Speaker 1: Hello, you're fired up.
Speaker 2: I'm fine, man, dude, I am Yes, I'm gonna say you.
Speaker 1: I want to do my check. We're in a new studio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we are in a new studio. And I was
Speaker 2: about to lose my marbles. I thought we were about
Speaker 2: to have a interaction with old Zach because he's at
Speaker 2: the Lona. Yes, we still haven't heard about his Barcelona trip.
Speaker 2: We haven't had him on in a while. I don't
Speaker 2: know where he's been, but I do know that he
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I need the studio for like twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: and we come in here after twenty minutes and he's
Speaker 2: on a zoom call. What do people not understand about?
Speaker 2: You can take a zoom call from any room in
Speaker 2: the building, Preach. You don't have to sit in a
Speaker 2: studio where people do their radio shows, where people do
Speaker 2: their podcasts, where people record their commercials. You don't have
Speaker 2: to sit on a zoom call in that room, Preach.
Speaker 2: There are conference rooms that are made for you to
Speaker 2: go in there, close the door, and have it all
Speaker 2: to yourself. Studios are not for conference calls. It's that simple.
Speaker 2: So when I look in the window and I'm about
Speaker 2: to walk in and he holds up the phone and
Speaker 2: shows me, Oh, sorry, I'm on a zoom. I thought
Speaker 2: I was gonna lose my marbles. And I walk down
Speaker 2: the hall because I've had some run ins with some
Speaker 2: people this week.
Speaker 1: Preach.
Speaker 2: Everybody seems to hate me. It seems like the world
Speaker 2: does not like me. It seems like I rub people
Speaker 2: the wrong way. As Jeremy Griffith posted on the Facebook page,
Speaker 2: Lunchbox just seems to piss people off.
Speaker 1: Great post. Accurate, very accurate.
Speaker 2: So I was like, you know what, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: try to piss anybody off today. I'm just gonna walk
Speaker 2: down the hall. I'm gonna bite my tongue, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be frustrated internally, preach, and then I'm just gonna breathe
Speaker 2: count to ten, do ten deep breaths.
Speaker 1: Amy taught you that. No.
Speaker 2: I try to teach it to my kid, baby Box,
Speaker 2: because he gets kind of angry and he gets upset
Speaker 2: and he has he doesn't want to call him, I
Speaker 2: can't calm down, and I'm like, let's count, let's do
Speaker 2: ten breasts.
Speaker 1: You got your daddy's rage.
Speaker 2: He does have my rage, and he knows how to
Speaker 2: throw a fit like his dad knows how to throw
Speaker 2: a fit, and so I said okay. And so I
Speaker 2: just went in and talked to Scuba and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're already done with sore losers. No, we haven't even started.
Speaker 2: And I was about to get on my vining. I
Speaker 2: was about to get my rage out when I hear
Speaker 2: from down the hall all right, hey guys, hey, you're good.
Speaker 2: I'll go in a different studio.
Speaker 1: And he said, quote unquote, studio's done. It's all good
Speaker 1: for you. Get guys, sweeties.
Speaker 2: And I said thank you, and he goes, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: just go in here. Thank you for realizing your blunder.
Speaker 2: Thank you for realizing your mistake. Thank you for realizing
Speaker 2: you were taking up a perfectly good studio for a
Speaker 2: conference call via zoom that could be taken anywhere.
Speaker 1: But that's not not to be. Zach is a good dude. No,
Speaker 1: he's a great He's a great dude. He is a
Speaker 1: great dude. And he actually could have been a d
Speaker 1: he could have not He was not either the competition
Speaker 1: and he was not a d.
Speaker 2: No, he was not a diva at all.
Speaker 1: But was there an executive one time that took a
Speaker 1: personal phone call in a podcast room for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Uh, that is confirmed.
Speaker 1: If you are not recording, you don't need to be
Speaker 1: in a podcast room. The Internet's on your phone, sell
Speaker 1: services on your phone, Tic TACs on your phone, and
Speaker 1: Zoom is on your phone. Do it on the patio.
Speaker 2: We have a beautiful patio right out here up Skyrise
Speaker 2: where you're looking over the city. You can sit out
Speaker 2: there in the beautiful sunshine of seventy five degree weather.
Speaker 2: But no, we want to be locked in a podcast
Speaker 2: studio for these phone calls. And the reason we had
Speaker 2: to move over to Zach's studio where he usually is
Speaker 2: is because there's another two people that require the studio
Speaker 2: for six hours to record. Didn't realize they needed it
Speaker 2: that long. But the reason is their studio where they
Speaker 2: usually recorded down at al Deans Meta at Aldeans, the
Speaker 2: bar underneath them rest in Piece. We have put another bar,
Speaker 2: te kil a cowboy out of business, and they're remodeling,
Speaker 2: so there's construction too loud for them to record down there.
Speaker 2: So it's just a big old cluster. But I am
Speaker 2: happy to be here.
Speaker 1: And they said sometimes when there's construction and too many
Speaker 1: drunk people, they'll have to redo commercials. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: that with bones? If Bones, here's a honk in the
Speaker 1: parking grudge, guys, what's that? Scuba? Scuba, Scuba go in
Speaker 1: the garage? See what did somebody hear that honk? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think somebody just somebody ran in front of somebody
Speaker 1: outside and there was a honk. Guys, there was a hank.
Speaker 1: Don't find out what that is, dude. And then the
Speaker 1: other building when we were on music Row, if there
Speaker 1: was ever anybody in the performance lounge and they started
Speaker 1: playing a guitar, guys, guys, just tell them absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Well it's a performance lounge. You see people play instruments
Speaker 1: in there. They have actually a show. They're gonna be
Speaker 1: doing it. But tell them absolutely not not while we're recording.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you go down to the parking garages so
Speaker 2: I'm not to honk their horn? Well, people live here.
Speaker 2: We can't really, we don't can't control the parking garage. Man,
Speaker 2: Like Scuba goes down there. This happened a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Bones, it was a guy with a motorcycle
Speaker 1: apparently just has like two mufflers.
Speaker 2: It's really loud, just getting warmed up.
Speaker 1: When he starts the hog. It's kind of room broom
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: The guy's actually like two hundred and seventy five pounds
Speaker 1: sixty six, looks like the rock. I didn't want to say.
Speaker 1: What did I need to say to him?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: We're doing a podcast show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just I went and I said nice, hardy,
Speaker 2: and then I came back up here.
Speaker 1: No meal, Scuba didn't come within fifteen feet of that dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the guy said, your podcast, come over here.
Speaker 2: I'll but happy Wednesday, guys. Man, we're on a good move,
Speaker 2: very nice day, nice and relaxed. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Cammel day man, put a smile on your face.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get it started. Boys, We're gonna do
Speaker 1: it live. Arnold may join us later. He is with
Speaker 1: Zach right now.
Speaker 2: So he's on the conference call.
Speaker 1: Yep. He is talking to Zach, just trying to see him.
Speaker 1: Maybe he can line him up to tell us his
Speaker 1: stories about Spain sometime. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2: Oh the one two sue, so loser? What up? Everybody?
Speaker 2: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
Speaker 2: I'll give you the sports facts. My sports opinions because
Speaker 2: I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1: It is sis and I'm from the north. I'm an
Speaker 1: alpha male. I live on the north side of nashvilld Baser.
Speaker 1: My wife, she was a country girl originally, then moved
Speaker 1: to Murphy's Borough. I lost my train of thought. Then
Speaker 1: moved actually to Broadway. Then we moved to the West Side.
Speaker 1: Then we went to the country and now we have
Speaker 1: two point two acres. I have a heart attack when
Speaker 1: I'm seventy two. And we won't sell We won't sell
Speaker 1: lunch over to you.
Speaker 2: Man. We were having a discussion with the local guy, McKitty,
Speaker 2: and I really want to know what happened to, like
Speaker 2: what happened to the greatest game that the world has
Speaker 2: ever given us? Miniature golf? Like there is no miniature
Speaker 2: golf anymore in America. I mean, we have this putt
Speaker 2: place over here, but it's a bar and it's inside,
Speaker 2: so it's not as much fun. It's more fancy fallutin.
Speaker 2: Kids can't just really run around. It's really more for
Speaker 2: adults to drink expensive beverages and do a little putt putt.
Speaker 2: There are no just like put putt places and It's
Speaker 2: so weird to me that putt putt is disappeared from
Speaker 2: the United States of America. Unless you're in Orlando, Florida,
Speaker 2: or you're in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, there's a putt putt
Speaker 2: every ten feet. But I am talking like in every
Speaker 2: city in Austin you got Peter Pan Mini Golf, but
Speaker 2: there used to be the one on Burnett Road. I mean,
Speaker 2: there used to be many a putt putts. They're not around.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're not going to talk about what happened to
Speaker 1: all the post offices or no, because.
Speaker 2: They're still here. You know, they lose billions of dollars
Speaker 2: a year. The post office is still around, So how
Speaker 2: come putt putt isn't still around?
Speaker 1: What happened to the newspaper?
Speaker 2: You know it's still around.
Speaker 1: We're not talking about that. The question is why are
Speaker 1: the putt putts not around? A course that's self sustaining,
Speaker 1: that needs one twenty something at the front desk to
Speaker 1: hand them. Clubs, people entertain themselves, you can overcharge, you
Speaker 1: don't even need a liquor license. Why are they closing it?
Speaker 2: Sounds like a absolute gold mine, seems like the easiest
Speaker 2: thing ever unless we just don't understand that the land
Speaker 2: is so valuable that it doesn't make sense to have
Speaker 2: put putt and they'd rather just sell their land and
Speaker 2: get a couple million dollars. Who cares about the kids
Speaker 2: and trying to get the hole in one in the
Speaker 2: clown's mouth on whole number eighteen.
Speaker 1: What I need to know though, is the one still
Speaker 1: open at opry Land. No, it isn't. The one right
Speaker 1: by opery Land. Yeah, No, it's gone. Go karts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh that's gone gone. We'd been there a handful of
Speaker 1: times living downtown.
Speaker 2: Gone. I am telling you there is not putt putt
Speaker 2: in the city of Nashville.
Speaker 1: Here we go, so me and Beazer. She grew up
Speaker 1: in Hendersonville area. She went to Pope John Paul and
Speaker 1: she goes, hey, we're in the country. Now we're here
Speaker 1: Indian Lake. Let's go see my putt putt. Course. I
Speaker 1: loved it. It has a special place in my heart.
Speaker 1: It was gonna be such an emotional day. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I haven't been back to this place
Speaker 1: in twenty years. She was, I came here with my
Speaker 1: dad all the time. We'd play putt putt. So great,
Speaker 1: this is the best course. Start to pull up. There
Speaker 1: you go see the dinosaur in the distance. You see
Speaker 1: a big firess wheel. That's for a putt putt of course.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of miniature. You got characters. You can
Speaker 1: just tell this is a put putt course. We go
Speaker 1: across the creek. It was called Drake's Creek, is the
Speaker 1: name of it. And so if you're in the bottom,
Speaker 1: now we're here.
Speaker 2: Started from the bottom.
Speaker 1: Now we're here, swing by, and you gotta see this
Speaker 1: putt putt course. We get closer. We're driving up so
Speaker 1: excited the heck I think I was so excited I
Speaker 1: had one in the car. She said, hop in, let's
Speaker 1: go get a little bit closer. We park. Nobody's in
Speaker 1: the parking lot though. Amazing, she goes, never were you
Speaker 1: able to just get front of line. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be perfect. Apparently it's in a weird part of town
Speaker 1: or something. No idea why it's still open, and nobody
Speaker 1: goes there. We start to park and kind of get
Speaker 1: ready to walk across the bridge, hence the name Drake's Creek.
Speaker 1: You gotta walk across the creek.
Speaker 2: You mean Ray's Creek, like Augusta yeah.
Speaker 1: And I go the dinosaur looks a little dated, like
Speaker 1: it almost looks like it's falling apart. And then we
Speaker 1: look over at the windmill and one of the little
Speaker 1: one of the one of the wind turbines is half
Speaker 1: cocked and it looks like it did maybe suffered damage
Speaker 1: during a drencho. And then we look at the pup
Speaker 1: Puck course and it looks like a big old bulldozer
Speaker 1: went through the middle of it and ripped up half
Speaker 1: of it and left the rest. And that's when we
Speaker 1: realized it was ghost So, I mean, man, So basis
Speaker 1: in the parking lot at Drake's Creek. All the memories
Speaker 1: flooding back to her and she's crying, dude, and the
Speaker 1: course is closed, and she goes get in the car,
Speaker 1: and I said, no, this is funny. I want to
Speaker 1: take a picture. We can put it on the podcast
Speaker 1: and talk about it. She goes, no, you don't understand.
Speaker 1: Get in the car. This is so emotional. I can't
Speaker 1: see it like this. So from there we had to
Speaker 1: pull out immediately, and she couldn't even look in the
Speaker 1: rearview mirror because she didn't want to see Drake's Creek
Speaker 1: looking like that.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I should have known when the t Rex had one
Speaker 1: eye out of the socket hanging down to his nuts
Speaker 1: that the course had been out of business for quite
Speaker 1: some time and nobody'd updated it.
Speaker 2: I mean, putt putt is going the way of the
Speaker 2: t Rex extinct. I can't take my kids to putt
Speaker 2: putt unless we go on vacation. That is weird.
Speaker 1: Kenkoon's Florida's Yes, beach towns, duh, Punta Cana, we had
Speaker 1: one Dominican Republic. You're gonna You're gonna have them in Cancun.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Water putt putt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they love them down in Florida. They're every ten
Speaker 2: feet ray.
Speaker 1: The Gold Coast over to Miami South Beat.
Speaker 2: No, I've never been there, don't know anything about that.
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you what i've seen and what I've experienced,
Speaker 2: and it's just very sad we got on the topic.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a valid point because they're gone, well, yeah.
Speaker 1: Be careful though, opening one downtown because you're gonna get
Speaker 1: a bunch of cool kids. Then aren't there to play
Speaker 1: put putt. They're there to play grab ass. And it's
Speaker 1: every single time We've gone to this one down here
Speaker 1: in town, and there's gonna be some Vandy bros with
Speaker 1: their girls and they're playing grab butt. Hey guys, yep,
Speaker 1: are you guys heading the next hole? Okay? Great, yep, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were about to hit it and you guys were
Speaker 1: all standing right in front of the hole that we're
Speaker 1: hitting to. No worries, No worries. Next hole up, there's
Speaker 1: somebody right behind h Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're still guys,
Speaker 1: We're still hit. We're putting over here. There were four
Speaker 1: of us and you can only go one at a time,
Speaker 1: so three of us are still putting over here. Yep, yep,
Speaker 1: I stopped your ball because your ball was actually cut
Speaker 1: into us. Yep, you didn't. You didn't notice we were
Speaker 1: still putting. Okay, great. So yeah, unless you're one new
Speaker 1: experience that it's like gridlock and you got people up
Speaker 1: in the front in the back of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I mean the best place. I mean I
Speaker 2: saw one online and your home in your neck of
Speaker 2: the woods, San Marcus, Texas put Pub.
Speaker 1: They didn't have one, and I was there.
Speaker 2: It's a put putt course where you drink. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's still not the kid one, but at least there's
Speaker 2: a putt putt course, but a bunch of college kids
Speaker 2: they're drinking. Man.
Speaker 1: Maybe because of the weather in Nashville, rains all this time,
Speaker 1: wind maybe, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, tell me how good this doesn't look? This doesn't
Speaker 2: look awesome.
Speaker 1: Well, why don't we blueprint that and build it here?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, maybe the courses take severe damage here in Nashville
Speaker 1: because of all that stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just astro turf, but.
Speaker 1: You'd have to build a roof on everything. Imagine the
Speaker 1: amount of rainfall it's gonna get in the course of
Speaker 1: a year.
Speaker 2: Well, guess what astro turf dries. It doesn't get muddy.
Speaker 1: Kid, make everything a hill.
Speaker 2: It's just very frustrating, and I mean, my kids aren't
Speaker 2: gonna experience it's the same things that we got to experience.
Speaker 2: And it was just depressing. That's all it was. That's
Speaker 2: all it was.
Speaker 1: And it's it's the couples that are dating that are
Speaker 1: gonna play it in the families.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's what you're You go on a date there,
Speaker 2: you know, Oh here, let me show you how to
Speaker 2: hold the putter. You snuggle up next to behind your chick.
Speaker 2: You can't even do that anymore.
Speaker 1: Maybe all the dads from when we were kids now
Speaker 1: they play golf golf, and no dads are wanting to
Speaker 1: play putt putt like my dad. My dad never played
Speaker 1: golf golf. We always played putt putt.
Speaker 2: My dad never played golf golf either.
Speaker 1: He played put putt.
Speaker 2: He played putt putt.
Speaker 1: So those dads like you are getting pulled away from
Speaker 1: putt putt to golf golf.
Speaker 2: And they're taking their kids to golf golf instead of
Speaker 2: putt putt.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's it, but.
Speaker 2: My kids are too young to play golf golf.
Speaker 1: Welcome to our course. Yes, it's just half a city
Speaker 1: block all we could afford. Yep, everything runs uphill just
Speaker 1: because of the drainage. You never know what the rain
Speaker 1: here in Nashville. Hope you enjoy it. Thanks for coming,
Speaker 1: ray and lunches, putt putt, Yeah, enjoy No, Drake, So
Speaker 1: couldn't afford the liquor.
Speaker 2: Lines, you know what I'm saying. I mean, you could
Speaker 2: do like Peter Panamini golf in Austin, b Yob. I
Speaker 2: don't think that's allowed. Oh that's allowed, man.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a violation.
Speaker 2: Seems like it's a pretty okay with me. They say,
Speaker 2: b yob, bring your own cooler, have fun, adults go, kids,
Speaker 2: go a fantastic golf course.
Speaker 1: Sore Losers Nation putt putt.
Speaker 2: Not a bad idea, I'll put it. Let me. Let
Speaker 2: me put that in the HOPPERA. You know what I
Speaker 2: did see about Sored Losers Nation, and this is what's weird, man,
Speaker 2: I mean, why do they like each other like these conventions?
Speaker 1: Can we talk about it after the break?
Speaker 2: Do you want to go to break?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean it's a radio break, we'll go
Speaker 1: to break.
Speaker 2: I'm right back.
Speaker 1: I want you to expound on this because it was
Speaker 1: started and I thought, what an amazing point.
Speaker 2: Well, I got on the Sore Losers Facebook page and
Speaker 2: we know thoughts and prayers with Callaway, you know, going
Speaker 2: through some stuff and he's gonna have surgery this Friday.
Speaker 2: And I log on Facebook and freaking there they are.
Speaker 2: There's a picture of freaking Brandon Amy. I was going there.
Speaker 2: Brandon and Amy Hill drove all the way. Good couple,
Speaker 2: the great couple that he has a gambling problem. But
Speaker 2: besides that, besides that great couple, and they have to
Speaker 2: drive through Memphis to get to where Calloway lives, and
Speaker 2: they drove all the way down there just to spend
Speaker 2: a couple hours or a day or have lunch with them.
Speaker 2: I don't know what all they did, but it's like
Speaker 2: before is that drive? I don't know, but anything to
Speaker 2: get out of Memphis is probably a good drive. So
Speaker 2: it makes me feel weird when I log onto the
Speaker 2: Facebook patent and I see this because and Emily mckimnon
Speaker 2: made a great point. We have to say thank you
Speaker 2: to Lunchbox's left armpit because I was in the shower
Speaker 2: when I came up with the idea for Coaches Convention.
Speaker 1: Closed door with it. Rick had no idea.
Speaker 2: What it was going to turn out to be, and
Speaker 2: then I watched these people come together in this Callaway guy.
Speaker 2: He's the you know, craziest, He's one of the crazier
Speaker 2: ones there. He's going through it and sore losers nations
Speaker 2: driving across America to spend time with him.
Speaker 1: So weird that one up you on that one. I
Speaker 1: hate to be that guy at the lumber mill. There
Speaker 1: was always a one upper. Oh yeah, you did it
Speaker 1: better on better seats, yep, oh even a better weekend
Speaker 1: than me. You drank more than me. The one upper
Speaker 1: in the office love it so not to one up you.
Speaker 1: But there was Buddy Glass and his chick. They went
Speaker 1: on vacation with a family and they like partied with
Speaker 1: the people's kids. Well I knew that, yeah, And they
Speaker 1: said that the mom and dad or something got mad
Speaker 1: at him because they were their kid drinking.
Speaker 2: I didn't see that it.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you there there has been families created
Speaker 1: that now vacation together. There's visitations. They they go to
Speaker 1: the wedding marriages, all of that to say thoughts and
Speaker 1: prey with Callaway teasing pas cal first time we opened
Speaker 1: the pup putt. Man, we're gonna hit a ball that's Callaway,
Speaker 1: but it gonna be a hole on one. If it's not,
Speaker 1: I'll be damn close.
Speaker 2: Because this Friday is a big day for Calway. Man,
Speaker 2: Friday's big day. Do you kind of crazy?
Speaker 1: Do we need to ask Justin about his condition? Any
Speaker 1: advice he can give Callaway? Justin's a kid doctor and
Speaker 1: he deals with hearts, and Callaway's issue is above the heart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's above the heart. It's above the it's above
Speaker 2: the eyes. It's a there on the old brain, which
Speaker 2: we We're not sure if there's anything in there with
Speaker 2: his Mississippi State love, but we do know there is
Speaker 2: a growth there and they're gonna go in there and
Speaker 2: get it out. So Friday, Hey, when you're thinking about it,
Speaker 2: when we're doing this pod, when you're listening to pod,
Speaker 2: just know we're thinking about you, Callaway, it's everything's gonna
Speaker 2: go great. Hey, long road to recovery. But hey, Sol
Speaker 2: loser's Nations obviously, guy in his bat.
Speaker 1: You're saying a lot of these words, long road to recovery?
Speaker 1: I mean, could he be better next day? Will he
Speaker 1: be better? Faster? And Tatum Achilles.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling Callaway will be better than Tatum
Speaker 2: in two months.
Speaker 1: I think Celtics play better without Tatum. Maybe Nation's better
Speaker 1: without Callaway. That wasn't the analogy I.
Speaker 2: Was trying to No, no, no, we are not better
Speaker 2: with like I wasn't trying to say that, right, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna say, Tatum, dude, the playoffs are drunk right now.
Speaker 1: They are, but they should have drunk. We should have known.
Speaker 1: What mean, they should know it's never just guys, give
Speaker 1: me Thunder and Celtics, here we go. All season has
Speaker 1: shown us this, that's what the playoffs are about. Where
Speaker 1: do you think where do you think playoff p came from?
Speaker 1: Where do you think ant Man? He was in dormant
Speaker 1: for the last seven months, and now all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Minnesota looks like a contender.
Speaker 2: Hold on, here's the thing Without Steph Curry, that, I mean,
Speaker 2: what a boring series like. I can't even put any
Speaker 2: like credit or credence to what they're doing because they're
Speaker 2: beating a hobbled Golden State Warriors.
Speaker 1: Well, and they also said, like Butler wasn't even really
Speaker 1: trying the last game because that shows you that Curry
Speaker 1: ain't coming back. So Butler just knows that it's not
Speaker 1: possible this year.
Speaker 2: Well, I think they got to. Supposedly, if they can
Speaker 2: win tonight, the Game six is not for another three days,
Speaker 2: and Curry should be able to come back for that game.
Speaker 1: That's rushing it. They say, with that injury, it's a week,
Speaker 1: two weeks. You need that kind of rest, is what
Speaker 1: your boy Green from San Antonio was saying.
Speaker 2: Oh, Danny Green.
Speaker 1: Danny Green said he had the same injury. You need
Speaker 1: two weeks. Steph's gonna try and do a week and
Speaker 1: a half, not smart and Jimmy Butler, he's aging. Steph said,
Speaker 1: he's not Superman. Somebody needs a Superman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I mean the Knicks. Here, here's the
Speaker 2: thing about Tatum. Tatum's unbelievable, and we're gonna miss him
Speaker 2: for the next year. Like he's gone, like see you later.
Speaker 2: We won't see you next year. You're not gonna be playing.
Speaker 2: It kind of cripples the Celtics for the next year
Speaker 2: because they have to keep him. They have to keep him.
Speaker 2: They're gonna have to get rid of Porzingis, They're gonna
Speaker 2: get rid of Drew Holiday, They're gonna keep Jaylen Brown.
Speaker 2: I would assume, uh, and Jason Tatum is so frustrating
Speaker 2: to watch, or maybe it's just the Celtics because they
Speaker 2: don't run any type of offense for about three or
Speaker 2: four minute stretches. They get up by fifteen and then
Speaker 2: Tatum dribbles the ball up not anymore, and he just
Speaker 2: stands there and he waves everybody off. No, I don't
Speaker 2: want to screen, No, I want to want to screen. No,
Speaker 2: I don't want to screen, you know, And so he's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I know what's coming. He's gonna jack up an absolutely
Speaker 2: terrible three and he did it over and over and
Speaker 2: over again when I'm watching the game the other night.
Speaker 1: And here's why I think the offense is better without him. Sure,
Speaker 1: he made those in the first quarter. He went on
Speaker 1: a nine to zero run. We got people looking at
Speaker 1: us like we're zoo animals.
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 1: Promotions Chick from rock Station. She sometimes does shifts Katie.
Speaker 2: Oh, does she want to be in here? Ray hit
Speaker 2: her in here?
Speaker 1: No? But he mates those threes. Tatum. I realize we're
Speaker 1: talking about the ghost of Tatum Rest in peace. But
Speaker 1: he made those threes and they're up eleven in the
Speaker 1: first quarter. I'm referring back to the last game talk
Speaker 1: about tonight. I just don't think that's good for the offense.
Speaker 1: It's the friend that just comes in, gets drunk and
Speaker 1: leaves the scene. Or it's the boyfriend that comes in
Speaker 1: he's mister Lance romance and then he sucks when you're
Speaker 1: at home alone playing puzzles.
Speaker 3: Hold on one second, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is him today.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm wonderful. How are you, Oh Christina? How are you.
Speaker 1: Fine?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Beautiful beautiful weather out today.
Speaker 1: I'm cutting about your property? Are you the honor of
Speaker 1: the property.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeahsin nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to sell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm asking if you would you like to.
Speaker 1: Sell a senior future for you want to sell for
Speaker 1: five million?
Speaker 2: How much are we talking? Are we talking five million?
Speaker 2: Did you have any asking guys? Oh no, I mean
Speaker 2: you called me all right? Five point five million? How
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 1: So you negotiate? Yeah, settle at four to four? Settle
Speaker 1: it four four? What is it? Do you know anyone
Speaker 1: else who wants to sell their property?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So, well in mine for eight million? So is that
Speaker 1: a yes?
Speaker 2: Thank you for your time? Did you say five million?
Speaker 2: Just made five million?
Speaker 1: You'll send over the documents today.
Speaker 2: The cash offer right, the baser can get them all.
Speaker 2: Bring it all in ones, all in ones in a briefcase.
Speaker 1: Hello, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are we?
Speaker 2: We got a deal?
Speaker 1: No bitcoin cash. Have a good day. Thank you pasos.
Speaker 2: Where where do we meet? Do we meet at the
Speaker 2: seven eleven? I'll bring the keys.
Speaker 1: Ah went hard on the deals, the art of the deal.
Speaker 1: I went from five to five to four to four
Speaker 1: real quick. She took one breath and ra He's like
Speaker 1: four four s for f Let me make my one
Speaker 1: point with the Celtics and I'm off of it. So
Speaker 1: they're the They're the dad. There, I finally got to
Speaker 1: the analogy I wanted. They're the dad. It beats his kid. No,
Speaker 1: that's not a good one. It's the dad that's never
Speaker 1: around the family. There's no chemistry. So sure he comes
Speaker 1: home at Thanksgiving, he throws the football. Hei.
Speaker 2: So yeah.
Speaker 1: One time I was at work and this guy said,
Speaker 1: you're a big old jerk. That's great on Thanksgiving. That's
Speaker 1: great in the first quarter when Tatum's launching threes, but
Speaker 1: no chemistry is getting built. I like Prichard, I like White,
Speaker 1: I like Jalen White. They got another white, Derek White,
Speaker 1: Jalen Brown. They got everybody.
Speaker 2: They got every color in the buck. The ghost of
Speaker 2: poor zingis they got. They got another White on their bench.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, and wind Arkansas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm what I'm saying is this, they're a
Speaker 1: better team without Tatum because they actually have to cut
Speaker 1: and pass the ball and do this. Not four straight
Speaker 1: three pointers where Tatum's at the logo and making a three.
Speaker 1: That doesn't help a team, it really does it. I
Speaker 1: went to bed there down to eleven. I was like,
Speaker 1: they're gonna lose this game. That's not offense. Did you
Speaker 1: go to bed before he blew out his leg? You're
Speaker 1: not even gonna believe me. But when he was kind
Speaker 1: of making those threes and I was like, his leg
Speaker 1: I swear to god, I was like, his legs are
Speaker 1: so long and he's herky jerky. Yeah, Halliburton can get
Speaker 1: away with the pup back, but Jalen Brown's legs just
Speaker 1: look awkwardly long. And I thought to myself, it's a
Speaker 1: miracle this dude doesn't get injured because of how long
Speaker 1: his legs are and just how he plays the game.
Speaker 1: He's always out in the open. His legs are never protected.
Speaker 1: Jalen Brown kind of hunched over covering his legs. You
Speaker 1: want to protect your legs. They're a better team without him,
Speaker 1: And I thought the injury in the first quarter woke up.
Speaker 1: Wasn't surprised when they lost. I think Celtics win tonight.
Speaker 1: Vegas thinks so too. Minus four and a half.
Speaker 2: I am yeah. I think the pressure of being the
Speaker 2: defending champion. I think they're beat up. I think Jaylen
Speaker 2: Brown's knees aren't good. The ghost of Porzingis looks like
Speaker 2: he doesn't know how to play basketball.
Speaker 1: But he knew how to play a year ago. What
Speaker 1: happened to that guy?
Speaker 2: I mean supposedly he got sick in like February and
Speaker 2: he still has lingering effects from this cold that he got.
Speaker 2: Don't know what that's all about. I don't know what
Speaker 2: is wrong. No one can stay in front of Jalen Brunson.
Speaker 2: I mean, Jalen Brunson has turned himself into an amazing
Speaker 2: basketball player. He is so fun to watch his hurky jerky.
Speaker 1: Juke juke juke.
Speaker 2: But if I'm the Celtics, I back off and make
Speaker 2: him shoot three after three after three, don't let it
Speaker 2: when he gets into the lane, that's when he gives
Speaker 2: them all types of problems because if his hurky jerky
Speaker 2: flip it up background pass Alton mckel bridges. And what
Speaker 2: they did is they traded for mckel bridges and Karl
Speaker 2: Anthony Towns for this exact series because they wanted more
Speaker 2: length to give the Celtics wings problems. And it's working tremendously.
Speaker 2: It's working to it, I mean perfection. Now. I haven't
Speaker 2: even watched one second of the Indiana Pacers this playoff season,
Speaker 2: and they're in the Eastern Conference Finals. I watched them
Speaker 2: in the regular season. They were fine, and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, they are just beating people down. The Cavaliers
Speaker 2: were unstoppable. I thought they were gonna be unstoppable with
Speaker 2: Moblei and Alan down low, they were awesome. Nope, the
Speaker 2: Pacers ran them out of the building.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then the game of the night. I wish it wasn't
Speaker 2: so late. I stayed up till three minutes left in
Speaker 2: the third quarter. The Thunder and the Nuggets. Guys, what
Speaker 2: fantastic basketball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you saw the entire game. The Nuggets were in
Speaker 1: the lead.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how did.
Speaker 1: The Thunder methodically at the end take the lead. I
Speaker 1: have no idea because when I was watching the highlights
Speaker 1: and when the Nuggets are up eight with around two
Speaker 1: and a half three minutes left, it looked like a
Speaker 1: Nuggets win.
Speaker 2: I have no I didn't even I didn't know how
Speaker 2: they lost. I know when I went to bed, they
Speaker 2: were up, and I was like, oh my gosh, this
Speaker 2: is gonna come down to the wire. But I can't
Speaker 2: stay up till midnight. I'm already tired. I need to
Speaker 2: get to sleep. And I went to bed and I
Speaker 2: woke up and the first thing I did was take
Speaker 2: a pee. And as I was taking a pee, I
Speaker 2: opened my phone. I was like, let's see who won?
Speaker 2: Whoa one twelve, one oh seven? Oh thunder came back? Wow?
Speaker 2: The adway was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Listen the three point shot and team's going cold and
Speaker 1: not a lot of defense. It just if a team.
Speaker 1: That's why the Indiana Pacers can win by seventy. Basketball
Speaker 1: is a weird game. It doesn't happen in football, doesn't
Speaker 1: have it in base ball. It's just it's one of
Speaker 1: those things where you can cook, you can get hot.
Speaker 1: Football you really can't do it. It's tough to just
Speaker 1: blow I mean, you would never have a football team.
Speaker 1: Even the Chiefs and Eagles blew them out, dude, they did,
Speaker 1: but the score ended up.
Speaker 2: I mean I blew them out by.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, okay, bad analogy. But it's just basketball is
Speaker 1: weird and I don't think it's sustainable. Turner dropping threes
Speaker 1: from like eighty feet beyond the arc.
Speaker 2: And Halib put some respect on his name, Miles Turner,
Speaker 2: University of Texas put some respect hook him. What is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, whoever wins the next whoever got next round? If
Speaker 1: it's Boston or the Knicks, it's not if it's the
Speaker 1: Knicks versus the Pacer correct right now, to win the series,
Speaker 1: it's Nicks minus six hundred. One game though, where Vegas
Speaker 1: has Boston minus four and a half, will flip the
Speaker 1: whole thing on its butt.
Speaker 2: Because because then they'll be minus five fifty.
Speaker 1: No, then they'll be minus three hundred, and all they
Speaker 1: gotta do is steal one game at New York. And
Speaker 1: there's gonna be some pressure at New York because they
Speaker 1: have played very well. They've blown them out every game
Speaker 1: except for they've Boston has won every game, and they
Speaker 1: just have given up the leads.
Speaker 2: They're drunk. They being drunk is they fall apart in
Speaker 2: the fourth quarter? Drunk they take bad shots. I mean,
Speaker 2: but I watched basketball last night. It was nice. It
Speaker 2: was nice to sit down and actually watch basketball, and
Speaker 2: it was entertaining. And I watched the other night it
Speaker 2: was entertaining. But the Pacers, I am sorry, but I
Speaker 2: have not given them one second of my attention, and
Speaker 2: now that they're in the Eastern Conference Final, I guess
Speaker 2: I better start paying attention to him. I still Vallid Barton.
Speaker 1: Is so good it's gonna be like a Rick Smith's
Speaker 1: blast from the It's Davis. They can never make it.
Speaker 1: Reggie Miller, they can't make it over that hump. So
Speaker 1: it'll it'll probably be Nix or Boston go the final Pacers.
Speaker 1: The Turners launching absolute grenades from eighty feet out. Ain't happening, Like,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? That's not basketball? Does that blow
Speaker 1: teams out by seventy yes? Does it win a series?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: It's one two series so far. We'll take a break.
Speaker 2: We ran back. You know what I want to I
Speaker 2: want to just say, all due respect to like women's sports,
Speaker 2: but the absolute worst thing I've ever seen in the
Speaker 2: history of sports happened this weekend when A and M
Speaker 2: and Oklahoma We're supposed to play in the SEC Softball
Speaker 2: Championship Tournament championship, and they got some rain. I guess
Speaker 2: it was on Saturday or Sunday, I don't even know
Speaker 2: what day it was, and instead of just waiting till
Speaker 2: the next day, they just crowned them co champions. That
Speaker 2: is absolutely the softest thing I've ever seen in sports.
Speaker 2: And I'm not talking. This isn't like Little league. This
Speaker 2: is major college softball, Like this is number one and
Speaker 2: number two teams in the nation. This is like, when
Speaker 2: you get it, you get a conference championship ring, do
Speaker 2: you really celebrate that when you get that ring it
Speaker 2: says tournament champions. No, you didn't even play the championship game.
Speaker 2: How can they not wait one day to play the game?
Speaker 2: Explain to me and don't say, oh, because they had
Speaker 2: to get ready for regionals. Okay, regionals is this weekend?
Speaker 2: When does it start Thursday or Friday? Stop?
Speaker 1: I'm guessing it didn't affect a lot of things. Don't
Speaker 1: they have it in college football? They'll have co conference
Speaker 1: no teams tie, no, no.
Speaker 2: But they if they play in the conference championship, they
Speaker 2: don't just say, oh, there's rain, we're never gonna play it.
Speaker 2: You guys are co champions. There's always a champion. You
Speaker 2: can have a regular season where they tie at top
Speaker 2: the but a tournament, they don't just cancel the championship game.
Speaker 2: That is absolutely stupid, absolutely stupid.
Speaker 1: But there are ties.
Speaker 2: No, there's ties in the regular season, the top the standing.
Speaker 1: So the difference is it's a tournament. You can't have
Speaker 1: a tie.
Speaker 2: You can't have a tie in a tournament. You can't
Speaker 2: be golf. You don't have a coach champion. You never
Speaker 2: have a co champion of a golf tournament.
Speaker 1: Watch watch your back. Wait until there's a rain delay
Speaker 1: and they played on Monday and they tie them.
Speaker 2: They don't ever time NASCAR. If it gets rain guess
Speaker 2: what they do. They play it on Monday. Oh, they
Speaker 2: played on Monday night. They move it to Tuesday. They
Speaker 2: don't just cancel the damn thing. That is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's one of those not as televised lack of people.
Speaker 1: They thought they'd get away with it. Trouble is, with
Speaker 1: the Internet, everything's gonna get out everything, so they instead
Speaker 1: of just people being outraged that played in the game,
Speaker 1: then now you have the media and everybody talking about it.
Speaker 2: Like if you're on the team, do you say I
Speaker 2: won a conference tournament, we won the conference tournament, or
Speaker 2: do you just say, well, actually we didn't really win it.
Speaker 2: We just they just kind of gave it to us.
Speaker 1: Maybe with their studies and stuff, they were gonna be
Speaker 1: pushed that far back. They just had to do it.
Speaker 2: These people ain't studying this week when they are in
Speaker 2: the NCAA tournament. They're not going to class.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's no way like on Monday, Tuesday and
Speaker 2: Wednesday these girls were in class. They're getting ready for
Speaker 2: the n Cuba tournament. Those classes can wait?
Speaker 1: Are they gonna have a tie for the NC double
Speaker 1: A two?
Speaker 2: Right? Exactly. We're gonna get to the championship and at
Speaker 2: Rain and be like, oh, you know what co champions.
Speaker 1: Oh, it don't make sense. Now what do you mean
Speaker 1: inside talk Baseball? I get it now, Thank you.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell that was, but I
Speaker 2: just found that absolutely unbelievable. And now we're gonna go
Speaker 2: to the emails.
Speaker 1: Oh and guys, if you're coming to Nashville, it is
Speaker 1: getting nice. We are talking eighty and sunny. You get
Speaker 1: on the patio up here, and I can see why
Speaker 1: people come to Broadway from all across America. It is
Speaker 1: beu t full beautiful. Be there on Friday night? Uh
Speaker 1: oh on Broadway concert? Who are you going to see?
Speaker 1: Gavin Adcock? Who next huge thing. I knew you wouldn't
Speaker 1: know about him. He's the next Morgan Wallen. He's the
Speaker 1: next Luke Combs. Massive, He's massive. Yeah, he'll be in
Speaker 1: actually in studio soon.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Where's he playing Pinnacle right across the river railroad tracks.
Speaker 2: Did you buy tickets?
Speaker 1: No, they sent in to us. Huh so, bayser me,
Speaker 1: I think Abby's going her dude Arnold or her dude's
Speaker 1: Arnold until Arnold's going cousin Arnold? Are excited about the concert,
Speaker 1: Gavin ab cocky, Oh.
Speaker 2: I see why you like him? Arnold? Okay, I get it. Arnold,
Speaker 2: you gonna be drinking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, once I see a big Old card.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right. Coachers listening from the farmland in North
Speaker 2: Dakota needed a correct sisson. In the Best Bits episode
Speaker 2: with Morgan number two, Ray said, section a section is
Speaker 2: one hundred acres, like much of Sissons Locks. This is wrong.
Speaker 2: A section is six hundred and forty acres, making a
Speaker 2: quarter of a section one hundred and sixty. By the way,
Speaker 2: I think a half of North Dakota seems to listen
Speaker 2: to the pod seeing a ton of people that write
Speaker 2: in all love Andrew from North Dakota. Bro.
Speaker 1: I threw that number out there. My dad had randomly
Speaker 1: set it offhand. I thought it was one hundred acres
Speaker 1: of this section. It is six point forty. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'll remember that. The next time, I'm looking at all
Speaker 1: the farmers that aren't selling near me.
Speaker 2: I did see a lot of farmers posted on the
Speaker 2: Facebook page we got another one was up. I'm a
Speaker 2: longtime listener and dedicated loser. I think everything y'all do
Speaker 2: is gold. Keep the I don't know how to do it,
Speaker 2: prolong the introductions, and keep on with the originality of
Speaker 2: go with the flow method that makes you you. My
Speaker 2: question is, with the first pick of the twenty twenty
Speaker 2: five NFL Fantasy Football Draft, Lunchbox selects Sison, Raymundo selects
Speaker 2: who is your number one draft picked this year? If
Speaker 2: you have time, give me your top three picks, and
Speaker 2: do you have a one must have guy this year? Sorry,
Speaker 2: I haven't gone that deep, but the number one pick
Speaker 2: is Saquon Barkley.
Speaker 1: And Justin had the day off the other day he
Speaker 1: did a full on chart of the top five positions
Speaker 1: of players we need to target. I go, dude, it's May.
Speaker 1: We don't need this breakdown at this point. Also, I
Speaker 1: did tell him after.
Speaker 2: Starting May, we're we're only three months away.
Speaker 1: Over the weekend I told Justin. He goes, will you
Speaker 1: have me? And I said, assistant coach, I will gladly
Speaker 1: have you back for another season? And he said, I've
Speaker 1: I've thanks. I've been waiting for that. He didn't know
Speaker 1: if he was gonna be brought back as assistant coach.
Speaker 1: I said, yes, yes, you led the team to the playoffs.
Speaker 1: That is worthy of coming back. And he's talked to
Speaker 1: I mean, we're gonna go after. We're gonna target McCaffrey.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna go cam Ward higher than a lot
Speaker 1: of people, yeah, the tight Yeah, we want cam Ward,
Speaker 1: we want him. Yeah. Are the Titans gonna win the division? Yeah?
Speaker 1: At plus eight hundred, Yeah they are. We're a Titans
Speaker 1: family through and through it. Are we gonna get some
Speaker 1: Ohio State guys higher than most people? Yeah? Are we
Speaker 1: gonna target Egbuca, damn right.
Speaker 2: We are. You're gonna get the Steelers quarterback? Yeah? Who exactly?
Speaker 2: They don't have a damn quarterback.
Speaker 1: When's Favrey's ghost Rogers telling us who's play with?
Speaker 2: When is Rogers gonna show up in Pittsburgh. He doesn't
Speaker 2: want to sign yet because he doesn't want to go
Speaker 2: to mini camp. And this is the problem with Rogers.
Speaker 2: This is when you should be getting better with your teammates.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if the Steelers have had many
Speaker 2: camp or they're gonna have mini camp or it's coming up.
Speaker 2: But Rogers, Bro, you might want to sign so you
Speaker 2: can get to know your new teammates. This is why
Speaker 2: people hate you. You a beach. You know you're signing
Speaker 2: with the Steelers, So just sign Bro.
Speaker 1: And he ain't even signing anytime soon because Mike Studd,
Speaker 1: my boy, has a concert. In the headline it says,
Speaker 1: I'll be signing Friday before the show, which is in
Speaker 1: like a week San Diego, and it's free, but you
Speaker 1: gotta show a ticket. I'll be signing with Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 1: He's there with my boy, Mike stud signing stuff. He's
Speaker 1: not gonna go to these concerts and also at the
Speaker 1: same time being going to min mini camps. He's not
Speaker 1: telling us anytime soon.
Speaker 2: So annoying. But yes, I don't have a top three.
Speaker 2: I just know Saquon Barkley off the top of my head.
Speaker 2: What's up, Scoop? Hey, where you gotta go? Man? You
Speaker 2: gotta go? Yeah? Yeah, Hey, Ray, can you turn him up? Man?
Speaker 1: Scoops go, Hey, dude, I have to go.
Speaker 2: Actually, that's why I was bringing your papers to record commercials.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, yeah, none, don't be sorry. I just
Speaker 2: was trying not to be no visible. I was just
Speaker 2: gonna slide it in and leave, but then you said
Speaker 2: my name, and I'm like, okay, now here I am. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's what happens. You slide it in and then she doesn't.
Speaker 1: Let you leave for life. My dad just up and
Speaker 1: leave and you're not.
Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, well I gotta go speak of leaving.
Speaker 1: All right, man, all right, here's what your boy, Aaron
Speaker 1: Rodgers has been doing. He's been playing basketball with my
Speaker 1: boy Mike's here we go. That's my bad.
Speaker 2: That's not a bad view.
Speaker 1: That's Aaron Aaron Rodgers. He's golfing and still not playing football.
Speaker 1: He's now playing basketball.
Speaker 2: Yep, A shot is that Rogers?
Speaker 1: That's Rogers?
Speaker 2: All right? Any who coachers. I hope the hell I
Speaker 2: get in the Sword Losers Fantasy League this year, and
Speaker 2: I can't wait to attend my first Sowred Losers Convision
Speaker 2: at CC five. I will attend, so help me God.
Speaker 2: Until then, keep up the good work and whoop pig,
Speaker 2: shut up, and I will hang up and listen. Justin
Speaker 2: the mullet Mulligan from Glenn Rose, Arkansas.
Speaker 1: You ready for this flyer? Aaron Rodgers Mike stud YEP, Austin, Texas,
Speaker 1: May seventeenth. Oh, so he's not telling anybody this week
Speaker 1: what he's doing. Mike special guest Aaron Rodgers. This event
Speaker 1: is free admission. The only way you get in is
Speaker 1: if you have a ticket to Mike's concert. And then
Speaker 1: once you're at there, you can get oh a merch
Speaker 1: drop and you get autographs from Aaron Rodgers. Nice at
Speaker 1: Bob's Waller Creek amp in Austin, Texas. Okay, but that's
Speaker 1: where Rodgers can be, not in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 2: I won't be there. I'm not gonna go check that out.
Speaker 2: You got anything else or should we just go? We'll
Speaker 2: take a break. We're right back. Oh man, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I mean we got another email. Oh gosh, okay,
Speaker 2: deer coachers. During these rolls in sports, you guys should
Speaker 2: watch some college or professional lacrosse. Here's the problem. I
Speaker 2: don't know the rules. Man. I watched the championship and
Speaker 2: I don't even know what's going on. They don't do
Speaker 2: a very good job of explaining what is going on.
Speaker 2: The games are really exciting at super fast paced, with
Speaker 2: the same big hits in hockey and football. I'm a
Speaker 2: senior in high school right now and play goalie. This year,
Speaker 2: i made the high school All American team and I'm
Speaker 2: ranked number one in my state for two stats and
Speaker 2: five and third stat. I'm going to go play D
Speaker 2: one lacrosse next year. And I wanted to say how
Speaker 2: awesome the podcast has been for me. I listened to
Speaker 2: the show during my workouts and long drives. The tournaments
Speaker 2: and games. Keep up the good work, coaches, Alex, the
Speaker 2: lacrosse rat, Alex, where are you going to play lacrosse?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: I didn't know you were Jewel and edeman dude. And
Speaker 2: the goalie, how do you see the ball? I mean,
Speaker 2: he must be a big dude, right to be goalie.
Speaker 1: And I hear you nothing on TV because we were
Speaker 1: waiting till two thirty to the Celts game last Saturday.
Speaker 1: It has been brutal trying to find something on the tell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not much on there's.
Speaker 1: No there's not your college football, there's not your usual suspects.
Speaker 1: And these NBA games keep starting later. But that's when
Speaker 1: you do your research, you know what I'm saying. Research
Speaker 1: is in NFL. Maybe memorize the top three depths charts.
Speaker 1: Learn a little bit NFL schedules. Teams that are going
Speaker 1: to play in London, play in Mexico. There's teams playing
Speaker 1: in Ireland. There's all kinds of stuff. You can memorize
Speaker 1: the Titans depth chart. Wh's your quarterback, Cam Mood, receivers,
Speaker 1: Kelvin Ridley, Tyron Burks and uh that boyd kid, they
Speaker 1: still got him now they got rid of him. They
Speaker 1: got Van Jefferson.
Speaker 2: Now, hey, maybe we need to go see Alex's lacrosse team. Man,
Speaker 2: are they near here when he's indeed one? I don't
Speaker 2: know where he's going. I don't know what schools have lacrosse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lacrosse is. Yeah, lacrosse an interesting one. Good luck, man, I.
Speaker 2: Just don't know the rules. Man. Like, it's weird that
Speaker 2: you throw it out abounds if your team is the
Speaker 2: closest to it, you get to keep the ball, which
Speaker 2: is very strange. Like in lacrosse, if you're the ones
Speaker 2: that knock it out of bounds, but your teammate is
Speaker 2: the closest one to the where the ball went out,
Speaker 2: you keep the ball.
Speaker 1: So that's different than soccer.
Speaker 2: And basketball. Basketball is usually if you hit it out,
Speaker 2: the other team gets the ball. Baseball baseball, there's nothing
Speaker 2: that's just a foul ball.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: All right, man, all right, we shouldn't have taken this
Speaker 2: last break. I don't know why. I just pushing it. Everybody,
Speaker 2: have a great day. We got co ed soccer tonight.
Speaker 2: We're about to get stopped by the number one team.
Speaker 2: But that's okay. We're gonna go out and have a
Speaker 2: good time. I'm taking the Baby Box boys. They will
Speaker 2: be at the field tonight cheering me on or dicking around.
Speaker 2: I don't know one of the two. But Happy Wednesday, man,
Speaker 2: watch your dad. I'm just glad. I'm just glad we
Speaker 2: got a studio.
Speaker 1: It could be one of your last games, could be
Speaker 1: could be you gotta retire it at some point. But
Speaker 1: I'm saying it needs to be a monumental thing where
Speaker 1: I come out and we retire your jersey and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like you to come out. Okay, it'd
Speaker 2: be great. You can do some commentary, do a YouTube live.
Speaker 1: Was there a soccer one where they let the guys
Speaker 1: come off last kick? I'm thinking of a sport where
Speaker 1: it was the guy's last ones.
Speaker 2: No, but USA Soccer men's soccer they're coming June tenth.
Speaker 2: You want to go?
Speaker 1: I could. I liked going when I was downtown and
Speaker 1: I could walk to the stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean pulistic and companies coming to town.
Speaker 2: They're playing in Switzerland, Nissan, no giotis.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a bananas fan.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got a question. I need to know how
Speaker 2: good the Savannah Bananas can be in a huge stadium
Speaker 2: like that, because if you're up at the top, you
Speaker 2: can't even see the damn baseball game.
Speaker 1: Right, But they're They're good with the video boards, the music.
Speaker 2: But I'm not there to watch it on the video board.
Speaker 2: Like in a baseball stadium, you can watch baseball. I like.
Speaker 2: I saw them sold out in Nissan Stadium here. They
Speaker 2: sold out Clemson's football stadium. But I looked at those
Speaker 2: people that were way up there. They couldn't even see
Speaker 2: the Savannah Bananas. They looked like little freaking ants, And
Speaker 2: I just wonder, are they going too big too fast?
Speaker 2: I understand they're making a hell of a lot of
Speaker 2: money because they're selling out football stadiums, but do you
Speaker 2: lose the experience? Do you lose the like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: this is so cool because you get to see it
Speaker 2: up close and personal.
Speaker 1: And when I answer that for you, nobody gives a
Speaker 1: crap because guess what when they went to Nissan or
Speaker 1: they went to Nashville Sounds, dude, they sold that crap
Speaker 1: out so freaking fast, like okay, we gotta get a
Speaker 1: bigger stadium. What do we need yep, need bigger boat.
Speaker 1: They don't give a crap. Hey, let's put more people in.
Speaker 1: They could have sold out two nights we tried. It
Speaker 1: was one hundred and thirty seven. Baser found him for
Speaker 1: eighty six and then we're like seven o'clock at night,
Speaker 1: I'll be in bed. We wanted to go.
Speaker 2: Oh, I meant to ask my buddy, how was this
Speaker 2: Savannah Bananas? We wanted to go, and me and Justin
Speaker 2: had to talk. Justin, Hey, I want the same night.
Speaker 2: He wanted to go to Nashville Sounds because he said,
Speaker 2: we can get a table. You put your flag up,
Speaker 2: and I guess you have your own waitress and you
Speaker 2: each pay like fifty bucks or something like that.
Speaker 1: He said, it's great. And I said, Justin, this isn't
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy. This isn't your dad, This isn't your parents' baseball.
Speaker 1: Girls want to see guys in a banana hammock. Girls
Speaker 1: want to see guys shaking their ass. Girls want to
Speaker 1: see music, and he's trying to entertain a chick. I said,
Speaker 1: we're not going to see guys run around and tag
Speaker 1: basses and hey, put some pine tar on a bat
Speaker 1: and for the love of the game. Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hustle while I'm on the field. No, man, we want
Speaker 1: to see some guys shake it to a Taylor Swift song. Man,
Speaker 1: they're out there, they're batting and barely nothing there. Guy thongs.
Speaker 1: That's what if our forefathers could have saw us now
Speaker 1: watching guys dance around and yellow thong in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: my grandpa be rolling over in his grave. But you
Speaker 1: know what, that's what it's turned into. Justin we're not
Speaker 1: watching guys run around round the bases like the Nashville Sounds.
Speaker 1: We want to see a guy shaking his ass. Man,
Speaker 1: we want to see a.
Speaker 2: Guy there in thongs of the bananas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the part of the allure. No, it's
Speaker 1: not that's what girls want. Is not what they're doing
Speaker 1: they want to see the dance. And you catch a ball,
Speaker 1: you do a flip. You know you don't. You don't
Speaker 1: do two hands, you do zero hands, and you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, and then both hands on the banana
Speaker 1: hammocks so it doesn't fall down.
Speaker 2: There is no way there's dudes in banana hammocks.
Speaker 1: That is what the game's all about. I said Justin,
Speaker 1: I don't care if your grandfather and your father looked
Speaker 1: down on us and say they didn't like baseball the
Speaker 1: way we liked it with Sandy Kofax and Herschel Walker
Speaker 1: and Earl Gibson. I don't give a crap. You know
Speaker 1: what we're watching. We're gonna watch a grown man dance
Speaker 1: in a yellow thong because that's what the chicks want. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's how.
Speaker 2: The games evolved.
Speaker 1: Aaron Judge with Pine tar No, I want a guy
Speaker 1: looping up his legs because he's about to dance to
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: That's the same speech I gave Justin on Saturday. That's excellent, man,
Speaker 4: I didn't realize that were banana hammocks. Had no idea.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that, and and I did. I did
Speaker 4: forget to tell you that.
Speaker 2: Uh. When we were in Austin, Man, we ended up
Speaker 2: in rain one night at a gay club. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: uh the banana hammocks reminded me of this. Uh. We
Speaker 2: came in the back We went in the alley they
Speaker 2: usually do. Came in the back door, and you had
Speaker 2: to walk up this ramp. You were okay with the
Speaker 2: back door, Yeah, back door was fine. It was wide open,
Speaker 2: wide open. Uh, easy entry, easy entry, very smooth.
Speaker 1: You and all the boys went in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and one girl and and we went in token girl.
Speaker 2: Ray And there's a bar right there to the right,
Speaker 2: get your drinks, and you gotta walk up this ramp
Speaker 2: goes left and it cuts back right and there's these
Speaker 2: two dudes up on a box and they're in the
Speaker 2: they're in their straps, right, They're in their straps, So
Speaker 2: you boys are strapping and as we're walking underneath, they
Speaker 2: leaned over and put their hands on the wall, so
Speaker 2: it's like a tunnel that's the Eiffel, And then they're
Speaker 2: thrusting at your head. Dude, they were is this what
Speaker 2: the new clubs are in Austin? Things have changed? You know.
Speaker 2: We we we were quite a few deep, so we
Speaker 2: didn't realize it until we saw something coming towards our
Speaker 2: ear hole.
Speaker 1: What in the world And it's in my mouth this straw.
Speaker 2: And we're like, Ryan, you didn't tell us about that,
Speaker 2: and he goes, oh, yeah, they dance up there, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, no, they didn't just dance up there.
Speaker 2: They tried to ear hole me, man. And I'm not
Speaker 2: talking about a linebacker going over the middle. I'm talking
Speaker 2: about they tried to ear hold me their little fingers
Speaker 2: and we were like, whoa. But then my buddy Andy,
Speaker 2: he got suckered in. Man, he got suckered in because
Speaker 2: he opened a tap and he over there ordering drinks
Speaker 2: and the bartender tells them, you are so handsome?
Speaker 1: What about me?
Speaker 2: And Andy gave him a big old tip and he
Speaker 2: all night, Hey boys, who got called handsome? Who got
Speaker 2: called handsome? I'm like, Andy, you know he knows you're straight,
Speaker 2: and so he's doing that to get a bigger tip.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, oh no, hell no. He goes like,
Speaker 2: who won the night? Who was called handsome? In here?
Speaker 2: I was? And so the debate is, ray was he
Speaker 2: doing it for the tip or did he really think
Speaker 2: he was handsome?
Speaker 1: Doing it for the tip. That's they know how to
Speaker 1: play the game. It's just like the girls showing her rack.
Speaker 1: Was he wearing a strap? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, the bartender was not wearing a strap.
Speaker 1: So women are able to wear a low cut to
Speaker 1: get a tip. How do the men get a tip
Speaker 1: with their words? With their words? They tell the straight dude,
Speaker 1: you're so handsome?
Speaker 2: And Andy fell Ford hook line and sinker?
Speaker 1: Hey are you from the Bobby bon't you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, I get told that all the time. Look alike
Speaker 1: that lunchbox? Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm Jim. I'm a desk worker.
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Where's the exit?
Speaker 2: You're so handsome? Hey, let me get an autograph?
Speaker 4: No, that's not me.
Speaker 1: Uh you go, you got me mistaken boy.
Speaker 2: So here's the problem, though, here's the problem when we
Speaker 2: want to no pictures?
Speaker 1: No pictures?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the exit, Jim.
Speaker 2: Here's the problem though, Brian, wor's the exit when we hit?
Speaker 2: When we left, we had two options.
Speaker 1: Stay at your hotel or back to Church Street. I'm
Speaker 1: going hotel.
Speaker 2: No, we had to go out the front, which is
Speaker 2: super crowded, or you go back out the back. The
Speaker 2: problem is you got to go down that ramp again.
Speaker 1: Which way did you go?
Speaker 2: I went ramped, dude, I got thrusted on again.
Speaker 1: Yup. Got me in the air again, Ryan, you got
Speaker 1: this cab man? Yep.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, well, here we go. We got
Speaker 2: two odds boys all right, just you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm just glad like it's not there. And dude, did
Speaker 2: that two guys on the wall, didn't they like tunnel
Speaker 2: like you're running off the field and they were thrusting.
Speaker 1: Boys worn a secrecy. Mom's a word, throw the key away.
Speaker 1: We saved five minutes on the line though, yeah we did.
Speaker 2: I mean going in the back was a lot easier.
Speaker 1: Got me right in the air though. I think my
Speaker 1: ears clean