WEBVTT - Episode 55: I Probably Shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hello man.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing? Buddy? Great? And I know you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing well. Dylan is here. Picture day, Ray Marvin is

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<v Speaker 1>Shay with us? Wait didn't you just say gig Dallas win?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you just get there? Shay? I got here? Yeah? Today,

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<v Speaker 1>I gave it. Wait, yeah, this morning? Yeah, Today's Thursday? Right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's gotta be here. Okay. Have you been drinking? Yes? Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>tequila Sunrise for breakfast? Uh ate some rooms too. You

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<v Speaker 1>know there's a lot of roosters out here, Danny Roster.

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<v Speaker 1>There's got to be a cock fight. Yes, yes, if

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<v Speaker 1>there is your yeah, okay, No, I'm in some Bahama island.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know which one. The roommates set it

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<v Speaker 1>up with a bunch of people. It's pretty fucking up.

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<v Speaker 1>Is everyone on mushrooms too? Or did you deal solo mission?

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<v Speaker 1>Just me and this other lady chalk about their uppers right,

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<v Speaker 1>So now I gotta drink more to you. You can

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<v Speaker 1>drink infinity amount then then we're unstoppable. Right now, we're

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<v Speaker 1>on the clock here. We want to make sure we

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<v Speaker 1>get the prime shame before before the ship sails. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't know what it's gonna like look like

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<v Speaker 1>in a couple of hours. Bad Larry you. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>totally fine, Damn. Just got back from Maine. I spent

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<v Speaker 1>a little time at um morters Edge and Westbrook, Connecticut

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<v Speaker 1>on our way home. We've spent a night there. Not

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<v Speaker 1>bad place. Um pretty empty when we were there, though. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's nice to know. So you were like five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes from here. I actually dan, I actually ate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodies when we left Water's Edge. I had goodies for

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<v Speaker 1>a little once for the ride home. Branana milkshake that's

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<v Speaker 1>right around the corner from me. Correct. Okay, you're in

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<v Speaker 1>town and you didn't even stop in downtown Milford. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like one thirty and I knew you guys were

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<v Speaker 1>done and I didn't. When I come up, we all know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah I heard this. Well I got here last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, uh yeah, I played paint pall I got

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<v Speaker 1>a hustle at a paintball. It's all coming back to Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, all right, So so Shay got to his

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<v Speaker 1>vacation destination last night, not this morning. Um, are we

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<v Speaker 1>ready to go? Now? You know we started with a

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<v Speaker 1>clean slate when the playoffs started. Than that means we're

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<v Speaker 1>back to zero because Dylan won the regular season. But

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't really mean anything. They don't tell you how

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<v Speaker 1>fleeting successes until you lose it. Dan Larry up four

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<v Speaker 1>units from last week, Shay is up one unit, and

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan is minus one and a half units, So that

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<v Speaker 1>means bad bad Larry gets to take the victory lap here,

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<v Speaker 1>Okay and Dan, I'm not going going lightly. These are

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<v Speaker 1>three unit three team teases. Oh alright, I have to

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<v Speaker 1>three unit teases. Kansas City plus one and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>the Bengals plus fifteen and a half, and the Giants

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<v Speaker 1>plus seventeen and a half. That's one three team teas

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<v Speaker 1>the second three team teams. Hold on, let me let

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<v Speaker 1>me check with picture day right to make sure are

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<v Speaker 1>the numbers lining up with Bad Larry? There? Right, it's

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<v Speaker 1>one and a half for casey. Bengals are plus fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>Giants are plus seventeen and a half. Okay, you're a

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<v Speaker 1>with that. Yeah, he only took a half a point

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<v Speaker 1>a whey from okay. Alright, alright, I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure we get it correct. Okay, Now what else

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<v Speaker 1>do you Okay, the second three team teas is overtaking.

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<v Speaker 1>These numbers might be a little different, So I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to say the numbers. You just tell me what

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<v Speaker 1>they are over casey, over the Giants, over the forty Niners. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>So I have the over thirty eight and a half

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<v Speaker 1>the Kansas City and Giants. Uh no, that's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>more New City. I think it's about forty two or something.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, you screwed it up. You've got Kansas City. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you got Kansas City and Buffalo, right, Yeah, that's my fault. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Jacksonville obviously, okay, but what's the over under? So with

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<v Speaker 1>the teaser and a half the Giants Eagles, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Niners and the Cowboys thirty six? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>You okay? With an laire? Yeah, I think the Kansas

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<v Speaker 1>City one I'm really okay with. But it's not right.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like fifty two. Well, I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>a thing. A lot of the money was on the

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<v Speaker 1>the over, I think, or the under rather. Wait a minute, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you? What are we doing? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>giving me? This Kansas City line at a half thirty

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<v Speaker 1>eight and a half. That's with your their ten point

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight and a half down a thirty adn't have on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the biggest Christmas gift you've ever given me, Dan? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what else? Go ahead? Now? Two team teasers, just one

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<v Speaker 1>of them for two units, Casey minus the two and

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<v Speaker 1>a half and the Eagles minus one and a half. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>anything else that you're betting? Then I have a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of straight bets Dan, Ksey minus eight the one unit

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<v Speaker 1>at KC minus eight and a half you love Kansas

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<v Speaker 1>City one unit bet Bengals plus the five and a

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<v Speaker 1>half five, and then a three unit bet. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think the forty Niners are going to embarrass

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<v Speaker 1>the Cowboys three three and a half, three and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea perfect? Do you sound confident? This is this is

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bad Larry is back back back from vacation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>ready to Well, actually, I'm going to the stupid card

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<v Speaker 1>games soon as we get off the show. I've already

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<v Speaker 1>been the Rays, already had my breakfast, ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Big high school basketball game down here Dan st Rose

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<v Speaker 1>my alma mater against Mannus went to local high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Both teams very good. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Oh, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>be betting, and of course I'll be betting it. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, Shane Dylan, I'm gonna send Ray. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>send you a picture of the score when I when

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<v Speaker 1>I leave the gym, and then you yeah, we need

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<v Speaker 1>a line on that. And then you're gonna go play poker.

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<v Speaker 1>Right I'm going to play poker right now. Then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going the games six o'clock and six thirty tonight. Okay, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna take the you're the team that's

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<v Speaker 1>not your high school whatever, just straight up you want

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<v Speaker 1>to throw a little friendly wager on that one? Certainly?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? And and we're on the road at Maniskuan

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<v Speaker 1>perfect Masquan Powerhouse. Everybody are, Uh, let's let's get to

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<v Speaker 1>Shay because I don't know how long this is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>last with him, So Shay your turn. There are people everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I could hear a lot of kids there. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the funk happened. All right, I got

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<v Speaker 1>some bets here. Uh, you can go to hell Dallas

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<v Speaker 1>San Francisco first half under twenty three, Brock Party under

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<v Speaker 1>one and a half touchdowns, Chiefs minus eight and a half,

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<v Speaker 1>Sincy Buffalo over forty eight and a half, Dallas San Francisco. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do that, that's not real. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>got a part lay Danny, Wait, you're not taking the

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas San Francisco over. No, I took the first half under. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>al right, mind just say this is what picture day

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<v Speaker 1>Ray gave me here, So that's all. That's definitely what

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<v Speaker 1>I sent him. That's neither here, okay, okay, alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>so we got that right. And then I got these

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<v Speaker 1>are all one units. And then the parlay. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the odds are in this ship. Kansas City

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<v Speaker 1>money line, Philly money line, Buffalo money line. And then

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<v Speaker 1>to stick it right in Larry's eye, Dallas money line. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Kansas City money line is minus four fifty eagles par lay,

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<v Speaker 1>they're all the money lines. Oh pays out plus five hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right? Ray? We're good on. Then I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>that check his numbers. Anything else that needs to be

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<v Speaker 1>brought up here by U, sha Um, I probably shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>That can be here, that can be applied to a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of things. With you, I'm going back to the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and I'm gonna find that son of a bit

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<v Speaker 1>you hustle me in ping poll. Okay, hold on for

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<v Speaker 1>a second, though, don't go yet. All right, let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>hear Dylan's picks. Dylan, Now, yeah, here we go, um

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<v Speaker 1>going Jags plus eight and a half against the Chiefs.

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<v Speaker 1>And Shay and Larry both like the Chiefs, so may

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<v Speaker 1>as well put that one in the wind. Calm already,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's it's Trevor Lawrence on Saturday, and he never loses,

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<v Speaker 1>never loses it on Saturday. Um Eagles minus seven a

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<v Speaker 1>half against the Hegant all right, Bills minus five against

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<v Speaker 1>the Bengals. Bengals, is it Bengals? Yeah, don't you guys

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<v Speaker 1>call him Bengals. It's Bengals, bes Um. And then sorry, Shay,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm also taking Niners three and a half against

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<v Speaker 1>the Cowboys. Oh, you and Larry in the same side.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel better now, yeah, I would too. Hopefully the

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<v Speaker 1>Cowboys will be able to get the final playoff, unlike

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<v Speaker 1>last year when they had the fire. Nothing can hurt

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<v Speaker 1>me now. I thought you were already going to the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>so I I didn't know that you were still with

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<v Speaker 1>us anything else. You always have a teaser. I do

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<v Speaker 1>have a teaser, Dan thirteen point teaser all under so Jags,

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<v Speaker 1>um Chiefs under sixty six, Giants, Eagles under sixty one, Bengals,

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<v Speaker 1>Bills under sixty one and a half in Cowboys, Niners

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<v Speaker 1>under fifty nine. And that's minus one. And that'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>That That closes up shop once again. Wherever you get

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast, you can always uh find Shay and Irving

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<v Speaker 1>with his podcast. And he's off to a great start

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<v Speaker 1>in the new year, right, Yeah go. Cowboys were an

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<v Speaker 1>emergency pot. After the game, I was up to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I got a cross over Sunday. Yeah, you said

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<v Speaker 1>you're not You're not going to be drinking on when

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<v Speaker 1>the Cowboys are playing because last weekend you weren't drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>You're definitely not going to do that. Well, say what,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a loophole for you potentially, What if you

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<v Speaker 1>get like banged up until like five in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>the night before and then ride that out and you're

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<v Speaker 1>not technically drinking during the game. Okay, well that never

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<v Speaker 1>mind that one. I don't know how what about like

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<v Speaker 1>California sober nothing. I'm telling you, I was completely it

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<v Speaker 1>was weird man, all right, anything else I need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm coming I'm looking to find

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<v Speaker 1>the ping pong guy. Yeah, Shay, you didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>when you arrived. I'm sure you're not gonna know when

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<v Speaker 1>you're leaving. I don't even know where the roommate is

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<v Speaker 1>right now, and say, don't worry. I don't think Bahamas

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<v Speaker 1>as extraditions, So go nuts. They do. They got SPF remember,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, sif they did? All right, never mind, still

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<v Speaker 1>go nuts? Uh free ride back to the U S Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. Dan Patrick takes a gamble, And you see

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<v Speaker 1>why I came up with that title. I took a

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<v Speaker 1>gamble on these three guys. Uh, good luck this week

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody, and we'll talk to you next week. Thanks guys,

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<v Speaker 1>by bye, good luck