WEBVTT - Peter McIndoe and Tim Heidecker 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:11.680 He's a sexy, sexy man with a sexy sexy plan 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:14.880 because he ain't no stuck us. Look, it's so fun. 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:17.320 You could try like a truck clean like a plan. 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:20.360 You can solid yunger fool, We'll try so we never 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:24.200 gets a dye. Say so far ticking up a lot 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:26.440 of band wins. And he's a guy. Ye he ain't 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:29.000 no stand and he doesn't have cheese on a nighttime 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:32.479 sandwich because everybody knows he's a burget de bandit The 0:00:32.720 --> 0:01:01.280 Ron Burgundy Podcast, Why High Run California? Thank you? Oh my, 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:05.640 that was lovely. That's invigorating right there. It's exciting. Yeah, 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:11.720 really great. I'm Ron Burgundy if you if you, I 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:15.200 didn't know that, and uh this, I'm joined by the 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:22.120 lovely Carolina here. Ah. I like those boots, thank you. 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:25.920 They're like kind of combat boots, right because you mean 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:29.080 business tonight. I'm not messing night. It's going to be 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:32.240 a war. No, I wouldn't say that. I just I 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:35.400 thought they were kind of between you and me. No. No, okay, 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:41.199 we're cool? Are we? I think we're cool? Okay me too? Yeah, 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:49.960 we're cool? Are you people cool? Is everyone? Thank you? Guys? 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.160 So much for buying tickets. All the proceeds are going 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.480 to Save the Children, which is an amazing charity helping 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:59.680 families in the Ukraine right now. So we're very happy. 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:02.560 Thank you for Largo for allowing us to do that. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:11.120 I gotta tell you White, we literally just got on stage. No, 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:15.360 I know you're tired a little bit. I was out 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:20.160 all last night, uh way into the morning. I just 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:23.440 had a spectacular night. It was I thought we were 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:27.440 just going. I left the theater at and I just 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:31.519 kept going. And uh, who was that with you? Anderson 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:39.359 Peck pretty great guy. It was me Anderson, Dr Dre 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:44.840 M and M. He came out, he came out, he 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:51.839 flew in from Detroit. Sure, it was oh my gosh, 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:58.960 Christine Aguilera and we were just out and carousing around 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:04.079 and someone had a convertible laughing. The wind was blowing 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.520 in our air, and we were You said you were 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:09.720 going home, that no one was hanging out Anderson game 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:13.560 you call and UH said, hey, you want to make 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:17.240 some magic, and I said, let's do it. Uh. You 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:18.919 should have been there. You would have loved I wish 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:24.560 I was. Yeah, your family was there. I think your 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:28.080 mom Denise was there. She was having the best time 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:32.560 and just saying, Caroline would love this. A lot of 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:35.680 your friends from Malibu. Hi, oh my god. Oh your 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:41.000 grandmother was there from Arkansas, from Arkansas. What's your name again? Grandma? 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.560 But does have a problem now. Her real name is 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:49.480 Lou Lou, yes, Lou, and uh, and you guys partied. 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:53.840 We just partied, just laughing. Thank god you weren't there, 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:55.600 because if you had shown up, it had been like 0:03:55.640 --> 0:04:00.000 the cops showing up. I don't know Caroline is here. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:01.800 I would have just tried to have fun with everyone. 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.480 And yeah, but that's what you think is happening, but 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:08.840 it's not what's happening. I would have been great to 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:15.600 see my grandmother and misses you terribly. She's like Carolina 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:19.080 never calls. I didn't even know everyone. I flew all 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:23.080 this way to see her. But this is so fun. 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:27.960 Thank you, Dr Dre. Are you a real doctor? Um? Yeah, 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:30.520 she's not familiar and we're just and we we went 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:35.760 to the old spaghetti factory, um, which is abandoned. That's abandoned, 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:40.880 but uh it turned in this late night club scene. God. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.279 I even got on the ones and twos and let 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:47.000 some things rip. And we stayed up till dawn, and 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.200 then we were all, you know, get a little bush 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:52.880 rack and we were driving up through Griffith Park and 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:59.680 there was a pregnant dear and it looked like it 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:02.279 was in trouble. I said, you guys, she's about to 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:07.840 give birth, and we gathered around. I delivered a beautiful 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:16.160 baby fawn glistening and it's ambiotic fluid. I saved the 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:21.960 umbilical cords supposed to save the court for stem cell research. Yes, um, 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:28.559 and it it kind of got its, you know, sea legs, 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:36.760 sea legs, right, and then looked at us, winked, and 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:40.919 then bounded off into the forest. Son came up, and 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:46.159 I swear there was a chorus of angels. Scene. You 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:52.720 missed it? Yeah, I mean sorry. I got a phone 0:05:52.720 --> 0:06:01.360 called here phones. Oh it's a telemarketer. Just keep hanging 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:04.000 up and we'll keep going. I know how to handle this, 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:13.160 all right. Hello, Ah, Catherine Grenier, just say no, one 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:17.240 hang up, yes speaking, it's not What do you think 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:21.440 you're doing? What's that? Would I like rain gutters put 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:28.520 on my house? Yes? I would just say no absolutely. 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:40.480 Credit card number yes, watch this five six two, social 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:49.640 Security No, don't don't absolutely to four six, five, seven, three? 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:56.120 Uh huh No, Tuesday's great, oh god for my rain gutters. Yes, 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:59.560 oh yes, someone will be there. No, thank you, Paul. 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:04.599 Uh huh oh my address behind the Bob's Big Boy 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:10.240 in Burbank. Mm hmm, it's a bungalow, right, thank you. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:18.280 I okay. So here's what's about to happen. Catherine's going 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:21.280 to get a knock on her door. The guy's going 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:24.520 to show up to install rain gutters, and she's going 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.679 to be like, I didn't order these, and they're gonna 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:33.320 go ahead and install rain gutters in her house and 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:38.080 she's just gonna have to put up with it. I mean, 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.320 are you cool with your information being out there? Your 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:43.360 credit card number and they're probably be charged to your account. 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:49.920 But that's just the cost of of putting one over 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:53.600 on them. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, But that's 0:07:55.120 --> 0:08:01.000 I mean, and they call me a lot. So how 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:05.000 much do you think your pranks have accumulated over the years. 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:09.000 Half a million? That can be worth it. But I've 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.720 gotten a lot of extraneous work done for a lot 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:15.560 of people around the community. They must just be shaking 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:17.760 their heads, going, well, I got a brand new screen door. 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:21.360 I don't know how, but that's how I lived my life. 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:30.720 And that's fun. Everyone having fun. So far, there is 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:36.320 some audience participation that we need to get to. All right, listen, 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.199 we're working on a catchphrase. I don't know how well 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:40.720 it's going. I'm gonna be honest about that. We've spent 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:44.680 a lot of work, um, but if you guys say 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:47.640 it with me, maybe i'll know. So Ron Burgundy show 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:54.920 r Bro that's from That's from Scooby Doo. If you 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:59.199 were wondering that. It's a placeholder for now, but if 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.040 I ever hold it up, it would be great if 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:05.760 we could all This dog gets in a lot of 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:13.000 trouble and for some reason, well he's a dog, but 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:20.720 he speaks, is a bit of a speech impediment, and 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.839 whenever he gets in trouble, he's trying to say it 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:28.079 come out, and we thought maybe it could work. And 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:31.120 that's just so fun, you guys, when you hear it 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:40.280 from where I'm sitting, it's hilarious. So our first guest, 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.000 this may be the most important person in the world 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:47.880 we're about to bring up. Uh, And he's someone I've 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:52.959 been following for a while um, he's uncovered the greatest 0:09:53.720 --> 0:10:00.920 cover up since the moon landing. Oh, he's very he's 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:07.040 a very avant garde, dangerous thinker. I'm already it's a 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:12.160 voice we need to hear more from. So please, if 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:15.920 you'll welcome Mr Peter mcin do Peter mac and do 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:24.520 please go bout. Thank you, Peter, Oh wow, thank you, 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:29.679 thank you for coming onto the show. Appreciate this. It's 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.640 a pleasure to be here. It's pleasure to actually have 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.160 a platform for something. A lot of people never give 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.040 a platform soon. So I'm very happy to be here. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:39.679 Thank you. I really been following your work and uh, 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:44.720 it's it's astounding. It's astounding what you've discovered. And uh, 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:48.000 it's very meaningful. It's and it's something this audience needs 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:51.439 to be educated on. Um. I want to start off 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:57.200 by saying that we offered a voice modulation for this interview, 0:10:58.280 --> 0:10:59.959 uh so that when it comes out in the podcast, 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:03.840 you don't actually hear Peter's voice. But this young man refused, 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:11.040 very brave. So I just I'm I'm sorry, I just Uh, 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:14.319 when we talked about this, he said I could come 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:19.520 share yes, serious information. You said, you're the media man yes, 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:22.360 I was telling you the media never lets us have 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:27.520 a platform, and since sense to us, here's your platform. Yeah. 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:29.640 I just don't want to be laughed at if I'm 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:34.719 gonna share stuff. I just I just want to come 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:38.520 on and share my truth without being ridiculed people laugh 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:46.040 at me in the streets. Uh, I'm sorry, I'm cool. Well, 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.800 let's just start by. Let's just start by. You have 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:59.560 discovered something that birds are not real? Can you elaborate? Yeah? Yeah, 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.280 I mean all elaborate. Hey, listen, if this, if if 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:05.120 even one of you and this audience has awakened tonight, 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.760 then it's worth it's worth it for me. It's worth 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:12.560 it's worth it for me. Um. I'll take good elaborate discovered. Okay, 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:15.239 I mean I didn't discover this. I'm the public information 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:20.120 officer for a movement called birds Aren't Real. Um. And 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.840 just to clarify, these m a little goofballs in the 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:28.480 front row laughing around. Uh the that's where we usually sit, 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:34.760 the goofballs. I'm a normal guy, sure, just like you guys. 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.640 I'm a normal guy, average Joe. I wake up in 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:41.720 the morning, my pants on, on my phone. I struggle 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:43.960 with social media. I'm on my phone, and I believe 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:47.080 that that every burden this guy is a robot, and 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:51.560 that uh is a position I would hope you know 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:56.600 by uh, is is kind of like the normal opinion 0:12:56.679 --> 0:13:07.760 on birds in this nation. So you have uncovered you 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:11.880 have uncovered a government plot. UH. Correct me if I'm 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:15.840 wrong here. But over the course of decades, the government 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:21.439 has has bird deicide killed over sixty to seventy million 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:26.079 birds twelve billion twelve government I stand corrected, Yeah, I 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.160 mean wrong. Yeah, I mean we we've had many good 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:31.520 talks about this. Uh. And so that every bird we 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:35.640 see is actually a drone. Yeah, I mean, so you know, 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.120 we we live in a country right where we're told 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:42.880 lies all the time. Uh. The mascot of our country 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:46.800 is a bald eagle. Every state has a state bird. Uh. 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:51.840 The president doesn't talk, he tweets, you know. Um, Okay, 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:56.800 it's it's gonna keep being like this, or it's it 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:01.360 gonna no, don't don't. They'll get it all right, um. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.440 And yeah, I mean basically what happens is quite simple too. 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.800 Plus they're spying on us constantly. Yeah, I mean the 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:12.200 United States government genocide of these birds. Uh. From through 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:17.120 two thousand one they put crop dusting airplanes. Is this 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:21.520 is literal? Is this a media hit job? I'm not 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.720 here to be we we gotta give him a little 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:27.640 candy to keep him in the game. So just Peter, 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.640 just go with it. All the birds are spying on us, 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:35.120 which makes perfect sense to me. Um, Yeah, I mean 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:38.400 we had a really great conversation. Basically, just once you 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:43.840 start asking questions, kind of de program yourself from the matrix. Uh, 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:47.520 dig a little deep your shovel, um, start digging a 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.720 lot of stars to unravel. You know, you wonder why 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.760 human beings can't touch power lines without getting shocked, but 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:57.920 birds can sit on all day, all day long, all 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:01.400 day long. Hey you, hey guys, instead of a row, 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:05.760 can I get why? Yeah? I wonder what's going on? 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.080 I wonder what's going on there? You got my brain 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:11.120 cooking right, and you got the gears turning, You got 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:12.480 the grid of law on. Yeah. You know, you start 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.560 to ask questions and a lot starts to unravel. You know, 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:20.840 you start looking at the statistics of bird poop falls 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:25.240 on cars, okay, instead of on How did that come? 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:29.360 How did that get measured? We have we have independent research. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.280 I had a whole team of people. Okay, we have 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:35.360 we have a team of independent researchers for I know 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:40.000 I volunteered for. It's a little bit like Habitat for humanity. 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:45.240 You sign up for cars. It was a great day. 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:47.800 You gave us T shirts, We pulled a little vials. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:50.920 I mean, every every morning I have to start my 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.680 day by washing off my car because the government likes 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:57.560 to harass me. I drive. I drive a van around 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:00.920 with information on it to share with people. And as 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:02.920 I drive around, I always be followed by a flock 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:07.200 of birds following over me like like a cloud. And 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:09.880 every morning when I when I wake up, U, the 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:14.520 van is completely drenched in bird poop. Right, Um, so 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:18.640 Ron joined me yesterday morning, right, and you know after 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:23.680 I we got his fans to scrub it off together 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:25.720 and get into some good and get get into some 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:29.600 good conversations. You know. Do you think Alfred Hitchcock's The 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.800 Birds was one of the first kind of ways to 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:39.280 signal to us that things are not right? Yes? Yes, 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:43.480 and Mini hidden meeting a lot of metaphors in that movie. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.160 There was a lot of metaphors in that movie. I mean, 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:47.720 Alfred Hitchcock was a man who I would say was 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:53.440 tapped in you know he was he it's over, It's okay. 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:58.320 He was a man who sometimes. I mean, listen, I'm 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:01.520 not just talking off of cold day done hard statistical facts. 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:05.840 Here are you? Are you guys spiritual people? Spiritual? Okay? Yeah? 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:08.320 So I I in my dreams every once in a while, 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:12.680 Alfred Hitchcock comes to me, um, usually joined by the 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:16.479 by the founding fathers, and they all lay hands on 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:20.680 me and they say, thank you for what you're doing, 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:23.440 for the for what you're doing for this nation. Thank 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:25.480 you for what you've done. We're so proud of you. 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:26.840 I mean, you don't know what it's like that Benjamin 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:28.840 Franklin on his knees in front of you. You know, 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:32.960 that's thank you, so thank you so much. Um, that's 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.440 gotta be a thrill. It's it's a dream. It's a 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:40.199 dream come true. In fact, I always you always get 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:42.440 that hypothetical question if you could have dinner with any 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:45.720 five people, I always start with Benjamin frank All five 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:48.679 founding fathers, please, Yeah, I mean I think we can 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.560 all learn something from them. And people compare us that 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:53.560 the birds aren't real. Movement to a conspiracy theory. Do 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:58.439 you take hioascar at all? I'm not sure what that is? 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:03.760 What is the it doesn't matter. Edward Snowdon comes to mind. 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:09.000 How long before you feel you will have to look 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:13.880 for asylum in another country? Well, honestly that begs another 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:16.639 question because you're onto them. But are they on to you? Oh, 0:18:16.680 --> 0:18:19.800 They're heavily on to me. I've had assassination attempts. Yeah, 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:22.399 I mean a lot of people see the you know, 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:25.080 the bird drones as surveillance drones. But bird drones have 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:29.639 multiple applications. You know, there's there you know, vultures for instance, 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:31.960 or of the public sanitation department. They're keeping the road 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:37.919 kill off the highways. Um hummingbirds are attacked drones, and 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:39.840 they have led to some of the most traumatic experiences 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:41.959 in my life. So please don't. I don't understand why 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:45.239 you're laughing. That's why if you if you ever let 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:49.920 if a hummingbird ever sneaks into my house, I start 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:53.560 screaming like a banshee. Yes, and I used to keep 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:56.320 a whistle on me if I saw one, just just 0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:59.000 to have a loud, shrieking noise let people know. Then 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:01.080 I transition thought to take this fight into my into 0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:03.840 my own hands and started carrying around a little tennis 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:06.840 racket from when I saw them coming for me. You know, 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:09.080 I could kind of get them right as they were 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:12.199 coming through. Um. But I mean, yeah, it's not a 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:16.040 fun life being a verge ruler. It's not a life. 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:18.119 You know. Sometimes I wish I were. It's like a 0:19:18.160 --> 0:19:23.040 living hell. There's a heaviness about you. There's a heaviness. 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:24.639 You've been here. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not here 0:19:24.680 --> 0:19:27.320 to joke around. I have to ask about the cowboy 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:31.240 hates the cowboy hat. Yeah, why are you not wearing 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:33.479 a cowboy hat? I mean, I think you guys think 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:38.000 it looks nice. Well, thank you, thank you. I mean 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:39.520 I wear it because I think it looks nice. I 0:19:39.560 --> 0:19:42.560 think I want to look manly. Um. I think it 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:45.640 adds to um, you know, kind of my my my, my, 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:48.639 my aura as man of the house. Um. But I 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:51.640 also wear it because it shields my face. Are you 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:53.320 in a house where you need to be the man 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:56.200 of the house. I view the world as my house, 0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:58.840 and I've got to be the man. M hmm. Yeah, 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:01.080 but I mean i'd like that on a T shirt. 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:06.639 The world is that the world is my house, and 0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:12.720 I'd like to be the man talk to me about ostriches. 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:15.600 Ostriges are running around the African plains and what are 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:19.440 they survailing? Ostriches are a scary case, man. I mean 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:23.119 I was once. I was once in an alleyway and 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:26.679 I got attacked by an ostrich here in Los Angeles. No, 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:30.440 this was in Arkansas. Actually, Okay, so they're sending ostriches 0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:34.920 into Arkansas. Yes, I was. I was in Arkansas. I'm 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:37.760 walking down a dark alley. World is messed up, yes, 0:20:38.960 --> 0:20:41.919 a messed up country. Sometimes I wish I was still 0:20:41.960 --> 0:20:44.720 ignorant to a lot of this, you know, because I 0:20:44.920 --> 0:20:47.080 feel like, since I have this information, it's like my 0:20:47.160 --> 0:21:10.359 more response, it's my moral responsibility to share it with people. Now, Now, Carolina, 0:21:10.480 --> 0:21:16.600 here is what you might call a skeptic. Yeah, I'm 0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:21.920 not a fan of those. I saw a pigeon recently, really, Yeah, 0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:23.880 and a seagull. I just I feel like I see 0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:26.520 birds pretty frequently. That's super cool. Can you prove to 0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:30.840 me that they're real? Yeah? Can you prove to him? Yeah? Here, 0:21:30.920 --> 0:21:32.800 let's just let's do a little experiment right now. Can 0:21:32.840 --> 0:21:34.639 you prove to me the birds are real right now 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:37.360 in this moment, and you grab the picheen and rip 0:21:37.359 --> 0:21:39.199 its head off to see it if it had I 0:21:39.200 --> 0:21:41.560 would never do that. Okay, this is my concern this 0:21:41.640 --> 0:21:46.200 it's just full of circuitry. You are getting on the 0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:51.480 side so quickly and not too but this information. He's 0:21:51.480 --> 0:21:54.920 a high i Q individual. Thank you. No one's ever 0:21:55.000 --> 0:22:00.840 said that, thank you, thank you. I just think this 0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:03.560 is how kind of a conspiracy theories build. You know, 0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:05.960 you get like it's okay. I'm just saying, like, you 0:22:06.000 --> 0:22:10.760 get a small theory that's kind of nebulous, and then 0:22:11.119 --> 0:22:15.000 people aren't able to poke holes in it because it's 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:20.600 so far out. So what do you say to skeptics 0:22:21.600 --> 0:22:30.040 or what? Don't say it? What do you what do 0:22:30.080 --> 0:22:35.680 you have to say? All right, I can call her 0:22:35.680 --> 0:22:39.920 that because she works for me. That's not a rule. 0:22:40.040 --> 0:22:43.240 That's not a rule. What do you say to people 0:22:43.240 --> 0:22:52.639 like Carolina with those views? I'll tell you right now, Carolina, 0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:56.040 I'm so impressed that you're keeping your cool right now. Yeah, 0:22:56.200 --> 0:22:57.679 trying the best I can. I hope one of you 0:22:57.720 --> 0:23:00.159 is awakened through this experience and do the word you 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:06.720 are sir. Thank you say it's good to have round. Carolina, Listen, 0:23:07.840 --> 0:23:11.560 I used to be like you. I used to be 0:23:11.640 --> 0:23:17.640 just like you. I used to be I would. I'm 0:23:17.640 --> 0:23:22.520 just gonna use the word sheep. You don't skeptical, a skeptic. 0:23:22.640 --> 0:23:28.600 It's not interchangeable. Uh, Listen, I used to be blind 0:23:28.640 --> 0:23:30.600 just like you. And I don't look down on you 0:23:31.040 --> 0:23:33.520 for that. I don't look down on you for for 0:23:33.600 --> 0:23:36.239 being still in the program alright? For no, is that 0:23:36.280 --> 0:23:40.440 what like reality is called? Well, I think de programmed 0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:43.879 individuals such as Ron and myself understand the reality of 0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:47.480 what's happening in our country right now. Hi, I Q individuals. Well, 0:23:48.960 --> 0:23:51.879 A lot of professors are are parts of the birds 0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:54.920 are real movement as you know, a lot of profess scholars, 0:23:55.640 --> 0:23:59.560 gurus and teachers and all all kinds of former chess 0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:04.000 champion mm hmmmmm. People who see who see patterns and 0:24:04.240 --> 0:24:08.200 can crack circles, you know, And that that that that 0:24:08.359 --> 0:24:10.920 is the majority of the people that take up our 0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:14.560 our movement, Carolina, listen, see patterns and crack circles, you know. 0:24:16.000 --> 0:24:18.360 I love your terminology. I love the cut of your jib. 0:24:19.320 --> 0:24:22.920 I love that hat. You're trumpled up tie and you're 0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:26.919 cuffed little jeans. Love everything I'm seeing, I love it. 0:24:27.440 --> 0:24:30.960 I love you too, wrong, I love you too. So 0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:33.440 there is a government hit out on you right now. 0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:38.680 There's pretty much always a government hit. You have personal security, 0:24:38.720 --> 0:24:43.680 you must, uh, you know. I I prefer to take 0:24:43.680 --> 0:24:45.399 it myself, you know. And I try. I try to 0:24:45.400 --> 0:24:46.600 give him a hard time. I try to make it 0:24:46.680 --> 0:24:48.679 hard to find me. I wear this hat, you know, 0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:52.679 with this it hides my face from You're wearing the 0:24:52.680 --> 0:24:59.840 same hat every time, though, No, I'm just I would 0:24:59.840 --> 0:25:01.719 say it could be an instinct of maybe mix up 0:25:01.720 --> 0:25:03.359 the hats. I was just kind of thinking more in 0:25:03.400 --> 0:25:05.439 the vein of like, if I can give the intern 0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:07.520 at the Pentagon, who's watching a live stream of the 0:25:07.520 --> 0:25:11.200 bird drone, If if I can have them go, oh 0:25:11.320 --> 0:25:13.080 dang it, you know, once in their day because they 0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:16.280 can't see me. That Peter guy, I would, Yeah, he's 0:25:16.359 --> 0:25:19.359 kind of a cool guy, you gotta admit. Sometimes to tournament, 0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:25.720 I'll look right in the bird's eyes sometimes and I'll say, hello, Hillary, Yeah, 0:25:26.960 --> 0:25:30.600 I'm gonna start doing that, you know. Yeah, yeah, paracute 0:25:30.600 --> 0:25:38.440 at home pact. Yes, it's I know that. I use it. 0:25:39.000 --> 0:25:47.919 Two oh boy, you love that bird. That bird one. 0:25:48.480 --> 0:25:50.440 Now I'm really questioning coming here in the first place. 0:25:50.480 --> 0:25:53.840 I think it's a real bird, this one parakey. I 0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:57.480 think it's the one bird left in that captivity. I mean, listen, run, 0:25:59.560 --> 0:26:04.359 I I've nursed since it was a little chick. It 0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:06.840 sounds like, well, what what is its name? Its name 0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:13.919 is Alexander Hamilton's beautiful name. Yeah, I mean, I don't 0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:15.720 I don't, you know, look down on you for that. 0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:17.800 You're my friend. I would never look down on you 0:26:17.880 --> 0:26:20.960 for that. But um, you know, would highly advise you 0:26:21.160 --> 0:26:24.560 to think about some things and there could still be 0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:26.919 real birds. I mean, listen, we love birds, you know, 0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:28.960 we we love real birds. That's the one thing people 0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:33.240 planet their love of birds. Yes, yes, let's talk about 0:26:33.280 --> 0:26:36.919 conspiracy theories in general. Of course, you know, some theories 0:26:36.920 --> 0:26:40.800 are crazy. We know. We know Hollywood elites eat babies, 0:26:40.880 --> 0:26:46.199 that's a fact. Uh. We know tacos were invented by 0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:53.719 pepto bismo, uh to increase sales for diarrhea diarrhea medication. 0:26:54.280 --> 0:26:57.400 In other words, so you get diarrhea, so you gotta 0:26:57.400 --> 0:26:59.720 buy the pepto bismo, is what I'm trying to say. 0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:04.679 But then there's some crazy ones too. Uh, faulty voting 0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:08.320 machines come to mind. I mean, how do we fight 0:27:08.440 --> 0:27:11.240 for truth in a world where truth is losing its grip? 0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:14.920 You're asking me, yes, well, I'm looking at you and 0:27:15.000 --> 0:27:18.919 we'll listen. I don't know, honestly, as you're saying all 0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:20.960 those I don't like, I don't know. There's sort of 0:27:21.000 --> 0:27:24.240 this affiliation. People like to group us up with conspiracy 0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:28.000 theories when I would prefer the term of facts based organization. 0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:31.199 You know something. Uh, we're not We're We're nothing like 0:27:31.240 --> 0:27:33.520 those whack jobs, you know. I mean, and hey, you 0:27:33.560 --> 0:27:35.720 know if you if that's you, that's you. But it's 0:27:35.760 --> 0:27:37.760 just we don't. I don't speak on anything I can't 0:27:37.760 --> 0:27:40.840 prove in a court of law, and everything that I'm 0:27:40.840 --> 0:27:43.560 bringing to the tap of everything we've talked about would 0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:46.040 definitely stand up in the court of law. Right now, 0:27:46.080 --> 0:27:48.320 I mean, yeah, I think you're happy to be your 0:27:48.320 --> 0:27:50.440