Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: Bad Larry Shayan Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. I
Speaker 1: have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: How does your employer feel when you come in with
Speaker 1: tattoos like that? You gotta understand any A lot of
Speaker 1: it is remote. Oh so a lot of phone calls happening,
Speaker 1: not a lot of zoom, camera's not working, not working.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's like your business casual aircut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like hey Larry, Hey Dan, how you doing.
Speaker 1: Everything's good, but you've missed a lot. Prior to the
Speaker 1: start of the show, we talked about swinging. We talked
Speaker 1: at uh, there's a place not very far from here
Speaker 1: where people do a lot of swinging, and we talked
Speaker 1: about the show is going to Atlanta for the celebrity
Speaker 1: family Feud. We're thinking about going to Magic City, a
Speaker 1: strip club tomorrow night. Well place for wingsnow and Marvin
Speaker 1: is very excited about Magic City.
Speaker 2: It's a place where dreams come true.
Speaker 1: Yes they do.
Speaker 4: I never went there, but I went to another place.
Speaker 4: I went to two different places close. I went to three.
Speaker 4: I went to Body Tap in Blue Flame, Oh gosh,
Speaker 4: Blue Flame. I saw Jermaine Dupree, the famed songwriter and producer.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, oh, so wasn't he married to
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson.
Speaker 2: He was dating Janna Jackson. That's one of those.
Speaker 1: Him right that.
Speaker 2: I was like, man, good for you. He won. She
Speaker 2: was doing charity work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, without a doubt. But I think it would
Speaker 1: be good for content if we went to Magic City.
Speaker 1: I got to let you film in there. No, no,
Speaker 1: we just go for the content of conversation. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: just know they're not going to But here's my worry. Fritzy,
Speaker 1: No Fritzy. Yeah, it's gonna be bad because Fritzy is
Speaker 1: going to corner some poor girl. Actually, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Fritzie is going to corner the girl and she's going
Speaker 1: to see a paycheck and an ATM. And realized everything
Speaker 1: from oh no, no at all. Todd is not going
Speaker 1: to spend any money. They are never I've known him
Speaker 1: twenty three years. I've never seen him spend money, all right,
Speaker 1: I've never seen him pick up the check. What's with
Speaker 1: all the anti semitic jokes. There's no anti semitic jokes.
Speaker 1: You picked up a tab before, though, Dylan.
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, yeah, I'm breaking the stereotype. Whoa, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a half Irish part. Yeah, oh that's.
Speaker 1: What it is. Yeah, all right, So bad Larry's here,
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving Dylan, we got Ray, and we got Marvin, We've.
Speaker 3: Got guess all right, you're here thinking about right now.
Speaker 1: Some days he's here, in some days he's not here.
Speaker 1: I don't blame you some of the days, yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well he tunes out you fair a lot of the audience. Well,
Speaker 1: bad Larry too.
Speaker 4: There's sometimes where he said, you know, he's gotta say things.
Speaker 4: And then I'm already worried about editing.
Speaker 3: You're really gonna edit the mayor of black Twitter over here.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm just saying, how are you the mayor
Speaker 1: of black Twitter. I'm the translator of black Twitter. I'm
Speaker 1: not the mayor of black Twitter. I translated for white folks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that a direct translation or no?
Speaker 1: I have to dumb it down for the gringos. But
Speaker 1: like I'm you know, I grew up in a very
Speaker 1: diverse city, a Stone almost essentially. Yeah. I mean there's
Speaker 1: a lot of things and ways that they think and
Speaker 1: talk about stuff, you know, and cultural values they share
Speaker 1: with me that I have to break it down for
Speaker 1: the gringos, Rose Rosetta Stone.
Speaker 3: At least of Rosetta's Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, but you don't do you you don't do that anymore. Well, well,
Speaker 1: I got a little update for the show. Some people
Speaker 1: might be upset about this, but I have a plan. No, no,
Speaker 1: this is a solid plan. You're getting off the wagon.
Speaker 1: I am planning to depart the wagon. Yes, whoa hold on.
Speaker 5: Larry, let's roll out. The carpet has rolled out for
Speaker 5: you at the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking, no, thank you. Here's my thing. The
Speaker 1: reason I sobered up this last time is that my
Speaker 1: meds didn't work when I drank the way I wanted
Speaker 1: to drink, right, I would have twenty thirty drinks in
Speaker 1: a day and my meds wouldn't work, and I would
Speaker 1: go on an episode and I would be gone for
Speaker 1: three days, or I'd find drugs or whatever. So what
Speaker 1: if I just double dose my meds on days I'm drinking.
Speaker 3: I don't see anything wrong with that, chur That's.
Speaker 1: Fucking science anyway. So Dylan's against it a bit. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're against it, but he wants
Speaker 1: to interview people I've drank with to uh.
Speaker 3: See why you should not fall off the wagon.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Whatever, But so we're gonna do a little segment
Speaker 1: called shade don't do it. But I don't think it's
Speaker 1: gonna resonate with me, and I'm not letting him interview
Speaker 1: the roommate. So does the roommate know that you're thinking
Speaker 1: about drinking again? She does? Yeah. She also, for no
Speaker 1: reason in particular, has has restarting therapy on her own. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Those didn't coincide at.
Speaker 1: All, nothing to do with you. Did you send her
Speaker 1: into therapy again? Okay, listen my suggest Okay, So the
Speaker 1: roommate is famous. I'm gonna get in a lot of
Speaker 1: trouble for this, for her female emotions at a certain
Speaker 1: time of the month. Famous. So we lose about twelve
Speaker 1: days of months every month, almost half Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: for real. So people always ask me, Hey, your wife
Speaker 1: is always traveling blah blah blah, I'm like, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I know the calendar, and I'm like, honey, you should
Speaker 1: go see that friend in La. That'd be a great idea.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be home alone with the kids and deal
Speaker 1: with the wrath of her female emotions. So during that spell,
Speaker 1: one of those spells, I was like, you got to
Speaker 1: go to a therapist. Man, you are fucked up. I
Speaker 1: can't help you. And that's coming from you, They're coming
Speaker 1: from me. Yeah. No, she's a mess. And then she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm going back to that therapist that
Speaker 1: I saw when we were having our trouble. Oh no,
Speaker 1: not the one that you spect Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, you drove her right back in there.
Speaker 1: Yes. Ye, It's like, this is the therapist who's husband
Speaker 1: is a is a bipolar alcoholic. Yeah you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: what what are you doing? I'm fuck, I'm bad. It's bad,
Speaker 1: I know. But you've come so far. Not only that
Speaker 1: she doesn't take insurance, Danny. Oh, So they sat of
Speaker 1: podcast two fifty a pop. Okay, this is not a
Speaker 1: good idea, no, I think I'm no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: not a good You come so far and done. I mean,
Speaker 1: why are you doing this? Well, do you need to
Speaker 1: drink I don't need Yes.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think that's a less bad idea than Shade
Speaker 3: telling everyone on the podcast and his wife's a bitch
Speaker 3: for twelve.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't say that. She's just emotional. It's famous.
Speaker 1: Her family knows that, her friends know what everybody knows.
Speaker 1: She's sensitive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I started.
Speaker 1: She started crying. The other day. We were talking about
Speaker 1: immigration policy in the United States of America. She started
Speaker 1: crying in public, public crying. We're at a restaurant talking
Speaker 1: about immigration. She starts boohooming, Wow, that's it. That's like
Speaker 1: me on an episode Great Dinner Conversation. So I said that,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I'm not doing it relaxed. God damn. But
Speaker 1: what I'm not deporting to myself? This is bad. I
Speaker 1: told the DHS joke at soccer. I got in big trouble.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of trouble for that. I that
Speaker 1: he should be deported.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Larry, I was gonna say, how's that you're getting
Speaker 5: on the board of your town. How's that going?
Speaker 1: Guess what? They finally responded to me.
Speaker 3: No, in a good way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in a real good way. So on my on
Speaker 1: my Gmail account that I emailed them from, I have
Speaker 1: a fake name on it. Obviously, I'm not gonna put
Speaker 1: my real name on there. And they took so long
Speaker 1: to respond and they were like, oh, the fake name
Speaker 1: threw us off. We know it's you now, Shay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when's a good time to talk this week about the
Speaker 1: open positions? I was like, anytime, motherfucker, I'm wide open.
Speaker 1: So we're talking this week about me being on the board.
Speaker 1: I just want to get a voting seat.
Speaker 3: You're going to show up though, as Shay story corresponding
Speaker 3: with them from like what John Doe at Gmail?
Speaker 1: Some account in Germany. No, it's like it's like Billy Butcher,
Speaker 1: here's my name on Billy Butcher and Billy Butcher.
Speaker 3: And they responded to Billy Butcher, Billy but the town's
Speaker 3: really going to the Ellen Hankers.
Speaker 1: Whatever. If I'm the social media director, I get a
Speaker 1: voting seat on the board. And what are you voting on?
Speaker 1: You know, you vote on who the vendor is that
Speaker 1: runs the program. You're voting on if you should have
Speaker 1: equal playing time for all the kids in soccer? No,
Speaker 1: if you should like what refs you're pulling from, Like
Speaker 1: how much you're paying all that shit.
Speaker 3: You're going to be paying the rest bunch right, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Paying them off cash, homie. Let me let me recap here.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry is still the clubhouse leader at twelve and
Speaker 1: a half units. He won one last week. Shay is
Speaker 1: minus seven and Dylan his minus five and a I
Speaker 1: won two units last week. You did win two units.
Speaker 1: You're still minus seven and I only lost half of unit. Yeah, congratulations,
Speaker 1: I'm bad. Pete Rose, shoeless, Joe Johnson.
Speaker 3: Jules Joe Jackson should have always been in the Hall
Speaker 3: of Fame.
Speaker 1: I think Pete Rose always should have been in the whole.
Speaker 1: I'm actually we've got in the Hall of Fame over
Speaker 1: Pete Rose. Like fun that. We have domestic abusers, we
Speaker 1: have criminals, we have all kinds of That doesn't mean
Speaker 1: they should have gotten in. But if that's the president
Speaker 1: that's been said, is gonna tell me? Gambling is worse
Speaker 1: than that. That games? So what that he was gonna win? No,
Speaker 1: he didn't win.
Speaker 3: Come on, I love Pete Rose as a baseball player
Speaker 3: and gambler, but I don't think.
Speaker 1: Gambling hall of fame.
Speaker 3: You that's not the point.
Speaker 1: He's a d jen hall of fame. Yeah, we look
Speaker 1: up to why do we always say degenerate when it
Speaker 1: comes to a gambler. We don't use the degenerate with
Speaker 1: anything else, do we? Why gambler degenerate? People that pay
Speaker 1: for sex? I call him degenerates, but it is large,
Speaker 1: of course. Okay, long time ago before I ever met
Speaker 1: the roommate, Marvin. When we talk about edits, that's you
Speaker 1: edit the fun out. Okayruled, sir, the MAVs winning the
Speaker 1: DBA Draft Lottery, and wait, you have a problem with
Speaker 1: the process. Is David Stern still alive? I mean, is
Speaker 1: he doing this from the grave? Obviously this was rigged.
Speaker 1: You think that they gave the Lakers of one point
Speaker 1: chance of winning the fucking first? Come on, I know
Speaker 1: you talked about it on the show Cold Envelope. Not
Speaker 1: just that Chris Paul going where he went after they
Speaker 1: all there's four or five different bullshit scenarios, so they
Speaker 1: would risk going to prison. Who's going to prison? It's
Speaker 1: a federal crime. You know who else got invested by
Speaker 1: the Feds and was sure to go to prison. Sean
Speaker 1: Miller at the University Arizona. Guess where the he is?
Speaker 1: Xavier hanging out went one of the god damn turning
Speaker 1: and that was his assistance. The fucking FEDS has a
Speaker 1: wire tap with his name on it, Danny, and nothing happened.
Speaker 1: He was going to cough up his assistance. They did
Speaker 1: go to prison. FEDS ain't doing ship to the NBA.
Speaker 3: Who, Yeah, what did it? What do you get charged with?
Speaker 1: Like being smart?
Speaker 3: I I don't know, obstruction.
Speaker 1: Some kind of racketeering maybe, I don't know, Rico, Rico.
Speaker 4: They're going to risk their free d for the Dallas
Speaker 4: Mavericks to get the first pick in the draft.
Speaker 1: Yes, so Ray Ray put on a here a question.
Speaker 1: What would Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey named their baby?
Speaker 1: Are they not broken up yet? I think they just
Speaker 1: reappeared after a long underground set. She's thirty five? Are
Speaker 1: they adopted or what? Thirty five? She gonna have a kid?
Speaker 3: Yeah, m thirty five when she had me?
Speaker 1: Exactly my point.
Speaker 3: How old is your mom?
Speaker 1: Twenty seven?
Speaker 3: And that didn't do fucking god? Four?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, twenty seven, twenty eight. The roommate was
Speaker 1: a mother of two by thirty one. All you weirdos
Speaker 1: who take fifteen years to know, if you want to
Speaker 1: put a ring on it, you're ruining the goddamn country.
Speaker 1: You're the reason the birth rate is so fucking low.
Speaker 1: Why don't you have a kid yet? You look forty.
Speaker 1: What are you drinking now? I should Yeah? Are you
Speaker 1: drinking now? No? I'm not. You need to calm down.
Speaker 1: But you brought in white claw.
Speaker 3: It was a gift Okay, yeah, kind of a shitty
Speaker 3: gift because he got the white cloth surgeon.
Speaker 1: I thought you all were degenerates.
Speaker 3: No, you dude, I'd rather drink it's that twenty four
Speaker 3: regular white claws than twelve of those.
Speaker 1: Why it's because it tastes like an energy.
Speaker 3: No, just double the alcohol percentage and you taste it
Speaker 3: for sure, and it's pineapple.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the taste of white claus what draws people
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 3: It's a fine It's a refined taste.
Speaker 1: What are we talking about? Uh, white claw tasting?
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Ray also had a question here, who is Donald Trump
Speaker 1: seriously over with a friend?
Speaker 3: Okay taking the fat drag?
Speaker 1: That was the best funniest president of our life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: by far. I Elon Musk is the leader in the clubhouse.
Speaker 1: He's is like the HGH body.
Speaker 3: He's like frumpy really like.
Speaker 1: The Organs got too big. You know, it's Joe Rogan's body.
Speaker 1: Dude's in super shape, but his stomach is like expanded
Speaker 1: else like the HGH make your organs get big and
Speaker 1: expands your stomach, but you're in perfect shape.
Speaker 3: You kind of end up looking like Chris Christy. No,
Speaker 3: they hate each other.
Speaker 1: Mike Pompeo, he took a lot of you already got skinned. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a West pointer. I haven't really followed, but let
Speaker 1: me recap.
Speaker 3: What if it's his seriously overweight friend is him? He's
Speaker 3: like my friend?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Uh, Larry had the Celtics to win the series.
Speaker 5: That's not good looking too good?
Speaker 1: Uh, Dylan had the Nuggets to beat the thunder that's
Speaker 1: not too good, Shay. Anything you want to recap from
Speaker 1: last week. I won that parlay Timberwolves Celtic. Celtics won
Speaker 1: the first game at the Garden. You say, did Timberwolves
Speaker 1: beat the Warriors? Yes? I did. Check again, I think
Speaker 1: percent won. That guy won that play. So the chimber
Speaker 1: will speak to Warriors in game one. I wasn't game one,
Speaker 1: it was a game two three. Uh. That leads us
Speaker 1: to the is there any baseball play that our base
Speaker 1: was gonna lose. So yeah, I did say that was
Speaker 1: gonna learn Bat Larry any drama that you would like
Speaker 1: to reveal.
Speaker 5: No, I'm can't wait for these guys coming down to
Speaker 5: the Jersey Shore again this summer.
Speaker 1: We got to lock that down for real.
Speaker 5: The general manager of Mammoth Park has open his arms
Speaker 5: for us. We can videotape in there. He's gonna set
Speaker 5: us up with whatever we want. We can do it
Speaker 5: the Haskell Weekend. That's a big race.
Speaker 1: You got d on that? No, what's the date on that? Larry?
Speaker 5: I don't know off the top of my head.
Speaker 1: Late in the summer, partake Henny come down with them.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I've been there before.
Speaker 5: You've never been with us, Dan, have you ever been
Speaker 5: to Mammoth Park?
Speaker 1: Yes, but when I was I was working. I didn't
Speaker 1: go there to have fun and drink. I've been with
Speaker 1: Bat Larry when we go drinking. And then twenty five
Speaker 1: years later you're like, Okay, I get it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then we're going into this place, uh, some house
Speaker 1: and it's the Bridge House or whatever it's called. There
Speaker 1: are tons of women there. We're both married guys. I'm like,
Speaker 1: we don't we shouldn't be in here, right amen.
Speaker 5: But at Mama's Park we just bet on horses were gambling. Dan,
Speaker 5: you don't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't gamble. I don't, Danny, it's horses. It still
Speaker 1: doesn't really do you play Bengo? No, No, I don't.
Speaker 3: But what if you just come for like the ambiance.
Speaker 3: I don't need nothing. Nothing happier than the ambiance at
Speaker 3: a horse track.
Speaker 1: In New Jersey. Yeah, a lot of lovely bring the kids, a.
Speaker 3: Lot of there's kids there.
Speaker 1: Nobody down on their luck there race boom, I hit it,
Speaker 1: I hit it, I just hit I just hit.
Speaker 5: Mama's Park is beautiful.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, Shay's looking at his knot card.
Speaker 1: I just hit this eight eleven, thirteen.
Speaker 3: Oh my, were those numbers from the kids?
Speaker 1: No, these are my hours. Oh, dirk a dirk a
Speaker 1: dirk on a three X that's three twenty four in
Speaker 1: the bank.
Speaker 5: I want to see a picture, Shay. I'm going down
Speaker 5: to Atlantic City again tomorrow overnight.
Speaker 4: Shay.
Speaker 5: Remember what you said borgot it. If you want to come join.
Speaker 1: Us, I'm not coming. I just hit three twenty four.
Speaker 3: You don't want to go.
Speaker 1: This is exactly why I should start drinking because good
Speaker 1: things happen to me when I'm doing DJ and ship.
Speaker 1: What so if you had that money and you were drinking,
Speaker 1: if you don't even need that money, if you're drinking
Speaker 1: a break, Yeah, but you can't be disappearing for three days.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm going to double my dose. Dan, Okay,
Speaker 1: double my dose. This is this is bad. You and
Speaker 1: Dylan are both haters. No, because I've been accused of
Speaker 1: being an enabler. Like I kind of go ad used
Speaker 1: you of that. There's some people that I, you know,
Speaker 1: I bring up maybe the roommate or your you know,
Speaker 1: your struggles or whatever, and I'm like, I'm not an enabler. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just to ask a question. Yes, I'm just asking questions.
Speaker 3: I agree we cover your triumphs just as readily as failures.
Speaker 1: Listen, I've been very supportive of my sobriety. Yes, I
Speaker 1: I wanted to continue. Well, sure, fine, but not. You know,
Speaker 1: every fucking story has an ending, and then a new
Speaker 1: chapter begins, a new book, brand new book.
Speaker 2: What is it? A never ending story?
Speaker 1: What a movie? There's almost another chapter until you die.
Speaker 1: That's the There can be a chapter. The next chapter
Speaker 1: is called heaven and you won't have that chapter, but
Speaker 1: I will. You will not you will that. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: bet you. I'll put whatever you want to. And you
Speaker 1: say you're gonna put your life, all right, I'll bet
Speaker 1: my soul.
Speaker 3: I asked, chat GBT, what's someone who's going to hell?
Speaker 3: Look like your picture would pop up.
Speaker 1: You're not going to he you would ask Jeff, And
Speaker 1: there is there's no heaven.
Speaker 3: Shay, Okay, Yeah, there's only hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Christ is king everyone listening? Christ is king? Anything else?
Speaker 2: Diddy?
Speaker 1: How about we got to get to the bench. You know,
Speaker 1: Larry's brother shook my hand and said thank you for
Speaker 1: being God on this podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't think that happened.
Speaker 1: I swear to God. I swear that Larry I didn't.
Speaker 5: That's the first time hearing.
Speaker 1: Is this is this Phil your brother?
Speaker 5: This would be my brother Matt. He's all very religious
Speaker 5: also masterone.
Speaker 1: And and was that your sister in law who accosted
Speaker 1: me at your daughter's wedding?
Speaker 5: No, that was my sister, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I didn't know Larry and his sister.
Speaker 1: I did know it either. She walked up to me
Speaker 1: and then next thing I know, she's talking politics, and
Speaker 1: I'm going, oh, yeah, definitely, yeah at a wedding reception.
Speaker 1: It's your daughter's wedding reception. I just get there, I
Speaker 1: haven't even had my first beer, and next thing I know,
Speaker 1: she's in my face and I'm going, uh, this ain't
Speaker 1: the place to talk fucking maga right in the face. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, And I'm going, hey, you believe whatever you
Speaker 1: want to believe. She goes, you look woke, and I go, shut,
Speaker 1: I look woke.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 3: You're you were wearing a black power shirt. I think
Speaker 3: to the wedding.
Speaker 1: If anybody here looks woke, Dylan looks smoke like a
Speaker 1: paid protester Antifa with a mask.
Speaker 3: IM not gonna comment on that arm tattoos. Look at you.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Do you need to.
Speaker 1: Die hexpt tattoos? I do not have teeth tattoos. Why
Speaker 1: don't you go drinking with him? That dude is a fit.
Speaker 1: But you don't have, like, you know how the Army's secrets.
Speaker 1: I have no idea he's got to have something. Okay,
Speaker 1: bad Larry, hold.
Speaker 4: On, Sorry, I'm gonna interrupt you. You're talking about the
Speaker 4: most woke. No, you're the most woke because people said, oh,
Speaker 4: you hired Marvin Dance, which to most black people, woke
Speaker 4: is just reeling. Oh okay, yes, oh very much so.
Speaker 4: Because back in my grandparents' day, they say, stay woke,
Speaker 4: keep everything in front of you, nowhere, all surroundings nowhere.
Speaker 2: He's supposed to be.
Speaker 1: As a translator, I can confirms absolutely tell the truth.
Speaker 3: Do you actually want to break down the etymology of
Speaker 3: woke for people?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So back in the nineteen twenties, when the Pullman porters
Speaker 1: were getting their rights taken away from them and they
Speaker 1: fought back, a lot of them had this is the
Speaker 1: first civil rights struggle. You guys don't know about this
Speaker 1: because I do. And it translated into a lot of
Speaker 1: you know, hate on the black community. And they fought
Speaker 1: through it and served our country well. And they came
Speaker 1: back and they were treated like second class citizens. There's
Speaker 1: a massacre in Houston by the Houston PD that got
Speaker 1: covered up in one in Tulsa. Well, yeah, but that
Speaker 1: was before what I'm talking about. Okay, I'm just like
Speaker 1: the third one. Yeah, people don't know about the Houston one.
Speaker 1: There was a it was it was a massacre in
Speaker 1: Houston anyway, that was the first civil rights movement in
Speaker 1: the twenties, and it translated to the forties and now
Speaker 1: you know all the sixties. But we're still fighting. Danny
Speaker 1: bat Larry Championship.
Speaker 5: Wow, woke. I got four top thirties because there's really
Speaker 5: not thirty.
Speaker 1: That's a bet they had.
Speaker 5: They even went top forties. There's a million people in it.
Speaker 3: P Larry, that's a cowardly bet. I'm going to power
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 5: That's why you're I'm still a fourteen. We take we
Speaker 5: take shops and units away. You can't do that. I
Speaker 5: got Steeth Pakall or whatever his name is, nailed it
Speaker 5: four gosh. I know Shane Lowry, I know Seteethagala. Help
Speaker 5: me out, Dan, I don't remember the other two.
Speaker 1: You got Hideki Matsuyama, Patrick Cantley and Shane Lowry.
Speaker 5: All right, so four guys top thirties. I got the Phillies.
Speaker 5: They're playing a doubleheader today. I got the Phillies in
Speaker 5: the first game, starting like at one o'clock, and then
Speaker 5: I have the over in the the Timberwolves basketball game tonight.
Speaker 5: I believe it is two oh two or two o
Speaker 5: three two two. Thank you. I'm afraid to bet this
Speaker 5: Nick game. I don't know what's going on there and
Speaker 5: I'm on on the wrong side of that series.
Speaker 1: Bet.
Speaker 5: You know the Celtics might play better without Tatum. Wow,
Speaker 5: throwing up thirty threes. Yeah, I can't. I can't bet
Speaker 5: on that game tonight.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Uh Dylan, Yes, Dan PGA Championship. All these are top
Speaker 3: one hundred bets. I got Justin Thomas to win plus
Speaker 3: twenty two hundred. JT's playing some good golf again soon.
Speaker 3: JM to win plus nine thousand. Vegas does not believe
Speaker 3: in him, but I still do. Rory top five plus
Speaker 3: one hundred even money, He's historically done pretty well at
Speaker 3: Quail Hollow. And then I got a little parlay with
Speaker 3: Shay's guy, Colin Morikawa zero top ten and Brooks Koepka
Speaker 3: top ten plus eleven fifty him Stepstraca going to cool
Speaker 3: off after his win last week and missed the cuts.
Speaker 1: You're will get plus one fifty five there.
Speaker 3: I now, Wow, Yeah, he's like he's ranked like eighth
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Frankings, now that's weird.
Speaker 3: Yep, and another charitable donation Scottie Scheffer have missed the
Speaker 3: cut plus nine hundred one of these days.
Speaker 1: Okay, you almost come close here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I got a couple of NBA. That's dan.
Speaker 3: I got the Celtics minus four and a half against
Speaker 3: the Knicks tonight for Larry's reasoning, and Nuggets money line
Speaker 3: against the Thunder tomorrow plus one sixty five.
Speaker 1: Shay, yeah, uh nanny, we're golfing again. Top twenty, Corey
Speaker 1: Connors plus one seventy. I think this is the year Connors.
Speaker 1: I fucking love what he's been doing.
Speaker 3: I would spring go on him to win a little bit.
Speaker 1: Actually, rat swing I fucking did plus seven thousand, bitch,
Speaker 1: Shane Lowry plus one forty five, top twenty, and then
Speaker 1: my favorite anti media man, Colin Marikawa laying one thirty five,
Speaker 1: Top five, John Rauma plus three hundred, and then calling
Speaker 1: again plus three sixty and to win, I got Ludwig
Speaker 1: plus twenty five hundred. Like I said earlier, Corey plus
Speaker 1: seven thousand. Then we got baseball Danny, because we're all
Speaker 1: capitalist at this table, Miami plus one eighty five, Raised
Speaker 1: plus one thirty five, and then the Yankees Seattle under
Speaker 1: eight with Castile on the bump in the Seattle. Okay,
Speaker 1: anything else that needs to be mentioned.
Speaker 3: I'd like, I'm going to add rom to miss the
Speaker 3: cut unbelievable. Yeah, I'll trust them making it personal. Well
Speaker 3: after your little Corey Connor's freak out there.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I just hit eight eleven thirteen on
Speaker 1: Keno And how much did you win? Three twenty four
Speaker 1: and how much did you put up? Twenty four dollars?
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the old days, what would you How long would
Speaker 1: three hundred and twenty four dollars last in the old days? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got to worry about inflation, Danny's in the old days,
Speaker 1: I mean an hour with I mean about fifty so yeah,
Speaker 1: how about an hour?
Speaker 3: I think in these days they're going to last until
Speaker 3: it gets back to the inconvenience story.
Speaker 1: Hip. No tip, no tip the prices as advertised. There's
Speaker 1: no there was no tipping culture in that area. No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not really no god, no.
Speaker 3: Did you ever tip like lotto stuff, like the clerk
Speaker 3: for a lotto No?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Absolutely, they get paid, they get paid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I would do that just just a you know,
Speaker 1: show of hey, we goodwill, we did this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give me give me some more winners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bad Larry anything you'd like to add to
Speaker 1: this program, And I've been saying that for a long time.
Speaker 1: Anything you'd like to add.
Speaker 5: Only only during football season. Dan, It's tough right now.
Speaker 5: I tip the guys whant to cash out at the
Speaker 5: horse track every single time.
Speaker 1: That's different. At the track you do. But if you
Speaker 1: win enough playing Keno or lottery, they make you go
Speaker 1: to the high Stakes you know facility, and it's a
Speaker 1: whole different store than when you bought the ticket.
Speaker 5: Oh, you're not going back to the girl you bought.
Speaker 1: You can't. You can't. It was over six hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to my other kinot spot.
Speaker 5: All right? So over that thing is Ray on the
Speaker 5: show right now?
Speaker 6: Yes, I left in the middle of the podcast.
Speaker 5: Here, Ray, I want to bet my guy, my golf
Speaker 5: guy said to bet Phil Nicholson to make the cut.
Speaker 5: I looked at my book and they didn't have the
Speaker 5: make a cut or to cut options. So I want
Speaker 5: to on the show add Phil Nicholson to make the cut.
Speaker 5: He's got to be getting plus something right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me look at it right now, laying three,
Speaker 1: No way, No, we have to get a date. Show
Speaker 1: me the date for that horse track the horse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't forget.
Speaker 5: I gotta I just got to think that we might
Speaker 5: not be able to make the hask. I'm going to
Speaker 5: I gotta go to Europe for five weeks or something,
Speaker 5: so I'm not gonna be around all of September. Just
Speaker 5: text us before the end of the summer.
Speaker 1: Yes, please, let's figure out dates. I want to do
Speaker 1: that bad.
Speaker 6: You want him to make the cut or miss the cut?
Speaker 6: Make the cut minus one even, yeah, take it.
Speaker 5: He's going to make the cut, So give me one
Speaker 5: unit on him making the cut. And Shay and Dylan
Speaker 5: and Ray and Marvin, you guys are we don't need
Speaker 5: the show and we don't need to come on down
Speaker 5: any weekend. The next eight weeks, we'll go to Mamath Park.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get dates together. Tell us a good weekend.
Speaker 3: I'm going to fill in.
Speaker 5: I'm there. I'm there every Friday. I'm there every Friday,
Speaker 5: no matter what. So you just come down here.
Speaker 1: We stay at your house.
Speaker 5: Call me Thursday, call me Thursday and say you're going
Speaker 5: to be down tomorrow.
Speaker 1: That's what you stay at your house.
Speaker 5: And I have to clear with my wife. Absolutely, I'm
Speaker 5: thinking at it, certainly into something I can be paying.
Speaker 1: I think it's so down here right, July nineteenth is
Speaker 1: the Haskel Stakes.
Speaker 3: Okay, perfect, I think we can. I could do that
Speaker 3: swing that where we off off that week.
Speaker 5: Definitely work on that and I'll mention it to the
Speaker 5: wife tonight. Okay, that weekend I need, I might send
Speaker 5: her away and that weekend we'll have the house for
Speaker 5: the boys.
Speaker 1: Mark. Now you're thinking, what about what about her sister?
Speaker 5: That's where That's why I'm going to send her to
Speaker 5: to where sisters in spring Lake Lame.
Speaker 1: I'll check on them and you'll be drinking by that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, brother, Yeah, with your meds or roommate.
Speaker 3: That what a great first the rest breaking into Larry's
Speaker 3: sisters Igine.
Speaker 1: Okay, if I I get arrested like I fucked, I
Speaker 1: can't do that. Y'all got to ring me in. How
Speaker 1: are we going to do that? We're not around you.
Speaker 3: You want like a baby monitor.
Speaker 1: I don't think you needed like a taser or stun gun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean all these trips when hut something down, Yeah,
Speaker 1: chloroform something something to take you down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, You're you're tough to reason with when you get
Speaker 6: in the zone. When we were in Atlantic City, shaves
Speaker 6: up like seven hundred and fifty bucks on the craps table.
Speaker 6: We looked at him, trying to get him to come away,
Speaker 6: and you weren't drinking. No, he just stared at us
Speaker 6: and until we just turned around, and I.
Speaker 3: Think he said called me a pussy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a gamble zone, Danny. Okay. But when
Speaker 1: we were in Vegas at the Super Bowl, yeah, were
Speaker 1: you drinking? No? Okay, I was not in the zone. Okay, Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm trying to recall. Remember we had
Speaker 1: a conversation I would say in a hotel bar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say the year before that, like when I
Speaker 1: was here, I was drinking on the show. Okay, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was sneaking nips, getting weird. But We're at the
Speaker 1: hotel bar at the Fountain Blue and talking to somebody
Speaker 1: who I know, and Shay keeps saying she's totally hitting
Speaker 1: on you. She was, and no she is, without a doubt. Now,
Speaker 1: yes she would. She wanted to climb that tree, yeah
Speaker 1: she did. She wanted to view from up top, Okay,
Speaker 1: And I kept saying, shut up, like he was, you know,
Speaker 1: you have the angel and the devil on your shoulder,
Speaker 1: and then he was just the devil, just.
Speaker 3: One devil, going back and forth to his shoulder.
Speaker 1: And I just drop your room key on the floor
Speaker 1: and see what happens. Who picks it up? How about you?
Speaker 3: Probably you got anything in the mini bar?
Speaker 1: All right, we've done it. We made it through another episode.
Speaker 1: Marvin stayed awake, I think, and and uh my, thanks
Speaker 1: to stay woke. Actually, oh, Marvin's not woke. I'm woke
Speaker 1: for hiring Martin adjacent.
Speaker 4: Yes, like, I can't believe you hired him d E.
Speaker 4: I I was like, you know what the d I
Speaker 4: hire Jackie Robinson?
Speaker 1: Oh god, wait, are you the Jackie Robinson of our show?
Speaker 4: No, But whenever people bring up EI, I'm always like, hey,
Speaker 4: you know what was the D I higher? Since you
Speaker 4: want a diversity, inclusion in equity, you.
Speaker 3: Could be like the Harold Baines of the show.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's a Hall of famer.
Speaker 2: He is. You know what I was gonna say, Jim Rice?
Speaker 1: Okay, Jim Jim Rice not a Hall of Fame he is?
Speaker 3: Is he? He is?
Speaker 1: Then he only have like three hundred home runs.
Speaker 2: Hall of very good. But he got into the Hall
Speaker 2: of Fame though, Oh they.
Speaker 1: Put him in, but not Dale Murphy, so that is okay,
Speaker 1: all right, two time MVP Dale Murphyron Santo. This still
Speaker 1: doesn't trump Mariah Carey not being in the and Roll
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame. Who cares?
Speaker 2: I do foreigners in?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I mean and they should be disagree.
Speaker 1: With that vocals artist we've had in the last twenty
Speaker 1: five years. Mari I carry the octave she can hit
Speaker 1: and the range she has in her voice, and the
Speaker 1: fact that she's not as a goddamn Travis is Bocelli
Speaker 1: in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Bocelly and
Speaker 1: the answer is no, and he's got a better voice
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Billy didn't have top ten hits, over it
Speaker 1: over okay, now you brought up top ten with that boys.
Speaker 1: Danny in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame probably
Speaker 1: should be.
Speaker 4: No, definitely, Michael Bolton, Michael is Amy Grant in the
Speaker 4: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: She's going to heaven with Vince Gill. Praise Jesus, hallelu
Speaker 1: all right, We're done.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: We've done everything we can do. Shan Irving The Shane
Speaker 1: Irving Podcast is going to get now, really get interesting tonight.
Speaker 1: When do you start with your meds and drinking? I
Speaker 1: told the roommate and Dylan I would wait until the
Speaker 1: shade don't do it. Okay, So when Dylan reaches out
Speaker 1: to former well maybe they're not former drinking partners. If
Speaker 1: you're going to be back drinking paused, Okay.
Speaker 3: A couple couple of wardens in the state of Texas.
Speaker 1: Okay, but okay for Shaye and Irving. Wherever you get
Speaker 1: your podcasts, you can get the Shane Irving podcast. Dylan.
Speaker 1: Of course, Ray who is the producer of the show.
Speaker 1: Marvin is running all the equipment there and yours truly
Speaker 1: have a great weekend and we'll talk to you next week.
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