Speaker 1: We're recording. Is the video recording it is?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I inhaled the match smoke soulfa from the match.
Speaker 2: I lit the candle and when you know, when the
Speaker 2: when you blow the match out and that stuff comes out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in my throat. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: If this wire gets caught in that fire, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be great. Can you start it? It started? Oh?
Speaker 1: What's the thing? Hold? Please? Let me just hold please.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another exciting episode. Uh what exciting? Come? I
Speaker 1: do it with you? Ready? Ready? Did you do it?
Speaker 1: What again?
Speaker 2: The regular board we use is there right there.
Speaker 1: But everybody who we said last week when we did
Speaker 1: our discussing dinner party, do you like this set up?
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, oh my god, I love this setup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we thought we'd do it again.
Speaker 2: Okay, but it's okay, And you're like, I don't anything
Speaker 2: on the table.
Speaker 1: It's messy.
Speaker 2: Look at this, but your dumb cup is there and
Speaker 2: there's nothing in it and it's not even sponsored. If
Speaker 2: it's oh my top popped, yeah, well it's empty. If
Speaker 2: this was American Idol, you know, we could have cups
Speaker 2: that say, you know, wax Cabin Candle company, but instead
Speaker 2: we will.
Speaker 1: Just talk about wax cabin candles here right off the bat. Yes,
Speaker 1: look at that Peppermind Cocoa crunch or Frosty Snowballs still
Speaker 1: available at serial killerspc dot com. Make sure you use
Speaker 1: code serial Killers at check out and get ten percent off.
Speaker 2: Yeah you will, Yay, So buy them for the holidays.
Speaker 1: Buy them, get the gift set. We have them all
Speaker 1: over the house. Yeah, we really do.
Speaker 2: I like my Frosty snowballs because I still have the
Speaker 2: ones that were like the test ones, the smells that
Speaker 2: we weren't sure if we wanted. So I have those
Speaker 2: all over the house.
Speaker 1: Great. Mm hm. Did you like how I loaded a
Speaker 1: Christmas THEA? So I don't like this thing? Like the
Speaker 1: tables are turned here.
Speaker 2: So now you're pushing all these things, and I have
Speaker 2: a feeling that pretty soon there's gonna be something that
Speaker 2: goes like when I'm talking no or something like that.
Speaker 1: I want you that to you. Oh okay, never never
Speaker 1: never never. All right, So what's going on, Andy? Not much?
Speaker 1: How was your Thanksgiving? It was great? It was really
Speaker 1: really good. Nice. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So there's a few things we didn't get to last week.
Speaker 1: Food wise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was the disgusting dinner party. Some of
Speaker 2: the things were actually pretty good. I enjoyed the ravioli.
Speaker 2: I loved the ambrosia, you know. But one of the
Speaker 2: things that we said we were going to eat that
Speaker 2: I ordered never came.
Speaker 1: A bread can. Yes, yes, Oh, that sounds like it's
Speaker 1: a right answer. Did you hear that one? That one's
Speaker 1: a weak ding? I wasn't sure about it. Okay, do
Speaker 1: you like that ding? I'm not a huge fan of it,
Speaker 1: but I.
Speaker 2: Thought you were gonna say it's a sexual innuendo.
Speaker 1: I don't have a sexual innuendo. Well that was a
Speaker 1: good button for that, this one. Yeah, yeah, see bread
Speaker 1: and a can? Okay, I just like pressing these buttons.
Speaker 1: I have some other good ones. Okay, all right, don't
Speaker 1: waste them all? Now you're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so here's a Oh what the hell is in this?
Speaker 2: It's B and M the bean company. They make the
Speaker 2: baked beans, and they make lots of other products too,
Speaker 2: but just not under the B and M name. They
Speaker 2: make pickles and all kinds of stuff. I need to
Speaker 2: see this matter raisin. Yeah, I got the raisin one
Speaker 2: raisin bread. First of all, I don't understand. This is
Speaker 2: a foreign concept to me. Just get bread in a bag.
Speaker 2: Why in a can? Did you bring a can opener?
Speaker 2: I did, Amy reminded me. She texted me this morning.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. What's interesting about this is
Speaker 1: that is that steam that's supposed to be coming off
Speaker 1: of this it looks like it. It looked. It looks
Speaker 1: like the logo is yeah, it's brick oven. Come huh,
Speaker 1: here's my cand open. Do you know that.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that. See my house, we don't have
Speaker 2: an electric can opener. I don't either, really. Yeah, Amy
Speaker 2: said that's the norm, and I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Because I grew up with an electric can opener. I
Speaker 2: just assumed that everybody had an electric can opener.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't have one. I like the old
Speaker 1: fashioned do it yourself twist off.
Speaker 2: We just cleaned the top. Don't know where it's been.
Speaker 2: Might have been some rats on it in the warehouse
Speaker 2: there at Amazon.
Speaker 1: That's why my mom always says, you use a straw
Speaker 1: when you drink soda out of the candy. Let's see
Speaker 1: what this sounds like. Oh oh that was nice. Oh bully, this.
Speaker 2: Is the strangest thing to like, are you supposed to
Speaker 2: heat it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well, what's Oh boy, look at that. It's like
Speaker 1: a turd. It's a turd in a can. Hold on.
Speaker 1: It doesn't smell bad directions remove both ends of can. Oh,
Speaker 1: because the air has to it won't come out heating
Speaker 1: serving suggestions. You could toast it or microwave it.
Speaker 2: This is good until January of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe you should heat it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just eat it. I feel like maybe you should
Speaker 1: heat it up. That's all right. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's all right.
Speaker 2: I think it's just fine. It says it doesn't have
Speaker 2: to be that's a serving suggestion.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a serving suggestion, just like Vienna sausages. That's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that wasn't suggested. That was probably the right thing to
Speaker 1: do all the way. This is a bonus. You weren't.
Speaker 2: I can just see us eat more garbage in this episode.
Speaker 1: I wasn't.
Speaker 2: Oh it has the can marks on it. Oh, oh,
Speaker 2: you got it all over the board.
Speaker 1: It smells. I actually don't mind the smell kind of sound.
Speaker 1: Smells like sourdough raisins. Yeah, I love sour dough. That's
Speaker 1: can you can you can we not? Can we not
Speaker 1: do it that way? What if we do it like
Speaker 1: a gentle burp? Okay, why aren't you putting it over
Speaker 1: a place? I if you what do you want to
Speaker 1: come out? Can I can? I it's not gonna it's
Speaker 1: not gonna pop out. This is so foul. You got
Speaker 1: it on the board. This you did. There's grease stains.
Speaker 1: Just blow it that. You blew your bread on it. God,
Speaker 1: this is heavy. Wait you know what it sounded like
Speaker 1: when it came out of the can. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I thought that was going to be I thought that
Speaker 1: was gonna be the boying sound. I forgot to that
Speaker 1: would totally be worked there. Okay, I'll just pretend to
Speaker 1: do it boying. All right. There's crumbs all over this thing.
Speaker 1: Now this is like the sweet brown bed from cheesecake factory.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that bread. Okay, top breads Uh? Out
Speaker 1: Back to me is better than cheesecake factory. Controversial, but
Speaker 1: it's true. We did this. We did this. We did
Speaker 1: I didn't say out back was better, Yeah you did.
Speaker 2: You said it was awesome with the butter and everything.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it really is that in a bloomin onion
Speaker 1: oh man, here we go. I know I'm gonna like this,
Speaker 1: so there's really nothing elie. Yeah, I know I'm not
Speaker 1: going to bread. I've been a bread I don't like.
Speaker 1: But I just don't understand the whole can thing. Cheers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that kind of tastes like. I don't understand it. You
Speaker 1: put a bunch of toast in a can and then
Speaker 1: closed it. Why would someone do that? Though I just gleaked.
Speaker 1: I gleaked. I'm on the board. No, I gleaked on
Speaker 1: the bread. Yeah, well I'm not having any more. So
Speaker 1: that's to you and strange consistency. I don't understand why
Speaker 1: they do this. I really don't mind who said let's
Speaker 1: put bread in a can? Clearly b and m all right.
Speaker 1: I think they're in Jersey. I kind of toy. You're
Speaker 1: really not that bad. I would eat this' agam.
Speaker 2: Oh no, they're Portland main hmmm, water, whole wheat, flour, molasses, dextros,
Speaker 2: whole grain, rye flour, raisins way. There's really not much
Speaker 2: in here, baking soda, buttermilk, salt, corn oil.
Speaker 1: And that's it. I don't mind it, I do.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's okay. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with a second can. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be like a bread and a can person.
Speaker 1: We really need to wash this down with what. It's
Speaker 1: very dry with what? Yeah, you're like, I hope it's
Speaker 1: not sardine juice. I would never do that. You put
Speaker 1: cheese in a can. I've never had eggnog before ever.
Speaker 1: I hate. I just had a conversation with people how
Speaker 1: much I hate eggnog. I've never ever had it. I
Speaker 1: despise eggnog. A vomit sound. No, I didn't upload a
Speaker 1: vomit sound. Ugh, I hate this smells like like bubble gum.
Speaker 1: For a second, I thought we were gonna drink heavy cream,
Speaker 1: and I was like worried. Oh no, look at that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for the eggnog glovers because I do know
Speaker 1: that they are. That is that is a group.
Speaker 2: I think you might need a piece of plastic for
Speaker 2: this board, because I feel like I might spit this
Speaker 2: up because it smells like bubble gum. It smells like
Speaker 2: the awful fluoride that some dentists will use. They sneak
Speaker 2: attack you, okay, and like, what flavor do you want?
Speaker 2: But when they don't ask what flavor you want and
Speaker 2: they use bubble gum and I vomit.
Speaker 1: But that happened when I was When you were a kid,
Speaker 1: they used to do the duck bill. I hated the
Speaker 1: duck bill so much. Yes, and it would and they
Speaker 1: would say, oh, it's bubble gum flavor. In what world
Speaker 1: was that bubble gum?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it and making bubble gum's making me nauseous.
Speaker 2: That chewing that foam thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, and ugh the floor, No, you're ready, let's try
Speaker 1: bottoms up andy here. Thanks Turkey Hill. It's not terrible.
Speaker 1: I may take back what I said about egnog. If
Speaker 1: Turkey Hill's making it, it's it's stratten.
Speaker 2: Will I drink this again? The answer is no, No,
Speaker 2: it's a weird consistency. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: Plus, I feel like when you see people drinking eggnog,
Speaker 1: they're like, there's like a bowl of it, right, oh,
Speaker 1: take it with the spill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And they're wearing a Christmas sweater and there's a mistletoe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, creepy guys trying to make out with some younger girl. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Oh you know what, I'll make it all better.
Speaker 1: With what I said, with what I was over at
Speaker 1: our friend Stu Leonards. Yes, okay, good, okay, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: tastes like bubble gum is in after flavor. It's gross.
Speaker 2: So you know every season they make the special milks.
Speaker 2: So Christmas cookie milk Andrew is back in stores. I mean,
Speaker 2: this is delicious. You don't have to smell it. It's
Speaker 2: just awesome. It's full of sugar and it's just milk
Speaker 2: that tastes like sugar cookies.
Speaker 1: I was actually I saw your picture that you uploaded, yea,
Speaker 1: and I was thinking, I really hope he gets My
Speaker 1: favorite is the bunny milk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bunny milk is great, chocolate bunny milk.
Speaker 1: It's so good. Yeah it is. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm glad this isn't like gingerbread or pumpkin or something.
Speaker 1: This is great. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: If you have a Stu Leonard's near you, New York,
Speaker 2: New Jersey, Connecticut. This is not an adult though. They
Speaker 2: should be sponsoring this podcast.
Speaker 1: Stu one of these days.
Speaker 2: Hey, Stu, where do you put your Christmas tree?
Speaker 1: Hi? Put it right in the center of the house. No,
Speaker 1: it's wherever his wife Kim tells you wherever. My wife
Speaker 1: Kim tells me, you only get that joke if you
Speaker 1: live in the tri State. Yeah. Anyway, this is good stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's it, right, that's all. No other snacks, No,
Speaker 1: I have nothing else. That's it. God bless? What was
Speaker 1: that thing? Oh, you crossed yourself? Is that a job?
Speaker 1: Bless's a Jesus thing? Yeah, Father's son, holy Spirit. Father
Speaker 1: is God and Jesus is the Son. Yes, who's the
Speaker 1: Holy Spirit? Mary? I think I went to Catholic school,
Speaker 1: and I still can't really tell you you. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not the best at that.
Speaker 2: Someone's gonna yell at me because it was probably like
Speaker 2: sacrilegious to say Mary's a holy Spirit.
Speaker 1: No, I mean she gave birth to the virgin child.
Speaker 1: I old do we can't do religion, which she was
Speaker 1: the virgin mother who gave birth to.
Speaker 2: It, because neither of us know anything about it. And
Speaker 2: I know noahs arc as animals? Yeah, two of each,
Speaker 2: two of each, right, two of each? Should they can procreate?
Speaker 2: Was that the whole thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right? And then they did. I think it
Speaker 1: was forty days on the ocean or something. Okay, not
Speaker 1: like on the ocean. That sounds like it was a
Speaker 1: cruise liner. What are you gagging the eggnog? Wait?
Speaker 2: Does it all taste like this or is it brand specific?
Speaker 1: I think it's brand specific because there's alcoholic egnog. No,
Speaker 1: I know that.
Speaker 2: But if you open a cart and of one from
Speaker 2: like hood, is it gonna taste the same?
Speaker 1: Or is it like milk?
Speaker 2: Because all one percent milk, no matter what company makes
Speaker 2: it all taste the same. Should we do an eggnog
Speaker 2: like No, I don't think I can. I don't really
Speaker 2: think I can do that.
Speaker 1: Well. I've been seeing a lot of like challenges on
Speaker 1: YouTube that I feel like we should start getting into,
Speaker 1: like Oh, what's better this one or this one?
Speaker 2: Is that what we're reducing ourselves.
Speaker 1: To think, So that's what we're gonna be able to do,
Speaker 1: like challenge days, like challenge Fridays.
Speaker 2: By the way, I have to tell you because I
Speaker 2: brought this up before and it finally happened. My friend Doug,
Speaker 2: who has never listened to our podcast before. I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: we do a podcast about cereal. It's called Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: He was like, Oh, that's really interesting. I'm going to
Speaker 2: check it out one day. So then he texted me
Speaker 2: over the weekend. He's like, made it to the forty
Speaker 2: four minute mark, and I was like, what oh. In
Speaker 2: the last episode of bowl Chat, we said, if you
Speaker 2: make it to the forty four minute mark and you're
Speaker 2: still listening, let us know.
Speaker 1: So he let me know.
Speaker 2: So the first episode of anything ever that he listened
Speaker 2: to was The Disgusting Dinner Party. So he came to
Speaker 2: listen to Cereal Chat and he heard nothing serial related whatsoever.
Speaker 1: So that is my fear.
Speaker 2: That was my fear when we started this whole bowl
Speaker 2: Chat thing that somebody coming to Serial Killers for the
Speaker 2: first time to hear about fruit loops is going to
Speaker 2: hear about you know, Kim's convenience on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Well, again, it's clearly marked bull Chat.
Speaker 2: That doesn't mean anything to somebody that doesn't know what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Bro. So the episodes that are don't have any think
Speaker 1: it's a bowl Chat and things about Tesla's How.
Speaker 2: Would how would a brand new listener know what that means?
Speaker 1: They won't know, they don't know.
Speaker 2: I think we should start off every boll Chat episode saying, Hey, everybody,
Speaker 2: welcome to bull Chat. It's the sister podcast to Serial Killers,
Speaker 2: the podcast where we talk about Cereal and Think Inside
Speaker 2: the Box. Those are new on Mondays.
Speaker 1: This this one when we talk about whatever comes out
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, So don't be confused if you're looking for
Speaker 1: Cereal talk come back on Monday. What is all this stuff?
Speaker 1: The sound effects they loaded? You know what? I did
Speaker 1: you a favor?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let that keep going.
Speaker 1: I cut it short. Where'd you get that from? Again?
Speaker 1: Because I now have access to do all this, I
Speaker 1: can do it myself.
Speaker 2: That was the right theme song time. I know, because
Speaker 2: you know nothing about it, you probably would have taken
Speaker 2: season one, which is not real.
Speaker 1: I knew the exact part that you always started at,
Speaker 1: so I found it in the episode, in the intro thing,
Speaker 1: and I cut it just to that. Oh wait, yes, Scott,
Speaker 1: I am competent.
Speaker 2: Speaking of cut and Kim's Convenience, I have to tell
Speaker 2: you so, I am Amy and I are in love
Speaker 2: with the show. It is spectacular. It started in like
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen or something like that. There's five seasons of it.
Speaker 2: It's on Netflix. It's about this Korean family that owns
Speaker 2: a convenience store and they live above it, and the
Speaker 2: whole thing, the Shenanigans, everything. It's actually kind of a
Speaker 2: warm store, you know, heartfelt kind of thing too at times.
Speaker 2: But so in the last episode that I watched and
Speaker 2: I talked about this a couple of bowl chats ago.
Speaker 2: Remember when we argued about the sweatshirt and the shorts
Speaker 2: and whatnot, and you can't wear.
Speaker 1: Long sleeves sweatshirt with whatever. Okay.
Speaker 2: So in this last episode we watched, he thinks that
Speaker 2: he invented and he called them ports. They were pants
Speaker 2: that turned into shorts and went back into pants, like
Speaker 2: the leg would unzip and come off and they became shorts. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I just touched your knee. Yeah that was you grote
Speaker 2: me under the table. Well, I doing the unzipp thing
Speaker 2: on my leg. I don't know why because you can't see.
Speaker 2: But so obviously other people have thought about this before.
Speaker 2: Why is it not a thing because you don't need
Speaker 2: zip pants.
Speaker 1: Zip pants are for guidos and like, I don't know
Speaker 1: people that are like strippers.
Speaker 2: If you're out to No, those are breakaway pants if
Speaker 2: you're outside and it's hot and you're like, oh the eggnog.
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm not. I mean, I'm just drinking my Christmas
Speaker 1: milk and mine in my business. I chugged my milk,
Speaker 1: that's gone.
Speaker 2: But if you're outside and it's hot and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can't take my pants off, but you know what,
Speaker 2: I could take my legs off. Wouldn't that be just
Speaker 2: great to be able to do?
Speaker 1: No? I never I've never been in a situation truly
Speaker 1: where I've said to myself, God, it's hot. Ooh, I
Speaker 1: wish I could just make these pants shorts.
Speaker 2: There are plenty of times where I'll be wearing jeans
Speaker 2: outside and it gets hot, and I'm like, oh god
Speaker 2: it why didn't I wear shorts today?
Speaker 1: But why would you not just check the weather forecast?
Speaker 2: We come to work at four o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: Andrew it's cold and it warms up as the day progressed,
Speaker 2: So you know.
Speaker 1: What you wear, Like what you're doing now? A jacket?
Speaker 1: We already did this. What's underneath it?
Speaker 2: Short sleeve shirt? We did this already? Wait, we did it.
Speaker 2: I don't care just because I have a I have
Speaker 2: a noise.
Speaker 1: That doesn't even make any sense in this situation. Yes
Speaker 1: it does. That's the digging noise, because oh wow, it's
Speaker 1: I was right. That's kind of like an idea light
Speaker 1: bulb is what that I don't have. I don't have
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 2: Okay, where do you get them from? By the way,
Speaker 2: how do you put them in here? Do you have
Speaker 2: to search the web and find them?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I just go on YouTube and find a noise
Speaker 1: and then I just rip it. Okay, right there, I
Speaker 1: got it. And it's that easy.
Speaker 2: So last night I finally realized that I'm middle aged.
Speaker 1: When why? How Well, first of.
Speaker 2: All, technically middle age. You hit middle age when you
Speaker 2: think you've lived half your life. Huh, that's middle age. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, that's the middle of the life span you have.
Speaker 2: So I'm forty six, so I figure I'll live till
Speaker 2: ninety two. Okay, right, If I lived till ninety two,
Speaker 2: i'm middle aged right now.
Speaker 1: I mean, according to like the CDC and like other
Speaker 1: health statistics, usually men live to be about seventy eight. No,
Speaker 1: I think that's going up a little bit, because it's
Speaker 1: actually gone down.
Speaker 2: So people are acting differently and they're doing better things
Speaker 2: for their body than they did, say, you know in
Speaker 2: the twenties when they smoked seventeen packs of Chesterfield a day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Now they're just drinking microplastics out of
Speaker 1: an eggnog and Christmas milk. It's way healthier.
Speaker 2: What do you mean because I'm drinking little plastic balls
Speaker 2: and they're growing in my belly.
Speaker 1: Well there's that, And there's also just the fact that
Speaker 1: you're probably just drinking lard milk and eating bread out
Speaker 1: of a can. So it's not like we're the epitome
Speaker 1: of health right now. So food products have become less
Speaker 1: and less pure over the years. Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1: They're just loaded with sugars.
Speaker 2: Well they always were, Now they're just artificial sugars that
Speaker 2: are really bad for you.
Speaker 1: And there you go.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's why we're dying younger.
Speaker 1: Well there's that. I mean there was also like a
Speaker 1: pandemic that brought down the age a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I get that, but I feel like I'll
Speaker 2: live till my grandfather lived into his nineties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it also depends on genetics. Like our family,
Speaker 1: my dad's side, the ones that live in Italy, even
Speaker 1: though the Greek there was a woman who lived in
Speaker 1: the town who lived like over one hundred So my
Speaker 1: dad's side is good with that, my mom's side not
Speaker 1: so good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, I don't know about my mom's side because my
Speaker 2: mom's father died like in a car wreck when she
Speaker 2: was like nine, so I don't know how long he
Speaker 2: would have lived to be. But you know, I've got
Speaker 2: the longevity on my dad's side, so we'll see fingers crossed.
Speaker 2: Of course, my dad's dad was bald by the time
Speaker 2: he was like thirty, So I guess I get the
Speaker 2: hair from the other side, right, you get the hair
Speaker 2: from them from your mom's side. Is that how that works?
Speaker 2: I think where it skips a j I think it's
Speaker 2: just luck of the draw. I really do luck of
Speaker 2: the draw. Yeah, you get what you get. You don't
Speaker 2: get upset, Okay, Yeah, just like you tell your kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, see yeah, just like you tell your kids. Right.
Speaker 1: What else to go? Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh so okay, so middle aged? Right, so last night.
Speaker 1: Hold on one second, Oh you have a phone call?
Speaker 1: No what, I just need to make sure this recording.
Speaker 2: Oh holy if it didn't, I'm not doing it again.
Speaker 2: I swear to you, I'm not doing it again with
Speaker 2: this stupid thing. We have the regular thing right there?
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, no, we could keep going because it's on green.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? It means that these are green.
Speaker 1: We're good. I don't what does that green mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're good. We're green.
Speaker 2: It says are EC, which stands record and that's red. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the time is going up. Yeah, and these are
Speaker 2: green now. But they weren't before.
Speaker 1: I didn't press them, but the mic things were reading,
Speaker 1: so that's that's a good sign. So this could be
Speaker 1: half a podcast, half a point. Yeah, yeah, I will
Speaker 1: kill you. But just in case, why don't we just
Speaker 1: welcome everybody to another episode out?
Speaker 2: No, no, stop it, I'm not doing it again. If
Speaker 2: it didn't dude, you and this thing, you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I have this great the roadcaster I only spend five
Speaker 2: hundred dollars on mine was always going is this me
Speaker 2: this one?
Speaker 1: This reads it? But these things are green now, so
Speaker 1: this was just let me see. Yeah, okay, good keep talking.
Speaker 2: Wait, so before they were getting you were getting levels
Speaker 2: on this side.
Speaker 1: Oh what is it? Andrew? Oh my god? It was recording.
Speaker 1: We're good. Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so last night Amy and I took Cooper to
Speaker 2: see Harry styles of the new Ubs arena, Beautiful by
Speaker 2: the Way, where the Islanders play. They haven't won a
Speaker 2: game there yet, but this was the very first concert there,
Speaker 2: so it was kind of cool. It was like the
Speaker 2: inaugural concert for this venue and we were there, so
Speaker 2: that was super cool. But I mean, Harry Styles, the fan.
Speaker 1: Base skew is a bit younger, yeah, and a bit
Speaker 1: more female one direction, I mean yeah.
Speaker 2: So, I mean it was an arena sold out probably
Speaker 2: ninety eight percent female.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And most of those females were under the age of
Speaker 2: probably eighteen.
Speaker 1: Wow. So first of all, it was a creeper's paradise.
Speaker 1: I can imagine.
Speaker 2: As Amy and I walked around the rotunda, there was like,
Speaker 2: every once in a while you'd see some.
Speaker 1: Can I just say how much I love the word rotunda?
Speaker 1: What do you call it? Retunda?
Speaker 2: What do you call it? It's the thing, the lab
Speaker 2: of it, retunda. Okay, So we were walking around. Every
Speaker 2: once in a while, we would look at each other
Speaker 2: because there'd be like some fifty to fifty five year
Speaker 2: old guy in like a Hawaiian shirt by himself. Don't
Speaker 2: feel bad for him, dude, he's there creeping on these
Speaker 2: young girls. And my other daughter there, sir, My other
Speaker 2: daughter actually was there with her friends. I'm like, wait
Speaker 2: a minute, there are like older dudes that are like
Speaker 2: creeping looking at my kid.
Speaker 1: But you know that's neither here nor there. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that being in that environment, but it made me
Speaker 1: feel like maybe I'm a little bit older. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: will say. I saw Ghostbusters a couple of weeks ago, yeah,
Speaker 1: two weeks ago, and the kids sitting next to me.
Speaker 1: First of all, I was annoyed at first. He was funny,
Speaker 1: this little kid going to see Ghostbusters. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: had some good little one liners. And then as the
Speaker 1: movie went on, he I think was thinking this was
Speaker 1: like a YouTube channel. So every two seconds you'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make sense canonically, Like you're eight, what are
Speaker 1: you doing talking about the word canonically?
Speaker 2: I mean you were saying that stuff didn't make sense
Speaker 2: in Clifford. I mean, but I wasn't saying it during
Speaker 2: the movie. I waited, but this kid was talking the
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 1: And then at one point he said, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that person must be so old. They were born in
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty eight, and I was like, oh god, oh god,
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty eight. My mom was born in nineteen sixty
Speaker 1: and my dad was born in nineteen fifty nine. Are
Speaker 1: born in the forties, That's what I'm saying. So for
Speaker 1: this kid to say nineteen sixteen, I mean, you're only
Speaker 1: two years off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well what, No, I'm not you, dick. Why do
Speaker 2: you try to make me out to be older than
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: I'm not this old.
Speaker 2: I'm not this old, out of touch, decrepit dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, not at all. Seriously, Yeah no, ever, and
Speaker 1: you're a hip and what the times? Okay, I may
Speaker 1: not be hip or with the time. How are you,
Speaker 1: fellow children? But were you playing with the TikTok?
Speaker 2: I must say the working on this show for so
Speaker 2: long has kept me feeling younger. I feel like if
Speaker 2: I wasn't working here, if I was just, like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, in sanitation or something like whatever, I mean,
Speaker 2: just some other job.
Speaker 1: I applied to.
Speaker 2: Be a senate sanitation and a freaking garbage man. I listen,
Speaker 2: the pay is great, no kidding. I would have been
Speaker 2: retired by now, right, I could. I applied in eighteen
Speaker 2: to be a garbage man and couldn't even get that job.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Let me tell you something. The only bad thing
Speaker 1: about being a garbage man would be when the juice
Speaker 1: has come out of the garbage truck.
Speaker 2: Garbage juice is the worst, especially in the summer. Well,
Speaker 2: when I was a kid, if we had off from school,
Speaker 2: I would get I would hear the garbage truck coming
Speaker 2: up the block. I would get on my bike and
Speaker 2: I would follow the truck around the neighborhood. I used
Speaker 2: to like to watch them put things in the back
Speaker 2: and watch the big thing come down and crush. And
Speaker 2: every once in a while, when it was the same guys,
Speaker 2: they would let me throw something in.
Speaker 1: That's so cool, ast gone, that was the coolest thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did that every once in a while. When
Speaker 2: I would hear the fire alarm go off too, I
Speaker 2: would get on my bike. I would ride to the
Speaker 2: firehouse and I would watch the trucks leave. I wanted
Speaker 2: to be a junior fireman too, and my mom wouldn't
Speaker 2: let me. She wouldn't sign the paperwork. Yeah, so my
Speaker 2: life could be totally different. Now, I could be a
Speaker 2: firefighter and a retired sanitation worker.
Speaker 1: At the same time. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, we think about how your life would be. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd be getting a mean pension right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Seriously, Yeah, I would say, garbage man,
Speaker 1: I could do. I don't know if I could be
Speaker 1: a nurse. I sometimes think like, what would be my
Speaker 1: side job? Like dream side job? Go like, if you
Speaker 1: didn't have this job, what would it.
Speaker 2: Be a side If I didn't have this job, it
Speaker 2: wouldn't be a side job.
Speaker 1: Would what would be a range?
Speaker 2: Well, I would be working. I know this sounds stupid,
Speaker 2: but I'd be working at some sort of delivery company.
Speaker 2: I'd be working for fed X or most likely fed X,
Speaker 2: but I would I would like to be a letter
Speaker 2: carrier as well. They get great exercise.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: They also have a pretty good pension. I know that,
Speaker 2: although I think that's all messed up now. Well, shout
Speaker 2: out to Fred the mailman. I know he's a listener.
Speaker 1: Hey Fred, Yeah, Fred listens.
Speaker 2: A letter carrier, Andrew a letter carrier. A letter carrier,
Speaker 2: that's what they're called. Yeah, a letter carrier.
Speaker 1: Because what about mail women? Okay, so okay, let's go
Speaker 1: with the gender non.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying no, But they just they've called them
Speaker 2: letter carriers for years, even though they carry more than letters,
Speaker 2: that's for sure. Yeah, it's true, especially this time of year.
Speaker 1: What about USPS packages? What about it? That is the
Speaker 1: post office? Okay?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you this that makes me nuts, Like
Speaker 2: someone will bring me a box and say, hey, can
Speaker 2: you mail this out for me? If you're mailing something,
Speaker 2: that means it's going through the post office. If you're
Speaker 2: shipping something that could be anywhere, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like you can't mail something through fed X.
Speaker 1: Thank god I work on the show. It keeps me
Speaker 1: so young and in touch. Let me talk to you
Speaker 1: about the reasons why I hate when people say they
Speaker 1: want to mail a package anyway, real, real, in touch.
Speaker 2: I would like to have worked for the post Office.
Speaker 2: I think that would have been fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that. I could see that working
Speaker 1: out for you. I think I would have been a
Speaker 1: good therapist. You think, yeah, I think so. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think so. I think I'm calm enough for the most part,
Speaker 1: except for this podcast. Did I that's my fault? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: without doubt. Sure I would not take you on his patient,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I would want to do that one. Okay.
Speaker 1: Let me think what else would I want to do?
Speaker 1: Maybe like a like a crisis communications person.
Speaker 2: That would be fun to you are good under pressure,
Speaker 2: I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like things could be like burning down around you
Speaker 1: and you'd be like I got this.
Speaker 2: Just everybody go over here and you're you are good
Speaker 2: like that. I don't know whether you're faking it or
Speaker 2: if you're really like good like that and you're really
Speaker 2: like crapping your pants on the inside.
Speaker 1: But I think internally I'm panicking, but outside, if other
Speaker 1: people are panicking, then somebody has to be like the
Speaker 1: not panicker. And that is where I step in. So
Speaker 1: you put on a good show one hundred percent. A
Speaker 1: lot of times I'm just bs in it and hoping,
Speaker 1: hoping things fall into place as I go along as
Speaker 1: most people do. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, our first mailman, because it was mailman back then.
Speaker 2: His name was Buck, and I remember he used to
Speaker 2: smoke a pipe. And that's back when they were able
Speaker 2: to they were allowed to drive the truck to every house.
Speaker 2: It were like, get in the little jeep stop, get out,
Speaker 2: Get in a little jeep stop, get out.
Speaker 1: And he always had a pipe. And his name was Buck.
Speaker 1: I don't know what someone who's smoking managing my or
Speaker 1: handling my mail. It was the seventies and eighties, of
Speaker 1: course it was. That was okay. Then there was a
Speaker 1: man named Buck. How that's all I need to know
Speaker 1: that It was the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 2: I love the way that pipe smelled. Really, yeah, I
Speaker 2: do like the way the pipe smells.
Speaker 1: Hmm. Yeah, I mean I was never I never smoked
Speaker 1: out of a pipe.
Speaker 2: I remember riding my bike to the super X. Not
Speaker 2: the time when I bought the Debbie Gibson Electric youth perfume,
Speaker 2: but the time I just went and I bought a
Speaker 2: corn cob pipe. And I don't know why, because I
Speaker 2: thought it was cool to smoke a pipe. So I
Speaker 2: rode my bike and I bought a corn cob pipe
Speaker 2: and some like cherry tobacco, and it was horrendous.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like the way it smells, but I guess I
Speaker 2: don't like the way it tastes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's yeah, what's interesting, is it? I
Speaker 1: mean cigarettes are the same way. I don't know. Sometimes
Speaker 1: after you drink or something, it's like, oh, cigarette, but
Speaker 1: then you know, you taste it and you're like.
Speaker 2: H it makes me vomit at this point. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'll admit it. Back in the day in high school, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was a cool guy smoking butts with everyone on
Speaker 2: the bump, you know, But.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, none of that sounded cool. And yet again,
Speaker 1: I go back to this show keeps me young and
Speaker 1: in touch? Children? Are you smoking butts around the bump? What?
Speaker 1: I know, cigarette butts? But what's around the bump? At school?
Speaker 2: Surprisingly, at high school out back, there was a speed
Speaker 2: bump that would right at the edge of the parking
Speaker 2: lot and you were allowed to smoke at the bump
Speaker 2: because it wasn't on school property. Okay, So all the
Speaker 2: kids would gather there and school administration couldn't do anything
Speaker 2: about it. So security would stand there on the other
Speaker 2: side of the bump and they would smoke with the kids,
Speaker 2: but the kids would be on the other side of
Speaker 2: the bump, so they weren't on school property.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, that's super interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So whatever I was there, what do you do?
Speaker 1: I mean, I remember the first time I ever smoked cigarette,
Speaker 1: because I'll admitted I smoked cigarette plural.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the.
Speaker 1: First time I ever did my cousin Felipo was visiting
Speaker 1: from Italy and he smoked Marlboro Reds. And if you
Speaker 1: know anything, Marlboro Reds are like the in deep ones.
Speaker 2: No, there's deeper like. But go ahead, finish your story
Speaker 2: and then we'll get into that.
Speaker 1: Well, he offered me my first cigarette, and I had it,
Speaker 1: so thanks, Felipo, really appreciate it. Do you want to
Speaker 1: know what my first one was? What?
Speaker 2: And this is absolutely disgusting. Yeah, So my friend Jason
Speaker 2: and I we were walking for whatever reason. We walked
Speaker 2: like three four miles from my house to some farm
Speaker 2: and then back. I don't remember the logistics of it,
Speaker 2: but I just remember walking through this big, big vacant
Speaker 2: property that was all grass and whatever, and we found
Speaker 2: a half smoked cigarette like a hobo on the ground.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and we lit it and we both smoked it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's gross, and it was disgusting. That is nasty,
Speaker 2: so horrendous. Yeah, but that was that was the first time.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like kids don't smoke cigarettes now, No,
Speaker 1: they vape, yeah, which is so lame.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they vape in the bathroom and then they get
Speaker 2: in trouble because they have those new sensors.
Speaker 1: Smoking in general, it's just gross. Agree, don't do it.
Speaker 2: No, it actually it physically makes me nauseous now, Like yeah,
Speaker 2: up until probably I don't know, nineteen ninety seven or eight,
Speaker 2: when we used to do club gigs with the radio station,
Speaker 2: you know, like you could smoke inside back then that's crazy.
Speaker 2: And so when I would be working doing a club gig,
Speaker 2: you know, we'd all be smoking whatever. But a few
Speaker 2: years after that it made me sick, not like nauseous sick,
Speaker 2: but I would get a cold.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And after two or three times that, I was like,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, is that because of the cigarettes? And
Speaker 2: it was, and so then it just made me nauseous.
Speaker 2: After that, I can't even think about it because it
Speaker 2: makes me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, like you said, there's certain things that
Speaker 1: you can smoke nowadays that are legal, but I think
Speaker 1: in moderation, however, cigarettes always a no. And vaping on
Speaker 1: top of that, I have to say, I don't understand
Speaker 1: what the appeal is. You're basically just killing yourself with
Speaker 1: like fruity like nicotine. Well, that's just what the kids do,
Speaker 1: that's the new thing. Andrew, do they bring like does
Speaker 1: Cooper School have them? Are kids that young smoking them?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, I really really in middle school
Speaker 2: unless I'm an oblivious middle aged man. I mean, I
Speaker 2: just I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Well, at least I'm sure Ashley in high school they're
Speaker 1: probably I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure, I'm sure there's no doubt about it. But I
Speaker 2: remember in middle school, in eighth grade, two girls got
Speaker 2: caught smoking cigarettes and it was like the crime of
Speaker 2: the century.
Speaker 1: I'm just pictured like a Family Matters episode or like
Speaker 1: one of those old eighties special Yeah. No, totally, Becky's
Speaker 1: smoking cigarettes. Let's call her mother. Oh no, my Becky cann't.
Speaker 2: But so I used to work in a store in
Speaker 2: the even dime. Remember I told you about that story.
Speaker 2: Was that here with the credit card reader?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, what are you doing. I'm just you know,
Speaker 1: looking at my sound effects, getting a sound effect? Ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah here? Okay, great.
Speaker 2: So I used to be in charge of ordering cigarettes
Speaker 2: and candy like that was my job at thirteen years old.
Speaker 1: Yes, you have mentioned that one to me, right, Well,
Speaker 1: I talked.
Speaker 2: About all the crazy candy that I used to order.
Speaker 2: But I used to order like whacked out cigarettes that
Speaker 2: nobody would ever smoke, just because I thought it was cool.
Speaker 2: I don't know, cool being one of them with a K.
Speaker 2: There was so, I mean.
Speaker 1: There were He's the one with the camel. Huh the camel, No,
Speaker 1: that was Camel's Joe Camel. Yeah, Joe Camel was camel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just forget I said that that's cool with the
Speaker 2: K was the menthol one I do remember, but yeah,
Speaker 2: but no, So there was this old man he reminded
Speaker 2: me of the Gorton's fishermen. Used to come in every
Speaker 2: Friday and he would buy a carton of Chesterfield no filter.
Speaker 2: Oh and there were only a few brands back then
Speaker 2: that still made no filters. It was Camel and pall
Speaker 2: Mall and Chesterfield and those are the ones that we had.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's just I don't know. It was az
Speaker 2: and plus they were like a dollar fifty of pack
Speaker 2: back then, so they were very readily available. And we
Speaker 2: didn't idea anybody because I didn't even think there was
Speaker 2: an age then. Yeah, it probably was eighteen, but nobody
Speaker 2: asked whatever. I don't care, No one cared.
Speaker 1: In the eighties. It was the eighties. It was the
Speaker 1: late eighties. It was like early eight after they changed
Speaker 1: the drinking age, which that unfortunately screwed you over.
Speaker 2: No, dude, that was way before my time. Dude, I'm
Speaker 2: not that old.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying the drinking age switch screwed you over,
Speaker 1: because what you turned twenty one in nineteen ninety No,
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety one, No, dude, No, I was in high
Speaker 1: school until ninety three. Yes, it's so strange. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 2: I turned twenty one at the radio station and it
Speaker 2: was the worst twenty first birthday ever in the history
Speaker 2: of life. Why I cried driving home, Oh boy, I did,
Speaker 2: because back then that was that would have been ninety six,
Speaker 2: ninety six, August of ninety six, and I was working
Speaker 2: on the night show and then there was this show
Speaker 2: called Love Phones on, although I think that was canceled
Speaker 2: by them. Whatever it was, I worked till midnight and
Speaker 2: I turned twenty one at midnight and I just wanted
Speaker 2: to go to a bar and just use my ID
Speaker 2: to buy a beer. And nobody was around, nobody wanted
Speaker 2: to hang out. And the station was in Jersey and
Speaker 2: I lived on Long Island, and I was like, God,
Speaker 2: damn it, this sucks. And I just drove home and
Speaker 2: I literally cried. I'm like, this is so sad. This
Speaker 2: is my life. I have this cool job, and you know,
Speaker 2: I know all these cool people, but nobody wants to
Speaker 2: hang out right now because everybody hates Long Island because
Speaker 2: they all live in New Jersey. And I just drove
Speaker 2: home by myself, like I wanted to like go get
Speaker 2: a beer by myself, but then I was like, oh no,
Speaker 2: I might get a DWI.
Speaker 1: So I didn't do that, and I don't have one beer.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I was, you know, lightweight.
Speaker 2: I still am, but back then I was probably even lighter.
Speaker 2: Were you drunk after we had the Cinnamento's crunch beer?
Speaker 1: No, if I would.
Speaker 2: If I would have finished the entire one and started
Speaker 2: a second one, I would not have driven home.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's like when we go out to dinner, we'll
Speaker 2: go to dinner with the kid. Go ahead, hit the button, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to share twenty first birthday.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, it was very sad. But we'll go out
Speaker 2: for dinner. We'll go to like CPK or something, and Amy,
Speaker 2: I'll get a prosecco and I'll get a bud Light.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Cooper's like, you're drunk, and like, no, First of all,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get drunk off one beer that I
Speaker 2: had before dinner.
Speaker 1: And a white beer at that. Okay, I mean bud Like,
Speaker 1: you need to drink at least like three or four
Speaker 1: of those. Me, No, two and two and a sip.
Speaker 1: I always know when you're drunk because your cheeks get
Speaker 1: really red. Like, now it's hot in here. Have you
Speaker 1: been day drinking? No, but it's just hot. It's hot
Speaker 1: in here. No, it's really not. There's like a fan
Speaker 1: right above me. I'm cold.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, Andrew, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Oh good, good thing. You said.
Speaker 2: That's guy and we're back. Yes, we're back. Wow, that
Speaker 2: was cool and that actually worked last week. Yeah it did.
Speaker 2: I told you yeah, because the other the other serial
Speaker 2: killers that we did, it was like, all right, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, well, I'm gonna give the new Coco puffs.
Speaker 2: And then some random commercial came on.
Speaker 1: I heard one the other day. I forget what it
Speaker 1: was for. I think holiday sales. Well, your ads are again,
Speaker 1: we don't pick the ads. Speaker does it for us.
Speaker 2: That's why we should put some kind of disclaimer that
Speaker 2: we don't endorse.
Speaker 1: Well, there's the disclaimer.
Speaker 2: Okay, we don't endorse whatever commercials may or may have
Speaker 2: no idea before, during, and after the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just put him in for us. Look, you
Speaker 1: might hear one for a GMC truck, or you might
Speaker 1: hear one about uh one in Spanish about j C Pennies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, j C pennee Penny. We did this, Penny, it's
Speaker 2: just more singular.
Speaker 1: J C. Penny, Penny Pennies Penny. Yeah, you're right, j C. Penny. Right, Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Look, if you don't want to get the vaccine, I
Speaker 2: don't care. Don't blame us for the commercial that just ran.
Speaker 2: I mean I do care.
Speaker 1: I mean boosters are available if you want one. If
Speaker 1: you want one, I mean you should, but you don't
Speaker 1: have to. Yeah. Yeah, that's our disclaimer. You do what
Speaker 1: you want to do. Yeah, you do what you want
Speaker 1: to do. We just recommend maybe doing it. Just don't
Speaker 1: come around me. You can listen, just don't visit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So wow, what else, Andrew? Do you put up Christmas lights? Lights?
Speaker 1: We just put up Oh sorry, holiday lights.
Speaker 2: They are they're christ I don't care. There's nothing, thank
Speaker 2: you very much, Andrew. There's nothing offensive. I don't care.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like I always say, like, okay, so full disclosure.
Speaker 2: You know, Amy grew up with Christmas and then didn't
Speaker 2: do Christmas for a little while and then missed Christmas,
Speaker 2: and so we have a tree in the house. I
Speaker 2: grew up Jewish hankah everything. I don't care. The tree
Speaker 2: doesn't mean I love Jesus. It's simply a sign of
Speaker 2: the holidays. So we have a blast decorating the tree,
Speaker 2: which we were supposed to do but we didn't do yet.
Speaker 2: We have to put all the ornaments up. But we
Speaker 2: have three Christmas trees in the I'm sorry, we have
Speaker 2: three holiday trees in the house.
Speaker 1: Now. I love it. And whatever.
Speaker 2: Our house is very festive and I don't care it
Speaker 2: looks cool.
Speaker 1: I love it. I like it.
Speaker 2: It's it's warm and homey and welcoming, and it's you know,
Speaker 2: makes the season bright.
Speaker 1: As you say, listen, I love Christmas. It's my favorite holiday.
Speaker 1: And my favorite thing that I you know, have conned
Speaker 1: my family into doing at this point is that the
Speaker 1: day after Thanksgiving is we set up everything. And it's
Speaker 1: gotten less and less in recent years. I used to
Speaker 1: take up bags and boxes of just stuff, and now
Speaker 1: it's condensed into maybe three boxes and the tree.
Speaker 2: Do you know what it was like pulling all that
Speaker 2: stuff out of the attic. That is not fun.
Speaker 1: Oh, we keep parts in the basement. The attic would
Speaker 1: terrify me because I don't like those small stairs. But
Speaker 1: you still have to drag it up the steps. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the basement stairs are like actual stairs. We have
Speaker 1: like actual stairs, not like the rickety stairs that fold out.
Speaker 2: Hours are kind of wide. We just got a new thing, Okay.
Speaker 1: I also have to go on to this one too.
Speaker 1: What I wish that I lived in a house that
Speaker 1: had like an upstairs attic, like decorated you could live in.
Speaker 1: You know, in every single sitcom with food, always somebody
Speaker 1: that's like, ehhim up to my room and it's like
Speaker 1: they have the coolest upstairs attic bedroom. I always wanted
Speaker 1: an addic bedroom, kind.
Speaker 2: Of like in that episode of Happy Endings where that
Speaker 2: guy was living in the crawl space upstairs.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I gotta tell you. We love that show,
Speaker 2: thank You. We're going to bed when it's.
Speaker 1: Over, thank You and needs a fourth season.
Speaker 2: And Damon Wayne's junior Hello, just realized that that was him?
Speaker 1: Yes, and his dad shows up? Oh so good. I
Speaker 1: love that episode. Really is a cool show. Penny is
Speaker 1: my sister Jackie? Is she the one that you instagrammed?
Speaker 1: And she's gonna If I could get Casey Wilson on
Speaker 1: this show, I will. It would be amazing. As Casey
Speaker 1: Penny would say, I have to ask something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did she start that or was that out there
Speaker 2: before then she started it? She did, yes, because in uh,
Speaker 2: what's the other show that I'm watching? Is it in
Speaker 2: Kim's Convenience? Yeah, Shannon says a Mossing.
Speaker 1: Also, I mean, I'm sure it's like a phrase that
Speaker 1: people have used, but she said it in the show,
Speaker 1: and that's the first recollection. Did she say it first?
Speaker 1: I'm sure she did. Huh. I mean, we can look
Speaker 1: into the origins of amasing, but.
Speaker 2: I don't like it, but it's there, so whatever.
Speaker 1: But she's funny. I like her. Penny is my favorite.
Speaker 1: Penny is my sister. Like everything that she does, I'm
Speaker 1: always like, wow, that's to a t. Yeah. A Max
Speaker 1: is my favorite. Max is hysterical. It reminds me a
Speaker 1: lot of you.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, just his mannerisms and his maxisms.
Speaker 1: Yeah that yeah, yeah yeah. But I also like, I
Speaker 1: think I am also like the other one. Not that
Speaker 1: you're like boys, I'm just saying no. Brad, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think Brad. He's my favorite. Also Penny and Brad. Also Jane,
Speaker 1: I think I do have hints of a Jane stake
Speaker 1: me home tonight.
Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, I think nobody knows what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I think you're Brad. You think I'm Brad one hundred
Speaker 1: percent you are, Okay. I think you're a mix of
Speaker 1: Brad and Jane. Okay, your brain. Jane's a weirdo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's also I think, very compulsive, and I think that
Speaker 1: you are too.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows what we're talking about now, so just check
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 1: On go check out Happy Endings. It's a great show.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite fourth season. It needs to
Speaker 1: come out. I'm gonna tweet them on January first, asking
Speaker 1: if it can come to a streaming network. When did
Speaker 1: it end twenty thirteen or fourteen? Oh, that's not coming back?
Speaker 1: Do you think that? Then? Look look at the X Files.
Speaker 1: That thing was canceled for like twenty years and then
Speaker 1: came back. I never saw an episode of that. I've
Speaker 1: seen the movies. It sounds like this. It does. Yes,
Speaker 1: yes it Hi.
Speaker 2: Rupert, how come on in, come on in? What do
Speaker 2: you got packages? Oh, Danielle, don't care about that one.
Speaker 1: Who's that one for? No packages? God? Sad?
Speaker 2: It's funny, you know, when we come back from vacation
Speaker 2: because we just I'm sorry, when we come back from
Speaker 2: not being here for a week. There's always a pile
Speaker 2: of packages in here, and it's exciting, and there weren't
Speaker 2: any this time. So I think that something fishy happened
Speaker 2: because there's always packages.
Speaker 1: That someone stole your packages. It sounds like you're heavily
Speaker 1: hinting at it. Our listeners send us stuff frequently. We
Speaker 1: get cereal, we get stuff and nothing. That doctor that
Speaker 1: sends stuff all the time, always two three, four packages
Speaker 1: a week, nothing nothing this week. Maybe there was like
Speaker 1: a delay.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Do you think maybe the mailman
Speaker 2: didn't bring it? Sorry, the letter care Oh okay, I see,
Speaker 2: please use the correct terms, letter carrier.
Speaker 1: We just ordered our holiday cards. Do you do that?
Speaker 1: We still do that?
Speaker 2: We still do paper holiday cards.
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I'm by myself.
Speaker 2: You're a young, single dude. You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: But we've done it ever since. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's ever since we had kids, or if we did
Speaker 1: it before.
Speaker 2: My memory is terrible. I need some previgen, even though
Speaker 2: they say it doesn't work. I'll eat jellyfish. You know
Speaker 2: whatever is previagent jellyfish that's what they say, derived from jellyfish.
Speaker 1: I feel like octopus is what they need to be using. No,
Speaker 1: octopus are so smart. So you just cut a piece
Speaker 1: of the tentacle and put it in a pill and
Speaker 1: it makes you No, I'm asking. I'm saying they should
Speaker 1: research that for memory things.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, why don't they just cut up elephants. Why
Speaker 2: would you cut up an elephant because apparently elephants have
Speaker 2: great memories.
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, we can't do that. Those are endangered.
Speaker 1: Octopus are not, as far as I know, OCTOPI. Do
Speaker 1: you know octopus have beak? A beak? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, inside their little hole is a beak. I just
Speaker 2: remember them as the creepy crawlers that used to come
Speaker 2: in the cereal boxes. I know we can talk about
Speaker 2: cereal here.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's my podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay. I think they were called creepy crawlers. They used
Speaker 2: to come inside the cereal as a prize and you
Speaker 2: would throw it at the window and it would slowly
Speaker 2: creep down. They look like an octopus. Is it octopuses
Speaker 2: or is it octopi?
Speaker 1: I think it's octopi.
Speaker 2: Is octopi a singular? An octopus is plural?
Speaker 1: You're asking the wrong person, I know. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something they terrify me, not as much as dolphins.
Speaker 1: And I stand by that. Dolphins terrify me, like seriously, like.
Speaker 2: An octopus could kill you, and doll dolphin, No, they'll
Speaker 2: just love you to death.
Speaker 1: Okay, what that's what the dolphin propaganda machine wants you
Speaker 1: to believe. Don't they rape you? Yet? We can't say
Speaker 1: that this children are listening what they do diddling things? Okay,
Speaker 1: we can't say that because their kids in the car.
Speaker 1: Does there a little thing come out? I don't How
Speaker 1: does it work? Because you can look into it on YouTube,
Speaker 1: look up dolphin diddling. Because I gotta tell you my
Speaker 1: dog Sawyer, He'll just sit there at the back door
Speaker 1: like a doof with his ears back looking at you,
Speaker 1: and that red rocket is raging. Oh god. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm happy Jackie has Luna and it's a female dog
Speaker 1: because of feeling. If Luna were a male dog, he
Speaker 1: would get excited way too much and we'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: If it actually means Luna. I'm not sure if it
Speaker 2: actually means they're excited on a on a dog. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it could mean different things. Maybe it's like I'm hungry here,
Speaker 2: I don't know, give me a bone.
Speaker 1: Well do you know what? Okay, not to go back
Speaker 1: to octopus really quick? Wait, you need that.
Speaker 2: You need a slide whistle, a sound that goes like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, done, next time, Next time, back to octopus. Do
Speaker 1: you know they shoot out one of their arms when
Speaker 1: they want to impregnate another octopus? They can literally detach
Speaker 1: their arm and send it wait to go and pregnate somebody.
Speaker 2: Is that would impregnate them or is it just sending
Speaker 2: it out saying hey baby, and it like nulls them in.
Speaker 1: It's like they have their octopus things.
Speaker 2: Okay, what if they missed? Do they have seven more?
Speaker 1: It grows back? Huh. That's why octopus are terrifying because
Speaker 1: we'll also fascinating because they can regrowth it.
Speaker 2: There used to be these little I don't know if
Speaker 2: there were chameleons or lizards or whatever they have. In Florida,
Speaker 2: I remember going to Micco's.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was the Get Go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say it was way before Guy Go.
Speaker 2: But so I would go to my grandparents' house in Tamarack, Florida. Tamarack, Tamarack,
Speaker 2: we used to call it Fort Lauderdale. Just for fun,
Speaker 2: because no one knew what tamarack was. It's it sounds
Speaker 2: better saying Fort Lauderdale. So anyway, so we would be
Speaker 2: at their house and they had this little screened and
Speaker 2: patio and they always had these little lizards in the
Speaker 2: house or whatever the hell they were, and my grandmother
Speaker 2: would step on them like they were spiders.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: She was like, get out, and she would step on them.
Speaker 2: And I remember one time the tail came off and
Speaker 2: the tail was still wiggling and moving and the other
Speaker 2: part ran away. And I think, I think that they
Speaker 2: regrow the tail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do, so, but what.
Speaker 2: Is that that mutant tail is just like still moving around.
Speaker 1: It'll like shrivel up and die.
Speaker 2: The tail, Yeah, how does it move though? It's not
Speaker 2: it's detached from the body that has little things. Yeah,
Speaker 2: why they still is that why they say chicken without
Speaker 2: his head? Yes, the thing still runs around.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's also like humans if they always say if
Speaker 1: you get like suddenly decapitated, the eyes will blink. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: can we talk about something else. Oh, I'm sorry you
Speaker 1: have a blood phobia. It's not even that. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about this. You know, starfish are
Speaker 1: the same. What. Oh, yeah, they grow back things too,
Speaker 1: but starfish can sometimes grow too many and that terrifies me.
Speaker 2: Wait, isn't there also something in the sea that regrows
Speaker 2: because they take them and we eat them and it regrows.
Speaker 2: Hawk of Mike one is not like or is that you? Oh,
Speaker 2: we're supposed to do this. Skeary said that, so that
Speaker 2: way they don't echo.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, well whatever.
Speaker 2: I mean the last episode didn't echo. Okay, there is
Speaker 2: something in the sea that they take and we eat
Speaker 2: and they grow back. Right, they rip arms off of
Speaker 2: things or legs. There's some kind of sea creature. Is
Speaker 2: it a crab or a lobster or something?
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know lobsters? I learned this coming in
Speaker 1: with the Hot Fects today. I learned lobster's malt. That
Speaker 1: means their shell comes off. No, it means they just hard.
Speaker 1: So they're saying like lobsters can live for a super
Speaker 1: long time because it just almost like molts. It just
Speaker 1: keeps adding on.
Speaker 2: But isn't molting when you because birds molt? What a
Speaker 2: bird moltz?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, not in the same way like
Speaker 1: I'm saying, the shell like it almost like adds on
Speaker 1: to it, so it just keeps getting thicker. Yes, until
Speaker 1: we eat it or not. Because a lot of older lobsters,
Speaker 1: you don't eat them. I'm not into lobster, believe it
Speaker 1: or not. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: I like red lobster, but I'm not a lobster fan.
Speaker 2: If it's there, I'll have a bite. But I'm not
Speaker 2: ordering a lobster ever. Yeah no, no, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: a restaurant being like, you're fine, this a lobster.
Speaker 1: Please I want that one. Yeah. They do scream, right,
Speaker 1: yeah they do if they're in the tank and you
Speaker 1: just oh, I want that.
Speaker 2: I've never see I don't want to pick my own food.
Speaker 2: I could never go to like a ranch and go
Speaker 2: I'll have Bessie, you know, and then that's on the plate.
Speaker 2: Because if I if I knew the thing was running
Speaker 2: around and I saw it actually living, I would not
Speaker 2: be able to eat it.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: Sorry, not going to be a vegetarian, but I can't
Speaker 2: eat something that I see living.
Speaker 1: Well. That happened to my mom when she was in Italy.
Speaker 1: So they went to the town, the Greek Italian town,
Speaker 1: and my mom was on the farm because we have
Speaker 1: farm over there and she's playing with these bunnies and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, these are great. And one of the
Speaker 1: relatives came over to her and was like you like
Speaker 1: this one and my mom was like yeah. And then
Speaker 1: for dinner they were like there it is. That's the
Speaker 1: bunny and my mom was like what. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: can't do that. You killed it.
Speaker 2: Cannot Yeah, that's why, Like I wouldn't even be able
Speaker 2: to pick up my own Thanksgiving turkey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd feel bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't do that. I even feel bad when
Speaker 2: there's like dead animals on the side of the road.
Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, I mean unless they're deer.
Speaker 1: I despise deer, but you still shouldn't want to see
Speaker 1: them dead on the road. No, No, I mean I feel
Speaker 1: bad for the cars more than I do the deer.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's so well. You know what, I don't live
Speaker 2: in deer country.
Speaker 1: We have so many deer where we're from, and it's
Speaker 1: to the point where it's like you slow down, and
Speaker 1: yet one will still come out of nowhere and be like,
Speaker 1: oh so your core, Yes it's the car you ran
Speaker 1: right into it.
Speaker 2: Well, people will argue that we took over their land
Speaker 2: and you know they were here first and all this
Speaker 2: kind of whatever, but you know what, learn how to
Speaker 2: cross the street. Yeah, they should be more courteous. Seriously,
Speaker 2: it should be like Utopia. I mean, if there's a
Speaker 2: deer crossing sign, I mean, just I don't know, go slow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna say something, but I think that
Speaker 2: that someone else's joke, so I don't want to use
Speaker 2: it and making people think it's mine, like on the
Speaker 2: deer cross or the deer crossing sign, so something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh that that was a good one, Scott, Oh, don't
Speaker 1: do that. Oh sorry, No, Look, everyone's laughing. Okay. I
Speaker 1: love having a studio audience. Now, okay, thanks guys, thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, we're almost at fifty minutes.
Speaker 1: What else? Stop, it's not my fault. The crowd's laughing. Okay,
Speaker 1: can't you see him? Sure? What else? Buddy? What else
Speaker 1: you gotta talk about? One? Sending topics? U? No, no
Speaker 1: one sent. I think people just like listen to us.
Speaker 2: Freestat Should we read one of the reviews that came in?
Speaker 1: Oh, that would be nice. I don't have the review
Speaker 1: thing though. What's the review thing? There's a review jingle?
Speaker 1: There is serial killer?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is not serious, is not serial.
Speaker 1: Kill Technically as a show, we are both the serial killers.
Speaker 1: What oh what do you playing? Commercials? Are playing that
Speaker 1: stupid co commercial? Aha?
Speaker 2: That commercial? I love Aha the drink. It's like celter.
Speaker 2: All those selters are so good. Yeah, but I the
Speaker 2: commercial is so dumb.
Speaker 1: Know what? The best seltzers are nixy n I x
Speaker 1: I E. If you find those seltzers, buy them. I
Speaker 1: wish they would sponsor this podcast. I would talk about
Speaker 1: them in glowing reviews all the time. They have caffeinated
Speaker 1: ones that are so good. My favorite is the watermelon mint.
Speaker 1: You know, it's also really good.
Speaker 2: Spin Drift makes a good one, and they make an
Speaker 2: iced tea Seltzer, which I think is interesting.
Speaker 1: Waterloo Seltzer, the grape one. God, I love the Waterloo
Speaker 1: Grape I can't find it, Andrew, I just see all
Speaker 1: the episodes. I do you want me to just do it? No?
Speaker 1: I can just do it. Oh, here it is, It's okay,
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 2: I got it. Okay, Boomer, I found it. Youre ready?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, this one's about cereal though, I don't want
Speaker 2: to read the cereal ones, he says. I don't eat
Speaker 2: cereal but simply one of the best podcasts around. I
Speaker 2: don't eat much cereal, but I love hearing your reviews
Speaker 2: at each one. The banter between you guys, it's hilarious
Speaker 2: and I can't get enough of it. Bowl Chat was
Speaker 2: a great addition.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Look forward to it ever week and you keep me
Speaker 2: laughing the whole time. Five balls all around clink see,
Speaker 2: oh we just ended the show.
Speaker 1: Bye. Nope.
Speaker 2: I love Serial Killers and bowl Chat. I love how
Speaker 2: you guys get along. I love how silly y'all are.
Speaker 2: Just now listening to the dinner Party episode of boll Chat,
Speaker 2: I cannot stop laughing. I'm going to listen over and
Speaker 2: over again.
Speaker 1: Keep it up. Love you both. Thank you, m thank
Speaker 1: you Old Yard. Yeah, you're the best. Oh it's so nice.
Speaker 2: Love boll Chat. I'm not quite sure why I love
Speaker 2: bull Chats so much. It's probably because Scotty reminds me
Speaker 2: of my sixty five year old mother.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, I love that. Thank you. Who has
Speaker 1: hoarder tendencies? Yes? Does it still thinks that expiration dates
Speaker 1: are just excuses for people to throw out food and
Speaker 1: spend more money at grocery stores.
Speaker 2: Some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth.
Speaker 2: You literally can't make that crap up. Andrew is like
Speaker 2: all of us millennials, just trying to make sense of
Speaker 2: it all. Strum the content, keep up the good work. Well,
Speaker 2: thank you, Irish fan eighty four.
Speaker 1: That was so nice. How does it feel being called
Speaker 1: the sixty five year old mother whatever? You're so hip? Though?
Speaker 1: All right? Can we can we? I guess we can
Speaker 1: go right? Well should we do? A? Hey, guys, that's
Speaker 1: another episode of belt chet? Thanks for stabbing by? Wait?
Speaker 2: I hate what people say in the books like I
Speaker 2: hate that, like they'll big up another season in the books.
Speaker 1: No, not right a, noother belt chat in the books? No?
Speaker 1: What books? All right? Now the belt chat in the books? Stop?
Speaker 1: There's no books, all right? And then the belchick?
Speaker 2: Did you write it down? It's not in a book.
Speaker 2: You didn't, it's not it's not in the book.
Speaker 1: I hate that. It drives me nuts in the books? No,
Speaker 1: what does it mean?
Speaker 2: Even another chapter is closed? I mean, why do people
Speaker 2: say in the books it.
Speaker 1: Drives me nuts? You again, let's let's go full circle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thank god that you work here because it really
Speaker 1: has kept you young and hip. That's what. Yes, it has.
Speaker 2: People don't say in the books anymore.
Speaker 1: Nobody says in the books, and nobody mails and packag juice.
Speaker 2: Oh sick of these young whipper snappers. You absolutely can
Speaker 2: mail a package. If you do it through the post office.
Speaker 1: You have to throw it through the post office. There's
Speaker 1: there's rules for a reason. No, don't worry. We'll get
Speaker 1: you your beans and uh your corn beef for dinner soon. Sport.
Speaker 1: Is that an old band food? I don't understand. No,
Speaker 1: it isn't. Yeah, you should have said like prunes or something.
Speaker 1: Actually I don't mind prunes. Of course you don't, because
Speaker 1: you're old. Yeah I'm old. Actually. Yeah. When I heard
Speaker 1: that little kid say nineteen sixty eight was old, I did,
Speaker 1: for a second, like briefly look back and say to myself,
Speaker 1: Oh god, I am getting old. What time is it?
Speaker 1: Oh it's eleven No, don't say what don't say for
Speaker 1: reish because unless they're listening at that time, it won't
Speaker 1: make sense. It's not eleven ish. Yeah. Oh, they wanted
Speaker 1: us to do an asmr oh damn it? All right,
Speaker 1: how could we do this one? We can eat the
Speaker 1: bread again? Yeah, maybe you should cut it like close
Speaker 1: and then we'll it won't make a sound. Oh can
Speaker 1: I see the can? We should tap the can. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: I have some nuts. Okay, yeah, well it's time for
Speaker 1: some ASMR. Guys highly requested. Here we go again. Should
Speaker 1: we do this because one is yeah, no, no, we shouldn't
Speaker 1: do that. No one. I have almonds. Oh I love almonds.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I gotta get up. Okay, I might as
Speaker 1: well get the bowl wall up. We can get out
Speaker 1: of here. Oh wow, someone's a little grumpy pants today.
Speaker 1: Oh you're just throwing things and now the chair is
Speaker 1: in the view. This old old man, I'm a jerk. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well we're gonna do some ASMR for you guys. By
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Speaker 2: By the way, there was one thing from Happy Endings,
Speaker 2: because you say, you say a lot of stuff from there. Yes,
Speaker 2: and we found the first one. Which one.
Speaker 1: You go, oh, that's what Brad does? Yeah he does. Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, we gotta get them the almonds, all right,
Speaker 1: So how are we gonna eat these in your mouth?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I knew that. Just take two? All right.
Speaker 1: So this is really stupid. But people requested as Mr again,
Speaker 1: what does stand for? I don't know. Oh, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: yours is so much crunch here it is. I gotta
Speaker 1: have a bad one. I'm not gonna lie. I'll try
Speaker 1: this one. Oh oh, that's got a nice crunch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me do my last helmit. Oh that was a
Speaker 1: good one. I'm okay with the crunchy thing. But like
Speaker 1: the lip smacking sound. I don't like that at all.
Speaker 1: I don't either. Oh, your dick of cash cash, that
Speaker 1: a nice crunch. I'm gonna try my cash you now,
Speaker 1: are you ready? Mm hmm? Okay? Like are people getting
Speaker 1: wood right now? I don't understand? Like why who don't
Speaker 1: you remember I found out this conspiracy theory about them.
Speaker 1: What I it is a really whole You don't listen
Speaker 1: to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. Yeah, you know, I don't have my preverging.
Speaker 1: That's true. You don't have your jelly fish oil or
Speaker 1: whatever it is. No, people, there's like a whole subset. No, No,
Speaker 1: that was dirty counters. What the dirty counter videos that
Speaker 1: you see where people put like tons of food. Oh
Speaker 1: that's stupid. That's like a weird fetish, and so is ASMR.
Speaker 2: It's a fetish of some idiots spreading raggou on a table.
Speaker 1: Yes, why, it's a messy food fetish. Look it up.
Speaker 2: I know that people like crazy stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's one of them.
Speaker 2: They're getting the rocks off to saw some counter. I
Speaker 2: don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't either, But you know what, different strokes for
Speaker 1: different folks.
Speaker 2: Now the world don't move, like, why don't you have
Speaker 2: that in there?
Speaker 1: Well? I mean, now I will. Do you have Do
Speaker 1: you have a drum beat? I don't, but I'll put
Speaker 1: one in through them. Oh wait, just one drum. That's
Speaker 1: just one drum today. You know Cooper, she was at
Speaker 1: the old cider Mill last weekend and she conned her
Speaker 1: friend's dad into buying honeycomb, not the cereal, but you know,
Speaker 1: because she sees it on TikTok ASMR, the whole thing.
Speaker 2: So she took it out. She's like, we're gonna asmr,
Speaker 2: you know. And then she was like, because it's all
Speaker 2: it's waxy. Yes, it's very white.
Speaker 1: Like it's almost like the wax bottle candies.
Speaker 2: Yes, the car would have the juice intuf. Kids think
Speaker 2: it makes like a nice crunch down, but no it doesn't.
Speaker 2: It's gross and it's good. I love honey, It's delicious.
Speaker 2: You like to eat the wax po I.
Speaker 1: Love the honeycomb. I could eat that by itself.
Speaker 2: I'll bring it in for you. You can have it because
Speaker 2: one of my favorite We don't know what to do
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: Our friend has a I guess not a bee farm
Speaker 1: but whatever they call him with the bee hive hive,
Speaker 1: and we would harvest the honey and they would sometimes
Speaker 1: give us the fresh comb and it's so good to eat.
Speaker 2: I let her stick my finger in there. I just
Speaker 2: ticked the honey right.
Speaker 1: Off, you know, like Winnie the Pooh. Yeah in a pot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. I love honey. Yeah. Same.
Speaker 2: There are times when my throat won't be a little scratchy,
Speaker 2: and I'll just drink right from the bear.
Speaker 1: Oh god, just like the cheese.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I turned the bear right upside down and just
Speaker 2: squeeze it into my mouth. Write down the old hatch,
Speaker 2: right down the old hatches like I like honey. Yeah, same,
Speaker 2: I'm a fan. If you go to McDonald's you can
Speaker 2: get just honey packets. It's a little dipping cup.
Speaker 1: I've seen that. And you can get your chicken ugget.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Becase Cooper likes the chicken McNuggets and the honey,
Speaker 2: and I'll just get them and drink them.
Speaker 1: I love honey. Can you dray me home today? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Damn it? All right? What if I
Speaker 1: bought you some nice.
Speaker 2: Oh would you buy me burger king? Yeah, they have
Speaker 2: the chicken parm sandwich. It's back great. What's the matter
Speaker 2: with that?
Speaker 1: Well, it sounds good. Two for five? You can have one. No,
Speaker 1: I'm busy.
Speaker 2: It's kind of stupid. You get one for four ninety
Speaker 2: nine and two for five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not smart.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not smart as a consumer, as a company
Speaker 2: short because you push more stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the other thing I want to quickly mention,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I know we're running overboard on this one.
Speaker 2: By the way, I love that the Burger King logo
Speaker 2: has reverted back to the Lody logo.
Speaker 1: Love it. My favorite. One thing I will say I
Speaker 1: don't like is how all these restaurants are now doing
Speaker 1: rewards programs. Why do you not like it? I just
Speaker 1: think it's like encouraging to eat bad food. I get
Speaker 1: free fries all the time, That's what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: not good. It's only gonna lead for like people to
Speaker 1: just eat more. But if you're gonna get fries anyway
Speaker 1: and now they're free, why not. Yes, just I feel
Speaker 1: like it's encouraging bad food habits, like, oh, I should
Speaker 1: go to McDonald's because I have a free large fry
Speaker 1: I need to spend. Hey, do you think doing a
Speaker 1: sugar cereal podcast is not encouraging people to eat poorly? Well?
Speaker 1: You know that behind us. That's why we have things
Speaker 1: like Morning Crisp and other granolas.
Speaker 2: There's no cereal behind us that's any good for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah really yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The keto ones that we throw up.
Speaker 2: Right, So, the worst disgusting cereals are the only ones
Speaker 2: that are kind of okay for you, and we don't
Speaker 2: like them.
Speaker 1: My chair fell okay, Oh god, dude, would you please? No,
Speaker 1: I'm really serious right now, so just push.
Speaker 2: The thing and come back up. No, but it fell,
Speaker 2: all right, I think it's time to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, hold on? Uh.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to this episode of bowl Chat,
Speaker 2: the sister podcast to Serial Killers. That's the podcast that
Speaker 2: started at all where we talk about cereal and we
Speaker 2: think inside the.
Speaker 1: Box, and this is the one that we just talk
Speaker 1: about things. So thank you for listening to us talk
Speaker 1: about things.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what another cool Holidy gift would be?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Serial Killers t shirt? Still a few left in
Speaker 1: the shop serial killerspc dot com.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, we just sold one. And I promised
Speaker 2: I would say hi? Okay, can can I just say
Speaker 2: hi real quick?
Speaker 1: I want to play this one sound effect that I
Speaker 1: also added, go ahead, that's like from nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's Nelson. I know who it is.
Speaker 2: Lisa in Comac Long Island. Thank you for purchasing a
Speaker 2: medium serial Killers T shirt? Yay, medium, thank you. I
Speaker 2: wonder if it's a gift for somebody and I just
Speaker 2: ruined it. Yeah, but there's lots of There are a
Speaker 2: lot of Lisa's in Comak. Well, trust me, twenty twenty two,
Speaker 2: we're gonna do more merch. The people would want it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we should.
Speaker 2: Have had like Christmas ornaments, agreed, because I saw those freakin' Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Boys and Carla Mariray and Anthony. Yeah, Carla Marie, that Carla, Yeah, seriously,
Speaker 1: that old Carla. She has vibrators. Yeah that Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: like the Carla vibrator. Yeah, that's so messed up. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I guess maybe.
Speaker 2: We could make like the Andrew and Scotti flashlight. Oh boy,
Speaker 2: all right, and with that said, oh not that just
Speaker 2: hit the thing.
Speaker 1: That's another bullshat in the books for you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. We talked about a
Speaker 1: lot of fun stuff today, don't you think so? Scat
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Speaker 1: you can go pick up one of these cool wax
Speaker 1: cabin Candles or Serial Killers t shirt for a limited
Speaker 1: time only. Yeah, this is a really long one. This
Speaker 1: could be a record.
Speaker 2: What is it before you turn the music off and
Speaker 2: look back at the screen, what does it say?
Speaker 1: Wow? We're over an hour. Wow, it's our first hour
Speaker 1: long episode. Are you sure? Yes? Okay, We've never done
Speaker 1: an hour long episode. Also, we're getting the spoonies ready,
Speaker 1: so be prepared, folks. Wait, what are the spoonies? Andrew?
Speaker 2: I don't know because I'm not listening for Cereal right now?
Speaker 2: What's a spoony?
Speaker 1: Well on our serial podcast that you can listen to
Speaker 1: every Monday, we're doing our award show. We had to
Speaker 1: take off last year because of COVID. You know, the
Speaker 1: theaters were closed. We were trying to get the staples sorry,
Speaker 1: the Crypto dot com arena and you know it just
Speaker 1: was closed because of COVID. But it's our Serial Award
Speaker 1: show where we're gonna award the best serial, the worst serial,
Speaker 1: the listener's choice, all these fun categories. The nominees are
Speaker 1: coming soon. Damn it.
Speaker 2: I just lost a sneeze. That is the worst feeling ever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was coming, and then you wouldn't shut up so
Speaker 2: I lost it.
Speaker 1: You shit it.
Speaker 2: Let's go, Andrew, we'll have it. Well, enjoy the rest
Speaker 2: of your week, because yes, we'll see you on Monday
Speaker 2: with an all new serial Killers. Then another one of
Speaker 2: these stupid bull chats on wend.
Speaker 1: These stupid bull chats where I could talk for an hour,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna poopooh on it because I'm sket all right.
Speaker 2: Take care, we gotta go. Say clink Andrew, clink clink Yay.
Speaker 2: Now let's see if it recorded, it better have I'm
Speaker 2: not even kidding.
Speaker 1: I would be so mad at you.
Speaker 2: Remember the one that we did with the honey and
Speaker 2: the bees under my steps and it never recorded and
Speaker 2: I would not replicate it.
Speaker 1: Remember hook by fingers us by yo hmm okay,