Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 1: All right, Scary, what's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 2: Today?
Speaker 3: So Tracy wants to play a phone tap on her
Speaker 3: husband j R. Now he's obsessed over his Ford pickup truck. Meanwhile,
Speaker 3: their neighbor has this huge tree that was scheduled to
Speaker 3: be cut down. So she wanted me to use these
Speaker 3: two ideas to mess with him. So I'm gonna pretend
Speaker 3: to be the tree removal guy with bad aim, the
Speaker 3: tree removal guy with bad aim.
Speaker 1: It could happen. Let's see what happens in Scary's phone tap.
Speaker 1: Let's listen.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, we got some problems. The breaking guy behind
Speaker 2: us was cutting down that big maple and it fell
Speaker 2: on the truck. Day are being so on my truck?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, go get the goods the cops. The guy's leaving,
Speaker 2: maybe's leaving. Where are you going?
Speaker 1: I'm just going out for a lunch break.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do about the tree on his truck?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not really my fault.
Speaker 2: I guess fault. Put him on the fold. Do you
Speaker 2: want to talk to my hands? And my husband said
Speaker 2: he put him on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: I am hey, hey, yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: It's about your fault? The tree fall on my truck.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir. We tried to notch it in a
Speaker 1: certain direction.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sir. I want your insurance information, your carrier,
Speaker 2: I want everything.
Speaker 1: Is there anyway I could come back a little later,
Speaker 1: like two hours.
Speaker 2: Or something like that, but you know you're not coming
Speaker 2: back later tomorrow. We're gonna take care of us.
Speaker 1: Right now, sir. I'm sorry your car was in the way.
Speaker 2: My car wasn't in the way. I'm on my own property.
Speaker 4: Clearly, there was a tree to be knocked down today,
Speaker 4: and who knew which way it was going to fall?
Speaker 2: It's in my property, you douche bag.
Speaker 4: Well you just saw him through that thing, and I
Speaker 4: was notching it and I thought it was going to
Speaker 4: go one way and it ended up going the other.
Speaker 4: And I'm sorry about that. The whole back of your
Speaker 4: truck is a little bent in. Maybe I could hammer
Speaker 4: it out a little bit.
Speaker 1: But how old is this truck? In a way? How
Speaker 1: is this thing not no more? It's not. It's got
Speaker 1: a little bit of a dent, and I'm sorry about that,
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you.
Speaker 4: What can I give you, like fifty dollars for the
Speaker 4: truck or something like that.
Speaker 2: Boobile.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're a new company and my insurance don't kick
Speaker 4: in till another sixty days.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if I'm going to be able
Speaker 1: to pay you for any of this. Sorry about that.
Speaker 2: Put my life on the phone right now.
Speaker 1: He wants to talk to you. Hold on his.
Speaker 2: Hair, Hello, Dracy, get his plate number.
Speaker 1: Listen. I don't want to deal with this right now.
Speaker 2: Leave not this guy, leave the lyrics. You get the
Speaker 2: cops here. I cannot leave until the costs comes.
Speaker 1: Listen. I'm gonna get out of hair, okay, because I.
Speaker 4: Don't know you're not leaving you bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm a waiting and I'll let it go nowhere, and
Speaker 2: you tell him what he said to you.
Speaker 1: On let me talk to him.
Speaker 2: Hold on, he want to talk to I don't want
Speaker 2: him on there, Tracy, get him off.
Speaker 1: The phone, Sir.
Speaker 2: I didn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to call your wife that. It was
Speaker 1: the heat of the moment.
Speaker 2: You don't know who you're dealing with. Believe me. What's
Speaker 2: my wife's back on the phone now, Listen.
Speaker 4: I just really didn't dare think that this was going
Speaker 4: to be a bad day, but it's turning out that way.
Speaker 4: Now I can make it up to you, uh without
Speaker 4: paying you.
Speaker 2: Money on the phone. Hey, he's uninsured, he's illiterate. Moron.
Speaker 2: Where are the cops when he's talking like this? They're
Speaker 2: in the car trying to look at his information, dick.
Speaker 4: Cops not going to do anything to me, because I
Speaker 4: know everybody from here to eternity.
Speaker 2: I can't to go and walk over by the cop
Speaker 2: cars to tell him the way he's talking to you.
Speaker 2: Will you please, now, moron, get over there to talk
Speaker 2: to them cops and I'm getting nervous. Over to the
Speaker 2: policeman and tell them just get away from you. Do
Speaker 2: not put him back on your phone, Tracy, Lady.
Speaker 1: Where are you're going?
Speaker 3: Where you bring me?
Speaker 2: Tracy, go over by that and tell him the way
Speaker 2: he's talking to you. I heard it on the phone.
Speaker 1: You know you didn't hear anything?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: You know what you heard?
Speaker 2: Well? My wife on the phone, douche shrag.
Speaker 1: You heard a phone tap.
Speaker 3: It's scary Jones from Elvis Duran and The Morning Show.
Speaker 3: How you doing, buddy?
Speaker 2: You better buy about a keg of beer for this one.
Speaker 2: I got news story. Brothers, you're gonna have to bleep out.
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