WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Door Dash Ashley 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.800 Hey, it's Brooking and Jeffrey in the morning. We got 0:00:01.800 --> 0:00:02.800 a brand new second. 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:03.000 Date for you. 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:05.280 I feel like today, I don't know if jose will 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:07.280 get this reference, but I feel like it's going to 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:10.880 be very team Edward versus what's the other kid's name? 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:11.600 Team Jacob? 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:14.360 The other you don't even get it. 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:17.319 Team Jacob is the one to not forget. How do 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:18.279 you forget that one? 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:21.680 I mean he is he is hotter in every way, 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:24.320 and basically you have a choice between two different types 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:24.760 of people. 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:32.760 Yeah, we vampire exactly, so you'll. 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:33.959 I think get that reference. 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:35.760 Yeah, I don't know. It's kind of a stretch, but 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:36.800 that's how I feel it is. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:40.600 Uh in today's brand new episode, but first comments Alexis. 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.559 Cheeto chimideza, okay, something like that said, I got your 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.720 first all the way from Africa, Alexis, can you finally 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:47.479 read my comment? 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:49.720 I asked Ai how I can get your attention? 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:54.480 It said I should bribe you with Amarulu coffee, mixing 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:55.880 your two favorite things. 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:59.400 Coffee and alcohol. That was Ai, not me, but I 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.720 am willing to send you some. Okay, I love it. 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:04.440 It's coffee and alcohol together. 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:09.440 I mean, it's just like when you put whiskey and coffee, 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:11.560 I want to try. 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:17.560 Probably Moretto send the recipe. Yeah, I'm googling this right now. Okay, 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.080 wash he looks up the recipe. We're going to get 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:22.640 to this new episode if you'll be in coffee. 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:27.360 Liqueur Oh, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:28.880 Second date updates. 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:33.399 We've had listeners read their flirty text messages on this 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:34.160 segment before. 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:35.240 I love it. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.600 It's why we had to install an emergency tarp in 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:42.199 the studio. Yeah, just in case springs out from the floor. 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:45.120 I'm glad that we were covered, though, we're gonna have 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:48.720 to use it in a while. Until he kept describing, Yeah, 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:51.280 one of the flirtatious text we're about to hear today 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.720 is apparently on a whole nother level. 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.600 At least that's what our listener, Blake says. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:59.600 So get the emergency tarp ready because I haven't seen 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.360 it yet, but I do hear this particular text happened 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:04.920 after their spontaneous date. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:06.160 Oh that's all good. 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:07.280 I love this. Yeah. 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:09.120 There is a lot of questions though, and we're waiting 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:11.560 for the answers. So first, Blake, welcome to the show. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:13.880 Hey, thanks for having me. 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:14.200 Yeah. 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.120 No, I will say you seemed a little anxious when 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:18.160 I was reading your email. Why don't you tell us 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.440 about the situation with this girl that you met. What's 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:20.839 her name? 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:22.800 Her name is Ashley? 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:23.320 All right? 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:24.200 Meet. 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:28.480 So I worked as a door dash stiver and okay, 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:31.480 I'm doing my doing my usual runs, and I get 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:35.280 an order from a woman named Ashley and I run 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:40.240 up with the food. Yeah, and this really cute woman answers, 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:41.240 oh my god. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:41.960 Wow. 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:45.040 So she's like, oh, thank you and just starts talking 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:46.240 to me, and I'm a little flustered. 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:47.680 So I'm just like, I. 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:50.959 See that she had ordered some wantons, and for some reason, 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.440 I'm just like, hey, like your wantons? 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:57.080 Oh oh, that's a lie that could be read in 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:58.160 a strange way. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:02:59.560 I can see, like. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.320 You anyone who's ever had that conversation with someone that 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:05.400 they are attracted to or you're just cringing. 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:07.639 Because you know you want to stop and you can't 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:08.240 stop it. 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:11.480 So after all that hot wan time talk, where did 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:12.079 things lead? 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.600 Well, I get back in the car and I'm shaking 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:16.440 in my head and I'm like, I'm an idiot. 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:18.679 We've all been there. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:24.079 Yeah, Okay, But then a couple hours later, another request 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:29.639 comes in same address, the same person. It's actually ordering dinner. 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:30.840 What are the chances? 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:31.760 That's amazing. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:35.720 So I go right back up to the house and 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:38.080 when she opens the door, I'm like, Hey, if you 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:39.920 really wanted to see me again, you couldn't just ask 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:40.560 for my number. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.360 Smooth hungry girl. 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:48.880 Yeah, double dip on those wants. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:51.000 That is so cute. 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:54.840 Yeah, and she responded possibly she was laughing. And while 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.240 we're there, I noticed a bunch of boxes behind her, 0:03:57.240 --> 0:04:01.200 so it looks like she's moving in. Oh yeah, So 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.840 I ask and she's like, yeah, yeah, I've been unpacking 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:08.080 all day, dude, and key. 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:12.160 She didn't say we've been unpacking all day. 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:15.440 That's so good. Yeah, so she's single. 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.720 Yeah, that's what it seemed like. So I tell her 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.360 that I've got a side job where I help a 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:23.720 sumble furniture and so I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:24.280 really good at this. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:25.120 I can help you out. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.760 Is that true or you just saying that it's not 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:30.200 not something I can do. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:32.640 Did she invite you in at that point? 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:36.640 Yes, She's sitting at the table eating and I'm putting 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:39.680 it all together, and we start talking and We're just 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:43.400 talking about life stuff and our jobs and what we 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.480 like to do, our hobbies, and does it. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:49.000 Come up like are you dating? Are you seeing anything anyone? 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.000 Does any of that come up in your guys's combo? 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:52.920 Like some romantic vibes happening? 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:57.800 It felt very flirty and like we're really getting to 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:59.680 know each other. I mean it's straight. It just it 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:00.960 like we were on a date. 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:04.920 Well, if you were feeling that, I've been. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:08.440 Most likely she was feeling the same kind of vibe. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.520 Here's the key. Does she pay you at the end? 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:13.200 Yes? She did. 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.360 With cash or kisses? 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:19.599 Both? 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:20.440 Really? 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:21.160 Wait? 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:22.240 Kiss? 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:22.920 Yeah? 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.200 So when I was done putting it together, I was like, 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.520 not to be too forward, but I'm picking up vibes. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.680 Can I get your number? And she was like yeah, 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:32.000 of course. And then as I was walking out, she 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:32.479 kissed me. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.719 Wow, so awesome. 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.240 We never heard of a man making money on a date. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:43.360 Like everything sounds great? What is wrong? 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:45.800 Because I want to get to the flirtatious text that 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.640 you mentioned in your Where does that come in? 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:53.200 So the next day I'm like, hey, that was wild, 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:56.560 really fun and spontaneous. Now that it's all finished, how's 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.640 that working out for you, and I was talking about 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:03.400 like the dresser. Yeah, and she texts back, oh my god, 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:05.200 I want to have your baby. 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:11.160 She's kidding obviously, why is everyone so serious as. 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:12.279 Why is that a funny joke? 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:13.920 I don't know, he's so wild. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:15.960 It's obviously not true. You don't just tell someone you 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:16.800 want to have their child. 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:18.440 Creepy guys do on ass. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:21.480 It's not something you hear from a woman very often, 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:22.960 Like right after you meet. 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.560 Something, how do you Okay, here's their thing? Do you 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.400 respond like jose just ha ha ha ha. 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:27.400 Yeah. 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.520 I took it as something joky, okay, Yeah, I was like, hey, 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:31.920 I knew I was good, but I didn't know I 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.560 was that good. When you want to hang out next, Oh. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:37.080 What happens? 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:41.479 I don't hear back, and I send a little follow 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:44.840 up text the next day, and I don't hear back again, 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:49.520 and now it's been almost a week. So I guess 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:50.760 she doesn't want to have it that bad. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:55.560 I mean, we all have second thoughts as mothers. 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:58.160 Yet everybody. 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:01.599 Or maybe a Rubhub guy came over and built her 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.640 a bed frame and she was like, oh, easier to have. 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:06.360 A baby with a bed frames. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.840 Who knows but it's been a week since that happened. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.600 You're hearing nothing back, and we want to turn you 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.280 into an insta dad for sure. 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.120 So let's call Ashley. 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:18.120 I think he wants to be a daddy, all. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:22.320 Right, Yeah, daddy zaddi whoever you are, get your baby 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.560 born ready for when we come back for your second 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:26.160 date update right after this. 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:26.680 Thank you. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:30.120 Hold on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates. 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.280 I can't believe this woman we're about to call took 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:37.680 a page right out of Brooks dating playbook and sent 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:41.480 a text saying, OMG, I want to have your baby. 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:42.840 Yeah. 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:46.360 I have never said that to any man, woman, or 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:47.840 person other than my husband. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:53.840 Yet if we had a nickel for every listener who 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:57.040 messaged the station asking Brook to please stop sending that 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:00.800 to them, we would have enough money to save the industry. 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:04.000 By the way, you're gonna get a weird text back 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:04.280 from Hi. 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:07.280 Yeah. Absolutely, But our listener Blake got that text from 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:11.040 a woman named Ashley the day after he delivered food 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:14.560 to her house twice and built her dresser for her. 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:16.720 Not only did she get that text, but that's the 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:18.200 last thing she ever said to him. 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:21.960 Yeah, so ever, since that baby making text, he's heard nothing, 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.240 and now he's left wondering what's going on? 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:24.800 Yeah? 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.960 Am I gonna be a father or not? This is 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:27.960 a weird one, right, bro? 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:30.120 You know what I was thinking about? 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:34.440 What if she meant to send that to somebody else? Yeah, 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.679 and she's embarrassed, like it was a joke to one of. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:40.839 A friend or I just can't imagine. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:44.240 Sending that after Yeah, I know, but it's a joke 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:46.600 that you say, like maybe after three or four dates, 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:49.880 not after the first spontaneous meetings of someone. 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.280 What do you think about that? Is that a possibility, Blake? 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:56.000 I mean, I guess, but it feels pretty specific. I 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.640 don't know what else she'd be responding to. 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.599 And even if it was as an accident, you responded 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:02.400 so perfectly. 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:04.520 Yeah, I mean, if any listeners are joining us, how 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:05.480 did you respond to that? 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.240 Blake? I was like, Oh, I. 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:09.760 Knew I was good, but I didn't think I was 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.600 that goody. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.000 With a cry faced laughing emoji. 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:16.640 Yeah yeah, yeah, very flirtatious. No reason that she wouldn't 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:18.760 answer back. And if it was just a mistake text, 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:20.040 why wouldn't she just say. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:23.520 That she got offended at the laugh emoji. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:29.120 In your emoji game. Maybe way off, let's find out. 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:31.480 I'm going to dial Ashley right now. We'll see if she. 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:41.800 Answers the phone. But here we go. Yes, Hi, Hello 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:42.640 is this Ashley? 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:43.360 She said yes? 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:45.160 Or Jeff I heard yes? 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:46.160 Hello? 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:51.040 It's yeah. 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.000 Confuses by answering quickly in casually. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.920 I know we've made so many calls. Nobody's ever answered 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:59.160 the phone the way that you just did. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.720 Yeah, maybe just tell her why we're calling. 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.319 Yeah, we're a radio show. We're doing a segment called 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.720 a second date update. Do you know about those? 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:08.040 Oh? 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:11.680 No, I think I know. Like someone wants you to 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:14.160 find out why someone didn't get back to them. 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:15.959 Yeah, they reached out to us. 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:19.680 Yes, in kind of a dating romantic context. A guy 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.680 hung out with you recently and now he's a little 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:23.559 bit confused on where you two stand. 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:24.800 A guy named Blake. 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:29.199 Blake is confused. 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:33.720 Yeah, it sounds like you guys were super funny. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:38.360 I mean it was a really wild way to meet someone. 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:39.080 Yeah, it was. 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:42.120 I would love to give your side of the story. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.440 Well, I'm kind of new in town. I got a 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:50.640 job here, and I have a friend from college who 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.040 grew up here and she's here, and here I am, 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:58.440 and that friend got these tickets to this concert. It 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:01.480 was like insane, Like I don't even want to call 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:03.960 it a concert because the place was so small. 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:05.040 It's just about your weekend. 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:07.760 Or I think that we may be talking about two 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:08.360 different people. 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.440 Yeah, you're talking about Blake. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:14.320 Yeah, Blake. So this is how I met him. He 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:19.240 plays acoustic guitar and he's so good. And then like 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:21.800 my friends and I were hanging out with him and 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:24.840 some of the guys in the band after what does. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:28.760 He play guitar at the door when he's driving. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.840 I think that we have some little confusion here. 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:32.959 There could be a mix. 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:35.839 Up because the Blake that we're talking about you met 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.360 him like about a week ago and he like built 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:41.880 your dresser for you after he delivered door dash twice. 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.840 Oh my, remember you kissed you tipped him? 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:46.560 Mm hmm. 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:53.240 Okay, I feel like there was a dramatic Listen, listen, 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:55.240 this is I mean, it wasn't a planned date. 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:57.320 Do not be embarrassed that you thought we were talking 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:58.200 about somebody else. 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:00.959 The other one was like way more of a date. 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:05.000 Yeah, okay, but you know what we're talking about. 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:12.400 Okay, did you kiss the other Blake or bakes? 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:13.520 It's fine. 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:15.440 Maybe we shouldn't know. 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:19.440 It doesn't matter, don't care about acoustic guitar. 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:23.720 Acoustic guitar Blake is definitely different than furniture building Blake. 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:25.199 Yeah, not as manly. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:32.439 He's great and we've spoken to him and he's confused 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:35.319 because the last interaction you had over text message, according 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:38.040 to him, was you saying that you wanted to have 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:39.679 his baby. 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.959 Yeah, what's going on? 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:51.040 So I sent that to the wrong Blake. 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:55.720 I was really hoping I wasn't it was another Blake. 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.120 I thought it was like a joke. Yeah, you know. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.760 Okay, so you want to have a who stick guitar 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:01.640 Blake's baby? 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:02.920 It was? Is it a joke? 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:03.160 Though? 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:05.400 You don't really you don't want to have guitar boys 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:09.960 baby to be on the road, there's gonna be a 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:11.440 lot of women involved. 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:16.200 You want a man who can build a. 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.720 Crip stay around. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:21.600 That's right, Okay, This is a This is a lot 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:24.840 for me to process because I thought something else was 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.080 happening with a different persona. 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.360 I bet it's a lot for him to process too, 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:29.800 right now. 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:34.040 Yeah, I'm sure I can hear him processing right now 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:37.760 because you don't know this, Ashley, but furniture building. Blake 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:41.000 is on the other line of this call, listening, waiting 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:41.600 to talk to you. 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:44.800 Oh no, don't be embarrassed. 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:47.319 I mean you already said the text, and he already 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:48.000 thought it was funny. 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:49.000 Yeah, let's hear from him. 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:49.240 Blake. 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:49.800 Are you there? 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.800 Hey, yeah, I'm here. 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:55.559 You wouldn't have to have a guitar. 0:13:55.360 --> 0:14:00.120 Line around, or even a drum set or something in 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:01.400 some other instrument. 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:05.000 I play ukule. 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:09.199 Wow, that's sexy. Why don't you talk to Ashley? 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:10.640 Hi? 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:20.120 Ashley, Hey, I feel really stupid. 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:25.440 Yeah, I kind of know what to do. 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:32.680 So about the kiss at the door, what's the deal 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.680 with that? That's shiff You weren't feeling anything. 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:38.720 I gave you a kiss on the cheek like it's 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:41.000 a thank you, and I did pay you. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.440 Too, waits on the cheek. 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:43.800 I know. 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:46.800 I thought it was a little bit more romantic. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:51.600 Yeah, but I gave you my number, like we exchanged numbers. 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:56.200 But you said like if I needed help with any 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:58.320 other furniture, I should let you know. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.200 But I think furniture was a youthful. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:08.080 Yeah, it definitely wasn't a euphemism. It was. 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:09.600 It was like real furniture. 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:12.240 I told him that I had a new bed coming soon. 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:16.320 We should ask, like, we haven't even gotten to Are 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:20.480 you seeing acoustic guitar Blake? Like is that already a 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:21.760 thing that's been developing? 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:23.800 How could it be when she thought we were calling 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:24.440 about him? 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:27.720 I don't know, Like, where are you with this guitar guy? 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:32.400 Well, I mean I caught some ceilings and I'm you know, 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.640 I haven't heard from him, but I'm hoping to. 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:40.760 No, he won't call, you know, those acoustic guitar guys 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:42.440 notoriously accent. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.840 Yeah, guitar Blake is not getting back to you, and 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:46.920 I am. 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:50.280 I mean, look, even had us call on his behalf 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:51.960 to try and get a hold of you. That's how 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:53.360 deeply he feels about you. 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:57.760 That's very it's very flattering. It's definitely very flattering. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:01.440 Yes, And you definitely want to go out with furniture 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.800 building Blake before the furniture groupies step in and try 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:06.600 to get a hold of them, because there are tons 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:10.560 of furniture groupies out there, those two following them around 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:13.720 from house to house. Whatever it is we would like 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:16.160 to offer to send you on a date with Furniture 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:19.040 Building Blake, and if you're open to it, we would 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:19.800 pay for that date. 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.760 It's so flattering that you went to all this trouble, 0:16:24.200 --> 0:16:26.600 But I got to hold out for Acoustic Guitar Blake. 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:27.560 I gotta do it. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:31.920 As he's got a beanie too. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:32.320 Yeah. 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:35.840 Well, Ashley, I think you've made a massive mistake and 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:38.440 I look forward to hearing your voice on a future 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:42.240 Loser Line segment that we do. And they're reaching out 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.920 to Acoustic Guitar Blake and he has nothing to say 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:45.160 to you. 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:46.920 She's like, I don't even know what that is, but 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:47.800 the name is awful. 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:49.480 Yeah. 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:53.840 I feel insulted already, Furniture Blake. 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:55.960 I hope you go back to her house and disassemble. 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:59.280 You take that thing apart. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:00.800 She didn't do anything wrong. 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:02.920 I get I paid him. 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:06.600 Oh yeah, okay, I'm gonna try to kiss us before 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:07.840 we're hanging up on the phone. 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:12.240 If you yeah, whatever it is, I'll take it. 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:16.520 Guys, guys, thanks for having my back, but let's lay off. 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:17.000 I don't want to. 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:17.800 I don't want to he ask. 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:19.680 Oh wow, he's still so nice. 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:22.240 He gets better and better. 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:26.879 I want him to have my baby furniture, Blake. 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:27.680 Bear, my children. 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:28.440 She was kidding. 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:31.639 I don't know if jeff is into it, Brook and 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:34.000 Jeffrey in the morning. 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:34.720 I'm sorry. 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:36.800 I guess I did kind of lose my cool at 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:38.800 the end there, and I do apologize for that. 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:39.640 My god. 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:42.160 I just I hated when one of our listeners doesn't 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:44.480 get the respect that they deserve, and I wanted to 0:17:44.520 --> 0:17:47.719 stand up for Blake, Furniture, Blake and all that he 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:48.400