WEBVTT - Episode 236: Rosetta Stoned 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.960 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.400 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.200 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.520 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.160 You're a coward. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.400 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:27.080 Bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:27.840 have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:32.559 How does your employer feel when you come in with 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:35.559 tattoos like that? You gotta understand any A lot of 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:38.880 it is remote. Oh so a lot of phone calls happening, 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:43.680 not a lot of zoom, camera's not working, not working. 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:46.520 Okay, that's like your business casual aircut. 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:50.680 Yeah, yeah, like hey Larry, Hey Dan, how you doing. 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:54.640 Everything's good, but you've missed a lot. Prior to the 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:58.560 start of the show, we talked about swinging. We talked 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.360 at uh, there's a place not very far from here 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:04.399 where people do a lot of swinging, and we talked 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:07.679 about the show is going to Atlanta for the celebrity 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:11.080 family Feud. We're thinking about going to Magic City, a 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:16.640 strip club tomorrow night. Well place for wingsnow and Marvin 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.200 is very excited about Magic City. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:20.479 It's a place where dreams come true. 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:21.200 Yes they do. 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.399 I never went there, but I went to another place. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:27.479 I went to two different places close. I went to three. 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:31.200 I went to Body Tap in Blue Flame, Oh gosh, 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:36.319 Blue Flame. I saw Jermaine Dupree, the famed songwriter and producer. 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:39.680 Yeah. I was like, oh, so wasn't he married to 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:40.480 Janet Jackson. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.840 He was dating Janna Jackson. That's one of those. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:45.440 Him right that. 0:01:46.160 --> 0:01:48.520 I was like, man, good for you. He won. She 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:49.560 was doing charity work. 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:52.280 Yeah, yeah, without a doubt. But I think it would 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:54.680 be good for content if we went to Magic City. 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:57.120 I got to let you film in there. No, no, 0:01:57.240 --> 0:02:00.800 we just go for the content of conversation. Yeah. I 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:05.760 just know they're not going to But here's my worry. Fritzy, 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:09.120 No Fritzy. Yeah, it's gonna be bad because Fritzy is 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:12.160 going to corner some poor girl. Actually, no, no, no, no, 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.040 Fritzie is going to corner the girl and she's going 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:19.359 to see a paycheck and an ATM. And realized everything 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:22.120 from oh no, no at all. Todd is not going 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:25.240 to spend any money. They are never I've known him 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:28.400 twenty three years. I've never seen him spend money, all right, 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:30.720 I've never seen him pick up the check. What's with 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.880 all the anti semitic jokes. There's no anti semitic jokes. 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:40.160 You picked up a tab before, though, Dylan. 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:44.320 Wow, yeah, yeah, I'm breaking the stereotype. Whoa, yeah, it's 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.560 a half Irish part. Yeah, oh that's. 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.799 What it is. Yeah, all right, So bad Larry's here, 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:57.680 Shay and Irving Dylan, we got Ray, and we got Marvin, We've. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:01.840 Got guess all right, you're here thinking about right now. 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:04.320 Some days he's here, in some days he's not here. 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:08.200 I don't blame you some of the days, yeah yeah, yeah, 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:12.760 well he tunes out you fair a lot of the audience. Well, 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:13.760 bad Larry too. 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:17.840 There's sometimes where he said, you know, he's gotta say things. 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:19.680 And then I'm already worried about editing. 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:25.040 You're really gonna edit the mayor of black Twitter over here. 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:29.080 I'm saying, I'm just saying, how are you the mayor 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:31.600 of black Twitter. I'm the translator of black Twitter. I'm 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:33.959 not the mayor of black Twitter. I translated for white folks. 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:36.880 Yeah, is that a direct translation or no? 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:38.920 I have to dumb it down for the gringos. But 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:40.520 like I'm you know, I grew up in a very 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:45.440 diverse city, a Stone almost essentially. Yeah. I mean there's 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:48.400 a lot of things and ways that they think and 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:51.920 talk about stuff, you know, and cultural values they share 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.000 with me that I have to break it down for 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:57.120 the gringos, Rose Rosetta Stone. 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:02.000 At least of Rosetta's Yes. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:06.840 Yes, but you don't do you you don't do that anymore. Well, well, 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:10.440 I got a little update for the show. Some people 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:15.040 might be upset about this, but I have a plan. No, no, 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.599 this is a solid plan. You're getting off the wagon. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:24.279 I am planning to depart the wagon. Yes, whoa hold on. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:31.240 Larry, let's roll out. The carpet has rolled out for 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:32.280 you at the Jersey Shore. 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:37.839 Now we're talking, no, thank you. Here's my thing. The 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:41.160 reason I sobered up this last time is that my 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.400 meds didn't work when I drank the way I wanted 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.440 to drink, right, I would have twenty thirty drinks in 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.479 a day and my meds wouldn't work, and I would 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:49.240 go on an episode and I would be gone for 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:52.960 three days, or I'd find drugs or whatever. So what 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:56.119 if I just double dose my meds on days I'm drinking. 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.800 I don't see anything wrong with that, chur That's. 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:06.080 Fucking science anyway. So Dylan's against it a bit. Well, 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:07.880 I don't know if you're against it, but he wants 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:11.200 to interview people I've drank with to uh. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.240 See why you should not fall off the wagon. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.599 Yeah. Whatever, But so we're gonna do a little segment 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.280 called shade don't do it. But I don't think it's 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.760 gonna resonate with me, and I'm not letting him interview 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:25.120 the roommate. So does the roommate know that you're thinking 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:29.320 about drinking again? She does? Yeah. She also, for no 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:34.520 reason in particular, has has restarting therapy on her own. Yeah. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:36.000 Those didn't coincide at. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:40.040 All, nothing to do with you. Did you send her 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:44.160 into therapy again? Okay, listen my suggest Okay, So the 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.320 roommate is famous. I'm gonna get in a lot of 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:51.679 trouble for this, for her female emotions at a certain 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:55.200 time of the month. Famous. So we lose about twelve 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:59.479 days of months every month, almost half Yeah, no, no, no, 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.560 for real. So people always ask me, Hey, your wife 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:03.760 is always traveling blah blah blah, I'm like, yeah, because 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:05.800 I know the calendar, and I'm like, honey, you should 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:08.560 go see that friend in La. That'd be a great idea. 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.320 I'd rather be home alone with the kids and deal 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:15.080 with the wrath of her female emotions. So during that spell, 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:16.840 one of those spells, I was like, you got to 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:19.400 go to a therapist. Man, you are fucked up. I 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:21.599 can't help you. And that's coming from you, They're coming 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:23.919 from me. Yeah. No, she's a mess. And then she 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:25.880 was like, yeah, I'm going back to that therapist that 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.800 I saw when we were having our trouble. Oh no, 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:31.280 not the one that you spect Oh my. 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.640 God, you drove her right back in there. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:38.000 Yes. Ye, It's like, this is the therapist who's husband 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.600 is a is a bipolar alcoholic. Yeah you know, yeah, 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.880 what what are you doing? I'm fuck, I'm bad. It's bad, 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:47.800 I know. But you've come so far. Not only that 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:51.040 she doesn't take insurance, Danny. Oh, So they sat of 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:54.599 podcast two fifty a pop. Okay, this is not a 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:57.440 good idea, no, I think I'm no, no, no, it's 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.640 not a good You come so far and done. I mean, 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.560 why are you doing this? Well, do you need to 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:04.440 drink I don't need Yes. 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:09.880 Okay, I think that's a less bad idea than Shade 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:13.160 telling everyone on the podcast and his wife's a bitch 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:14.040 for twelve. 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:18.200 Oh, I didn't say that. She's just emotional. It's famous. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.440 Her family knows that, her friends know what everybody knows. 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:21.160 She's sensitive. 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:22.760 Yeah, I started. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:26.240 She started crying. The other day. We were talking about 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:29.239 immigration policy in the United States of America. She started 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:33.600 crying in public, public crying. We're at a restaurant talking 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:37.000 about immigration. She starts boohooming, Wow, that's it. That's like 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.880 me on an episode Great Dinner Conversation. So I said that, 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:44.640 Jesus Christ, I'm not doing it relaxed. God damn. But 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:48.400 what I'm not deporting to myself? This is bad. I 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:52.240 told the DHS joke at soccer. I got in big trouble. 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:57.760 I got a lot of trouble for that. I that 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:58.760 he should be deported. 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:05.480 Yeah, Larry, I was gonna say, how's that you're getting 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:07.520 on the board of your town. How's that going? 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.280 Guess what? They finally responded to me. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:12.160 No, in a good way. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:14.400 Yeah, in a real good way. So on my on 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:16.200 my Gmail account that I emailed them from, I have 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.120 a fake name on it. Obviously, I'm not gonna put 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.880 my real name on there. And they took so long 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:22.840 to respond and they were like, oh, the fake name 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:27.040 threw us off. We know it's you now, Shay. Yeah, 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:28.800 when's a good time to talk this week about the 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:32.160 open positions? I was like, anytime, motherfucker, I'm wide open. 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:35.319 So we're talking this week about me being on the board. 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:36.600 I just want to get a voting seat. 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:40.920 You're going to show up though, as Shay story corresponding 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:45.120 with them from like what John Doe at Gmail? 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:48.800 Some account in Germany. No, it's like it's like Billy Butcher, 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:52.160 here's my name on Billy Butcher and Billy Butcher. 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:58.640 And they responded to Billy Butcher, Billy but the town's 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:00.800 really going to the Ellen Hankers. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.319 Whatever. If I'm the social media director, I get a 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:06.280 voting seat on the board. And what are you voting on? 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:08.800 You know, you vote on who the vendor is that 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:11.400 runs the program. You're voting on if you should have 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:14.720 equal playing time for all the kids in soccer? No, 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.240 if you should like what refs you're pulling from, Like 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.000 how much you're paying all that shit. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:21.959 You're going to be paying the rest bunch right, Oh yeah. 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:26.080 Paying them off cash, homie. Let me let me recap here. 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:28.439 Bad Larry is still the clubhouse leader at twelve and 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:31.559 a half units. He won one last week. Shay is 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.760 minus seven and Dylan his minus five and a I 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.480 won two units last week. You did win two units. 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:43.599 You're still minus seven and I only lost half of unit. Yeah, congratulations, 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:47.320 I'm bad. Pete Rose, shoeless, Joe Johnson. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.280 Jules Joe Jackson should have always been in the Hall 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:51.560 of Fame. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.199 I think Pete Rose always should have been in the whole. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:58.680 I'm actually we've got in the Hall of Fame over 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:02.960 Pete Rose. Like fun that. We have domestic abusers, we 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:06.040 have criminals, we have all kinds of That doesn't mean 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.280 they should have gotten in. But if that's the president 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:10.800 that's been said, is gonna tell me? Gambling is worse 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:16.439 than that. That games? So what that he was gonna win? No, 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:17.560 he didn't win. 0:10:17.720 --> 0:10:20.640 Come on, I love Pete Rose as a baseball player 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:22.720 and gambler, but I don't think. 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:23.559 Gambling hall of fame. 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:27.280 You that's not the point. 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.959 He's a d jen hall of fame. Yeah, we look 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:32.360 up to why do we always say degenerate when it 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.800 comes to a gambler. We don't use the degenerate with 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:38.480 anything else, do we? Why gambler degenerate? People that pay 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.760 for sex? I call him degenerates, but it is large, 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:45.400 of course. Okay, long time ago before I ever met 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:52.040 the roommate, Marvin. When we talk about edits, that's you 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:59.760 edit the fun out. Okayruled, sir, the MAVs winning the 0:10:59.920 --> 0:11:03.640 DBA Draft Lottery, and wait, you have a problem with 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.199 the process. Is David Stern still alive? I mean, is 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:09.200 he doing this from the grave? Obviously this was rigged. 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:13.080 You think that they gave the Lakers of one point 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:16.800 chance of winning the fucking first? Come on, I know 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:18.840 you talked about it on the show Cold Envelope. Not 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.480 just that Chris Paul going where he went after they 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:27.760 all there's four or five different bullshit scenarios, so they 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:31.760 would risk going to prison. Who's going to prison? It's 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:34.400 a federal crime. You know who else got invested by 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:36.319 the Feds and was sure to go to prison. Sean 0:11:36.320 --> 0:11:38.319 Miller at the University Arizona. Guess where the he is? 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:41.160 Xavier hanging out went one of the god damn turning 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.920 and that was his assistance. The fucking FEDS has a 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:47.520 wire tap with his name on it, Danny, and nothing happened. 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:52.480 He was going to cough up his assistance. They did 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:55.360 go to prison. FEDS ain't doing ship to the NBA. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.360 Who, Yeah, what did it? What do you get charged with? 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:59.079 Like being smart? 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:02.680 I I don't know, obstruction. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:05.760 Some kind of racketeering maybe, I don't know, Rico, Rico. 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.960 They're going to risk their free d for the Dallas 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:11.600 Mavericks to get the first pick in the draft. 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:15.480 Yes, so Ray Ray put on a here a question. 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:18.280 What would Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey named their baby? 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:21.560 Are they not broken up yet? I think they just 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:30.320 reappeared after a long underground set. She's thirty five? Are 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:34.760 they adopted or what? Thirty five? She gonna have a kid? 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:37.640 Yeah, m thirty five when she had me? 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:39.040 Exactly my point. 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:40.960 How old is your mom? 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:42.120 Twenty seven? 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:44.600 And that didn't do fucking god? Four? 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:48.680 Okay, yeah, yeah, twenty seven, twenty eight. The roommate was 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:52.280 a mother of two by thirty one. All you weirdos 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:54.240 who take fifteen years to know, if you want to 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:56.760 put a ring on it, you're ruining the goddamn country. 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:58.720 You're the reason the birth rate is so fucking low. 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:00.800 Why don't you have a kid yet? You look forty. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:06.240 What are you drinking now? I should Yeah? Are you 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:08.600 drinking now? No? I'm not. You need to calm down. 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:09.880 But you brought in white claw. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:12.800 It was a gift Okay, yeah, kind of a shitty 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:14.360 gift because he got the white cloth surgeon. 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:16.720 I thought you all were degenerates. 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.680 No, you dude, I'd rather drink it's that twenty four 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:21.520 regular white claws than twelve of those. 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:24.480 Why it's because it tastes like an energy. 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:27.480 No, just double the alcohol percentage and you taste it 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:28.839 for sure, and it's pineapple. 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:31.160 Oh yeah, the taste of white claus what draws people 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:31.520 to it. 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:33.240 It's a fine It's a refined taste. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:36.600 What are we talking about? Uh, white claw tasting? 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:37.480 That's fine. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:40.800 Ray also had a question here, who is Donald Trump 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:42.240 seriously over with a friend? 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:44.760 Okay taking the fat drag? 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:48.520 That was the best funniest president of our life. Yeah, 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:52.599 by far. I Elon Musk is the leader in the clubhouse. 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:56.280 He's is like the HGH body. 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:58.240 He's like frumpy really like. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:00.960 The Organs got too big. You know, it's Joe Rogan's body. 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.040 Dude's in super shape, but his stomach is like expanded 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.920 else like the HGH make your organs get big and 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.040 expands your stomach, but you're in perfect shape. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:13.439 You kind of end up looking like Chris Christy. No, 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:14.400 they hate each other. 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:22.440 Mike Pompeo, he took a lot of you already got skinned. Okay, yeah, 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.160 that's a West pointer. I haven't really followed, but let 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:25.680 me recap. 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.360 What if it's his seriously overweight friend is him? He's 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:29.240 like my friend? 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:37.760 Yeah? Uh, Larry had the Celtics to win the series. 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.600 That's not good looking too good? 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:43.600 Uh, Dylan had the Nuggets to beat the thunder that's 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:48.200 not too good, Shay. Anything you want to recap from 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:52.600 last week. I won that parlay Timberwolves Celtic. Celtics won 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:54.840 the first game at the Garden. You say, did Timberwolves 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:59.200 beat the Warriors? Yes? I did. Check again, I think 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:02.800 percent won. That guy won that play. So the chimber 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:05.440 will speak to Warriors in game one. I wasn't game one, 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:10.840 it was a game two three. Uh. That leads us 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.760 to the is there any baseball play that our base 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.280 was gonna lose. So yeah, I did say that was 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:19.120 gonna learn Bat Larry any drama that you would like 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:20.240 to reveal. 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:24.440 No, I'm can't wait for these guys coming down to 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:25.920 the Jersey Shore again this summer. 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:27.680 We got to lock that down for real. 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:32.200 The general manager of Mammoth Park has open his arms 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.560 for us. We can videotape in there. He's gonna set 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.240 us up with whatever we want. We can do it 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:39.160 the Haskell Weekend. That's a big race. 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.080 You got d on that? No, what's the date on that? Larry? 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:44.280 I don't know off the top of my head. 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:49.360 Late in the summer, partake Henny come down with them. 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:50.600 I don't. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.160 I've been there before. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.840 You've never been with us, Dan, have you ever been 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:57.560 to Mammoth Park? 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:00.640 Yes, but when I was I was working. I didn't 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:04.120 go there to have fun and drink. I've been with 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:07.240 Bat Larry when we go drinking. And then twenty five 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:11.560 years later you're like, Okay, I get it. I don't know. 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:15.320 And then we're going into this place, uh, some house 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:19.160 and it's the Bridge House or whatever it's called. There 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.080 are tons of women there. We're both married guys. I'm like, 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:25.760 we don't we shouldn't be in here, right amen. 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:29.400 But at Mama's Park we just bet on horses were gambling. Dan, 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:30.840 you don't do that. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:36.480 I don't gamble. I don't, Danny, it's horses. It still 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:43.000 doesn't really do you play Bengo? No, No, I don't. 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:45.800 But what if you just come for like the ambiance. 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:49.000 I don't need nothing. Nothing happier than the ambiance at 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:49.760 a horse track. 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:53.600 In New Jersey. Yeah, a lot of lovely bring the kids, a. 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.840 Lot of there's kids there. 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:58.800 Nobody down on their luck there race boom, I hit it, 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:00.920 I hit it, I just hit I just hit. 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:03.880 Mama's Park is beautiful. 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:06.800 Hold on, hold on, Shay's looking at his knot card. 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:09.320 I just hit this eight eleven, thirteen. 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:13.000 Oh my, were those numbers from the kids? 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:16.119 No, these are my hours. Oh, dirk a dirk a 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:20.040 dirk on a three X that's three twenty four in 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:20.360 the bank. 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:24.520 I want to see a picture, Shay. I'm going down 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:26.440 to Atlantic City again tomorrow overnight. 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:26.840 Shay. 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:29.160 Remember what you said borgot it. If you want to come join. 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:31.040 Us, I'm not coming. I just hit three twenty four. 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:33.119 You don't want to go. 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:40.200 This is exactly why I should start drinking because good 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:42.000 things happen to me when I'm doing DJ and ship. 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:47.880 What so if you had that money and you were drinking, 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:51.800 if you don't even need that money, if you're drinking 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:56.160 a break, Yeah, but you can't be disappearing for three days. 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:58.320 That's why I'm going to double my dose. Dan, Okay, 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:02.960 double my dose. This is this is bad. You and 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.720 Dylan are both haters. No, because I've been accused of 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:08.240 being an enabler. Like I kind of go ad used 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:10.560 you of that. There's some people that I, you know, 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:13.000 I bring up maybe the roommate or your you know, 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:16.480 your struggles or whatever, and I'm like, I'm not an enabler. No, 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:19.560 I'm just to ask a question. Yes, I'm just asking questions. 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:23.920 I agree we cover your triumphs just as readily as failures. 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:27.280 Listen, I've been very supportive of my sobriety. Yes, I 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:31.080 I wanted to continue. Well, sure, fine, but not. You know, 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:34.679 every fucking story has an ending, and then a new 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:38.560 chapter begins, a new book, brand new book. 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:40.440 What is it? A never ending story? 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:44.680 What a movie? There's almost another chapter until you die. 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:48.000 That's the There can be a chapter. The next chapter 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:50.800 is called heaven and you won't have that chapter, but 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:55.320 I will. You will not you will that. Yeah, I'll 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:58.800 bet you. I'll put whatever you want to. And you 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:03.359 say you're gonna put your life, all right, I'll bet 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:04.080 my soul. 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:07.240 I asked, chat GBT, what's someone who's going to hell? 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:09.159 Look like your picture would pop up. 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:12.119 You're not going to he you would ask Jeff, And 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:13.639 there is there's no heaven. 0:19:13.760 --> 0:19:15.880 Shay, Okay, Yeah, there's only hell. 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:20.640 Yeah, Christ is king everyone listening? Christ is king? Anything else? 0:19:20.720 --> 0:19:22.600 Diddy? 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:25.840 How about we got to get to the bench. You know, 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:27.919 Larry's brother shook my hand and said thank you for 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:29.160 being God on this podcast. 0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:31.040 I don't think that happened. 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:35.760 I swear to God. I swear that Larry I didn't. 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:37.000 That's the first time hearing. 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:38.760 Is this is this Phil your brother? 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:43.520 This would be my brother Matt. He's all very religious 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:45.600 also masterone. 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:50.160 And and was that your sister in law who accosted 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:51.919 me at your daughter's wedding? 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:54.560 No, that was my sister, I'm sure. 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:58.240 Oh wait, I didn't know Larry and his sister. 0:19:59.720 --> 0:20:01.600 I did know it either. She walked up to me 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:04.000 and then next thing I know, she's talking politics, and 0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:08.640 I'm going, oh, yeah, definitely, yeah at a wedding reception. 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:12.000 It's your daughter's wedding reception. I just get there, I 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:14.479 haven't even had my first beer, and next thing I know, 0:20:14.600 --> 0:20:18.800 she's in my face and I'm going, uh, this ain't 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:22.920 the place to talk fucking maga right in the face. Yeah, yeah, 0:20:23.359 --> 0:20:26.680 yeah yeah, And I'm going, hey, you believe whatever you 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:29.520 want to believe. She goes, you look woke, and I go, shut, 0:20:29.880 --> 0:20:30.720 I look woke. 0:20:33.280 --> 0:20:33.840 I love it. 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:36.720 You're you were wearing a black power shirt. I think 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:37.280 to the wedding. 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:43.199 If anybody here looks woke, Dylan looks smoke like a 0:20:43.200 --> 0:20:48.560 paid protester Antifa with a mask. 0:20:48.600 --> 0:20:52.080