Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a termino and gage.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style.
Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need you ride? Ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need with Karen and Chris.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris
Speaker 3: Fairbank and.
Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgariff.
Speaker 3: We are driving, we're running and recording in case this
Speaker 3: is your first time with us.
Speaker 1: Hello, if you've just tuned in, where have you been? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why now?
Speaker 4: I mean it's been fucking years.
Speaker 3: Everyone's been talking about it around your water cooler.
Speaker 4: And you're just saying no, no, I can't hear.
Speaker 1: That right now? Why you know I did.
Speaker 3: My only experience in an office is when I briefly
Speaker 3: hang out in the.
Speaker 1: Lobby to pick you guys up. Yeah, and uh, I
Speaker 1: you were kind of hanging out by a water cooler.
Speaker 4: Yes, we we're a real.
Speaker 2: Thing, and we were we were hanging up by water
Speaker 2: cool talking about pizza, different kinds of pizza. It was
Speaker 2: as if somebody was like, we need you to act
Speaker 2: like you work in an office.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. You were CODs playing ass office workers.
Speaker 2: Yes we were, and we were nailing it too because
Speaker 2: we were truly enjoying ourselves to the point where, because
Speaker 2: if I may, I the other day we were in
Speaker 2: the we have a conference room where we have a
Speaker 2: lot of our meetings, and I made the deadly mistake,
Speaker 2: which I would be furious if someone else did this,
Speaker 2: but then I go and do it. That's the kind
Speaker 2: of thing that you just can't let me be getting
Speaker 2: away with stuff like that. I brought a tuna sandwich
Speaker 2: into a closed space with windows you can't open.
Speaker 1: Did you take your shoes off too?
Speaker 2: It was so gross, And I like, I'm the one
Speaker 2: that I don't like fish, so I don't want to
Speaker 2: smell that. Nobody else wants to fucking smell it. I
Speaker 2: was like, what am I doing? I took like two
Speaker 2: bites and then put it back in there. For Durer,
Speaker 2: I was just like, it's I need to plan better
Speaker 2: than this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fish divisive for a lot of people, especially tuna.
Speaker 3: Some people, I like it cold, but once you heat
Speaker 3: it up, which I enjoy, They no one can handle it.
Speaker 4: No I don't.
Speaker 2: And actually, what I realized is I opened this sandwich
Speaker 2: that I mistakenly ordered. I only like, the only reason
Speaker 2: I wanted to eat a tuna sandwich is because really
Speaker 2: what I wanted was to eat the tuna.
Speaker 1: Sandwich my mom used to make.
Speaker 2: And then I saw what it was, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is unrecognizable to me as a tuna sandwich.
Speaker 1: What am I doing right?
Speaker 3: Just out of well, I should do the same and
Speaker 3: make myself a cat food sandwich. No, that's an old story.
Speaker 3: If you're new with us, you gotta go back. It's
Speaker 3: good stars, it was grown man. We were good ten
Speaker 3: years ago.
Speaker 4: God damn, we were fresh.
Speaker 3: Everything was new, but we were uncomfortable. Yeah, with comfort
Speaker 3: comes professionalism, but yes, you lose that frenetic.
Speaker 1: I used to be a lunic. I mean, also, what
Speaker 1: how did we do that? I just don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know how we both hung in there because
Speaker 2: I feel like both of us are the kind of
Speaker 2: people that work better when somebody else does stuff for us.
Speaker 4: And what are you doing? Sorry?
Speaker 2: This car behind me just tried to pass me as
Speaker 2: we were turning left.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of that going on today. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's funny. We'd like not record one for like three weeks,
Speaker 3: and then I'd say do you want to do one today?
Speaker 3: And then you would be like, no, I really don't.
Speaker 3: I'm like we probably should yeah, and then you're like
Speaker 3: all right, and then later you'd be like thank you.
Speaker 3: I just was feeling like I yeah.
Speaker 4: I think that was near around the time.
Speaker 2: I was in a freeze state, so I was just
Speaker 2: always on the couch.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant a free state went where
Speaker 3: you go, design your own flag, live in the mountains.
Speaker 4: It could do whatever I want.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, your Kazinsky phase it was the opposite.
Speaker 3: You don't have to tell me people they just think
Speaker 3: you Obama and you have to show him a drawing
Speaker 3: of a guy in sunglasses.
Speaker 1: You could be like, look, it's him, so it's up there,
Speaker 1: right God crying of Lincoln Montana Theodore. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: He did Theodore ted because I love that.
Speaker 3: When it's someone's nickname, the version of their first name,
Speaker 3: they should go with Chuck Charlie Johnson.
Speaker 2: But somebody just sent us a thing where they bought
Speaker 2: a house or inherited a house now I can't remember,
Speaker 2: and they went in to kind.
Speaker 4: Of remodel it because it was old.
Speaker 1: What was it.
Speaker 2: It was in Alaska, and I think it was like
Speaker 2: it was a place where people had been squatting and
Speaker 2: for years. Maybe it was their family cabin and they
Speaker 2: just hadn't seen it.
Speaker 1: While that's an inheritance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then they go and they look and there's
Speaker 2: people who have written their names and all kinds of
Speaker 2: all the squatters and people that have used it as
Speaker 2: like shelter out in the middle of Alaska.
Speaker 4: I guess I can't remember.
Speaker 2: You can listen to the episode, but one of the
Speaker 2: names that was there all Taps Kazinski. And then the person,
Speaker 2: the person who wrote us the email, went and compared
Speaker 2: their signatures with his manifesto and it was actually him.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why because the Alaska I thought
Speaker 3: maybe before he.
Speaker 1: Settled on a school bus, it would have been.
Speaker 3: Christopher mccandle's Oh yeah, but is better and on topic
Speaker 3: with what we were talking about.
Speaker 2: And also it could have been in kind of any
Speaker 2: other state in America, because I'm just remembering Alaska but
Speaker 2: I could definitely be wrong.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, oh wow, anyway crazy Right.
Speaker 3: That's like when you see someone's signature, like a comedian
Speaker 3: that's no longer with us or has been canceled or something,
Speaker 3: and you notice chuckle bucket in the middle of the
Speaker 3: country and there's their name on the wall.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: There was one time in San Antonio where Polly Shore
Speaker 3: had written something mean, I can't remember, this place sucks,
Speaker 3: and then he's like, underneath.
Speaker 1: It, Hey, this was a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3: I was went in a weird, dark place and this
Speaker 3: place doesn't suck.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why I'd say that, And I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Polly's sure, Oh yeah, I know. That's the thing I
Speaker 3: like about him.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing I like about him. The first
Speaker 2: time I saw him on MTV when he had his
Speaker 2: show was it though we lit I can't remember whatever
Speaker 2: his show was where it was truly an early reality
Speaker 2: show that just followed him around, but it was kind
Speaker 2: of like a sketch show. And his the way he
Speaker 2: looked and the way he talked and the newness of
Speaker 2: his personality was so striking to me, as like an
Speaker 2: eleven year old in a farm town.
Speaker 4: I was just like, who is this guy I need
Speaker 4: to be around all the time?
Speaker 1: He was like so compelling and interesting. Yeah, everyone everyone
Speaker 1: liked him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah it was And I, as a young child
Speaker 3: saw him and I was like, oh, you can express
Speaker 3: yourself in weird ways and you'll be surrounded by bikini
Speaker 3: girls that have been hired by an intern to be
Speaker 3: in the shot. But that was more just MTV's vibe
Speaker 3: at the time, right, But yeah, judging by my wallposters,
Speaker 3: that's what I wanted, not my wall, my friends whose wall?
Speaker 4: Just say who owned the wall?
Speaker 3: Lubadar was allowed to have bikini girls Lou on his wall.
Speaker 1: He's a listener Clu Lou, Lou Blue high Lou, look
Speaker 1: perv you Lou.
Speaker 3: Well, he's grown into a totally upstanding citizen.
Speaker 2: Okay, but what kind of pervy posters we have on
Speaker 2: the wall?
Speaker 3: I do recall one of Kathy Ireland, of course, next
Speaker 3: to a Lamborghini.
Speaker 2: Do you know that I used to do like a
Speaker 2: ten minute chunk on Kathy Ireland.
Speaker 1: In your stand up?
Speaker 3: Yes, I it would all be I don't know anything
Speaker 3: about Kathy.
Speaker 1: Ireland and you don't know anything about me. I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: it's too late. Well, I know how we can make
Speaker 1: up for this. Do the whole bit now.
Speaker 2: The only part I can remember is I just an
Speaker 2: impression of like it was just like why do we
Speaker 2: like models so much?
Speaker 1: Or whatever?
Speaker 2: And then I just oh, I think i'd seen Sports
Speaker 2: Illustrated swimsuit video. Remember the videos they started releasing.
Speaker 1: I mean vaguely.
Speaker 2: So they interviewed her, and I remember, oh, oh borrowing
Speaker 2: them literally, Yes, you can remember, I do.
Speaker 1: It's coming to me now, it's coming to me now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did Lou own it and lent it to you?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: No, that was from a friend with a basement, so
Speaker 3: you had somewhere to get to. Yeah, you had to
Speaker 3: actually write down your name, what video you would take,
Speaker 3: and there was a due date and everything.
Speaker 1: Oh you were at Hollywood Video, Chris. That wasn't your friend.
Speaker 1: It was a house and you didn't need to rewind. Okay,
Speaker 1: did You're not done?
Speaker 2: It was just that she would get interviewed, and I
Speaker 2: basically was trying to say that she was stupid, which
Speaker 2: I don't know that and that I apologize like Polly Shore,
Speaker 2: I apologize to Kathy Ireland because I was just jealous.
Speaker 2: You were a lovely woman that everyone loved, and I
Speaker 2: was like, there to make the argument against you, right,
Speaker 2: which you know, sorry, but I did an impression of
Speaker 2: her when they interviewed her where it was like, I
Speaker 2: don't even know how this went, but the impression was
Speaker 2: I stand on the beach and I have to hold
Speaker 2: a big fitch over my head.
Speaker 1: And I can't remember.
Speaker 2: And then there was like jokes of mistakes she was making,
Speaker 2: which of course she didn't actually make in the real video.
Speaker 3: Oh about the actual Sports Illustrated shoot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like, how was it out there kind
Speaker 2: of thing. And then she tells a story that's so
Speaker 2: remedial that it sounds like she has a brain injury,
Speaker 2: which of course she just talked like a valley girl.
Speaker 1: She wasn't done totally. It's an accent that we've all
Speaker 1: learned to love.
Speaker 2: Here, and I mean it's the accent I have. Who
Speaker 2: was I to you saying anything?
Speaker 3: You I'm so glad you finally fast up to your strong, strong,
Speaker 3: gagme with a spoon accent.
Speaker 1: It's it's hard to understand what I'm saying a lot
Speaker 1: of the time.
Speaker 3: Now I'm wondering why there weren't swimsuit additions in my
Speaker 3: house because we certainly had the sport ones and I
Speaker 3: had a sports illustrated football phone that I still wish
Speaker 3: I had.
Speaker 2: Oh, your mom was absolutely pulling that shit out of
Speaker 2: the mailbox before you got to it. Yeah, She's like,
Speaker 2: we can't. He needs to get good grades this semester.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are correct, You are correct. She would not
Speaker 3: let me have that kind of filth.
Speaker 2: You or your sister, my mom, I mean your mom
Speaker 2: or your sister would be pulling that away.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, or I actually my sister would be like,
Speaker 3: is this what you like? And then give me an
Speaker 3: uncomfortable birds the bees talk.
Speaker 4: She would just get right in there and be like.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh, she'd tell me all about everything.
Speaker 1: But I do. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I remember my mom coming down and I the a
Speaker 3: YouTube video was on from like Octune Baby, or when
Speaker 3: it was very tame. She moves in mysterious ways. There's
Speaker 3: just a dancer, and she came down. She's like, what
Speaker 3: is it's pornography? Like when did you become an evangelical?
Speaker 1: Mom?
Speaker 4: That's I think I've told you the story.
Speaker 2: But the first time we were watching MTV, my dad
Speaker 2: walked in and the song was It's my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, talk talk yes again talk.
Speaker 2: And it was wildlife footage that somebody had animated over
Speaker 2: just real simple.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I remember that.
Speaker 2: But it was the right as my dad walked in,
Speaker 2: the animation turned to sperm. So it was just like
Speaker 2: hand drunk sperm trying to run across this like while
Speaker 2: you were and my dad's like, watch, its got so
Speaker 2: mad where we're like, we don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Animated sperm from some other image. What is this? That's
Speaker 1: more like Peter Gabriel, Peter Gabriel. That's the way you've
Speaker 1: been done. It's hacky. But we literally I was like,
Speaker 1: this is just cool animation.
Speaker 4: I didn't know. I thought it was like Paisley.
Speaker 1: It didn't.
Speaker 4: It wasn't a big.
Speaker 1: Deal to me, right right, Yeah, they didn't.
Speaker 3: That's before that fateful day when we walk into school
Speaker 3: and the gym teacher puts a condom on a banana.
Speaker 4: Oh that was in yours. We didn't get that.
Speaker 1: Oh it was he'd turned on music and slowly. It
Speaker 1: was a weird school. Everyone was drunk.
Speaker 4: You went to sex school?
Speaker 1: I did. I went.
Speaker 3: I went to a sexual corrections institute.
Speaker 4: Yes, because of all the mistakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was rehab school for kids.
Speaker 2: Just can you describe Lou to us from childhood? You
Speaker 2: don't have to talk about his current life, but just
Speaker 2: give us the picture of this friend.
Speaker 3: Lou had Michael Hutchins like hair that went from one
Speaker 3: side over the next, which brought the at the time,
Speaker 3: you know, skater bangs like Tony Hawk had as a kid,
Speaker 3: to a whole new level of like, Yeah, that's clearly
Speaker 3: an excess hair. But I think and this is where
Speaker 3: ahead of its time, but shaved side. Yes, I mean
Speaker 3: we're in sixth grade. Oh wow, that's pretty cool. I
Speaker 3: actually have a picture of us all at a birthday
Speaker 3: party with a Garfield cake.
Speaker 1: Yes, that I will show you right now. Show it.
Speaker 2: Because we're in traffic and we're barely moving. I can
Speaker 2: look at anything.
Speaker 1: I'm real good at financ I typed cake and it's
Speaker 1: gonna come up. Yep.
Speaker 3: And there's and my friend Andy with an Nxcess kick shirt.
Speaker 1: That's Lou. You can't really see it, you can't.
Speaker 3: And that's Ross, my good friend, and we're vaguely related.
Speaker 3: That's me look at banks with my porcelain braces and
Speaker 3: that I would grow out just my bangs and spray
Speaker 3: son in on them.
Speaker 2: Yes, and uh, guys, what's what a gang?
Speaker 1: And I like this guy, he's my pick andy. Look
Speaker 1: he that of course he was buying beer for everyone
Speaker 1: in like eighth grade. But he looks exactly the same. Now.
Speaker 3: Oh, you think if someone looks like they're twenty eighth
Speaker 3: and this is we're in seventh or eighth grade here.
Speaker 4: And he's still holding down that eighth grade.
Speaker 1: Look.
Speaker 3: He was shaving in eighth grade, full shaving, full beard,
Speaker 3: could grow a beard, and yeah, his face stayed the same,
Speaker 3: whereas I look like a different person.
Speaker 2: Because I was looking at that picture. We're now on
Speaker 2: the wrong freeway.
Speaker 3: Oh and uh, that was my trick. I want to
Speaker 3: go to Glendale.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 3: I'm this is all part of my master plan. We're
Speaker 3: going to look theaters to see Alien Romulus.
Speaker 4: Look theaters, where's that it's.
Speaker 3: I went last night to watch the Alien movie, which
Speaker 3: is very good, and there's no stars in it. It's
Speaker 3: just new actors that are the best actors I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Wine two people are so good.
Speaker 3: I highly recommend it, and I did not go into
Speaker 3: it like, oh I love the other Alien movies. Of
Speaker 3: course I love the original, but it's great and there's
Speaker 3: enough easter eggs or you know, references if you're pearist.
Speaker 3: They were really good about like the technology of what
Speaker 3: they thought the future would be like where the computer
Speaker 3: is like a tandy a black screen with green It
Speaker 3: is the future in that way, in that style, like
Speaker 3: everything is like what they thought the future would look
Speaker 3: like in the seventies, but it's it's.
Speaker 1: Really cool, so sorry.
Speaker 2: They basically followed that through to be like if this
Speaker 2: was the past, this would be the future.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's smart.
Speaker 3: Here's the future envisioned in nineteen seventy nine or whenever
Speaker 3: they wrote Alien and uh, there's it's just great.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give anything away, but I will
Speaker 1: say about this.
Speaker 3: Look theater, beautiful place, reclining chairs, food, everything that you
Speaker 3: want from a fancy theater. There was no employees. I
Speaker 3: paid for a ticket because I'm, you know.
Speaker 1: An honest person. Yeah, don't chop down the cherry tree.
Speaker 4: You're not George Washing I am.
Speaker 3: I wore a powdered wig and I've never told a lie,
Speaker 3: and my wooden key I would never lie through them. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 3: no one was there. I bought tickets. There was nowhere
Speaker 3: to no one to check them. It was empty, but
Speaker 3: the movies were playing and someone did come down to
Speaker 3: take the food order, but in the lobby it was
Speaker 3: like yeah or whatever. Also, it's half price day. I
Speaker 3: saw an eight dollars movie. I don't understand what they're doing.
Speaker 3: It's like, I think a chain, but not a big one.
Speaker 3: But obviously this is their flagship location where they don't
Speaker 3: care about making money.
Speaker 4: Wait, where is this location?
Speaker 3: It is in Glendale and it is a big, beautiful
Speaker 3: theater and it looks like they spent a lot of
Speaker 3: money on it and survived. It opened up right before
Speaker 3: COVID hit, but it made it through. No one's ever there.
Speaker 3: I love the temperature. They play the best movies theaters.
Speaker 4: Do you eat food?
Speaker 1: Great food, really reasonably priced. What are you eating there?
Speaker 3: Eight dollars mocktail that was delicious?
Speaker 1: I have had.
Speaker 3: And we had a screening of the short that I
Speaker 3: acted in, Oh Yeah, called Hunt Me, and we did
Speaker 3: a Q and A and I was there for that
Speaker 3: and it was a big, beautiful place and I'm like,
Speaker 3: no one's here, where's people that work here? I guess
Speaker 3: they just ran it out the theater, but nope, movie time,
Speaker 3: no one was there. That's interesting. They must have a
Speaker 3: setup I get. Yeah, cameras, honor system AI who knows,
Speaker 3: yeah it, Yeah, that's what I was talking. They scan
Speaker 3: you and they're like, these people deserve a free movie.
Speaker 3: Maybe if you come in, like with a fancy suit
Speaker 3: and coafft hair. All of a sudden there's employees. They
Speaker 3: are taking your money.
Speaker 2: They're like, watch that corporate guy who's gonna rip everybody off.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but no I went in with the mismatch
Speaker 3: socks and a slight lamp flea movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm very much enjoyed that alien movie. I even
Speaker 3: had dreams about it.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, it got right into your brain, it did.
Speaker 4: That's exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you leave a movie thinking it didn't make an impression,
Speaker 3: and then you think about it for days and days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your brain goes o contrere mon frere.
Speaker 3: Yes, you are a character in this and you're gonna
Speaker 3: kick a lot tonight instead of sleep.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was. It was really fun.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 2: I haven't been to the movies since the movie that
Speaker 2: came out where uh Anna the blonde girl. But she's
Speaker 2: from like Venezuela originally or something.
Speaker 4: Wayne scamb It, No, it's yes, but you're right about that.
Speaker 1: What's her name that actress? I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Anna Taylor, Joy, Anna Taylor, Anna Taylor Droy thank you.
Speaker 2: And it was the one where they go her and
Speaker 2: her new boyfriend or a date or whatever go to
Speaker 2: that restaurant that's on like an island.
Speaker 1: It's I think it's called the Menu.
Speaker 3: Oh right, and Ralph finds Ray finds right show it's
Speaker 3: spelled Ralph.
Speaker 1: It's spelled Ralph, but his name is Ray. It's not often.
Speaker 3: We've all heard of the silent pH, but the invisible
Speaker 3: pH totally different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ray, Ray and L silent L.
Speaker 3: You ignore the A, the L and the P in
Speaker 3: the H, but you you do pay attention.
Speaker 1: To the R in the A. Please anyway, yes, please do.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's it's good and it's uh, it's also
Speaker 3: a movie. I finally appreciate it.
Speaker 1: John Lakes he's in The New Alan. He's in the menu.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I thought you were going back.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's he is. He's like one of the
Speaker 1: best people in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not since Tu Long Fu.
Speaker 1: Thanks for every thing, Julie Numar.
Speaker 4: I swear to god that movie holds up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does, really does really good. Ye they did
Speaker 1: that good.
Speaker 3: I hadn't seen it since I was a kid, and
Speaker 3: of course I didn't fully get it, and now.
Speaker 1: I love it a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, it's it was a great night.
Speaker 1: I love Glendale. I wish we did accidentally drive into Glendale.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we are right on the precipice of
Speaker 2: doing that. We could drive by the Look Theater.
Speaker 3: You want to, Oh, it's all right, there's nothing to see. Really,
Speaker 3: it's in a big that's the thing. No one goes
Speaker 3: there because they don't advertise. You can't tell it's a
Speaker 3: movie theater. It's just back in a corridor. You have
Speaker 3: to go down an alley to get there, and then
Speaker 3: it's a big, fancy movie theater.
Speaker 4: What that sounds like money laundering situation.
Speaker 3: But if you look the way I found out about it,
Speaker 3: it's like like anyone I get on my phone, go
Speaker 3: to fandango or whatever, Where's what are the movies?
Speaker 1: It's playing here at nine, so people should be there. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's in the listings. Is it new new, like truly new. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like twenty nineteen ish.
Speaker 3: I had to find an employee who was behind a
Speaker 3: closed door and say why is no one here?
Speaker 1: And what they say, Yeah, a lot of people don't
Speaker 1: come here.
Speaker 3: It's weird and made me to twenty five percent.
Speaker 2: Also, it makes me think that would be my dream
Speaker 2: movie theater, because there's nothing worse than being at the
Speaker 2: movie theater and having other people ruin your movie experience
Speaker 2: in whatever way they write too.
Speaker 3: No, it was the handful of people in there were
Speaker 3: well behaved, nice and it was the kind of movie
Speaker 3: where I wanted to like talk to people after what
Speaker 3: do you think?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's when April Richardson and I went to
Speaker 2: go see Tickled, which is that documentary. Yeah, there was
Speaker 2: only ten other people in the movie theater, and when
Speaker 2: the movie ended, it's kind of came up and we
Speaker 2: all turned to each other.
Speaker 4: We're like, what the hell?
Speaker 2: And like fifteen strangers turned talking to each other because
Speaker 2: it was so crazy.
Speaker 3: That is one of the things you can only do
Speaker 3: with the documentary of course, where the person that made
Speaker 3: it and I saw it at the Silent movie theater
Speaker 3: where it was moderated. They talked to the filmmaker. It
Speaker 3: was Nathan Fielder looking for you.
Speaker 1: Guy talked to him and he was just making a movie.
Speaker 3: About a weird tickle league where they wear jerseys, yeah,
Speaker 3: and young men tickle each other, which is strange.
Speaker 1: And then behind it was this weird like.
Speaker 4: Evil donor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a rich guy that was kind of like
Speaker 1: Robert Durst or something. It's just such a good movie.
Speaker 1: But yeah, spoiler alert.
Speaker 3: You can't believe that things are unfolding, and you can
Speaker 3: tell the filmmaker had no idea what they were into,
Speaker 3: but he was saying that guy was going to a
Speaker 3: lot of the screenings and asking questions.
Speaker 1: Yep, he's like.
Speaker 3: First and would compliment I like the film, it's great editing,
Speaker 3: and you did a good job building the story.
Speaker 1: But you make me look really bad in it.
Speaker 3: Like he was scared of the guy and he was
Speaker 3: going to all these screenings.
Speaker 1: And I haven't followed up.
Speaker 3: What happened to the guy legally, but it is tickled
Speaker 3: if you get the chance.
Speaker 2: I think nothing happened to the guy because one story
Speaker 2: is you know quarter sheets near you You just talked
Speaker 2: to him, Yes, yes, long line, long line, but bridge
Speaker 2: and I got a table there, so we ate there
Speaker 2: probably a month ago.
Speaker 1: David Ferrier, that director, was sitting.
Speaker 4: Across from us. I oh really, I stared at him
Speaker 4: for a good twenty minutes before.
Speaker 1: I picked him up, and I wouldn't know what he
Speaker 1: looks like.
Speaker 2: I follow him on Twitter. Oh okay, I tickled. Was
Speaker 2: such a strange, amazing experience that I was like, this
Speaker 2: guy is incredible. And Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds were
Speaker 2: like in the movie because they covered that story and
Speaker 2: so they knew him. So I like talk to Dave
Speaker 2: about it after we because I was like, I need
Speaker 2: someone to tell me.
Speaker 4: What is real anymore?
Speaker 2: This is so fucking crazy ye and creepy and whatever,
Speaker 2: and I was like, how did that guy? And he's
Speaker 2: so Dave kind of was like telling me about him.
Speaker 2: Then I started following him and that is actually the
Speaker 2: kind of journalism that he does in Australia. He's I
Speaker 2: think Australian, Australian or maybe Kiwi, but he's normally usually
Speaker 2: down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But the but his second or the I shouldn't say second,
Speaker 2: his most recent documentary, it's called Mister Orgon, and it's
Speaker 2: another one of those stories where we're like, wait, what
Speaker 2: what are we talking about? And it's like it's wild.
Speaker 3: So me that makes me think he's just a good
Speaker 3: filmmaker and knew that it was this bizarre yes, backstory,
Speaker 3: come on, well you have to tell a story and
Speaker 3: give away too much.
Speaker 2: But I don't know, because it really did feel like
Speaker 2: he was like, what is happening?
Speaker 4: Like I think that was too good to be acting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, yeah, I just mean when editing, of course,
Speaker 3: you telling a story after the fact, you're like, well, okay,
Speaker 3: we should only tell this much or this associate with
Speaker 3: like crime stuff where it's the same sit down interview
Speaker 3: where you go a detective talking about what they thought initially,
Speaker 3: what they thought in the middle, what they thought after
Speaker 3: the guy was incarcerated.
Speaker 1: But it's all one sit down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't they don't let out the information before
Speaker 2: it's relevant, as if you are going through this with
Speaker 2: you don't know what's happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's such a good job.
Speaker 1: That's the best kind of storytelling. Yeah.
Speaker 3: People were like gasping in the audience. So we've we've
Speaker 3: endorsed this movie tickled so very much.
Speaker 2: And David Ferrier is just I hope that's the right name,
Speaker 2: because I'm really saying it was so much common and
Speaker 2: it's but yeah, him as a director and as.
Speaker 4: A person to sit across from at the pizza place.
Speaker 1: And a great tennis pro. Oh, exactly know.
Speaker 3: There's another Farrier, Robert ted something Fairier Federer.
Speaker 1: Robert Federer is there Roger Roger?
Speaker 3: So it sounds like Robert Farrier. Yeah, I can't get
Speaker 3: out of that one.
Speaker 2: You really tried to wedge your way in there, yep.
Speaker 2: And me and David Ferrier say no.
Speaker 3: The problem with wedging yourself in is it's hard to
Speaker 3: get out.
Speaker 4: Also, I'm probably mispronouncing his name.
Speaker 2: There's there's lots of I'm really taking a strong stance
Speaker 2: in an area that I have no business being in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's more my area.
Speaker 4: Yeah you stay there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll hold your spot. Thank you. Do you want
Speaker 1: to revisit? I just want to get out of the car.
Speaker 3: My neighbor bought uh and you might know about this,
Speaker 3: because I believe she's from the Bay area. Bought some
Speaker 3: milk thistle or milkweed in order to attract monarch butterflies,
Speaker 3: a butterfly that is dwindled down to ten percent population.
Speaker 3: It used to be, and sure enough these I don't know.
Speaker 3: At some point a butterfly came it's right outside my door,
Speaker 3: and laid some eggs, and it was riddled with these
Speaker 3: caterpillars that are the same they have the same coloring
Speaker 3: as a monarch. And all these little cocoons started, and
Speaker 3: today got a time lapse of the first one hatching.
Speaker 3: It's a big, beautiful monarch and it hung out for
Speaker 3: like an hour and dried off and then it flew away.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping they hang out. But that's a very my
Speaker 3: only memory of growing up in Monterey, growing up as
Speaker 3: they're tillies two, you know. Yeah, And I left in
Speaker 3: a three piece suit. Yeah, I got a briefcase, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I going on live on my own in Montana.
Speaker 1: Clint Eastwood, Yeah, you're not my mayor, Yeah exactly, he
Speaker 1: was indeed the mayor.
Speaker 3: But I just remember the there was like a monarch's
Speaker 3: that would cover a tree without leaves and make it
Speaker 3: look like it was full. Yeah, like thousands of monarchs
Speaker 3: there was. And when that happened, there at a big festival,
Speaker 3: probably the Monarch Festival. Yeah, And I remember that, and
Speaker 3: I always think of that when I see a monarch.
Speaker 3: So if they start hanging out in front of my place, oh.
Speaker 1: Man, you're going to go into some early life regression.
Speaker 3: But I'll post the time lapse of the hatch if
Speaker 3: any of you do the Instagram thing.
Speaker 1: Nice, it's really pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, it is nice.
Speaker 1: Thanks to my neighbor Amilia. Amelia, great job, good job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really cool. I one of them was hatching
Speaker 3: as I left. I was almost late.
Speaker 1: I don't know when I became an entomologist.
Speaker 4: But I'm into it.
Speaker 1: It was recently, yes, very recently.
Speaker 2: I really respect these cars that go ahead and just
Speaker 2: cross one thousand lanes to take a left in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I do. I admire the confidence. Yeah, it's tough. What
Speaker 1: they're doing is tough there. And I noticed young people
Speaker 1: don't signal.
Speaker 3: I don't want to sound like some old guy, but
Speaker 3: some kid a couple of days ago did that where
Speaker 3: it was a four way intersection and then he started
Speaker 3: taking his turn. I waited, and then at the last minute,
Speaker 3: so he was going through, I assume it was going
Speaker 3: to keep going straight, so I started moving forward. Also,
Speaker 3: then he takes a left and almost hit the front
Speaker 3: of my car. But looked at me like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: why did you all of a sudden drive into the
Speaker 3: side of me. But our windows both happened to be down.
Speaker 3: And it was a very sweet interaction because I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I got startled, but you you didn't signal,
Speaker 3: and I know there's not anyone behind you, but it helped.
Speaker 3: It would help me, know, And he's like, oh, people
Speaker 3: do that, And I'm like, I am so used to
Speaker 3: signaling that on a this is in from car to car,
Speaker 3: when I'm on a windy dirt road and no one
Speaker 3: is around, I just instinctively signal. When it turns like that,
Speaker 3: it's important. And he's like, oh, okay, you're really nice.
Speaker 1: See you later.
Speaker 3: Like I became friends with this kid because I didn't yell.
Speaker 1: You know, it was such a funny.
Speaker 2: You literally it was a teaching moment that you really
Speaker 2: stepped in as a kind you know what.
Speaker 4: That's really hard.
Speaker 3: It actually didn't come in nice. He called me you're
Speaker 3: really cool, so that's even better.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, because you're not cool, No, I lose
Speaker 1: my cool. But they kept it in this moment, But
Speaker 1: that's not true.
Speaker 2: I think like that was first of all, I was
Speaker 2: just joking. That was that was a mean joke. But secondly, yeah,
Speaker 2: you didn't. You basically were like, I got to actually
Speaker 2: solve this problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I don't think that.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people are like, if there's
Speaker 3: no one behind me or in front of me, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Going to signal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: But it almost caused an accident because a lot of
Speaker 3: us don't realize when you're signaling, a lot of people
Speaker 3: are getting that perfect side view and depending on knowing
Speaker 3: whether you're going straight or turning.
Speaker 1: Also, I could be less. I could wait until someone
Speaker 1: clears an intersection. I don't know. We're all trying to
Speaker 1: get somewhere. Okay, tell me what everybody you want?
Speaker 4: Can I get a latte? You're a medium latte?
Speaker 3: I'll have an iced coffee with just one pump of caramel?
Speaker 1: Can we do an iced coffee with a pump of
Speaker 1: caramel in it? Medium? Media?
Speaker 4: A medium?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 4: Ali's ooh?
Speaker 1: Can I just get an ice coffee regular flavor? Medium?
Speaker 1: And can we get one more ice coffee?
Speaker 4: Just playing in a medium as well? That's gonna be it.
Speaker 3: Thank you to our right is perhaps the most frightening
Speaker 3: day if it was dark out. Yes, uh, it's just
Speaker 3: someone wearing the costume from Japer Scrapers.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is when I saw them, I
Speaker 2: looked over and was like, I love that outfit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've never seen someone have like kind of style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh excuse me.
Speaker 3: It's like a if a fashion show had a mad
Speaker 3: Max theme.
Speaker 1: You know what we should do.
Speaker 2: And the only reason I bring this up this because
Speaker 2: you came in when we were talking about this in
Speaker 2: the kitchen.
Speaker 4: What's your face?
Speaker 2: Favorite version type area of pizza area like Chicago Deep Dish.
Speaker 3: It's funny, Well, I'll talk about the actual area on
Speaker 3: geographically on a pizza.
Speaker 1: My favorite bites, oddly, okay, are at the end.
Speaker 3: There's kind of that baked cheese on the I don't
Speaker 3: just shove the crust in my mouth unless I have mustard,
Speaker 3: which sounds crazy. Yeah, But as a young child, my sister,
Speaker 3: because she was too embarrassed, she'd make me go at
Speaker 3: a pizza place and ask for mustard and they would
Speaker 3: want to say what for, And I'm like, you're the
Speaker 3: one that have it back there.
Speaker 1: You know what it's for.
Speaker 3: But if you put mustard on a pizza crust, it
Speaker 3: suddenly is a stick of pretzel.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's very pretzel like.
Speaker 3: I love pretzel, and that's what I still do now,
Speaker 3: and it's the reason I like mustard.
Speaker 1: There we go, Here we go on iced CARAMELCA. That's
Speaker 1: me normal special request ice latte?
Speaker 4: Can you?
Speaker 1: I'm borderline offended by catch up. I really don't like
Speaker 1: ketchup at all. I'm afraid not, I know, because I
Speaker 1: feel exactly the opposite. Yeah, I'm a mustard man.
Speaker 2: So sorry, but will you re explain where this baked cheese?
Speaker 1: I don't. I think I kind of lost you. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I went off.
Speaker 4: So do you have a.
Speaker 1: Straw for me? Oh? Yes, I do.
Speaker 3: The when you're done eating the pizza, which of course
Speaker 3: I enjoy. Everyone does. There's no one in the world
Speaker 3: that doesn't. Even if they don't eat pizza, it's because
Speaker 3: of restraint.
Speaker 1: They're in restraints.
Speaker 3: But I do like those first cheesy bites a crust
Speaker 3: where it's like kind of burnt into the there's that
Speaker 3: that just that perimeter, that where the pizza ends and
Speaker 3: the crust begins.
Speaker 1: That's the area I like. I get you. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: in general.
Speaker 3: To answer your actual question, I'm a thin crust guy
Speaker 3: and I oddly, you know, I've tried the New York
Speaker 3: stuff and I get it now. It is great, But
Speaker 3: I kind of like a dry thin Dominoes.
Speaker 1: Yep, just a thin like it's almost not a wafer. Yes,
Speaker 1: I hope they burnt it a little mm hmm, and
Speaker 1: I anticipate it.
Speaker 3: I get on the pizza tracker on the app and
Speaker 3: I watch it come to my house with little messages
Speaker 3: five more minutes.
Speaker 1: It's so exciting.
Speaker 2: And then that's how we wrapped up our We all
Speaker 2: started just talking about how across the board everyone loves
Speaker 2: Dominoes because it's made for you to eat, like the
Speaker 2: whole one by yourself, right, And we're just kind of.
Speaker 4: Laughing about that.
Speaker 2: Where whatever, And that's when you walked in and then
Speaker 2: started talking about your Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Actually, as I recall the conversation with ending,
Speaker 3: and I had to gather everyone together to announce that
Speaker 3: I like thin crust.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can go to your offices. That's that's right.
Speaker 1: I just don't have a water cooler at my home. No.
Speaker 4: And it really feels good. It's a it's a unifying vibe.
Speaker 1: It keeps you hydrated.
Speaker 2: But we started talking about that because you know there's
Speaker 2: Detroit style pizza or yeah, I think they said, what's that, yes,
Speaker 2: square pizza that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, quarter sheets.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know Detroit had their own sweets style
Speaker 3: of pizza.
Speaker 1: But it's like a faucacia.
Speaker 2: Bread, which i is not my preference. I mean, it
Speaker 2: was good to be there and eat all the other
Speaker 2: all their stuff.
Speaker 1: Right, but I don't I wouldn't pick that.
Speaker 2: I also would pick the super thin crust because I'm
Speaker 2: in it for the cheese. Yeah yeah, this this and
Speaker 2: the and the crust on the border crust right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that I'm traditional.
Speaker 3: When it comes to the pizza and pasta, it's like
Speaker 3: more sauce, but no, this is how my grandma had it.
Speaker 1: Ye, sauce barely covering the noodles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need a whole jar
Speaker 3: of authentic ragou.
Speaker 4: Do you think do you think that uh yeah, that
Speaker 4: was a disase.
Speaker 3: Then the other person almost get it. Yeah, that makes
Speaker 3: me think they have bad signage.
Speaker 2: I think it's like everyone was adapting to a person
Speaker 2: that was making a bad left turn, where it's like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna wait here because you're so dumb, and
Speaker 2: then that's how you get into the cars. Anyway, For
Speaker 2: the listener who actually cares about what we're talking about,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry right because I can't help but be mad
Speaker 2: about people driving Godley, I've.
Speaker 1: Heard and I haven't heard it lately, but in the.
Speaker 3: Past i've heard, I like the traffic interruptions. Okay, good,
Speaker 3: And then I zoom in and it's a picture of
Speaker 3: a you know, their job is a parking ticket person?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why can I not think of that time?
Speaker 3: Or yeah, yeah, I thought a meter maid was maybe
Speaker 3: a slap in the face.
Speaker 1: It probably like, uh.
Speaker 3: Like airplane waitress, bring me another blanket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, parking attendant or something, parking ficionado.
Speaker 3: Uh Hi, parking officer. I'm gonna I'm gonna launch my
Speaker 3: new phrase. It's I'm unveiling it now, parking office.
Speaker 4: Parking officer, if you.
Speaker 3: Approached a meter maid with that kind of respect, excuse me,
Speaker 3: parking officer.
Speaker 1: Do these take traditional coins? They are just their lapel?
Speaker 3: And say what I haven't ever been addressed with such respect.
Speaker 3: I'm not giving you a ticket, I'm giving you a
Speaker 3: coupon that says welcome to the city. Something They still
Speaker 3: do in Missoula. No, yes, for what if you if
Speaker 3: your meter expires, they will and you haven't received a
Speaker 3: ticket or you have out of state plates, they leave
Speaker 3: a little note that says this one's on us.
Speaker 1: Enjoy my downtown Mizzoula. Oh yeah, yeah, you know who
Speaker 1: also does that?
Speaker 2: And I wonder if they stole it from Missoula or
Speaker 2: borrowed uh the ice cream place Sultan Straw if you
Speaker 2: get a ticket in front of their store, which I did,
Speaker 2: of course at in Larchmont one time, and I came
Speaker 2: out and there was a fucking like seventy five dollars
Speaker 2: ticket and that I could not afford. And then there
Speaker 2: was another ticket under it where it's like are you
Speaker 2: fucking kidding me? And it said Sultan Straw, come and
Speaker 2: have a free one on us. You probably need it
Speaker 2: or something like that. That was like, Oh, you're probably
Speaker 2: having a bad day because of this, so come in
Speaker 2: and try to make it a little better with some
Speaker 2: ice cream.
Speaker 3: I of course thought this was leading to them they
Speaker 3: would pay your ticket. I really think you could bring
Speaker 3: your ticket in there as long as you're calm and
Speaker 3: say hi, I'd like a cone with two scoops of macadamia,
Speaker 3: and will you please pay this ticket?
Speaker 1: And can you take care of this like my dad
Speaker 1: used to.
Speaker 3: Or she wouldn't have gotten it if it weren't for us.
Speaker 3: Do you want sprinkles that kind of world.
Speaker 4: That's our future.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, we'll get there.
Speaker 2: We'll get there someday, our grandchildren will get there someday.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
Speaker 2: Looking to our left, the William Mulholland Memorial Fountain is
Speaker 2: closed and there's a gate around it, and I say
Speaker 2: to the City of Los Angeles, I demand that you
Speaker 2: fix this and reopen it.
Speaker 3: Well, who knows why it's fenced off. Oftentimes those fountains
Speaker 3: which seem inviting, like the fountain on UT Campus in Austin, Texas,
Speaker 3: could have light fixtures underwater. Yes, and city No, some
Speaker 3: students I don't, at least got the wind knocked out
Speaker 3: of them. Oh when I know.
Speaker 1: I know it was worse, but I'm trying to keep
Speaker 1: this podcast upbeat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're trying to be light today.
Speaker 2: And also that one does have a lot of lights,
Speaker 2: because that's like I had a postcard of it and
Speaker 2: it was very beautifully.
Speaker 3: I think it's a you know, they got ahead of
Speaker 3: themselves with these lit fountains.
Speaker 1: Yeah, back in the day, you don't seal it.
Speaker 3: There's wires in there. Only jumping a fountain if you're
Speaker 3: wearing glass slippers.
Speaker 1: Please wait, how's that helping us? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just that, you know, at a smoke watch tower,
Speaker 3: and that's not what they're called forest service people. When
Speaker 3: they look out through binoculars, they're always sitting in a
Speaker 3: chair that is has sitting on.
Speaker 1: Glass because if the tower gets struck.
Speaker 3: By lightning, the glass will make sure you're not part
Speaker 3: of the ground.
Speaker 1: You're not part of the circuit. Oh yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3: That's something I asked as a child on a tour.
Speaker 3: When you're a kid and you're like, oh boy, we
Speaker 3: get to go on a field trip today, and then
Speaker 3: it's usually a forest fire watch tower, yeah, or something, Mazula.
Speaker 1: Here's some old tractors.
Speaker 3: Hey, kids, do you want to hear how potatoes were
Speaker 3: first harvested?
Speaker 1: Yay, yay, I love potato. Tell me potato. Who wants
Speaker 1: to sit on this rusty old tractor?
Speaker 3: I will, yeah, And then you realize, wait, I should
Speaker 3: be impressed by this, but but yeah, you start talking about,
Speaker 3: you know, electrocution.
Speaker 1: I'm listening. Yeah, and you have stories to tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to just stick forks in every hole in
Speaker 1: the house, trying to think about, Oh if I was
Speaker 1: ever electrocuted.
Speaker 2: And I did once touch an electric fence my aunt
Speaker 2: Jean's property.
Speaker 4: Man, I couldn't let.
Speaker 1: That thing go over a little bit really oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And that was like the in the time where we
Speaker 2: would be done from school and if we didn't have
Speaker 2: an activity that day, we would just be left to
Speaker 2: We would be at my aunt Jean's house. But she
Speaker 2: had kind of a bunch of property and fields and stuff.
Speaker 2: So I would just like walk around aimlessly for hours
Speaker 2: and just be like killing time. And one time I
Speaker 2: walked up and I just I grabbed the fence wire
Speaker 2: to look over it because I did not no one
Speaker 2: told me it was electric fences.
Speaker 1: Right, and it was like this, and then I like
Speaker 1: had to like get my own hand off the fence. Wow.
Speaker 4: And then I just kind of like walked it off.
Speaker 3: So that whole thing where you just freeze and your
Speaker 3: lot you're holding onto it, that's so real and you
Speaker 3: experienced because I actually have never been electricated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a.
Speaker 3: Contrary to popular belief and the lies. I just told
Speaker 3: I've never that's so horrifying, you.
Speaker 2: Know about how to prevent it or how to whatever.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there was it was pretty well, it was
Speaker 2: like scary. But then it was like I just felt
Speaker 2: kind of stupid. And I kind of knew the way
Speaker 2: my family and extended family worked that if I was like,
Speaker 2: e fence, they'd just be like, why the hell are
Speaker 2: you grabbing an electric fence wire? Like it wasn't like
Speaker 2: anybody would be like, here, come here, honey, we'll put
Speaker 2: a little right you're born on it.
Speaker 3: When you grow up on a farm, you assume a
Speaker 3: lot of things from the visiting city folk. My old
Speaker 3: roommate and pal, Nate Craig, has a very funny story
Speaker 3: where he was helping he was visiting back in home
Speaker 3: in Wisconsin his uncle and family and was out in
Speaker 3: the field and went to pee out in the middle
Speaker 3: and now impeded on an electric fence and it shot
Speaker 3: him several.
Speaker 1: Feet like twenty feet away, like he actually and yeah,
Speaker 1: and as you know.
Speaker 3: In a cartoon, when the you know, yo, Samity sam
Speaker 3: or something shoots a gun and.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: The rabbit just puts its finger in there and it
Speaker 3: kind of folds out.
Speaker 1: That's what happened to his painis No, I'm kidding, but
Speaker 1: I did. I had to go through with it because
Speaker 1: I couldn't remember.
Speaker 3: I just said the rabbit, like hugs Bunny should be
Speaker 3: on the tip of all of our tongues at all times.
Speaker 4: We were the coolest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we learned hunting is wrong. Yeah, and you can
Speaker 1: play the piano.
Speaker 3: I just said, yeah, that hunter Elmer Fudd and I
Speaker 3: just said that rabbit and that one rabbit.
Speaker 2: Also, I thought when I thought it was real, I
Speaker 2: was like, you can't be telling Nate Craigs. We can't
Speaker 2: blow hit him up like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, like ooh almost wrong yep.
Speaker 2: And also this person isn't doing well themselves. And there
Speaker 2: almost was a head on collisions. Yeah, because of the
Speaker 2: thing we always complain about, yes, wrong.
Speaker 4: Side of the roads.
Speaker 3: There's people that think that area in the middle of
Speaker 3: the road it's one big turn land, when in fact
Speaker 3: it isn't.
Speaker 1: You see double yellow lines, you stay back.
Speaker 4: You shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: Double yellow lines are the electric fence up the street.
Speaker 1: I'll say it. Somebody has to make a poster of this.
Speaker 1: I should have said exploding cigar. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It's okay, rather than the old bugs money journey.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we're in a lot of direct sun. We're
Speaker 2: just trying to get through this life.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, So don't don't sweat me about the details.
Speaker 4: That fucking bus.
Speaker 3: No oh no bullies city bully as Oh and he
Speaker 3: was giggling with glee.
Speaker 1: He was so happy that he wronged us.
Speaker 2: The Los Angeles City bus just ran a red light
Speaker 2: while the guy in front of me and me were
Speaker 2: trying to take that last minute left that everybody in
Speaker 2: this town knows about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we all know that it's hard to have thirty
Speaker 3: six little deadlines throughout your day.
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha.
Speaker 3: But they a lot of bus drivers in Los Angeles
Speaker 3: drive like they just are furious that they have to
Speaker 3: do this job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's fine, but let's not Oh wait, you
Speaker 2: see that guy.
Speaker 4: There's a guy standing there. It looks like he's a cop.
Speaker 2: He's wearing cop clothes, no badges, nothing on his clothing,
Speaker 2: so he is dressed like a cop. He is wearing
Speaker 2: a gun, he is wearing a night stick. He is
Speaker 2: he looks like the scariest fucking security guard in the
Speaker 2: world with no badges of where you would need to
Speaker 2: call if he assaulted you.
Speaker 3: Do you think we'd be it'd be a conflict of
Speaker 3: interest if we did a citizen's arrest.
Speaker 4: Do you think we are powerful enough to do that?
Speaker 1: Pardon me, sir.
Speaker 3: You're under arrest for impersonating an officer. This is a
Speaker 3: citizen's arrest.
Speaker 2: This is a citizen's arrest. We're not claiming to be
Speaker 2: officers the way you are. You fucking weirdo.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, that shirt was like a disco polo shirt, so
Speaker 2: it was like he's dressed like a cop in some ways,
Speaker 2: and then he's also dressed kind of sexy Halloween in
Speaker 2: other ways, right.
Speaker 1: Like a cop that would come out of a cake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I heard you, Ladies like handcuffs, banana a bana.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to get married.
Speaker 1: But first they're gonna make this mistake. But first, what's
Speaker 1: this old cop doing? That was so weird?
Speaker 2: Now it's like it kind of looked like he was
Speaker 2: like trying to protect a shoot.
Speaker 1: He seemed like one of those kind of cops. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they get real LA cops to do that.
Speaker 3: I know they do, and it drives me nuts every
Speaker 3: time because I remember being trapped in a crashed car
Speaker 3: and I couldn't get a cop to come. But if
Speaker 3: you call and say, hey, I'm shooting an independent.
Speaker 4: Film, eight guys show up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, eight guys show up with some traffic cones and
Speaker 3: and a.
Speaker 1: And a like lawn chair from home.
Speaker 3: So next time I'm in a car at I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna say, hey, we're.
Speaker 1: We're shooting an independent film.
Speaker 4: Sir, you shouldn't be jogging. No, did I see the
Speaker 4: way he was strong?
Speaker 1: I feel like I wanted to intervene?
Speaker 4: What? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Wait? What street am I supposed to turn on?
Speaker 3: Oh? It's coming up in all two blocks? Oh oh sorry?
Speaker 3: Or it's I was only looking on the next corner. Okay,
Speaker 3: not this corner, but the next corner before.
Speaker 1: Got you whatever? That street it's called Here we are?
Speaker 1: I think it's one more, one more? Yeah, I see.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I resist GPS in every way. I
Speaker 2: just kind of want to do what I want to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Oh, I mean I am I actually don't.
Speaker 3: I'm I am so dependent on mapping systems and GPS.
Speaker 3: I don't even know my way around. If my phone
Speaker 3: is dead, I'll just end up driving into the ocean.
Speaker 1: Just keep going, Yes, it's so funny.
Speaker 3: How that's one of the many things that if you know,
Speaker 3: all of our if all the cel towers go down
Speaker 3: and no one is able to communicate, I think I'll
Speaker 3: be the first to just be like, well, I have
Speaker 3: no idea what to.
Speaker 1: Do on my phone. So you're going right into the sea.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to drive or drive to the nearest
Speaker 1: hot air balloon. Get the hell out of there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just flowed away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, goodbye technology, goodbye.
Speaker 1: This is going to take forever for me to die.
Speaker 3: Well, this was a fun get reacquainted solo episode.
Speaker 1: But we're here for the next episode.
Speaker 3: Tune in next Monday for what is about to come up,
Speaker 3: but first and there's no splace. We're very excited about
Speaker 3: it very next week. It's a good one in real life.
Speaker 3: It's happening now. So we're going to conclude with this episode.
Speaker 1: That's right. Thank you for listening to Do You Need
Speaker 1: a Ride?
Speaker 3: This is uh you've been listening. This is Chris Fairman
Speaker 3: and I have been the whole time you've been listening
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Speaker 4: Yn I'm Karen Coart.
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Speaker 4: Thank you, Oh, You're welcome.