1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,800 Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brooking and Jeffrey in the morning. We got 2 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: a brand new second. 3 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 2: Date for you. 4 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: I feel like today, I don't know if jose will 5 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: get this reference, but I feel like it's going to 6 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,880 Speaker 1: be very team Edward versus what's the other kid's name? 7 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 3: Team Jacob? 8 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 4: The other you don't even get it. 9 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,319 Speaker 3: Team Jacob is the one to not forget. How do 10 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:18,279 Speaker 3: you forget that one? 11 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 1: I mean he is he is hotter in every way, 12 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,320 Speaker 1: and basically you have a choice between two different types 13 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 1: of people. 14 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, we vampire exactly, so you'll. 15 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:33,959 Speaker 2: I think get that reference. 16 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. It's kind of a stretch, but 17 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 3: that's how I feel it is. 18 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: Uh in today's brand new episode, but first comments Alexis. 19 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,559 Speaker 5: Cheeto chimideza, okay, something like that said, I got your 20 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 5: first all the way from Africa, Alexis, can you finally 21 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 5: read my comment? 22 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 3: I asked Ai how I can get your attention? 23 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 5: It said I should bribe you with Amarulu coffee, mixing 24 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 5: your two favorite things. 25 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 3: Coffee and alcohol. That was Ai, not me, but I 26 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 3: am willing to send you some. Okay, I love it. 27 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 3: It's coffee and alcohol together. 28 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like when you put whiskey and coffee, 29 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 1: I want to try. 30 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 3: Probably Moretto send the recipe. Yeah, I'm googling this right now. Okay, 31 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 3: wash he looks up the recipe. We're going to get 32 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 3: to this new episode if you'll be in coffee. 33 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 5: Liqueur Oh, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 34 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 3: Second date updates. 35 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 6: We've had listeners read their flirty text messages on this 36 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 6: segment before. 37 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 2: I love it. 38 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 6: It's why we had to install an emergency tarp in 39 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:42,199 Speaker 6: the studio. Yeah, just in case springs out from the floor. 40 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 6: I'm glad that we were covered, though, we're gonna have 41 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,720 Speaker 6: to use it in a while. Until he kept describing, Yeah, 42 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 6: one of the flirtatious text we're about to hear today 43 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 6: is apparently on a whole nother level. 44 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 7: At least that's what our listener, Blake says. 45 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 6: So get the emergency tarp ready because I haven't seen 46 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 6: it yet, but I do hear this particular text happened 47 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 6: after their spontaneous date. 48 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 2: Oh that's all good. 49 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 8: I love this. Yeah. 50 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 6: There is a lot of questions though, and we're waiting 51 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 6: for the answers. So first, Blake, welcome to the show. 52 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 8: Hey, thanks for having me. 53 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 7: Yeah. 54 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 6: No, I will say you seemed a little anxious when 55 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 6: I was reading your email. Why don't you tell us 56 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 6: about the situation with this girl that you met. What's 57 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:20,839 Speaker 6: her name? 58 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 8: Her name is Ashley? 59 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 2: All right? 60 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: Meet. 61 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 8: So I worked as a door dash stiver and okay, 62 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 8: I'm doing my doing my usual runs, and I get 63 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 8: an order from a woman named Ashley and I run 64 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 8: up with the food. Yeah, and this really cute woman answers, 65 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 8: oh my god. 66 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 1: Wow. 67 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 8: So she's like, oh, thank you and just starts talking 68 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 8: to me, and I'm a little flustered. 69 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 7: So I'm just like, I. 70 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,959 Speaker 8: See that she had ordered some wantons, and for some reason, 71 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 8: I'm just like, hey, like your wantons? 72 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,080 Speaker 6: Oh oh, that's a lie that could be read in 73 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 6: a strange way. 74 00:02:58,639 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 3: I can see, like. 75 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: You anyone who's ever had that conversation with someone that 76 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: they are attracted to or you're just cringing. 77 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,639 Speaker 2: Because you know you want to stop and you can't 78 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 2: stop it. 79 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 7: So after all that hot wan time talk, where did 80 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 7: things lead? 81 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 8: Well, I get back in the car and I'm shaking 82 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 8: in my head and I'm like, I'm an idiot. 83 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,679 Speaker 4: We've all been there. 84 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:24,079 Speaker 8: Yeah, Okay, But then a couple hours later, another request 85 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 8: comes in same address, the same person. It's actually ordering dinner. 86 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 2: What are the chances? 87 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 3: That's amazing. 88 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 8: So I go right back up to the house and 89 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 8: when she opens the door, I'm like, Hey, if you 90 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 8: really wanted to see me again, you couldn't just ask 91 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 8: for my number. 92 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 2: Smooth hungry girl. 93 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 6: Yeah, double dip on those wants. 94 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 2: That is so cute. 95 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,840 Speaker 8: Yeah, and she responded possibly she was laughing. And while 96 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 8: we're there, I noticed a bunch of boxes behind her, 97 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 8: so it looks like she's moving in. Oh yeah, So 98 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 8: I ask and she's like, yeah, yeah, I've been unpacking 99 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 8: all day, dude, and key. 100 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: She didn't say we've been unpacking all day. 101 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 4: That's so good. Yeah, so she's single. 102 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what it seemed like. So I tell her 103 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 8: that I've got a side job where I help a 104 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 8: sumble furniture and so I'm like, yeah, you know, I'm 105 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,280 Speaker 8: really good at this. 106 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 7: I can help you out. 107 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 8: Is that true or you just saying that it's not 108 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 8: not something I can do. 109 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 2: Did she invite you in at that point? 110 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,640 Speaker 8: Yes, She's sitting at the table eating and I'm putting 111 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 8: it all together, and we start talking and We're just 112 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 8: talking about life stuff and our jobs and what we 113 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,480 Speaker 8: like to do, our hobbies, and does it. 114 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: Come up like are you dating? Are you seeing anything anyone? 115 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: Does any of that come up in your guys's combo? 116 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 7: Like some romantic vibes happening? 117 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 8: It felt very flirty and like we're really getting to 118 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 8: know each other. I mean it's straight. It just it 119 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 8: like we were on a date. 120 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 4: Well, if you were feeling that, I've been. 121 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 6: Most likely she was feeling the same kind of vibe. 122 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 2: Here's the key. Does she pay you at the end? 123 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 8: Yes? She did. 124 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 4: With cash or kisses? 125 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:19,599 Speaker 7: Both? 126 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 4: Really? 127 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:21,160 Speaker 7: Wait? 128 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 4: Kiss? 129 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 3: Yeah? 130 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 8: So when I was done putting it together, I was like, 131 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 8: not to be too forward, but I'm picking up vibes. 132 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 8: Can I get your number? And she was like yeah, 133 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 8: of course. And then as I was walking out, she 134 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 8: kissed me. 135 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 4: Wow, so awesome. 136 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 2: We never heard of a man making money on a date. 137 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 4: Like everything sounds great? What is wrong? 138 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 6: Because I want to get to the flirtatious text that 139 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 6: you mentioned in your Where does that come in? 140 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 8: So the next day I'm like, hey, that was wild, 141 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 8: really fun and spontaneous. Now that it's all finished, how's 142 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 8: that working out for you, and I was talking about 143 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 8: like the dresser. Yeah, and she texts back, oh my god, 144 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 8: I want to have your baby. 145 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 4: She's kidding obviously, why is everyone so serious as. 146 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,279 Speaker 3: Why is that a funny joke? 147 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:13,920 Speaker 2: I don't know, he's so wild. 148 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 4: It's obviously not true. You don't just tell someone you 149 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 4: want to have their child. 150 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 3: Creepy guys do on ass. 151 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 6: It's not something you hear from a woman very often, 152 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 6: Like right after you meet. 153 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 2: Something, how do you Okay, here's their thing? Do you 154 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 2: respond like jose just ha ha ha ha. 155 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 6: Yeah. 156 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 8: I took it as something joky, okay, Yeah, I was like, hey, 157 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,920 Speaker 8: I knew I was good, but I didn't know I 158 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 8: was that good. When you want to hang out next, Oh. 159 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 7: What happens? 160 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,479 Speaker 8: I don't hear back, and I send a little follow 161 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,840 Speaker 8: up text the next day, and I don't hear back again, 162 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 8: and now it's been almost a week. So I guess 163 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 8: she doesn't want to have it that bad. 164 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 2: I mean, we all have second thoughts as mothers. 165 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 4: Yet everybody. 166 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:01,599 Speaker 6: Or maybe a Rubhub guy came over and built her 167 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 6: a bed frame and she was like, oh, easier to have. 168 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 2: A baby with a bed frames. 169 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 6: Who knows but it's been a week since that happened. 170 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 6: You're hearing nothing back, and we want to turn you 171 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 6: into an insta dad for sure. 172 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 7: So let's call Ashley. 173 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 2: I think he wants to be a daddy, all. 174 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, daddy zaddi whoever you are, get your baby 175 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 6: born ready for when we come back for your second 176 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,160 Speaker 6: date update right after this. 177 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 8: Thank you. 178 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 5: Hold on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates. 179 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 6: I can't believe this woman we're about to call took 180 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 6: a page right out of Brooks dating playbook and sent 181 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 6: a text saying, OMG, I want to have your baby. 182 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. 183 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 1: I have never said that to any man, woman, or 184 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 1: person other than my husband. 185 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 6: Yet if we had a nickel for every listener who 186 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 6: messaged the station asking Brook to please stop sending that 187 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 6: to them, we would have enough money to save the industry. 188 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 4: By the way, you're gonna get a weird text back 189 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 4: from Hi. 190 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 6: Yeah. Absolutely, But our listener Blake got that text from 191 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 6: a woman named Ashley the day after he delivered food 192 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 6: to her house twice and built her dresser for her. 193 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: Not only did she get that text, but that's the 194 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 1: last thing she ever said to him. 195 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:21,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, so ever, since that baby making text, he's heard nothing, 196 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,240 Speaker 6: and now he's left wondering what's going on? 197 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 1: Yeah? 198 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 7: Am I gonna be a father or not? This is 199 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 7: a weird one, right, bro? 200 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 2: You know what I was thinking about? 201 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,440 Speaker 1: What if she meant to send that to somebody else? Yeah, 202 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,679 Speaker 1: and she's embarrassed, like it was a joke to one of. 203 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,839 Speaker 2: A friend or I just can't imagine. 204 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: Sending that after Yeah, I know, but it's a joke 205 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,600 Speaker 1: that you say, like maybe after three or four dates, 206 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 1: not after the first spontaneous meetings of someone. 207 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 7: What do you think about that? Is that a possibility, Blake? 208 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 8: I mean, I guess, but it feels pretty specific. I 209 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 8: don't know what else she'd be responding to. 210 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,599 Speaker 1: And even if it was as an accident, you responded 211 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:02,400 Speaker 1: so perfectly. 212 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:04,520 Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, if any listeners are joining us, how 213 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 6: did you respond to that? 214 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,240 Speaker 7: Blake? I was like, Oh, I. 215 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,760 Speaker 8: Knew I was good, but I didn't think I was 216 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 8: that goody. 217 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 2: With a cry faced laughing emoji. 218 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, very flirtatious. No reason that she wouldn't 219 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:18,760 Speaker 6: answer back. And if it was just a mistake text, 220 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 6: why wouldn't she just say. 221 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,520 Speaker 4: That she got offended at the laugh emoji. 222 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 6: In your emoji game. Maybe way off, let's find out. 223 00:09:29,559 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 6: I'm going to dial Ashley right now. We'll see if she. 224 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 7: Answers the phone. But here we go. Yes, Hi, Hello 225 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 7: is this Ashley? 226 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:43,360 Speaker 2: She said yes? 227 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 7: Or Jeff I heard yes? 228 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 1: Hello? 229 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 9: It's yeah. 230 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 4: Confuses by answering quickly in casually. 231 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,920 Speaker 6: I know we've made so many calls. Nobody's ever answered 232 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 6: the phone the way that you just did. 233 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe just tell her why we're calling. 234 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,319 Speaker 6: Yeah, we're a radio show. We're doing a segment called 235 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,720 Speaker 6: a second date update. Do you know about those? 236 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,040 Speaker 1: Oh? 237 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,680 Speaker 9: No, I think I know. Like someone wants you to 238 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 9: find out why someone didn't get back to them. 239 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:15,959 Speaker 4: Yeah, they reached out to us. 240 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,680 Speaker 6: Yes, in kind of a dating romantic context. A guy 241 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,680 Speaker 6: hung out with you recently and now he's a little 242 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,559 Speaker 6: bit confused on where you two stand. 243 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 7: A guy named Blake. 244 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,199 Speaker 9: Blake is confused. 245 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you guys were super funny. 246 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:38,360 Speaker 9: I mean it was a really wild way to meet someone. 247 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. 248 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,120 Speaker 2: I would love to give your side of the story. 249 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:47,440 Speaker 9: Well, I'm kind of new in town. I got a 250 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 9: job here, and I have a friend from college who 251 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 9: grew up here and she's here, and here I am, 252 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 9: and that friend got these tickets to this concert. It 253 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,480 Speaker 9: was like insane, Like I don't even want to call 254 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,960 Speaker 9: it a concert because the place was so small. 255 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 3: It's just about your weekend. 256 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 2: Or I think that we may be talking about two 257 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:08,360 Speaker 2: different people. 258 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,440 Speaker 7: Yeah, you're talking about Blake. 259 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,320 Speaker 9: Yeah, Blake. So this is how I met him. He 260 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 9: plays acoustic guitar and he's so good. And then like 261 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 9: my friends and I were hanging out with him and 262 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,840 Speaker 9: some of the guys in the band after what does. 263 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:28,760 Speaker 6: He play guitar at the door when he's driving. 264 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,840 Speaker 2: I think that we have some little confusion here. 265 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:32,959 Speaker 7: There could be a mix. 266 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,839 Speaker 6: Up because the Blake that we're talking about you met 267 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 6: him like about a week ago and he like built 268 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,880 Speaker 6: your dresser for you after he delivered door dash twice. 269 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,840 Speaker 2: Oh my, remember you kissed you tipped him? 270 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:46,560 Speaker 9: Mm hmm. 271 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:53,240 Speaker 4: Okay, I feel like there was a dramatic Listen, listen, 272 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 4: this is I mean, it wasn't a planned date. 273 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,320 Speaker 1: Do not be embarrassed that you thought we were talking 274 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 1: about somebody else. 275 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,959 Speaker 3: The other one was like way more of a date. 276 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:05,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, but you know what we're talking about. 277 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,000 Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. 278 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,400 Speaker 7: Okay, did you kiss the other Blake or bakes? 279 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 2: It's fine. 280 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,440 Speaker 4: Maybe we shouldn't know. 281 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:19,440 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, don't care about acoustic guitar. 282 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:23,720 Speaker 6: Acoustic guitar Blake is definitely different than furniture building Blake. 283 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, not as manly. 284 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,439 Speaker 6: He's great and we've spoken to him and he's confused 285 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,319 Speaker 6: because the last interaction you had over text message, according 286 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,040 Speaker 6: to him, was you saying that you wanted to have 287 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,679 Speaker 6: his baby. 288 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:45,959 Speaker 8: Yeah, what's going on? 289 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 9: So I sent that to the wrong Blake. 290 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,720 Speaker 2: I was really hoping I wasn't it was another Blake. 291 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,120 Speaker 2: I thought it was like a joke. Yeah, you know. 292 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,760 Speaker 6: Okay, so you want to have a who stick guitar 293 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 6: Blake's baby? 294 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,920 Speaker 4: It was? Is it a joke? 295 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 9: Though? 296 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,400 Speaker 1: You don't really you don't want to have guitar boys 297 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 1: baby to be on the road, there's gonna be a 298 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,440 Speaker 1: lot of women involved. 299 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,200 Speaker 2: You want a man who can build a. 300 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,720 Speaker 7: Crip stay around. 301 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,600 Speaker 9: That's right, Okay, This is a This is a lot 302 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,840 Speaker 9: for me to process because I thought something else was 303 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,080 Speaker 9: happening with a different persona. 304 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,360 Speaker 2: I bet it's a lot for him to process too, 305 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:29,800 Speaker 2: right now. 306 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:34,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure I can hear him processing right now 307 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,760 Speaker 6: because you don't know this, Ashley, but furniture building. Blake 308 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 6: is on the other line of this call, listening, waiting 309 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 6: to talk to you. 310 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 7: Oh no, don't be embarrassed. 311 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,319 Speaker 2: I mean you already said the text, and he already 312 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,000 Speaker 2: thought it was funny. 313 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,000 Speaker 7: Yeah, let's hear from him. 314 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:49,240 Speaker 4: Blake. 315 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:49,800 Speaker 7: Are you there? 316 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,800 Speaker 8: Hey, yeah, I'm here. 317 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,559 Speaker 4: You wouldn't have to have a guitar. 318 00:13:55,360 --> 00:14:00,120 Speaker 6: Line around, or even a drum set or something in 319 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,400 Speaker 6: some other instrument. 320 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,000 Speaker 8: I play ukule. 321 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,199 Speaker 7: Wow, that's sexy. Why don't you talk to Ashley? 322 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 4: Hi? 323 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 8: Ashley, Hey, I feel really stupid. 324 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 9: Yeah, I kind of know what to do. 325 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 8: So about the kiss at the door, what's the deal 326 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 8: with that? That's shiff You weren't feeling anything. 327 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,720 Speaker 9: I gave you a kiss on the cheek like it's 328 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,000 Speaker 9: a thank you, and I did pay you. 329 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 4: Too, waits on the cheek. 330 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 6: I know. 331 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,800 Speaker 1: I thought it was a little bit more romantic. 332 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,600 Speaker 8: Yeah, but I gave you my number, like we exchanged numbers. 333 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 9: But you said like if I needed help with any 334 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 9: other furniture, I should let you know. 335 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,200 Speaker 2: But I think furniture was a youthful. 336 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:08,080 Speaker 9: Yeah, it definitely wasn't a euphemism. It was. 337 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,600 Speaker 8: It was like real furniture. 338 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 9: I told him that I had a new bed coming soon. 339 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 6: We should ask, like, we haven't even gotten to Are 340 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:20,480 Speaker 6: you seeing acoustic guitar Blake? Like is that already a 341 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,760 Speaker 6: thing that's been developing? 342 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 1: How could it be when she thought we were calling 343 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: about him? 344 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:27,720 Speaker 7: I don't know, Like, where are you with this guitar guy? 345 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 9: Well, I mean I caught some ceilings and I'm you know, 346 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,640 Speaker 9: I haven't heard from him, but I'm hoping to. 347 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:40,760 Speaker 6: No, he won't call, you know, those acoustic guitar guys 348 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,440 Speaker 6: notoriously accent. 349 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 8: Yeah, guitar Blake is not getting back to you, and 350 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:46,920 Speaker 8: I am. 351 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,280 Speaker 6: I mean, look, even had us call on his behalf 352 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,960 Speaker 6: to try and get a hold of you. That's how 353 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 6: deeply he feels about you. 354 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 9: That's very it's very flattering. It's definitely very flattering. 355 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,440 Speaker 6: Yes, And you definitely want to go out with furniture 356 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 6: building Blake before the furniture groupies step in and try 357 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,600 Speaker 6: to get a hold of them, because there are tons 358 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,560 Speaker 6: of furniture groupies out there, those two following them around 359 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,720 Speaker 6: from house to house. Whatever it is we would like 360 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 6: to offer to send you on a date with Furniture 361 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 6: Building Blake, and if you're open to it, we would 362 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 6: pay for that date. 363 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,760 Speaker 9: It's so flattering that you went to all this trouble, 364 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,600 Speaker 9: But I got to hold out for Acoustic Guitar Blake. 365 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 8: I gotta do it. 366 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,920 Speaker 4: As he's got a beanie too. 367 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. 368 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 6: Well, Ashley, I think you've made a massive mistake and 369 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,440 Speaker 6: I look forward to hearing your voice on a future 370 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:42,240 Speaker 6: Loser Line segment that we do. And they're reaching out 371 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,920 Speaker 6: to Acoustic Guitar Blake and he has nothing to say 372 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:45,160 Speaker 6: to you. 373 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,920 Speaker 2: She's like, I don't even know what that is, but 374 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,800 Speaker 2: the name is awful. 375 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 9: Yeah. 376 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,840 Speaker 7: I feel insulted already, Furniture Blake. 377 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,960 Speaker 6: I hope you go back to her house and disassemble. 378 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,280 Speaker 6: You take that thing apart. 379 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,800 Speaker 2: She didn't do anything wrong. 380 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,920 Speaker 3: I get I paid him. 381 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,600 Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, I'm gonna try to kiss us before 382 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,840 Speaker 6: we're hanging up on the phone. 383 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:12,240 Speaker 7: If you yeah, whatever it is, I'll take it. 384 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 8: Guys, guys, thanks for having my back, but let's lay off. 385 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,000 Speaker 4: I don't want to. 386 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:17,800 Speaker 8: I don't want to he ask. 387 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 7: Oh wow, he's still so nice. 388 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 4: He gets better and better. 389 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:26,879 Speaker 6: I want him to have my baby furniture, Blake. 390 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,680 Speaker 7: Bear, my children. 391 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,440 Speaker 4: She was kidding. 392 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,639 Speaker 1: I don't know if jeff is into it, Brook and 393 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,000 Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. 394 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:34,720 Speaker 7: I'm sorry. 395 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,800 Speaker 6: I guess I did kind of lose my cool at 396 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,800 Speaker 6: the end there, and I do apologize for that. 397 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:39,640 Speaker 2: My god. 398 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,160 Speaker 6: I just I hated when one of our listeners doesn't 399 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,480 Speaker 6: get the respect that they deserve, and I wanted to 400 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,719 Speaker 6: stand up for Blake, Furniture, Blake and all that he 401 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:48,400 Speaker 6: was good for. 402 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,240 Speaker 1: I understand, but I don't think she was disrespecting him 403 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,400 Speaker 1: and saying no. I think she was just saying she's 404 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,760 Speaker 1: interested in the other guy. 405 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's all there is. 406 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 5: He read the room wrong on there, ye hang out, Yeah, yeah, we. 407 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,679 Speaker 6: We You know, what would be the ultimate revenge is 408 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,760 Speaker 6: if he goes back to her neighborhood and posts signs 409 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:08,480 Speaker 6: on all the telephone polls that says free furniture assembly, 410 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,040 Speaker 6: call Blake so she has to see it. 411 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 1: That is the most passive aggressive revenge spot I've heard 412 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,480 Speaker 1: in a long time. 413 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,280 Speaker 4: I guarantee she wouldn't even see the sign. 414 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gonna be busy at concerts. She's not gonna have. 415 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 7: Okay, well, furniture Blake. 416 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 6: If you and me want to go in on some 417 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 6: furniture assembly for free, call me, bro. 418 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:28,320 Speaker 1: I'm afraid he was getting paid and now he's gonna 419 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:29,240 Speaker 1: work for free. 420 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 6: And I'll hold the Alan wrench with you, buddy, Let's 421 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,440 Speaker 6: do it together. You deserve respect, and I think every 422 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 6: one of our listeners deserves respect in their dating life. 423 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,320 Speaker 6: If you want some email the show, we'll call that 424 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:42,640 Speaker 6: person who's not calling you back.