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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a laser line.

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Speaker 2: Good by, just call me.

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Speaker 4: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 4: works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you while

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Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 4: line on you. Damn girl, are you suffering from schizophrenic hallucinations?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Because I think we should see other people? Oh playing

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Speaker 4: hard to get ice. And he's a wanted man, So

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Speaker 4: make sure you don't blow him off right away, because remember,

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Speaker 4: this is the type of guy that Megan Fox would

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Speaker 4: probably go after, or maybe even a newly single Britney Spears.

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Speaker 4: So tell him to open up his hand and then

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Speaker 4: use your lipstick to write the loser line phone number

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Speaker 4: on there. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that

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Speaker 4: we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Alice, this is Akaa Shooter Marinki from the book club,

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Speaker 2: you know, the library, And I was, I hope you

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Speaker 2: know you're h I hope you're having a wonderful day.

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Speaker 2: And I was thinking maybe, like because you mentioned you

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Speaker 2: like walking, that sparked an idea, how would you like

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Speaker 2: to join our neighborhood Watch. There's a lot of walking around,

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Speaker 2: which I know you're into, and it's mostly after dark

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Speaker 2: looking for herbs and vandals and general bad guys looking around.

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Speaker 1: And causing mischief and mayhem.

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Speaker 2: And uh and I know you don't live in my neighborhood,

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Speaker 2: but we'd love to have you.

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Speaker 1: And I got an extra flashlight for you, and.

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Speaker 2: I you know, who knows. Maybe after we go on

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Speaker 2: to midnight, maybe we end up back in my she shed.

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Speaker 2: Uh lit a cranberry juice and watch a naughty movie.

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Speaker 2: If you have a super duper day, I.

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Speaker 4: Make a shed a calling, so girls are going to

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Speaker 4: be totally.

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Speaker 2: Want to come over.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 1: Is like the opposite of a man cave.

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Speaker 2: I know why we were like, Hey, I don't got

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Speaker 2: a man cave, I got a she in this day,

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Speaker 2: It's like something that's been around for a long time.

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Speaker 4: But I stay in age. It's okay for men to

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Speaker 4: have shoes shed, yeah, brug sure. And when you invite

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Speaker 4: a lady into your masculine she shed, it becomes a reshow.

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Speaker 3: I know, I want to call the neighborhood Watch on him.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like the real life version of Ned Flanders.

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Speaker 3: I really think that he was being very since we.

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Speaker 4: Just cranberry juice and naughty movies. Be careful around that guy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Hello, I was told just the line to leave

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Speaker 5: a voicemail for Joe Rogan. Hey, Joe, my name, big fan,

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Speaker 5: big fan. I think you do really great work. God

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Speaker 5: I do. But hey, look, I've been watching, I have

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Speaker 5: my mom watching, and I don't think there's any way

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Speaker 5: you're right on this whole alien thing. They don't exist.

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Speaker 5: If they did, we'd have some concrete proof. I don't

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Speaker 5: see one real picture, right, and I don't try. That's

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Speaker 5: the quote unquote government and all that they've been putting

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Speaker 5: up on us C, S, NBC, whatever. But that's what

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Speaker 5: I gotta say on that. But what I will tell

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Speaker 5: you this, Hand to god, man, I've seen real gnomes.

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Speaker 5: I've got pictures to prove it. The Bachelor Party back

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Speaker 5: in twenty twelve. It's gonna blow your freaking mind.

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Speaker 3: Real gnomes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. How many drugs did that man take before he

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Speaker 4: wandered into a grandma's garden?

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Speaker 2: I thought, or is that your basic Joe Rogan listeners?

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Speaker 2: No wild thing?

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Speaker 4: Is that what it takes to be number one on.

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Speaker 5: What is going on?

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Speaker 1: We have a long way to go on our show.

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Speaker 3: No, we're not doing that.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of the Joe Rogan podcast, maybe you should check

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Speaker 4: out another hot pod with a lead host that's got

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Speaker 4: a hot bod. Oh god, that would be the Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey. Yeah, or as it's known in Spanish, Jose.

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Speaker 4: How do you say? Oh, Paul, that's correct, don't look

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Speaker 4: that up. We are recorded in multiple romantic languages, including Iranian, Dutch, Pitch,

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Speaker 4: and asl, which is the best form of podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Why is sexy? You can't even hear it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the appeal, So go check it out.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 4: I know you can't see this, but I'm signing for

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Speaker 4: us to continue on to the next club.

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Speaker 1: He's doing it correctly.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Tony, sorry to bug you again, but we

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Speaker 3: met almost three days ago on now, you just hadn't

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Speaker 3: called me like you said you would. And that's really

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Speaker 3: kind of strange, isn't it. I mean, you should probably

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Speaker 3: let a girl know sooner or later whish she stands

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Speaker 3: with you, you know, because you don't want her to

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Speaker 3: just like whi's away, like into the arms of another man,

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Speaker 3: Like you don't want me to go back to my

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Speaker 3: ex right you don't want to check on my Instagram

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Speaker 3: in a few months and just see that I'm super

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Speaker 3: happy with him, like the happiest I've ever been to

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Speaker 3: Then you'll be so upset that we're engaging stuff. And

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Speaker 3: she couldn't make you so mad because you mister chance, Tony,

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Speaker 3: And then you have to fight my ex like just

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Speaker 3: to try to win me back. Like, let's not get there, Tony.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Wow, and she.

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Speaker 2: Already women's fantasies are so different than.

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Speaker 4: So specific. You don't have to you want to have

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Speaker 4: to run through tsay and chase me down before my

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Speaker 4: flights to my honeymoon in Majorca?

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Speaker 3: Do you I mean she said it pretty stable.

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Speaker 2: I think Tony missed right.

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Speaker 1: Next message, Hey, I'm uh. I'm sorry to call you Heather.

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Speaker 1: Since I met you the other day, I've been been

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Speaker 1: pretty busy helping out this bird. Yeah. I actually found

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Speaker 1: the bird just lying there. I know you're not supposed

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Speaker 1: to like touch birds, but I just I felt like

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Speaker 1: and I was really hoping that that would help, and

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Speaker 1: I was thinking my pay was probably pretty hungry. So

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Speaker 1: I was like, should I chew up some seeds and

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Speaker 1: need to do that. That was probably taking it too far.

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Speaker 1: So I made him like this little bowl of oatmeal

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Speaker 1: to like sit in and figured maybe you can eat

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Speaker 1: it if you really wanted to, you know. So like

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Speaker 1: after hearing that, I hope you, you know, think that

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Speaker 1: I'm a good person, because you know, I really am.

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Speaker 1: I'm not just good to birds. I'm pretty good to

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Speaker 1: people too, and you'll find that out soon.

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Speaker 4: Going to make you sit in a bowl of boatmeal

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Speaker 4: and baby birdie some honey nut cheerios that he chewed up.

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Speaker 3: I feel like the bird was dead the whole time.

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Speaker 3: I know the bird so stiff.

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Speaker 4: Remember you can listen a Loser Line regularly at this

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Speaker 4: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen to

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Speaker 4: every Loser Line, second date and phone tap that we

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Speaker 4: have right there.

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Speaker 3: You got your phone tap coming up Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the morning,