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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: First show. Here we go the fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 1: There's Froggy, and there's Scotty B. And there's Gandhi and

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Speaker 1: her Christmas tree. There's Danielle and Scary and NaN's eating something.

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Speaker 1: What are you eating, Nate? I'm eating breakfast. Scotty B

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Speaker 1: and I split a breakfast this morning, even though I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to because I'm getting fat. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the two of you sund like idiots, a couple of idiots.

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Speaker 1: I realized that Scotty is no good to have around

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Speaker 1: because he's a food pusher. Like, well, you're eating it,

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Speaker 1: I know, but I have zero zero willpower. Good also

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Speaker 1: cook milk. Okay, I'm introducing everyone. Let's not forget Dave

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Speaker 1: Brody in the in the den and there's a Garrett. God,

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Speaker 1: did you guys have problems with Brody's microphone yesterday? On

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Speaker 1: the Well, how can we can't fix that? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: don't know. There he goes, Yeah, Brodie, when you when

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Speaker 1: you talk close to it, it's actually not that bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but that's different than it was before we took a break.

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Speaker 1: So something's wrong with the Mike mm hmm. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna buy them a mic. Get real close to it

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Speaker 1: when you when you quit Elvis, you're gonna go to

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Speaker 1: Brodie's house and grab that microphone. Don't you hate when

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Speaker 1: you do what I just did? For some reason, I

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Speaker 1: pushed the mike button on my iPhone. It recorded like

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Speaker 1: the last fifteen minutes of us talking. When you're talking

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Speaker 1: about someone and then you look down and your phone's

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Speaker 1: just taking it all and you're you're like, you're careful

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Speaker 1: not to push the sin, but like, oh god, please, no, no,

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Speaker 1: we're okay, now, we're good. Way back to Brodie's mic.

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Speaker 1: We we work in a world of Mike's. This business

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Speaker 1: has been using microphones since well the early nineteen hundreds.

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Speaker 1: Surely we can find someone who can fix the mic.

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Speaker 1: Just say it, alright, something, Stop feeding your fucking pie

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Speaker 1: hole for just a minute and warm it's warm. I

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Speaker 1: gotta eat while it's warm. What do you have? What

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Speaker 1: do you describe your breakfast? It's the farmer's breakfast. It's

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Speaker 1: it's got to be described it because you do such

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Speaker 1: a good job. Eggs are crazy. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: they do to them. You animals swallow your food before

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Speaker 1: you start talking. So they so they add milk to

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Speaker 1: them to make them nice and creamy and fluffy. Expensive breakfast,

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Speaker 1: isn't it? Yes? It is? But sometimes sometimes the secret

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Speaker 1: is you ready for this mayonnaise in the absolutely you're

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Speaker 1: doubling down on eggs, Danielle, I'm never ordering that breakfast again.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that. They said sometimes yes, and

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Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes people add mayonnaise to to listen, my grandma

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Speaker 1: used to throw heavy cream in there and they used

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Speaker 1: to be the best. But look at Scotty got so good.

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Speaker 1: But if you talking about how they were going to

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Speaker 1: divide the meal, and it was like, no, only give

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Speaker 1: me a third. I'm so fat, And Scotty was like, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm fat. A couple of supermodels acting like the ridiculous

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Speaker 1: and we're no good for one another because we we

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Speaker 1: you know, he sends me pictures of Christmas cookie milk

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Speaker 1: that he gets at stew Leonards. Is that stew Leonards

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Speaker 1: Christmas cook milk? And I think I fantasized about it

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Speaker 1: all Sunday night. Yeah, he's not that either of you

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Speaker 1: deserve this, but neither of you are fat. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: talking about ironically over Thanksgiving break, I lost four pounds.

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Speaker 1: Not good for you, I don't know. And now I'm

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Speaker 1: back and I'm probably putting them on today. So look,

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Speaker 1: you know we're going ahead with this fifteen minute when

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Speaker 1: show podcast, but we do have an elephant in the

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Speaker 1: room here. What's that in his broken microphone? It's still

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Speaker 1: not better. It's a little a little bad. It's actually

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Speaker 1: a little better, but I don't know. I want you

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Speaker 1: to participate in the conversations, and sometimes than you, sometimes

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Speaker 1: you switch to a different microphone tomorrow and see if

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Speaker 1: it's the microphone of the feed what what m I

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Speaker 1: will switch to a different microphone and see if it's

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Speaker 1: the microphone. That sounds fun when you're that close to it,

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Speaker 1: like you're gonna you know, like you're I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to do the podcast like this, Froggy, that sounds better. Look,

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Speaker 1: I didn't shave for November. Okay, Well, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the microble is. I'll figure it out. Okay. I

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Speaker 1: would like it if you just yelled everything. That would

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Speaker 1: be a fun podcast. If anyone hates the way I

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Speaker 1: yelled at you more than anybody. So I'm not that gun.

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Speaker 1: He's almost giving off of like an a SMR vibe.

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Speaker 1: As he's talking, I'm now going to nickers. Oh how

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Speaker 1: was your breakfast, Scotty B. It was delicious. You do

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Speaker 1: chicken saw It's like I've never seen before. It's incredible.

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Speaker 1: Back to a s m R for a second. What

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Speaker 1: is the appeal of people watching mean millions and millions

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Speaker 1: of views on YouTube? People sitting there watching people eating.

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Speaker 1: It's the same the same reason why people like to

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Speaker 1: look at feet. You know, you can't really describe it,

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Speaker 1: but to reach their own we know, we get this

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Speaker 1: phenomenon actually started in Asia, if I'm not mistaken, where

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Speaker 1: people would sit down at a table with mountains of

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Speaker 1: food and just sit there and eat, and people around

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Speaker 1: the world will just watch like we were just doing

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Speaker 1: with Scotty B and Nate. Oh yeah, I've seen those videos.

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Speaker 1: It's disgusting. Gott to be and Andrew the Serial Killers

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Speaker 1: did their own a s m R for for their

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Speaker 1: podcast Every the other Day. It was brief, but people

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Speaker 1: liked it. I don't know why we were eating crackers.

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Speaker 1: It's a weird fetish thing on my six hundred pound life.

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Speaker 1: The woman couldn't even like get out of her bed

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Speaker 1: because she was well over six hundred pounds, So they

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Speaker 1: asked her what her income was, and she basically had

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Speaker 1: something that was like an only fans page, but people

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Speaker 1: would just pay her to eat different things. It's a

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Speaker 1: very weird for that show because I'm getting close. Shut

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Speaker 1: up you yeah you are? You are six hundred pound Scotty.

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Speaker 1: There you go? Do you guys remember that wooly fetish

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Speaker 1: um website that I had found where people were like

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Speaker 1: into wool sweaters and they pulled them over their heads

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Speaker 1: and stuff and they were like got off on wooly

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Speaker 1: sweaters for everyone should keep this. You look at I like,

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Speaker 1: I like you with scrusted. I think it's a good look.

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Speaker 1: But what is Lady Gaga's mom on the online or

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Here's the boat on that because we

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Speaker 1: never released that video. We had the audio, don't we Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but the video was great, it was did release it.

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Speaker 1: He was talking about something very serious. She was talking

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Speaker 1: about something very very serious about mental health. And then

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Speaker 1: Scotty be just my My Mike is never on during

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Speaker 1: these interviews. That's why I thought nothing of burping. You

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Speaker 1: have the sound scaring. Yes, I'm googling Cynthia and our computer,

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Speaker 1: the hourglass of Cynthia. Here it is the whole interview,

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Speaker 1: the whole thing. Never mind, just trust us. He belched

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Speaker 1: in the middle of a serious conversation. I think it's

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Speaker 1: about suicide or something like that. She was talking about

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Speaker 1: the person behind this foundation and how they had more

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Speaker 1: than one occasion attempted to kill themselves, attempted to commit suicide. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm like, I'll get it. But the video

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Speaker 1: is hilarious because all of the audio is routed through

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Speaker 1: scarious computers. Immediately goes. It cuts from Cynthia to Scary's

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Speaker 1: face after this this incredibly raucous burp. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: we are we done? Thank god. Alright, this is the ramp.

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Speaker 1: It's called Scotty burps during interview, here we go, Here

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Speaker 1: we go, Here we go. And I'm so uh in

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Speaker 1: awe of her bravery and resilience. She's sharing her experiences

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Speaker 1: like a very creative hold on someone. What the heck

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Speaker 1: was alway? Shut up, Garrett and people still connected? No,

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Speaker 1: I mean that sounded like Scotty be Okay, you were,

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Speaker 1: you were going down a very very very important lane

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Speaker 1: there and someone microphone. I'm sorry, Cynthia Scotty to turn

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Speaker 1: his microphone off. I did it for him, and then

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Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, play it again. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: hear again, just to the burnt part, and I'm so

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Speaker 1: uh in awe of her bravery and resilience. She's sharing

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Speaker 1: her experiences. I like Scottie even waited for her to

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Speaker 1: like pause, and then he shared his experience. Because if

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Speaker 1: you listen, you're like, no, that sounds like Scottie, Yeah

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Speaker 1: you identified, yeah, embarrassed. What is so funny to me

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Speaker 1: is I would love to record what goes on in

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Speaker 1: there during the entire show, because I guarantee you're making

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Speaker 1: all sorts of bodily function noises during the entire show. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well that that the mic is never on, so I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't think twice. There are many times we hear you burping. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I apologize. I also I don't know what they were

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Speaker 1: doing in there today, but Nate came like busting through

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Speaker 1: the door and I was like, don't go in there.

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Speaker 1: Was it the candle of the t when Andrew poured

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Speaker 1: something on my face? Yeah, I don't know what that's

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Speaker 1: what was that stuff? It's got a box of it.

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Speaker 1: It was I don't know. I can't read Korean, so

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Speaker 1: I don't look like to you it's Korean red. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what does that do? Mix your belch? Don't put a

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Speaker 1: little lead in your pencil. It smells. It's very pungent.

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Speaker 1: It's how I imagine sex panther would smell. So you

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Speaker 1: apparently take this for health reasons. You take it once

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Speaker 1: a day, uh, and you mix it with warmer cold

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Speaker 1: water to serve as a tea, and then you add

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Speaker 1: honey for taste. Does it open your sinuses and everything?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what any of these things are, but

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Speaker 1: it does these things. An start taking those right now?

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Speaker 1: It sounds good? Okay, ye are we done? I think so?

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Speaker 1: We went long yesterday? Right, we went really long. We

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Speaker 1: actually did the actual fifteen minutes yesterday. Right, Yeah, paused it.

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Speaker 1: I was timing, but I paused. Well, I hope you

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Speaker 1: guys have a beautiful day enjoying. Okay, you love that microphone, Brody,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Elvis, and I guess we'll go bye bye bye.

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