WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Butts by the Bump

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<v Speaker 1>We're recording. Is the video recording it is?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I inhaled the match smoke soulfa from the match.

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<v Speaker 2>I lit the candle and when you know, when the

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<v Speaker 2>when you blow the match out and that stuff comes out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's in my throat. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>If this wire gets caught in that fire, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna be great. Can you start it? It started? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the thing? Hold? Please? Let me just hold please.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another exciting episode. Uh what exciting? Come? I

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<v Speaker 1>do it with you? Ready? Ready? Did you do it?

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<v Speaker 1>What again?

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<v Speaker 2>The regular board we use is there right there.

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<v Speaker 1>But everybody who we said last week when we did

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<v Speaker 1>our discussing dinner party, do you like this set up?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's like, oh my god, I love this setup. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so we thought we'd do it again.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but it's okay, And you're like, I don't anything

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<v Speaker 2>on the table.

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<v Speaker 1>It's messy.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at this, but your dumb cup is there and

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<v Speaker 2>there's nothing in it and it's not even sponsored. If

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<v Speaker 2>it's oh my top popped, yeah, well it's empty. If

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<v Speaker 2>this was American Idol, you know, we could have cups

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<v Speaker 2>that say, you know, wax Cabin Candle company, but instead

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<v Speaker 2>we will.

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<v Speaker 1>Just talk about wax cabin candles here right off the bat. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>look at that Peppermind Cocoa crunch or Frosty Snowballs still

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you will, Yay, So buy them for the holidays.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy them, get the gift set. We have them all

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<v Speaker 1>over the house. Yeah, we really do.

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<v Speaker 2>I like my Frosty snowballs because I still have the

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<v Speaker 2>ones that were like the test ones, the smells that

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<v Speaker 2>we weren't sure if we wanted. So I have those

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<v Speaker 2>all over the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Great. Mm hm. Did you like how I loaded a

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas THEA? So I don't like this thing? Like the

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<v Speaker 1>tables are turned here.

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<v Speaker 2>So now you're pushing all these things, and I have

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<v Speaker 2>a feeling that pretty soon there's gonna be something that

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<v Speaker 2>goes like when I'm talking no or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you that to you. Oh okay, never never

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<v Speaker 1>never never. All right, So what's going on, Andy? Not much?

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<v Speaker 1>How was your Thanksgiving? It was great? It was really

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<v Speaker 1>really good. Nice. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a few things we didn't get to last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Food wise.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it was the disgusting dinner party. Some of

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<v Speaker 2>the things were actually pretty good. I enjoyed the ravioli.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved the ambrosia, you know. But one of the

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<v Speaker 2>things that we said we were going to eat that

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<v Speaker 2>I ordered never came.

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<v Speaker 1>A bread can. Yes, yes, Oh, that sounds like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a right answer. Did you hear that one? That one's

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<v Speaker 1>a weak ding? I wasn't sure about it. Okay, do

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<v Speaker 1>you like that ding? I'm not a huge fan of it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought you were gonna say it's a sexual innuendo.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a sexual innuendo. Well that was a

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<v Speaker 1>good button for that, this one. Yeah, yeah, see bread

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<v Speaker 1>and a can? Okay, I just like pressing these buttons.

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<v Speaker 1>I have some other good ones. Okay, all right, don't

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<v Speaker 1>waste them all? Now you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so here's a Oh what the hell is in this?

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<v Speaker 2>It's B and M the bean company. They make the

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<v Speaker 2>baked beans, and they make lots of other products too,

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<v Speaker 2>but just not under the B and M name. They

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<v Speaker 2>make pickles and all kinds of stuff. I need to

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<v Speaker 2>see this matter raisin. Yeah, I got the raisin one

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<v Speaker 2>raisin bread. First of all, I don't understand. This is

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<v Speaker 2>a foreign concept to me. Just get bread in a bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Why in a can? Did you bring a can opener?

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<v Speaker 2>I did, Amy reminded me. She texted me this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. What's interesting about this is

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<v Speaker 1>that is that steam that's supposed to be coming off

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<v Speaker 1>of this it looks like it. It looked. It looks

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<v Speaker 1>like the logo is yeah, it's brick oven. Come huh,

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<v Speaker 1>here's my cand open. Do you know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize that. See my house, we don't have

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<v Speaker 2>an electric can opener. I don't either, really. Yeah, Amy

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<v Speaker 2>said that's the norm, and I was like, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I grew up with an electric can opener. I

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<v Speaker 2>just assumed that everybody had an electric can opener.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I don't have one. I like the old

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<v Speaker 1>fashioned do it yourself twist off.

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<v Speaker 2>We just cleaned the top. Don't know where it's been.

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<v Speaker 2>Might have been some rats on it in the warehouse

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<v Speaker 2>there at Amazon.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why my mom always says, you use a straw

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<v Speaker 1>when you drink soda out of the candy. Let's see

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<v Speaker 1>what this sounds like. Oh oh that was nice. Oh bully, this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the strangest thing to like, are you supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>heat it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Well, what's Oh boy, look at that. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a turd. It's a turd in a can. Hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't smell bad directions remove both ends of can. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>because the air has to it won't come out heating

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<v Speaker 1>serving suggestions. You could toast it or microwave it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is good until January of twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like maybe you should heat it up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just eat it. I feel like maybe you should

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<v Speaker 1>heat it up. That's all right. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>it's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's just fine. It says it doesn't have

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<v Speaker 2>to be that's a serving suggestion.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's a serving suggestion, just like Vienna sausages. That's right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't suggested. That was probably the right thing to

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<v Speaker 1>do all the way. This is a bonus. You weren't.

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<v Speaker 2>I can just see us eat more garbage in this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it has the can marks on it. Oh, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you got it all over the board.

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<v Speaker 1>It smells. I actually don't mind the smell kind of sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Smells like sourdough raisins. Yeah, I love sour dough. That's

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<v Speaker 1>can you can you can we not? Can we not

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<v Speaker 1>do it that way? What if we do it like

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<v Speaker 1>a gentle burp? Okay, why aren't you putting it over

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<v Speaker 1>a place? I if you what do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>come out? Can I can? I it's not gonna it's

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna pop out. This is so foul. You got

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<v Speaker 1>it on the board. This you did. There's grease stains.

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<v Speaker 1>Just blow it that. You blew your bread on it. God,

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<v Speaker 1>this is heavy. Wait you know what it sounded like

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<v Speaker 1>when it came out of the can. Oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was going to be I thought that

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna be the boying sound. I forgot to that

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<v Speaker 1>would totally be worked there. Okay, I'll just pretend to

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<v Speaker 1>do it boying. All right. There's crumbs all over this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is like the sweet brown bed from cheesecake factory.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I love that bread. Okay, top breads Uh? Out

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<v Speaker 1>Back to me is better than cheesecake factory. Controversial, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's true. We did this. We did this. We did

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say out back was better, Yeah you did.

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<v Speaker 2>You said it was awesome with the butter and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it really is that in a bloomin onion

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, here we go. I know I'm gonna like this,

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<v Speaker 1>so there's really nothing elie. Yeah, I know I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to bread. I've been a bread I don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just don't understand the whole can thing. Cheers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of tastes like. I don't understand it. You

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<v Speaker 1>put a bunch of toast in a can and then

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<v Speaker 1>closed it. Why would someone do that? Though I just gleaked.

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<v Speaker 1>I gleaked. I'm on the board. No, I gleaked on

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<v Speaker 1>the bread. Yeah, well I'm not having any more. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's to you and strange consistency. I don't understand why

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<v Speaker 1>they do this. I really don't mind who said let's

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<v Speaker 1>put bread in a can? Clearly b and m all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're in Jersey. I kind of toy. You're

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<v Speaker 1>really not that bad. I would eat this' agam.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, they're Portland main hmmm, water, whole wheat, flour, molasses, dextros,

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<v Speaker 2>whole grain, rye flour, raisins way. There's really not much

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<v Speaker 2>in here, baking soda, buttermilk, salt, corn oil.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's it. I don't mind it, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's okay. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to do with a second can. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna be like a bread and a can person.

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<v Speaker 1>We really need to wash this down with what. It's

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<v Speaker 1>very dry with what? Yeah, you're like, I hope it's

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<v Speaker 1>not sardine juice. I would never do that. You put

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<v Speaker 1>cheese in a can. I've never had eggnog before ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate. I just had a conversation with people how

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<v Speaker 1>much I hate eggnog. I've never ever had it. I

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<v Speaker 1>despise eggnog. A vomit sound. No, I didn't upload a

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<v Speaker 1>vomit sound. Ugh, I hate this smells like like bubble gum.

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<v Speaker 1>For a second, I thought we were gonna drink heavy cream,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like worried. Oh no, look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry for the eggnog glovers because I do know

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<v Speaker 1>that they are. That is that is a group.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you might need a piece of plastic for

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<v Speaker 2>this board, because I feel like I might spit this

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<v Speaker 2>up because it smells like bubble gum. It smells like

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<v Speaker 2>the awful fluoride that some dentists will use. They sneak

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<v Speaker 2>attack you, okay, and like, what flavor do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>But when they don't ask what flavor you want and

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<v Speaker 2>they use bubble gum and I vomit.

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<v Speaker 1>But that happened when I was When you were a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>they used to do the duck bill. I hated the

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<v Speaker 1>duck bill so much. Yes, and it would and they

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<v Speaker 1>would say, oh, it's bubble gum flavor. In what world

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<v Speaker 1>was that bubble gum?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking about it and making bubble gum's making me nauseous.

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<v Speaker 2>That chewing that foam thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and ugh the floor, No, you're ready, let's try

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<v Speaker 1>bottoms up andy here. Thanks Turkey Hill. It's not terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>I may take back what I said about egnog. If

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<v Speaker 1>Turkey Hill's making it, it's it's stratten.

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<v Speaker 2>Will I drink this again? The answer is no, No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a weird consistency. I don't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus, I feel like when you see people drinking eggnog,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, there's like a bowl of it, right, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>take it with the spill.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And they're wearing a Christmas sweater and there's a mistletoe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, creepy guys trying to make out with some younger girl. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know what, I'll make it all better.

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<v Speaker 1>With what I said, with what I was over at

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<v Speaker 1>our friend Stu Leonards. Yes, okay, good, okay, Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>tastes like bubble gum is in after flavor. It's gross.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know every season they make the special milks.

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<v Speaker 2>So Christmas cookie milk Andrew is back in stores. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>this is delicious. You don't have to smell it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just awesome. It's full of sugar and it's just milk

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<v Speaker 2>that tastes like sugar cookies.

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually I saw your picture that you uploaded, yea,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was thinking, I really hope he gets My

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<v Speaker 1>favorite is the bunny milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bunny milk is great, chocolate bunny milk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good. Yeah it is. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad this isn't like gingerbread or pumpkin or something.

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<v Speaker 1>This is great. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have a Stu Leonard's near you, New York,

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<v Speaker 2>New Jersey, Connecticut. This is not an adult though. They

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<v Speaker 2>should be sponsoring this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Stu one of these days.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Stu, where do you put your Christmas tree?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi? Put it right in the center of the house. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's wherever his wife Kim tells you wherever. My wife

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<v Speaker 1>Kim tells me, you only get that joke if you

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<v Speaker 1>live in the tri State. Yeah. Anyway, this is good stuff. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's it, right, that's all. No other snacks, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I have nothing else. That's it. God bless? What was

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<v Speaker 1>that thing? Oh, you crossed yourself? Is that a job?

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<v Speaker 1>Bless's a Jesus thing? Yeah, Father's son, holy Spirit. Father

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<v Speaker 1>is God and Jesus is the Son. Yes, who's the

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<v Speaker 1>Holy Spirit? Mary? I think I went to Catholic school,

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<v Speaker 1>and I still can't really tell you you. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not the best at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone's gonna yell at me because it was probably like

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<v Speaker 2>sacrilegious to say Mary's a holy Spirit.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I mean she gave birth to the virgin child.

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<v Speaker 1>I old do we can't do religion, which she was

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<v Speaker 1>the virgin mother who gave birth to.

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<v Speaker 2>It, because neither of us know anything about it. And

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<v Speaker 2>I know noahs arc as animals? Yeah, two of each,

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<v Speaker 2>two of each, right, two of each? Should they can procreate?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that the whole thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? All right? And then they did. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was forty days on the ocean or something. Okay, not

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<v Speaker 1>like on the ocean. That sounds like it was a

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<v Speaker 1>cruise liner. What are you gagging the eggnog? Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Does it all taste like this or is it brand specific?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's brand specific because there's alcoholic egnog. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I know that.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you open a cart and of one from

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<v Speaker 2>like hood, is it gonna taste the same?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it like milk?

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<v Speaker 2>Because all one percent milk, no matter what company makes

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<v Speaker 2>it all taste the same. Should we do an eggnog

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<v Speaker 2>like No, I don't think I can. I don't really

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<v Speaker 2>think I can do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. I've been seeing a lot of like challenges on

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube that I feel like we should start getting into,

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<v Speaker 1>like Oh, what's better this one or this one?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what we're reducing ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>To think, So that's what we're gonna be able to do,

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<v Speaker 1>like challenge days, like challenge Fridays.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I have to tell you because I

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<v Speaker 2>brought this up before and it finally happened. My friend Doug,

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<v Speaker 2>who has never listened to our podcast before. I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>we do a podcast about cereal. It's called Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, Oh, that's really interesting. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>check it out one day. So then he texted me

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<v Speaker 2>over the weekend. He's like, made it to the forty

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<v Speaker 2>four minute mark, and I was like, what oh. In

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<v Speaker 2>the last episode of bowl Chat, we said, if you

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<v Speaker 2>make it to the forty four minute mark and you're

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<v Speaker 2>still listening, let us know.

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<v Speaker 1>So he let me know.

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<v Speaker 2>So the first episode of anything ever that he listened

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<v Speaker 2>to was The Disgusting Dinner Party. So he came to

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<v Speaker 2>listen to Cereal Chat and he heard nothing serial related whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>So that is my fear.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my fear when we started this whole bowl

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<v Speaker 2>Chat thing that somebody coming to Serial Killers for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time to hear about fruit loops is going to

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<v Speaker 2>hear about you know, Kim's convenience on Netflix.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, again, it's clearly marked bull Chat.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't mean anything to somebody that doesn't know what

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro. So the episodes that are don't have any think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a bowl Chat and things about Tesla's How.

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<v Speaker 2>Would how would a brand new listener know what that means?

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<v Speaker 1>They won't know, they don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should start off every boll Chat episode saying, Hey, everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to bull Chat. It's the sister podcast to Serial Killers,

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast where we talk about Cereal and Think Inside

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<v Speaker 2>the Box. Those are new on Mondays.

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<v Speaker 1>This this one when we talk about whatever comes out

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<v Speaker 1>on Wednesday, So don't be confused if you're looking for

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal talk come back on Monday. What is all this stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>The sound effects they loaded? You know what? I did

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<v Speaker 1>you a favor?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let that keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>I cut it short. Where'd you get that from? Again?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I now have access to do all this, I

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<v Speaker 1>can do it myself.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the right theme song time. I know, because

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<v Speaker 2>you know nothing about it, you probably would have taken

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<v Speaker 2>season one, which is not real.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew the exact part that you always started at,

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<v Speaker 1>so I found it in the episode, in the intro thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I cut it just to that. Oh wait, yes, Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>I am competent.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of cut and Kim's Convenience, I have to tell

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<v Speaker 2>you so, I am Amy and I are in love

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<v Speaker 2>with the show. It is spectacular. It started in like

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<v Speaker 2>twenty seventeen or something like that. There's five seasons of it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on Netflix. It's about this Korean family that owns

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<v Speaker 2>a convenience store and they live above it, and the

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing, the Shenanigans, everything. It's actually kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>warm store, you know, heartfelt kind of thing too at times.

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<v Speaker 2>But so in the last episode that I watched and

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<v Speaker 2>I talked about this a couple of bowl chats ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when we argued about the sweatshirt and the shorts

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<v Speaker 2>and whatnot, and you can't wear.

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<v Speaker 1>Long sleeves sweatshirt with whatever. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So in this last episode we watched, he thinks that

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<v Speaker 2>he invented and he called them ports. They were pants

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<v Speaker 2>that turned into shorts and went back into pants, like

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<v Speaker 2>the leg would unzip and come off and they became shorts. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I just touched your knee. Yeah that was you grote

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<v Speaker 2>me under the table. Well, I doing the unzipp thing

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<v Speaker 2>on my leg. I don't know why because you can't see.

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<v Speaker 2>But so obviously other people have thought about this before.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is it not a thing because you don't need

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<v Speaker 2>zip pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Zip pants are for guidos and like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>people that are like strippers.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're out to No, those are breakaway pants if

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<v Speaker 2>you're outside and it's hot and you're like, oh the eggnog.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I'm not. I mean, I'm just drinking my Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>milk and mine in my business. I chugged my milk,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're outside and it's hot and you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't take my pants off, but you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I could take my legs off. Wouldn't that be just

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<v Speaker 2>great to be able to do?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I never I've never been in a situation truly

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<v Speaker 1>where I've said to myself, God, it's hot. Ooh, I

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<v Speaker 1>wish I could just make these pants shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>There are plenty of times where I'll be wearing jeans

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<v Speaker 2>outside and it gets hot, and I'm like, oh god

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<v Speaker 2>it why didn't I wear shorts today?

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<v Speaker 1>But why would you not just check the weather forecast?

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<v Speaker 2>We come to work at four o'clock in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew it's cold and it warms up as the day progressed,

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<v Speaker 2>So you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What you wear, Like what you're doing now? A jacket?

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<v Speaker 1>We already did this. What's underneath it?

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<v Speaker 2>Short sleeve shirt? We did this already? Wait, we did it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care just because I have a I have

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<v Speaker 2>a noise.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't even make any sense in this situation. Yes

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<v Speaker 1>it does. That's the digging noise, because oh wow, it's

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<v Speaker 1>I was right. That's kind of like an idea light

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<v Speaker 1>bulb is what that I don't have. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, where do you get them from? By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you put them in here? Do you have

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<v Speaker 2>to search the web and find them?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I just go on YouTube and find a noise

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<v Speaker 1>and then I just rip it. Okay, right there, I

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<v Speaker 1>got it. And it's that easy.

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<v Speaker 2>So last night I finally realized that I'm middle aged.

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<v Speaker 1>When why? How Well, first of.

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<v Speaker 2>All, technically middle age. You hit middle age when you

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<v Speaker 2>think you've lived half your life. Huh, that's middle age. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that's the middle of the life span you have.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm forty six, so I figure I'll live till

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<v Speaker 2>ninety two. Okay, right, If I lived till ninety two,

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<v Speaker 2>i'm middle aged right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, according to like the CDC and like other

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<v Speaker 1>health statistics, usually men live to be about seventy eight. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's going up a little bit, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>actually gone down.

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<v Speaker 2>So people are acting differently and they're doing better things

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<v Speaker 2>for their body than they did, say, you know in

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<v Speaker 2>the twenties when they smoked seventeen packs of Chesterfield a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right. Now they're just drinking microplastics out of

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<v Speaker 1>an eggnog and Christmas milk. It's way healthier.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean because I'm drinking little plastic balls

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<v Speaker 2>and they're growing in my belly.

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<v Speaker 1>Well there's that, And there's also just the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably just drinking lard milk and eating bread out

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<v Speaker 1>of a can. So it's not like we're the epitome

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<v Speaker 1>of health right now. So food products have become less

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<v Speaker 1>and less pure over the years. Is that what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just loaded with sugars.

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<v Speaker 2>Well they always were, Now they're just artificial sugars that

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<v Speaker 2>are really bad for you.

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<v Speaker 1>And there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so that's why we're dying younger.

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<v Speaker 1>Well there's that. I mean there was also like a

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic that brought down the age a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I get that, but I feel like I'll

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<v Speaker 2>live till my grandfather lived into his nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, it also depends on genetics. Like our family,

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<v Speaker 1>my dad's side, the ones that live in Italy, even

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<v Speaker 1>though the Greek there was a woman who lived in

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<v Speaker 1>the town who lived like over one hundred So my

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<v Speaker 1>dad's side is good with that, my mom's side not

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<v Speaker 1>so good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I don't know about my mom's side because my

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<v Speaker 2>mom's father died like in a car wreck when she

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<v Speaker 2>was like nine, so I don't know how long he

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<v Speaker 2>would have lived to be. But you know, I've got

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<v Speaker 2>the longevity on my dad's side, so we'll see fingers crossed.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, my dad's dad was bald by the time

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<v Speaker 2>he was like thirty, So I guess I get the

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<v Speaker 2>hair from the other side, right, you get the hair

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<v Speaker 2>from them from your mom's side. Is that how that works?

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<v Speaker 2>I think where it skips a j I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>just luck of the draw. I really do luck of

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<v Speaker 2>the draw. Yeah, you get what you get. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>get upset, Okay, Yeah, just like you tell your kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, see yeah, just like you tell your kids. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>What else to go? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so okay, so middle aged? Right, so last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on one second, Oh you have a phone call?

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<v Speaker 1>No what, I just need to make sure this recording.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh holy if it didn't, I'm not doing it again.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to you, I'm not doing it again with

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<v Speaker 2>this stupid thing. We have the regular thing right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, no, no, we could keep going because it's on green.

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? It means that these are green.

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<v Speaker 1>We're good. I don't what does that green mean? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're good. We're green.

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<v Speaker 2>It says are EC, which stands record and that's red. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and the time is going up. Yeah, and these are

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<v Speaker 2>green now. But they weren't before.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't press them, but the mic things were reading,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's that's a good sign. So this could be

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<v Speaker 1>half a podcast, half a point. Yeah, yeah, I will

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<v Speaker 1>kill you. But just in case, why don't we just

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<v Speaker 1>welcome everybody to another episode out?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, stop it, I'm not doing it again. If

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't dude, you and this thing, you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I have this great the roadcaster I only spend five

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars on mine was always going is this me

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<v Speaker 2>this one?

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<v Speaker 1>This reads it? But these things are green now, so

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<v Speaker 1>this was just let me see. Yeah, okay, good keep talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so before they were getting you were getting levels

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<v Speaker 2>on this side.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what is it? Andrew? Oh my god? It was recording.

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<v Speaker 1>We're good. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, so last night Amy and I took Cooper to

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<v Speaker 2>see Harry styles of the new Ubs arena, Beautiful by

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<v Speaker 2>the Way, where the Islanders play. They haven't won a

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<v Speaker 2>game there yet, but this was the very first concert there,

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<v Speaker 2>so it was kind of cool. It was like the

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<v Speaker 2>inaugural concert for this venue and we were there, so

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<v Speaker 2>that was super cool. But I mean, Harry Styles, the fan.

0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Base skew is a bit younger, yeah, and a bit

0:20:12.040 --> 0:20:14.800
<v Speaker 1>more female one direction, I mean yeah.

0:20:14.840 --> 0:20:18.320
<v Speaker 2>So, I mean it was an arena sold out probably

0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:21.120
<v Speaker 2>ninety eight percent female.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>And most of those females were under the age of

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<v Speaker 2>probably eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. So first of all, it was a creeper's paradise.

0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:30.400
<v Speaker 1>I can imagine.

0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:32.800
<v Speaker 2>As Amy and I walked around the rotunda, there was like,

0:20:33.240 --> 0:20:34.800
<v Speaker 2>every once in a while you'd see some.

0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:37.639
<v Speaker 1>Can I just say how much I love the word rotunda?

0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:39.640
<v Speaker 1>What do you call it? Retunda?

0:20:40.480 --> 0:20:42.880
<v Speaker 2>What do you call it? It's the thing, the lab

0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:45.880
<v Speaker 2>of it, retunda. Okay, So we were walking around. Every

0:20:45.880 --> 0:20:47.320
<v Speaker 2>once in a while, we would look at each other

0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:49.239
<v Speaker 2>because there'd be like some fifty to fifty five year

0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:53.160
<v Speaker 2>old guy in like a Hawaiian shirt by himself. Don't

0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:55.240
<v Speaker 2>feel bad for him, dude, he's there creeping on these

0:20:55.359 --> 0:20:59.080
<v Speaker 2>young girls. And my other daughter there, sir, My other

0:20:59.160 --> 0:21:00.920
<v Speaker 2>daughter actually was there with her friends. I'm like, wait

0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:02.679
<v Speaker 2>a minute, there are like older dudes that are like

0:21:02.720 --> 0:21:04.480
<v Speaker 2>creeping looking at my kid.

0:21:04.920 --> 0:21:07.280
<v Speaker 1>But you know that's neither here nor there. I'm just

0:21:07.359 --> 0:21:11.320
<v Speaker 1>saying that being in that environment, but it made me

0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:14.040
<v Speaker 1>feel like maybe I'm a little bit older. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>will say. I saw Ghostbusters a couple of weeks ago, yeah,

0:21:18.880 --> 0:21:21.719
<v Speaker 1>two weeks ago, and the kids sitting next to me.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I was annoyed at first. He was funny,

0:21:26.760 --> 0:21:29.199
<v Speaker 1>this little kid going to see Ghostbusters. Yeah, and he

0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:31.080
<v Speaker 1>had some good little one liners. And then as the

0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:33.320
<v Speaker 1>movie went on, he I think was thinking this was

0:21:33.320 --> 0:21:35.720
<v Speaker 1>like a YouTube channel. So every two seconds you'd be like, well,

0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:38.359
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't make sense canonically, Like you're eight, what are

0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:39.960
<v Speaker 1>you doing talking about the word canonically?

0:21:40.160 --> 0:21:42.120
<v Speaker 2>I mean you were saying that stuff didn't make sense

0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:44.359
<v Speaker 2>in Clifford. I mean, but I wasn't saying it during

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<v Speaker 2>the movie. I waited, but this kid was talking the

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<v Speaker 2>whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>And then at one point he said, Oh my god,

0:21:50.400 --> 0:21:52.320
<v Speaker 1>that person must be so old. They were born in

0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:55.680
<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty eight, and I was like, oh god, oh god,

0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:57.960
<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty eight. My mom was born in nineteen sixty

0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:00.199
<v Speaker 1>and my dad was born in nineteen fifty nine. Are

0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:02.280
<v Speaker 1>born in the forties, That's what I'm saying. So for

0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:04.400
<v Speaker 1>this kid to say nineteen sixteen, I mean, you're only

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<v Speaker 1>two years off.

0:22:06.320 --> 0:22:10.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well what, No, I'm not you, dick. Why do

0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:12.240
<v Speaker 2>you try to make me out to be older than

0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I am.

0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:13.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not this old.

0:22:13.880 --> 0:22:16.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm not this old, out of touch, decrepit dude.

0:22:16.240 --> 0:22:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, no, not at all. Seriously, Yeah no, ever, and

0:22:20.160 --> 0:22:22.080
<v Speaker 1>you're a hip and what the times? Okay, I may

0:22:22.119 --> 0:22:23.720
<v Speaker 1>not be hip or with the time. How are you,

0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:26.440
<v Speaker 1>fellow children? But were you playing with the TikTok?

0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:29.879
<v Speaker 2>I must say the working on this show for so

0:22:30.040 --> 0:22:33.159
<v Speaker 2>long has kept me feeling younger. I feel like if

0:22:33.240 --> 0:22:34.720
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't working here, if I was just, like, I

0:22:34.720 --> 0:22:38.520
<v Speaker 2>don't know, in sanitation or something like whatever, I mean,

0:22:38.600 --> 0:22:39.280
<v Speaker 2>just some other job.

0:22:39.359 --> 0:22:39.960
<v Speaker 1>I applied to.

0:22:39.960 --> 0:22:45.919
<v Speaker 2>Be a senate sanitation and a freaking garbage man. I listen,

0:22:46.119 --> 0:22:47.879
<v Speaker 2>the pay is great, no kidding. I would have been

0:22:47.920 --> 0:22:51.000
<v Speaker 2>retired by now, right, I could. I applied in eighteen

0:22:51.040 --> 0:22:53.160
<v Speaker 2>to be a garbage man and couldn't even get that job.

0:22:53.240 --> 0:22:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Let me tell you something. The only bad thing

0:22:55.600 --> 0:22:58.840
<v Speaker 1>about being a garbage man would be when the juice

0:22:58.800 --> 0:22:59.960
<v Speaker 1>has come out of the garbage truck.

0:23:00.000 --> 0:23:02.720
<v Speaker 2>Garbage juice is the worst, especially in the summer. Well,

0:23:03.320 --> 0:23:05.800
<v Speaker 2>when I was a kid, if we had off from school,

0:23:06.840 --> 0:23:09.080
<v Speaker 2>I would get I would hear the garbage truck coming

0:23:09.119 --> 0:23:11.399
<v Speaker 2>up the block. I would get on my bike and

0:23:11.440 --> 0:23:13.879
<v Speaker 2>I would follow the truck around the neighborhood. I used

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<v Speaker 2>to like to watch them put things in the back

0:23:15.920 --> 0:23:18.199
<v Speaker 2>and watch the big thing come down and crush. And

0:23:18.480 --> 0:23:20.560
<v Speaker 2>every once in a while, when it was the same guys,

0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:22.120
<v Speaker 2>they would let me throw something in.

0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:24.760
<v Speaker 1>That's so cool, ast gone, that was the coolest thing.

0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:26.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did that every once in a while. When

0:23:26.960 --> 0:23:28.480
<v Speaker 2>I would hear the fire alarm go off too, I

0:23:28.480 --> 0:23:30.280
<v Speaker 2>would get on my bike. I would ride to the

0:23:30.320 --> 0:23:32.880
<v Speaker 2>firehouse and I would watch the trucks leave. I wanted

0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:34.679
<v Speaker 2>to be a junior fireman too, and my mom wouldn't

0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:37.639
<v Speaker 2>let me. She wouldn't sign the paperwork. Yeah, so my

0:23:37.720 --> 0:23:39.399
<v Speaker 2>life could be totally different. Now, I could be a

0:23:39.440 --> 0:23:42.360
<v Speaker 2>firefighter and a retired sanitation worker.

0:23:42.200 --> 0:23:43.680
<v Speaker 1>At the same time. Yeah.

0:23:43.720 --> 0:23:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Wow, we think about how your life would be. Yeah,

0:23:46.119 --> 0:23:47.560
<v Speaker 2>I'd be getting a mean pension right now.

0:23:47.640 --> 0:23:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true. Seriously, Yeah, I would say, garbage man,

0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I could do. I don't know if I could be

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:55.399
<v Speaker 1>a nurse. I sometimes think like, what would be my

0:23:55.480 --> 0:23:58.040
<v Speaker 1>side job? Like dream side job? Go like, if you

0:23:58.040 --> 0:23:59.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't have this job, what would it.

0:23:59.119 --> 0:24:00.879
<v Speaker 2>Be a side If I didn't have this job, it

0:24:00.880 --> 0:24:01.719
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be a side job.

0:24:01.720 --> 0:24:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Would what would be a range?

0:24:03.480 --> 0:24:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, I would be working. I know this sounds stupid,

0:24:06.040 --> 0:24:08.119
<v Speaker 2>but I'd be working at some sort of delivery company.

0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:10.680
<v Speaker 2>I'd be working for fed X or most likely fed X,

0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:12.520
<v Speaker 2>but I would I would like to be a letter

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:14.439
<v Speaker 2>carrier as well. They get great exercise.

0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:15.080
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:17.000
<v Speaker 2>They also have a pretty good pension. I know that,

0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:19.240
<v Speaker 2>although I think that's all messed up now. Well, shout

0:24:19.280 --> 0:24:21.000
<v Speaker 2>out to Fred the mailman. I know he's a listener.

0:24:21.040 --> 0:24:27.159
<v Speaker 1>Hey Fred, Yeah, Fred listens.

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<v Speaker 2>A letter carrier, Andrew a letter carrier. A letter carrier,

0:24:28.359 --> 0:24:30.919
<v Speaker 2>that's what they're called. Yeah, a letter carrier.

0:24:31.040 --> 0:24:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Because what about mail women? Okay, so okay, let's go

0:24:35.520 --> 0:24:37.080
<v Speaker 1>with the gender non.

0:24:37.080 --> 0:24:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying no, But they just they've called them

0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:41.919
<v Speaker 2>letter carriers for years, even though they carry more than letters,

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:44.320
<v Speaker 2>that's for sure. Yeah, it's true, especially this time of year.

0:24:44.400 --> 0:24:47.040
<v Speaker 1>What about USPS packages? What about it? That is the

0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:48.600
<v Speaker 1>post office? Okay?

0:24:48.640 --> 0:24:51.159
<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you this that makes me nuts, Like

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:54.280
<v Speaker 2>someone will bring me a box and say, hey, can

0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:57.520
<v Speaker 2>you mail this out for me? If you're mailing something,

0:24:58.080 --> 0:25:00.360
<v Speaker 2>that means it's going through the post office. If you're

0:25:00.400 --> 0:25:03.960
<v Speaker 2>shipping something that could be anywhere, you know what I mean,

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 2>Like you can't mail something through fed X.

0:25:06.640 --> 0:25:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Thank god I work on the show. It keeps me

0:25:08.680 --> 0:25:13.080
<v Speaker 1>so young and in touch. Let me talk to you

0:25:13.119 --> 0:25:15.359
<v Speaker 1>about the reasons why I hate when people say they

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:20.560
<v Speaker 1>want to mail a package anyway, real, real, in touch.

0:25:21.000 --> 0:25:22.720
<v Speaker 2>I would like to have worked for the post Office.

0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:23.760
<v Speaker 2>I think that would have been fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could see that. I could see that working

0:25:25.560 --> 0:25:26.879
<v Speaker 1>out for you. I think I would have been a

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<v Speaker 1>good therapist. You think, yeah, I think so. Okay, I

0:25:30.320 --> 0:25:33.560
<v Speaker 1>think so. I think I'm calm enough for the most part,

0:25:33.640 --> 0:25:37.399
<v Speaker 1>except for this podcast. Did I that's my fault? Yeah, okay,

0:25:37.480 --> 0:25:39.720
<v Speaker 1>without doubt. Sure I would not take you on his patient,

0:25:41.720 --> 0:25:43.920
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I would want to do that one. Okay.

0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:46.359
<v Speaker 1>Let me think what else would I want to do?

0:25:47.000 --> 0:25:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Maybe like a like a crisis communications person.

0:25:51.119 --> 0:25:53.040
<v Speaker 2>That would be fun to you are good under pressure,

0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:53.679
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you that.

0:25:53.960 --> 0:25:56.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like things could be like burning down around you

0:25:57.160 --> 0:25:58.320
<v Speaker 1>and you'd be like I got this.

0:25:58.840 --> 0:26:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Just everybody go over here and you're you are good

0:26:01.640 --> 0:26:03.760
<v Speaker 2>like that. I don't know whether you're faking it or

0:26:03.800 --> 0:26:05.640
<v Speaker 2>if you're really like good like that and you're really

0:26:05.680 --> 0:26:07.160
<v Speaker 2>like crapping your pants on the inside.

0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:11.520
<v Speaker 1>But I think internally I'm panicking, but outside, if other

0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:13.879
<v Speaker 1>people are panicking, then somebody has to be like the

0:26:13.960 --> 0:26:16.600
<v Speaker 1>not panicker. And that is where I step in. So

0:26:16.640 --> 0:26:18.639
<v Speaker 1>you put on a good show one hundred percent. A

0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:20.359
<v Speaker 1>lot of times I'm just bs in it and hoping,

0:26:20.680 --> 0:26:23.200
<v Speaker 1>hoping things fall into place as I go along as

0:26:23.200 --> 0:26:24.240
<v Speaker 1>most people do. Yeah.

0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh, our first mailman, because it was mailman back then.

0:26:26.880 --> 0:26:28.800
<v Speaker 2>His name was Buck, and I remember he used to

0:26:28.840 --> 0:26:30.920
<v Speaker 2>smoke a pipe. And that's back when they were able

0:26:30.960 --> 0:26:32.720
<v Speaker 2>to they were allowed to drive the truck to every house.

0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:35.200
<v Speaker 2>It were like, get in the little jeep stop, get out,

0:26:35.359 --> 0:26:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Get in a little jeep stop, get out.

0:26:36.840 --> 0:26:38.440
<v Speaker 1>And he always had a pipe. And his name was Buck.

0:26:38.840 --> 0:26:41.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what someone who's smoking managing my or

0:26:41.359 --> 0:26:43.760
<v Speaker 1>handling my mail. It was the seventies and eighties, of

0:26:43.840 --> 0:26:45.600
<v Speaker 1>course it was. That was okay. Then there was a

0:26:45.640 --> 0:26:47.760
<v Speaker 1>man named Buck. How that's all I need to know

0:26:47.760 --> 0:26:49.000
<v Speaker 1>that It was the seventies and eighties.

0:26:49.040 --> 0:26:51.800
<v Speaker 2>I love the way that pipe smelled. Really, yeah, I

0:26:51.840 --> 0:26:53.159
<v Speaker 2>do like the way the pipe smells.

0:26:53.320 --> 0:26:56.639
<v Speaker 1>Hmm. Yeah, I mean I was never I never smoked

0:26:56.640 --> 0:26:57.400
<v Speaker 1>out of a pipe.

0:26:57.720 --> 0:26:59.600
<v Speaker 2>I remember riding my bike to the super X. Not

0:26:59.680 --> 0:27:02.320
<v Speaker 2>the time when I bought the Debbie Gibson Electric youth perfume,

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:04.960
<v Speaker 2>but the time I just went and I bought a

0:27:04.960 --> 0:27:06.960
<v Speaker 2>corn cob pipe. And I don't know why, because I

0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 2>thought it was cool to smoke a pipe. So I

0:27:08.800 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 2>rode my bike and I bought a corn cob pipe

0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:13.959
<v Speaker 2>and some like cherry tobacco, and it was horrendous.

0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:27:14.840 --> 0:27:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I like the way it smells, but I guess I

0:27:16.200 --> 0:27:17.280
<v Speaker 2>don't like the way it tastes.

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean that's yeah, what's interesting, is it? I

0:27:22.040 --> 0:27:25.360
<v Speaker 1>mean cigarettes are the same way. I don't know. Sometimes

0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:27.560
<v Speaker 1>after you drink or something, it's like, oh, cigarette, but

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:28.960
<v Speaker 1>then you know, you taste it and you're like.

0:27:29.240 --> 0:27:31.720
<v Speaker 2>H it makes me vomit at this point. I mean,

0:27:32.000 --> 0:27:34.120
<v Speaker 2>I'll admit it. Back in the day in high school, yeah,

0:27:34.200 --> 0:27:36.480
<v Speaker 2>I was a cool guy smoking butts with everyone on

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:37.640
<v Speaker 2>the bump, you know, But.

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:41.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, none of that sounded cool. And yet again,

0:27:41.560 --> 0:27:43.959
<v Speaker 1>I go back to this show keeps me young and

0:27:44.000 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>in touch? Children? Are you smoking butts around the bump? What?

0:27:50.840 --> 0:27:54.120
<v Speaker 1>I know, cigarette butts? But what's around the bump? At school?

0:27:54.400 --> 0:27:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Surprisingly, at high school out back, there was a speed

0:27:58.880 --> 0:28:01.119
<v Speaker 2>bump that would right at the edge of the parking

0:28:01.119 --> 0:28:04.200
<v Speaker 2>lot and you were allowed to smoke at the bump

0:28:04.480 --> 0:28:07.040
<v Speaker 2>because it wasn't on school property. Okay, So all the

0:28:07.119 --> 0:28:11.000
<v Speaker 2>kids would gather there and school administration couldn't do anything

0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:13.640
<v Speaker 2>about it. So security would stand there on the other

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:15.840
<v Speaker 2>side of the bump and they would smoke with the kids,

0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:17.280
<v Speaker 2>but the kids would be on the other side of

0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:18.840
<v Speaker 2>the bump, so they weren't on school property.

0:28:18.960 --> 0:28:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Interesting. Yeah, that's super interesting.

0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So whatever I was there, what do you do?

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I remember the first time I ever smoked cigarette,

0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:28.360
<v Speaker 1>because I'll admitted I smoked cigarette plural.

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but the.

0:28:29.560 --> 0:28:31.480
<v Speaker 1>First time I ever did my cousin Felipo was visiting

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:34.240
<v Speaker 1>from Italy and he smoked Marlboro Reds. And if you

0:28:34.320 --> 0:28:37.160
<v Speaker 1>know anything, Marlboro Reds are like the in deep ones.

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:40.920
<v Speaker 2>No, there's deeper like. But go ahead, finish your story

0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:41.640
<v Speaker 2>and then we'll get into that.

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, he offered me my first cigarette, and I had it,

0:28:44.200 --> 0:28:46.680
<v Speaker 1>so thanks, Felipo, really appreciate it. Do you want to

0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 1>know what my first one was? What?

0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 2>And this is absolutely disgusting. Yeah, So my friend Jason

0:28:51.320 --> 0:28:53.680
<v Speaker 2>and I we were walking for whatever reason. We walked

0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 2>like three four miles from my house to some farm

0:28:56.840 --> 0:28:59.640
<v Speaker 2>and then back. I don't remember the logistics of it,

0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:02.880
<v Speaker 2>but I just remember walking through this big, big vacant

0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:05.560
<v Speaker 2>property that was all grass and whatever, and we found

0:29:05.600 --> 0:29:07.800
<v Speaker 2>a half smoked cigarette like a hobo on the ground.

0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, and we lit it and we both smoked it.

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's gross, and it was disgusting. That is nasty,

0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:16.680
<v Speaker 2>so horrendous. Yeah, but that was that was the first time.

0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Well, I feel like kids don't smoke cigarettes now, No,

0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:21.160
<v Speaker 1>they vape, yeah, which is so lame.

0:29:21.280 --> 0:29:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they vape in the bathroom and then they get

0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 2>in trouble because they have those new sensors.

0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Smoking in general, it's just gross. Agree, don't do it.

0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:30.120
<v Speaker 2>No, it actually it physically makes me nauseous now, Like yeah,

0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:34.200
<v Speaker 2>up until probably I don't know, nineteen ninety seven or eight,

0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:36.440
<v Speaker 2>when we used to do club gigs with the radio station,

0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, like you could smoke inside back then that's crazy.

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:42.640
<v Speaker 2>And so when I would be working doing a club gig,

0:29:42.920 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, we'd all be smoking whatever. But a few

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 2>years after that it made me sick, not like nauseous sick,

0:29:50.800 --> 0:29:51.880
<v Speaker 2>but I would get a cold.

0:29:52.000 --> 0:29:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 2>And after two or three times that, I was like,

0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, is that because of the cigarettes? And

0:29:55.760 --> 0:29:58.280
<v Speaker 2>it was, and so then it just made me nauseous.

0:29:58.280 --> 0:29:59.640
<v Speaker 2>After that, I can't even think about it because it

0:29:59.640 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 2>makes me.

0:30:00.240 --> 0:30:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree, like you said, there's certain things that

0:30:02.680 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 1>you can smoke nowadays that are legal, but I think

0:30:06.040 --> 0:30:09.520
<v Speaker 1>in moderation, however, cigarettes always a no. And vaping on

0:30:09.560 --> 0:30:11.960
<v Speaker 1>top of that, I have to say, I don't understand

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:14.959
<v Speaker 1>what the appeal is. You're basically just killing yourself with

0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:19.440
<v Speaker 1>like fruity like nicotine. Well, that's just what the kids do,

0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:21.440
<v Speaker 1>that's the new thing. Andrew, do they bring like does

0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Cooper School have them? Are kids that young smoking them?

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so, I really really in middle school

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:32.640
<v Speaker 2>unless I'm an oblivious middle aged man. I mean, I

0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:33.720
<v Speaker 2>just I don't think so.

0:30:34.040 --> 0:30:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, at least I'm sure Ashley in high school they're

0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:37.040
<v Speaker 1>probably I'm.

0:30:36.920 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Sure, I'm sure there's no doubt about it. But I

0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 2>remember in middle school, in eighth grade, two girls got

0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:44.880
<v Speaker 2>caught smoking cigarettes and it was like the crime of

0:30:44.920 --> 0:30:45.480
<v Speaker 2>the century.

0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm just pictured like a Family Matters episode or like

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:52.320
<v Speaker 1>one of those old eighties special Yeah. No, totally, Becky's

0:30:52.320 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 1>smoking cigarettes. Let's call her mother. Oh no, my Becky cann't.

0:30:58.240 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 2>But so I used to work in a store in

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:01.600
<v Speaker 2>the even dime. Remember I told you about that story.

0:31:01.680 --> 0:31:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Was that here with the credit card reader?

0:31:02.920 --> 0:31:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yeah, what are you doing. I'm just you know,

0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 1>looking at my sound effects, getting a sound effect? Ready?

0:31:07.120 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah here? Okay, great.

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:12.960
<v Speaker 2>So I used to be in charge of ordering cigarettes

0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:15.400
<v Speaker 2>and candy like that was my job at thirteen years old.

0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, you have mentioned that one to me, right, Well,

0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:17.520
<v Speaker 1>I talked.

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:19.040
<v Speaker 2>About all the crazy candy that I used to order.

0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 2>But I used to order like whacked out cigarettes that

0:31:21.920 --> 0:31:25.000
<v Speaker 2>nobody would ever smoke, just because I thought it was cool.

0:31:25.440 --> 0:31:27.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, cool being one of them with a K.

0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:29.160
<v Speaker 2>There was so, I mean.

0:31:29.040 --> 0:31:32.520
<v Speaker 1>There were He's the one with the camel. Huh the camel, No,

0:31:32.640 --> 0:31:36.040
<v Speaker 1>that was Camel's Joe Camel. Yeah, Joe Camel was camel.

0:31:36.320 --> 0:31:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just forget I said that that's cool with the

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:41.440
<v Speaker 2>K was the menthol one I do remember, but yeah,

0:31:41.480 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 2>but no, So there was this old man he reminded

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:45.520
<v Speaker 2>me of the Gorton's fishermen. Used to come in every

0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Friday and he would buy a carton of Chesterfield no filter.

0:31:49.080 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh and there were only a few brands back then

0:31:51.720 --> 0:31:54.360
<v Speaker 2>that still made no filters. It was Camel and pall

0:31:54.400 --> 0:31:57.760
<v Speaker 2>Mall and Chesterfield and those are the ones that we had.

0:31:58.160 --> 0:32:00.600
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it's just I don't know. It was az

0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:02.320
<v Speaker 2>and plus they were like a dollar fifty of pack

0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:04.280
<v Speaker 2>back then, so they were very readily available. And we

0:32:04.280 --> 0:32:06.040
<v Speaker 2>didn't idea anybody because I didn't even think there was

0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:09.200
<v Speaker 2>an age then. Yeah, it probably was eighteen, but nobody

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:11.320
<v Speaker 2>asked whatever. I don't care, No one cared.

0:32:11.320 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 1>In the eighties. It was the eighties. It was the

0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:15.720
<v Speaker 1>late eighties. It was like early eight after they changed

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:18.280
<v Speaker 1>the drinking age, which that unfortunately screwed you over.

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:21.040
<v Speaker 2>No, dude, that was way before my time. Dude, I'm

0:32:21.040 --> 0:32:21.720
<v Speaker 2>not that old.

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:24.880
<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm saying the drinking age switch screwed you over,

0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:28.040
<v Speaker 1>because what you turned twenty one in nineteen ninety No,

0:32:29.240 --> 0:32:32.120
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety one, No, dude, No, I was in high

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:36.520
<v Speaker 1>school until ninety three. Yes, it's so strange. I didn't

0:32:36.560 --> 0:32:36.840
<v Speaker 1>know that.

0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 2>I turned twenty one at the radio station and it

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:41.200
<v Speaker 2>was the worst twenty first birthday ever in the history

0:32:41.200 --> 0:32:44.560
<v Speaker 2>of life. Why I cried driving home, Oh boy, I did,

0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:48.680
<v Speaker 2>because back then that was that would have been ninety six,

0:32:49.360 --> 0:32:52.520
<v Speaker 2>ninety six, August of ninety six, and I was working

0:32:52.520 --> 0:32:55.360
<v Speaker 2>on the night show and then there was this show

0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:57.520
<v Speaker 2>called Love Phones on, although I think that was canceled

0:32:57.520 --> 0:33:00.200
<v Speaker 2>by them. Whatever it was, I worked till midnight and

0:33:00.680 --> 0:33:03.680
<v Speaker 2>I turned twenty one at midnight and I just wanted

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:05.200
<v Speaker 2>to go to a bar and just use my ID

0:33:05.320 --> 0:33:08.160
<v Speaker 2>to buy a beer. And nobody was around, nobody wanted

0:33:08.200 --> 0:33:10.120
<v Speaker 2>to hang out. And the station was in Jersey and

0:33:10.120 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 2>I lived on Long Island, and I was like, God,

0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:13.720
<v Speaker 2>damn it, this sucks. And I just drove home and

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I literally cried. I'm like, this is so sad. This

0:33:16.240 --> 0:33:18.560
<v Speaker 2>is my life. I have this cool job, and you know,

0:33:18.600 --> 0:33:20.760
<v Speaker 2>I know all these cool people, but nobody wants to

0:33:20.760 --> 0:33:22.840
<v Speaker 2>hang out right now because everybody hates Long Island because

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 2>they all live in New Jersey. And I just drove

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:27.680
<v Speaker 2>home by myself, like I wanted to like go get

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:29.080
<v Speaker 2>a beer by myself, but then I was like, oh no,

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:30.280
<v Speaker 2>I might get a DWI.

0:33:30.600 --> 0:33:32.600
<v Speaker 1>So I didn't do that, and I don't have one beer.

0:33:33.120 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. I was, you know, lightweight.

0:33:34.640 --> 0:33:36.760
<v Speaker 2>I still am, but back then I was probably even lighter.

0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Were you drunk after we had the Cinnamento's crunch beer?

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:40.720
<v Speaker 1>No, if I would.

0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 2>If I would have finished the entire one and started

0:33:42.640 --> 0:33:44.280
<v Speaker 2>a second one, I would not have driven home.

0:33:44.360 --> 0:33:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:33:45.320 --> 0:33:46.920
<v Speaker 2>So it's like when we go out to dinner, we'll

0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 2>go to dinner with the kid. Go ahead, hit the button, dude.

0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:51.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry to share twenty first birthday.

0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, it was very sad. But we'll go out

0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:57.280
<v Speaker 2>for dinner. We'll go to like CPK or something, and Amy,

0:33:57.320 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 2>I'll get a prosecco and I'll get a bud Light.

0:33:59.400 --> 0:33:59.600
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Cooper's like, you're drunk, and like, no, First of all,

0:34:03.840 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna get drunk off one beer that I

0:34:05.600 --> 0:34:06.920
<v Speaker 2>had before dinner.

0:34:06.600 --> 0:34:09.920
<v Speaker 1>And a white beer at that. Okay, I mean bud Like,

0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:11.759
<v Speaker 1>you need to drink at least like three or four

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:16.080
<v Speaker 1>of those. Me, No, two and two and a sip.

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:18.120
<v Speaker 1>I always know when you're drunk because your cheeks get

0:34:18.160 --> 0:34:20.880
<v Speaker 1>really red. Like, now it's hot in here. Have you

0:34:20.960 --> 0:34:22.839
<v Speaker 1>been day drinking? No, but it's just hot. It's hot

0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:25.359
<v Speaker 1>in here. No, it's really not. There's like a fan

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:26.480
<v Speaker 1>right above me. I'm cold.

0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Hold on a second, Andrew, we'll be back right after this.

0:34:29.880 --> 0:34:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh good, good thing. You said.

0:34:33.160 --> 0:34:36.279
<v Speaker 2>That's guy and we're back. Yes, we're back. Wow, that

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:39.040
<v Speaker 2>was cool and that actually worked last week. Yeah it did.

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:42.280
<v Speaker 2>I told you yeah, because the other the other serial

0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:44.359
<v Speaker 2>killers that we did, it was like, all right, uh,

0:34:44.400 --> 0:34:46.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, well, I'm gonna give the new Coco puffs.

0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:48.400
<v Speaker 2>And then some random commercial came on.

0:34:48.960 --> 0:34:51.120
<v Speaker 1>I heard one the other day. I forget what it

0:34:51.160 --> 0:34:54.560
<v Speaker 1>was for. I think holiday sales. Well, your ads are again,

0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:57.319
<v Speaker 1>we don't pick the ads. Speaker does it for us.

0:34:57.719 --> 0:34:59.880
<v Speaker 2>That's why we should put some kind of disclaimer that

0:35:00.400 --> 0:35:01.200
<v Speaker 2>we don't endorse.

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, there's the disclaimer.

0:35:02.840 --> 0:35:05.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we don't endorse whatever commercials may or may have

0:35:05.440 --> 0:35:07.439
<v Speaker 2>no idea before, during, and after the show.

0:35:07.520 --> 0:35:09.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they just put him in for us. Look, you

0:35:09.239 --> 0:35:11.359
<v Speaker 1>might hear one for a GMC truck, or you might

0:35:11.360 --> 0:35:15.040
<v Speaker 1>hear one about uh one in Spanish about j C Pennies.

0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:20.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, j C pennee Penny. We did this, Penny, it's

0:35:20.280 --> 0:35:21.000
<v Speaker 2>just more singular.

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:28.680
<v Speaker 1>J C. Penny, Penny Pennies Penny. Yeah, you're right, j C. Penny. Right, Yeah. Yeah.

0:35:28.840 --> 0:35:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Look, if you don't want to get the vaccine, I

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:33.080
<v Speaker 2>don't care. Don't blame us for the commercial that just ran.

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:34.959
<v Speaker 2>I mean I do care.

0:35:35.120 --> 0:35:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean boosters are available if you want one. If

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:39.279
<v Speaker 1>you want one, I mean you should, but you don't

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 1>have to. Yeah. Yeah, that's our disclaimer. You do what

0:35:41.600 --> 0:35:42.799
<v Speaker 1>you want to do. Yeah, you do what you want

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:44.960
<v Speaker 1>to do. We just recommend maybe doing it. Just don't

0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:48.600
<v Speaker 1>come around me. You can listen, just don't visit. Yeah.

0:35:48.960 --> 0:35:54.759
<v Speaker 1>So wow, what else, Andrew? Do you put up Christmas lights? Lights?

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:57.200
<v Speaker 1>We just put up Oh sorry, holiday lights.

0:35:57.760 --> 0:36:01.279
<v Speaker 2>They are they're christ I don't care. There's nothing, thank

0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:04.320
<v Speaker 2>you very much, Andrew. There's nothing offensive. I don't care.

0:36:04.680 --> 0:36:04.880
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:36:05.160 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like I always say, like, okay, so full disclosure.

0:36:08.360 --> 0:36:11.680
<v Speaker 2>You know, Amy grew up with Christmas and then didn't

0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:15.120
<v Speaker 2>do Christmas for a little while and then missed Christmas,

0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:17.040
<v Speaker 2>and so we have a tree in the house. I

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:20.799
<v Speaker 2>grew up Jewish hankah everything. I don't care. The tree

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:24.120
<v Speaker 2>doesn't mean I love Jesus. It's simply a sign of

0:36:24.160 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 2>the holidays. So we have a blast decorating the tree,

0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 2>which we were supposed to do but we didn't do yet.

0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:30.920
<v Speaker 2>We have to put all the ornaments up. But we

0:36:30.960 --> 0:36:33.359
<v Speaker 2>have three Christmas trees in the I'm sorry, we have

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:35.040
<v Speaker 2>three holiday trees in the house.

0:36:35.080 --> 0:36:37.040
<v Speaker 1>Now. I love it. And whatever.

0:36:37.239 --> 0:36:40.480
<v Speaker 2>Our house is very festive and I don't care it

0:36:40.520 --> 0:36:41.000
<v Speaker 2>looks cool.

0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I love it. I like it.

0:36:42.040 --> 0:36:46.520
<v Speaker 2>It's it's warm and homey and welcoming, and it's you know,

0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:47.640
<v Speaker 2>makes the season bright.

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 1>As you say, listen, I love Christmas. It's my favorite holiday.

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:54.960
<v Speaker 1>And my favorite thing that I you know, have conned

0:36:54.960 --> 0:36:57.799
<v Speaker 1>my family into doing at this point is that the

0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:01.480
<v Speaker 1>day after Thanksgiving is we set up everything. And it's

0:37:01.480 --> 0:37:03.560
<v Speaker 1>gotten less and less in recent years. I used to

0:37:03.560 --> 0:37:08.680
<v Speaker 1>take up bags and boxes of just stuff, and now

0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:11.560
<v Speaker 1>it's condensed into maybe three boxes and the tree.

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:13.239
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it was like pulling all that

0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:15.080
<v Speaker 2>stuff out of the attic. That is not fun.

0:37:15.239 --> 0:37:17.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh, we keep parts in the basement. The attic would

0:37:17.520 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 1>terrify me because I don't like those small stairs. But

0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:21.799
<v Speaker 1>you still have to drag it up the steps. Yeah,

0:37:21.800 --> 0:37:25.239
<v Speaker 1>but the basement stairs are like actual stairs. We have

0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:29.319
<v Speaker 1>like actual stairs, not like the rickety stairs that fold out.

0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Hours are kind of wide. We just got a new thing, Okay.

0:37:33.520 --> 0:37:35.200
<v Speaker 1>I also have to go on to this one too.

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:37.160
<v Speaker 1>What I wish that I lived in a house that

0:37:37.200 --> 0:37:40.160
<v Speaker 1>had like an upstairs attic, like decorated you could live in.

0:37:40.560 --> 0:37:43.960
<v Speaker 1>You know, in every single sitcom with food, always somebody

0:37:44.000 --> 0:37:46.319
<v Speaker 1>that's like, ehhim up to my room and it's like

0:37:46.360 --> 0:37:49.959
<v Speaker 1>they have the coolest upstairs attic bedroom. I always wanted

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:51.120
<v Speaker 1>an addic bedroom, kind.

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Of like in that episode of Happy Endings where that

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:54.400
<v Speaker 2>guy was living in the crawl space upstairs.

0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:55.040
<v Speaker 1>There you go.

0:37:55.320 --> 0:37:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, I gotta tell you. We love that show,

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:00.720
<v Speaker 2>thank You. We're going to bed when it's.

0:38:00.560 --> 0:38:03.240
<v Speaker 1>Over, thank You and needs a fourth season.

0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:07.399
<v Speaker 2>And Damon Wayne's junior Hello, just realized that that was him?

0:38:07.480 --> 0:38:10.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and his dad shows up? Oh so good. I

0:38:10.320 --> 0:38:12.880
<v Speaker 1>love that episode. Really is a cool show. Penny is

0:38:12.920 --> 0:38:15.560
<v Speaker 1>my sister Jackie? Is she the one that you instagrammed?

0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:19.160
<v Speaker 1>And she's gonna If I could get Casey Wilson on

0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:22.280
<v Speaker 1>this show, I will. It would be amazing. As Casey

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Penny would say, I have to ask something.

0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:28.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did she start that or was that out there

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:32.680
<v Speaker 2>before then she started it? She did, yes, because in uh,

0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:34.560
<v Speaker 2>what's the other show that I'm watching? Is it in

0:38:34.680 --> 0:38:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Kim's Convenience? Yeah, Shannon says a Mossing.

0:38:38.480 --> 0:38:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Also, I mean, I'm sure it's like a phrase that

0:38:41.239 --> 0:38:43.359
<v Speaker 1>people have used, but she said it in the show,

0:38:43.360 --> 0:38:45.560
<v Speaker 1>and that's the first recollection. Did she say it first?

0:38:45.800 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure she did. Huh. I mean, we can look

0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:49.759
<v Speaker 1>into the origins of amasing, but.

0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:52.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't like it, but it's there, so whatever.

0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:55.800
<v Speaker 1>But she's funny. I like her. Penny is my favorite.

0:38:55.800 --> 0:38:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Penny is my sister. Like everything that she does, I'm

0:38:59.080 --> 0:39:01.920
<v Speaker 1>always like, wow, that's to a t. Yeah. A Max

0:39:02.000 --> 0:39:04.200
<v Speaker 1>is my favorite. Max is hysterical. It reminds me a

0:39:04.239 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 1>lot of you.

0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:07.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why, just his mannerisms and his maxisms.

0:39:08.040 --> 0:39:10.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that yeah, yeah yeah. But I also like, I

0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:12.799
<v Speaker 1>think I am also like the other one. Not that

0:39:12.840 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 1>you're like boys, I'm just saying no. Brad, Yeah, I

0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 1>think Brad. He's my favorite. Also Penny and Brad. Also Jane,

0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:22.320
<v Speaker 1>I think I do have hints of a Jane stake

0:39:22.400 --> 0:39:23.080
<v Speaker 1>me home tonight.

0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, sorry, I think nobody knows what we're talking about.

0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:29.040
<v Speaker 1>I think you're Brad. You think I'm Brad one hundred

0:39:29.080 --> 0:39:31.239
<v Speaker 1>percent you are, Okay. I think you're a mix of

0:39:31.280 --> 0:39:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Brad and Jane. Okay, your brain. Jane's a weirdo. Yeah,

0:39:35.200 --> 0:39:37.279
<v Speaker 1>she's also I think, very compulsive, and I think that

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:37.919
<v Speaker 1>you are too.

0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Nobody knows what we're talking about now, so just check

0:39:40.000 --> 0:39:40.400
<v Speaker 2>it out.

0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:42.160
<v Speaker 1>On go check out Happy Endings. It's a great show.

0:39:42.200 --> 0:39:44.800
<v Speaker 1>That's one of my favorite fourth season. It needs to

0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:47.000
<v Speaker 1>come out. I'm gonna tweet them on January first, asking

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:48.879
<v Speaker 1>if it can come to a streaming network. When did

0:39:48.880 --> 0:39:52.279
<v Speaker 1>it end twenty thirteen or fourteen? Oh, that's not coming back?

0:39:52.800 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Do you think that? Then? Look look at the X Files.

0:39:55.640 --> 0:39:57.799
<v Speaker 1>That thing was canceled for like twenty years and then

0:39:57.880 --> 0:40:00.160
<v Speaker 1>came back. I never saw an episode of that. I've

0:40:00.160 --> 0:40:04.240
<v Speaker 1>seen the movies. It sounds like this. It does. Yes,

0:40:04.680 --> 0:40:05.640
<v Speaker 1>yes it Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Rupert, how come on in, come on in? What do

0:40:11.239 --> 0:40:15.319
<v Speaker 2>you got packages? Oh, Danielle, don't care about that one.

0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Who's that one for? No packages? God? Sad?

0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:23.080
<v Speaker 2>It's funny, you know, when we come back from vacation

0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:24.759
<v Speaker 2>because we just I'm sorry, when we come back from

0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:27.839
<v Speaker 2>not being here for a week. There's always a pile

0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:30.480
<v Speaker 2>of packages in here, and it's exciting, and there weren't

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:33.600
<v Speaker 2>any this time. So I think that something fishy happened

0:40:33.600 --> 0:40:34.880
<v Speaker 2>because there's always packages.

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:39.040
<v Speaker 1>That someone stole your packages. It sounds like you're heavily

0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:41.719
<v Speaker 1>hinting at it. Our listeners send us stuff frequently. We

0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:47.000
<v Speaker 1>get cereal, we get stuff and nothing. That doctor that

0:40:47.080 --> 0:40:49.760
<v Speaker 1>sends stuff all the time, always two three, four packages

0:40:49.800 --> 0:40:53.600
<v Speaker 1>a week, nothing nothing this week. Maybe there was like

0:40:53.640 --> 0:40:54.080
<v Speaker 1>a delay.

0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:57.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Do you think maybe the mailman

0:40:57.640 --> 0:41:01.839
<v Speaker 2>didn't bring it? Sorry, the letter care Oh okay, I see,

0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:04.360
<v Speaker 2>please use the correct terms, letter carrier.

0:41:05.640 --> 0:41:08.480
<v Speaker 1>We just ordered our holiday cards. Do you do that?

0:41:08.480 --> 0:41:09.040
<v Speaker 1>We still do that?

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:10.520
<v Speaker 2>We still do paper holiday cards.

0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:13.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I mean, I'm by myself.

0:41:13.239 --> 0:41:14.719
<v Speaker 2>You're a young, single dude. You wouldn't do that.

0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:17.799
<v Speaker 1>But we've done it ever since. I don't know if

0:41:17.800 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 1>it's ever since we had kids, or if we did

0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:20.840
<v Speaker 1>it before.

0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:23.200
<v Speaker 2>My memory is terrible. I need some previgen, even though

0:41:23.200 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 2>they say it doesn't work. I'll eat jellyfish. You know

0:41:27.080 --> 0:41:31.160
<v Speaker 2>whatever is previagent jellyfish that's what they say, derived from jellyfish.

0:41:31.200 --> 0:41:33.759
<v Speaker 1>I feel like octopus is what they need to be using. No,

0:41:33.960 --> 0:41:37.359
<v Speaker 1>octopus are so smart. So you just cut a piece

0:41:37.400 --> 0:41:38.920
<v Speaker 1>of the tentacle and put it in a pill and

0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 1>it makes you No, I'm asking. I'm saying they should

0:41:41.520 --> 0:41:43.440
<v Speaker 1>research that for memory things.

0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, why don't they just cut up elephants. Why

0:41:46.280 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 2>would you cut up an elephant because apparently elephants have

0:41:48.640 --> 0:41:49.320
<v Speaker 2>great memories.

0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, no, we can't do that. Those are endangered.

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Octopus are not, as far as I know, OCTOPI. Do

0:41:54.440 --> 0:41:56.959
<v Speaker 1>you know octopus have beak? A beak? Yeah?

0:41:57.560 --> 0:42:00.960
<v Speaker 2>No, inside their little hole is a beak. I just

0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:03.359
<v Speaker 2>remember them as the creepy crawlers that used to come

0:42:03.400 --> 0:42:05.799
<v Speaker 2>in the cereal boxes. I know we can talk about

0:42:05.840 --> 0:42:06.319
<v Speaker 2>cereal here.

0:42:06.320 --> 0:42:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, it's my podcast.

0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay. I think they were called creepy crawlers. They used

0:42:11.160 --> 0:42:14.440
<v Speaker 2>to come inside the cereal as a prize and you

0:42:14.480 --> 0:42:16.640
<v Speaker 2>would throw it at the window and it would slowly

0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:19.320
<v Speaker 2>creep down. They look like an octopus. Is it octopuses

0:42:19.400 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 2>or is it octopi?

0:42:20.200 --> 0:42:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it's octopi.

0:42:21.040 --> 0:42:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Is octopi a singular? An octopus is plural?

0:42:24.920 --> 0:42:27.080
<v Speaker 1>You're asking the wrong person, I know. Let me tell

0:42:27.080 --> 0:42:30.520
<v Speaker 1>you something they terrify me, not as much as dolphins.

0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:35.160
<v Speaker 1>And I stand by that. Dolphins terrify me, like seriously, like.

0:42:35.320 --> 0:42:38.399
<v Speaker 2>An octopus could kill you, and doll dolphin, No, they'll

0:42:38.440 --> 0:42:39.239
<v Speaker 2>just love you to death.

0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what that's what the dolphin propaganda machine wants you

0:42:42.719 --> 0:42:45.560
<v Speaker 1>to believe. Don't they rape you? Yet? We can't say

0:42:45.600 --> 0:42:50.120
<v Speaker 1>that this children are listening what they do diddling things? Okay,

0:42:50.360 --> 0:42:52.080
<v Speaker 1>we can't say that because their kids in the car.

0:42:52.400 --> 0:42:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Does there a little thing come out? I don't How

0:42:54.680 --> 0:42:57.200
<v Speaker 1>does it work? Because you can look into it on YouTube,

0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:59.279
<v Speaker 1>look up dolphin diddling. Because I gotta tell you my

0:42:59.320 --> 0:43:01.640
<v Speaker 1>dog Sawyer, He'll just sit there at the back door

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:03.920
<v Speaker 1>like a doof with his ears back looking at you,

0:43:04.200 --> 0:43:07.160
<v Speaker 1>and that red rocket is raging. Oh god. That's why

0:43:07.200 --> 0:43:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm happy Jackie has Luna and it's a female dog

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:11.840
<v Speaker 1>because of feeling. If Luna were a male dog, he

0:43:11.880 --> 0:43:14.239
<v Speaker 1>would get excited way too much and we'd be like, oh,

0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:15.240
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not sure.

0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:16.840
<v Speaker 2>If it actually means Luna. I'm not sure if it

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:19.600
<v Speaker 2>actually means they're excited on a on a dog. Yeah,

0:43:20.040 --> 0:43:22.680
<v Speaker 2>it could mean different things. Maybe it's like I'm hungry here,

0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:26.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, give me a bone.

0:43:26.640 --> 0:43:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Well do you know what? Okay, not to go back

0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:29.440
<v Speaker 1>to octopus really quick? Wait, you need that.

0:43:29.440 --> 0:43:32.879
<v Speaker 2>You need a slide whistle, a sound that goes like that.

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:36.799
<v Speaker 1>Okay, done, next time, Next time, back to octopus. Do

0:43:36.840 --> 0:43:38.279
<v Speaker 1>you know they shoot out one of their arms when

0:43:38.320 --> 0:43:41.720
<v Speaker 1>they want to impregnate another octopus? They can literally detach

0:43:41.800 --> 0:43:44.720
<v Speaker 1>their arm and send it wait to go and pregnate somebody.

0:43:44.760 --> 0:43:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Is that would impregnate them or is it just sending

0:43:46.440 --> 0:43:48.359
<v Speaker 2>it out saying hey baby, and it like nulls them in.

0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:51.279
<v Speaker 1>It's like they have their octopus things.

0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, what if they missed? Do they have seven more?

0:43:53.480 --> 0:43:57.400
<v Speaker 1>It grows back? Huh. That's why octopus are terrifying because

0:43:57.560 --> 0:44:00.640
<v Speaker 1>we'll also fascinating because they can regrowth it.

0:44:00.680 --> 0:44:02.200
<v Speaker 2>There used to be these little I don't know if

0:44:02.200 --> 0:44:04.480
<v Speaker 2>there were chameleons or lizards or whatever they have. In Florida,

0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:06.560
<v Speaker 2>I remember going to Micco's.

0:44:06.840 --> 0:44:08.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was the Get Go. I'm gonna

0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:09.560
<v Speaker 1>say it was way before Guy Go.

0:44:10.200 --> 0:44:15.320
<v Speaker 2>But so I would go to my grandparents' house in Tamarack, Florida. Tamarack, Tamarack,

0:44:15.840 --> 0:44:17.560
<v Speaker 2>we used to call it Fort Lauderdale. Just for fun,

0:44:17.560 --> 0:44:20.840
<v Speaker 2>because no one knew what tamarack was. It's it sounds

0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:23.520
<v Speaker 2>better saying Fort Lauderdale. So anyway, so we would be

0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:25.000
<v Speaker 2>at their house and they had this little screened and

0:44:25.040 --> 0:44:27.600
<v Speaker 2>patio and they always had these little lizards in the

0:44:27.600 --> 0:44:30.520
<v Speaker 2>house or whatever the hell they were, and my grandmother

0:44:30.520 --> 0:44:32.120
<v Speaker 2>would step on them like they were spiders.

0:44:32.360 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:34.960
<v Speaker 2>She was like, get out, and she would step on them.

0:44:35.200 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 2>And I remember one time the tail came off and

0:44:37.239 --> 0:44:39.040
<v Speaker 2>the tail was still wiggling and moving and the other

0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 2>part ran away. And I think, I think that they

0:44:42.080 --> 0:44:42.959
<v Speaker 2>regrow the tail.

0:44:43.080 --> 0:44:44.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they do, so, but what.

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Is that that mutant tail is just like still moving around.

0:44:47.920 --> 0:44:49.200
<v Speaker 1>It'll like shrivel up and die.

0:44:49.400 --> 0:44:51.400
<v Speaker 2>The tail, Yeah, how does it move though? It's not

0:44:51.480 --> 0:44:54.120
<v Speaker 2>it's detached from the body that has little things. Yeah,

0:44:54.520 --> 0:44:56.479
<v Speaker 2>why they still is that why they say chicken without

0:44:56.520 --> 0:44:58.320
<v Speaker 2>his head? Yes, the thing still runs around.

0:44:58.440 --> 0:45:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's also like humans if they always say if

0:45:01.880 --> 0:45:05.640
<v Speaker 1>you get like suddenly decapitated, the eyes will blink. So, yeah,

0:45:05.680 --> 0:45:07.600
<v Speaker 1>can we talk about something else. Oh, I'm sorry you

0:45:07.640 --> 0:45:09.320
<v Speaker 1>have a blood phobia. It's not even that. I just

0:45:09.360 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 1>don't want to talk about this. You know, starfish are

0:45:13.080 --> 0:45:16.399
<v Speaker 1>the same. What. Oh, yeah, they grow back things too,

0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:19.480
<v Speaker 1>but starfish can sometimes grow too many and that terrifies me.

0:45:19.719 --> 0:45:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Wait, isn't there also something in the sea that regrows

0:45:23.040 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 2>because they take them and we eat them and it regrows.

0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:29.120
<v Speaker 2>Hawk of Mike one is not like or is that you? Oh,

0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:31.440
<v Speaker 2>we're supposed to do this. Skeary said that, so that

0:45:31.480 --> 0:45:32.280
<v Speaker 2>way they don't echo.

0:45:32.800 --> 0:45:34.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, well whatever.

0:45:34.400 --> 0:45:37.400
<v Speaker 2>I mean the last episode didn't echo. Okay, there is

0:45:37.440 --> 0:45:39.680
<v Speaker 2>something in the sea that they take and we eat

0:45:39.800 --> 0:45:42.160
<v Speaker 2>and they grow back. Right, they rip arms off of

0:45:42.200 --> 0:45:45.560
<v Speaker 2>things or legs. There's some kind of sea creature. Is

0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:48.200
<v Speaker 2>it a crab or a lobster or something?

0:45:48.280 --> 0:45:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you know lobsters? I learned this coming in

0:45:51.920 --> 0:45:56.719
<v Speaker 1>with the Hot Fects today. I learned lobster's malt. That

0:45:56.800 --> 0:45:59.960
<v Speaker 1>means their shell comes off. No, it means they just hard.

0:46:00.880 --> 0:46:04.640
<v Speaker 1>So they're saying like lobsters can live for a super

0:46:04.719 --> 0:46:07.279
<v Speaker 1>long time because it just almost like molts. It just

0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:08.120
<v Speaker 1>keeps adding on.

0:46:08.680 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 2>But isn't molting when you because birds molt? What a

0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:14.840
<v Speaker 2>bird moltz?

0:46:15.080 --> 0:46:17.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, not in the same way like

0:46:17.360 --> 0:46:21.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, the shell like it almost like adds on

0:46:21.080 --> 0:46:24.520
<v Speaker 1>to it, so it just keeps getting thicker. Yes, until

0:46:24.560 --> 0:46:28.680
<v Speaker 1>we eat it or not. Because a lot of older lobsters,

0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:32.319
<v Speaker 1>you don't eat them. I'm not into lobster, believe it

0:46:32.360 --> 0:46:33.319
<v Speaker 1>or not. Let me tell you something.

0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I like red lobster, but I'm not a lobster fan.

0:46:36.640 --> 0:46:38.799
<v Speaker 2>If it's there, I'll have a bite. But I'm not

0:46:38.960 --> 0:46:41.239
<v Speaker 2>ordering a lobster ever. Yeah no, no, I'm not going to

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:43.040
<v Speaker 2>a restaurant being like, you're fine, this a lobster.

0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Please I want that one. Yeah. They do scream, right,

0:46:47.800 --> 0:46:50.080
<v Speaker 1>yeah they do if they're in the tank and you

0:46:50.200 --> 0:46:51.160
<v Speaker 1>just oh, I want that.

0:46:51.600 --> 0:46:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I've never see I don't want to pick my own food.

0:46:54.400 --> 0:46:56.200
<v Speaker 2>I could never go to like a ranch and go

0:46:56.600 --> 0:46:59.360
<v Speaker 2>I'll have Bessie, you know, and then that's on the plate.

0:46:59.400 --> 0:47:01.240
<v Speaker 2>Because if I if I knew the thing was running

0:47:01.239 --> 0:47:03.759
<v Speaker 2>around and I saw it actually living, I would not

0:47:03.800 --> 0:47:04.520
<v Speaker 2>be able to eat it.

0:47:04.600 --> 0:47:04.680
<v Speaker 1>That.

0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:06.879
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, not going to be a vegetarian, but I can't

0:47:06.920 --> 0:47:07.959
<v Speaker 2>eat something that I see living.

0:47:08.000 --> 0:47:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Well. That happened to my mom when she was in Italy.

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:12.959
<v Speaker 1>So they went to the town, the Greek Italian town,

0:47:13.880 --> 0:47:16.960
<v Speaker 1>and my mom was on the farm because we have

0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:19.560
<v Speaker 1>farm over there and she's playing with these bunnies and

0:47:19.560 --> 0:47:21.359
<v Speaker 1>she's like, oh, these are great. And one of the

0:47:21.400 --> 0:47:22.920
<v Speaker 1>relatives came over to her and was like you like

0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:25.279
<v Speaker 1>this one and my mom was like yeah. And then

0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:27.880
<v Speaker 1>for dinner they were like there it is. That's the

0:47:27.880 --> 0:47:30.680
<v Speaker 1>bunny and my mom was like what. Yeah, no, I

0:47:30.680 --> 0:47:32.160
<v Speaker 1>can't do that. You killed it.

0:47:32.360 --> 0:47:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Cannot Yeah, that's why, Like I wouldn't even be able

0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:36.280
<v Speaker 2>to pick up my own Thanksgiving turkey.

0:47:36.560 --> 0:47:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, i'd feel bad.

0:47:37.600 --> 0:47:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't do that. I even feel bad when

0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:41.560
<v Speaker 2>there's like dead animals on the side of the road.

0:47:41.600 --> 0:47:45.279
<v Speaker 2>That's like, yeah, I mean unless they're deer.

0:47:45.600 --> 0:47:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I despise deer, but you still shouldn't want to see

0:47:49.680 --> 0:47:51.600
<v Speaker 1>them dead on the road. No, No, I mean I feel

0:47:51.600 --> 0:47:53.279
<v Speaker 1>bad for the cars more than I do the deer.

0:47:53.600 --> 0:47:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's so well. You know what, I don't live

0:47:55.760 --> 0:47:56.440
<v Speaker 2>in deer country.

0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:59.920
<v Speaker 1>We have so many deer where we're from, and it's

0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:03.080
<v Speaker 1>to the point where it's like you slow down, and

0:48:03.160 --> 0:48:04.960
<v Speaker 1>yet one will still come out of nowhere and be like,

0:48:05.000 --> 0:48:09.799
<v Speaker 1>oh so your core, Yes it's the car you ran

0:48:09.920 --> 0:48:10.560
<v Speaker 1>right into it.

0:48:10.680 --> 0:48:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, people will argue that we took over their land

0:48:13.040 --> 0:48:14.759
<v Speaker 2>and you know they were here first and all this

0:48:14.840 --> 0:48:16.200
<v Speaker 2>kind of whatever, but you know what, learn how to

0:48:16.200 --> 0:48:19.240
<v Speaker 2>cross the street. Yeah, they should be more courteous. Seriously,

0:48:19.320 --> 0:48:21.279
<v Speaker 2>it should be like Utopia. I mean, if there's a

0:48:21.280 --> 0:48:25.520
<v Speaker 2>deer crossing sign, I mean, just I don't know, go slow.

0:48:26.000 --> 0:48:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:48:26.320 --> 0:48:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, I was gonna say something, but I think that

0:48:28.120 --> 0:48:29.799
<v Speaker 2>that someone else's joke, so I don't want to use

0:48:29.840 --> 0:48:31.719
<v Speaker 2>it and making people think it's mine, like on the

0:48:31.719 --> 0:48:35.600
<v Speaker 2>deer cross or the deer crossing sign, so something like that.

0:48:35.360 --> 0:48:37.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh that that was a good one, Scott, Oh, don't

0:48:37.400 --> 0:48:44.839
<v Speaker 1>do that. Oh sorry, No, Look, everyone's laughing. Okay. I

0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:49.040
<v Speaker 1>love having a studio audience. Now, okay, thanks guys, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we're almost at fifty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>What else? Stop, it's not my fault. The crowd's laughing. Okay,

0:48:54.800 --> 0:48:58.239
<v Speaker 1>can't you see him? Sure? What else? Buddy? What else

0:48:58.320 --> 0:49:02.120
<v Speaker 1>you gotta talk about? One? Sending topics? U? No, no

0:49:02.160 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 1>one sent. I think people just like listen to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Freestat Should we read one of the reviews that came in?

0:49:07.840 --> 0:49:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that would be nice. I don't have the review

0:49:10.480 --> 0:49:12.840
<v Speaker 1>thing though. What's the review thing? There's a review jingle?

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<v Speaker 1>There is serial killer?

0:49:14.920 --> 0:49:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but this is not serious, is not serial.

0:49:18.000 --> 0:49:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Kill Technically as a show, we are both the serial killers.

0:49:21.880 --> 0:49:26.279
<v Speaker 1>What oh what do you playing? Commercials? Are playing that

0:49:26.960 --> 0:49:29.200
<v Speaker 1>stupid co commercial? Aha?

0:49:29.280 --> 0:49:32.560
<v Speaker 2>That commercial? I love Aha the drink. It's like celter.

0:49:32.680 --> 0:49:34.920
<v Speaker 2>All those selters are so good. Yeah, but I the

0:49:34.920 --> 0:49:36.200
<v Speaker 2>commercial is so dumb.

0:49:36.360 --> 0:49:39.600
<v Speaker 1>Know what? The best seltzers are nixy n I x

0:49:39.760 --> 0:49:42.880
<v Speaker 1>I E. If you find those seltzers, buy them. I

0:49:42.920 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 1>wish they would sponsor this podcast. I would talk about

0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:48.640
<v Speaker 1>them in glowing reviews all the time. They have caffeinated

0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:51.600
<v Speaker 1>ones that are so good. My favorite is the watermelon mint.

0:49:51.640 --> 0:49:52.560
<v Speaker 1>You know, it's also really good.

0:49:52.560 --> 0:49:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Spin Drift makes a good one, and they make an

0:49:54.320 --> 0:49:57.560
<v Speaker 2>iced tea Seltzer, which I think is interesting.

0:49:57.200 --> 0:50:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Waterloo Seltzer, the grape one. God, I love the Waterloo

0:50:00.960 --> 0:50:04.200
<v Speaker 1>Grape I can't find it, Andrew, I just see all

0:50:04.239 --> 0:50:06.560
<v Speaker 1>the episodes. I do you want me to just do it? No?

0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:09.439
<v Speaker 1>I can just do it. Oh, here it is, It's okay,

0:50:10.000 --> 0:50:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it. Okay, Boomer, I found it. Youre ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, this one's about cereal though, I don't want

0:50:17.120 --> 0:50:19.200
<v Speaker 2>to read the cereal ones, he says. I don't eat

0:50:19.239 --> 0:50:21.400
<v Speaker 2>cereal but simply one of the best podcasts around. I

0:50:21.400 --> 0:50:23.320
<v Speaker 2>don't eat much cereal, but I love hearing your reviews

0:50:23.320 --> 0:50:25.760
<v Speaker 2>at each one. The banter between you guys, it's hilarious

0:50:25.800 --> 0:50:27.480
<v Speaker 2>and I can't get enough of it. Bowl Chat was

0:50:27.520 --> 0:50:28.240
<v Speaker 2>a great addition.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Look forward to it ever week and you keep me

0:50:32.360 --> 0:50:35.719
<v Speaker 2>laughing the whole time. Five balls all around clink see,

0:50:35.840 --> 0:50:36.759
<v Speaker 2>oh we just ended the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye. Nope.

0:50:38.520 --> 0:50:40.640
<v Speaker 2>I love Serial Killers and bowl Chat. I love how

0:50:40.640 --> 0:50:42.879
<v Speaker 2>you guys get along. I love how silly y'all are.

0:50:43.480 --> 0:50:45.839
<v Speaker 2>Just now listening to the dinner Party episode of boll Chat,

0:50:45.880 --> 0:50:49.279
<v Speaker 2>I cannot stop laughing. I'm going to listen over and

0:50:49.400 --> 0:50:50.040
<v Speaker 2>over again.

0:50:50.200 --> 0:50:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Keep it up. Love you both. Thank you, m thank

0:50:52.800 --> 0:50:56.400
<v Speaker 1>you Old Yard. Yeah, you're the best. Oh it's so nice.

0:50:56.719 --> 0:50:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Love boll Chat. I'm not quite sure why I love

0:50:59.480 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 2>bull Chats so much. It's probably because Scotty reminds me

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:03.640
<v Speaker 2>of my sixty five year old mother.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, I love that. Thank you. Who has

0:51:07.920 --> 0:51:11.959
<v Speaker 1>hoarder tendencies? Yes? Does it still thinks that expiration dates

0:51:11.960 --> 0:51:14.040
<v Speaker 1>are just excuses for people to throw out food and

0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:15.600
<v Speaker 1>spend more money at grocery stores.

0:51:16.040 --> 0:51:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Some of the stuff that comes out of his mouth.

0:51:18.200 --> 0:51:21.000
<v Speaker 2>You literally can't make that crap up. Andrew is like

0:51:21.040 --> 0:51:22.960
<v Speaker 2>all of us millennials, just trying to make sense of

0:51:23.000 --> 0:51:26.040
<v Speaker 2>it all. Strum the content, keep up the good work. Well,

0:51:26.080 --> 0:51:27.480
<v Speaker 2>thank you, Irish fan eighty four.

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<v Speaker 1>That was so nice. How does it feel being called

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:33.959
<v Speaker 1>the sixty five year old mother whatever? You're so hip? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Can we can we? I guess we can

0:51:35.560 --> 0:51:39.440
<v Speaker 1>go right? Well should we do? A? Hey, guys, that's

0:51:39.480 --> 0:51:43.359
<v Speaker 1>another episode of belt chet? Thanks for stabbing by? Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>I hate what people say in the books like I

0:51:45.920 --> 0:51:50.000
<v Speaker 2>hate that, like they'll big up another season in the books.

0:51:50.400 --> 0:51:52.600
<v Speaker 1>No, not right a, noother belt chat in the books? No?

0:51:52.920 --> 0:51:56.680
<v Speaker 1>What books? All right? Now the belt chat in the books? Stop?

0:51:57.239 --> 0:51:58.760
<v Speaker 1>There's no books, all right? And then the belchick?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you write it down? It's not in a book.

0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:02.640
<v Speaker 2>You didn't, it's not it's not in the book.

0:52:02.680 --> 0:52:06.319
<v Speaker 1>I hate that. It drives me nuts in the books? No,

0:52:06.880 --> 0:52:07.480
<v Speaker 1>what does it mean?

0:52:07.520 --> 0:52:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Even another chapter is closed? I mean, why do people

0:52:11.840 --> 0:52:13.719
<v Speaker 2>say in the books it.

0:52:13.760 --> 0:52:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Drives me nuts? You again, let's let's go full circle. Yeah,

0:52:17.360 --> 0:52:19.759
<v Speaker 1>I thank god that you work here because it really

0:52:19.800 --> 0:52:22.600
<v Speaker 1>has kept you young and hip. That's what. Yes, it has.

0:52:22.640 --> 0:52:24.160
<v Speaker 2>People don't say in the books anymore.

0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:27.959
<v Speaker 1>Nobody says in the books, and nobody mails and packag juice.

0:52:28.520 --> 0:52:31.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh sick of these young whipper snappers. You absolutely can

0:52:31.640 --> 0:52:33.480
<v Speaker 2>mail a package. If you do it through the post office.

0:52:33.520 --> 0:52:35.319
<v Speaker 1>You have to throw it through the post office. There's

0:52:35.560 --> 0:52:40.319
<v Speaker 1>there's rules for a reason. No, don't worry. We'll get

0:52:40.320 --> 0:52:45.040
<v Speaker 1>you your beans and uh your corn beef for dinner soon. Sport.

0:52:45.160 --> 0:52:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Is that an old band food? I don't understand. No,

0:52:47.480 --> 0:52:50.520
<v Speaker 1>it isn't. Yeah, you should have said like prunes or something.

0:52:51.400 --> 0:52:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Actually I don't mind prunes. Of course you don't, because

0:52:53.560 --> 0:52:57.359
<v Speaker 1>you're old. Yeah I'm old. Actually. Yeah. When I heard

0:52:57.360 --> 0:52:59.799
<v Speaker 1>that little kid say nineteen sixty eight was old, I did,

0:52:59.840 --> 0:53:02.680
<v Speaker 1>for a second, like briefly look back and say to myself,

0:53:02.680 --> 0:53:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, I am getting old. What time is it?

0:53:05.080 --> 0:53:07.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's eleven No, don't say what don't say for

0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:09.919
<v Speaker 1>reish because unless they're listening at that time, it won't

0:53:09.920 --> 0:53:12.319
<v Speaker 1>make sense. It's not eleven ish. Yeah. Oh, they wanted

0:53:12.520 --> 0:53:15.759
<v Speaker 1>us to do an asmr oh damn it? All right,

0:53:15.880 --> 0:53:17.279
<v Speaker 1>how could we do this one? We can eat the

0:53:17.280 --> 0:53:19.920
<v Speaker 1>bread again? Yeah, maybe you should cut it like close

0:53:20.560 --> 0:53:22.600
<v Speaker 1>and then we'll it won't make a sound. Oh can

0:53:22.640 --> 0:53:25.439
<v Speaker 1>I see the can? We should tap the can. Oh wait,

0:53:25.480 --> 0:53:30.000
<v Speaker 1>I have some nuts. Okay, yeah, well it's time for

0:53:30.000 --> 0:53:34.440
<v Speaker 1>some ASMR. Guys highly requested. Here we go again. Should

0:53:34.440 --> 0:53:36.280
<v Speaker 1>we do this because one is yeah, no, no, we shouldn't

0:53:36.280 --> 0:53:38.800
<v Speaker 1>do that. No one. I have almonds. Oh I love almonds.

0:53:40.239 --> 0:53:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, I gotta get up. Okay, I might as

0:53:42.080 --> 0:53:44.000
<v Speaker 1>well get the bowl wall up. We can get out

0:53:44.080 --> 0:53:47.680
<v Speaker 1>of here. Oh wow, someone's a little grumpy pants today.

0:53:48.000 --> 0:53:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh you're just throwing things and now the chair is

0:53:51.000 --> 0:54:00.200
<v Speaker 1>in the view. This old old man, I'm a jerk. Yeah. Okay,

0:54:02.239 --> 0:54:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Well we're gonna do some ASMR for you guys. By

0:54:05.280 --> 0:54:08.160
<v Speaker 1>the way, Yeah, don't have a gift for your significant

0:54:08.200 --> 0:54:11.279
<v Speaker 1>other yet. Check out serial Killers. Oh yeah, you're right.

0:54:11.360 --> 0:54:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Let's quickly do a quick little Plugarouski four ur wx

0:54:17.920 --> 0:54:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Kevin candles. Did you just say plugarooski? Yeah? No, just

0:54:23.440 --> 0:54:23.880
<v Speaker 1>go buy.

0:54:23.800 --> 0:54:26.759
<v Speaker 2>Can it's the old Pluggaroni. Just go buy candle because

0:54:26.760 --> 0:54:27.879
<v Speaker 2>they're cool and they smell good.

0:54:28.000 --> 0:54:32.320
<v Speaker 1>It's the old plugaroos Serial killerspc dot com use code

0:54:32.360 --> 0:54:35.040
<v Speaker 1>serial killer? Is it? Checkout save ten percent and make

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<v Speaker 1>sure oh yeah, you said that. Okay, cool cool, cool

0:54:37.040 --> 0:54:39.000
<v Speaker 1>cool cool. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, there was one thing from Happy Endings,

0:54:43.040 --> 0:54:45.040
<v Speaker 2>because you say, you say a lot of stuff from there. Yes,

0:54:45.080 --> 0:54:46.919
<v Speaker 2>and we found the first one. Which one.

0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:52.280
<v Speaker 1>You go, oh, that's what Brad does? Yeah he does. Yeah, okay, okay,

0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:54.920
<v Speaker 1>hold on, we gotta get them the almonds, all right,

0:54:54.960 --> 0:54:57.000
<v Speaker 1>So how are we gonna eat these in your mouth?

0:54:57.280 --> 0:55:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I knew that. Just take two? All right.

0:55:01.400 --> 0:55:06.759
<v Speaker 1>So this is really stupid. But people requested as Mr again,

0:55:06.960 --> 0:55:13.839
<v Speaker 1>what does stand for? I don't know. Oh, oh, oh,

0:55:14.440 --> 0:55:17.160
<v Speaker 1>yours is so much crunch here it is. I gotta

0:55:17.200 --> 0:55:20.080
<v Speaker 1>have a bad one. I'm not gonna lie. I'll try

0:55:20.120 --> 0:55:26.479
<v Speaker 1>this one. Oh oh, that's got a nice crunch. Yeah,

0:55:27.000 --> 0:55:31.200
<v Speaker 1>let me do my last helmit. Oh that was a

0:55:31.200 --> 0:55:33.799
<v Speaker 1>good one. I'm okay with the crunchy thing. But like

0:55:33.880 --> 0:55:36.640
<v Speaker 1>the lip smacking sound. I don't like that at all.

0:55:36.960 --> 0:55:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't either. Oh, your dick of cash cash, that

0:55:44.040 --> 0:55:47.840
<v Speaker 1>a nice crunch. I'm gonna try my cash you now,

0:55:47.840 --> 0:55:52.600
<v Speaker 1>are you ready? Mm hmm? Okay? Like are people getting

0:55:52.600 --> 0:55:56.080
<v Speaker 1>wood right now? I don't understand? Like why who don't

0:55:56.080 --> 0:55:58.920
<v Speaker 1>you remember I found out this conspiracy theory about them.

0:55:58.960 --> 0:56:02.040
<v Speaker 1>What I it is a really whole You don't listen

0:56:02.040 --> 0:56:02.560
<v Speaker 1>to what I'm saying.

0:56:02.560 --> 0:56:04.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. Yeah, you know, I don't have my preverging.

0:56:04.880 --> 0:56:06.719
<v Speaker 1>That's true. You don't have your jelly fish oil or

0:56:06.760 --> 0:56:10.600
<v Speaker 1>whatever it is. No, people, there's like a whole subset. No, No,

0:56:10.719 --> 0:56:14.400
<v Speaker 1>that was dirty counters. What the dirty counter videos that

0:56:14.440 --> 0:56:17.839
<v Speaker 1>you see where people put like tons of food. Oh

0:56:17.920 --> 0:56:21.320
<v Speaker 1>that's stupid. That's like a weird fetish, and so is ASMR.

0:56:21.440 --> 0:56:24.320
<v Speaker 2>It's a fetish of some idiots spreading raggou on a table.

0:56:24.480 --> 0:56:27.680
<v Speaker 1>Yes, why, it's a messy food fetish. Look it up.

0:56:28.520 --> 0:56:30.240
<v Speaker 2>I know that people like crazy stuff.

0:56:30.320 --> 0:56:31.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's one of them.

0:56:31.760 --> 0:56:34.000
<v Speaker 2>They're getting the rocks off to saw some counter. I

0:56:34.040 --> 0:56:34.760
<v Speaker 2>don't understand.

0:56:34.840 --> 0:56:37.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't either, But you know what, different strokes for

0:56:37.719 --> 0:56:38.480
<v Speaker 1>different folks.

0:56:38.640 --> 0:56:40.680
<v Speaker 2>Now the world don't move, like, why don't you have

0:56:40.719 --> 0:56:41.200
<v Speaker 2>that in there?

0:56:41.320 --> 0:56:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Well? I mean, now I will. Do you have Do

0:56:42.960 --> 0:56:45.319
<v Speaker 1>you have a drum beat? I don't, but I'll put

0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:47.879
<v Speaker 1>one in through them. Oh wait, just one drum. That's

0:56:47.880 --> 0:56:51.759
<v Speaker 1>just one drum today. You know Cooper, she was at

0:56:51.760 --> 0:56:56.200
<v Speaker 1>the old cider Mill last weekend and she conned her

0:56:56.200 --> 0:57:00.440
<v Speaker 1>friend's dad into buying honeycomb, not the cereal, but you know,

0:57:00.480 --> 0:57:03.480
<v Speaker 1>because she sees it on TikTok ASMR, the whole thing.

0:57:04.040 --> 0:57:06.000
<v Speaker 2>So she took it out. She's like, we're gonna asmr,

0:57:06.040 --> 0:57:10.960
<v Speaker 2>you know. And then she was like, because it's all

0:57:11.040 --> 0:57:13.160
<v Speaker 2>it's waxy. Yes, it's very white.

0:57:12.920 --> 0:57:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Like it's almost like the wax bottle candies.

0:57:15.040 --> 0:57:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Yes, the car would have the juice intuf. Kids think

0:57:16.920 --> 0:57:18.920
<v Speaker 2>it makes like a nice crunch down, but no it doesn't.

0:57:18.960 --> 0:57:21.560
<v Speaker 2>It's gross and it's good. I love honey, It's delicious.

0:57:21.720 --> 0:57:23.080
<v Speaker 2>You like to eat the wax po I.

0:57:23.040 --> 0:57:25.240
<v Speaker 1>Love the honeycomb. I could eat that by itself.

0:57:25.240 --> 0:57:26.600
<v Speaker 2>I'll bring it in for you. You can have it because

0:57:26.600 --> 0:57:27.840
<v Speaker 2>one of my favorite We don't know what to do

0:57:27.880 --> 0:57:28.120
<v Speaker 2>with it.

0:57:28.240 --> 0:57:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Our friend has a I guess not a bee farm

0:57:31.920 --> 0:57:34.080
<v Speaker 1>but whatever they call him with the bee hive hive,

0:57:34.560 --> 0:57:37.280
<v Speaker 1>and we would harvest the honey and they would sometimes

0:57:37.320 --> 0:57:39.840
<v Speaker 1>give us the fresh comb and it's so good to eat.

0:57:40.160 --> 0:57:41.680
<v Speaker 2>I let her stick my finger in there. I just

0:57:41.720 --> 0:57:42.479
<v Speaker 2>ticked the honey right.

0:57:42.400 --> 0:57:45.360
<v Speaker 1>Off, you know, like Winnie the Pooh. Yeah in a pot. Yeah,

0:57:45.400 --> 0:57:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I like that. I love honey. Yeah. Same.

0:57:47.240 --> 0:57:49.440
<v Speaker 2>There are times when my throat won't be a little scratchy,

0:57:50.160 --> 0:57:51.400
<v Speaker 2>and I'll just drink right from the bear.

0:57:51.600 --> 0:57:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, just like the cheese.

0:57:54.120 --> 0:57:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I turned the bear right upside down and just

0:57:55.640 --> 0:57:57.840
<v Speaker 2>squeeze it into my mouth. Write down the old hatch,

0:57:58.080 --> 0:58:00.560
<v Speaker 2>right down the old hatches like I like honey. Yeah, same,

0:58:00.640 --> 0:58:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm a fan. If you go to McDonald's you can

0:58:02.520 --> 0:58:04.800
<v Speaker 2>get just honey packets. It's a little dipping cup.

0:58:04.960 --> 0:58:06.720
<v Speaker 1>I've seen that. And you can get your chicken ugget.

0:58:06.800 --> 0:58:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Becase Cooper likes the chicken McNuggets and the honey,

0:58:08.840 --> 0:58:10.040
<v Speaker 2>and I'll just get them and drink them.

0:58:10.120 --> 0:58:12.480
<v Speaker 1>I love honey. Can you dray me home today? I

0:58:12.520 --> 0:58:14.520
<v Speaker 1>don't think so. Damn it? All right? What if I

0:58:14.560 --> 0:58:16.200
<v Speaker 1>bought you some nice.

0:58:16.160 --> 0:58:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh would you buy me burger king? Yeah, they have

0:58:17.880 --> 0:58:21.439
<v Speaker 2>the chicken parm sandwich. It's back great. What's the matter

0:58:21.440 --> 0:58:21.680
<v Speaker 2>with that?

0:58:21.760 --> 0:58:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, it sounds good. Two for five? You can have one. No,

0:58:25.480 --> 0:58:26.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm busy.

0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:28.320
<v Speaker 2>It's kind of stupid. You get one for four ninety

0:58:28.400 --> 0:58:29.320
<v Speaker 2>nine and two for five.

0:58:29.760 --> 0:58:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's not smart.

0:58:30.840 --> 0:58:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's not smart as a consumer, as a company

0:58:32.800 --> 0:58:34.080
<v Speaker 2>short because you push more stuff.

0:58:34.200 --> 0:58:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the other thing I want to quickly mention,

0:58:36.360 --> 0:58:39.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I know we're running overboard on this one.

0:58:39.320 --> 0:58:41.000
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I love that the Burger King logo

0:58:41.040 --> 0:58:42.680
<v Speaker 2>has reverted back to the Lody logo.

0:58:42.800 --> 0:58:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Love it. My favorite. One thing I will say I

0:58:44.480 --> 0:58:46.240
<v Speaker 1>don't like is how all these restaurants are now doing

0:58:46.280 --> 0:58:48.480
<v Speaker 1>rewards programs. Why do you not like it? I just

0:58:48.520 --> 0:58:51.240
<v Speaker 1>think it's like encouraging to eat bad food. I get

0:58:51.240 --> 0:58:53.360
<v Speaker 1>free fries all the time, That's what I'm saying. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not good. It's only gonna lead for like people to

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<v Speaker 1>just eat more. But if you're gonna get fries anyway

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<v Speaker 1>and now they're free, why not. Yes, just I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like it's encouraging bad food habits, like, oh, I should

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<v Speaker 1>go to McDonald's because I have a free large fry

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<v Speaker 1>I need to spend. Hey, do you think doing a

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<v Speaker 1>sugar cereal podcast is not encouraging people to eat poorly? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>You know that behind us. That's why we have things

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<v Speaker 1>like Morning Crisp and other granolas.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no cereal behind us that's any good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah really yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? The keto ones that we throw up.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So, the worst disgusting cereals are the only ones

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<v Speaker 2>that are kind of okay for you, and we don't

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<v Speaker 2>like them.

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<v Speaker 1>My chair fell okay, Oh god, dude, would you please? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really serious right now, so just push.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing and come back up. No, but it fell,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I think it's time to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hold on, hold on? Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for listening to this episode of bowl Chat,

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<v Speaker 2>the sister podcast to Serial Killers. That's the podcast that

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<v Speaker 2>started at all where we talk about cereal and we

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<v Speaker 2>think inside the.

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<v Speaker 1>Box, and this is the one that we just talk

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<v Speaker 1>about things. So thank you for listening to us talk

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<v Speaker 1>about things.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know what another cool Holidy gift would be?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Serial Killers t shirt? Still a few left in

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<v Speaker 1>the shop serial killerspc dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know, we just sold one. And I promised

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<v Speaker 2>I would say hi? Okay, can can I just say

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<v Speaker 2>hi real quick?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to play this one sound effect that I

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<v Speaker 1>also added, go ahead, that's like from nineteen eighty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. It's Nelson. I know who it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Lisa in Comac Long Island. Thank you for purchasing a

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<v Speaker 2>medium serial Killers T shirt? Yay, medium, thank you. I

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<v Speaker 2>wonder if it's a gift for somebody and I just

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<v Speaker 2>ruined it. Yeah, but there's lots of There are a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of Lisa's in Comak. Well, trust me, twenty twenty two,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna do more merch. The people would want it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like we should.

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<v Speaker 2>Have had like Christmas ornaments, agreed, because I saw those freakin' Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 1>Boys and Carla Mariray and Anthony. Yeah, Carla Marie, that Carla, Yeah, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>that old Carla. She has vibrators. Yeah that Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>like the Carla vibrator. Yeah, that's so messed up. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I guess maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>We could make like the Andrew and Scotti flashlight. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, and with that said, oh not that just

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<v Speaker 2>hit the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's another bullshat in the books for you guys. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for listening. We talked about a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of fun stuff today, don't you think so? Scat

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<v Speaker 1>time only. Yeah, this is a really long one. This

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<v Speaker 1>could be a record.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it before you turn the music off and

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<v Speaker 2>look back at the screen, what does it say?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? We're over an hour. Wow, it's our first hour

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<v Speaker 1>long episode. Are you sure? Yes? Okay, We've never done

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<v Speaker 1>an hour long episode. Also, we're getting the spoonies ready,

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<v Speaker 1>so be prepared, folks. Wait, what are the spoonies? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know because I'm not listening for Cereal right now?

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<v Speaker 2>What's a spoony?

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<v Speaker 1>Well on our serial podcast that you can listen to

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<v Speaker 1>every Monday, we're doing our award show. We had to

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<v Speaker 1>take off last year because of COVID. You know, the

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<v Speaker 1>theaters were closed. We were trying to get the staples sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>the Crypto dot com arena and you know it just

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<v Speaker 1>was closed because of COVID. But it's our Serial Award

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<v Speaker 1>show where we're gonna award the best serial, the worst serial,

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<v Speaker 1>the listener's choice, all these fun categories. The nominees are

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<v Speaker 1>coming soon. Damn it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just lost a sneeze. That is the worst feeling ever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was coming, and then you wouldn't shut up so

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<v Speaker 2>I lost it.

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<v Speaker 1>You shit it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go, Andrew, we'll have it. Well, enjoy the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of your week, because yes, we'll see you on Monday

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<v Speaker 2>with an all new serial Killers. Then another one of

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<v Speaker 2>these stupid bull chats on wend.

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<v Speaker 1>These stupid bull chats where I could talk for an hour,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna poopooh on it because I'm sket all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Take care, we gotta go. Say clink Andrew, clink clink Yay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now let's see if it recorded, it better have I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not even kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be so mad at you.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember the one that we did with the honey and

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<v Speaker 2>the bees under my steps and it never recorded and

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<v Speaker 2>I would not replicate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember hook by fingers us by yo hmm okay,