1: heaven things like that. No, no, no no, no, I don't want.

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Speaker 1: I don't want like a steam park down there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: like you said you want to the theme park. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. That's what I'm saying. I'm just a normal person.

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Speaker 1: Because I was gonna say we could do some sort

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Speaker 1: of a Ferris wheel type thing in it. I don't.

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Speaker 1: We could. We could call it a Harris wheel, get it. No, don't.

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Speaker 1: Why would you? Or more like a hairless wheel because

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Speaker 1: we take the hardy. Will you stop talking to me

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Speaker 1: about this? You know what, I'm gonna hang up? Why

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Speaker 1: are you laughing at me? Because this is actually Jewbil

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend Tanya set you up? Are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. She says that she like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm having a heart attack over here. She says, she

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Speaker 1: messes with you all the time for being Harry. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna you know what she's gonna She's

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Speaker 1: got something coming to it. I'm telling you. Yeah, mister

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Speaker 1: Manscape is in the house tonight. Leave me alone. Week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with tuple funk taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Fling ninety two point five