1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:03,040 Speaker 1: Hello, lovely listeners. Kevin Pollock here just letting you know 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 1: the next live show for Alchemy. This will be on 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: July one, seven pm West Side Comedy Theater. If you're 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: in the Santa Monica, California area or anywhere near it 5 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: July one, please come join us. Tickets to go fast 6 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: as I did last time. We'd love to see you there. 7 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: Go to west Side Comedy dot com for more. Welcome 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: back to another episode of Alchemy. This once again piloting 9 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: this comedy dirigible is me Cole Stratton, filling in for 10 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock while he films the usual suspects to Hockney's 11 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 1: adventure in Queen's Let's go ahead and meet today's Alchemists. First, up, 12 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: a huffle puff in sitherin clothing, Vanessa Ragland. No, I 13 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,879 Speaker 1: don't answer to that. Well, be which Hogwarts has? Do 14 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:58,959 Speaker 1: you want to be in one? I've taken the quizzes. 15 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: I'm a humble but it just bums me out that 16 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:07,759 Speaker 1: you know, I figured. Next, it's a guy who looks 17 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: like the offspring of any eighties teen movie villain, Joey Greer. 18 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: Thank you, Joey. What fashion think for me? Youth? Do 19 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:22,680 Speaker 1: you want to bring back cowboy boots. I just just 20 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: cowboy boots, nothing else. Nice. She's the wind beneath my wings. 21 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,279 Speaker 1: Carla Kakowski, Carla, how many times have you seen beaches? 22 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:37,039 Speaker 1: Honestly at thousands without and it? Yet it never ends differently, 23 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: it never does. But man, Bette Midler, she really can sing. 24 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:46,400 Speaker 1: You never had a friend like him. It's Mark Gagliardi. Hi, Mark, 25 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: you played a Latin gene. Do you think Will Smith 26 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: Scott what it takes? Yes? I do. I think he's 27 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: got what it takes. I think it doesn't have nearly 28 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: enough blue on him through most of that movie. If 29 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: we all had to get painted blue, he's got to 30 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: get painted blue. There you go. Next up is everyone's 31 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: favorite exper it on water carbonation, Craig. Craig, what's the 32 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: best flavor of fizzy water? Well, I'm gonna go with 33 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 1: pample Moose because Lacroix is a sponsor for this podcast, 34 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: and if they aren't, they should be. Finally A master 35 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: of the Sega game gear James Heeney, That's incredible that 36 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 1: you know that. That's how many people realize I've beaten 37 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: the sonic game that was released on game gear I figured, 38 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 1: what are they overdue to make a movie? If you well, 39 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: obviously I can't say Sonic because they're doing it, like 40 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: it or not. I would say we could really use 41 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: a video game of Oh god, this is a big question. 42 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: Would agree with that. I think that we've had the conversation. 43 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's get to our first scene. Okay, okay, 44 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 1: let's never do this. Just friend to send a shout 45 00:02:55,600 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: out and maybe maybe suggest careful listening from St. Sebastian School. Key, 46 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: we've got an eighth grade at least one eighth grade fan? 47 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: Uh so is that I just want for everything I've done? 48 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 1: Anything clear? Is your parents? Whether or not you be 49 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 1: thinking about those things? I don't know. We're just gonna live. 50 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: Bleep the show stand, school kid, drink Lacroix. Well. All 51 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: of today's scene suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails. 52 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: If you'd like to submit yours, please write the podcast 53 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: at your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's 54 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,839 Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. Our first 55 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: scene comes from Kane, who wrote, Hello, my name is Kane. 56 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: I just wanted to say that I have a bruised rib. 57 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: It hurts to laugh this show hurts so good, but 58 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: I think it would make a great scene if you're 59 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: all at a Bingo night for the elderly. Thanks for 60 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 1: the great show, and I listen every week the day 61 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: they drop, keep on, keeping on sixteen. I said sixteen, 62 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: There is there is no sixteen. B I don't have sixteen. 63 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 1: Well then you can't. You can't block it off, Then 64 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: have six to me. I have a be only yelling 65 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: out with bingo. Oh, dominic, dominic, You're gonna have to 66 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: be a lot nicer to the patrons, as nice as 67 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: I can be. I know, and I'd like it to 68 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,080 Speaker 1: be nicer, Dominic. I have a one in a six. 69 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 1: I've got a one in a series. Do not freak 70 00:04:21,839 --> 00:04:26,119 Speaker 1: out this car. What happened to Eugene? He's the old caller. 71 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 1: Eugene has gotten sick, so I gotta take over for 72 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: a bit. I like Eugene. He's very charming. Eugene is great. 73 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 1: Eugene liked me. Wait a second, I'm dating Eugene. Oh, 74 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: not liked me. Liked me? Okay, it's liked me. Okay. 75 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: He liked you, liked you, didn't he liked like like 76 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:52,599 Speaker 1: like he like like Sandra, You wrestle. Amazing. Thank you. 77 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 1: He had a pun or a joke for every number 78 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: in the Bengo tin J seventy seven. There's no J 79 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:06,920 Speaker 1: Jay seventy seven, Dominic. Could we be a little less 80 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: compative in a little more punny. I think I'm being 81 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: as less compative as I can be right now. Oh 82 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 1: that was kind of cute what you just did right there. 83 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,159 Speaker 1: I like that a little bit. Watch out, she's handsy. 84 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:25,720 Speaker 1: This game is really slowed down. Sorry, I got seventeen 85 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:28,279 Speaker 1: boards and I'm dabbing all of them. You've been greasing 86 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,159 Speaker 1: your wheels. Huh, that's right. I'm planning to Wooden tonight. 87 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: Oh boy, Carl, I've been calling you and you've not 88 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: been returning my message. Have you been calling cars because 89 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: he likes me? This is unfair. I figured you gotta 90 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: be koy at eighty six. So I'm waiting the two 91 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 1: and a half months before I return your call, which 92 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 1: will be in the form of a nice thank you 93 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: for calling card that I send you to your mailing address. 94 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:59,279 Speaker 1: Well that sounds very sweet, So I'll just wait in anticipation. 95 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: I'm dying alone. A fifty seven. Would there be any 96 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: Maybe it's a knockoff board. Maybe it's bjo? Are we 97 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 1: playing banjo? Nomin questions? Only speak out when you have bingo? 98 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,039 Speaker 1: Watch Germany. It's dominic. It's dominic. I like that. I 99 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,600 Speaker 1: like the way that you will get real upset. Great. Wait, 100 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: was that a seventy seven banjo? Alright? Alright, Carl, let 101 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: me see your card here. It's right here. I'm sure 102 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 1: it's accurate that that inexplicably that does say banjo, and 103 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: you have filled out the whole card. Looks like you 104 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: get your prize. Oh will you take me on a 105 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 1: date in two months? You sent me that card? Just 106 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: don't die in the interim. I won't. I'm never gonna die. 107 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:55,279 Speaker 1: If she dies, I might be alive. I'm never dying. 108 00:06:55,440 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 1: No promises, but I pretty hell flee Carl. And I've 109 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 1: taken care of a man before until he died and 110 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: I I buried in myself. Carl and that dudes are 111 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: same for you. I'm sorry this is just coming off 112 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: as desperate. I'm a big banjoe winner. Now I don't 113 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 1: have time for your Carl. Come on that, relax, relax. 114 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: I am god, He's God. Don't you say I'm down here? 115 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:35,720 Speaker 1: Get up, Dominic. You're so strong. You're very strong. Thank you. 116 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: All right, Where's where's Eugene? He's our normal caller. He's sick. 117 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,800 Speaker 1: Eugene is still sick, and Dominic's taking up. Don't worry, 118 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 1: you know what, Let I'll get more shardony. Dominique. You're 119 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: making me feel as light as a baby, the way 120 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 1: you're carrying me, very soft skin and soft bones. It's 121 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: because I don't touch many things, and many of the 122 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 1: don't touch me. I flake like a pastry. I love croissance. 123 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 1: I look like a croissant. Yeah, you really do. That's taste. 124 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 1: Put my teeth out from me. Look at the rated 125 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 1: art movie going on over here. My goodness, we gotta 126 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: turn that off. That's too much, that's too violent for everybody. 127 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: Excuse me, you must be Dominic. You're putting away that 128 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 1: bingo stuff in the back of your car. Yeah, hey, 129 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 1: I'm I'm from the group where you're to collect the skimmings. 130 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: The group you mean, I'm the guy that runs the 131 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:48,839 Speaker 1: gambling here. Yeah, we works for him. We works for 132 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,680 Speaker 1: the guy. All right, gentlemen, if you want to go 133 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 1: back inside that dominic, you don't want to go the 134 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 1: way that eutene did do you Domini? You need to 135 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:03,080 Speaker 1: hold me with two hands. Put you down? Why you 136 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,000 Speaker 1: holding that? Lady's kind of going on a date. Her 137 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,680 Speaker 1: legs are so softer, bones, so soft to scar really walk. 138 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 1: But listen, Dominic, it's customary. You give us a couple 139 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,560 Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Stop poking me with your kids. It's you know, 140 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,959 Speaker 1: give me some money. Do you work for your gene? No, 141 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 1: we worked for the down. You know the down. This 142 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:29,280 Speaker 1: guy's mom. Listen, this is outside of your area. I 143 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 1: wasn't trying to bring you into it. But this guy here, 144 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:38,679 Speaker 1: this Domine, she's baking. Stop poker, she's flaking. Dominic. I'm 145 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,840 Speaker 1: gonna come here tomorrow, and you better have twice the 146 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:45,480 Speaker 1: money from the spingo games. It's just prizes, it's just price. 147 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,360 Speaker 1: It's just prizes. Okay, Well I need ten percent of 148 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:54,480 Speaker 1: those prices tomorrow. Yeah, boss needs ten percent. Okay. Great, 149 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,240 Speaker 1: being extorted by two elderly men, you got it. We're 150 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,760 Speaker 1: not that. We're not that. We your old Let me done. 151 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,440 Speaker 1: Mitchellski is all. We're not that all. You guys are all. 152 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,640 Speaker 1: They're all. Don't say that. I got a lot of 153 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 1: years ahead of me. I don't want to. I had 154 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:16,480 Speaker 1: to give you a really good Okay, we got the take, uh, Don, 155 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:19,959 Speaker 1: Don Mitchellski. What do we got? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we 156 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,320 Speaker 1: we we got just just just like he didn't understand that, 157 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 1: the old Don, he didn't understand that the Eugene didn't 158 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 1: understand the deal for years. No, Dot, Don, we already 159 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:35,079 Speaker 1: killed Eugene. We had to kill the guy. Look, I've 160 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 1: been the head of the Polish mob in this town 161 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 1: for for so long. The truth is, ever since you 162 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 1: ended up in this home here, I don't think you've 163 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:44,719 Speaker 1: had the same kind of is he used to out 164 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,920 Speaker 1: in the streets. Yeah, well, well yeah, well what do 165 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,720 Speaker 1: we got? What do we got? Well, we got nothing today, 166 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,840 Speaker 1: but I think we sent the message to give us 167 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,360 Speaker 1: ten percent of the skimmings tomorrow. Yeah, we might get 168 00:10:55,400 --> 00:11:03,400 Speaker 1: some some bingo prices for you. A miski you know it, candy? 169 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 1: If I put some cinnamin in it, you better put 170 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 1: some cup. Don Mitchellski, how come she gets to call 171 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 1: you Mr? We gotta call you done. It's done. Just 172 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,520 Speaker 1: your first name, Don is my first name. But I'm 173 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:22,239 Speaker 1: also the goddamn Don. Okay, Okay, I'm Don Donald Matchewski, 174 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: head of the Polish mob. Okay, I think maybe it's 175 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:31,600 Speaker 1: time that you pass on the reins, pass the torch, 176 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,560 Speaker 1: past the torch, and things down if you will. All Right, 177 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:40,199 Speaker 1: what are you talking about here? You're too old. Both 178 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: of us were already getting old. Two people say, well, 179 00:11:42,559 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: you're pretty old. Yeah, but we're next in line. Yeah. 180 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,360 Speaker 1: I mean I'm in line behind him, so you know, 181 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,920 Speaker 1: I'm like the speaker of this particular house. Uneasy is 182 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: the head that wears the crown. Well, I've been doing 183 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 1: this case for probably forty is trying to take down? Then? 184 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,080 Speaker 1: Do you want to write this down or is this 185 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,200 Speaker 1: just for an extra credit project that you're doing. Yeah, 186 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 1: I'm just writing a report on what's it like to 187 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,840 Speaker 1: be a detective from my fifth grade class. Well, it's tough. 188 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 1: You don't rest until the job is done, and not 189 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 1: every don't ever rest. I've never rested, I've never slept. 190 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,640 Speaker 1: I only eat what I have to and I you 191 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 1: earn it on myself all the time. That's pretty much 192 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 1: my life. Wow, but I'm not going to rest until 193 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 1: the don is in jail. Okay, Um, what would you 194 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:35,199 Speaker 1: say your favorite part of the job is? Uh, we'll 195 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 1: connecting with you. Yeah, I gotta feel six pages. So 196 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 1: could you talk a little more about it? Well, it 197 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 1: uh started about forty years ago. Okay, sergeant, I got 198 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,680 Speaker 1: your apple sauce. Oh, thank you so much. Could you 199 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,960 Speaker 1: open it my hands? Thank you? And I'm only gonna 200 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 1: eat this when I have to. All right? Is it true? 201 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: You're thirty one? It is? It is not resting really 202 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:06,080 Speaker 1: ages yet, it really really does. Yes, have you ever 203 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,600 Speaker 1: killed a guy? Yes? I have bare hands, knive guns, 204 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:13,120 Speaker 1: you name it. I've actually had animals trained to attack people. 205 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 1: What you name it. I can throw scenarios in which 206 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: you we have killed people at you and you'll tell 207 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,200 Speaker 1: you if you've done it. Push somebody in front of 208 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:23,120 Speaker 1: a train, yes, Um made them watch all of alf 209 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 1: and not eat okay, um bandanas? Yes, a magic trick 210 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:39,480 Speaker 1: gone wrong? Yes? Wow, uh your soft lips. Yes, young man, 211 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,960 Speaker 1: you're getting this Principle's office right now. I read your 212 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 1: paper accurate. I don't care if it's a accurate. It 213 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,240 Speaker 1: is NC sevent team rate. And some of the things 214 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,480 Speaker 1: you wrote in this paper. You just listed seventy three 215 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,079 Speaker 1: ways to kill a man. That's right. And then there 216 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 1: was a little bit of weird smud at the end, 217 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,880 Speaker 1: he's don't yell at my son. I read the PA, 218 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,680 Speaker 1: but myself I approved the paper man. That might that 219 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,360 Speaker 1: might say something about you as well. I'm sure it does, 220 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,080 Speaker 1: and I also approve of it of our son. Our 221 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,760 Speaker 1: son is wonderful. Yes, your son is wonderful. He is 222 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 1: a gifted writer. The problem is he and I are 223 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: empathic parents, truly are so much so that I know 224 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 1: exactly how he's feeling right at this moment, I know 225 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:27,680 Speaker 1: how doll he's feeling. Look, look, Mrs and Mrs Kombucha, 226 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: can you please, just for a moment try and see 227 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 1: it from the school's point of view? Of course we can. 228 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: We're in paths. I'm seeing it. I'm a brick building. 229 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 1: It's horrible. Could it be you have no problem with 230 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 1: my paper, but you just have a problem with my 231 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,480 Speaker 1: two moms. I mean, I didn't want to say that 232 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:50,320 Speaker 1: a lot. It's just you know, your son is showing 233 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 1: graphic depictions of death and murder, have you, Yes, I've 234 00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:03,080 Speaker 1: heard of Maltese falcon Bring a bell and you'll pedestrian mind. Look, 235 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,800 Speaker 1: you don't get to be the principle of a school 236 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,760 Speaker 1: without having seen the Maltese falcon and having a decidedly 237 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 1: non pedestrian fully driver's license. I' not even had a manicure. 238 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 1: I don't see how that has anything to do with it. 239 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,240 Speaker 1: Oh well, if you, if you had had a manicure, 240 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:20,960 Speaker 1: maybe you'd understand. Maybe you don't understand fine of things. 241 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,560 Speaker 1: This is noa, this is NOA. Now I think we've 242 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:30,120 Speaker 1: won this round, all right, Queen kiss, watch the school 243 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:35,360 Speaker 1: for a while. Well, it's Bingo night again. I hope 244 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:39,080 Speaker 1: you Jean's back. I've already finished his entire bottle of 245 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: shot in a. Oh they're already given it out. Yeah, 246 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:47,680 Speaker 1: well I stole it. I was in for four days. 247 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,320 Speaker 1: Four days I was in the pack. Oh no, they 248 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:56,680 Speaker 1: forgot about you. It was a speedbumplias my drench. They 249 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:05,680 Speaker 1: if I try up against my body survived, alright. Sorry, 250 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:11,440 Speaker 1: So I am. I'm Trevor, that dominant. He's sick. So 251 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 1: I'm Trevor Dominic. Damnique left me to dry. Hey, Trevor, 252 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 1: I was the big banjo winner last week. Here's ten 253 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,720 Speaker 1: percent of my prize quilt. I was told I had 254 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,840 Speaker 1: to cut it all from bring it here as tribute 255 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,760 Speaker 1: or something. Oh, I don't know anything about that. Thank 256 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 1: you for the gift. I'll keep that right here. You 257 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 1: look like a very nice guy, and I think you're 258 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,080 Speaker 1: gonna do great. I think everyone's gonna do great. Are 259 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:41,760 Speaker 1: you okay? Man? You're flaking skin and I'm getting great. Okay, okay, 260 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:49,360 Speaker 1: my this isn't blush on me cheeks. That's plasm Okay, Uh, 261 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 1: let's all get started. Everyone has a sheet, and I 262 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,920 Speaker 1: have seven more weeks until I received Kyle's car. Does 263 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,160 Speaker 1: that correct? Call? Seven more weeks? Drafting it up as 264 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:03,000 Speaker 1: we speak, But I keep calling and leaving messages. Oh 265 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,639 Speaker 1: that's a little romance going on here. Yes, oh that's great. Yes, 266 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,960 Speaker 1: excuse me, just let me roll my way, sir. I've 267 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,360 Speaker 1: come for my ten percent of the prize. That's right here. 268 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:21,240 Speaker 1: Oh well, there's there's all just we have boxed wine, 269 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,640 Speaker 1: we have another quilt, and we got fifteen dollar gift 270 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,800 Speaker 1: card to Algard. So these are all prizes that anyone 271 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:34,080 Speaker 1: can win. Is donn your first name? Donald? Oh? Donald? Yes, 272 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 1: lovely to meet you. Out of the Polish mob nos 273 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:44,320 Speaker 1: drovia nostrovia. I'm also Polish. Hey here my girl, she's 274 00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:50,959 Speaker 1: my girl. Okay, of all the girls here, whoa, whoa, 275 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:55,000 Speaker 1: Don get my yellow Okay, I get to choose which part. 276 00:17:55,680 --> 00:18:02,639 Speaker 1: All right, let's just get into the bingo it a 277 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 1: flake to go? I sixty, I sixty, Banjo. Okay, well't 278 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:16,680 Speaker 1: we just started. So let's see here. I sixty, I sixty, 279 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:24,199 Speaker 1: you're sixty sixty stuff larting with Don. I've got my 280 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,879 Speaker 1: service revolver here some players and found it taking it 281 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:31,480 Speaker 1: out in years and so it's still loaded. Head on, 282 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 1: back away slowly, revolver. You don't put a goddamn gun 283 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,320 Speaker 1: on me. It's a really rated movie in here, isn't it. 284 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:47,560 Speaker 1: A knife bears in his cane, poking with my cow. 285 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:55,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god, my bleeding out in a shot travel 286 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: I sixty, I sixty. You're way older, Amy and Benjo. 287 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:09,240 Speaker 1: We did everybody, We did it. That's it. That's right. 288 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,639 Speaker 1: About four more hours left in that saga. Yeah, I 289 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:22,600 Speaker 1: feel poor woman who has left out? All right. Seen 290 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:29,440 Speaker 1: two comes from Chris, who wrote, Hello alchemists, you missed me? 291 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:34,000 Speaker 1: Great scene about people they really missed someone. I mean 292 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: this could be him as a recent transplant from l 293 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,760 Speaker 1: A to New England. There are a few things I'm 294 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,080 Speaker 1: going to miss Dearly. The first is going to Fenway 295 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 1: Park to watch the Red Sox with my dad. I 296 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,920 Speaker 1: was always fascinated by the roaming concession sellers and their 297 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Speaker 1: untenny ability to throw bags of peanuts accurately from a 298 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,760 Speaker 1: section over, and their ability to remain emotionless in the 299 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,920 Speaker 1: face of hecklers and the inebriated. Thank you for consistently 300 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,960 Speaker 1: bringing me to tears from laughing so hard. And no, 301 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,360 Speaker 1: thank you for doing wind creezing down the four of five. 302 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:06,000 Speaker 1: Cheers Chris, Oh, he's here to l a Now wait 303 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:15,280 Speaker 1: what welcome christ Car. He's my section buddy. Come on, yeah, 304 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,720 Speaker 1: but you're selling peanuts. I've selling popcorn. I'm prenus over 305 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 1: here to get the all out of here. Look look, look, look, look. 306 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,439 Speaker 1: You've seen nobody want peanuts and popcorn. I never seen them. 307 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 1: A good dame. If only one salty treat put person, 308 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,080 Speaker 1: that's effect cracker jacks, both peanuts and popcorn and him 309 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:32,879 Speaker 1: get either. Guys got cracker jacks? Wait? Hang on one second, 310 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,520 Speaker 1: Hang on one second, head guy, Hey, hey, Pally, what 311 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 1: let me just throw a quick idea to you quick. 312 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,920 Speaker 1: Let's say we mix up some of my pean some 313 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 1: of what I got. Okay, I got some of your peanuts. 314 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,960 Speaker 1: We sell this guy some cracker jacks. We're gonna need 315 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: somebody with a toy, though, because they always got a 316 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,760 Speaker 1: toy in a bottom. There's a kid over there. What 317 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,760 Speaker 1: do you want? Get out of my face, get your 318 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:59,120 Speaker 1: fingers out of It's a good one. It's a car. 319 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,280 Speaker 1: It's a car. It turns into a machine because the 320 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,320 Speaker 1: car is a machine you talking about? Please go talk 321 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,480 Speaker 1: to her. So where is this? I'm the mother, she's 322 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,000 Speaker 1: my step mom. Why did you have to say that? 323 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,240 Speaker 1: Because I wanted to be clear. I've been your step 324 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,879 Speaker 1: mom since you're two months old. What's going on? It? 325 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,840 Speaker 1: What's going on? You don't you know what? I don't 326 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 1: see anyone else stepping up to the mother play, and 327 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,880 Speaker 1: yet I don't get the title of mother. I don't 328 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,920 Speaker 1: like this. Okay, she's not wrong, but I just wanted 329 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:34,240 Speaker 1: to be super specific stepmother. Where's the real moment that's said? 330 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,600 Speaker 1: Still now I feel a little bad about coming up 331 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,760 Speaker 1: and trying to take a cop to tell me why 332 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:41,400 Speaker 1: you wanted you want my car? Because some guy wanted 333 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,520 Speaker 1: cracket Jackson. We got cracket jacks, but we got popcorn 334 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,920 Speaker 1: and peanuts, and all we needed was a toy to 335 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,480 Speaker 1: make a complete cracket jackset. And if I can have 336 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,240 Speaker 1: your popcorn and your peanuts and some cracket jacks and 337 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,400 Speaker 1: give you my car, that's all right, that sounds good. 338 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,840 Speaker 1: He has all of my popcorn. Now he had a car, 339 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 1: all right, don't forget it turns into a machine. Car 340 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,000 Speaker 1: is already a machine. Kid. When will you call me 341 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:06,240 Speaker 1: your mother? Yeah, they missed it. Yeah, I think we 342 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:11,320 Speaker 1: got that cracker jack audio we're looking for. Uh, that's 343 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,320 Speaker 1: a hot Wheels car. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I 344 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,240 Speaker 1: don't want this. I want some cracker jacks. I don't 345 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:23,879 Speaker 1: want to garbage. My wife needs food right now. All right, 346 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,280 Speaker 1: she's fine, but she's been drinking probably more than she 347 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,760 Speaker 1: should without food. I'm not gonna give for a hot 348 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:34,000 Speaker 1: Fields car. She doesn't look too good, all right. It's 349 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,480 Speaker 1: just been a long day waiting for this baseball. Also 350 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,440 Speaker 1: also with hello and half being a fin like that 351 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,719 Speaker 1: shouldn't have been some water. I mean, she doesn't need 352 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:47,600 Speaker 1: to be in water. Constant's little flage. It's a flame. 353 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,080 Speaker 1: It's just a flame. I'm sorry. I thought you were 354 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,240 Speaker 1: a mer lady for a second. Well, she is a 355 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 1: mer lady, but she's fine. She's just a hop of salt. Wamar. 356 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,240 Speaker 1: It's not a marrin ma like. She's a you know what? 357 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,520 Speaker 1: I got? What you got? I got an inflatable tub. 358 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,879 Speaker 1: You you know what? I got all this water. I'm 359 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,200 Speaker 1: gonna need some salt? Do we just eas easy? Go 360 00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:11,320 Speaker 1: find that kid? Okay, hey, kid, get your fingers out 361 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,399 Speaker 1: of my face, Get your fingers out of her place 362 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,000 Speaker 1: to Hey, look, we just need a little bit of that. 363 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: So from the preish and the popcorn. Huh, come out. 364 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,600 Speaker 1: We need salt, a little salt from the peanuts in 365 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,680 Speaker 1: the pop They licked it off, but I got lots 366 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,320 Speaker 1: of popcorn left over. We gotta put this kid in 367 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,200 Speaker 1: that water. The salt is gonna soak out them. Okay, wait, 368 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:35,239 Speaker 1: that's my daughter, want it? Come with Come with all right? Popping? Oh, 369 00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,680 Speaker 1: my wife does not want to be in the bath. 370 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:47,000 Speaker 1: Child a kill kill. There we go. Welcome, ladies and 371 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:52,400 Speaker 1: gentlemen to beautiful Fenway Park for today's today's matt Mate 372 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:57,080 Speaker 1: between your buston Red Sox and the Temple Bay Devil 373 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:03,600 Speaker 1: Ray Jeff. First off, it's not a madnee trample Bay. 374 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,879 Speaker 1: What the hell is going on. Look, I come from 375 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:10,320 Speaker 1: the theater. Also, I'm a mer person and I'm feeling 376 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:14,920 Speaker 1: degrated right now. Okay, I don't give a ship rise 377 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:24,160 Speaker 1: for our national anthem. We will rock you. That was great, 378 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,200 Speaker 1: that was beautiful. I was fantastic. Listen, you guys promised 379 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:36,400 Speaker 1: me a pool from My wife needs more sailing in there. 380 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:41,639 Speaker 1: I'm not solid pop I always always guys, popcorn on 381 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:48,640 Speaker 1: a slip sail. The podcasts coming around. The contact lens 382 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,600 Speaker 1: guys gonna be here soon. Contact lens guy is gonna 383 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,959 Speaker 1: be here. So he's got all the sailing you need. 384 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,479 Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to live our underwater kingdom? 385 00:24:55,560 --> 00:25:01,600 Speaker 1: To marry a human? This sounds like a does he? Yeah? 386 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:08,159 Speaker 1: Seems like okay? Card okay, almost knocking down my shut 387 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:13,560 Speaker 1: door down here, Kindilo, King Gillo, Hello the shark man, 388 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 1: all rising now. I'm dealing with a family issue right now. 389 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:29,399 Speaker 1: So Troy, I'm kiss um, don't. I don't think that's appropriate. 390 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,320 Speaker 1: That just work, wartime, King gillow kin killo. I've been 391 00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:36,800 Speaker 1: hired as a public address announcer in New York City. Godspeed, 392 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,200 Speaker 1: good luck to you. Right so I can't help you 393 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,160 Speaker 1: fight the shark man. It's all right, he's our greatest trident. 394 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 1: Sports Ball is important. Sports ball is important. Oh I 395 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,960 Speaker 1: guess I'll just marry it up. Guy. Look, he'll always 396 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,639 Speaker 1: be my daughter. You'll always be hideous and slightly drunk. 397 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,960 Speaker 1: But I love you. I'm not a new guys. Put 398 00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:00,560 Speaker 1: a nice guy. Do what you must do. Rounding down. 399 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:06,440 Speaker 1: I'm okay. She's h two on intolerant. It's made it 400 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:13,600 Speaker 1: very hard. Good luck to you. Hey, I have a 401 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,920 Speaker 1: I have an inhaler. You need my inhaler. You sound 402 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,119 Speaker 1: real bad? Are you sure it helps you feel so 403 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,639 Speaker 1: much better? Catch? Try? How did you try? Yeah? You 404 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:27,919 Speaker 1: just hold up to your mouth and you the whole thing. 405 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:39,800 Speaker 1: Oh I gotta play. Let me cut it out right 406 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:44,000 Speaker 1: down there? You just rip it open. There you go 407 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,920 Speaker 1: think you just killed my mer wife? You? Oh my god, 408 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,960 Speaker 1: I did. Oh my god. I didn't mean I could 409 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,240 Speaker 1: have a monstroy. I just want to get to the inhaler. 410 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,399 Speaker 1: If with the kid didn't think I was going to 411 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:02,720 Speaker 1: kill that, I'm taking you were her father's a king underwater. 412 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:08,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god? What your surgery? Surgeries? Oh yeah, we 413 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,960 Speaker 1: need surgery. Oh yeah, surgery. And you saw one of 414 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 1: them make sure esephogal lighting is intact. Oh you got it, Hey, 415 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:20,360 Speaker 1: I asked for surgery first, and he TODs elect well 416 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,359 Speaker 1: tonds electedmies a less of me an emergency procedure. But 417 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,920 Speaker 1: you did ask first. Hold this needle, man and tons 418 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:31,639 Speaker 1: electimate done and back to right. Sew you up good 419 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:38,200 Speaker 1: and good is new solgery models to set up my jewels. 420 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,080 Speaker 1: I could love. Oh my jel, you could never see 421 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,520 Speaker 1: her father cat first up for the Temple Bay Devil 422 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:52,639 Speaker 1: rays mako Ortiz's batting three tray eight. Then he's a 423 00:27:52,760 --> 00:28:03,800 Speaker 1: shark man, Jeff, he's got a really low O b P. 424 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:10,480 Speaker 1: I'm no Mark Garciapara. I'm here for color well no more. 425 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,520 Speaker 1: How do you think baseball has been changed since shark 426 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,439 Speaker 1: may have been allowed to play? Well, you know they 427 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,359 Speaker 1: shift a lot more than they used to because shark 428 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 1: Man always go apo. So that's a thing, and uh 429 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,239 Speaker 1: you know it's it's also there's been a lot more 430 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,240 Speaker 1: surgeries needed in the stands has been distracting all season long. 431 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:30,560 Speaker 1: Pitch too. They can't say on base for one thing, 432 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,920 Speaker 1: because they gotta keep moving. Also, the pictures of a 433 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,920 Speaker 1: tell nowadays they let you know when the pictures come in, 434 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,840 Speaker 1: they tell you what they're going to throw. It makes 435 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,600 Speaker 1: it a lot easier as a hitter, knowing when and 436 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,200 Speaker 1: what is coming here. It comes to fasty, just not 437 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:47,760 Speaker 1: the sport we grew up when you you in Puerto 438 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,800 Speaker 1: Rico and me and Atlantis. That's right. They sure have changed, 439 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:54,440 Speaker 1: and I don't know if for the better. Jeff, No, 440 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,280 Speaker 1: you're right. No tickets? Can you think it? If you 441 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,160 Speaker 1: want to see the game? I got some ticket? What game? 442 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,760 Speaker 1: The baseball game? In front of the stadium? The baseball game. 443 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: Oh you want to come see it? What's it like? Good? Fun? 444 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:15,200 Speaker 1: You should check it out. I love it? Really yeah? Funky. 445 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:22,720 Speaker 1: How much are they and anyone can play? Yeah? Sure? Yeah? 446 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,680 Speaker 1: I mean you're watching a professional game. So the team's 447 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,080 Speaker 1: already said, you just watching to play with the big 448 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,280 Speaker 1: the big guys. What do you mean you scalped a 449 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,720 Speaker 1: place on my team? I got the outfit. I'm ready 450 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:42,120 Speaker 1: to go by into the squad. Anyway, all right, get 451 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,280 Speaker 1: out there and do the best. You can't, kid, absolutely, 452 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: what is this? It's called baseball, not mom. Look at 453 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,680 Speaker 1: that lady out there. She's a lady and she's a 454 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,600 Speaker 1: baseball player. I told you anything is possible. Don't call 455 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,920 Speaker 1: me not mom anymore? But not mom? What should I 456 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,280 Speaker 1: call you? Then? That doesn't make sense. Look at that woman. Hey, 457 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 1: we haven't it. We're having a good time, kiddo. Honey, 458 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,480 Speaker 1: we're having a great time. It's so good to see 459 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,280 Speaker 1: the two of you getting along. When your mom died 460 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,440 Speaker 1: right after you were born, and then I remarried when 461 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,760 Speaker 1: you were two months old, I thought it would really 462 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,880 Speaker 1: My understanding was it wasn't working out for a while. Yeah, 463 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,720 Speaker 1: that was pretty fast. It hadn't been working out. I 464 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 1: just kind of realized how fast that Wasn't you love 465 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,680 Speaker 1: my real mom? It hadn't been working out for a while. 466 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 1: Well that's the cover story. But because my mom's okay. 467 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 1: But I don't really know what it's so great about 468 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:36,120 Speaker 1: my mom. Truly, I've done everything. I've done everything. I 469 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 1: make the money, I pay the bills. I wipe your 470 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,680 Speaker 1: face when you get things on it. By the way, 471 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:46,720 Speaker 1: I have a booker. Got it. Thanks, It hadn't been 472 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,920 Speaker 1: working out for a while, that's what you talk. You 473 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,320 Speaker 1: said you didn't even love her, Well, so you never 474 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,680 Speaker 1: loved her. That's not true. Woman's throat get slipped today. 475 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:05,640 Speaker 1: She's being dramatic therapy over here. Yeah, Oh, somebody needs therapy. 476 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 1: Can we get three all around? Yeah? Uh? You young lady. 477 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,280 Speaker 1: You seem like you're you're a smart person, but sometimes 478 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,280 Speaker 1: you don't have to be exactly literal about everything you sir, 479 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:21,080 Speaker 1: you married a little too soon after your first wife died. Ma'am. 480 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,560 Speaker 1: She may not call you real mom, but she really thinks, 481 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you doing? Tom? No, 482 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,280 Speaker 1: no therapy after the seventh thing. Oh, I am so 483 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:34,840 Speaker 1: sorry to take those I'm gonna have to take I 484 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,640 Speaker 1: got it. You gotta just clear those right out of 485 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,200 Speaker 1: your Head's just when you look at this place, and 486 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,400 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry they treated you that way. That's not 487 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:51,040 Speaker 1: how all people are. Land walkers falls off us, a 488 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,880 Speaker 1: lot of y'all, a lot Bob, a lot of us. 489 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 1: I'm a sord I'm sorry. We're just gonna I'll just 490 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,600 Speaker 1: get one from a convenience stroll. Let's just call I 491 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,920 Speaker 1: love I love you too, I love someone. Do you 492 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,640 Speaker 1: think we should send a letter to your daddy? He's 493 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,080 Speaker 1: gonna be worried if you don't come back down in 494 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,640 Speaker 1: all part of the tail is I'm not supposedly gove 495 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,800 Speaker 1: formor I'll let I thought we were going to inherit 496 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:24,600 Speaker 1: the kingdom, and indeed you need to ride a reel 497 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:31,760 Speaker 1: for your fish. There, she's not a fish. She's a 498 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:40,080 Speaker 1: mermaidsposed like fish. SA surgery, It's just surgery. It's open wounds. Smell. Okay, 499 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 1: come here, you you think you're such a smart as 500 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:47,600 Speaker 1: you should have respect and talking to put me down. Okay, okay, okay, 501 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,480 Speaker 1: I'll put you back down, but I'll tell you what. 502 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,840 Speaker 1: You better treat my wife if you too, you better 503 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,040 Speaker 1: treat her like she's a being, maybe not a human being, 504 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:04,400 Speaker 1: like a putting the lock of human bank. I'm not human, 505 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 1: but I just want you to treat her very nicely. 506 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,440 Speaker 1: I have a pick of murmur and I'll have the bell. 507 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,760 Speaker 1: What is she? All right? She could have picked any murman, 508 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,720 Speaker 1: but she chose me. I'll tell the bom. I'm a 509 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 1: good guy. Sorry. We were just kind of full of 510 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,040 Speaker 1: ourselves because we had tons of therapy during the game. Yeah, 511 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,600 Speaker 1: you guys all get this way at Fenway Park pretty 512 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: emotionally raw and all that. You passed my test, son, 513 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: That's right. This whole thing, it's been an elaborate setup 514 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,600 Speaker 1: to find out if you're worthy of my daughter. Oh 515 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:48,959 Speaker 1: my god, king Domico. Sorry, team, we're gonna have to disband. 516 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,520 Speaker 1: This was just part of the elaborate plane. Um even, yeah, 517 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,800 Speaker 1: your contracts are no. I just started today. I was 518 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,520 Speaker 1: having so much fun. We're gonna have to tear down 519 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,600 Speaker 1: the stadium. And uh, we spent our torch was learning 520 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,000 Speaker 1: play baseball. I know, but I just found out about 521 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,600 Speaker 1: it today. But it's self fun, all right. Most of 522 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,120 Speaker 1: us spent our entire childhood's learning how to play baseball correctly. 523 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,640 Speaker 1: I get that, and I'm sorry, But the trample Bays 524 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,719 Speaker 1: and the h I knew that seemed like a fake 525 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,040 Speaker 1: team name. And the friend Socks they're they're not real, 526 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,320 Speaker 1: and uh, I'm sorry. I can't believe I got drafted 527 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,120 Speaker 1: to the friend Socks. And that's the baseball game, folks. 528 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,800 Speaker 1: Our third scene is also from Chris from New England 529 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 1: to Christuffer, who second thing he makes Christopher nice, The 530 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,200 Speaker 1: second thing he misses are the endless stream of nature 531 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 1: lovers coming to small towns in New England to see 532 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,480 Speaker 1: a bunch of dead and dying leaves. Yes, those people, 533 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,960 Speaker 1: the leaf peepers, They spend countless hours roaming two lane 534 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,400 Speaker 1: roads at a snail's pace, parking in the road, and 535 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:56,959 Speaker 1: trapesing across private property to get their money shot. Thank you, Chris. 536 00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:03,640 Speaker 1: I can't wait to see Oh, sorry, it's okay, you 537 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,440 Speaker 1: can say it. Okay. I just want to be respectful 538 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,000 Speaker 1: of her quietness and all that, you know. I just 539 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,480 Speaker 1: want to cannot wait for us to see all the 540 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,640 Speaker 1: leaves changing, you know. I'm sorry. No, I can't. I 541 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,719 Speaker 1: can't hear you. I can't hear you. I know. I 542 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,839 Speaker 1: just want to be respectful of her. I just want 543 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,360 Speaker 1: to be respectful of her at the same time, I 544 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,040 Speaker 1: want to be able to be I want you to 545 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,960 Speaker 1: hear me. Well, sure, but i'm your fiance. Maybe your 546 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,160 Speaker 1: two hipsters don't stand on my porch. Well, my wife 547 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,279 Speaker 1: is sleeping, and then you won't have to whisper some 548 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,600 Speaker 1: how would we know that your life is sleeping? Yeah, 549 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,279 Speaker 1: to be fair, this is all God's earth, so we're all. 550 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,120 Speaker 1: This is all gods are. Technically, yes, this is all 551 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,759 Speaker 1: God's earth, but also technically this is a property that 552 00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,880 Speaker 1: we purchased together and build this porch with our own hands. 553 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,400 Speaker 1: And now you guys get off I'm sorry, am I 554 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,920 Speaker 1: interrupting something. I just want to get a photo of this. 555 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,200 Speaker 1: It's just perfect. Could you guys get off the porch 556 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:58,680 Speaker 1: really quickly, we'll see what you did if you could 557 00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,400 Speaker 1: just side. Is like a puzzle that I don't even 558 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,480 Speaker 1: have to put together. All right, one time, one time, 559 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:09,200 Speaker 1: one picture, alright, alright, bye bye, backing down. I want 560 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,840 Speaker 1: a picture of us. I want a very cheery, happy, 561 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,120 Speaker 1: loving picture of us for once. I would love that, 562 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,279 Speaker 1: you know. Why don't I get into the leaves and 563 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:23,480 Speaker 1: then and then and then it'll be I'll be a 564 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:29,080 Speaker 1: gift into the leaves everywhere, even better, even better, and 565 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,960 Speaker 1: then we'll put it on Instagram and super jealous. Just 566 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,840 Speaker 1: those leaves, and thank you, thank you for doing not 567 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,680 Speaker 1: for you. I didn't rake them for you, all of us, 568 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,720 Speaker 1: for all of us, for ye, for me and Marlene, 569 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 1: that's who I raked them before. Thank you, Marlene, beautiful 570 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:54,120 Speaker 1: lovely name, Marlene Marley as picked it out. Why don't you, Marlene, 571 00:36:54,160 --> 00:37:00,719 Speaker 1: into those leaves took a while? Thank you? Here we 572 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,680 Speaker 1: got ready? Tell me when you're ready, because I uhould 573 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:07,200 Speaker 1: tell them almost camera, okay, putting it on the right, Marlene, 574 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,560 Speaker 1: Why don't you hold them. We're both jumping better. She 575 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:15,600 Speaker 1: just woke up, better than if you're asleep. Exactly. Okaydn't 576 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:20,320 Speaker 1: ask you to do this, you're asleep, Swooper first coffee ready, 577 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,520 Speaker 1: Just kidding, That's what my favorite bugs says. So just 578 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,560 Speaker 1: go over to the swipe right on that. On that, 579 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 1: just swipe right and then swipe left left and then okay, great, 580 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,879 Speaker 1: Now go to the hit in the code. And what's 581 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:41,160 Speaker 1: the code? You know the code? Very simple code. All 582 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 1: codes are one to three four. What wouldn't they be? 583 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:45,759 Speaker 1: I was in World War two and the codes that 584 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,840 Speaker 1: we cracked, we're not one to three four were good codes, 585 00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:57,040 Speaker 1: and that's why we lost the war. Alright, put out 586 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,920 Speaker 1: the traps for those foliage fuckers. This is the year 587 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:05,240 Speaker 1: we get our payback. We gotta get revenge. Those hipsters 588 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,680 Speaker 1: have been coming to our neck of the woods and 589 00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,160 Speaker 1: looking at it our leaves. That's right, leaf peepers, I 590 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,719 Speaker 1: call him, I said, a couple of bear traps underneath 591 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,080 Speaker 1: some big mound the leaves. That seems excessive, But you 592 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,359 Speaker 1: gotta send a message. You gotta make a statement. Yeah, 593 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,960 Speaker 1: hopefully we'll get at least one. Oh man, can you 594 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,960 Speaker 1: wait to see these leaves? Fu man, go oh my god, Dad, 595 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,760 Speaker 1: look at those load leaves? Are those getting off leaves? 596 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,960 Speaker 1: How deep is that? I don't want to check it 597 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:51,880 Speaker 1: out my foot. Let me take up my shooting shot it. 598 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:57,360 Speaker 1: I don't want to see that. I don't want anything. 599 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:17,640 Speaker 1: Just kill trying. This is so gross. This is so gross. 600 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:26,640 Speaker 1: Wait is she trying to put out of the trap? Okay, 601 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:36,000 Speaker 1: we're gonna fix this. Oh lady, what are you doing? 602 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,399 Speaker 1: This has to be a murder suicide. That's the only 603 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:46,279 Speaker 1: way you could end what murder suicide? Who does what? Well? 604 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,000 Speaker 1: You already took care of the murder parts. I'm not 605 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:54,400 Speaker 1: gonna suicide. I'm not going to suicide. Who are you? 606 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,040 Speaker 1: I'm not going to suicide. This is our land. But 607 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,080 Speaker 1: I had to murder. It wasn't either was a compassion kill. 608 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:07,680 Speaker 1: That's fine. Well, technically she's right New England. You can 609 00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:10,960 Speaker 1: do compassion kills. We know what the law in New 610 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,440 Speaker 1: England is. I don't have to suicide. Hey, Margo, here alone. 611 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,800 Speaker 1: Where's Trevor? Um? He's uh we went to upstate for 612 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:27,239 Speaker 1: the weekend. Yeah, let me see some photos. Okay, Um, 613 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,160 Speaker 1: how are you good? Margo? Good. You know, Trevor has 614 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,759 Speaker 1: hit me back up. We're supposed to go to a 615 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,560 Speaker 1: little bowling alley. It's really Niche just all this like 616 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:45,040 Speaker 1: a reclaimed would he'd love that. Um, we shouldn't talk anymore, Margot. 617 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:53,720 Speaker 1: Nothing's wrong. You're being weird. Stop stop Mago. What's going on? Nothing, 618 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,040 Speaker 1: nothing's going on. Why are you looking at me like that? 619 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,800 Speaker 1: That's not blood on me? Okay, I didn't say what 620 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:07,640 Speaker 1: blood on me? All right? Something really bad happened. What happens, 621 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,640 Speaker 1: really bad happened. Something happened with those those tree people, 622 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,439 Speaker 1: not with the tree people. I mean, it's like a long, 623 00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:19,120 Speaker 1: weird story. Okay, well, cliff not you probably. I don't 624 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,560 Speaker 1: want a cliff note. It really important. We'll just shortened up. 625 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:25,520 Speaker 1: Why would you tell me to cliff note? Which is 626 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,320 Speaker 1: like a big thing. I know, but I have a 627 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,160 Speaker 1: really short tensions man, and I feel like you're gonna 628 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,279 Speaker 1: go on tangents and just like short. Okay, we're gonna 629 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,920 Speaker 1: fuck foliage. I mean, he took the first step and 630 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:42,279 Speaker 1: then bear claw, bear trap. But okay, so what's this 631 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,680 Speaker 1: guy's name, Trevor? Okay, we're gonna leave him out in 632 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,120 Speaker 1: the middle of the road with the bear traps still 633 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,960 Speaker 1: stuck to his foot as a warning sign for other 634 00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,239 Speaker 1: hipsters like you who want to come here and funk 635 00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,160 Speaker 1: our foliage. But do you think my teeth mark on 636 00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,520 Speaker 1: his ankles? Is that going to incriminate me in any way? 637 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,520 Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna have to knock your teeth. Yeah, 638 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,680 Speaker 1: she's like the only solution. Well, I got the boat 639 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:10,720 Speaker 1: of my rifle. It's not clean, but it will work. Okay, 640 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,120 Speaker 1: I missed a missed pretty bad. That was just my cheek. Okay, 641 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,879 Speaker 1: that's gonna bruise up pretty good. I'll if anyone asked, 642 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:22,040 Speaker 1: you say, it's not blood. It's really trying to get 643 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,520 Speaker 1: this picture. What the hill are Mike and Mike doing 644 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,200 Speaker 1: over there across the way. We just drag someone out 645 00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:33,640 Speaker 1: in the street out there? Uh? Anyway, all right, damn 646 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,399 Speaker 1: clothes on. Hey, it's my goddamn front porch. Alright, it's 647 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,640 Speaker 1: my goddamn front porch. Let's do that picture again. Let's 648 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:45,440 Speaker 1: do that. Take another picture. That's that's that's Jester. He 649 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:51,359 Speaker 1: was okay Jester with a j Okay, great, Jester. Take 650 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,360 Speaker 1: the picture that I'm off duty. Now you can go 651 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,719 Speaker 1: back to sleep. If you. I love to, but I'm 652 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,839 Speaker 1: up now, well, alright, now I'm up. But Jester can't 653 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,600 Speaker 1: take the picture because he got both of his hands 654 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,000 Speaker 1: caught in one of Mike and Mike's bear traps. Whoa, whoa, 655 00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:11,040 Speaker 1: my god, all right, excuse me, Roy, Roy's it Jester? Yeah, 656 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:15,600 Speaker 1: that's Jester Police, New England Police. We uh, we found 657 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,319 Speaker 1: a hold on a second. Let me see your madge. 658 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,200 Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Let me take a selfie with 659 00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:26,720 Speaker 1: you police office. Okay, we pay taxes though, yes, jealous 660 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,760 Speaker 1: when they see this picture. There has been a murder. 661 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,040 Speaker 1: There's been a murder, Roy, and it's it's the body's 662 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,440 Speaker 1: laying across the street right now. Okay, Mike looks like 663 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,520 Speaker 1: the n E p d s here. Yeah, I can't 664 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,799 Speaker 1: hear real fast. We did this like five minutes ago. 665 00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,719 Speaker 1: He look. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about the 666 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:51,040 Speaker 1: New England Police Department have no jurisdiction because it just 667 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:55,920 Speaker 1: describes a general range of area, not a particular I 668 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,600 Speaker 1: have a let's start doing a podcast right now's going 669 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,880 Speaker 1: on the whole thing. Oh my gosh, it will totally 670 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,719 Speaker 1: go online and it will it's up all the time. 671 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,920 Speaker 1: You need to detect for you guys. Oh marlin to 672 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,279 Speaker 1: be great. Yeah, that would be that thing. This little 673 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,880 Speaker 1: do we gee out? Okay, okay, one, don't encourage the 674 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,280 Speaker 1: hipsters to come to our property by joining our past. 675 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,160 Speaker 1: What am I gonna do? So? I want you to 676 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,719 Speaker 1: take a look at this picture on my phone. Tell 677 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,960 Speaker 1: me if you recognize this body. Yeah, that's a picture 678 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,200 Speaker 1: of you. That's You'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's 679 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,279 Speaker 1: a nice body. Yeah, that is a nice body. That 680 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,360 Speaker 1: was from my girlfriend. I take a look at this picture. 681 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,160 Speaker 1: What does this look like? That looks like somebody emerging 682 00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:43,799 Speaker 1: from leaves? We call that that photo. Have you thought 683 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:47,719 Speaker 1: about being a crime photo detective? I have not. Well, 684 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,760 Speaker 1: you should apply. It's a good crime photo detective. Signed 685 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,200 Speaker 1: me up? Well, I mean I can't sign up right now. 686 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:59,160 Speaker 1: But actually, you know what, card Let me go get 687 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,960 Speaker 1: an application. It's in my car here. I'll be right back. 688 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,759 Speaker 1: Oh this is exciting. Wanting a job. Well, you know 689 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,960 Speaker 1: you've been saying you wanted to change careers. I have 690 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,719 Speaker 1: been wanting to change careers for a while. All right, 691 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,080 Speaker 1: So welcome to class. Okay, So what we're doing right 692 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,200 Speaker 1: now is we're taking photos and we're making sure the 693 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:19,359 Speaker 1: photos are clear visible and CRISP. Okay and CVC. Can 694 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:24,560 Speaker 1: we all say that together? Clear visible Chris clear? Did 695 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:30,280 Speaker 1: you want us to say clear visible CRISP or CVC? Alright? Bingo? Okay, 696 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,719 Speaker 1: all right, hold on a second. We're gonna get to 697 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,640 Speaker 1: being going a second. Alright, let's just get through this 698 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:40,239 Speaker 1: the first coffee. This is getting away from me, all right, 699 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,719 Speaker 1: let's just focus on Okay, alrighty, yes, such such. We're 700 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,720 Speaker 1: taking a crime, sa pholos. Let me ask you a question. 701 00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,680 Speaker 1: Settle it. Bet gifts okay, gifts, as long as they 702 00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:57,200 Speaker 1: are clear. Where Sergeant Prescott he usually runs. I really 703 00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,319 Speaker 1: like him. He's sick right now, Okay, he's sick. Take 704 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:04,319 Speaker 1: a picture. Hello Marlene, and nice to meet you all. 705 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:08,799 Speaker 1: I'm sure. Question. When you take a picture of something gruesome, 706 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,400 Speaker 1: are you allowed to show your friends? No? All right, 707 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:18,000 Speaker 1: that's gonna be police property. I want to see your pictures. 708 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,200 Speaker 1: I'd like to see those pictures. You can show them too, 709 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,279 Speaker 1: because I'm not working, I'm not technically working for the 710 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,839 Speaker 1: force yet. Look at this. This is a woman whose 711 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,399 Speaker 1: teeth got knocked out. This is a man who got 712 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,359 Speaker 1: gned and clap and some little shots. This is really 713 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,960 Speaker 1: good amateur work. Yeah, I'm gonna go get some boxes sharp. 714 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,759 Speaker 1: Let's look at these pictures alright? Actually, did anyone else 715 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,040 Speaker 1: have any gruesome photos? You know that one's a copy yet, 716 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,560 Speaker 1: so we don't mind anybody. I've got one of me 717 00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:50,120 Speaker 1: taking a shower this morning. Oh that's disgusting. Welcome, You're welcome, 718 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,000 Speaker 1: and you're welcome. Wow. I got when I took it 719 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,640 Speaker 1: a Sox game last week at mer Lady being cut 720 00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:59,200 Speaker 1: open during seventh inning. She looks like salmon on the inside. Yeah, 721 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,600 Speaker 1: it was a shore. If I should focus on the 722 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,960 Speaker 1: inside or the outside of it? You know, he got 723 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:07,480 Speaker 1: both in this shot, good draw anything, But I think 724 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,640 Speaker 1: you've got it. Who am I to say? But he's 725 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,000 Speaker 1: got what it takes. I got a picture that that 726 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,400 Speaker 1: polish done. When he took that spill off the ninetinges 727 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,960 Speaker 1: floor of that building, I got a picture of his 728 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:21,040 Speaker 1: head is split open. Crazy right, So he died. Huh, 729 00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:31,480 Speaker 1: Whell that's a tragedy. Why that's too bad? I thought 730 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,800 Speaker 1: that stocks game was was ruled a ruse, a ruse 731 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,600 Speaker 1: because he was just American to reunite with his daughter 732 00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,160 Speaker 1: to prove for human boyfriend. The standings are all messed 733 00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,040 Speaker 1: up now. They don't know who to get the win to, 734 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,680 Speaker 1: or how the divisions are gonna have to be re calibrated, 735 00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,520 Speaker 1: how to make it fair. It's it's a mess, right. 736 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,960 Speaker 1: All my money on Temple Base. So I hope they 737 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,640 Speaker 1: wind up winning a whole thing. Bad news for you, buddy. Yeah, 738 00:47:55,640 --> 00:48:00,280 Speaker 1: I think they're one of the teams that are fictional teams. Friends. 739 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:08,200 Speaker 1: I sixty, No, you're we're gonna get Oh you're saying 740 00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:12,600 Speaker 1: you're just sixty. I'm just sixty. My penis is clear visible. 741 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:25,799 Speaker 1: And Chris a professional picture you geez, all right, everyone 742 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,680 Speaker 1: got a photo. Great, put it away and we end 743 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:33,799 Speaker 1: with a dick pick. That's our show for today. Let's 744 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,160 Speaker 1: thank our alchemists and say goodbye plugs and all that stuff. 745 00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:44,000 Speaker 1: Carla Kakowski, Hello, I'm at Carla Kakowski. Vanessa Raglan Hi, 746 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:53,160 Speaker 1: I don't know. Go to Dynasty Instagram, mark specifically, go 747 00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,440 Speaker 1: to Dynasty. Type on it on the last Wednesday of 748 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,480 Speaker 1: every month for work to you, simprov Also Blood and 749 00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,120 Speaker 1: Treasure Tuesday's a tent on TVs. Congratulations by the way, 750 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,439 Speaker 1: it's so cool. It's Craig Kakowski. You can see work 751 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,560 Speaker 1: just players at Dynasty Type in the last Wednesday of 752 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,200 Speaker 1: the month. You can see Orange Tuxedo with me and 753 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,480 Speaker 1: Carla Kaikowski with a guest the first Wednesday of the 754 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,600 Speaker 1: month at the west Side Comedy Theater in Santa Monica. 755 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,960 Speaker 1: James Aney, you can catch Joey Greer myself in a 756 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,520 Speaker 1: group called Bear Supply at the Westside Comedy Theater second 757 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,320 Speaker 1: and fourth Wednesdays at nine pm for free, just for 758 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:27,480 Speaker 1: five dollars. Uh. And in addition to that, I redid 759 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,319 Speaker 1: my website in three dot com So anything else you wanted, 760 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,960 Speaker 1: that's the go to Hub Joey a hot Wednesday comedy 761 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,560 Speaker 1: that's going on. And check out James's uh Instagram at 762 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,560 Speaker 1: the Real James. He made a little animation from our 763 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:44,120 Speaker 1: last You don't have to, but if you don't, we're 764 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,719 Speaker 1: cursing you, so check it out. I don't think it's 765 00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,840 Speaker 1: a great representation of it's it's an artistic rendering. It 766 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,960 Speaker 1: doesn't mean what you're seeing as accurate. Its just what 767 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,640 Speaker 1: they envision. I think we all feel the characters looks 768 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,520 Speaker 1: like I think that Okay, you can make your own decision. 769 00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,080 Speaker 1: I just think it's a weird picture, but one just 770 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:08,480 Speaker 1: bigger than the massive um Yeah, but no checking out. 771 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,719 Speaker 1: We've established a lot of good Wednesday shows, but the 772 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,759 Speaker 1: first Thursday of the month at ten o'clock in the 773 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,960 Speaker 1: West Comedy Theater is pretty pretty pony, which is me, 774 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,640 Speaker 1: Joey grierv and us Raging Buch other folks, especially guest monologist. 775 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,480 Speaker 1: That's always fun. I'm at Stratton Cole on Instagram at 776 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,239 Speaker 1: cool Stratton on Twitter. I believe thanks for tuning in. 777 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,479 Speaker 1: Let's also thank our engineer Doug Baby, our post sound 778 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:36,600 Speaker 1: design artist Raphael Brito, our producer Sophie Lichterman, and of 779 00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:43,600 Speaker 1: course I heart media that all of you to write 780 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,960 Speaker 1: a review, tell everyone you've ever met about the podcast, 781 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,400 Speaker 1: and write to us at your name here at alchemy 782 00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,680 Speaker 1: this dot com. That's your name here at alchemy this 783 00:50:51,840 --> 00:51:05,080 Speaker 1: dot com. Until next time, and a good and a 784 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:24,000 Speaker 1: football pell and a football pepper.