Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brooking and Jeffrey in the morning. We got
Speaker 1: a brand new second.
Speaker 2: Date for you.
Speaker 1: I feel like today, I don't know if jose will
Speaker 1: get this reference, but I feel like it's going to
Speaker 1: be very team Edward versus what's the other kid's name?
Speaker 3: Team Jacob?
Speaker 4: The other you don't even get it.
Speaker 3: Team Jacob is the one to not forget. How do
Speaker 3: you forget that one?
Speaker 1: I mean he is he is hotter in every way,
Speaker 1: and basically you have a choice between two different types
Speaker 1: of people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we vampire exactly, so you'll.
Speaker 2: I think get that reference.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. It's kind of a stretch, but
Speaker 3: that's how I feel it is.
Speaker 1: Uh in today's brand new episode, but first comments Alexis.
Speaker 5: Cheeto chimideza, okay, something like that said, I got your
Speaker 5: first all the way from Africa, Alexis, can you finally
Speaker 5: read my comment?
Speaker 3: I asked Ai how I can get your attention?
Speaker 5: It said I should bribe you with Amarulu coffee, mixing
Speaker 5: your two favorite things.
Speaker 3: Coffee and alcohol. That was Ai, not me, but I
Speaker 3: am willing to send you some. Okay, I love it.
Speaker 3: It's coffee and alcohol together.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like when you put whiskey and coffee,
Speaker 1: I want to try.
Speaker 3: Probably Moretto send the recipe. Yeah, I'm googling this right now. Okay,
Speaker 3: wash he looks up the recipe. We're going to get
Speaker 3: to this new episode if you'll be in coffee.
Speaker 5: Liqueur Oh, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Second date updates.
Speaker 6: We've had listeners read their flirty text messages on this
Speaker 6: segment before.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 6: It's why we had to install an emergency tarp in
Speaker 6: the studio. Yeah, just in case springs out from the floor.
Speaker 6: I'm glad that we were covered, though, we're gonna have
Speaker 6: to use it in a while. Until he kept describing, Yeah,
Speaker 6: one of the flirtatious text we're about to hear today
Speaker 6: is apparently on a whole nother level.
Speaker 7: At least that's what our listener, Blake says.
Speaker 6: So get the emergency tarp ready because I haven't seen
Speaker 6: it yet, but I do hear this particular text happened
Speaker 6: after their spontaneous date.
Speaker 2: Oh that's all good.
Speaker 8: I love this. Yeah.
Speaker 6: There is a lot of questions though, and we're waiting
Speaker 6: for the answers. So first, Blake, welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, I will say you seemed a little anxious when
Speaker 6: I was reading your email. Why don't you tell us
Speaker 6: about the situation with this girl that you met. What's
Speaker 6: her name?
Speaker 8: Her name is Ashley?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Meet.
Speaker 8: So I worked as a door dash stiver and okay,
Speaker 8: I'm doing my doing my usual runs, and I get
Speaker 8: an order from a woman named Ashley and I run
Speaker 8: up with the food. Yeah, and this really cute woman answers,
Speaker 8: oh my god.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 8: So she's like, oh, thank you and just starts talking
Speaker 8: to me, and I'm a little flustered.
Speaker 7: So I'm just like, I.
Speaker 8: See that she had ordered some wantons, and for some reason,
Speaker 8: I'm just like, hey, like your wantons?
Speaker 6: Oh oh, that's a lie that could be read in
Speaker 6: a strange way.
Speaker 3: I can see, like.
Speaker 1: You anyone who's ever had that conversation with someone that
Speaker 1: they are attracted to or you're just cringing.
Speaker 2: Because you know you want to stop and you can't
Speaker 2: stop it.
Speaker 7: So after all that hot wan time talk, where did
Speaker 7: things lead?
Speaker 8: Well, I get back in the car and I'm shaking
Speaker 8: in my head and I'm like, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 4: We've all been there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Okay, But then a couple hours later, another request
Speaker 8: comes in same address, the same person. It's actually ordering dinner.
Speaker 2: What are the chances?
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 8: So I go right back up to the house and
Speaker 8: when she opens the door, I'm like, Hey, if you
Speaker 8: really wanted to see me again, you couldn't just ask
Speaker 8: for my number.
Speaker 2: Smooth hungry girl.
Speaker 6: Yeah, double dip on those wants.
Speaker 2: That is so cute.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and she responded possibly she was laughing. And while
Speaker 8: we're there, I noticed a bunch of boxes behind her,
Speaker 8: so it looks like she's moving in. Oh yeah, So
Speaker 8: I ask and she's like, yeah, yeah, I've been unpacking
Speaker 8: all day, dude, and key.
Speaker 1: She didn't say we've been unpacking all day.
Speaker 4: That's so good. Yeah, so she's single.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what it seemed like. So I tell her
Speaker 8: that I've got a side job where I help a
Speaker 8: sumble furniture and so I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm
Speaker 8: really good at this.
Speaker 7: I can help you out.
Speaker 8: Is that true or you just saying that it's not
Speaker 8: not something I can do.
Speaker 2: Did she invite you in at that point?
Speaker 8: Yes, She's sitting at the table eating and I'm putting
Speaker 8: it all together, and we start talking and We're just
Speaker 8: talking about life stuff and our jobs and what we
Speaker 8: like to do, our hobbies, and does it.
Speaker 1: Come up like are you dating? Are you seeing anything anyone?
Speaker 1: Does any of that come up in your guys's combo?
Speaker 7: Like some romantic vibes happening?
Speaker 8: It felt very flirty and like we're really getting to
Speaker 8: know each other. I mean it's straight. It just it
Speaker 8: like we were on a date.
Speaker 4: Well, if you were feeling that, I've been.
Speaker 6: Most likely she was feeling the same kind of vibe.
Speaker 2: Here's the key. Does she pay you at the end?
Speaker 8: Yes? She did.
Speaker 4: With cash or kisses?
Speaker 7: Both?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 4: Kiss?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: So when I was done putting it together, I was like,
Speaker 8: not to be too forward, but I'm picking up vibes.
Speaker 8: Can I get your number? And she was like yeah,
Speaker 8: of course. And then as I was walking out, she
Speaker 8: kissed me.
Speaker 4: Wow, so awesome.
Speaker 2: We never heard of a man making money on a date.
Speaker 4: Like everything sounds great? What is wrong?
Speaker 6: Because I want to get to the flirtatious text that
Speaker 6: you mentioned in your Where does that come in?
Speaker 8: So the next day I'm like, hey, that was wild,
Speaker 8: really fun and spontaneous. Now that it's all finished, how's
Speaker 8: that working out for you, and I was talking about
Speaker 8: like the dresser. Yeah, and she texts back, oh my god,
Speaker 8: I want to have your baby.
Speaker 4: She's kidding obviously, why is everyone so serious as.
Speaker 3: Why is that a funny joke?
Speaker 2: I don't know, he's so wild.
Speaker 4: It's obviously not true. You don't just tell someone you
Speaker 4: want to have their child.
Speaker 3: Creepy guys do on ass.
Speaker 6: It's not something you hear from a woman very often,
Speaker 6: Like right after you meet.
Speaker 2: Something, how do you Okay, here's their thing? Do you
Speaker 2: respond like jose just ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I took it as something joky, okay, Yeah, I was like, hey,
Speaker 8: I knew I was good, but I didn't know I
Speaker 8: was that good. When you want to hang out next, Oh.
Speaker 7: What happens?
Speaker 8: I don't hear back, and I send a little follow
Speaker 8: up text the next day, and I don't hear back again,
Speaker 8: and now it's been almost a week. So I guess
Speaker 8: she doesn't want to have it that bad.
Speaker 2: I mean, we all have second thoughts as mothers.
Speaker 4: Yet everybody.
Speaker 6: Or maybe a Rubhub guy came over and built her
Speaker 6: a bed frame and she was like, oh, easier to have.
Speaker 2: A baby with a bed frames.
Speaker 6: Who knows but it's been a week since that happened.
Speaker 6: You're hearing nothing back, and we want to turn you
Speaker 6: into an insta dad for sure.
Speaker 7: So let's call Ashley.
Speaker 2: I think he wants to be a daddy, all.
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, daddy zaddi whoever you are, get your baby
Speaker 6: born ready for when we come back for your second
Speaker 6: date update right after this.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Hold on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.
Speaker 6: I can't believe this woman we're about to call took
Speaker 6: a page right out of Brooks dating playbook and sent
Speaker 6: a text saying, OMG, I want to have your baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have never said that to any man, woman, or
Speaker 1: person other than my husband.
Speaker 6: Yet if we had a nickel for every listener who
Speaker 6: messaged the station asking Brook to please stop sending that
Speaker 6: to them, we would have enough money to save the industry.
Speaker 4: By the way, you're gonna get a weird text back
Speaker 4: from Hi.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Absolutely, But our listener Blake got that text from
Speaker 6: a woman named Ashley the day after he delivered food
Speaker 6: to her house twice and built her dresser for her.
Speaker 1: Not only did she get that text, but that's the
Speaker 1: last thing she ever said to him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so ever, since that baby making text, he's heard nothing,
Speaker 6: and now he's left wondering what's going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Am I gonna be a father or not? This is
Speaker 7: a weird one, right, bro?
Speaker 2: You know what I was thinking about?
Speaker 1: What if she meant to send that to somebody else? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's embarrassed, like it was a joke to one of.
Speaker 2: A friend or I just can't imagine.
Speaker 1: Sending that after Yeah, I know, but it's a joke
Speaker 1: that you say, like maybe after three or four dates,
Speaker 1: not after the first spontaneous meetings of someone.
Speaker 7: What do you think about that? Is that a possibility, Blake?
Speaker 8: I mean, I guess, but it feels pretty specific. I
Speaker 8: don't know what else she'd be responding to.
Speaker 1: And even if it was as an accident, you responded
Speaker 1: so perfectly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, if any listeners are joining us, how
Speaker 6: did you respond to that?
Speaker 7: Blake? I was like, Oh, I.
Speaker 8: Knew I was good, but I didn't think I was
Speaker 8: that goody.
Speaker 2: With a cry faced laughing emoji.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, very flirtatious. No reason that she wouldn't
Speaker 6: answer back. And if it was just a mistake text,
Speaker 6: why wouldn't she just say.
Speaker 4: That she got offended at the laugh emoji.
Speaker 6: In your emoji game. Maybe way off, let's find out.
Speaker 6: I'm going to dial Ashley right now. We'll see if she.
Speaker 7: Answers the phone. But here we go. Yes, Hi, Hello
Speaker 7: is this Ashley?
Speaker 2: She said yes?
Speaker 7: Or Jeff I heard yes?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 9: It's yeah.
Speaker 4: Confuses by answering quickly in casually.
Speaker 6: I know we've made so many calls. Nobody's ever answered
Speaker 6: the phone the way that you just did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe just tell her why we're calling.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're a radio show. We're doing a segment called
Speaker 6: a second date update. Do you know about those?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: No, I think I know. Like someone wants you to
Speaker 9: find out why someone didn't get back to them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they reached out to us.
Speaker 6: Yes, in kind of a dating romantic context. A guy
Speaker 6: hung out with you recently and now he's a little
Speaker 6: bit confused on where you two stand.
Speaker 7: A guy named Blake.
Speaker 9: Blake is confused.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you guys were super funny.
Speaker 9: I mean it was a really wild way to meet someone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: I would love to give your side of the story.
Speaker 9: Well, I'm kind of new in town. I got a
Speaker 9: job here, and I have a friend from college who
Speaker 9: grew up here and she's here, and here I am,
Speaker 9: and that friend got these tickets to this concert. It
Speaker 9: was like insane, Like I don't even want to call
Speaker 9: it a concert because the place was so small.
Speaker 3: It's just about your weekend.
Speaker 2: Or I think that we may be talking about two
Speaker 2: different people.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're talking about Blake.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Blake. So this is how I met him. He
Speaker 9: plays acoustic guitar and he's so good. And then like
Speaker 9: my friends and I were hanging out with him and
Speaker 9: some of the guys in the band after what does.
Speaker 6: He play guitar at the door when he's driving.
Speaker 2: I think that we have some little confusion here.
Speaker 7: There could be a mix.
Speaker 6: Up because the Blake that we're talking about you met
Speaker 6: him like about a week ago and he like built
Speaker 6: your dresser for you after he delivered door dash twice.
Speaker 2: Oh my, remember you kissed you tipped him?
Speaker 9: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Okay, I feel like there was a dramatic Listen, listen,
Speaker 4: this is I mean, it wasn't a planned date.
Speaker 1: Do not be embarrassed that you thought we were talking
Speaker 1: about somebody else.
Speaker 3: The other one was like way more of a date.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, but you know what we're talking about.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 7: Okay, did you kiss the other Blake or bakes?
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 4: Maybe we shouldn't know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, don't care about acoustic guitar.
Speaker 6: Acoustic guitar Blake is definitely different than furniture building Blake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not as manly.
Speaker 6: He's great and we've spoken to him and he's confused
Speaker 6: because the last interaction you had over text message, according
Speaker 6: to him, was you saying that you wanted to have
Speaker 6: his baby.
Speaker 8: Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 9: So I sent that to the wrong Blake.
Speaker 2: I was really hoping I wasn't it was another Blake.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like a joke. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 6: Okay, so you want to have a who stick guitar
Speaker 6: Blake's baby?
Speaker 4: It was? Is it a joke?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 1: You don't really you don't want to have guitar boys
Speaker 1: baby to be on the road, there's gonna be a
Speaker 1: lot of women involved.
Speaker 2: You want a man who can build a.
Speaker 7: Crip stay around.
Speaker 9: That's right, Okay, This is a This is a lot
Speaker 9: for me to process because I thought something else was
Speaker 9: happening with a different persona.
Speaker 2: I bet it's a lot for him to process too,
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure I can hear him processing right now
Speaker 6: because you don't know this, Ashley, but furniture building. Blake
Speaker 6: is on the other line of this call, listening, waiting
Speaker 6: to talk to you.
Speaker 7: Oh no, don't be embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I mean you already said the text, and he already
Speaker 2: thought it was funny.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's hear from him.
Speaker 4: Blake.
Speaker 7: Are you there?
Speaker 8: Hey, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't have to have a guitar.
Speaker 6: Line around, or even a drum set or something in
Speaker 6: some other instrument.
Speaker 8: I play ukule.
Speaker 7: Wow, that's sexy. Why don't you talk to Ashley?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 8: Ashley, Hey, I feel really stupid.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I kind of know what to do.
Speaker 8: So about the kiss at the door, what's the deal
Speaker 8: with that? That's shiff You weren't feeling anything.
Speaker 9: I gave you a kiss on the cheek like it's
Speaker 9: a thank you, and I did pay you.
Speaker 4: Too, waits on the cheek.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a little bit more romantic.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I gave you my number, like we exchanged numbers.
Speaker 9: But you said like if I needed help with any
Speaker 9: other furniture, I should let you know.
Speaker 2: But I think furniture was a youthful.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it definitely wasn't a euphemism. It was.
Speaker 8: It was like real furniture.
Speaker 9: I told him that I had a new bed coming soon.
Speaker 6: We should ask, like, we haven't even gotten to Are
Speaker 6: you seeing acoustic guitar Blake? Like is that already a
Speaker 6: thing that's been developing?
Speaker 1: How could it be when she thought we were calling
Speaker 1: about him?
Speaker 7: I don't know, Like, where are you with this guitar guy?
Speaker 9: Well, I mean I caught some ceilings and I'm you know,
Speaker 9: I haven't heard from him, but I'm hoping to.
Speaker 6: No, he won't call, you know, those acoustic guitar guys
Speaker 6: notoriously accent.
Speaker 8: Yeah, guitar Blake is not getting back to you, and
Speaker 8: I am.
Speaker 6: I mean, look, even had us call on his behalf
Speaker 6: to try and get a hold of you. That's how
Speaker 6: deeply he feels about you.
Speaker 9: That's very it's very flattering. It's definitely very flattering.
Speaker 6: Yes, And you definitely want to go out with furniture
Speaker 6: building Blake before the furniture groupies step in and try
Speaker 6: to get a hold of them, because there are tons
Speaker 6: of furniture groupies out there, those two following them around
Speaker 6: from house to house. Whatever it is we would like
Speaker 6: to offer to send you on a date with Furniture
Speaker 6: Building Blake, and if you're open to it, we would
Speaker 6: pay for that date.
Speaker 9: It's so flattering that you went to all this trouble,
Speaker 9: But I got to hold out for Acoustic Guitar Blake.
Speaker 8: I gotta do it.
Speaker 4: As he's got a beanie too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, Ashley, I think you've made a massive mistake and
Speaker 6: I look forward to hearing your voice on a future
Speaker 6: Loser Line segment that we do. And they're reaching out
Speaker 6: to Acoustic Guitar Blake and he has nothing to say
Speaker 6: to you.
Speaker 2: She's like, I don't even know what that is, but
Speaker 2: the name is awful.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I feel insulted already, Furniture Blake.
Speaker 6: I hope you go back to her house and disassemble.
Speaker 6: You take that thing apart.
Speaker 2: She didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 3: I get I paid him.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, I'm gonna try to kiss us before
Speaker 6: we're hanging up on the phone.
Speaker 7: If you yeah, whatever it is, I'll take it.
Speaker 8: Guys, guys, thanks for having my back, but let's lay off.
Speaker 4: I don't want to.
Speaker 8: I don't want to he ask.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, he's still so nice.
Speaker 4: He gets better and better.
Speaker 6: I want him to have my baby furniture, Blake.
Speaker 7: Bear, my children.
Speaker 4: She was kidding.
Speaker 1: I don't know if jeff is into it, Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I guess I did kind of lose my cool at
Speaker 6: the end there, and I do apologize for that.
Speaker 2: My god.
Speaker 6: I just I hated when one of our listeners doesn't
Speaker 6: get the respect that they deserve, and I wanted to
Speaker 6: stand up for Blake, Furniture, Blake and all that he
Speaker 6: was good for.
Speaker 1: I understand, but I don't think she was disrespecting him
Speaker 1: and saying no. I think she was just saying she's
Speaker 1: interested in the other guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's all there is.
Speaker 5: He read the room wrong on there, ye hang out, Yeah, yeah, we.
Speaker 6: We You know, what would be the ultimate revenge is
Speaker 6: if he goes back to her neighborhood and posts signs
Speaker 6: on all the telephone polls that says free furniture assembly,
Speaker 6: call Blake so she has to see it.
Speaker 1: That is the most passive aggressive revenge spot I've heard
Speaker 1: in a long time.
Speaker 4: I guarantee she wouldn't even see the sign.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gonna be busy at concerts. She's not gonna have.
Speaker 7: Okay, well, furniture Blake.
Speaker 6: If you and me want to go in on some
Speaker 6: furniture assembly for free, call me, bro.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid he was getting paid and now he's gonna
Speaker 1: work for free.
Speaker 6: And I'll hold the Alan wrench with you, buddy, Let's
Speaker 6: do it together. You deserve respect, and I think every
Speaker 6: one of our listeners deserves respect in their dating life.
Speaker 6: If you want some email the show, we'll call that
Speaker 6: person who's not calling you back.