Speaker 1: Guess who just got back today, the Brooklyn bus that
Speaker 1: had been away.
Speaker 2: They both have so much to see, you know.
Speaker 1: Their name is a brilliance Skirer The Boys Fragons Boggs
Speaker 1: episode two seventy eight, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 2: Not the Companion Now, not the talkbacks, not Slice Time,
Speaker 2: not Slice Time. It's our time, our time.
Speaker 1: Isn't that like look a website for the senior citizens
Speaker 1: set our time? Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Oh it is.
Speaker 1: It's like Tinder for senior citizens. It's called our time.
Speaker 1: Not even kidding.
Speaker 2: A great line from Fast Times at Richmond High, a
Speaker 2: classic movie with Sean Penn, and the teacher is yelling
Speaker 2: at him, saying you're what you're You're wasting my time,
Speaker 2: and he goes, well, if you're here and I'm here,
Speaker 2: visited our time, that's what I think. Uh huh. Jeff Speccoli,
Speaker 2: by the way, speaking of Fast Times Regiment High Coincidentally.
Speaker 1: All you mesophoniacs out there, I'm chewing it to the Oh. So,
Speaker 1: some people love it, some people call it a SMR.
Speaker 2: That's that's the same thing, scary people loving it and
Speaker 2: then saying it's a SMR. Other people who love it.
Speaker 2: You said you said, and this people who call it
Speaker 2: a you mean this, people hate it. People people, But
Speaker 2: we don't want to drive anybody away eating these put
Speaker 2: your food down. What is that, sponsor? Don't do it? No,
Speaker 2: their dried apple chips as it is. We met a
Speaker 2: lot of listeners on U on Thursday at Gandhi's art event.
Speaker 2: M Uh, let me get.
Speaker 1: Away with that, by the way, about that you look
Speaker 1: to get away with that, the fact that I'm eating
Speaker 1: dried apple chips and I'm not eating anything with sugar
Speaker 1: or anything, you know, anything added sugar.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: It's your your fourth quarter, scary. This isn't healthy time yet.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you. Man, I'm up.
Speaker 1: I'm up to fifth quarter already, so I gotta slope down.
Speaker 2: So I decided to eat the apple chips, all right,
Speaker 2: So we had we made a lot. We met a
Speaker 2: lot of slices at the Doandi event. Yeah, and uh
Speaker 2: every one of them said brody and scary. So I
Speaker 2: was very happy about that. It was nice to get
Speaker 2: a little first first named love. While once your retirement
Speaker 2: from the case, Yet that wasn't a retirement relaxing in
Speaker 2: the sleeping it I love that bat so slice caps.
Speaker 1: Brudie, I hope you're enjoying your retirement, and he jumped
Speaker 1: all over her. Dude, yea, I'm not seventy five years old.
Speaker 1: You're getting a pension. Maybe you should join our time.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right. So by the way, by the way, I
Speaker 2: met a guy uh through LinkedIn who does radio and
Speaker 2: he recently left his morning show. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: why'd you leave?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: And he was the host? Right, I said, why did
Speaker 2: you leave your morning show? You guys, you do? You
Speaker 2: do it really well? He goes, I was burnt out
Speaker 2: after all those years of getting up in the morning.
Speaker 2: I said, wow, really, how many years were you doing it?
Speaker 2: He said six six six six.
Speaker 1: I did some crazy math there. Brody four tied did
Speaker 1: four times that? Right, He's he's tired after six years.
Speaker 1: Imagine how I felt. Right anyway, And Danielle and I
Speaker 1: for twenty eight years. Do you know that it is
Speaker 1: a year longer than you were alive?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: Zee one hundred's longest running member show member of all time,
Speaker 1: John Bell, who was there for twenty seven years. Danielle
Speaker 1: and I are there for twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Years now, yes, but Elvis has more years than you. Well,
Speaker 2: there's that oh that Elvis would be Oh he forgot
Speaker 2: about Elvis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he started the morning show at the same
Speaker 1: time that me and Danielle did and all Your Night.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But in all fairness, Elvis was on the air
Speaker 2: before the morning show working at Zee one hundred twice.
Speaker 2: Didn he worked there, he left and came back. Uh huh, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's in. He's there over thirty years. You're never gonna
Speaker 2: catch Elvis unless he retires and they decided to keep
Speaker 2: you for some reason. I don't see a very good
Speaker 2: path forward there. I don't see that happening. I don't
Speaker 2: think you're gonna break Elvis' record. Anyone's going to break
Speaker 2: that record, no shot anyway anyway. So a lot of
Speaker 2: a lot of love from the slices at the event,
Speaker 2: which was nice. Got took a lot of pictures with people.
Speaker 2: I embarrassed Caroline. Caroline anything is Caroline. I apologize like
Speaker 2: four or five times. She had people signing the Elvis
Speaker 2: Durand book. You know, she's walking around with it, sneaking
Speaker 2: up on people. Could you sign this? Just very nice? Uh,
Speaker 2: A lot a lot of a lot of people had
Speaker 2: some great conversations with some slices who were big fans
Speaker 2: of the mic hat is going phone tap. I gotta
Speaker 2: tell them old stories about you know that that how
Speaker 2: that whole tap came about. Yep. Anyway, my favorite one
Speaker 2: of my favorite parts of the night was two of
Speaker 2: my favorite parts. One was when Skeary was in the
Speaker 2: entrance way to this huge tattoo club thing where the
Speaker 2: event was at. He was in the entrance way when
Speaker 2: you first walk in by the security guards with Robin
Speaker 2: his girlfriend. So I walked in and said hi to
Speaker 2: Robin of course, and Scary and listeners and Scary goes call,
Speaker 2: let's go towards the back because there's like there were
Speaker 2: VIP rooms in the back. I said, oh, what a right?
Speaker 1: Whatever?
Speaker 2: No, I heard there was beer back there, well here
Speaker 2: there was. There was also food back there, which is
Speaker 2: really why he wanted to go back now for the
Speaker 2: VIP part of it. Although you know, Scary can't pass
Speaker 2: up a velvet rope. So as we're walking back, listeners
Speaker 2: of the Morning Show are stopping him to say hi,
Speaker 2: and so he introduces the first two girls. He says, oh,
Speaker 2: this is my girlfriend Robin, you know Brody of course, Oh,
Speaker 2: I got Brody Robin, Oh, I got it to picture
Speaker 2: me and Robin tell me what up to the next
Speaker 2: walk to a couple more feet and people stop, scary
Speaker 2: and he said, oh, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: What's your name? This is Brody of course, if oh
Speaker 1: I got Brody is my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Robin. We get up to the third group of listeners
Speaker 2: and he doesn't turn around like he did the last
Speaker 2: two times, and he just kind of points over his
Speaker 2: shoulder and he points directly to me, this is my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Robin introduced me as his girl. All discombobulated at that.
Speaker 2: He was discombobulated, so and then Robin was like, what
Speaker 2: does that make me? Brody? I'm like, I guess that
Speaker 2: makes you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah for the moment, well listen it happens. We
Speaker 1: had a great time, though, awesome show. There are some great,
Speaker 1: great art on those walls. Some of it got you know,
Speaker 1: bought by people that you know, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: There was a few pieces that I was very interested in.
Speaker 2: There was a snake one that that Gandhi and her
Speaker 2: boyfriend Brandon painted, and there was some squid, a squid
Speaker 2: like a CNM and e'squelly fishy. Yeah they were And
Speaker 2: then of course the her signature elephant. Yeah, there was
Speaker 2: one that I wanted had rainbows around it, like rainbow colors,
Speaker 2: and it wasn't rainbows, just like very bright colors around
Speaker 2: the elephant. And uh, you raffled it off and gave
Speaker 2: it to somebody. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He basically said he wanted to purchase a piece of art.
Speaker 1: He told me to pick anyone I wanted from the wall.
Speaker 2: You were doing a microphone bit. You were on the mic,
Speaker 2: and you're on the mic and scary.
Speaker 1: I want you to he goes, I want you to
Speaker 1: pick a painting, any paint, anyone, anyone. And of course
Speaker 1: I picked the biggest one, the one I liked, which
Speaker 1: is also the most expensive. It was the most expensive.
Speaker 1: He saved me some money and I and I picked
Speaker 1: that one. And then he goes, great, he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna buy it. I don't care how much it is.
Speaker 1: Mister money bags over here, he goes, now, I want
Speaker 1: I want to pay it forward. I want you to
Speaker 1: pick a raffle out of the you know, out out
Speaker 1: of the hat, and I want you to award this
Speaker 1: painting to the next person.
Speaker 2: He didn't even want the painting, He just wanted to.
Speaker 1: Pay for it, so he paid for the next person
Speaker 1: to win, who turned out to be Gandhi's dentist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which also goes to show. Money goes to money,
Speaker 2: money goes to money. I have it to spend it.
Speaker 2: He's so, I was. I saved myself a shitload of
Speaker 2: money by not trying to buy that painting because he
Speaker 2: gave it away. No, save the ship. I save the
Speaker 2: shipload of money on Saturday Cars I did switching. I
Speaker 2: switched from Ico, and I saved money. Actually, I'm saving
Speaker 2: like two thousand dollars on my car insurance from getting
Speaker 2: off Geico unless they become a sponsor, in which case
Speaker 2: they I will. I will say, get goes a little
Speaker 2: more expensive. But as far as like taking care of
Speaker 2: me when I when people had accidents with my you know,
Speaker 2: my family, it was never our fault. They made sure
Speaker 2: we got paid. They you know, they did a really
Speaker 2: really good job of getting our you know, make sure
Speaker 2: our car got inspected. But they're a little little priceier
Speaker 2: than than some we bits. Still still bit but I
Speaker 2: did save a lot of money Saturday. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: about that later. I did notice though, because so the
Speaker 2: place we were at, I'm not gonna say the name
Speaker 2: of the place, because I'm not sure. I guess it's legal.
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna I'm gonna say. But it was a huge.
Speaker 2: It was like a massive store of Manhattan when in
Speaker 2: the real estate Manhattan is outrageous, so to have a
Speaker 2: store that size. It was like a club tattoo pallar.
Speaker 2: So it looked like an office with cubicles, but all
Speaker 2: the cubicles were like tables where you can get tattooed. Yep.
Speaker 1: So everywhere you looked there was somebody laying down. It
Speaker 1: was the headquarters for this place.
Speaker 2: Oh, they have multiple locations. No, it was the headquarters
Speaker 2: for the for the famous magazine.
Speaker 1: You could say what it is, it was oh inked
Speaker 1: INC Magazine, that's their head I.
Speaker 2: Didn't realize INC Magazine was rough. Okay, you have to
Speaker 2: have money to have a place this big for tattoos
Speaker 2: in Manhattan. Yeah, with the real estate.
Speaker 1: Well, some of the people, you know, people come from
Speaker 1: all around to be tattooed there. And I think that
Speaker 1: someone didn't get the memo that if you made your
Speaker 1: appointment for last Thursday night, you're gonna have.
Speaker 2: An audit going on a run, you're gonna have an audience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the chairs were in the middle and they were
Speaker 1: stanchioned off and people were just getting their tattoos done.
Speaker 2: All I saw was arm tats. There was no like
Speaker 2: boob tats going on. That was That would have been
Speaker 2: weird awful, Actually, that would have been great. Make up your mind.
Speaker 2: I mean it depends, you know, depends I think. I
Speaker 2: think if you're getting a tattoo under your boob, near
Speaker 2: your boob, around your boob, you get it. I call
Speaker 2: it a tittoo tittoo. I have a feeling you're not
Speaker 2: embarrassed being in public. What you boom out? What about
Speaker 2: a oh? That's uh, that's a twa too? Oh? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you went there.
Speaker 1: I had well, I had a god, what a better
Speaker 1: name than you gave. Okay, we wipe this. We're gonna
Speaker 1: wipe this clean. I gotta go. We gotta no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Dad's usual on this break. How are you gonna stop
Speaker 1: this one?
Speaker 2: Right here?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Call it, We're right back.
Speaker 1: That might have been the little vile joke we've ever
Speaker 1: made on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I said, twa yeah, two,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. What's a ta?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I don't know. Wow, we just
Speaker 2: went there. We just crushed another line. You you talk
Speaker 2: about s and your own d and we crossed the line,
Speaker 2: all right, I don't know, man. And so fourth minute,
Speaker 2: I got another one. If you get a tattoo between
Speaker 2: you button and you and your privates, a taint, t
Speaker 2: a taint too.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. You know someone's got one.
Speaker 1: You know someone's got one with like that says this
Speaker 1: way or enter here or don't there's somebody out there
Speaker 1: that or also the baenus the bonus. But it's yeah,
Speaker 1: I guarantee you think someone has a taint to Yes,
Speaker 1: people get tattoos everywhere, but they would can enjoy it
Speaker 1: over there. Somebody who's that in the area that is
Speaker 1: the most under of all undercarriages.
Speaker 2: I mean you have to be. But if you're doing
Speaker 2: something with a numerical value, you might see it. If
Speaker 2: you're on the bottom of a your if let's say
Speaker 2: you're you're a you're a six.
Speaker 1: It's a waste of money. The waste of money, all right,
Speaker 1: But and that's kind of hurt.
Speaker 2: It's got a hurt. What is that the gouch that
Speaker 2: area needs to call that the gouch. I never heard
Speaker 2: it called the go as a No, I've heard of
Speaker 2: the gun, but not the gouch. That's not it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's not Okay, we got to stop this. Can
Speaker 2: we go somewhere else? I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We were starting leaving a run? Can
Speaker 2: I okay? So can I tell you something? So Saturday
Speaker 2: night again, I went to my cousin's son's bar Mitzvah.
Speaker 2: So he's my cousin also, but he's alwa's my. He's
Speaker 2: my he's either my.
Speaker 1: First cousin twice removed, well my second cousin once removed.
Speaker 2: I got to figure that out. But anyway, he was
Speaker 2: he was fantastic, but one of my cousins. And he's
Speaker 2: eventually gonna hear this. He came up to me and
Speaker 2: he's like, hey, slice for life, Slice for life. He's
Speaker 2: my older cousin. He's very conservative in terms of his
Speaker 2: personality and ver he's very quiet, you know, he's you know,
Speaker 2: he's not the type to curse. Ever, he's very low key,
Speaker 2: very funny, very funny, but low key. He says, uh,
Speaker 2: he says f dill, he says to be f dill. Okay,
Speaker 2: so he's slipping in the lines. He says, I'm not
Speaker 2: up yet, but I'm still enjoying, very much enjoying, uh,
Speaker 2: the episodes. I'm about five or six behind, I said, listen,
Speaker 2: I said, Uh, I feel bad because I I say
Speaker 2: things that are not quite on your level. I say
Speaker 2: things above what you would say, because no, we love it.
Speaker 2: It's great, it's colorful, it's great. So I hope he
Speaker 2: enjoys the twat two and we're we're still marinating in
Speaker 2: it that Nope, nope, I noticed I separated the I
Speaker 2: separated the syllables. Still, so I just want to shout
Speaker 2: out to my shout out to my my cousin, who
Speaker 2: uh doesn't quite speak to what I do, but it
Speaker 2: has a great sense of humor.
Speaker 1: So we are one of the DJs friends of ours.
Speaker 1: Stop By scared the fuck out of me. On Saturday night,
Speaker 1: I was the Woodbridge Brewing Company with Danielle.
Speaker 2: I pulled up sponsor. I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: not just the conversation. I'll let you get away from
Speaker 2: the sacond conversation, but I'm gonna point it out, pulled
Speaker 2: it out because the slices are always on me. When
Speaker 2: I missed one, let you get away with this one.
Speaker 1: Got out of my car, got out of my car,
Speaker 1: get it into my stream, closed the door, didn't even
Speaker 1: get into the bar yet. Some guy comes out of
Speaker 1: the shadows from across the street.
Speaker 2: Scary.
Speaker 1: I'm like a scared the hell out of me. I
Speaker 1: thought this guy was gonna gun me down or something
Speaker 1: it was. It turns out no such luck. It was
Speaker 1: a slice for life. Oh very nice, really turned out.
Speaker 2: What was it? What was the name? Uh, dj Amish.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for him, Oh, dj Amish. He sent us
Speaker 2: as Spotify rap. He's one of our number one podcast
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 1: I got scared first, and I'm like, oh, hey, what's up, Homish.
Speaker 1: I was like, he's I'm sorry I did I didn't
Speaker 1: get into the club yet. I'm like, yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: get to the bar yet. But then on my way,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta go. He came to say hello,
Speaker 1: and then he busted out of there. I guess he
Speaker 1: had a gig to do.
Speaker 2: All right. If we're your number one podcast, then you
Speaker 2: get your Spotify rap. Feel free to screenshot it with
Speaker 2: your screen name on it so that we can instant
Speaker 2: story it, you'll give you a little love. Absolutely. Oh
Speaker 2: more about Gandhi's party. Did you notice, because it's now
Speaker 2: legal in New York that a couple of members of
Speaker 2: the Elves Strand Morning Show may have been a little stoned,
Speaker 2: may have may have been people under the umbrella of
Speaker 2: Elvis Strand Morning Show. I think we're a little well,
Speaker 2: hey Brody, nice to see you.
Speaker 1: Know what they had in the back they had They
Speaker 1: had some fresh flower, bud weed marijuana.
Speaker 2: Well they had they had They had a like a
Speaker 2: basket of a pre made that somebody thought was like
Speaker 2: you remember the old gum with the rapper on. It
Speaker 2: would blow like gums smoke out. They thought it was
Speaker 2: like candy. It was not.
Speaker 1: Well, we talked about this on this podcast, did we
Speaker 1: or did we not what happened to me in Costa
Speaker 1: Rica with the chocolate or did we not talk about that?
Speaker 2: No? I don't think we talked about that. Oh dude,
Speaker 2: this exact thing happened to me.
Speaker 1: My buddies brought a punch bar, which is chocolate bar,
Speaker 1: and the little little little uh you know, squares like
Speaker 1: giored deli squares individually wrapped with nothing on the wrapper
Speaker 1: that would indicate it to anything other than a wrap.
Speaker 2: It, said Geared Delli.
Speaker 1: On the just just like a like a wrapped chocolate
Speaker 1: in cell of Fhane looked like a Gioredeli, he put
Speaker 1: gear DELI, I think it's Gearedeli.
Speaker 2: But okay, hard G or soft G. I think it's
Speaker 2: soft g.
Speaker 1: Anyway, so he'd next, so we would put Cadbury chocolate
Speaker 1: bars in the refrigerator in that side slot of the
Speaker 1: refrigerator in Costa Rica. On your side slot, my side
Speaker 1: slot gets into the.
Speaker 2: The Cadbury's in there.
Speaker 1: He dumps a bunch of these unmarked chocolates on top
Speaker 1: of the Cadbury. Now me, you know me, I get
Speaker 1: those late night munchies. I knew the Cadbury was in there,
Speaker 1: I knew where it was, and I put my hand
Speaker 1: in there. I'm like, oh chocolate, I'm like individually wrapped chocolate.
Speaker 1: I opened up the punch. It was a punch, bart dude,
Speaker 1: it was it was weed. I almost like dosed myself
Speaker 1: Boa Italian after working in South America, What are you
Speaker 1: looking at?
Speaker 2: Italian said, but he'd be fun English American.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's accepted both ways, both ways, he said Gary Delli.
Speaker 2: Both times. All right, yeah, all of them? Geared DELI, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've been to gied Deeli Square in San Francisco, whatever
Speaker 2: it is, and I called the Jiliway. I ate one
Speaker 2: of these, and I was I was like, are you
Speaker 2: kidding me? Like you just ate an entire one that
Speaker 2: was like a hundred milligrams. I'm like, get the funk
Speaker 2: out of here, Like, are you only supposed to do
Speaker 2: like one little mini square of the nine squares? Dude?
Speaker 2: I spit it out. I got so crazy, I drank
Speaker 2: all this water.
Speaker 1: Spit it up. But yeah, man, and I was stoned
Speaker 1: from the little that I ate. I slept great that night.
Speaker 1: But why did nobody tell you? Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: why do you put the chocolate on top of the chocolate?
Speaker 1: Jetski Brian did it. He's like, I don't know, eg
Speaker 1: he goes, he goes, it's chocolate. So I figured it
Speaker 1: should go with the chocolate. So I put it next
Speaker 1: to the Cadbury.
Speaker 2: I said. He knew, He of course he knew.
Speaker 1: But it was unlabeled, so anyone could have stuck their
Speaker 1: hands in there thinking they see Cadberry and they see
Speaker 1: this unmarked chocolate and they're like, oh, I guess it's
Speaker 1: a different type of chocolate, but that, but nobody said
Speaker 1: that this is frigging.
Speaker 2: Th HC marijuana? Would you? Okay? But it was wrapped
Speaker 2: and had no name on it? Yes? Why would you
Speaker 2: eat no name chocolate in a in a in a
Speaker 2: in a foreign country? Wouldn't you at least his store
Speaker 2: at somebody? It was like, it's like when you do
Speaker 2: the bags of miniatures, right, you open the bag, you
Speaker 2: dumb all the miniatures somewhere, and now you got individually
Speaker 2: wrapped chocolates.
Speaker 1: Okay, but they're all but they have the product name
Speaker 1: on it. I know, but I didn't know any better.
Speaker 1: Why didn't it say punch bar? If it said punch bar,
Speaker 1: I knew it would have been anyway.
Speaker 2: All right, this is good forget it all right? All right? Well,
Speaker 2: why are your dog's barking? Because they the maleman, the
Speaker 2: male carrier is here? I don't know. Anyway. I want
Speaker 2: to tell you about another cousin of mine, and I
Speaker 2: want to tell I want you to tell me, on
Speaker 2: a scale one to ten, how upset you would be.
Speaker 2: So my cousin's husband, So he's not blood okay, but
Speaker 2: he's been in a family of like you know, twenty two,
Speaker 2: twenty three, twenty four years long time, okay, And over
Speaker 2: the course of the years, I run two fantasy football leagues.
Speaker 2: I'm in three, but I run two. One is a
Speaker 2: family member's only league and one is a friend league. Okay,
Speaker 2: I I about I don't know, fifteen seven, six, fifteen
Speaker 2: years ago, I had an opening and I let this
Speaker 2: cousin in law, you know, he's a cousin's a cousin
Speaker 2: in law into my family league and he competed. He
Speaker 2: does a good job. He's an Eagles fans, so we
Speaker 2: don't you know, it's fine, and a lot of my
Speaker 2: family are Eagles fans, so he put him in the
Speaker 2: Eagles fan divisions. Unfortunate. Yeah, And I don't know. About
Speaker 2: seven or eight years ago, I had an opening in
Speaker 2: my friend league. So I said, oh, you know what
Speaker 2: if you'd like I have an opening, he said, oh,
Speaker 2: I love to I love the rules you play by.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll be in both your leagues. And he's in
Speaker 1: both my leagues. And he rarely ever trades.
Speaker 2: You send a trade to him and he's like, even
Speaker 2: if it's close to fair, he'll then send back a
Speaker 2: trade where he gets one hundred dollars you know worth
Speaker 2: of talent, and you get five. You're like, come on, man,
Speaker 2: I sent you a trade. It was pretty close. Okay.
Speaker 2: And by the way, don't reference the thing from the
Speaker 2: other league I told you about last time, because that
Speaker 2: was approved. Anyway, about three years ago, he says, hey,
Speaker 2: can my son joined the family league? I see we
Speaker 2: have an opening again.
Speaker 1: I said, sure, your son's fourteen fifteen, he's old enough.
Speaker 2: He can join the league, no problem. And you know
Speaker 2: what happens when you have a kid that young. He
Speaker 2: doesn't pay attention. He doesn't really draft, he doesn't check
Speaker 2: his wave, he doesn't really do one hundred percent what
Speaker 2: he should, right, so everybody plays and beats him. So
Speaker 2: I said, listen, your kid's got to step up a
Speaker 2: little bit. He's got to pay attention to his team. Okay, great.
Speaker 2: Then last year he says to me, hey, we got
Speaker 2: another opening in the friend league. I'd really like my
Speaker 2: son to be in both of my leagues. Would that
Speaker 2: be okay? I said, you know what, Yeah, he's my cousin,
Speaker 2: just like you are. He seems to be getting better. Okay,
Speaker 2: he can be in both leagues. Okay, So look, I'm
Speaker 2: a good guy. Right.
Speaker 1: I let my cousin in law in both leagues. I
Speaker 1: let his kids in both leagues. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: And I really wanted my cousin, Steven, the one I
Speaker 2: just told you about, who's very conservative and doesn't you know,
Speaker 2: he's very quiet and doesn't talk. You know, he doesn't
Speaker 2: he doesn't curse at all. I really wanted him in
Speaker 2: the league. When I before I let the guy's son
Speaker 2: in the league, I said, I got this opening. He's like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I don't really play fantasy football. You
Speaker 2: guys know what you're doing. I got to read up
Speaker 2: on it. Maybe next year, meaning this year. I asked
Speaker 2: him last year. So instead of Stephen, I let my
Speaker 2: cousin's son in the league. So I'm at the bar
Speaker 2: mits for Saturday night and I say to Stephen, h boy,
Speaker 2: I really wish you joined the fantasy football league, you know.
Speaker 2: He says, Oh, I did join the fantasy football league.
Speaker 2: I did. He goes, yeah, I'm in the family league.
Speaker 2: What Wait a second, I'm like, what do you mean
Speaker 2: You're in the family league. You're part of the family brody, right,
Speaker 2: I said, who's running a family league? He says, my
Speaker 2: cousin in law, the guy who sawn, He and my
Speaker 2: son are in my leagues. So I said, what do
Speaker 2: you mean you're in his league. I asked you to
Speaker 2: join my league three years in a row. You said, no, Well,
Speaker 2: this is more of a beginner league. A lot of
Speaker 2: the kids are in the league, some of the wives.
Speaker 2: It's not a you know, a hardcore league. So I
Speaker 2: go up to my cousin in law. I said, uh,
Speaker 2: I said, yo, I what's this. You got a fantasy
Speaker 2: football league. Oh yeah, it's a family league. What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I'm family You're in my family league. So he says, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, it started off. It started off. You know
Speaker 2: it's supposed to be just the kids, and uh, you
Speaker 2: know you would eat it up. You're too hard core,
Speaker 2: you'd win. And I go. He goes, nobody in the
Speaker 2: league is really hard core. I said, you're in the league.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Well I'm in the league. But you know,
Speaker 1: he wants because he wants to be the star of
Speaker 1: the show. He wants to win. Here doesn't one you
Speaker 1: you know, he doesn't want you to be in there.
Speaker 2: So I do it. So I so this point, I'm like,
Speaker 2: not one hundred percent annoyed. Yeah, but I'm partially annoyed.
Speaker 2: He says, yeah, it's a big league. We have a
Speaker 2: lot of teams. I said, I what do you mean
Speaker 2: you have a lot of teams. He says, yeah, we
Speaker 2: have a lot of teams. We have fifteen teams. So
Speaker 2: I said, wait a minute, what do you mean you
Speaker 2: have fifteen? Fifteen teams an odd number. It's an odd number.
Speaker 2: He says, oh, well, everyone gets it. Bye week, everyone's
Speaker 2: off and each week one team is off, which is weird.
Speaker 2: So I said, wait a minute. Why wouldn't you just
Speaker 2: have an even number of teams? He says to me
Speaker 2: with I'm thinking, oh, we couldn't find a sixteenth player. Hello.
Speaker 2: So I said, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I said, it's bad enough you have a league you
Speaker 1: call the family league. Everybody in the league is related
Speaker 1: to me. You admit it, you're too good. So this
Speaker 1: is like, this is like going out on a date, right,
Speaker 1: or going out with Let's say you going out with
Speaker 1: a bunch of girls and you decide to like bring
Speaker 1: in a hot guy with you. That hot guy is
Speaker 1: going to clean up and you're gonna be looking like
Speaker 1: chopped liver. Right, So that's what he's doing to you.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want you in the league. See, because you
Speaker 1: are going to come in, You're going to clean up,
Speaker 1: and you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna win at the end of the year. Is he
Speaker 2: has taken advantage of my cousin Steve as all the kids. Yes,
Speaker 2: is there money involved and he's given no, but he's
Speaker 2: given everybody a week off because they don't have an
Speaker 2: even number of teams.
Speaker 1: Wow, he went through that great of a length and
Speaker 1: he says it to me to keep you out even
Speaker 1: like that, but I'm blank and he's like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: couldn't find it saying this.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 1: After he said it, he realized, what the fuck I think?
Speaker 1: He thinks you're a pain in the taint.
Speaker 2: This is what happens when you have family that's not
Speaker 2: blood related. This is it. His wife would never do
Speaker 2: this to me. He did it.
Speaker 1: He's an Eagles Phillies fan and that's why he did it.
Speaker 1: Tell me to go fuck himself right here on the
Speaker 1: podcast what fuck you cousin in law?
Speaker 2: It's the boys podcast. Nah, that's gonna cast some drama. No,
Speaker 2: it's not. Because my cousin Stephen listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Will not wrap me out and my cousin in law,
Speaker 2: whose name shall not be said, does not listen to
Speaker 2: the podcast.
Speaker 1: Olly buddy, you would be so proud of me. I
Speaker 1: threw a fit. I had a rant on the radio.
Speaker 1: I like it already. I like where this is going?
Speaker 2: Nah, I said it. I said it on the air.
Speaker 1: I said, I'll be I'm gonna be brief, I said,
Speaker 1: but and I was like, you know, at the end
Speaker 1: of it, he was like, he goes, that wasn't brief.
Speaker 2: But I went off.
Speaker 1: I went off on airports who decide to put carpeting
Speaker 1: on the floor. There's no fucking good point to have
Speaker 1: carpeting in the airport, because there is. It slows down
Speaker 1: what hold on, It slows down the baggage because you're
Speaker 1: rolling your roller, book bag. You're talking about the middle
Speaker 1: section the actual walkway, the walkway right the airport is carpeted.
Speaker 1: It's like that in Miami. It's like that in Fort
Speaker 1: Lauderdale is it shag carpeting? Like really, it's the carpeting
Speaker 1: and it's like you're pulling your bags and you know,
Speaker 1: you're trying to like wheel your bag across and you know,
Speaker 1: I and plus it's just unsanitary. Thousands and thousands of
Speaker 1: people walk through there every day. You think that thing
Speaker 1: gets cleaned off, In no way. It absorbs. It's like
Speaker 1: a It's like a long, fucking bushy mustache and beard.
Speaker 1: It absorbs all the smells, all the flavors, all the oils,
Speaker 1: all the disgusting dirt under people's shoes.
Speaker 2: Are you saying beards are disgusting like an airport the
Speaker 2: carpet area.
Speaker 1: Uncamped beards could be mustaches, flavors, call them flavor savers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I don't have a mustache or a beard.
Speaker 1: By the way, I think it's so disgusting to have that,
Speaker 1: to have that, like those hairs over my mouth. Everything
Speaker 1: I everything, I sip, everything I eat, you know, it's weird,
Speaker 1: gets into my mustache. I don't know now that I
Speaker 1: don't mean to like shit all over people. I know
Speaker 1: there's a lot of slices who have beards.
Speaker 2: And mustached about that. But here's what I find unusual. Now,
Speaker 2: you and I grew up. I'm gonna say you and
Speaker 2: I were children of the seventies, late seventies, right, eighties, eighties. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but the seventies and eighties, Yeah, I know how old.
Speaker 2: Just scary. You from the seventies, so you're from the
Speaker 2: seventies nineties. All the men, all the men had mustaches
Speaker 2: and sideburns, and everyone had you know, bushy privates. It
Speaker 2: was a hairy.
Speaker 1: Generations, bushy privates. It used to do sports on the
Speaker 1: morning show, right, bushy privates. We'll be back with the highlights.
Speaker 2: After this, and men, especially Italian men, would unbutton their
Speaker 2: shirt or their chest hair would show, and their gold
Speaker 2: chains would lay on the chest heads. And now now
Speaker 2: at a time in the twenty tens, twenty twenties when
Speaker 2: men and women are plucking, shaving, and waxing almost the
Speaker 2: entire body, am I right, yeah right, we're shaving ourselves
Speaker 2: to pre pubescent times. Yeah, I got no problem though,
Speaker 2: I don't say you did. I don't problem with either.
Speaker 1: Now that people are removing hair from every part of
Speaker 1: their body, and women are like, I don't like hand
Speaker 1: down there. It gets in the way. I don't like
Speaker 1: hand down there, and men say the same thing. You know,
Speaker 1: men are putting hair on their face. Men are growing
Speaker 1: beards again, I know. And women are kissing men with
Speaker 1: beards when they said they don't like hair, and they're
Speaker 1: putting their mouths right into the hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty nasty. I'm not saying it's nasty. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying I'm saying it doesn't make sense. It's long
Speaker 2: and unkempt.
Speaker 1: It's listen, if you got the drake going, you know,
Speaker 1: like a really close you know, you see the beard,
Speaker 1: but it's like kind of night manicured and it's spray
Speaker 1: painted shaped.
Speaker 2: I like a nice shaped beard. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 2: You like a burly lumberjack beard.
Speaker 1: But no, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's the
Speaker 1: ones that I don't like.
Speaker 2: I think some beards look good on some guys, and
Speaker 2: you have to wear a flannel shirt. I feel like
Speaker 2: that's the combo. I'm just saying. If you don't, if
Speaker 2: people are like, you know, I don't like hair, then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, you got hair in the most
Speaker 2: important place on your body. It's all like I couldn't
Speaker 2: I couldn't eat the sandwich, I couldn't eat pizza. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about. I said this, But again, if
Speaker 2: you have a beard and facial here, God bless you,
Speaker 2: I'm saying for me, it would never work.
Speaker 1: I'm too messy of an eater. I like a good sandwich.
Speaker 1: I like ice cream. Imagine like flicking an ice cream cone.
Speaker 1: Beds getting in it, mister softy, get a vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 2: Those hair, those hairs are getting in there. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 2: get to lean old. I were a heat down. How
Speaker 2: do you do? Okay, this is getting nasty. How is
Speaker 2: it nasty?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, eat nice, skimming bed. I couldn't do
Speaker 1: it gross. Some people can do it. I can't do it. Nah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't look like I've had beard. Do they come
Speaker 1: in red?
Speaker 2: It's not for me. Not for me. I can't do
Speaker 2: it red. The beard's coming red. My beard would when
Speaker 2: I was younger, my beard came like it would come
Speaker 2: in like reddish brown, reddish brown. Really? Ah, yeah, Brody,
Speaker 2: I'll show you pictures. I won't send them to you
Speaker 2: becase you'll post them, but i'll show your pictures someday.
Speaker 2: I think the slices want to see this. I used
Speaker 2: to have red hair as a kid. I had blonde
Speaker 2: hair as a kid. I have changed colors a bunch
Speaker 2: of times. Did it happens? Okay, all right, it happens.
Speaker 2: That's fine. What happens. My people have multi colored hair, comes,
Speaker 2: comes and.
Speaker 1: Goes, hey, I had a piece of sound that I
Speaker 1: wanted to play reminded me of you.
Speaker 2: Actually, Oh good, and I have I have a we'll
Speaker 2: do a sound segment later. Yeah. Full, so I'll tell
Speaker 2: you how I saved uh a load of money Saturday
Speaker 2: on you on your car insurance. Yeah. Still the joke
Speaker 2: didn't work the second time. You're a dick.
Speaker 1: So this was this was something that this guy. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is a story, a story of hope. This is
Speaker 1: something that Brody would do if he could take advantage.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, here he is here. You need to
Speaker 1: set up what it is I'm gonna hear.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think it speaks for itself.
Speaker 1: It was a real on Instagram, and I'm like, if
Speaker 1: Brodie could get away with this, he would do it. Brodie,
Speaker 1: You'll think this guy, You'll think this guy is genius.
Speaker 2: Here you go.
Speaker 3: I'm so we could eat for free and.
Speaker 2: Fuck this guy.
Speaker 3: Fun fact the Chinese man rebooked a plane ticket over
Speaker 3: three hundred times so we could eat for free in
Speaker 3: the airline's first class lounge. The man purchased a first class,
Speaker 3: fully refundable ticket aboard China Eastern Airlines, but he wasn't
Speaker 3: actually trying to fly anywhere. He just wanted to eat
Speaker 3: for free. The man would show up at the airport
Speaker 3: clear security, then enter the first class lounge, enjoy a
Speaker 3: meal and some drinks, and he would then call into
Speaker 3: the airline and rebook his flight for the next day
Speaker 3: and leave the airport. The next day, he'd show back
Speaker 3: up at the airport, clear security, eat, drink, rebook, and leave.
Speaker 3: The man did this over three hundred times before someone
Speaker 3: at China Eastern Airlines finally figured out his scheme. A
Speaker 3: representative from the airline confronted the man the next time
Speaker 3: he came into the airport, but there was technically nothing
Speaker 3: they could do, as the man was operating inside the
Speaker 3: tickets policy. But by that point the man had eaten
Speaker 3: to his fill and canceled this fully refundable ticket and
Speaker 3: got all three hundred times so we could eat.
Speaker 1: I don't quite know what happened there at the end then, anyway.
Speaker 2: But how great is that? I think it's a clever scenario.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I wouldn't do it once or twice.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's a schlep to go back to the
Speaker 2: airport I mean that's dedication.
Speaker 1: I mean, you have to have nothing to do with
Speaker 1: your life to show up at the airport every single day.
Speaker 2: But oh listen, if you don't have money or you're uh,
Speaker 2: you really like the airport food, you know in this lounge,
Speaker 2: and you live nearby, you know, if he lives like
Speaker 2: two miles away, it's clever. I get him credit for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you would you didn't think of it. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's something that you would. You would do
Speaker 1: if you, let's say you the next door something.
Speaker 2: I'll say, you live five minutes from the airport, I would.
Speaker 2: I would do it once, maybe twice to say I
Speaker 2: did it, But I wouldn't go three hundred times because
Speaker 2: involved with booking and rebooking and a lot of I'm
Speaker 2: not a schlepper. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I wanted to point that guy out. I mean,
Speaker 1: I get him props. That's why I did it. But
Speaker 1: that's a that's a great so.
Speaker 2: To the moment. That's we, that's we really good, we
Speaker 2: really good. I just wanted to play that for you.
Speaker 2: That's all that made me think of you the other day.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice, you're thinking to me. Yeah, sometimes you
Speaker 2: think you introduced me as your girlfriend. It's nice. You know.
Speaker 2: You know who I saw uh on Thursday night we
Speaker 2: were out is our good friend Cheryl. Yes, Cheryl is
Speaker 2: the kind of person that if you met her for
Speaker 2: the first time, after like seven or eight seconds, you'd
Speaker 2: be like, oh, I love this woman. She's so bubbly,
Speaker 2: so complimentary, so fun. And she says to me, we
Speaker 2: know we should all hang out. We should you should
Speaker 2: hang out. I said, yeah, I see. I see you
Speaker 2: on scaries Instagram page all the time, hanging out under
Speaker 2: the bus. Didn't you no, no, no, she says, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll come. You don't come with us? I go, huh huh.
Speaker 2: She said, are you saying scary as an inviting you?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't invite you've did you come out any time? Anytime?
Speaker 2: I'll text you? He said, we go out, I'll invite you.
Speaker 2: I said, okay, good Brodie. So now I don't need
Speaker 2: your invites me. If you if you hang out with
Speaker 2: me and my friends, it's a world of heartache for you.
Speaker 2: I won't eat the chocolate, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2: It will be a world of heartache. I absolutely would
Speaker 2: be because I don't We don't gel that way. We don't.
Speaker 2: We don't. We we jeil differently. We yeah, we jel
Speaker 2: at Mets games.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there would be a fight over the
Speaker 1: check every single time.
Speaker 2: Oh, I wouldn't go to dinner with you. With you
Speaker 2: and your friends, well, that's what we do.
Speaker 1: We got to eat, we got to drink, and when
Speaker 1: it comes time for you, you know, to buy around.
Speaker 2: I mean, you don't really drink. So it's like, well,
Speaker 2: that's why your birthday party. When we went out of
Speaker 2: your birthday party, I didn't even know order a soda
Speaker 2: because I didn't want any part of splitting that your
Speaker 2: friends were all drinking twelve year old Scotch as if
Speaker 2: it was their birthday. Yeah, because that's what you do
Speaker 2: when you get to your friends your old Yeah.
Speaker 1: But they all had everybody partakes everybody butchersipates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they were drinking, like all of them had
Speaker 2: checks over one hundred dollars, well over one hundred, and
Speaker 2: some of them were buying for their girlfriends, their wives.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get in the middle of that. No,
Speaker 2: what I'm not paying one hundred dollars for a soda.
Speaker 2: I'm out. But I hung out with them. I like
Speaker 2: all your friends very much, So we need to like
Speaker 2: go to the movies or something where it won't cost me.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna like, let's go to a Chinese buffet
Speaker 2: where there's a set price. You know, I'm in for that.
Speaker 2: We need to go, we need to do you know what,
Speaker 2: Let's go to a place in Jersey that's b yob. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. We'll go to a great restaurant. You bring
Speaker 2: your own, then we're good. A few of my buddies
Speaker 2: went out this afternoon to Capitol Grill, Oh, one of
Speaker 2: my favorite take places, and they were about five or
Speaker 2: six guys getting together and then sex on the way.
Speaker 1: Dave chimes in's on the group chat. No, no, he's not.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, so, who's all coming out like this?
Speaker 1: I mean I I obviously I wasn't because I'm here
Speaker 1: with you doing this. And Anthony Falco was like, okay,
Speaker 1: you got this guy, that guy, this guy, this guy,
Speaker 1: and this guy. And then Dave was like, and I'm
Speaker 1: watching the texts go by. I'm watching Dave immediately pussy
Speaker 1: foot his way backwards out of going to load. Well, no,
Speaker 1: because he knew that the list of guys that were
Speaker 1: going we're gonna make this a six hour lunch because
Speaker 1: they all got nothing to do, and these are the
Speaker 1: guys that by the top shelf Scotch. So Dave was like, oh, wait,
Speaker 1: on second thought, maybe I'll just meet you there after.
Speaker 1: I want to get some extra reps in at the gym,
Speaker 1: right right. So I'm sitting there thinking like he's weasling
Speaker 1: his way out of lunch because he knows the group
Speaker 1: he's going with three hundred dollar lun they're gonna run up,
Speaker 1: They're gonna run up the score. And he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm okay there, I'm not gonna go this.
Speaker 2: He disinvited himself. It was very funny on the way
Speaker 2: Dave was a frugal man like myself.
Speaker 1: Well, no, not normally, but when it comes to certain people,
Speaker 1: you know, there there are red flags.
Speaker 2: We all have red flags in our group.
Speaker 1: Don't you think I could be the red flag to you?
Speaker 1: Because you make what I said? Yeah, because if you,
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not exactly someone who pays any mind
Speaker 1: to what I'm like spending. I'm just kind of out
Speaker 1: for a good time. I wony have the sound of
Speaker 1: that video of the Italian guy ordering food at the
Speaker 1: restaurant brilliant. I have that as well. Did we well
Speaker 1: on Instagram? I mean did I send it to you
Speaker 1: or did you send it to me?
Speaker 2: You send it to me, Brodie, I'll play it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I always connect that Scary. I always. I always
Speaker 2: joke with Scary that he orders appetizers for the table
Speaker 2: because he wants one of everything, and this way everyone's
Speaker 2: forced to have to chip in for his eight appetizers.
Speaker 2: So he's like, oh, I'll get He tells the way
Speaker 2: to get called maar. We'll get fruit with them, We'll
Speaker 2: get the garlic notts, we'll get the whatever, right, zucchini sticks.
Speaker 2: He orders like eight appetizers table and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: I don't want half of those. So Scary sends me
Speaker 2: a video that says, if you're Italian, you know about it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got it right here, you got it.
Speaker 4: Laugh out with Tians or like, no for the table,
Speaker 4: just get it for the for the kids. That's why
Speaker 4: when you said that, because it get the cookies for
Speaker 4: the you know, it's always for the pizza.
Speaker 2: For the kids. You don't order some things for the table.
Speaker 2: You got no class?
Speaker 4: Just saying the words for the table is the most
Speaker 4: Italian ship. But it just makes the most sense just
Speaker 4: for the table.
Speaker 2: Get it, get it for the I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't to Soprano did that to get some moneyon
Speaker 1: rings for the table.
Speaker 2: I want for the table. That was the last episode
Speaker 2: for the table.
Speaker 1: But no, these guys that by the way, that's courtesy
Speaker 1: of Growing Up Italian podcast.
Speaker 2: But that one guy, he's like, it shows you have class. No,
Speaker 2: it doesn't. It shows you want to eat like a
Speaker 2: gavone and you're blaming the table for it. You're like,
Speaker 2: I think it shows class. I think I think.
Speaker 1: I think people should be entitled to want to try
Speaker 1: what's on the menu. You all go in there together
Speaker 1: with the same curiosity. Do you want to explore you
Speaker 1: want to explore the menu together? I don't want some
Speaker 1: some ordering for me the skoojeal because he wants the skoelt.
Speaker 1: But the beauty of that is then you get to
Speaker 1: throw an item in that you want to try, and
Speaker 1: then this way.
Speaker 2: But my ship and I'm stuck with the broccoli. Nobody wanted.
Speaker 2: That's what every time we go for the table, here's
Speaker 2: what happens. I order them Mozzarelli sticks, right the fucking
Speaker 2: way to put them down at the end of the
Speaker 2: table by you. By the time they get to me,
Speaker 2: there's no.
Speaker 1: Montrelli sticks left, and then I'm stuck eating the cauliflower.
Speaker 2: I think the best way to eat is when everything's
Speaker 2: for the table. I really do. And as funds as.
Speaker 1: You is, someone who eats everything and you get your
Speaker 1: favorite in front of you. If you're gonna order for
Speaker 1: the table, you say, okay, I'm ordered for the table,
Speaker 1: but I want the montreal sticks to hit me first.
Speaker 2: They gotta hit me first. That's fair enough.
Speaker 1: If broccoli raw, if I the shit, I don't eat
Speaker 1: well straight and Haight even said, look, he said, scary.
Speaker 1: That's that's exactly what you should be doing after this
Speaker 1: job is over. When when you're finished with this career,
Speaker 1: open up a restaurant and call it for the table.
Speaker 2: Oh, you just ruined it. Where the only thing.
Speaker 1: I get, the only thing is on the You can't
Speaker 1: order individual, it's everything.
Speaker 2: Everything is for the Everything is for the table. No
Speaker 2: matter what you order, it goes in the middle. That
Speaker 2: was a great idea you just gave away for free.
Speaker 2: You should edit that out. No, someone's gonna act on that.
Speaker 1: And you put a lazy Susan in the middle. And
Speaker 1: I had a great idea the tables would be lazy
Speaker 1: Susan and then this way you just go. You just
Speaker 1: start spinning it and like, oh, I'll take that. I'll
Speaker 1: take some of that because everything is communal, everything's for
Speaker 1: the table.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I had two ideas for restaurants. Yeah. One I'll
Speaker 2: never tell you why, because I'll tell you why because
Speaker 2: the first idea I had, I told you this story.
Speaker 2: So I'll tell this on the podcast and I'll even
Speaker 2: tell you who it was. Now he's an iron chef.
Speaker 2: He's a big shot on the Food Network. Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: We were working together at Old Navy and again I've
Speaker 2: told this story, and they wanted to open up a
Speaker 2: coffee bar because it starts it was just mid nineties
Speaker 2: when Starbucks was exploding. He' said, oh, we're gonna have
Speaker 2: a coffee division. We need names for the drinks. So
Speaker 2: I said, oh, how about Cold Navy because the Old
Speaker 2: Navy will have like the Cold Coffee, but called Cold Navy.
Speaker 2: There's Oh that's good, And I said, how about a gappuccino.
Speaker 2: He's like, I love that idea. The next day he
Speaker 2: comes in and goes, Hey, David, just want to let
Speaker 2: you know I copyrighted the name, so I don't even
Speaker 2: try it. I own that name now, so if the
Speaker 2: company goes with it, I'm getting money out of it.
Speaker 1: Wow, what an asshole. Well I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: a company. The company never went with the name.
Speaker 2: No, because the coffee division failed. But he is an
Speaker 2: iron chef and he's a big deal on the Food Network,
Speaker 2: and uh, I know who it is. I know you
Speaker 2: know who it is.
Speaker 1: I will just take a break. Then, all right, Wait,
Speaker 1: why can't we see who it is? Because you just
Speaker 1: you just called him an asshole and I don't think
Speaker 1: that I don't know, well, I could still have that feeling.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I'm going to say he's a businessman,
Speaker 2: he has a lot of restaurants, all right? Is all right?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Name Sary and Verdie.
Speaker 1: It's something I wanted to throw in there that I
Speaker 1: saw the other day that made me laugh. You know,
Speaker 1: Lester Holt from Channel four from NBC News, the Nightly News.
Speaker 2: Very very distinguished gentleman.
Speaker 1: On Saturday mornings, he does a kid's edition like it's
Speaker 1: a Saturday It's the Nightly News kids edition. So what
Speaker 1: do you what do you think is different about Leicester
Speaker 1: Holt on Saturday mornings for the kids.
Speaker 2: Well, Lester whole tall like this. He's very dignous, he
Speaker 2: talks the same way. Does he use the little kid words? No,
Speaker 2: he wears a hoodie.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, Google it, Google image it Lester
Speaker 1: Holt Natly News Kids Edition.
Speaker 2: I just think it's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's like the producers and the writers are like, we
Speaker 1: didn't need to make this relatable for the children.
Speaker 2: So Lester, You're going to wear a black hoodie. It's
Speaker 2: fucking hilarious. Okay I found one picture He's on Sesame Street. No,
Speaker 2: just just type in Lester Holt. I did.
Speaker 1: It's hysterical anyway, Lester Holt wearing a hoodie is just
Speaker 1: some of the funniest things.
Speaker 2: I funniest thing I've seen anyway. Hey, how is your
Speaker 2: thanks You see it? Yeah? That is odd. It's weird, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I kind of came out of nowhere. How is your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: We didn't talk about this. This is our first episode
Speaker 1: from Mike like two three weeks now. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I went to Costa Rica. I didn't talk about any
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 2: No, just your your marijuana possible chocolate experience. What Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: was good? We went to we went to a really
Speaker 2: nice restaurant in New Jersey, really nice, and by really nice,
Speaker 2: I mean really expensive. And nobody in my family likes
Speaker 2: turkey except me. Yeah, I love dark meat turkey. But
Speaker 2: when you go to restaurants, they pretty much serve white
Speaker 2: meat turkey. I don't know what they do with the
Speaker 2: dark meat that you know.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And they had like a price fixed turkey dinner, so
Speaker 2: it was like you got turkey, you got uh, sweet potatoes,
Speaker 2: and they had mushroom stuffing, and then some other vegetable
Speaker 2: I wouldn't eat, but you can't substitute. Maybe that potatoes.
Speaker 2: That's something that I need. It was some potatoes. So
Speaker 2: I call up the day before and I say, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: I'm coming for dinner tomorrow night, family of five. I
Speaker 2: know you have mushroom stuffing. Is the mushroom stuffing big
Speaker 2: mushroom pieces where I could pick them out? Or is
Speaker 2: it minced mushroom? He says, that's minced mushroom. I said, look,
Speaker 2: I'm calling you a day in advance. I'll pay a
Speaker 2: little extra if I have to. Would it be possible
Speaker 2: to just make a little stuffing without the mushrooms. And
Speaker 2: the guy says, no, I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 2: I can't do that for you. Yeah, because if he
Speaker 2: was making it to order, he'd have to make it
Speaker 2: to order for everybody. Right, So I ended up having risotto,
Speaker 2: a seafood risotto that was outragiously good, fantastic. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: then I went home. The next day I bought a
Speaker 2: turkey leg at shopright. I made my own stuff, so
Speaker 2: you got you got your turkey fix. I had lunch
Speaker 2: the next day. I made myself a Thanksgiving lunch while
Speaker 2: my family was out, and so I had my I
Speaker 2: had my turkey and stuffing plane Pepperidge Farm stuffing. Nothing
Speaker 2: in it, easy, simple, Right. Now there's people going, what
Speaker 2: the fuck? How do you not put sausage in it?
Speaker 2: How do you not put how do you plank? How
Speaker 2: do you not put it?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Because I like it plain? I like plain stuffing. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It's you cook a jelly cranberry sauce, you cook.
Speaker 1: It separate, you don't put it inside the bird. I
Speaker 1: do both, but I don't have I didn't. We've had
Speaker 1: this argument before, haven't we I.
Speaker 2: Like it in the bird. I like the stuffing in
Speaker 2: the bird because it gets the juice from the bird
Speaker 2: and then a krusty on the outside. I like that.
Speaker 1: And then I make separate, you know, normally, and I
Speaker 1: can't do that without a turkey.
Speaker 2: It's hard to do that. I had I had to
Speaker 2: drive what two turkey legs for five bucks. It's hard
Speaker 2: to stick the stuffing in the turkey leg. So for
Speaker 2: some yeah, for some reason, I I used to hate
Speaker 2: dark meat, and now I like it, and I like
Speaker 2: it not. I like it white. I like. I like
Speaker 2: it more than white meat these days. And I don't
Speaker 2: know why. Much better. It's so much better. Restaurants are like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's pure white meat. I'll take the dark meat every time. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And when it comes to turkey, like the thigh meat. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: the lag I'll take a drumstick. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: You're a street potatoes guy or no?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm surprised, bro, you're not a veget potato
Speaker 1: you know. No, it's it's a rude vegetable.
Speaker 2: I get it. It's a tuber. It's a tuber. It's
Speaker 2: it's it's a tuber.
Speaker 1: It's not a tuba it's not built the same way
Speaker 1: a regular white potato. It's not a potato, I know,
Speaker 1: but it's still potato esque.
Speaker 2: Potato is in a radish Well, that's true. It's a
Speaker 2: sweet potato. It's a it's a yam whatever. I even both.
Speaker 2: I was in uh.
Speaker 1: I went to coast a dam, thank you yam. Went
Speaker 1: to coast Eaco with some of my friends. You know,
Speaker 1: Costa Rica doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving. No, no, no, but no,
Speaker 1: I mean I came back in time for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: But you know, you should.
Speaker 1: People should start thinking about exploring things, you know, past
Speaker 1: like Mexico.
Speaker 2: You know, if they're going to go on vacation.
Speaker 1: It was I'll tell you what, brody, it was only
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars each way.
Speaker 2: Now, I know it's a lot of money with a
Speaker 2: lot of people. But in the grand scheme of flying,
Speaker 2: you ticket fly for one hundred and fifty dollars correct
Speaker 2: points used. Nothing thing, three hundred dollars round tree. Just
Speaker 2: sit on the on the wing.
Speaker 1: No, you fly certain times a year. You can fly
Speaker 1: into Liberia or San Jose certain times a year. Those
Speaker 1: the cost is is uh Jose, San Jose. They have
Speaker 1: a San Jose, Yes, the San Jose, Costa Rica, and
Speaker 1: then there's a Liberia. We went to Liberia and you know,
Speaker 1: I went to a place that was you know, you
Speaker 1: can't really pronounce. You called me bougie for it. Go
Speaker 1: on a cost but it's a Tamarindo. You know, you
Speaker 1: can find some great deals. You can eat for really
Speaker 1: really cheap, the dollars. The infinity pool attached to your hotel. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're sweet your villa about that was in every one
Speaker 1: of your Instagram pictures about that?
Speaker 2: That was the hotel that was that was It was
Speaker 2: a castle.
Speaker 1: We knew the guy who owned it and it was
Speaker 1: his dad who owned it. So so how does one
Speaker 1: know a rich guy in Costa Rica? How do you
Speaker 1: just know the guy? Because he grew up in South
Speaker 1: Philly as a record label dude and a record label mogul.
Speaker 1: He used to handle like Tina Turner Whitney Houston. He
Speaker 1: knew doctor Dre before he was Dre. He knew Eminem
Speaker 1: was just intern Dre. He knew Eminem on the come
Speaker 1: up and jay Z everyone the guy with meet. The
Speaker 1: guy's now eighty six years old. He's from the son Philip,
Speaker 1: the father oh who owns the house. Thirty years ago,
Speaker 1: he decided, I'm done with America, I'm done with Philly,
Speaker 1: I'm done with the music industry. And he bought a
Speaker 1: house in that area of Costa Rica. At the time,
Speaker 1: the property was dirt cheap, no one was over there.
Speaker 1: And he's eighty six years old today, David Brody, Wow,
Speaker 1: and this guy's name is Fred. This dude is like
Speaker 1: in better shape and better health than the two of
Speaker 1: us combined. Okay, but how old guys?
Speaker 2: Eighty six years old? So we show up to his
Speaker 2: quote that he airbn beat out the house to us
Speaker 2: for the week.
Speaker 1: He decided to live in one of these other apartments
Speaker 1: nearby because he wants to make money on his house.
Speaker 2: That's how he here. He charged you guys enough rent
Speaker 2: to cover his apartment rental plus the prophet.
Speaker 1: Correct well, because the house itself was a beautiful house
Speaker 1: that he built out.
Speaker 2: Oh so so I'm talking to him, I'm like, so.
Speaker 1: Talk to me about Costa Rica and living here, he goes,
Speaker 1: He goes, the food's healthier here, he goes, There's less
Speaker 1: to worry about.
Speaker 2: He says, twenty five years ago, I just wanted to
Speaker 2: retire I just wanted to get out.
Speaker 1: He was wearing, dude, I swear to god, we pulled up,
Speaker 1: he was wearing a Yankee hat and a track suit,
Speaker 1: and he was in crazy fit shape. I mean, the
Speaker 1: guy was like, he's from Newark. He goes run, he
Speaker 1: runs on the beach every day. He's got all his hair,
Speaker 1: he's got white hair and blue eyes. He's eighty six
Speaker 1: years old. The dude, first of all, carried himself like
Speaker 1: he was seventy five, seventy you know, seventy five years old,
Speaker 1: no more than that.
Speaker 2: And he's eighty six and he goes, he goes, I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what, never got married? He does.
Speaker 1: I have my beautiful here. You know who we know,
Speaker 1: the guy Darren, And that's it. And we're literally hanging
Speaker 1: out in his beautiful house.
Speaker 2: Well, you think the key to his health and his
Speaker 2: wealth and his lifestyle is they never got married. Never
Speaker 2: got married. You look so young? No kids?
Speaker 1: Well he has a kid, well, yes, his kid is
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, scratch that. He does have a son who's
Speaker 1: now much older, right, but he's like twenty five years ago.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm done.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute. He has a kid who's much older
Speaker 2: than what when he was born.
Speaker 1: Oh he's older. Now he's in his forties. His kid
Speaker 1: is almost fifty years old. Probably said he's much older.
Speaker 1: Have to compare well what he was the kid was younger.
Speaker 1: Obviously he raised his child. My point is, first of all,
Speaker 1: could you ever do that? Could you ever just disconnect
Speaker 1: from society and say, I'm believing New.
Speaker 2: York, I'm leaving this area.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, I'm going to go to a random country
Speaker 1: where the dollar goes a lot further and live like
Speaker 1: a king and live healthier.
Speaker 2: Ever, No, Raven, nevermore, ever more scary at the bar
Speaker 2: Mins I was at Saturday night. I couldn't get internet
Speaker 2: for like forty five minutes. I thought, I was My
Speaker 2: head was, how did that work out for you? I
Speaker 2: had to keep going up the staircase to the near
Speaker 2: to get near the door. So because it was downstairs,
Speaker 2: you're like me, I had to have the internet. I
Speaker 2: had to sports was going on, it was the world
Speaker 2: news was going on, World news. Now I'm not looking
Speaker 2: to I'm not looking to disconnect. If I go away
Speaker 2: for a weekend, like my in laws used to have
Speaker 2: a beautiful home on a lake in northern Connecticut, drive
Speaker 2: up there, for the weekend and there was no The
Speaker 2: TV had like three channels. This is before all the
Speaker 2: streaming services. So you go up there, like the cable
Speaker 2: TV you could get like three or four channels. No sports. Uh,
Speaker 2: the Wi fi was spotty at best, and there was
Speaker 2: nothing around but a lake and you had to drive
Speaker 2: twenty minutes into town and it was very well. You
Speaker 2: get there on a Friday, you're all like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: work the whole week, You're like, oh, this is great. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then Saturday you wake up late, you go for
Speaker 2: a walk by the lake and you're like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is great. By Saturday night, yet you're biting your fingernails.
Speaker 1: You gotta get home. You gotta get The general store
Speaker 1: is really cute, but I gotta get home. Coming from
Speaker 1: South Philly, it was I don't understand how a guy
Speaker 1: like that could go and do what he did.
Speaker 2: But well, have you been to South Philly. Well it's Italian.
Speaker 2: South Philly is Italian. Yeah, I know it is. So
Speaker 2: that's a lot of it's a lot of stress, like
Speaker 2: our old neighborhood, a lot of stress, a lot of yeah.
Speaker 1: But still, but how do you go hustle and bustle?
Speaker 1: How do you go on that to I'm just cutting
Speaker 1: myself off from society.
Speaker 2: I guess people do it. I guess at some point,
Speaker 2: like you bought your ear drums. Living in South Philly,
Speaker 2: like our neighborhood. After a while, it's like everybody's loud,
Speaker 2: everybody's fast, everybody's moving. It wears out. I get it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. If you go to
Speaker 2: a place so tranquil, I can't do it. I need
Speaker 2: noise in my ear. All right, Well he noise in
Speaker 2: your ear?
Speaker 1: Go to commercial. Shout out to Fred. Thanks for the
Speaker 1: discount on your Airbnb. Do you have that new sound
Speaker 1: you wanted to play?
Speaker 2: Fright? Thanks Fred, coming next along with the rest of
Speaker 2: the Sound all Right podcast.
Speaker 1: We will be right back. So on the Big Show,
Speaker 1: we had the VIP list girls come in. Meghan Audrey
Speaker 1: are the two girls that you've seen on TikTok. It's
Speaker 1: Meg and Audrey and Meghan and Audrey. Well choose by Meg,
Speaker 1: Meg and Yes and two blonds different Philly talk about
Speaker 1: We were talking about Philly earlier Dire from Philadelphia. They
Speaker 1: grew up listening on Q and O two to our
Speaker 1: Big show, Elvis Duran and everybody and we and but
Speaker 1: they're known now on TikTok and uh Instagram for being
Speaker 1: food bloggers. But they talk in a voice that's very bougie,
Speaker 1: but what they're doing it's beyond bougie. Well, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is the hottest spot on seventy third Street. You've
Speaker 1: got to try the cupcakes.
Speaker 2: Right, they ought to die for? And what is it?
Speaker 2: They say? Go cry about it?
Speaker 1: They going fox, Yeah, this that's the that's the this
Speaker 1: ZD fucks And you got in trouble for that on
Speaker 1: the air like six months ago, didn't you. You were
Speaker 1: saying that, you said it in the room and oh
Speaker 1: that fucks. And they were like, what are you talking about? Right,
Speaker 1: you were like, oh, it's a thing.
Speaker 2: It's a thing. You thought it was a thing. It
Speaker 2: never became a thing. No, it didn't anyway. So the
Speaker 2: short story is these ladies, the.
Speaker 1: VI the VIP girls, the VIP List, they they do
Speaker 1: one hundred percent satire. It's satire. They're in mimicking what
Speaker 1: bougie girls you know, would act like. But they are
Speaker 1: really nice women. We elvis interviewed them and it was
Speaker 1: it was just fantastic. So so they came up to
Speaker 1: the show and they left us a drop.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's hear it. You want to hear their drop? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You sure you want to hear it? Well, I can
Speaker 2: handle it. Hi, it's the vip list, Megan Audrey.
Speaker 3: If you're not listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with
Speaker 3: Scary and Brodie, you're a peasant the Brooklyn Boys podcast,
Speaker 3: fucks go cry about it.
Speaker 1: Yes, they did an idea. Now, some of you might like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, i've heard them before, I've seen them.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, they are about it. They are awesome,
Speaker 1: they're great women. They're they're doing an act, they're doing shtick.
Speaker 1: They're not you know what I'm saying. A lot of
Speaker 1: people like, oh my god, I can't hit it so annoying.
Speaker 1: And I admit to them on the air that I
Speaker 1: started by hate following them. I was one of those
Speaker 1: people like, oh, I hate them, it's so annoying. I
Speaker 1: gotta follow them. And they would scared send me the
Speaker 1: videos and I go, why are you sending these videos?
Speaker 1: And so, you know, I love food. So they go
Speaker 1: to the Dude, they go to they go to the
Speaker 1: bougies restaurants. Dad, listen, they go to the boogiest restaurants
Speaker 1: in New York, Miami, wherever they're traveling, to Vegas, wherever
Speaker 1: they go. They review their restaurants and they're unapologetic about it.
Speaker 1: They don't take bribes, they don't get paid for it.
Speaker 1: They make the reservation like you and me, where they
Speaker 1: just you know, kind of call it in. They're anonymous.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's wrong though. They don't make reservations like you
Speaker 2: and me, because when we make reservations, you say, from
Speaker 2: the almas Durand show, they make reservations. Yeah, and they
Speaker 2: go and they sit there.
Speaker 1: And because this way, they don't have to be nice
Speaker 1: to a restaurant if they want to trash it.
Speaker 2: So so they don't where's the money coming from?
Speaker 1: They do in between those videos they do other videos
Speaker 1: where they're sponsored clearly, and they talk about products, all.
Speaker 2: Right, because they go to some expensive restaurants. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: But their reviews are true to the The reviews are true, okay,
Speaker 1: So anyway, so the meaning like they that's how they
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: They like it. If they hate it, well you'll know
Speaker 2: about it, go cry about it. Hey. Speaking of reviews
Speaker 2: and the endorsements, huh, I've been getting you probably get
Speaker 2: these two. They show up in your hidden requests on
Speaker 2: Instagram and your DMS. They come up as hidden. Yes,
Speaker 2: they have to go to the hidden section. Yes, so
Speaker 2: I keep getting like, Oh I saw your content. I
Speaker 2: think it'd be great to endorse our jewelry. Oh that's
Speaker 2: all fake, So scammers. Those are scambonies, right? Oh I
Speaker 2: want you to I see that you like hard rock?
Speaker 2: Would you endorse our line of gothic whatever?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Shot, So I got this one good day, David. I
Speaker 2: work for blah blah blah Supplements and we'd love to
Speaker 2: bring you on board as an official athlete. This would
Speaker 2: include free products, weekly pay exposure through your Instagram account. Sure,
Speaker 2: we reached out because we love the content you're putting out.
Speaker 2: We found your post on our explore page. Please click
Speaker 2: this link in our bio and fill out the athlete
Speaker 2: application you first. So they want me to be an
Speaker 2: athlete endorser of their product? How about that? Sure it's
Speaker 2: a scambony, don't click. No, it's absolutely real, scary. No,
Speaker 2: it's absolutely want me me to be their athlete endorser. No,
Speaker 2: they don't. There must be some sort of mistake here, Brody. No,
Speaker 2: they saw my pictures and they were like that guy's
Speaker 2: an athlete. Yeah, and oh I'm looking at your Instagram.
Speaker 2: I see Canoli's and Spolia Dell's. Right.
Speaker 1: I was at the Fortunado Brothers yesterday in Williamsburg. Uh,
Speaker 1: how do you find time to sleep? You're at a
Speaker 1: restaurant every minute because it's eat, sleep, brave repeat you
Speaker 1: know me? Were you in Brooklyn to see the family?
Speaker 1: Were you just in Brooklyn? Robin and I we went
Speaker 1: out to we went out to a great brunch and
Speaker 1: then we uh, the Fortunado Brothers were two blocks away.
Speaker 2: Oh, we went.
Speaker 1: We went for some went to eleventeen for some nice
Speaker 1: uh Sephardic and Ashkenazi favorites.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: The beautiful Middle Eastern food. They've got a whole like
Speaker 1: they got a lot of different little cuisines there going on.
Speaker 2: So it was it was some. It was some great
Speaker 2: food in there.
Speaker 1: We a lot of hummus, all your favorites, Brody, you
Speaker 1: would be like egg, egg plant, carpaccio anyway, and then.
Speaker 2: I end up some red pepper hummus uh the other night,
Speaker 2: and yeah it was good. Yeah. Oh you know where
Speaker 2: I had it? I had it at the bar Mitza. Listen.
Speaker 2: Obviously my family is Jewish, duh and okay, but Jews
Speaker 2: are very polarizing when it comes to condiments.
Speaker 1: You either like ketchup or you like mustard. It's very
Speaker 1: it's heated. Yeah, either you like dill or you hate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. By the way, I asked everyone. They all agreed, No, Dylan,
Speaker 2: the monsibole soup. But here's the thing you dream But okay,
Speaker 2: we go to the I show up for the cocktail
Speaker 2: hour and one of my cousins comes up to me
Speaker 2: and says, oh, the food is amazing, and it was.
Speaker 2: It was excellent. She said. This Chinese food on the left,
Speaker 2: and pastrami sandwiches and hot dogs on the right, and
Speaker 2: then it's all kinds of pastries and black and white
Speaker 2: cookies and rugg aloch. So I make a bee line
Speaker 2: for the hot dogs and the pistrami sandwiches. Okay. I
Speaker 2: get to the pastrami sandwiches. They're like little pistrami sliders
Speaker 2: on the plate, but a pickle and some coleslaw, okay,
Speaker 2: which I don't need to pick on the colt getting hungry.
Speaker 2: So I look at the pastrami sandwich and I say
Speaker 2: do you have ketchup for the pastrami? He says, there's
Speaker 2: already mustard on it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Blasphemy, okay, blasphemy, okay, okay, it's supposed to be pastrami.
Speaker 2: Mustard is there? Pastramian? Ketchup don't go together? What are
Speaker 2: you doing? Brodie? Absolutely, ketch it goes on. You're bad
Speaker 2: you No, I'm not. Ketchup goes on all meat and
Speaker 2: ketchup does not go on astrami. Yes, it does. No,
Speaker 2: it does only not only have has my family win
Speaker 2: the Dell conversation?
Speaker 1: Put ketchup on your Pstrami? I put ketch up on
Speaker 1: my kal beef. Put ketch up on my roast beef.
Speaker 2: Listen to me. Not only has this catering hall decided
Speaker 2: for me that I'm not having ketchup, they have predecided
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to have mustard on my sandwich when
Speaker 2: I hate mustard. Do not pre condiment food at weddings.
Speaker 2: That's it, that's it. No. No, if you're gonna have
Speaker 2: a party, do not decide for your your your family,
Speaker 2: and your friends what condiments they're going to have. That'd
Speaker 2: be like if I put ketchup on the pistrami, and
Speaker 2: you're like, why would you put ketchup on the Strawmi?
Speaker 2: Oh go, it's ketchup is on all the pistrom He's
Speaker 2: enjoy yourself. I don't. You should not predetermined? So I go,
Speaker 2: you know what this mustard on the PISTRAMI. I'll go
Speaker 2: have a hot dog. I go to the hot dog table.
Speaker 2: There's mustard out.
Speaker 1: No, they only have mustard, of course, of course, because
Speaker 1: you know what belongs on a hot dog mustard.
Speaker 2: No, I said, can I get ketchup?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: The guy says, we don't having to ketchup. I said,
Speaker 2: you're a catering hall. You must have some ketchup in
Speaker 2: the back. Here's what. We don't have any catchup ready
Speaker 2: for the hot dogs. Only mustard. Again, I say to you,
Speaker 2: what the fuck this is? This is this is the lunch.
Speaker 2: This is the food after the bar mitzv in the morning.
Speaker 2: All right, So here's what I did, scary. The party
Speaker 2: was in the morning at eleven o'clock the bar mitzvah,
Speaker 2: and at one o'clock was like a brunch, right, a
Speaker 2: little brunch, which is when after the grocery store and
Speaker 2: buy your own ketchup. Hold on. Now I have to
Speaker 2: come back into the cities. I go home, I feed
Speaker 2: the dogs. All right, we go back in the city.
Speaker 2: I'm prepared now because I was told there's gonna be
Speaker 2: pigs in a blanket at dinner, because my family very
Speaker 2: big on pigs in a blanket. You have a wedding
Speaker 2: or a bud mits, you gotta pigs in a blanket.
Speaker 2: Those in mustard, fuck you. I stopped off at Dunkin
Speaker 2: Donuts on my way in. Of course, I got some
Speaker 2: Ketchup packages. I brought my own Ketchup packages. And when
Speaker 2: they came around with the pigs in a blanket, I
Speaker 2: took them out. I took my ketchup right there, and
Speaker 2: I mean, and people are going, where'd you get Ketchup?
Speaker 2: What'd you get Ketchup? I go in my pocket. I had,
Speaker 2: I had like six or seven. People were begging me
Speaker 2: for them. Can I get one? Yo? Can I score
Speaker 2: one of those? You hold me up?
Speaker 1: Brot like selling crack on the plate. I was like
Speaker 1: the guy with the chocolate that had the THC in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They were like, you got Ketchup? I was like,
Speaker 2: you want Ketchup? I got the good stuff. I got
Speaker 2: sticky red. I got to stick your red sticky red stick.
Speaker 2: You read he want sticky red Wo Dude, I.
Speaker 3: Was the king.
Speaker 2: The king people were coming to me, going can it
Speaker 2: continu a little dip?
Speaker 1: I still think that ketchup should be reserved for potato
Speaker 1: like objects, and even then a kinish could go either way.
Speaker 1: Ketchup mustard. I put ketchup on Mike. I had a
Speaker 1: kindish for lunch today. I had a cornbef sandwich on
Speaker 1: a bagel. Would ketchup your.
Speaker 2: Washing dressing on the side? And a potato caniche. We'll
Speaker 2: ketch up mustard, now mustard, although I could see ketchup
Speaker 2: on a caniche. Ketchup everywhere. Ketchup if you can. All right,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you how I save money next week. All right,
Speaker 2: let's this time in two days, boys,