WEBVTT - Rush Limbaugh February 4th 2019

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<v Speaker 1>You're now in a crunch. You're trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>find it up in the upper right hand corner and

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<v Speaker 1>enter my name. Rush. Offer expires Wednesday night. The University

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<v Speaker 1>of Farmington in Michigan offered students flexible schedules. It promised

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<v Speaker 1>to prepare students for jobs in the global economy. The

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<v Speaker 1>tuition didn't break the bank. Grad students paid just eleven

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars. Undergrads were charged dollars. That's peanuts by comparison

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<v Speaker 1>to other places. Here's the best part. Students at Farmington

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<v Speaker 1>University never had a deal with the stresses of other universities.

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<v Speaker 1>No worries about grades, homework, or being triggered by micro

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<v Speaker 1>rustions because there were no classes there weren't any professors,

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<v Speaker 1>there were no degrees. Farming University was a fraud. It

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<v Speaker 1>had a website, but it was all a scam to

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<v Speaker 1>allow foreign nationals who were in the US on student

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<v Speaker 1>visas to stay here legally without having to really attend scruel.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, my friends. Foreign nationals outsmarted America again until

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<v Speaker 1>last Wednesday, when arrest laarrants started flying. It turns out

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<v Speaker 1>the University of Farmingland was set up by ICE as

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<v Speaker 1>a sting operation, and now people here illegally are being

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<v Speaker 1>stung and they actually are learning something. And the Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>found out about this, and they are just living m