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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's pitching pharmacies on a new

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Speaker 1: type of over the counter medication. Instead of cough suppressants,

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Speaker 1: cough agitators.

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Speaker 2: Oh more, coffee.

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Speaker 3: Made with one hundred percent real pepper.

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Speaker 1: Take a spoonful and use it as an excuse to

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Speaker 1: get out of attending your daughter's ballet recital.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you can watch the video of it

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Speaker 3: later because you're busy coughing.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to Laser Stories, this segment where we read weird

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Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 3: Those other lung lukies just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of New Jersey.

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Speaker 3: A forty four year.

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Speaker 1: Old guy named Lane McDougall was up for some mischief

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Speaker 1: the other day, and that's why he took his brand

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Speaker 1: new truck onto a nearby frozen lake, then did doughnuts

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Speaker 1: and peel outs.

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Speaker 4: Why do I feel like he didn't check the thickness

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Speaker 4: of the icarriage.

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Speaker 1: Your instincts might be right, Brooke, because after a few

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Speaker 1: minutes he promptly fell through the ice.

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Speaker 4: The thing that's crazy is if he would have just

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Speaker 4: kept driving, he probably would have been fine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not cool. Yeah, you gotta be badass

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Speaker 3: for it.

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Speaker 1: So a bystander called nine one one after they saw

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Speaker 1: the roof of Lane's trucks sticking up out.

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Speaker 3: Of the ice.

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Speaker 2: Is so scary, is he?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 1: The rest of it was totally submerged. They didn't know

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Speaker 1: if anyone was still in it or not. Thankfully Lane

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Speaker 1: made it out and just left the truck there.

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Speaker 3: And we know that.

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Speaker 2: Because it's gonna do Jeff, I mean, pull it out himself.

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Speaker 1: No, he's going to go to a bar and take

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Speaker 1: a selfie an hour later, telling all of his buddies

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Speaker 3: I put on the bottom of that lathe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna need some whiskey to warm up, that's

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Speaker 2: for sure.

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Speaker 1: It turns out someone got the whole thing on video.

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Speaker 1: It was dark out, but you can see when the

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Speaker 1: ice breaks and the back end falls through. So officers

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Speaker 1: tracked him down after that, and now Lane's facing charges

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Speaker 1: for reckless driving and leave the scene of an accident.

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Speaker 2: Accounts for that.

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Speaker 1: He also didn't have a valid driver's license, and the

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Speaker 1: mayor of the city called it quote stupidity at its finest.

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Speaker 2: But he wasn't driving on a road.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and stupidity as its finest is better than

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Speaker 1: stupidity at its worst compliment, So pretty cool lane. This

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Speaker 1: next laser story is out of Japan. Police got a

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Speaker 1: call from a local ramen shop about a robbery. The

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Speaker 1: thirty six year old manager named Haruto was frantic when

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Speaker 1: police arrived and said that very evening he'd been attacked

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Speaker 1: by a knife wielding mugger. I know, how do you attack.

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Speaker 3: A ramen shop?

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Speaker 2: On top that egg's over cooked.

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Speaker 1: That he actually had a black eye to show for

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Speaker 1: the struggle, and the bad guy supposedly made off with

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Speaker 3: Nobody get to have.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: Officers began investigating and soon realized something seemed fishy. No

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Speaker 1: one matching the thief's description had been spotted anywhere in

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Speaker 1: the area, and the surveillance tape didn't show anything either.

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Speaker 1: Oh and that's when they looked at Haruto's smartphone and

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Speaker 1: saw his Internet search page still up where he had

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Speaker 1: just typed in staged robbery victim.

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Speaker 2: Dang it, close those windows.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: After a few minutes of questioning, Haruto cave and admitted

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Speaker 1: that to make the robbery look more realistic. He was

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Speaker 1: the one who punched himself in the face in order

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Speaker 1: to get the black eye.

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Speaker 2: Do you think you could punch yourself that hard?

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Speaker 3: I hate myself enough I could get myself a broken ball.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he was going to use the money to pay

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Speaker 1: his rent then gamble at one of the nearby pachinko parlors.

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Speaker 3: At least he had a plane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Instead he was arrested for faking robbery and embezzling

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Speaker 1: company funds. No word on if the Japanese may are

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Speaker 1: also called it stupidity at its finest, But a lot

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Speaker 1: of stupid acts going on lately.

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Speaker 2: Made me hungry for.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of the interwebs. This is

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Speaker 1: a fun and a little bit freaky. Have you seen

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Speaker 1: the chat gpt caricature trend going around social media? You

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Speaker 1: ask it to draw a caricature based on everything that

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Speaker 1: it's learned about you, and people are shocked by how

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Speaker 1: much it actually knows.

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Speaker 3: So I tried this with all of us.

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Speaker 1: Here in the room.

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Speaker 2: Why would you give us our information?

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Speaker 1: I didn't give any information. I just said, do you

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Speaker 1: know this person? Create a character based on what you know?

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Speaker 1: The Internet search and so I can put these up

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Speaker 1: on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffery.

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Speaker 3: Want to let me show you what it came up

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Speaker 3: with for each of our co hosts.

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Speaker 4: If I am an old, wrinkly woman, I swear well.

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Speaker 3: Here the photo of Brook.

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Speaker 2: Oh what do you think?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like because okay, it says, ha ha yeah

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Speaker 4: anything like literally.

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Speaker 2: Just me doing radio and it's.

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Speaker 3: Not even you really yeah, yeah it can be. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it was twenty years ago, you for sure doing radio.

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Speaker 2: Big enough, their hair so long and full.

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Speaker 1: So we also got Jose It realized he's a foodie,

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Speaker 1: so it's got lots of food, tacos and just laughing.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're laughing too, We're all laughing.

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Speaker 3: It did. Alexis looks exactly like Brook.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like a secret disguise nobody will know there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it gave me bigger moves yeah ha, he says, MG.

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Speaker 3: Yeah oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: And mine for me, it did a photo of me

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Speaker 1: and my dog Bagel and I'm barking for some reason.

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Speaker 2: Did say the number one worst on that cup?

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Speaker 3: Oh, number one radio? Sorry, y stand why you thought

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Speaker 3: that interesting?

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Speaker 1: Now, with non celebrities, you might need to upload a

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Speaker 1: photo first. A standard prompt that everybody is using is

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Speaker 1: create a caricature of me and my job based on

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Speaker 1: everything you know, and it should spit.

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Speaker 3: Out a decent drawing of you.

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Speaker 1: A cybersecurity expert told Forbes he's worried about the people

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Speaker 1: sharing personal information without fully considering how that data might

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Speaker 1: be used. Yeah. In other words, open AI could burn

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Speaker 1: you down the road and leak your embarrassing caricature photo

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Speaker 1: to the public.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: If that's the worst photo that leaks to the public,

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Speaker 4: come on, he's one of the nicest photos I've.

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Speaker 2: Ever had taken.

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Speaker 1: A Yeah, let's go to your final laser story out

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Speaker 1: of V Day, Me Day headquarters. If your relationship isn't

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Speaker 1: feeling too sturdy, maybe put your phone on do not

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Speaker 1: disturb Today. It's Red Wednesday, the day of the year

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Speaker 1: you're most likely to get Dumpedoo you suck right.

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Speaker 4: Before Yeah, well, you know it's probably just because nobody

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Speaker 4: had any plans.

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Speaker 2: Don't want to disappoint him.

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Speaker 1: Well, that is the whole idea behind the Wednesday right

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Speaker 1: before Valentine's Day, when people realize they haven't made plans

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Speaker 1: and they don't want to waste the money.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it's not good if your significant other

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Speaker 4: thinks it's a waste of money.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not a great sign.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't want to be with them anyway.

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Speaker 1: Well said. The site Illicit Encounters got the term trending

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Speaker 1: about a decade ago, and a survey found around one

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Speaker 1: in four people have broken up with someone the week

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Speaker 1: before Cupid's birthday. Oh, a popular dating matchmaker, says it's

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Speaker 1: even more pronounced with new relationships. She says it's most

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Speaker 1: common with couples who are three to six months in

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Speaker 1: or people who quote don't want to buy the gift

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Speaker 1: or fake the romance again, you wouldn't want that person

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Speaker 1: to date you anyway.

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Speaker 2: Take it till you make it doesn't really work in relationships.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that whole idea is just fine by this guy

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Speaker 1: because he's not really into the three to six month

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Speaker 1: thing anyway. He's more to the three to six minute

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Speaker 1: things day. But you know, each their own celebrate how

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Speaker 1: you want to and that sound Manslazer Stories has come

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Speaker 1: to an end for the day.

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Rook and Jeffrey in the morning