WEBVTT - #278: Go Cry About It!

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<v Speaker 1>Guess who just got back today, the Brooklyn bus that

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<v Speaker 1>had been away.

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<v Speaker 2>They both have so much to see, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Their name is a brilliance Skirer The Boys Fragons Boggs

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<v Speaker 1>episode two seventy eight, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Not the Companion Now, not the talkbacks, not Slice Time,

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<v Speaker 2>not Slice Time. It's our time, our time.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that like look a website for the senior citizens

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<v Speaker 1>set our time? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Oh it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like Tinder for senior citizens. It's called our time.

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<v Speaker 1>Not even kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>A great line from Fast Times at Richmond High, a

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<v Speaker 2>classic movie with Sean Penn, and the teacher is yelling

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<v Speaker 2>at him, saying you're what you're You're wasting my time,

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<v Speaker 2>and he goes, well, if you're here and I'm here,

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<v Speaker 2>visited our time, that's what I think. Uh huh. Jeff Speccoli,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, speaking of Fast Times Regiment High Coincidentally.

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<v Speaker 1>All you mesophoniacs out there, I'm chewing it to the Oh. So,

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<v Speaker 1>some people love it, some people call it a SMR.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's the same thing, scary people loving it and

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<v Speaker 2>then saying it's a SMR. Other people who love it.

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<v Speaker 2>You said you said, and this people who call it

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<v Speaker 2>a you mean this, people hate it. People people, But

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<v Speaker 2>we don't want to drive anybody away eating these put

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<v Speaker 2>your food down. What is that, sponsor? Don't do it? No,

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<v Speaker 2>their dried apple chips as it is. We met a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of listeners on U on Thursday at Gandhi's art event.

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<v Speaker 2>M Uh, let me get.

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<v Speaker 1>Away with that, by the way, about that you look

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<v Speaker 1>to get away with that, the fact that I'm eating

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<v Speaker 1>dried apple chips and I'm not eating anything with sugar

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<v Speaker 1>or anything, you know, anything added sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>It's your your fourth quarter, scary. This isn't healthy time yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta be honest with you. Man, I'm up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm up to fifth quarter already, so I gotta slope down.

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<v Speaker 2>So I decided to eat the apple chips, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>So we had we made a lot. We met a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of slices at the Doandi event. Yeah, and uh

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<v Speaker 2>every one of them said brody and scary. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was very happy about that. It was nice to get

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<v Speaker 2>a little first first named love. While once your retirement

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<v Speaker 2>from the case, Yet that wasn't a retirement relaxing in

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<v Speaker 2>the sleeping it I love that bat so slice caps.

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<v Speaker 1>Brudie, I hope you're enjoying your retirement, and he jumped

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<v Speaker 1>all over her. Dude, yea, I'm not seventy five years old.

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<v Speaker 1>You're getting a pension. Maybe you should join our time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Right. So by the way, by the way, I

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<v Speaker 2>met a guy uh through LinkedIn who does radio and

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<v Speaker 2>he recently left his morning show. So I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>why'd you leave?

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<v Speaker 1>You?

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<v Speaker 2>And he was the host? Right, I said, why did

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<v Speaker 2>you leave your morning show? You guys, you do? You

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<v Speaker 2>do it really well? He goes, I was burnt out

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<v Speaker 2>after all those years of getting up in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, wow, really, how many years were you doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>He said six six six six.

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<v Speaker 1>I did some crazy math there. Brody four tied did

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<v Speaker 1>four times that? Right, He's he's tired after six years.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine how I felt. Right anyway, And Danielle and I

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<v Speaker 1>for twenty eight years. Do you know that it is

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<v Speaker 1>a year longer than you were alive?

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<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Zee one hundred's longest running member show member of all time,

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<v Speaker 1>John Bell, who was there for twenty seven years. Danielle

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<v Speaker 1>and I are there for twenty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Years now, yes, but Elvis has more years than you. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>there's that oh that Elvis would be Oh he forgot

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<v Speaker 2>about Elvis.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he started the morning show at the same

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<v Speaker 1>time that me and Danielle did and all Your Night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But in all fairness, Elvis was on the air

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<v Speaker 2>before the morning show working at Zee one hundred twice.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn he worked there, he left and came back. Uh huh, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's in. He's there over thirty years. You're never gonna

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<v Speaker 2>catch Elvis unless he retires and they decided to keep

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<v Speaker 2>you for some reason. I don't see a very good

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<v Speaker 2>path forward there. I don't see that happening. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think you're gonna break Elvis' record. Anyone's going to break

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<v Speaker 2>that record, no shot anyway anyway. So a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of love from the slices at the event,

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<v Speaker 2>which was nice. Got took a lot of pictures with people.

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<v Speaker 2>I embarrassed Caroline. Caroline anything is Caroline. I apologize like

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<v Speaker 2>four or five times. She had people signing the Elvis

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<v Speaker 2>Durand book. You know, she's walking around with it, sneaking

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<v Speaker 2>up on people. Could you sign this? Just very nice? Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>A lot a lot of a lot of people had

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<v Speaker 2>some great conversations with some slices who were big fans

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<v Speaker 2>of the mic hat is going phone tap. I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>tell them old stories about you know that that how

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<v Speaker 2>that whole tap came about. Yep. Anyway, my favorite one

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<v Speaker 2>of my favorite parts of the night was two of

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite parts. One was when Skeary was in the

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<v Speaker 2>entrance way to this huge tattoo club thing where the

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<v Speaker 2>event was at. He was in the entrance way when

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<v Speaker 2>you first walk in by the security guards with Robin

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<v Speaker 2>his girlfriend. So I walked in and said hi to

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<v Speaker 2>Robin of course, and Scary and listeners and Scary goes call,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go towards the back because there's like there were

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<v Speaker 2>VIP rooms in the back. I said, oh, what a right?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I heard there was beer back there, well here

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<v Speaker 2>there was. There was also food back there, which is

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<v Speaker 2>really why he wanted to go back now for the

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<v Speaker 2>VIP part of it. Although you know, Scary can't pass

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<v Speaker 2>up a velvet rope. So as we're walking back, listeners

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<v Speaker 2>of the Morning Show are stopping him to say hi,

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<v Speaker 2>and so he introduces the first two girls. He says, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is my girlfriend Robin, you know Brody of course, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I got Brody Robin, Oh, I got it to picture

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<v Speaker 2>me and Robin tell me what up to the next

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<v Speaker 2>walk to a couple more feet and people stop, scary

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<v Speaker 2>and he said, oh, nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your name? This is Brody of course, if oh

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<v Speaker 1>I got Brody is my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Robin. We get up to the third group of listeners

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<v Speaker 2>and he doesn't turn around like he did the last

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<v Speaker 2>two times, and he just kind of points over his

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<v Speaker 2>shoulder and he points directly to me, this is my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Robin introduced me as his girl. All discombobulated at that.

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<v Speaker 2>He was discombobulated, so and then Robin was like, what

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<v Speaker 2>does that make me? Brody? I'm like, I guess that

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<v Speaker 2>makes you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah for the moment, well listen it happens. We

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time, though, awesome show. There are some great,

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<v Speaker 1>great art on those walls. Some of it got you know,

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<v Speaker 1>bought by people that you know, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a few pieces that I was very interested in.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a snake one that that Gandhi and her

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<v Speaker 2>boyfriend Brandon painted, and there was some squid, a squid

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<v Speaker 2>like a CNM and e'squelly fishy. Yeah they were And

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<v Speaker 2>then of course the her signature elephant. Yeah, there was

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<v Speaker 2>one that I wanted had rainbows around it, like rainbow colors,

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<v Speaker 2>and it wasn't rainbows, just like very bright colors around

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<v Speaker 2>the elephant. And uh, you raffled it off and gave

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<v Speaker 2>it to somebody. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He basically said he wanted to purchase a piece of art.

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<v Speaker 1>He told me to pick anyone I wanted from the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>You were doing a microphone bit. You were on the mic,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're on the mic and scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to he goes, I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>pick a painting, any paint, anyone, anyone. And of course

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<v Speaker 1>I picked the biggest one, the one I liked, which

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<v Speaker 1>is also the most expensive. It was the most expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>He saved me some money and I and I picked

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<v Speaker 1>that one. And then he goes, great, he goes, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna buy it. I don't care how much it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister money bags over here, he goes, now, I want

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<v Speaker 1>I want to pay it forward. I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>pick a raffle out of the you know, out out

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<v Speaker 1>of the hat, and I want you to award this

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<v Speaker 1>painting to the next person.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't even want the painting, He just wanted to.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay for it, so he paid for the next person

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<v Speaker 1>to win, who turned out to be Gandhi's dentist.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which also goes to show. Money goes to money,

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<v Speaker 2>money goes to money. I have it to spend it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so, I was. I saved myself a shitload of

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<v Speaker 2>money by not trying to buy that painting because he

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<v Speaker 2>gave it away. No, save the ship. I save the

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<v Speaker 2>shipload of money on Saturday Cars I did switching. I

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<v Speaker 2>switched from Ico, and I saved money. Actually, I'm saving

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<v Speaker 2>like two thousand dollars on my car insurance from getting

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<v Speaker 2>off Geico unless they become a sponsor, in which case

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<v Speaker 2>they I will. I will say, get goes a little

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<v Speaker 2>more expensive. But as far as like taking care of

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<v Speaker 2>me when I when people had accidents with my you know,

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<v Speaker 2>my family, it was never our fault. They made sure

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<v Speaker 2>we got paid. They you know, they did a really

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<v Speaker 2>really good job of getting our you know, make sure

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<v Speaker 2>our car got inspected. But they're a little little priceier

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<v Speaker 2>than than some we bits. Still still bit but I

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<v Speaker 2>did save a lot of money Saturday. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>about that later. I did notice though, because so the

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<v Speaker 2>place we were at, I'm not gonna say the name

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<v Speaker 2>of the place, because I'm not sure. I guess it's legal.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm gonna I'm gonna say. But it was a huge.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a massive store of Manhattan when in

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<v Speaker 2>the real estate Manhattan is outrageous, so to have a

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<v Speaker 2>store that size. It was like a club tattoo pallar.

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<v Speaker 2>So it looked like an office with cubicles, but all

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<v Speaker 2>the cubicles were like tables where you can get tattooed. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>So everywhere you looked there was somebody laying down. It

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<v Speaker 1>was the headquarters for this place.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they have multiple locations. No, it was the headquarters

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<v Speaker 2>for the for the famous magazine.

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<v Speaker 1>You could say what it is, it was oh inked

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<v Speaker 1>INC Magazine, that's their head I.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't realize INC Magazine was rough. Okay, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>have money to have a place this big for tattoos

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<v Speaker 2>in Manhattan. Yeah, with the real estate.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, some of the people, you know, people come from

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<v Speaker 1>all around to be tattooed there. And I think that

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<v Speaker 1>someone didn't get the memo that if you made your

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<v Speaker 1>appointment for last Thursday night, you're gonna have.

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<v Speaker 2>An audit going on a run, you're gonna have an audience.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the chairs were in the middle and they were

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<v Speaker 1>stanchioned off and people were just getting their tattoos done.

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<v Speaker 2>All I saw was arm tats. There was no like

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<v Speaker 2>boob tats going on. That was That would have been

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<v Speaker 2>weird awful, Actually, that would have been great. Make up your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it depends, you know, depends I think. I

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<v Speaker 2>think if you're getting a tattoo under your boob, near

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<v Speaker 2>your boob, around your boob, you get it. I call

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<v Speaker 2>it a tittoo tittoo. I have a feeling you're not

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassed being in public. What you boom out? What about

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<v Speaker 2>a oh? That's uh, that's a twa too? Oh? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, you went there.

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<v Speaker 1>I had well, I had a god, what a better

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<v Speaker 1>name than you gave. Okay, we wipe this. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>wipe this clean. I gotta go. We gotta no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>Dad's usual on this break. How are you gonna stop

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<v Speaker 1>this one?

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<v Speaker 2>Right here?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Call it, We're right back.

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<v Speaker 1>That might have been the little vile joke we've ever

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<v Speaker 1>made on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I said, twa yeah, two,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're talking about. What's a ta?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, man, I don't know. Wow, we just

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<v Speaker 2>went there. We just crushed another line. You you talk

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<v Speaker 2>about s and your own d and we crossed the line,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I don't know, man. And so fourth minute,

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<v Speaker 2>I got another one. If you get a tattoo between

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<v Speaker 2>you button and you and your privates, a taint, t

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<v Speaker 2>a taint too.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was gonna say. You know someone's got one.

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<v Speaker 1>You know someone's got one with like that says this

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<v Speaker 1>way or enter here or don't there's somebody out there

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<v Speaker 1>that or also the baenus the bonus. But it's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guarantee you think someone has a taint to Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>people get tattoos everywhere, but they would can enjoy it

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<v Speaker 1>over there. Somebody who's that in the area that is

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<v Speaker 1>the most under of all undercarriages.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you have to be. But if you're doing

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<v Speaker 2>something with a numerical value, you might see it. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're on the bottom of a your if let's say

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<v Speaker 2>you're you're a you're a six.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a waste of money. The waste of money, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>But and that's kind of hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got a hurt. What is that the gouch that

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<v Speaker 2>area needs to call that the gouch. I never heard

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<v Speaker 2>it called the go as a No, I've heard of

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<v Speaker 2>the gun, but not the gouch. That's not it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's not Okay, we got to stop this. Can

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<v Speaker 2>we go somewhere else? I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We were starting leaving a run? Can

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<v Speaker 2>I okay? So can I tell you something? So Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>night again, I went to my cousin's son's bar Mitzvah.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's my cousin also, but he's alwa's my. He's

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<v Speaker 2>my he's either my.

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<v Speaker 1>First cousin twice removed, well my second cousin once removed.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to figure that out. But anyway, he was

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<v Speaker 2>he was fantastic, but one of my cousins. And he's

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<v Speaker 2>eventually gonna hear this. He came up to me and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, hey, slice for life, Slice for life. He's

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<v Speaker 2>my older cousin. He's very conservative in terms of his

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<v Speaker 2>personality and ver he's very quiet, you know, he's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's not the type to curse. Ever, he's very low key,

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<v Speaker 2>very funny, very funny, but low key. He says, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>he says f dill, he says to be f dill. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so he's slipping in the lines. He says, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>up yet, but I'm still enjoying, very much enjoying, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the episodes. I'm about five or six behind, I said, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Uh, I feel bad because I I say

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<v Speaker 2>things that are not quite on your level. I say

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<v Speaker 2>things above what you would say, because no, we love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great, it's colorful, it's great. So I hope he

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<v Speaker 2>enjoys the twat two and we're we're still marinating in

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<v Speaker 2>it that Nope, nope, I noticed I separated the I

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<v Speaker 2>separated the syllables. Still, so I just want to shout

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<v Speaker 2>out to my shout out to my my cousin, who

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<v Speaker 2>uh doesn't quite speak to what I do, but it

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<v Speaker 2>has a great sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 1>So we are one of the DJs friends of ours.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop By scared the fuck out of me. On Saturday night,

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<v Speaker 1>I was the Woodbridge Brewing Company with Danielle.

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<v Speaker 2>I pulled up sponsor. I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>not just the conversation. I'll let you get away from

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<v Speaker 2>the sacond conversation, but I'm gonna point it out, pulled

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<v Speaker 2>it out because the slices are always on me. When

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<v Speaker 2>I missed one, let you get away with this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Got out of my car, got out of my car,

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<v Speaker 1>get it into my stream, closed the door, didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>get into the bar yet. Some guy comes out of

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<v Speaker 1>the shadows from across the street.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like a scared the hell out of me. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought this guy was gonna gun me down or something

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<v Speaker 1>it was. It turns out no such luck. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a slice for life. Oh very nice, really turned out.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it? What was the name? Uh, dj Amish.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking for him, Oh, dj Amish. He sent us

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<v Speaker 2>as Spotify rap. He's one of our number one podcast

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<v Speaker 2>for him.

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<v Speaker 1>I got scared first, and I'm like, oh, hey, what's up, Homish.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, he's I'm sorry I did I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get into the club yet. I'm like, yeah, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get to the bar yet. But then on my way,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go, I gotta go. He came to say hello,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he busted out of there. I guess he

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<v Speaker 1>had a gig to do.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. If we're your number one podcast, then you

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<v Speaker 2>get your Spotify rap. Feel free to screenshot it with

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<v Speaker 2>your screen name on it so that we can instant

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<v Speaker 2>story it, you'll give you a little love. Absolutely. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>more about Gandhi's party. Did you notice, because it's now

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<v Speaker 2>legal in New York that a couple of members of

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<v Speaker 2>the Elves Strand Morning Show may have been a little stoned,

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<v Speaker 2>may have may have been people under the umbrella of

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Strand Morning Show. I think we're a little well,

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<v Speaker 2>hey Brody, nice to see you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what they had in the back they had They

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<v Speaker 1>had some fresh flower, bud weed marijuana.

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<v Speaker 2>Well they had they had They had a like a

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<v Speaker 2>basket of a pre made that somebody thought was like

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<v Speaker 2>you remember the old gum with the rapper on. It

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<v Speaker 2>would blow like gums smoke out. They thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>like candy. It was not.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we talked about this on this podcast, did we

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<v Speaker 1>or did we not what happened to me in Costa

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<v Speaker 1>Rica with the chocolate or did we not talk about that?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I don't think we talked about that. Oh dude,

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<v Speaker 2>this exact thing happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>My buddies brought a punch bar, which is chocolate bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and the little little little uh you know, squares like

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<v Speaker 1>giored deli squares individually wrapped with nothing on the wrapper

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<v Speaker 1>that would indicate it to anything other than a wrap.

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<v Speaker 2>It, said Geared Delli.

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<v Speaker 1>On the just just like a like a wrapped chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>in cell of Fhane looked like a Gioredeli, he put

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<v Speaker 1>gear DELI, I think it's Gearedeli.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, hard G or soft G. I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>soft g.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, so he'd next, so we would put Cadbury chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>bars in the refrigerator in that side slot of the

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<v Speaker 1>refrigerator in Costa Rica. On your side slot, my side

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<v Speaker 1>slot gets into the.

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<v Speaker 2>The Cadbury's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>He dumps a bunch of these unmarked chocolates on top

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<v Speaker 1>of the Cadbury. Now me, you know me, I get

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<v Speaker 1>those late night munchies. I knew the Cadbury was in there,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew where it was, and I put my hand

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<v Speaker 1>in there. I'm like, oh chocolate, I'm like individually wrapped chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>I opened up the punch. It was a punch, bart dude,

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was weed. I almost like dosed myself

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<v Speaker 1>Boa Italian after working in South America, What are you

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<v Speaker 1>looking at?

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<v Speaker 2>Italian said, but he'd be fun English American.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's accepted both ways, both ways, he said Gary Delli.

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<v Speaker 2>Both times. All right, yeah, all of them? Geared DELI, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been to gied Deeli Square in San Francisco, whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it is, and I called the Jiliway. I ate one

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<v Speaker 2>of these, and I was I was like, are you

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<v Speaker 2>kidding me? Like you just ate an entire one that

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<v Speaker 2>was like a hundred milligrams. I'm like, get the funk

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<v Speaker 2>out of here, Like, are you only supposed to do

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<v Speaker 2>like one little mini square of the nine squares? Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>I spit it out. I got so crazy, I drank

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<v Speaker 2>all this water.

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<v Speaker 1>Spit it up. But yeah, man, and I was stoned

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<v Speaker 1>from the little that I ate. I slept great that night.

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<v Speaker 1>But why did nobody tell you? Well, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>why do you put the chocolate on top of the chocolate?

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<v Speaker 1>Jetski Brian did it. He's like, I don't know, eg

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, he goes, it's chocolate. So I figured it

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<v Speaker 1>should go with the chocolate. So I put it next

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<v Speaker 1>to the Cadbury.

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<v Speaker 2>I said. He knew, He of course he knew.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was unlabeled, so anyone could have stuck their

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<v Speaker 1>hands in there thinking they see Cadberry and they see

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<v Speaker 1>this unmarked chocolate and they're like, oh, I guess it's

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<v Speaker 1>a different type of chocolate, but that, but nobody said

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<v Speaker 1>that this is frigging.

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<v Speaker 2>Th HC marijuana? Would you? Okay? But it was wrapped

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<v Speaker 2>and had no name on it? Yes? Why would you

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<v Speaker 2>eat no name chocolate in a in a in a

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<v Speaker 2>in a foreign country? Wouldn't you at least his store

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<v Speaker 2>at somebody? It was like, it's like when you do

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<v Speaker 2>the bags of miniatures, right, you open the bag, you

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<v Speaker 2>dumb all the miniatures somewhere, and now you got individually

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<v Speaker 2>wrapped chocolates.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but they're all but they have the product name

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<v Speaker 1>on it. I know, but I didn't know any better.

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't it say punch bar? If it said punch bar,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it would have been anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this is good forget it all right? All right? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>why are your dog's barking? Because they the maleman, the

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<v Speaker 2>male carrier is here? I don't know. Anyway. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you about another cousin of mine, and I

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<v Speaker 2>want to tell I want you to tell me, on

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<v Speaker 2>a scale one to ten, how upset you would be.

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<v Speaker 2>So my cousin's husband, So he's not blood okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>he's been in a family of like you know, twenty two,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty three, twenty four years long time, okay, And over

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<v Speaker 2>the course of the years, I run two fantasy football leagues.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in three, but I run two. One is a

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<v Speaker 2>family member's only league and one is a friend league. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I I about I don't know, fifteen seven, six, fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>years ago, I had an opening and I let this

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<v Speaker 2>cousin in law, you know, he's a cousin's a cousin

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<v Speaker 2>in law into my family league and he competed. He

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<v Speaker 2>does a good job. He's an Eagles fans, so we

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<v Speaker 2>don't you know, it's fine, and a lot of my

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<v Speaker 2>family are Eagles fans, so he put him in the

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<v Speaker 2>Eagles fan divisions. Unfortunate. Yeah, And I don't know. About

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<v Speaker 2>seven or eight years ago, I had an opening in

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<v Speaker 2>my friend league. So I said, oh, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>if you'd like I have an opening, he said, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I love to I love the rules you play by.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'll be in both your leagues. And he's in

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<v Speaker 1>both my leagues. And he rarely ever trades.

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<v Speaker 2>You send a trade to him and he's like, even

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<v Speaker 2>if it's close to fair, he'll then send back a

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<v Speaker 2>trade where he gets one hundred dollars you know worth

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<v Speaker 2>of talent, and you get five. You're like, come on, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I sent you a trade. It was pretty close. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, don't reference the thing from the

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<v Speaker 2>other league I told you about last time, because that

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<v Speaker 2>was approved. Anyway, about three years ago, he says, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>can my son joined the family league? I see we

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<v Speaker 2>have an opening again.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, sure, your son's fourteen fifteen, he's old enough.

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<v Speaker 2>He can join the league, no problem. And you know

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<v Speaker 2>what happens when you have a kid that young. He

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't pay attention. He doesn't really draft, he doesn't check

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<v Speaker 2>his wave, he doesn't really do one hundred percent what

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<v Speaker 2>he should, right, so everybody plays and beats him. So

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<v Speaker 2>I said, listen, your kid's got to step up a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. He's got to pay attention to his team. Okay, great.

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<v Speaker 2>Then last year he says to me, hey, we got

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<v Speaker 2>another opening in the friend league. I'd really like my

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<v Speaker 2>son to be in both of my leagues. Would that

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<v Speaker 2>be okay? I said, you know what, Yeah, he's my cousin,

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<v Speaker 2>just like you are. He seems to be getting better. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he can be in both leagues. Okay, So look, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a good guy. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I let my cousin in law in both leagues. I

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<v Speaker 1>let his kids in both leagues. Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And I really wanted my cousin, Steven, the one I

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<v Speaker 2>just told you about, who's very conservative and doesn't you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's very quiet and doesn't talk. You know, he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>he doesn't curse at all. I really wanted him in

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<v Speaker 2>the league. When I before I let the guy's son

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<v Speaker 2>in the league, I said, I got this opening. He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I don't really play fantasy football. You

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<v Speaker 2>guys know what you're doing. I got to read up

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<v Speaker 2>on it. Maybe next year, meaning this year. I asked

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<v Speaker 2>him last year. So instead of Stephen, I let my

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<v Speaker 2>cousin's son in the league. So I'm at the bar

0:22:16.920 --> 0:22:20.480
<v Speaker 2>mits for Saturday night and I say to Stephen, h boy,

0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I really wish you joined the fantasy football league, you know.

0:22:24.040 --> 0:22:27.560
<v Speaker 2>He says, Oh, I did join the fantasy football league.

0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:29.640
<v Speaker 2>I did. He goes, yeah, I'm in the family league.

0:22:30.200 --> 0:22:32.640
<v Speaker 2>What Wait a second, I'm like, what do you mean

0:22:32.640 --> 0:22:35.320
<v Speaker 2>You're in the family league. You're part of the family brody, right,

0:22:35.440 --> 0:22:39.119
<v Speaker 2>I said, who's running a family league? He says, my

0:22:39.240 --> 0:22:41.800
<v Speaker 2>cousin in law, the guy who sawn, He and my

0:22:41.880 --> 0:22:44.359
<v Speaker 2>son are in my leagues. So I said, what do

0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:46.280
<v Speaker 2>you mean you're in his league. I asked you to

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<v Speaker 2>join my league three years in a row. You said, no, Well,

0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:50.800
<v Speaker 2>this is more of a beginner league. A lot of

0:22:50.800 --> 0:22:54.800
<v Speaker 2>the kids are in the league, some of the wives.

0:22:55.359 --> 0:22:58.679
<v Speaker 2>It's not a you know, a hardcore league. So I

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<v Speaker 2>go up to my cousin in law. I said, uh,

0:23:01.480 --> 0:23:03.639
<v Speaker 2>I said, yo, I what's this. You got a fantasy

0:23:03.640 --> 0:23:07.480
<v Speaker 2>football league. Oh yeah, it's a family league. What the fuck?

0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:13.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm family You're in my family league. So he says, oh,

0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:15.960
<v Speaker 2>you know, it started off. It started off. You know

0:23:15.960 --> 0:23:18.080
<v Speaker 2>it's supposed to be just the kids, and uh, you

0:23:18.119 --> 0:23:20.800
<v Speaker 2>know you would eat it up. You're too hard core,

0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:23.280
<v Speaker 2>you'd win. And I go. He goes, nobody in the

0:23:23.320 --> 0:23:25.800
<v Speaker 2>league is really hard core. I said, you're in the league.

0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. Well I'm in the league. But you know,

0:23:28.960 --> 0:23:30.480
<v Speaker 1>he wants because he wants to be the star of

0:23:30.480 --> 0:23:33.040
<v Speaker 1>the show. He wants to win. Here doesn't one you

0:23:33.040 --> 0:23:34.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, he doesn't want you to be in there.

0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:36.840
<v Speaker 2>So I do it. So I so this point, I'm like,

0:23:36.920 --> 0:23:40.080
<v Speaker 2>not one hundred percent annoyed. Yeah, but I'm partially annoyed.

0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:42.359
<v Speaker 2>He says, yeah, it's a big league. We have a

0:23:42.359 --> 0:23:45.760
<v Speaker 2>lot of teams. I said, I what do you mean

0:23:45.760 --> 0:23:48.000
<v Speaker 2>you have a lot of teams. He says, yeah, we

0:23:48.000 --> 0:23:51.479
<v Speaker 2>have a lot of teams. We have fifteen teams. So

0:23:51.520 --> 0:23:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I said, wait a minute, what do you mean you

0:23:54.000 --> 0:23:57.359
<v Speaker 2>have fifteen? Fifteen teams an odd number. It's an odd number.

0:23:57.760 --> 0:24:00.400
<v Speaker 2>He says, oh, well, everyone gets it. Bye week, everyone's

0:24:00.400 --> 0:24:03.520
<v Speaker 2>off and each week one team is off, which is weird.

0:24:03.600 --> 0:24:06.639
<v Speaker 2>So I said, wait a minute. Why wouldn't you just

0:24:06.680 --> 0:24:08.840
<v Speaker 2>have an even number of teams? He says to me

0:24:08.880 --> 0:24:14.359
<v Speaker 2>with I'm thinking, oh, we couldn't find a sixteenth player. Hello.

0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:16.080
<v Speaker 2>So I said, what the fuck?

0:24:17.080 --> 0:24:18.840
<v Speaker 1>I said, it's bad enough you have a league you

0:24:18.880 --> 0:24:22.159
<v Speaker 1>call the family league. Everybody in the league is related

0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:25.719
<v Speaker 1>to me. You admit it, you're too good. So this

0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:28.040
<v Speaker 1>is like, this is like going out on a date, right,

0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:30.720
<v Speaker 1>or going out with Let's say you going out with

0:24:30.720 --> 0:24:33.720
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of girls and you decide to like bring

0:24:33.760 --> 0:24:36.600
<v Speaker 1>in a hot guy with you. That hot guy is

0:24:36.640 --> 0:24:38.600
<v Speaker 1>going to clean up and you're gonna be looking like

0:24:38.680 --> 0:24:41.760
<v Speaker 1>chopped liver. Right, So that's what he's doing to you.

0:24:42.119 --> 0:24:44.880
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't want you in the league. See, because you

0:24:45.119 --> 0:24:46.840
<v Speaker 1>are going to come in, You're going to clean up,

0:24:47.160 --> 0:24:47.680
<v Speaker 1>and you're.

0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:49.119
<v Speaker 2>Gonna win at the end of the year. Is he

0:24:49.200 --> 0:24:51.840
<v Speaker 2>has taken advantage of my cousin Steve as all the kids. Yes,

0:24:51.960 --> 0:24:54.560
<v Speaker 2>is there money involved and he's given no, but he's

0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:57.199
<v Speaker 2>given everybody a week off because they don't have an

0:24:57.240 --> 0:24:58.119
<v Speaker 2>even number of teams.

0:24:58.359 --> 0:25:01.399
<v Speaker 1>Wow, he went through that great of a length and

0:25:01.440 --> 0:25:03.200
<v Speaker 1>he says it to me to keep you out even

0:25:03.280 --> 0:25:05.000
<v Speaker 1>like that, but I'm blank and he's like, yeah, we

0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:05.919
<v Speaker 1>couldn't find it saying this.

0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:06.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit.

0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:09.560
<v Speaker 1>After he said it, he realized, what the fuck I think?

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:10.920
<v Speaker 1>He thinks you're a pain in the taint.

0:25:11.560 --> 0:25:13.119
<v Speaker 2>This is what happens when you have family that's not

0:25:13.160 --> 0:25:15.840
<v Speaker 2>blood related. This is it. His wife would never do

0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:17.760
<v Speaker 2>this to me. He did it.

0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:20.840
<v Speaker 1>He's an Eagles Phillies fan and that's why he did it.

0:25:20.840 --> 0:25:22.119
<v Speaker 1>Tell me to go fuck himself right here on the

0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:24.400
<v Speaker 1>podcast what fuck you cousin in law?

0:25:25.280 --> 0:25:31.119
<v Speaker 2>It's the boys podcast. Nah, that's gonna cast some drama. No,

0:25:31.200 --> 0:25:33.520
<v Speaker 2>it's not. Because my cousin Stephen listen to the podcast.

0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:35.800
<v Speaker 2>Will not wrap me out and my cousin in law,

0:25:36.000 --> 0:25:38.320
<v Speaker 2>whose name shall not be said, does not listen to

0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 2>the podcast.

0:25:38.840 --> 0:25:42.679
<v Speaker 1>Olly buddy, you would be so proud of me. I

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:45.240
<v Speaker 1>threw a fit. I had a rant on the radio.

0:25:45.320 --> 0:25:46.760
<v Speaker 1>I like it already. I like where this is going?

0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Nah, I said it. I said it on the air.

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:51.080
<v Speaker 1>I said, I'll be I'm gonna be brief, I said,

0:25:52.119 --> 0:25:55.040
<v Speaker 1>but and I was like, you know, at the end

0:25:55.080 --> 0:25:56.720
<v Speaker 1>of it, he was like, he goes, that wasn't brief.

0:25:56.920 --> 0:25:57.600
<v Speaker 2>But I went off.

0:25:57.680 --> 0:26:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I went off on airports who decide to put carpeting

0:26:02.400 --> 0:26:05.280
<v Speaker 1>on the floor. There's no fucking good point to have

0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:09.520
<v Speaker 1>carpeting in the airport, because there is. It slows down

0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:12.720
<v Speaker 1>what hold on, It slows down the baggage because you're

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:15.840
<v Speaker 1>rolling your roller, book bag. You're talking about the middle

0:26:15.840 --> 0:26:22.240
<v Speaker 1>section the actual walkway, the walkway right the airport is carpeted.

0:26:22.440 --> 0:26:25.120
<v Speaker 1>It's like that in Miami. It's like that in Fort

0:26:25.200 --> 0:26:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Lauderdale is it shag carpeting? Like really, it's the carpeting

0:26:28.920 --> 0:26:31.080
<v Speaker 1>and it's like you're pulling your bags and you know,

0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:34.520
<v Speaker 1>you're trying to like wheel your bag across and you know,

0:26:34.640 --> 0:26:39.280
<v Speaker 1>I and plus it's just unsanitary. Thousands and thousands of

0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:42.640
<v Speaker 1>people walk through there every day. You think that thing

0:26:42.640 --> 0:26:46.040
<v Speaker 1>gets cleaned off, In no way. It absorbs. It's like

0:26:46.080 --> 0:26:48.960
<v Speaker 1>a It's like a long, fucking bushy mustache and beard.

0:26:49.280 --> 0:26:53.760
<v Speaker 1>It absorbs all the smells, all the flavors, all the oils,

0:26:53.840 --> 0:26:57.160
<v Speaker 1>all the disgusting dirt under people's shoes.

0:26:58.119 --> 0:27:00.119
<v Speaker 2>Are you saying beards are disgusting like an airport the

0:27:00.200 --> 0:27:01.600
<v Speaker 2>carpet area.

0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:07.800
<v Speaker 1>Uncamped beards could be mustaches, flavors, call them flavor savers. Yeah,

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:09.600
<v Speaker 1>that's why I don't have a mustache or a beard.

0:27:09.600 --> 0:27:12.400
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I think it's so disgusting to have that,

0:27:13.320 --> 0:27:16.359
<v Speaker 1>to have that, like those hairs over my mouth. Everything

0:27:16.400 --> 0:27:20.359
<v Speaker 1>I everything, I sip, everything I eat, you know, it's weird,

0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:23.119
<v Speaker 1>gets into my mustache. I don't know now that I

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:24.720
<v Speaker 1>don't mean to like shit all over people. I know

0:27:24.760 --> 0:27:27.280
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of slices who have beards.

0:27:26.960 --> 0:27:30.240
<v Speaker 2>And mustached about that. But here's what I find unusual. Now,

0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:33.439
<v Speaker 2>you and I grew up. I'm gonna say you and

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:37.640
<v Speaker 2>I were children of the seventies, late seventies, right, eighties, eighties. Yeah,

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:40.400
<v Speaker 2>but the seventies and eighties, Yeah, I know how old.

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Just scary. You from the seventies, so you're from the

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:47.720
<v Speaker 2>seventies nineties. All the men, all the men had mustaches

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:51.879
<v Speaker 2>and sideburns, and everyone had you know, bushy privates. It

0:27:51.920 --> 0:27:52.639
<v Speaker 2>was a hairy.

0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:56.159
<v Speaker 1>Generations, bushy privates. It used to do sports on the

0:27:56.200 --> 0:27:59.200
<v Speaker 1>morning show, right, bushy privates. We'll be back with the highlights.

0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:02.399
<v Speaker 2>After this, and men, especially Italian men, would unbutton their

0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 2>shirt or their chest hair would show, and their gold

0:28:04.800 --> 0:28:08.440
<v Speaker 2>chains would lay on the chest heads. And now now

0:28:09.280 --> 0:28:14.040
<v Speaker 2>at a time in the twenty tens, twenty twenties when

0:28:14.600 --> 0:28:18.720
<v Speaker 2>men and women are plucking, shaving, and waxing almost the

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:24.480
<v Speaker 2>entire body, am I right, yeah right, we're shaving ourselves

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:27.960
<v Speaker 2>to pre pubescent times. Yeah, I got no problem though,

0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:30.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't say you did. I don't problem with either.

0:28:31.920 --> 0:28:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Now that people are removing hair from every part of

0:28:34.359 --> 0:28:36.560
<v Speaker 1>their body, and women are like, I don't like hand

0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 1>down there. It gets in the way. I don't like

0:28:37.920 --> 0:28:40.040
<v Speaker 1>hand down there, and men say the same thing. You know,

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:43.680
<v Speaker 1>men are putting hair on their face. Men are growing

0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 1>beards again, I know. And women are kissing men with

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:50.040
<v Speaker 1>beards when they said they don't like hair, and they're

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:52.040
<v Speaker 1>putting their mouths right into the hair.

0:28:52.320 --> 0:28:55.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty nasty. I'm not saying it's nasty. I'm

0:28:55.080 --> 0:28:57.200
<v Speaker 2>not saying I'm saying it doesn't make sense. It's long

0:28:57.280 --> 0:28:57.960
<v Speaker 2>and unkempt.

0:28:58.040 --> 0:29:00.920
<v Speaker 1>It's listen, if you got the drake going, you know,

0:29:01.000 --> 0:29:03.479
<v Speaker 1>like a really close you know, you see the beard,

0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 1>but it's like kind of night manicured and it's spray

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 1>painted shaped.

0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:11.320
<v Speaker 2>I like a nice shaped beard. I guess I don't know.

0:29:11.400 --> 0:29:13.000
<v Speaker 2>You like a burly lumberjack beard.

0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:16.080
<v Speaker 1>But no, Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's the

0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:16.960
<v Speaker 1>ones that I don't like.

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:21.480
<v Speaker 2>I think some beards look good on some guys, and

0:29:21.520 --> 0:29:23.280
<v Speaker 2>you have to wear a flannel shirt. I feel like

0:29:23.280 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 2>that's the combo. I'm just saying. If you don't, if

0:29:26.440 --> 0:29:28.840
<v Speaker 2>people are like, you know, I don't like hair, then

0:29:28.840 --> 0:29:30.360
<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, you got hair in the most

0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:34.320
<v Speaker 2>important place on your body. It's all like I couldn't

0:29:34.360 --> 0:29:37.920
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't eat the sandwich, I couldn't eat pizza. That's

0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:40.440
<v Speaker 2>what I'm talking about. I said this, But again, if

0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:42.120
<v Speaker 2>you have a beard and facial here, God bless you,

0:29:42.200 --> 0:29:44.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying for me, it would never work.

0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm too messy of an eater. I like a good sandwich.

0:29:48.040 --> 0:29:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I like ice cream. Imagine like flicking an ice cream cone.

0:29:51.120 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 1>Beds getting in it, mister softy, get a vanilla ice cream.

0:29:56.640 --> 0:29:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Those hair, those hairs are getting in there. Yeah, absolutely,

0:29:59.280 --> 0:30:01.400
<v Speaker 2>get to lean old. I were a heat down. How

0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:03.960
<v Speaker 2>do you do? Okay, this is getting nasty. How is

0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:04.440
<v Speaker 2>it nasty?

0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:06.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, eat nice, skimming bed. I couldn't do

0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 1>it gross. Some people can do it. I can't do it. Nah,

0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:12.280
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't look like I've had beard. Do they come

0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:12.560
<v Speaker 1>in red?

0:30:12.640 --> 0:30:14.680
<v Speaker 2>It's not for me. Not for me. I can't do

0:30:14.760 --> 0:30:18.000
<v Speaker 2>it red. The beard's coming red. My beard would when

0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 2>I was younger, my beard came like it would come

0:30:19.680 --> 0:30:23.960
<v Speaker 2>in like reddish brown, reddish brown. Really? Ah, yeah, Brody,

0:30:24.560 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 2>I'll show you pictures. I won't send them to you

0:30:25.920 --> 0:30:27.560
<v Speaker 2>becase you'll post them, but i'll show your pictures someday.

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I think the slices want to see this. I used

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:32.240
<v Speaker 2>to have red hair as a kid. I had blonde

0:30:32.280 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 2>hair as a kid. I have changed colors a bunch

0:30:34.000 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 2>of times. Did it happens? Okay, all right, it happens.

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 2>That's fine. What happens. My people have multi colored hair, comes,

0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:40.960
<v Speaker 2>comes and.

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Goes, hey, I had a piece of sound that I

0:30:43.040 --> 0:30:44.600
<v Speaker 1>wanted to play reminded me of you.

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:46.840
<v Speaker 2>Actually, Oh good, and I have I have a we'll

0:30:46.840 --> 0:30:49.320
<v Speaker 2>do a sound segment later. Yeah. Full, so I'll tell

0:30:49.320 --> 0:30:51.560
<v Speaker 2>you how I saved uh a load of money Saturday

0:30:51.560 --> 0:30:54.360
<v Speaker 2>on you on your car insurance. Yeah. Still the joke

0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 2>didn't work the second time. You're a dick.

0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 1>So this was this was something that this guy. Uh,

0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:06.160
<v Speaker 1>this is a story, a story of hope. This is

0:31:06.200 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 1>something that Brody would do if he could take advantage.

0:31:09.480 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, okay, here he is here. You need to

0:31:14.760 --> 0:31:15.840
<v Speaker 1>set up what it is I'm gonna hear.

0:31:16.320 --> 0:31:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. I think it speaks for itself.

0:31:18.120 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 1>It was a real on Instagram, and I'm like, if

0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Brodie could get away with this, he would do it. Brodie,

0:31:23.840 --> 0:31:27.040
<v Speaker 1>You'll think this guy, You'll think this guy is genius.

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:27.640
<v Speaker 2>Here you go.

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:30.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm so we could eat for free and.

0:31:31.720 --> 0:31:32.440
<v Speaker 2>Fuck this guy.

0:31:33.000 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 3>Fun fact the Chinese man rebooked a plane ticket over

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:38.000
<v Speaker 3>three hundred times so we could eat for free in

0:31:38.040 --> 0:31:41.440
<v Speaker 3>the airline's first class lounge. The man purchased a first class,

0:31:41.480 --> 0:31:44.960
<v Speaker 3>fully refundable ticket aboard China Eastern Airlines, but he wasn't

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:47.240
<v Speaker 3>actually trying to fly anywhere. He just wanted to eat

0:31:47.280 --> 0:31:49.440
<v Speaker 3>for free. The man would show up at the airport

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:52.720
<v Speaker 3>clear security, then enter the first class lounge, enjoy a

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:54.760
<v Speaker 3>meal and some drinks, and he would then call into

0:31:54.800 --> 0:31:56.800
<v Speaker 3>the airline and rebook his flight for the next day

0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 3>and leave the airport. The next day, he'd show back

0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:03.480
<v Speaker 3>up at the airport, clear security, eat, drink, rebook, and leave.

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:06.280
<v Speaker 3>The man did this over three hundred times before someone

0:32:06.320 --> 0:32:09.440
<v Speaker 3>at China Eastern Airlines finally figured out his scheme. A

0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:12.160
<v Speaker 3>representative from the airline confronted the man the next time

0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 3>he came into the airport, but there was technically nothing

0:32:14.640 --> 0:32:17.000
<v Speaker 3>they could do, as the man was operating inside the

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:19.880
<v Speaker 3>tickets policy. But by that point the man had eaten

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 3>to his fill and canceled this fully refundable ticket and

0:32:22.800 --> 0:32:28.560
<v Speaker 3>got all three hundred times so we could eat.

0:32:30.280 --> 0:32:36.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't quite know what happened there at the end then, anyway.

0:32:34.240 --> 0:32:39.200
<v Speaker 2>But how great is that? I think it's a clever scenario.

0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:42.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying I wouldn't do it once or twice.

0:32:42.760 --> 0:32:44.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying it's a schlep to go back to the

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<v Speaker 2>airport I mean that's dedication.

0:32:46.040 --> 0:32:47.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you have to have nothing to do with

0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 1>your life to show up at the airport every single day.

0:32:51.240 --> 0:32:53.640
<v Speaker 2>But oh listen, if you don't have money or you're uh,

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:56.560
<v Speaker 2>you really like the airport food, you know in this lounge,

0:32:57.200 --> 0:32:59.840
<v Speaker 2>and you live nearby, you know, if he lives like

0:32:59.840 --> 0:33:04.160
<v Speaker 2>two miles away, it's clever. I get him credit for it.

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:07.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you would you didn't think of it. I

0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:09.920
<v Speaker 1>feel like that's something that you would. You would do

0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:12.160
<v Speaker 1>if you, let's say you the next door something.

0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:15.200
<v Speaker 2>I'll say, you live five minutes from the airport, I would.

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:17.000
<v Speaker 2>I would do it once, maybe twice to say I

0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:19.000
<v Speaker 2>did it, But I wouldn't go three hundred times because

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:23.080
<v Speaker 2>involved with booking and rebooking and a lot of I'm

0:33:23.080 --> 0:33:24.680
<v Speaker 2>not a schlepper. Yeah.

0:33:24.960 --> 0:33:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, I wanted to point that guy out. I mean,

0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:29.840
<v Speaker 1>I get him props. That's why I did it. But

0:33:29.880 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 1>that's a that's a great so.

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:35.080
<v Speaker 2>To the moment. That's we, that's we really good, we

0:33:35.360 --> 0:33:37.560
<v Speaker 2>really good. I just wanted to play that for you.

0:33:37.640 --> 0:33:39.640
<v Speaker 2>That's all that made me think of you the other day.

0:33:39.840 --> 0:33:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's nice, you're thinking to me. Yeah, sometimes you

0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:47.120
<v Speaker 2>think you introduced me as your girlfriend. It's nice. You know.

0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:51.400
<v Speaker 2>You know who I saw uh on Thursday night we

0:33:51.400 --> 0:33:57.280
<v Speaker 2>were out is our good friend Cheryl. Yes, Cheryl is

0:33:57.320 --> 0:34:00.280
<v Speaker 2>the kind of person that if you met her for

0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:02.640
<v Speaker 2>the first time, after like seven or eight seconds, you'd

0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 2>be like, oh, I love this woman. She's so bubbly,

0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 2>so complimentary, so fun. And she says to me, we

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:10.240
<v Speaker 2>know we should all hang out. We should you should

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:12.279
<v Speaker 2>hang out. I said, yeah, I see. I see you

0:34:12.320 --> 0:34:15.239
<v Speaker 2>on scaries Instagram page all the time, hanging out under

0:34:15.239 --> 0:34:18.239
<v Speaker 2>the bus. Didn't you no, no, no, she says, Oh yeah,

0:34:18.239 --> 0:34:23.880
<v Speaker 2>I'll come. You don't come with us? I go, huh huh.

0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:26.840
<v Speaker 2>She said, are you saying scary as an inviting you?

0:34:27.239 --> 0:34:31.440
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't invite you've did you come out any time? Anytime?

0:34:31.480 --> 0:34:34.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll text you? He said, we go out, I'll invite you.

0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:36.080
<v Speaker 2>I said, okay, good Brodie. So now I don't need

0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:37.759
<v Speaker 2>your invites me. If you if you hang out with

0:34:37.800 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 2>me and my friends, it's a world of heartache for you.

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 2>I won't eat the chocolate, I'll tell you that much.

0:34:42.239 --> 0:34:44.680
<v Speaker 2>It will be a world of heartache. I absolutely would

0:34:44.719 --> 0:34:48.359
<v Speaker 2>be because I don't We don't gel that way. We don't.

0:34:48.440 --> 0:34:51.480
<v Speaker 2>We don't. We we jeil differently. We yeah, we jel

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:52.240
<v Speaker 2>at Mets games.

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think there would be a fight over the

0:34:54.160 --> 0:34:55.240
<v Speaker 1>check every single time.

0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:56.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I wouldn't go to dinner with you. With you

0:34:56.920 --> 0:34:58.000
<v Speaker 2>and your friends, well, that's what we do.

0:34:58.080 --> 0:35:00.279
<v Speaker 1>We got to eat, we got to drink, and when

0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:01.919
<v Speaker 1>it comes time for you, you know, to buy around.

0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:04.279
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you don't really drink. So it's like, well,

0:35:04.320 --> 0:35:06.080
<v Speaker 2>that's why your birthday party. When we went out of

0:35:06.080 --> 0:35:07.720
<v Speaker 2>your birthday party, I didn't even know order a soda

0:35:08.600 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 2>because I didn't want any part of splitting that your

0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:13.759
<v Speaker 2>friends were all drinking twelve year old Scotch as if

0:35:13.760 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 2>it was their birthday. Yeah, because that's what you do

0:35:16.239 --> 0:35:17.920
<v Speaker 2>when you get to your friends your old Yeah.

0:35:17.920 --> 0:35:21.760
<v Speaker 1>But they all had everybody partakes everybody butchersipates.

0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they were drinking, like all of them had

0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:28.400
<v Speaker 2>checks over one hundred dollars, well over one hundred, and

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:30.600
<v Speaker 2>some of them were buying for their girlfriends, their wives.

0:35:30.920 --> 0:35:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to get in the middle of that. No,

0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:34.960
<v Speaker 2>what I'm not paying one hundred dollars for a soda.

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:37.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm out. But I hung out with them. I like

0:35:37.960 --> 0:35:40.120
<v Speaker 2>all your friends very much, So we need to like

0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:41.759
<v Speaker 2>go to the movies or something where it won't cost me.

0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:46.160
<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna like, let's go to a Chinese buffet

0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:49.480
<v Speaker 2>where there's a set price. You know, I'm in for that.

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:51.840
<v Speaker 2>We need to go, we need to do you know what,

0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Let's go to a place in Jersey that's b yob. Yeah,

0:35:55.760 --> 0:35:57.680
<v Speaker 2>that's it. We'll go to a great restaurant. You bring

0:35:57.719 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 2>your own, then we're good. A few of my buddies

0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 2>went out this afternoon to Capitol Grill, Oh, one of

0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:07.719
<v Speaker 2>my favorite take places, and they were about five or

0:36:07.719 --> 0:36:10.879
<v Speaker 2>six guys getting together and then sex on the way.

0:36:11.000 --> 0:36:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Dave chimes in's on the group chat. No, no, he's not.

0:36:16.719 --> 0:36:20.560
<v Speaker 1>He's like, hey, so, who's all coming out like this?

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:22.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean I I obviously I wasn't because I'm here

0:36:22.680 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 1>with you doing this. And Anthony Falco was like, okay,

0:36:27.920 --> 0:36:29.480
<v Speaker 1>you got this guy, that guy, this guy, this guy,

0:36:29.480 --> 0:36:33.839
<v Speaker 1>and this guy. And then Dave was like, and I'm

0:36:33.920 --> 0:36:38.720
<v Speaker 1>watching the texts go by. I'm watching Dave immediately pussy

0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 1>foot his way backwards out of going to load. Well, no,

0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 1>because he knew that the list of guys that were

0:36:47.040 --> 0:36:49.439
<v Speaker 1>going we're gonna make this a six hour lunch because

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:51.360
<v Speaker 1>they all got nothing to do, and these are the

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:56.759
<v Speaker 1>guys that by the top shelf Scotch. So Dave was like, oh, wait,

0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:00.520
<v Speaker 1>on second thought, maybe I'll just meet you there after.

0:37:00.600 --> 0:37:03.120
<v Speaker 1>I want to get some extra reps in at the gym,

0:37:04.320 --> 0:37:09.480
<v Speaker 1>right right. So I'm sitting there thinking like he's weasling

0:37:09.520 --> 0:37:12.360
<v Speaker 1>his way out of lunch because he knows the group

0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:15.000
<v Speaker 1>he's going with three hundred dollar lun they're gonna run up,

0:37:15.040 --> 0:37:18.040
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna run up the score. And he goes, yeah,

0:37:18.200 --> 0:37:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm okay there, I'm not gonna go this.

0:37:22.760 --> 0:37:26.000
<v Speaker 2>He disinvited himself. It was very funny on the way

0:37:26.120 --> 0:37:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Dave was a frugal man like myself.

0:37:28.200 --> 0:37:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, not normally, but when it comes to certain people,

0:37:32.280 --> 0:37:34.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, there there are red flags.

0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:35.799
<v Speaker 2>We all have red flags in our group.

0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Don't you think I could be the red flag to you?

0:37:40.000 --> 0:37:43.719
<v Speaker 1>Because you make what I said? Yeah, because if you,

0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I'm not exactly someone who pays any mind

0:37:48.719 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 1>to what I'm like spending. I'm just kind of out

0:37:52.120 --> 0:37:54.520
<v Speaker 1>for a good time. I wony have the sound of

0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:56.680
<v Speaker 1>that video of the Italian guy ordering food at the

0:37:56.680 --> 0:37:59.960
<v Speaker 1>restaurant brilliant. I have that as well. Did we well

0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:01.879
<v Speaker 1>on Instagram? I mean did I send it to you

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:03.120
<v Speaker 1>or did you send it to me?

0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:08.600
<v Speaker 2>You send it to me, Brodie, I'll play it. Yeah.

0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:11.760
<v Speaker 2>So I always connect that Scary. I always. I always

0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:15.480
<v Speaker 2>joke with Scary that he orders appetizers for the table

0:38:15.880 --> 0:38:18.400
<v Speaker 2>because he wants one of everything, and this way everyone's

0:38:18.440 --> 0:38:21.440
<v Speaker 2>forced to have to chip in for his eight appetizers.

0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:23.759
<v Speaker 2>So he's like, oh, I'll get He tells the way

0:38:23.800 --> 0:38:26.480
<v Speaker 2>to get called maar. We'll get fruit with them, We'll

0:38:26.480 --> 0:38:31.520
<v Speaker 2>get the garlic notts, we'll get the whatever, right, zucchini sticks.

0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:35.200
<v Speaker 2>He orders like eight appetizers table and I'm like, dude,

0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:37.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't want half of those. So Scary sends me

0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:41.120
<v Speaker 2>a video that says, if you're Italian, you know about it. Yeah,

0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:42.600
<v Speaker 2>I got it right here, you got it.

0:38:43.920 --> 0:38:45.920
<v Speaker 4>Laugh out with Tians or like, no for the table,

0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 4>just get it for the for the kids. That's why

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:52.000
<v Speaker 4>when you said that, because it get the cookies for

0:38:52.040 --> 0:38:54.520
<v Speaker 4>the you know, it's always for the pizza.

0:38:54.239 --> 0:38:56.600
<v Speaker 2>For the kids. You don't order some things for the table.

0:38:56.640 --> 0:38:59.560
<v Speaker 2>You got no class?

0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:02.759
<v Speaker 4>Just saying the words for the table is the most

0:39:02.760 --> 0:39:05.719
<v Speaker 4>Italian ship. But it just makes the most sense just

0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:06.320
<v Speaker 4>for the table.

0:39:06.400 --> 0:39:08.759
<v Speaker 2>Get it, get it for the I didn't.

0:39:08.920 --> 0:39:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I didn't to Soprano did that to get some moneyon

0:39:11.520 --> 0:39:12.360
<v Speaker 1>rings for the table.

0:39:14.320 --> 0:39:18.920
<v Speaker 2>I want for the table. That was the last episode

0:39:19.040 --> 0:39:19.560
<v Speaker 2>for the table.

0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:21.480
<v Speaker 1>But no, these guys that by the way, that's courtesy

0:39:21.520 --> 0:39:23.480
<v Speaker 1>of Growing Up Italian podcast.

0:39:23.960 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 2>But that one guy, he's like, it shows you have class. No,

0:39:28.640 --> 0:39:30.239
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't. It shows you want to eat like a

0:39:30.239 --> 0:39:33.400
<v Speaker 2>gavone and you're blaming the table for it. You're like,

0:39:33.719 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 2>I think it shows class. I think I think.

0:39:35.719 --> 0:39:37.719
<v Speaker 1>I think people should be entitled to want to try

0:39:37.800 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 1>what's on the menu. You all go in there together

0:39:39.640 --> 0:39:42.719
<v Speaker 1>with the same curiosity. Do you want to explore you

0:39:42.760 --> 0:39:45.200
<v Speaker 1>want to explore the menu together? I don't want some

0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:50.600
<v Speaker 1>some ordering for me the skoojeal because he wants the skoelt.

0:39:51.040 --> 0:39:52.520
<v Speaker 1>But the beauty of that is then you get to

0:39:52.520 --> 0:39:54.920
<v Speaker 1>throw an item in that you want to try, and

0:39:54.960 --> 0:39:55.720
<v Speaker 1>then this way.

0:39:55.520 --> 0:39:58.520
<v Speaker 2>But my ship and I'm stuck with the broccoli. Nobody wanted.

0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:01.480
<v Speaker 2>That's what every time we go for the table, here's

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:04.120
<v Speaker 2>what happens. I order them Mozzarelli sticks, right the fucking

0:40:04.160 --> 0:40:05.480
<v Speaker 2>way to put them down at the end of the

0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 2>table by you. By the time they get to me,

0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:07.879
<v Speaker 2>there's no.

0:40:07.840 --> 0:40:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Montrelli sticks left, and then I'm stuck eating the cauliflower.

0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 2>I think the best way to eat is when everything's

0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:16.640
<v Speaker 2>for the table. I really do. And as funds as.

0:40:16.560 --> 0:40:18.759
<v Speaker 1>You is, someone who eats everything and you get your

0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:20.480
<v Speaker 1>favorite in front of you. If you're gonna order for

0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:22.359
<v Speaker 1>the table, you say, okay, I'm ordered for the table,

0:40:22.360 --> 0:40:24.160
<v Speaker 1>but I want the montreal sticks to hit me first.

0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:26.680
<v Speaker 2>They gotta hit me first. That's fair enough.

0:40:26.680 --> 0:40:29.480
<v Speaker 1>If broccoli raw, if I the shit, I don't eat

0:40:29.760 --> 0:40:32.880
<v Speaker 1>well straight and Haight even said, look, he said, scary.

0:40:33.000 --> 0:40:35.400
<v Speaker 1>That's that's exactly what you should be doing after this

0:40:35.480 --> 0:40:37.800
<v Speaker 1>job is over. When when you're finished with this career,

0:40:38.400 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 1>open up a restaurant and call it for the table.

0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:42.959
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you just ruined it. Where the only thing.

0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:45.399
<v Speaker 1>I get, the only thing is on the You can't

0:40:45.480 --> 0:40:47.120
<v Speaker 1>order individual, it's everything.

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Everything is for the Everything is for the table. No

0:40:49.600 --> 0:40:51.880
<v Speaker 2>matter what you order, it goes in the middle. That

0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:53.440
<v Speaker 2>was a great idea you just gave away for free.

0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:56.920
<v Speaker 2>You should edit that out. No, someone's gonna act on that.

0:40:57.080 --> 0:40:59.759
<v Speaker 1>And you put a lazy Susan in the middle. And

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:01.760
<v Speaker 1>I had a great idea the tables would be lazy

0:41:01.760 --> 0:41:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Susan and then this way you just go. You just

0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:06.239
<v Speaker 1>start spinning it and like, oh, I'll take that. I'll

0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:08.960
<v Speaker 1>take some of that because everything is communal, everything's for

0:41:09.040 --> 0:41:09.440
<v Speaker 1>the table.

0:41:10.040 --> 0:41:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I had two ideas for restaurants. Yeah. One I'll

0:41:13.960 --> 0:41:17.279
<v Speaker 2>never tell you why, because I'll tell you why because

0:41:17.320 --> 0:41:18.839
<v Speaker 2>the first idea I had, I told you this story.

0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:21.440
<v Speaker 2>So I'll tell this on the podcast and I'll even

0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:23.960
<v Speaker 2>tell you who it was. Now he's an iron chef.

0:41:24.000 --> 0:41:26.680
<v Speaker 2>He's a big shot on the Food Network. Okay, all right.

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:30.040
<v Speaker 2>We were working together at Old Navy and again I've

0:41:30.040 --> 0:41:31.920
<v Speaker 2>told this story, and they wanted to open up a

0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:35.040
<v Speaker 2>coffee bar because it starts it was just mid nineties

0:41:35.040 --> 0:41:37.560
<v Speaker 2>when Starbucks was exploding. He' said, oh, we're gonna have

0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 2>a coffee division. We need names for the drinks. So

0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:43.600
<v Speaker 2>I said, oh, how about Cold Navy because the Old

0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Navy will have like the Cold Coffee, but called Cold Navy.

0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 2>There's Oh that's good, And I said, how about a gappuccino.

0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:51.640
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I love that idea. The next day he

0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:53.480
<v Speaker 2>comes in and goes, Hey, David, just want to let

0:41:53.480 --> 0:41:55.399
<v Speaker 2>you know I copyrighted the name, so I don't even

0:41:55.400 --> 0:41:57.759
<v Speaker 2>try it. I own that name now, so if the

0:41:57.760 --> 0:41:59.520
<v Speaker 2>company goes with it, I'm getting money out of it.

0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Wow, what an asshole. Well I'm not going to be

0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:06.360
<v Speaker 1>a company. The company never went with the name.

0:42:06.760 --> 0:42:09.600
<v Speaker 2>No, because the coffee division failed. But he is an

0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:11.600
<v Speaker 2>iron chef and he's a big deal on the Food Network,

0:42:11.960 --> 0:42:14.799
<v Speaker 2>and uh, I know who it is. I know you

0:42:14.800 --> 0:42:15.239
<v Speaker 2>know who it is.

0:42:15.719 --> 0:42:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I will just take a break. Then, all right, Wait,

0:42:18.680 --> 0:42:20.560
<v Speaker 1>why can't we see who it is? Because you just

0:42:20.600 --> 0:42:22.239
<v Speaker 1>you just called him an asshole and I don't think

0:42:22.280 --> 0:42:24.240
<v Speaker 1>that I don't know, well, I could still have that feeling.

0:42:24.320 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if I'm going to say he's a businessman,

0:42:27.040 --> 0:42:30.600
<v Speaker 2>he has a lot of restaurants, all right? Is all right?

0:42:31.000 --> 0:42:31.319
<v Speaker 1>All right?

0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Name Sary and Verdie.

0:42:36.160 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 1>It's something I wanted to throw in there that I

0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:41.680
<v Speaker 1>saw the other day that made me laugh. You know,

0:42:41.840 --> 0:42:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Lester Holt from Channel four from NBC News, the Nightly News.

0:42:46.200 --> 0:42:47.479
<v Speaker 2>Very very distinguished gentleman.

0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:51.000
<v Speaker 1>On Saturday mornings, he does a kid's edition like it's

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:54.640
<v Speaker 1>a Saturday It's the Nightly News kids edition. So what

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 1>do you what do you think is different about Leicester

0:42:56.719 --> 0:42:58.439
<v Speaker 1>Holt on Saturday mornings for the kids.

0:42:58.880 --> 0:43:03.759
<v Speaker 2>Well, Lester whole tall like this. He's very dignous, he

0:43:03.880 --> 0:43:08.440
<v Speaker 2>talks the same way. Does he use the little kid words? No,

0:43:10.239 --> 0:43:11.120
<v Speaker 2>he wears a hoodie.

0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I swear to god, Google it, Google image it Lester

0:43:15.719 --> 0:43:17.399
<v Speaker 1>Holt Natly News Kids Edition.

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:19.120
<v Speaker 2>I just think it's so funny.

0:43:19.160 --> 0:43:22.400
<v Speaker 1>It's like the producers and the writers are like, we

0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:24.520
<v Speaker 1>didn't need to make this relatable for the children.

0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:31.560
<v Speaker 2>So Lester, You're going to wear a black hoodie. It's

0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:36.200
<v Speaker 2>fucking hilarious. Okay I found one picture He's on Sesame Street. No,

0:43:36.560 --> 0:43:38.399
<v Speaker 2>just just type in Lester Holt. I did.

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:43.719
<v Speaker 1>It's hysterical anyway, Lester Holt wearing a hoodie is just

0:43:44.000 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 1>some of the funniest things.

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:50.000
<v Speaker 2>I funniest thing I've seen anyway. Hey, how is your

0:43:50.040 --> 0:43:55.000
<v Speaker 2>thanks You see it? Yeah? That is odd. It's weird, right, Yeah.

0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:57.400
<v Speaker 2>I kind of came out of nowhere. How is your Thanksgiving?

0:43:57.440 --> 0:43:59.840
<v Speaker 1>We didn't talk about this. This is our first episode

0:44:00.200 --> 0:44:04.839
<v Speaker 1>from Mike like two three weeks now. Oh my god,

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I went to Costa Rica. I didn't talk about any

0:44:07.200 --> 0:44:07.360
<v Speaker 1>of this.

0:44:07.920 --> 0:44:13.040
<v Speaker 2>No, just your your marijuana possible chocolate experience. What Thanksgiving

0:44:13.160 --> 0:44:16.399
<v Speaker 2>was good? We went to we went to a really

0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:20.319
<v Speaker 2>nice restaurant in New Jersey, really nice, and by really nice,

0:44:20.320 --> 0:44:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean really expensive. And nobody in my family likes

0:44:24.719 --> 0:44:30.960
<v Speaker 2>turkey except me. Yeah, I love dark meat turkey. But

0:44:31.040 --> 0:44:33.560
<v Speaker 2>when you go to restaurants, they pretty much serve white

0:44:33.560 --> 0:44:34.680
<v Speaker 2>meat turkey. I don't know what they do with the

0:44:34.760 --> 0:44:35.600
<v Speaker 2>dark meat that you know.

0:44:36.719 --> 0:44:36.839
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

0:44:36.960 --> 0:44:39.840
<v Speaker 2>And they had like a price fixed turkey dinner, so

0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:43.360
<v Speaker 2>it was like you got turkey, you got uh, sweet potatoes,

0:44:43.920 --> 0:44:47.800
<v Speaker 2>and they had mushroom stuffing, and then some other vegetable

0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:51.560
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't eat, but you can't substitute. Maybe that potatoes.

0:44:51.680 --> 0:44:54.320
<v Speaker 2>That's something that I need. It was some potatoes. So

0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:57.080
<v Speaker 2>I call up the day before and I say, hey, listen,

0:44:57.080 --> 0:45:02.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm coming for dinner tomorrow night, family of five. I

0:45:02.480 --> 0:45:06.759
<v Speaker 2>know you have mushroom stuffing. Is the mushroom stuffing big

0:45:06.880 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 2>mushroom pieces where I could pick them out? Or is

0:45:09.239 --> 0:45:13.000
<v Speaker 2>it minced mushroom? He says, that's minced mushroom. I said, look,

0:45:13.000 --> 0:45:15.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm calling you a day in advance. I'll pay a

0:45:15.200 --> 0:45:17.640
<v Speaker 2>little extra if I have to. Would it be possible

0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:20.600
<v Speaker 2>to just make a little stuffing without the mushrooms. And

0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:24.000
<v Speaker 2>the guy says, no, I'm not going to do that.

0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:26.560
<v Speaker 2>I can't do that for you. Yeah, because if he

0:45:26.719 --> 0:45:28.320
<v Speaker 2>was making it to order, he'd have to make it

0:45:28.400 --> 0:45:32.440
<v Speaker 2>to order for everybody. Right, So I ended up having risotto,

0:45:32.600 --> 0:45:37.440
<v Speaker 2>a seafood risotto that was outragiously good, fantastic. Yeah, And

0:45:37.520 --> 0:45:38.920
<v Speaker 2>then I went home. The next day I bought a

0:45:38.960 --> 0:45:41.360
<v Speaker 2>turkey leg at shopright. I made my own stuff, so

0:45:41.480 --> 0:45:43.799
<v Speaker 2>you got you got your turkey fix. I had lunch

0:45:43.920 --> 0:45:47.000
<v Speaker 2>the next day. I made myself a Thanksgiving lunch while

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:49.400
<v Speaker 2>my family was out, and so I had my I

0:45:49.440 --> 0:45:53.520
<v Speaker 2>had my turkey and stuffing plane Pepperidge Farm stuffing. Nothing

0:45:53.600 --> 0:45:57.719
<v Speaker 2>in it, easy, simple, Right. Now there's people going, what

0:45:57.880 --> 0:45:59.920
<v Speaker 2>the fuck? How do you not put sausage in it?

0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:02.640
<v Speaker 2>How do you not put how do you plank? How

0:46:02.680 --> 0:46:03.320
<v Speaker 2>do you not put it?

0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:03.719
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:46:04.800 --> 0:46:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Because I like it plain? I like plain stuffing. I'm sorry.

0:46:08.719 --> 0:46:11.360
<v Speaker 2>It's you cook a jelly cranberry sauce, you cook.

0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:13.520
<v Speaker 1>It separate, you don't put it inside the bird. I

0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:15.040
<v Speaker 1>do both, but I don't have I didn't. We've had

0:46:15.040 --> 0:46:16.400
<v Speaker 1>this argument before, haven't we I.

0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:18.279
<v Speaker 2>Like it in the bird. I like the stuffing in

0:46:18.360 --> 0:46:21.319
<v Speaker 2>the bird because it gets the juice from the bird

0:46:21.360 --> 0:46:23.680
<v Speaker 2>and then a krusty on the outside. I like that.

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:26.200
<v Speaker 1>And then I make separate, you know, normally, and I

0:46:26.320 --> 0:46:27.560
<v Speaker 1>can't do that without a turkey.

0:46:27.600 --> 0:46:29.160
<v Speaker 2>It's hard to do that. I had I had to

0:46:29.239 --> 0:46:31.799
<v Speaker 2>drive what two turkey legs for five bucks. It's hard

0:46:31.840 --> 0:46:35.080
<v Speaker 2>to stick the stuffing in the turkey leg. So for

0:46:35.200 --> 0:46:40.600
<v Speaker 2>some yeah, for some reason, I I used to hate

0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:42.880
<v Speaker 2>dark meat, and now I like it, and I like

0:46:42.960 --> 0:46:45.520
<v Speaker 2>it not. I like it white. I like. I like

0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:47.319
<v Speaker 2>it more than white meat these days. And I don't

0:46:47.320 --> 0:46:50.160
<v Speaker 2>know why. Much better. It's so much better. Restaurants are like, oh,

0:46:50.200 --> 0:46:54.040
<v Speaker 2>it's pure white meat. I'll take the dark meat every time. Yeah.

0:46:54.400 --> 0:46:57.560
<v Speaker 2>And when it comes to turkey, like the thigh meat. Yeah, well,

0:46:57.600 --> 0:46:59.320
<v Speaker 2>the lag I'll take a drumstick. Are you kidding me?

0:46:59.400 --> 0:46:59.520
<v Speaker 3>Now?

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:00.880
<v Speaker 2>You're a street potatoes guy or no?

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I'm surprised, bro, you're not a veget potato

0:47:05.280 --> 0:47:07.760
<v Speaker 1>you know. No, it's it's a rude vegetable.

0:47:07.880 --> 0:47:09.799
<v Speaker 2>I get it. It's a tuber. It's a tuber. It's

0:47:09.880 --> 0:47:11.480
<v Speaker 2>it's it's a tuber.

0:47:11.640 --> 0:47:14.120
<v Speaker 1>It's not a tuba it's not built the same way

0:47:14.160 --> 0:47:16.320
<v Speaker 1>a regular white potato. It's not a potato, I know,

0:47:16.719 --> 0:47:18.080
<v Speaker 1>but it's still potato esque.

0:47:18.520 --> 0:47:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Potato is in a radish Well, that's true. It's a

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:26.000
<v Speaker 2>sweet potato. It's a it's a yam whatever. I even both.

0:47:26.080 --> 0:47:26.799
<v Speaker 2>I was in uh.

0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:29.239
<v Speaker 1>I went to coast a dam, thank you yam. Went

0:47:29.239 --> 0:47:31.360
<v Speaker 1>to coast Eaco with some of my friends. You know,

0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Costa Rica doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving. No, no, no, but no,

0:47:35.680 --> 0:47:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean I came back in time for Thanksgiving.

0:47:38.200 --> 0:47:39.920
<v Speaker 2>But you know, you should.

0:47:39.960 --> 0:47:43.439
<v Speaker 1>People should start thinking about exploring things, you know, past

0:47:43.600 --> 0:47:44.440
<v Speaker 1>like Mexico.

0:47:44.600 --> 0:47:45.840
<v Speaker 2>You know, if they're going to go on vacation.

0:47:46.200 --> 0:47:48.640
<v Speaker 1>It was I'll tell you what, brody, it was only

0:47:48.719 --> 0:47:51.040
<v Speaker 1>one hundred and fifty dollars each way.

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Now, I know it's a lot of money with a

0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:55.480
<v Speaker 2>lot of people. But in the grand scheme of flying,

0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:58.680
<v Speaker 2>you ticket fly for one hundred and fifty dollars correct

0:47:58.719 --> 0:48:01.840
<v Speaker 2>points used. Nothing thing, three hundred dollars round tree. Just

0:48:01.880 --> 0:48:02.799
<v Speaker 2>sit on the on the wing.

0:48:03.160 --> 0:48:05.759
<v Speaker 1>No, you fly certain times a year. You can fly

0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:09.120
<v Speaker 1>into Liberia or San Jose certain times a year. Those

0:48:09.520 --> 0:48:15.040
<v Speaker 1>the cost is is uh Jose, San Jose. They have

0:48:15.080 --> 0:48:18.279
<v Speaker 1>a San Jose, Yes, the San Jose, Costa Rica, and

0:48:18.360 --> 0:48:21.320
<v Speaker 1>then there's a Liberia. We went to Liberia and you know,

0:48:21.360 --> 0:48:22.680
<v Speaker 1>I went to a place that was you know, you

0:48:22.719 --> 0:48:24.600
<v Speaker 1>can't really pronounce. You called me bougie for it. Go

0:48:24.719 --> 0:48:28.560
<v Speaker 1>on a cost but it's a Tamarindo. You know, you

0:48:28.640 --> 0:48:31.360
<v Speaker 1>can find some great deals. You can eat for really

0:48:31.760 --> 0:48:37.280
<v Speaker 1>really cheap, the dollars. The infinity pool attached to your hotel. Okay,

0:48:37.600 --> 0:48:39.719
<v Speaker 1>you're sweet your villa about that was in every one

0:48:39.760 --> 0:48:41.160
<v Speaker 1>of your Instagram pictures about that?

0:48:42.000 --> 0:48:44.440
<v Speaker 2>That was the hotel that was that was It was

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:44.960
<v Speaker 2>a castle.

0:48:45.120 --> 0:48:47.480
<v Speaker 1>We knew the guy who owned it and it was

0:48:47.520 --> 0:48:50.400
<v Speaker 1>his dad who owned it. So so how does one

0:48:50.480 --> 0:48:51.920
<v Speaker 1>know a rich guy in Costa Rica? How do you

0:48:52.000 --> 0:48:55.879
<v Speaker 1>just know the guy? Because he grew up in South

0:48:55.960 --> 0:49:01.520
<v Speaker 1>Philly as a record label dude and a record label mogul.

0:49:02.080 --> 0:49:05.560
<v Speaker 1>He used to handle like Tina Turner Whitney Houston. He

0:49:05.680 --> 0:49:08.280
<v Speaker 1>knew doctor Dre before he was Dre. He knew Eminem

0:49:08.640 --> 0:49:10.759
<v Speaker 1>was just intern Dre. He knew Eminem on the come

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:14.040
<v Speaker 1>up and jay Z everyone the guy with meet. The

0:49:14.080 --> 0:49:17.720
<v Speaker 1>guy's now eighty six years old. He's from the son Philip,

0:49:18.440 --> 0:49:22.279
<v Speaker 1>the father oh who owns the house. Thirty years ago,

0:49:22.440 --> 0:49:26.040
<v Speaker 1>he decided, I'm done with America, I'm done with Philly,

0:49:26.320 --> 0:49:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm done with the music industry. And he bought a

0:49:30.239 --> 0:49:33.839
<v Speaker 1>house in that area of Costa Rica. At the time,

0:49:34.400 --> 0:49:36.839
<v Speaker 1>the property was dirt cheap, no one was over there.

0:49:37.480 --> 0:49:42.359
<v Speaker 1>And he's eighty six years old today, David Brody, Wow,

0:49:42.760 --> 0:49:47.080
<v Speaker 1>and this guy's name is Fred. This dude is like

0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:50.480
<v Speaker 1>in better shape and better health than the two of

0:49:50.560 --> 0:49:52.919
<v Speaker 1>us combined. Okay, but how old guys?

0:49:53.120 --> 0:49:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Eighty six years old? So we show up to his

0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:58.840
<v Speaker 2>quote that he airbn beat out the house to us

0:49:59.280 --> 0:49:59.719
<v Speaker 2>for the week.

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:02.200
<v Speaker 1>He decided to live in one of these other apartments

0:50:02.280 --> 0:50:05.120
<v Speaker 1>nearby because he wants to make money on his house.

0:50:05.200 --> 0:50:08.840
<v Speaker 2>That's how he here. He charged you guys enough rent

0:50:09.520 --> 0:50:12.040
<v Speaker 2>to cover his apartment rental plus the prophet.

0:50:11.840 --> 0:50:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Correct well, because the house itself was a beautiful house

0:50:15.200 --> 0:50:15.799
<v Speaker 1>that he built out.

0:50:15.960 --> 0:50:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh so so I'm talking to him, I'm like, so.

0:50:19.200 --> 0:50:21.680
<v Speaker 1>Talk to me about Costa Rica and living here, he goes,

0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:24.560
<v Speaker 1>He goes, the food's healthier here, he goes, There's less

0:50:24.680 --> 0:50:25.360
<v Speaker 1>to worry about.

0:50:26.040 --> 0:50:27.960
<v Speaker 2>He says, twenty five years ago, I just wanted to

0:50:28.000 --> 0:50:29.319
<v Speaker 2>retire I just wanted to get out.

0:50:29.640 --> 0:50:31.719
<v Speaker 1>He was wearing, dude, I swear to god, we pulled up,

0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:34.399
<v Speaker 1>he was wearing a Yankee hat and a track suit,

0:50:34.760 --> 0:50:37.960
<v Speaker 1>and he was in crazy fit shape. I mean, the

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:39.840
<v Speaker 1>guy was like, he's from Newark. He goes run, he

0:50:39.960 --> 0:50:42.399
<v Speaker 1>runs on the beach every day. He's got all his hair,

0:50:42.440 --> 0:50:45.680
<v Speaker 1>he's got white hair and blue eyes. He's eighty six

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:48.440
<v Speaker 1>years old. The dude, first of all, carried himself like

0:50:48.560 --> 0:50:52.200
<v Speaker 1>he was seventy five, seventy you know, seventy five years old,

0:50:52.280 --> 0:50:53.400
<v Speaker 1>no more than that.

0:50:53.680 --> 0:50:56.839
<v Speaker 2>And he's eighty six and he goes, he goes, I'll

0:50:56.840 --> 0:50:59.239
<v Speaker 2>tell you what, never got married? He does.

0:50:59.280 --> 0:51:01.680
<v Speaker 1>I have my beautiful here. You know who we know,

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:05.600
<v Speaker 1>the guy Darren, And that's it. And we're literally hanging

0:51:05.640 --> 0:51:07.640
<v Speaker 1>out in his beautiful house.

0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, you think the key to his health and his

0:51:10.160 --> 0:51:13.680
<v Speaker 2>wealth and his lifestyle is they never got married. Never

0:51:13.719 --> 0:51:15.560
<v Speaker 2>got married. You look so young? No kids?

0:51:16.200 --> 0:51:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Well he has a kid, well, yes, his kid is

0:51:18.800 --> 0:51:21.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, scratch that. He does have a son who's

0:51:21.360 --> 0:51:24.640
<v Speaker 1>now much older, right, but he's like twenty five years ago.

0:51:24.719 --> 0:51:25.759
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm done.

0:51:26.200 --> 0:51:27.839
<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute. He has a kid who's much older

0:51:27.880 --> 0:51:28.839
<v Speaker 2>than what when he was born.

0:51:30.280 --> 0:51:32.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's older. Now he's in his forties. His kid

0:51:32.320 --> 0:51:34.359
<v Speaker 1>is almost fifty years old. Probably said he's much older.

0:51:34.880 --> 0:51:36.959
<v Speaker 1>Have to compare well what he was the kid was younger.

0:51:37.000 --> 0:51:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Obviously he raised his child. My point is, first of all,

0:51:40.640 --> 0:51:43.759
<v Speaker 1>could you ever do that? Could you ever just disconnect

0:51:43.760 --> 0:51:47.040
<v Speaker 1>from society and say, I'm believing New.

0:51:47.000 --> 0:51:48.520
<v Speaker 2>York, I'm leaving this area.

0:51:48.760 --> 0:51:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Fuck it, I'm going to go to a random country

0:51:52.040 --> 0:51:55.279
<v Speaker 1>where the dollar goes a lot further and live like

0:51:55.440 --> 0:51:58.400
<v Speaker 1>a king and live healthier.

0:51:59.040 --> 0:52:02.080
<v Speaker 2>Ever, No, Raven, nevermore, ever more scary at the bar

0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Mins I was at Saturday night. I couldn't get internet

0:52:05.239 --> 0:52:07.640
<v Speaker 2>for like forty five minutes. I thought, I was My

0:52:07.680 --> 0:52:09.840
<v Speaker 2>head was, how did that work out for you? I

0:52:09.920 --> 0:52:11.799
<v Speaker 2>had to keep going up the staircase to the near

0:52:11.840 --> 0:52:13.880
<v Speaker 2>to get near the door. So because it was downstairs,

0:52:13.960 --> 0:52:16.279
<v Speaker 2>you're like me, I had to have the internet. I

0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:18.600
<v Speaker 2>had to sports was going on, it was the world

0:52:18.840 --> 0:52:21.160
<v Speaker 2>news was going on, World news. Now I'm not looking

0:52:21.200 --> 0:52:23.600
<v Speaker 2>to I'm not looking to disconnect. If I go away

0:52:23.640 --> 0:52:26.160
<v Speaker 2>for a weekend, like my in laws used to have

0:52:26.200 --> 0:52:30.080
<v Speaker 2>a beautiful home on a lake in northern Connecticut, drive

0:52:30.160 --> 0:52:33.000
<v Speaker 2>up there, for the weekend and there was no The

0:52:33.120 --> 0:52:35.920
<v Speaker 2>TV had like three channels. This is before all the

0:52:35.960 --> 0:52:37.920
<v Speaker 2>streaming services. So you go up there, like the cable

0:52:37.960 --> 0:52:42.160
<v Speaker 2>TV you could get like three or four channels. No sports. Uh,

0:52:42.480 --> 0:52:45.560
<v Speaker 2>the Wi fi was spotty at best, and there was

0:52:45.640 --> 0:52:47.759
<v Speaker 2>nothing around but a lake and you had to drive

0:52:47.800 --> 0:52:49.920
<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes into town and it was very well. You

0:52:49.920 --> 0:52:52.759
<v Speaker 2>get there on a Friday, you're all like, yeah, you

0:52:52.880 --> 0:52:55.120
<v Speaker 2>work the whole week, You're like, oh, this is great. Yeah,

0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:57.400
<v Speaker 2>and then Saturday you wake up late, you go for

0:52:57.480 --> 0:52:59.239
<v Speaker 2>a walk by the lake and you're like, oh, this

0:52:59.360 --> 0:53:02.360
<v Speaker 2>is great. By Saturday night, yet you're biting your fingernails.

0:53:02.880 --> 0:53:06.759
<v Speaker 1>You gotta get home. You gotta get The general store

0:53:06.840 --> 0:53:08.960
<v Speaker 1>is really cute, but I gotta get home. Coming from

0:53:09.040 --> 0:53:11.160
<v Speaker 1>South Philly, it was I don't understand how a guy

0:53:11.320 --> 0:53:13.239
<v Speaker 1>like that could go and do what he did.

0:53:13.320 --> 0:53:16.640
<v Speaker 2>But well, have you been to South Philly. Well it's Italian.

0:53:17.680 --> 0:53:20.239
<v Speaker 2>South Philly is Italian. Yeah, I know it is. So

0:53:20.440 --> 0:53:21.800
<v Speaker 2>that's a lot of it's a lot of stress, like

0:53:21.840 --> 0:53:24.040
<v Speaker 2>our old neighborhood, a lot of stress, a lot of yeah.

0:53:24.080 --> 0:53:27.320
<v Speaker 1>But still, but how do you go hustle and bustle?

0:53:27.680 --> 0:53:30.960
<v Speaker 1>How do you go on that to I'm just cutting

0:53:31.000 --> 0:53:32.160
<v Speaker 1>myself off from society.

0:53:32.200 --> 0:53:34.480
<v Speaker 2>I guess people do it. I guess at some point,

0:53:34.560 --> 0:53:36.440
<v Speaker 2>like you bought your ear drums. Living in South Philly,

0:53:36.480 --> 0:53:39.439
<v Speaker 2>like our neighborhood. After a while, it's like everybody's loud,

0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:43.200
<v Speaker 2>everybody's fast, everybody's moving. It wears out. I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know. If you go to

0:53:45.320 --> 0:53:47.000
<v Speaker 2>a place so tranquil, I can't do it. I need

0:53:47.080 --> 0:53:49.800
<v Speaker 2>noise in my ear. All right, Well he noise in

0:53:49.840 --> 0:53:50.120
<v Speaker 2>your ear?

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<v Speaker 1>Go to commercial. Shout out to Fred. Thanks for the

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<v Speaker 1>discount on your Airbnb. Do you have that new sound

0:53:55.360 --> 0:53:55.960
<v Speaker 1>you wanted to play?

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<v Speaker 2>Fright? Thanks Fred, coming next along with the rest of

0:53:58.239 --> 0:54:00.880
<v Speaker 2>the Sound all Right podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We will be right back. So on the Big Show,

0:54:05.239 --> 0:54:09.080
<v Speaker 1>we had the VIP list girls come in. Meghan Audrey

0:54:09.280 --> 0:54:11.719
<v Speaker 1>are the two girls that you've seen on TikTok. It's

0:54:11.840 --> 0:54:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Meg and Audrey and Meghan and Audrey. Well choose by Meg,

0:54:15.800 --> 0:54:19.759
<v Speaker 1>Meg and Yes and two blonds different Philly talk about

0:54:19.760 --> 0:54:22.480
<v Speaker 1>We were talking about Philly earlier Dire from Philadelphia. They

0:54:22.520 --> 0:54:24.319
<v Speaker 1>grew up listening on Q and O two to our

0:54:24.320 --> 0:54:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Big show, Elvis Duran and everybody and we and but

0:54:27.680 --> 0:54:32.239
<v Speaker 1>they're known now on TikTok and uh Instagram for being

0:54:32.560 --> 0:54:36.560
<v Speaker 1>food bloggers. But they talk in a voice that's very bougie,

0:54:37.000 --> 0:54:40.600
<v Speaker 1>but what they're doing it's beyond bougie. Well, oh my god,

0:54:40.920 --> 0:54:43.799
<v Speaker 1>this is the hottest spot on seventy third Street. You've

0:54:43.880 --> 0:54:45.239
<v Speaker 1>got to try the cupcakes.

0:54:45.440 --> 0:54:47.600
<v Speaker 2>Right, they ought to die for? And what is it?

0:54:47.760 --> 0:54:49.680
<v Speaker 2>They say? Go cry about it?

0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:53.600
<v Speaker 1>They going fox, Yeah, this that's the that's the this

0:54:53.760 --> 0:54:55.840
<v Speaker 1>ZD fucks And you got in trouble for that on

0:54:55.880 --> 0:54:57.880
<v Speaker 1>the air like six months ago, didn't you. You were

0:54:57.920 --> 0:55:00.239
<v Speaker 1>saying that, you said it in the room and oh

0:55:00.280 --> 0:55:02.200
<v Speaker 1>that fucks. And they were like, what are you talking about? Right,

0:55:02.320 --> 0:55:03.200
<v Speaker 1>you were like, oh, it's a thing.

0:55:03.280 --> 0:55:04.520
<v Speaker 2>It's a thing. You thought it was a thing. It

0:55:04.600 --> 0:55:07.920
<v Speaker 2>never became a thing. No, it didn't anyway. So the

0:55:08.040 --> 0:55:11.440
<v Speaker 2>short story is these ladies, the.

0:55:13.680 --> 0:55:17.960
<v Speaker 1>VI the VIP girls, the VIP List, they they do

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent satire. It's satire. They're in mimicking what

0:55:22.280 --> 0:55:25.840
<v Speaker 1>bougie girls you know, would act like. But they are

0:55:25.960 --> 0:55:29.000
<v Speaker 1>really nice women. We elvis interviewed them and it was

0:55:29.160 --> 0:55:31.560
<v Speaker 1>it was just fantastic. So so they came up to

0:55:31.640 --> 0:55:34.000
<v Speaker 1>the show and they left us a drop.

0:55:34.760 --> 0:55:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's hear it. You want to hear their drop? Yeah?

0:55:37.640 --> 0:55:40.640
<v Speaker 2>You sure you want to hear it? Well, I can

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<v Speaker 2>handle it. Hi, it's the vip list, Megan Audrey.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're not listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with

0:55:46.440 --> 0:55:49.600
<v Speaker 3>Scary and Brodie, you're a peasant the Brooklyn Boys podcast,

0:55:49.920 --> 0:55:52.000
<v Speaker 3>fucks go cry about it.

0:55:53.440 --> 0:55:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they did an idea. Now, some of you might like,

0:55:57.200 --> 0:55:58.960
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, i've heard them before, I've seen them.

0:55:59.480 --> 0:56:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you, they are about it. They are awesome,

0:56:02.239 --> 0:56:05.920
<v Speaker 1>they're great women. They're they're doing an act, they're doing shtick.

0:56:06.360 --> 0:56:07.800
<v Speaker 1>They're not you know what I'm saying. A lot of

0:56:07.800 --> 0:56:09.560
<v Speaker 1>people like, oh my god, I can't hit it so annoying.

0:56:09.800 --> 0:56:12.200
<v Speaker 1>And I admit to them on the air that I

0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:14.640
<v Speaker 1>started by hate following them. I was one of those

0:56:14.680 --> 0:56:17.040
<v Speaker 1>people like, oh, I hate them, it's so annoying. I

0:56:17.120 --> 0:56:19.600
<v Speaker 1>gotta follow them. And they would scared send me the

0:56:19.680 --> 0:56:21.320
<v Speaker 1>videos and I go, why are you sending these videos?

0:56:21.360 --> 0:56:24.080
<v Speaker 1>And so, you know, I love food. So they go

0:56:24.239 --> 0:56:26.160
<v Speaker 1>to the Dude, they go to they go to the

0:56:26.239 --> 0:56:30.600
<v Speaker 1>bougies restaurants. Dad, listen, they go to the boogiest restaurants

0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:35.880
<v Speaker 1>in New York, Miami, wherever they're traveling, to Vegas, wherever

0:56:35.920 --> 0:56:39.640
<v Speaker 1>they go. They review their restaurants and they're unapologetic about it.

0:56:39.920 --> 0:56:42.360
<v Speaker 1>They don't take bribes, they don't get paid for it.

0:56:42.680 --> 0:56:45.719
<v Speaker 1>They make the reservation like you and me, where they

0:56:45.880 --> 0:56:48.279
<v Speaker 1>just you know, kind of call it in. They're anonymous.

0:56:48.440 --> 0:56:52.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's wrong though. They don't make reservations like you

0:56:52.560 --> 0:56:55.719
<v Speaker 2>and me, because when we make reservations, you say, from

0:56:55.760 --> 0:57:01.839
<v Speaker 2>the almas Durand show, they make reservations. Yeah, and they

0:57:01.960 --> 0:57:03.000
<v Speaker 2>go and they sit there.

0:57:03.080 --> 0:57:04.799
<v Speaker 1>And because this way, they don't have to be nice

0:57:04.840 --> 0:57:06.840
<v Speaker 1>to a restaurant if they want to trash it.

0:57:07.040 --> 0:57:09.799
<v Speaker 2>So so they don't where's the money coming from?

0:57:10.640 --> 0:57:13.680
<v Speaker 1>They do in between those videos they do other videos

0:57:13.880 --> 0:57:16.479
<v Speaker 1>where they're sponsored clearly, and they talk about products, all.

0:57:16.440 --> 0:57:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Right, because they go to some expensive restaurants. Yeah yeah,

0:57:19.320 --> 0:57:19.760
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah.

0:57:20.320 --> 0:57:25.320
<v Speaker 1>But their reviews are true to the The reviews are true, okay,

0:57:25.640 --> 0:57:28.440
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, so the meaning like they that's how they

0:57:28.720 --> 0:57:28.840
<v Speaker 1>like it.

0:57:28.920 --> 0:57:31.640
<v Speaker 2>They like it. If they hate it, well you'll know

0:57:31.760 --> 0:57:38.280
<v Speaker 2>about it, go cry about it. Hey. Speaking of reviews

0:57:38.440 --> 0:57:42.120
<v Speaker 2>and the endorsements, huh, I've been getting you probably get

0:57:42.160 --> 0:57:45.520
<v Speaker 2>these two. They show up in your hidden requests on

0:57:45.680 --> 0:57:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Instagram and your DMS. They come up as hidden. Yes,

0:57:47.960 --> 0:57:49.880
<v Speaker 2>they have to go to the hidden section. Yes, so

0:57:50.000 --> 0:57:52.640
<v Speaker 2>I keep getting like, Oh I saw your content. I

0:57:52.680 --> 0:57:55.640
<v Speaker 2>think it'd be great to endorse our jewelry. Oh that's

0:57:55.680 --> 0:57:59.360
<v Speaker 2>all fake, So scammers. Those are scambonies, right? Oh I

0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:01.560
<v Speaker 2>want you to I see that you like hard rock?

0:58:01.600 --> 0:58:04.840
<v Speaker 2>Would you endorse our line of gothic whatever?

0:58:05.000 --> 0:58:05.040
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:58:05.200 --> 0:58:08.240
<v Speaker 2>Shot, So I got this one good day, David. I

0:58:08.400 --> 0:58:11.240
<v Speaker 2>work for blah blah blah Supplements and we'd love to

0:58:11.280 --> 0:58:15.400
<v Speaker 2>bring you on board as an official athlete. This would

0:58:15.440 --> 0:58:21.400
<v Speaker 2>include free products, weekly pay exposure through your Instagram account. Sure,

0:58:21.960 --> 0:58:24.720
<v Speaker 2>we reached out because we love the content you're putting out.

0:58:25.120 --> 0:58:29.280
<v Speaker 2>We found your post on our explore page. Please click

0:58:29.360 --> 0:58:33.640
<v Speaker 2>this link in our bio and fill out the athlete

0:58:33.760 --> 0:58:41.360
<v Speaker 2>application you first. So they want me to be an

0:58:41.760 --> 0:58:46.720
<v Speaker 2>athlete endorser of their product? How about that? Sure it's

0:58:46.760 --> 0:58:49.560
<v Speaker 2>a scambony, don't click. No, it's absolutely real, scary. No,

0:58:49.640 --> 0:58:55.720
<v Speaker 2>it's absolutely want me me to be their athlete endorser. No,

0:58:55.880 --> 0:59:00.920
<v Speaker 2>they don't. There must be some sort of mistake here, Brody. No,

0:59:01.040 --> 0:59:02.840
<v Speaker 2>they saw my pictures and they were like that guy's

0:59:02.840 --> 0:59:05.400
<v Speaker 2>an athlete. Yeah, and oh I'm looking at your Instagram.

0:59:05.440 --> 0:59:07.800
<v Speaker 2>I see Canoli's and Spolia Dell's. Right.

0:59:08.040 --> 0:59:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I was at the Fortunado Brothers yesterday in Williamsburg. Uh,

0:59:12.200 --> 0:59:13.880
<v Speaker 1>how do you find time to sleep? You're at a

0:59:13.960 --> 0:59:19.680
<v Speaker 1>restaurant every minute because it's eat, sleep, brave repeat you

0:59:19.760 --> 0:59:21.960
<v Speaker 1>know me? Were you in Brooklyn to see the family?

0:59:22.000 --> 0:59:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Were you just in Brooklyn? Robin and I we went

0:59:24.440 --> 0:59:27.240
<v Speaker 1>out to we went out to a great brunch and

0:59:27.320 --> 0:59:30.360
<v Speaker 1>then we uh, the Fortunado Brothers were two blocks away.

0:59:30.440 --> 0:59:30.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh, we went.

0:59:31.000 --> 0:59:34.640
<v Speaker 1>We went for some went to eleventeen for some nice

0:59:34.760 --> 0:59:37.720
<v Speaker 1>uh Sephardic and Ashkenazi favorites.

0:59:38.880 --> 0:59:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

0:59:40.000 --> 0:59:42.680
<v Speaker 1>The beautiful Middle Eastern food. They've got a whole like

0:59:43.120 --> 0:59:46.120
<v Speaker 1>they got a lot of different little cuisines there going on.

0:59:46.480 --> 0:59:47.880
<v Speaker 2>So it was it was some. It was some great

0:59:47.920 --> 0:59:48.400
<v Speaker 2>food in there.

0:59:48.440 --> 0:59:50.880
<v Speaker 1>We a lot of hummus, all your favorites, Brody, you

0:59:50.880 --> 0:59:56.040
<v Speaker 1>would be like egg, egg plant, carpaccio anyway, and then.

0:59:55.960 --> 0:59:59.360
<v Speaker 2>I end up some red pepper hummus uh the other night,

0:59:59.440 --> 1:00:05.200
<v Speaker 2>and yeah it was good. Yeah. Oh you know where

1:00:05.200 --> 1:00:07.800
<v Speaker 2>I had it? I had it at the bar Mitza. Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously my family is Jewish, duh and okay, but Jews

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<v Speaker 2>are very polarizing when it comes to condiments.

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<v Speaker 1>You either like ketchup or you like mustard. It's very

1:00:20.400 --> 1:00:22.640
<v Speaker 1>it's heated. Yeah, either you like dill or you hate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. By the way, I asked everyone. They all agreed, No, Dylan,

1:00:26.320 --> 1:00:29.400
<v Speaker 2>the monsibole soup. But here's the thing you dream But okay,

1:00:29.440 --> 1:00:30.960
<v Speaker 2>we go to the I show up for the cocktail

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<v Speaker 2>hour and one of my cousins comes up to me

1:00:33.600 --> 1:00:35.600
<v Speaker 2>and says, oh, the food is amazing, and it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was excellent. She said. This Chinese food on the left,

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<v Speaker 2>and pastrami sandwiches and hot dogs on the right, and

1:00:43.600 --> 1:00:45.439
<v Speaker 2>then it's all kinds of pastries and black and white

1:00:45.440 --> 1:00:51.880
<v Speaker 2>cookies and rugg aloch. So I make a bee line

1:00:53.120 --> 1:00:57.080
<v Speaker 2>for the hot dogs and the pistrami sandwiches. Okay. I

1:00:57.160 --> 1:00:59.720
<v Speaker 2>get to the pastrami sandwiches. They're like little pistrami sliders

1:01:00.080 --> 1:01:03.400
<v Speaker 2>on the plate, but a pickle and some coleslaw, okay,

1:01:03.880 --> 1:01:05.680
<v Speaker 2>which I don't need to pick on the colt getting hungry.

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<v Speaker 2>So I look at the pastrami sandwich and I say

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<v Speaker 2>do you have ketchup for the pastrami? He says, there's

1:01:13.480 --> 1:01:14.840
<v Speaker 2>already mustard on it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Blasphemy, okay, blasphemy, okay, okay, it's supposed to be pastrami.

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<v Speaker 2>Mustard is there? Pastramian? Ketchup don't go together? What are

1:01:22.480 --> 1:01:25.480
<v Speaker 2>you doing? Brodie? Absolutely, ketch it goes on. You're bad

1:01:25.640 --> 1:01:28.520
<v Speaker 2>you No, I'm not. Ketchup goes on all meat and

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<v Speaker 2>ketchup does not go on astrami. Yes, it does. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it does only not only have has my family win

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<v Speaker 2>the Dell conversation?

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<v Speaker 1>Put ketchup on your Pstrami? I put ketch up on

1:01:39.840 --> 1:01:41.360
<v Speaker 1>my kal beef. Put ketch up on my roast beef.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me. Not only has this catering hall decided

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<v Speaker 2>for me that I'm not having ketchup, they have predecided

1:01:48.200 --> 1:01:50.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to have mustard on my sandwich when

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<v Speaker 2>I hate mustard. Do not pre condiment food at weddings.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it, that's it. No. No, if you're gonna have

1:01:56.400 --> 1:01:59.600
<v Speaker 2>a party, do not decide for your your your family,

1:01:59.720 --> 1:02:03.320
<v Speaker 2>and your friends what condiments they're going to have. That'd

1:02:03.320 --> 1:02:05.240
<v Speaker 2>be like if I put ketchup on the pistrami, and

1:02:05.320 --> 1:02:06.960
<v Speaker 2>you're like, why would you put ketchup on the Strawmi?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh go, it's ketchup is on all the pistrom He's

1:02:08.920 --> 1:02:12.640
<v Speaker 2>enjoy yourself. I don't. You should not predetermined? So I go,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what this mustard on the PISTRAMI. I'll go

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<v Speaker 2>have a hot dog. I go to the hot dog table.

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<v Speaker 2>There's mustard out.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they only have mustard, of course, of course, because

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<v Speaker 1>you know what belongs on a hot dog mustard.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I said, can I get ketchup?

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<v Speaker 1>Please?

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<v Speaker 2>The guy says, we don't having to ketchup. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a catering hall. You must have some ketchup in

1:02:33.800 --> 1:02:35.520
<v Speaker 2>the back. Here's what. We don't have any catchup ready

1:02:35.520 --> 1:02:37.880
<v Speaker 2>for the hot dogs. Only mustard. Again, I say to you,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck this is? This is this is the lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the food after the bar mitzv in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So here's what I did, scary. The party

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<v Speaker 2>was in the morning at eleven o'clock the bar mitzvah,

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<v Speaker 2>and at one o'clock was like a brunch, right, a

1:02:50.920 --> 1:02:52.880
<v Speaker 2>little brunch, which is when after the grocery store and

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<v Speaker 2>buy your own ketchup. Hold on. Now I have to

1:02:56.040 --> 1:02:57.800
<v Speaker 2>come back into the cities. I go home, I feed

1:02:57.880 --> 1:02:59.960
<v Speaker 2>the dogs. All right, we go back in the city.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm prepared now because I was told there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>pigs in a blanket at dinner, because my family very

1:03:05.920 --> 1:03:07.760
<v Speaker 2>big on pigs in a blanket. You have a wedding

1:03:07.840 --> 1:03:09.360
<v Speaker 2>or a bud mits, you gotta pigs in a blanket.

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<v Speaker 2>Those in mustard, fuck you. I stopped off at Dunkin

1:03:14.160 --> 1:03:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Donuts on my way in. Of course, I got some

1:03:16.120 --> 1:03:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Ketchup packages. I brought my own Ketchup packages. And when

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<v Speaker 2>they came around with the pigs in a blanket, I

1:03:21.360 --> 1:03:24.640
<v Speaker 2>took them out. I took my ketchup right there, and

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, and people are going, where'd you get Ketchup?

1:03:27.280 --> 1:03:30.960
<v Speaker 2>What'd you get Ketchup? I go in my pocket. I had,

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<v Speaker 2>I had like six or seven. People were begging me

1:03:33.000 --> 1:03:34.640
<v Speaker 2>for them. Can I get one? Yo? Can I score

1:03:34.720 --> 1:03:36.040
<v Speaker 2>one of those? You hold me up?

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<v Speaker 1>Brot like selling crack on the plate. I was like

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<v Speaker 1>the guy with the chocolate that had the THC in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. They were like, you got Ketchup? I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you want Ketchup? I got the good stuff. I got

1:03:46.600 --> 1:03:49.240
<v Speaker 2>sticky red. I got to stick your red sticky red stick.

1:03:49.240 --> 1:03:51.480
<v Speaker 2>You read he want sticky red Wo Dude, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was the king.

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<v Speaker 2>The king people were coming to me, going can it

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<v Speaker 2>continu a little dip?

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<v Speaker 1>I still think that ketchup should be reserved for potato

1:03:58.480 --> 1:04:02.200
<v Speaker 1>like objects, and even then a kinish could go either way.

1:04:02.440 --> 1:04:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Ketchup mustard. I put ketchup on Mike. I had a

1:04:04.840 --> 1:04:07.880
<v Speaker 1>kindish for lunch today. I had a cornbef sandwich on

1:04:08.000 --> 1:04:10.600
<v Speaker 1>a bagel. Would ketchup your.

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<v Speaker 2>Washing dressing on the side? And a potato caniche. We'll

1:04:14.280 --> 1:04:18.680
<v Speaker 2>ketch up mustard, now mustard, although I could see ketchup

1:04:18.720 --> 1:04:25.400
<v Speaker 2>on a caniche. Ketchup everywhere. Ketchup if you can. All right,

1:04:25.440 --> 1:04:27.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you how I save money next week. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's this time in two days, boys,