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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast, Why High Run California? Thank you? Oh my,

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Speaker 1: that was lovely. That's invigorating right there. It's exciting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: lovely Carolina here. Ah. I like those boots, thank you.

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Speaker 1: They're like kind of combat boots, right because you mean

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Speaker 1: So much for buying tickets. All the proceeds are going

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Speaker 1: to Save the Children, which is an amazing charity helping

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Speaker 1: families in the Ukraine right now. So we're very happy.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for Largo for allowing us to do that.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you White, we literally just got on stage. No,

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Speaker 1: be an elder in our ranks. Um. And you know,

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Speaker 1: we're looking not just to spread the word, but we're looking,

419
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: you know, for people to ask their own questions. And hey,

420
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: not just take my word for it tonight, you know,

421
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: not not just hear me saying birds aren't real tonight

422
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: and then go home believe in it, because you make

423
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: the same mistake that you made when you thought birds

424
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: were real in the first place. You know, you just

425
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: heard somebody say something and accepted it. So I just

426
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: want people to ask their own questions. I think the

427
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: more that happens, the close to read the truth in

428
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: this country. Let me give you a list right here.

429
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: Atlanta Falcons, Philadelphia Eagles, Seattle Seahawks, Chicago Blackhawks. St. Louis Cardinals,

430
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: Baltimore Orioles, Toronto Blue Jays, Arizona Cardinals, Pittsburgh Penguins, Anaheim Ducks,

431
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: New Orleans Pelicans, Toronto Raptors. What's up with all these burgs?

432
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: Does that make your blood boil when you look at

433
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,959
Speaker 1: all these teams with these insidious names? Do you just

434
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: say they're piles of human garbage? And this is how

435
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: I know that you're so smart, is because you see

436
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: the pro bird imagery and the propaganda that's all over

437
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: this country. It's out of control. It's out of control.

438
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: Every state has a state bird. There. You've mentioned that

439
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: there's a lot of college teams with birds. Yeah, and

440
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: you have to ask yourself, Okay, why why they do

441
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: they actually do think that we're that dumb? I mean,

442
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: think about my migration for instance. You know, one of

443
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: the dumbest concepts of all time, doesn't make any sense

444
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 1: at all. Yet as a society, people have come around you,

445
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: the government, the common course, school teacher, system is teaching

446
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: people that an entire species of animal leaves its natural

447
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: habitat for an entire half of a year each year

448
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: and then comes back just get their jollies to just go, yeah,

449
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: it gets it gets too cold form here, they go

450
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: closer to the equator. Uh, and they come back, and

451
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: they come back to a habitat that they're gonna have

452
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: to leave again in six months. So do you think

453
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: that has something to do with like weather? Not at all.

454
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: I think I'll tell you exactly what's going on. And

455
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: I love the I love that you're asking these questions.

456
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me like that you know what?

457
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: I should stay out of it? I love No, I

458
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: love that you're asking these questions. It has nothing to

459
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: do to do with weather. It's actually the way the

460
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: government swaps out old bird drowne models with new bird

461
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: drowsy So we have this pie. I didn't prove anything.

462
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: They gotta they gotta, they gotta fix the old models, okay, okay,

463
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: And meanwhile the whole country is like the birds are

464
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: gone again for six months, just like just like normal.

465
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone saying that, but I've you're not

466
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: hanging around the same circle. As I am walking walking

467
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: through the streets, I hear a bird obsessed country. Yes, yes,

468
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: it's true, especially with all the hot chicken places now,

469
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: we're really obsessed. So if birds aren't, if I'm eating

470
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: a hot chicken sandwich, what am I eating? If that's

471
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: not burden meat? Is that some sort of I don't know. Ron.

472
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: Have you heard of a little something called the impossible Burger?

473
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: I have not. Do you have any vegan friends? Well

474
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: to time, let me tell you this. If you're vegan,

475
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: get out of my way. I don't. I don't want

476
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: to talk to you. The government makes the best synthetic

477
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: meat on the market. This is this is an indisputable fact.

478
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: I have it. I have it at Chick fil A.

479
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: What's the purpose of synthetic meat? Well, you know the

480
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: government when they replaced every bird with a drone, you

481
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: can't have them all with wires and gears inside of them, right,

482
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: Their whole plans failed. So you know what they need

483
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: to do is keep up the act. They need to

484
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: keep it up as if there's real meat, real birds.

485
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: You know, I have a lot of vegan friends for instance,

486
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: that they're vegan. Communities have totally turned against them because

487
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: they eat almost exclusively Chick fil A. It's the best

488
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: synthetic meat on the market. Um, so eating chicken is

489
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: essentially eating vegan. Yes, eating any bird all is eating vegan.

490
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 1: So if you're a vegan, welcome to the best synthetic meat.

491
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: You go ahead eat all the chicken you want. The

492
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: government's truly outdone themselves. Truly, Colonel Sanders is just rolling

493
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: over in his grave right now. You know, yeah, I mean,

494
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, because I mean you have to ask

495
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: the question why why are there so many birds? Why

496
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: is there a whole holiday about a bird? Thanksgiving Turkey?

497
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: You know, they got they gather, they gather society around, uh,

498
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: you know, to prey to the bird around a table.

499
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,479
Speaker 1: Put bird. I was walking by a house the other

500
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: day during Thanksgiving. I looked in the window. They were

501
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: it was a bird in the middle. They were all

502
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: praying to it. So you know, um, I think they

503
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: might have just been praying together around the table with

504
00:33:52,640 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: the bird in the middle. Okay, it's a little yea, yeah,

505
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to be convinced on that one. Peter,

506
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: this has been stunning. As many questions as you've answered it,

507
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 1: it creates a thousand more. Um, you gave out your website.

508
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: If if we all have more questions we can we can,

509
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: of course reach out to you. We can't thank you.

510
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: I know you're a busy, busy man. We can't thank

511
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 1: you for spending this wonderful time with us and enlightening

512
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:35,280
Speaker 1: us on this situation. It's been a true pleasure. Thank you,

513
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you, Pa, thank you. Okay, what the look.

514
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 1: We've been having a lot of you know, silliness here

515
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: on the podcast, and I needed to do some hard

516
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: journalism and uh, listen, I try to talk about news

517
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: stories that matter to me. I've asked you to watch

518
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: Rachel Mattow. I've sent you watching Midpost articles. I've sent

519
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: you on copies of the New York I don't have time.

520
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,720
Speaker 1: You were up all night giving birth to a deer.

521
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: That's what I'm dedicating most of my time. Things like that.

522
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: I just wish that there had been, UM, you really

523
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: went you want me to vet things more with you,

524
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 1: that'd be great. Oh my gosh, that would be amazing,

525
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: just you know, poke holes and things a little bit more.

526
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: I don't know, I thought that was pretty solid. I

527
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: just thought it's fascinating, right, I mean, next time you

528
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: see this flying through the air, you're gonna think twice, right,

529
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think I'll think once you're

530
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: protecting yourself against the drone. That's why I'm going to

531
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: walk around from now on every time in public, I'm

532
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: gonna wear a ski mask. Oh that's actually more concerning,

533
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: because I don't want to be followed. No, just if

534
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: you need to protect your face where the cowboy hat

535
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: ski mask kind of looks concerning, Maybe a ski mask

536
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: and a cowboy hat double up be extra safe. That

537
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: was That was I don't know if I'll sleep at night,

538
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if I'll sleep at night

539
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: knowing that. You know all of that, Let's change it up.

540
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: Let's let's bring out our next guest. Let's lighten up

541
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: the mood here. And you know, you know, I just

542
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,439
Speaker 1: I love stand up comedians. Do you guys love stand

543
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: up comedians? Who doesn't? Largo is famous for him. I've

544
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: seen so many good stand ups here, and uh, we

545
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: have one of the funniest stand ups in the world.

546
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: This guy. He's uh, he's not a household name yet,

547
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: but you can bet your bridges. He soon will be.

548
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: He's young and up and coming comedian. Uh. And he's

549
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: just oh my god, he tickles me. Uh, please welcome,

550
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: Like I said, young and young and just super young, fresh,

551
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: fresh voice up comedian by the name of Tim Hidecker.

552
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: Can you come on out here? Hey, how's gone? How

553
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 1: to God? How's gone? M hm? How's going? Everybody good

554
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: to be here? Like Ron said, my name is Tim Hidecker,

555
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm a stand up comedian. When so completely ruined my

556
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 1: flow m hm, Like I said, my name is Tim Heidecker.

557
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: I'm a stand up comedian. When I when I tell

558
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: people that, they say, what do you mean? Like Tim Allen,

559
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: I was like, he's already taking out. I just want

560
00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: to clear I just want to clear something up. Uh.

561
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: I was just told about a couple of minutes or

562
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: five minutes ago that this is a charity show and

563
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: I am a comedian and this is what I do

564
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: with Comedy is my life, comedy is my art, and

565
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: I don't do it for free. I get paid to

566
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: do it. So I just want to clear that up.

567
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: All right, We're with you, and because that's not what

568
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 1: that was not and maybe you I don't know who

569
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: booked the show. But that wasn't explained in the request

570
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 1: that my manager got. Anyway, can I do my thing?

571
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: I just found out that I got a stalker. Anybody

572
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: here have a stalker? Yeah? Actually it's just somebody trying

573
00:38:46,760 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: to help me grow corn? What else? What else? I

574
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: told my wife I was having an affair as she

575
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: started throwing her started throwing my clothes out the window.

576
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: Kid's gonna use son of a bitch, I go. You

577
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: didn't let me finish the sentence. I said, I'm having

578
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: I'm I'm having a fairly Brothers movie marathon. I'm having

579
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: a fairly Brothers movie marathon. Somebody said, it's me uh

580
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: on the Ron Burgundy? What is this? Uh? What is it?

581
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: What am I hanging out with? What am I hanging

582
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: out in Alaska with a Nobel Peace Prize winner Burr?

583
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:51,919
Speaker 1: I said, burg Gandhi, you got me? How about those

584
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: Canadian truckers? H we love him, We love the Canadian truckers.

585
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: I said, Canada's got the truckers. You got the when

586
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: it comes to politicians. Sorry, sorry, that's all right. Um,

587
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: Canada's got hockey, we got I got I've been hock.

588
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: I hawk me gold rings because of inflation. What else?

589
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: Oh uh, Canada's got snow and ice. That's just the

590
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: name of the latest designer drugs that are that they

591
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: have on the street, snow and ice down here. Everybody.

592
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: Everybody stops me on the street, lady. Everybody says, hey,

593
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: are you on TikTok? I said, no, I got I'm on.

594
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 1: I have tik tac. I'm on. I use tick tac,

595
00:40:44,200 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: I use tick tac. My wife, my dog's sick like that.

596
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: My wife called me, says, yeah, they're gonna give him

597
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 1: a cat scan. I said, what else? What else? What else?

598
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: A lot of stuff going on in the world, You know,

599
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: I just want to take a minute here. I know

600
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: they're not allowing phones in this, and I think it's

601
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 1: a good thing. I don't think we want people filming

602
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: all these things because you never know what's gonna happen.

603
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: And but I think if somebody can volunteer to take

604
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: their phone out, is that okay? Can I have somebody

605
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: take their phone out? Who wants to volunteer? Are you

606
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 1: on social are you on social media and instagram? TikTok?

607
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: I said, TikTok, it's TikTok, that's right now. But you're

608
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 1: on Twitter or whatever. Do you mind filming something posting it?

609
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: I mean you might get in trouble for this. I

610
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: don't know, but I want to because I feel like

611
00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: our leaders Biden, who's just Biden? His time? We got it? Yeah?

612
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: And uh, what's her name? What's the vice president? Kamela

613
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris? I thought, I thought, I want to say, now,

614
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: don't slap me, don't slap me for this, but I

615
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: have to say, Camela, come, Kamala Harri is maybe not

616
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: the original color she was born with. That's not what

617
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: I want you to film. Did you put that away?

618
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: Put that away? Look at they went, they the jaws dropped.

619
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: But now film this. Now film this. I have a

620
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: message for putin. Tell me when you're rolling, because we're done.

621
00:42:52,400 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: We're done with this bulls ready are you rolling? Resign her?

622
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: Thank you? Oh? Thank you very much? Did I thank you? Guys?

623
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sam Heiderker, everyone, you guys so much. Come on,

624
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: have a see yes, all right, let's see. Good to

625
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: see you you too. Man. Post that, I dare you

626
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: to post that? Truly amazing. Well, somebody's got to say it.

627
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: And then, by the way, their Congress should impeach him

628
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: at this point. Well, I don't know. I don't know

629
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: how that system works. But the guys, you know, he's

630
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: past his expiration day. What I mean? Yeah, I get

631
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: what he's doing. What you do? Yeah, I mean, but

632
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: you know it's a time and place or whatever. I

633
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't do. Yeah, just started a conflict. Sure, yeah, Caroline,

634
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: I got Is that not the top? He's a fighter,

635
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: you know, but I disagree with him? Yeah, I don't know.

636
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: You check your material a lot, ah, so does he?

637
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: Those are like conversation. I'm just yeah, I want to

638
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: be I want to get it right. And you got

639
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: it right, You got it right. Understand. You got a

640
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: new watch there, right? I love it. Do you want

641
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: to have one of these eye watches from Apple? These

642
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: are awesome? Yeah, this guy's got it. Get up here.

643
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: A lot of people I want to see what kind

644
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: do you? Which one you have? What do you have

645
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: the new one? Oh? Yeah I didn't. I didn't. I

646
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: didn't bother with the new one. I'm just I'm happy

647
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: with what I got. It's a couple of years old,

648
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: works great. I love it. Yeah, it's got email and

649
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 1: messages and monitors my health. Pretty fancy. The only complaint, now,

650
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: the only complaint. I'm walking around. It's going ding ding

651
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 1: ding ding ding ding. Right, this guy knows. This guy knows.

652
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: You know. I'm walking into a store. I walk into

653
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: uh yeah, story, I walk into p F Chas okay,

654
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 1: and right, and the lady goes, what are you a

655
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 1: pinball machine? She did not. It was a Panda Express.

656
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: That's okay. I got a pound of Panda Express in

657
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: me right now. By the way, you're like a load

658
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: up with the pandit spicy, spicy, they die coke whatever, right,

659
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: you pand Express a little diet coke. Oh yeah, do

660
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: you have a like? Do you have like? I've never

661
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: had the same thing twice. Yeah, it's just the way

662
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: you do it. I just roll. I just go and

663
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: I go to send me some send me something new,

664
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,839
Speaker 1: you know. Right right, I'm in there twice three times

665
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: a week, don't matter, lunch, lunch, and dinner. There a

666
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: couple of same day. Sure. Yeah, did you leave the

667
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: fan expressors just stay there the whole time. Yeah, I

668
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: walked out. It went back to work, right. Yeah, I'm

669
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: doing uh you know, I just do freelance. That's what

670
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: that's also photography or in addition to your stand up. Yeah,

671
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: stand up doesn't take up so much time. I do jingles.

672
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: Have been trying to work on jingles, fun fun you know,

673
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: Oh Riley you no, oh that's not you big big fan.

674
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 1: Oh you're a big fan of that. Yeah. I was doing, uh,

675
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: working on so if you were going to do so

676
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: you I'm sure you call your agent, says I'd like to.

677
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: I want to get a meeting with the guy like,

678
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 1: oh Riley parts. Oh yeah, I'm talking to the guy.

679
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: I did get a lunch. It was kind of cool.

680
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 1: I got a lunch with the one eight seven seven

681
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: cars for kids, Right, you got a lunch with that

682
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: guy with the guy who wrote that wait. Oh yeah,

683
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: the guy who wrote that song and performed it a

684
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: lot of times. They performed, said, asked him how he

685
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: broke in. Yeah, it's just like get to know you,

686
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: a little meat and great. Yeah he didn't have much

687
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: to say, didn't that much to awful. Still a good song,

688
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: you got it. It's a great song. It's a great

689
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,240
Speaker 1: donate your I don't like how goes donate your car today.

690
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: You don't need to look flunky. I didn't bring it

691
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: up at lunch. I wouldn't. That part gets stuck in

692
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: you know, in a bad way, gets stuck in the head. Anyhow,

693
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: stand up. It's a I'm just fascinated, but it's a

694
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: really it's a life. It's a lifetime. Oh uh, I

695
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: watch a lot. Uh stand up. I find guys with

696
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: like twenty five hits online and hear what they're saying

697
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: and wait, molded different. I don't. I'm not saying I

698
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: I just I get that. Then that gets me on

699
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: It gets me on a route, you know. But just

700
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: the world. I mean, how many people here just look

701
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: around them and go yeah, yeah, there's a lot to observe.

702
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: And then people take that and they like, uh like

703
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: like Starbucks, right, I mean I could riff on Starbucks

704
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: for an hour. Yeah, there's a lot there. Yeah. Did

705
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: you who it? Carmel? You know? That's what I mean.

706
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: That's what's funny about it. The thing if if I

707
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,399
Speaker 1: if you'll indul VENTI what is it? Well, if you don't,

708
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 1: that's where I was gonna go ahead, go ahead, And

709
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: this is this is it's tall grande vent three different sizes,

710
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: but they all mean big in different languages. I didn't

711
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 1: know that. I think I like this one. I think

712
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: this is remind me. But when when is? When is

713
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: April fools Day? Is it? I mean, I'm like, hello,

714
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: can it be today? You know what I mean? I get.

715
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's Christmas for me. Oh you loves April

716
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: fools Day. I love it. I'm just speaking of uh,

717
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: speaking of Starbucks. My uh I did I did last year.

718
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 1: I did something with my wife unbelievable. So she gets

719
00:49:53,480 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: she intolerant. She goes get me a lot old milk latte. Right,

720
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: that's how she sounds. It's pretty. So I go, I

721
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:11,479
Speaker 1: go to the behind the counter Starbucks. I go watch it. Yeah,

722
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: excuse me, she's you should see the mouth on her.

723
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: She's very rude. Okay, then it's fine. Anyways, I say

724
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: I'll take a latte. Notice when I didn't say yeah,

725
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:37,439
Speaker 1: you're right? An hour later? Ye oh, by the way, honey, yeah,

726
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: April fools Oh she was pissed. She was pissed. But

727
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: that's when you know it's a good April Fool's gag. Pissed,

728
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: very very true, stand up coming. I mean it's competitive rights.

729
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: I mean, when you first had to start out, you

730
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 1: had to find gigs are called gigs sets. Okay, what

731
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: was that like to find a for a gig? It's sorry,

732
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I'm still doing. I'm still you know, I'm

733
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 1: figuring out. I've been doing for lunch performing all over

734
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,800
Speaker 1: I'm doing lunch gigs. These days. You have lunch stuff,

735
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: lunch acts, which is becoming a thing. I mean, I

736
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: think a lot of the comedians are talking about it now.

737
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: Is you don't want to stay out so late, so

738
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: you do lunch. That's the lunch lunch. That's how. Yeah,

739
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 1: that's that's how. Where are you performing lunch shows? That?

740
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 1: Because I love to catch one. Uh there's a Mexican

741
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: place called Rubios, you know, Rubio's Rubio, not the not

742
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 1: the big ears, not centator Rubio, which I I love

743
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 1: to like, you know, goof on a little bit. Marco Rubio.

744
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: What kind of name is that? Marco Rubio with the ears.

745
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: I love that you have a clean act. Uh well,

746
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of stand ups today, you know

747
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: kind of you know, like the ones Carolina likes. Uh

748
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 1: use foul language, four letter words, you know, the D

749
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: wordy F word to see where the sor you try

750
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: to keep it clean. I mean, I say the B

751
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: S word, which I think it's true. We're tired of both, right, yeah,

752
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 1: we are, no question, I'm tired. That's my that's that's

753
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 1: sort of my mottel unless my New Year's resolution. No, yeah, okay,

754
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:22,320
Speaker 1: we're done. But you know, listen, these days you have

755
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: to walk that fine line. You have to be so

756
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: careful what you say to be. So I got in

757
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: trouble the other day. I was talking about the bathrooms

758
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 1: now with the all gender signs, right, go right, Hey,

759
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: that's better than it used to be where it's ad restroom.

760
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 1: Right because when I go to the restaurants, what am

761
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: I supposed to do? Take a nap? So now I'm studying.

762
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: I'm that's no disrespect anybody. Now, I'm I'm studying you

763
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: right now, I'm studying the craft. And you delivered the

764
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: punchline and you held it. I have to because they

765
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 1: don't know what to do. These don't know what that

766
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: singles to the art. It's like a roadmap, like it's

767
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: okay to laugh. Now I'll tell you something, and no

768
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: disrespect again, no disrespect and you people are who you

769
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: are and not nothing's going to change that. But I

770
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: did that nap bit that nap chunk right the restroom chunk.

771
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 1: I got a standing of a few nights ago. Yeah,

772
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: sometime sometimes exactly, And and the people at Rubio's loved it.

773
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: I'm guessing a lot of TV executives are calling you

774
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: up trying to get you to, you know, make the

775
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: next us for this there's no places for us anymore.

776
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: Are you looking to make a home improvement or a

777
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld? Is that what I'd love to I'd love

778
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: to do that kind of work. I have so many

779
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: ideas for that setting. I have an idea, what's your

780
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: what's your If you could do a sitcom right now,

781
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:56,720
Speaker 1: what's your idea? I would be a dad in a house.

782
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 1: I'm already laughing. It's counts over there. There's dads and

783
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 1: houses all over and my daughters are driving me nuts.

784
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: How many daughters do you have? How many daughters? Yeah? Yeah,

785
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: I call him viny uh whatever. And I get home

786
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 1: and maybe I live with There's a couple of guys

787
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: there because we've fallen, you know, they've fallen on hard time,

788
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: so staying with me old but old friends, old friends. Yeah,

789
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: different kinds of guys, you know, it's not all the same, no, no, no,

790
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: you got you want to have different characters, Yeah, different

791
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: types rock and roll or whatever. You watch that show,

792
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: No problem, Absolutely, I think that would be a lot

793
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 1: of fun. Yeah. Yeah. And I would have been a

794
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: guy that worked for the Trump administration. I think would

795
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: be a funny angle one of the disgraced cabinet members

796
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 1: for the heavy ones. I'd wear a fat suit. You've

797
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: I'm impressed as to how much you've had it thought out. Yeah. Well,

798
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: I was running down, I was going down an angle

799
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: with it, and I realized it's pretty close to something else,

800
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: so I had to veer off. Yeah, yeah, sperm out

801
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: with more. I I'm so in awe of you, and

802
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 1: I just you. You you handle yourself with such ease,

803
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: and if you just you got these people in the

804
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: palm of your hand. And then I just and I

805
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: actually wrote a joke that I'd like to try terrific

806
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: if you'd let me, if it'd be all right, it's

807
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: your show, did you like burg Gandhi could use that

808
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: sometimes like that wait that you gotta do this by

809
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 1: the way, that sells that blew me away when you

810
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 1: did that. It opens a lot of doors Okay, So

811
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: here's here's my joke. Here's my joke that I wrote

812
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: down that, Hey, have you ever noticed when you order

813
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 1: a hamburger at a restaurant you never get ham? What's

814
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:14,359
Speaker 1: the deal with that? It's like, if I say, hey,

815
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: can I get a ham sandwich, You're gonna get ham?

816
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: So what happened? If I asked for a turkey burger,

817
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 1: They're gonna give me turkey? Right? It makes you think

818
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: if I asked for a beef burger, would I get

819
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 1: a ham sandwich? Should I stop? Yeah? I kind of

820
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 1: what would I get if I asked for a spaghetti burger?

821
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: A veal cutlet? That's good, thank you, I'm wrong burger

822
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: any good night? Keep working on it. Okay, it's you

823
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: make it look so easy. Case and well listen, almost

824
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 1: like I pooped this out. By the way, I was

825
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: gonna ask unless you've got a question me. Do you

826
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: are you a coffee guy? Oh? I'm a what's your routine?

827
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 1: What's my routine? I? Well, uh, I usually, you know,

828
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: do a little French press action in the morning something

829
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: like that. Let me turn you onto something. I've been

830
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Speaker 1: doing this now for a couple I used to get

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Speaker 1: the big pot of cop the big Mr Coffee go

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Speaker 1: go go, go, go go go, but in the filter. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've been doing this. Cue cure rig Curig. You're called

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Speaker 1: Curi Curi Curig coffee pots. Little guys with the yeah,

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Speaker 1: pop them in. You got one cup of coffee. That's

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Speaker 1: all I need. We don't have a lot of coffee

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Speaker 1: drinkers in the house. Bing coffee done clean easy. Anybody

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Speaker 1: have this, it's the best. If you don't. And this

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Speaker 1: is not a very select few. It's high end, Yeah

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Speaker 1: it is. It's not cheap. It's not cheap. It's a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's much more expensive than a Mr. Coffee with a

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Speaker 1: with the ground is. It's all messy. It gets in

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Speaker 1: your discardag's disposal right and if you don't fill it

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Speaker 1: up the night before, and that's a mess. Ku e

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Speaker 1: r k go to this is on their site. You

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Speaker 1: can order everything there. K you k e u is

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Speaker 1: a k um k k k e U what k

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Speaker 1: r ry are shut the hey? Hey Tim, Tim Tim

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Speaker 1: dim damn damn Kim. He didn't mean that. He didn't

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Speaker 1: mean that trying to get in mean that you're not helping.

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00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: He's he's joking he's joking. Are you all right? But still?

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Speaker 1: Hey you good lord? Ka kay? Is it started with

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Speaker 1: a que now? It does not start with a quere

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Speaker 1: trying to make fun of me? K you trying to help?

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Speaker 1: K you r d I G. It's it's either ku

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Speaker 1: or k EU. I don't know. Look it up KU

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Speaker 1: R I G dot com. Are you like a paid

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Speaker 1: spokesman for them? What? I am not? I just love

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Speaker 1: the products and I get them sent to me. They

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Speaker 1: got they have a they have a pod that's called

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Speaker 1: a pod called Kappa Joe. It's not fancy, you know.

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Speaker 1: It's liberal style coffee. It is. It's like a pot

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Speaker 1: of It's like a seven eleven cup of coffee. It's delicious.

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Speaker 1: I want to end right there. Yeah, And despite that

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Speaker 1: brief ugly moment, Tim, you've been in the light. I

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Speaker 1: do apologize, I really do. I wouldn't wear I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: wear those kind of caps indoors though, Just leave them alone.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying it looks like okay, by the way,

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Speaker 1: shaggy right, he must be on some of that, I think, right.

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Speaker 1: I thought, if he's hungry all the time, he's rolling

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Speaker 1: those tight ones. Yeah, Tim, I'll let you go. Where

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Speaker 1: can we look for you next? I know it's the

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Speaker 1: Is it mainly Rubio's Rubio's in Glendale, Glendale Avenue and

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Speaker 1: uh Wilson, I think it is anywhere else? Hopefully here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it'd be great if you had me back. Everyone breaks

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Speaker 1: up Greaso. Yeah yeah, picked chickock side of ker what

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Speaker 1: a stone cold pro He had some like I thought

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Speaker 1: weaker moments, like when he talked about, well, you don't know, comedy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I felt like it was kind of

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Speaker 1: mean when he was having his wife floor. But you're

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Speaker 1: not a big April fools. First, that's true, that's true.

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Speaker 1: So and then he really freaked out at that audience

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Speaker 1: member did. But the more I look out of my

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Speaker 1: let's not worry about it. I'm on tim side. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: we're at the end of our show here. Um, it

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Speaker 1: really flew behy was the crazy ride? It was more

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Speaker 1: than ever of these are usually crazy pretty much. But

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Speaker 1: we have one last segment that I like to end with.

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Speaker 1: It's a little thing I call my take. Oh you

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Speaker 1: can go. I'm sure by now you've become immune to

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Speaker 1: the extraordinary news of last Sunday night. The one story

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Speaker 1: that has been dominating news cycles, book club water cooler talk,

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Speaker 1: especially here Intensiltown, the story that one man was caught

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Speaker 1: down at the San Diego border trying to smuggle in

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Speaker 1: sixty reptiles. Oh. I know, we're sick of talking about it,

896
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Speaker 1: but the debate keeps going on. How how could he

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Speaker 1: do such a thing? Where's the humanity? Dozens of of

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Speaker 1: lizards and snakes were hidden in his pockets, pants, and

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Speaker 1: and growing area. Think about that. Regardless of your ethical

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Speaker 1: views of this situation, you can't deny that this man

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Speaker 1: has guts. Right. Can you imagine trying to drive across

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Speaker 1: the Mexican border with a bunch of lizards and snakes

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Speaker 1: jammed in your crotch, trying to act casual or feel

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Speaker 1: the sensation of a couple of gophers snakes sniffing your

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Speaker 1: conus dios meo estradoso? No sorry, I think I just

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Speaker 1: said my wife has large feet. Go back to our story.

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Speaker 1: When asked by border patrol if he was going to

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Speaker 1: declare any of the animals, he then decided to say

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Speaker 1: there was nothing to declare because they were his pets. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm just a guy driving across the border with sixty

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Speaker 1: reptiles jammed in my pants. They're my pets. No big deal. No,

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Speaker 1: they like traveling like this, they prefer it, and so

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Speaker 1: do I. Come on, man, get it together. You gotta

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Speaker 1: have a better plan. I used to walk around cocktail

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Speaker 1: parties with my pet Bullet Constrictor hanging around my neck,

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Speaker 1: and people with say, 'ron that looks bitching. So I

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Speaker 1: get the allure of having reptiles on your body, but

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Speaker 1: I never stuck a box turtle in my Hanes underwear

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Speaker 1: to go to the car wash. Look, we've all smuggled

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Speaker 1: live animals across the border, all right. And if you're

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Speaker 1: shaking your head, no, you're lying. It's just something you do,

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Speaker 1: especially when you travel to other countries like Mexico or Florida.

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Speaker 1: I mean, who hasn't come back into this country with

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Speaker 1: a suitcase full of baby crocks or spider monkeys. But

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Speaker 1: there's a smart way to do it and a humane

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Speaker 1: way to do it. Let's not let one Yahoo ruin

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Speaker 1: it for the rest of us. I remember when I

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Speaker 1: had my first beer. Right, the next time someone comes

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Speaker 1: up to you and says, is that a Yucatan box

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Speaker 1: turtle in your pants? Or are you just happy? To

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Speaker 1: see me. Stop, take the box turtle out of your

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Speaker 1: pants and just say sorry it is a box turtle.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have done that, but I am happy to

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Speaker 1: see you. I'm Ron Burgundy and that's my tape. Thank

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Speaker 1: you everyone. You've gotta wonderful audi, I'm Ron Burgundy, says,

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Speaker 1: because he ain't no sucker, looking so bright, you try

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Speaker 1: like a truckerwan like a planet. You this solid duck

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Speaker 1: fool will try so we never get stuck up. Bright

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Speaker 1: so far take up a lot of bandwids, and he's

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Speaker 1: a god. He ain't no stand and he doesn't have

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Speaker 1: He's on a night sized stand, which because everybody knows

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Speaker 1: he's banded. The Ron Burgundy Podcast Nest