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Speaker 1: You're now in a crunch. You're trying to figure out

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Speaker 1: how to make Valentine's Day special. With one eight hundred

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Speaker 1: flowers dot com right now, you can get an arrangement

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Speaker 1: of eighteen red and pink roses for or double it

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Speaker 1: to a stunning thirty six rose bouquet for twenty dollars more.

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Speaker 1: To order the eighteen read the end pink roses for

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Speaker 1: double the roses for twenty dollars more, go to one

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Speaker 1: eight hundred flowers dot com, click the radio I can

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Speaker 1: find it up in the upper right hand corner and

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Speaker 1: enter my name. Rush. Offer expires Wednesday night. The University

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Speaker 1: of Farmington in Michigan offered students flexible schedules. It promised

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Speaker 1: to prepare students for jobs in the global economy. The

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Speaker 1: tuition didn't break the bank. Grad students paid just eleven

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Undergrads were charged dollars. That's peanuts by comparison

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Speaker 1: to other places. Here's the best part. Students at Farmington

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Speaker 1: University never had a deal with the stresses of other universities.

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Speaker 1: No worries about grades, homework, or being triggered by micro

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Speaker 1: rustions because there were no classes there weren't any professors,

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Speaker 1: there were no degrees. Farming University was a fraud. It

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Speaker 1: had a website, but it was all a scam to

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Speaker 1: allow foreign nationals who were in the US on student

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Speaker 1: visas to stay here legally without having to really attend scruel.

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Speaker 1: That's right, my friends. Foreign nationals outsmarted America again until

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Speaker 1: last Wednesday, when arrest laarrants started flying. It turns out

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Speaker 1: the University of Farmingland was set up by ICE as

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Speaker 1: a sting operation, and now people here illegally are being

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Speaker 1: stung and they actually are learning something. And the Democrats

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Speaker 1: found out about this, and they are just living m