Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hello man.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Buddy? Great? And I know you're
Speaker 1: doing well. Dylan is here. Picture day, Ray Marvin is
Speaker 1: Shay with us? Wait didn't you just say gig Dallas win?
Speaker 1: Didn't you just get there? Shay? I got here? Yeah? Today,
Speaker 1: I gave it. Wait, yeah, this morning? Yeah, Today's Thursday? Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's gotta be here. Okay. Have you been drinking? Yes? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: tequila Sunrise for breakfast? Uh ate some rooms too. You
Speaker 1: know there's a lot of roosters out here, Danny Roster.
Speaker 1: There's got to be a cock fight. Yes, yes, if
Speaker 1: there is your yeah, okay, No, I'm in some Bahama island.
Speaker 1: I don't really know which one. The roommates set it
Speaker 1: up with a bunch of people. It's pretty fucking up.
Speaker 1: Is everyone on mushrooms too? Or did you deal solo mission?
Speaker 1: Just me and this other lady chalk about their uppers right,
Speaker 1: So now I gotta drink more to you. You can
Speaker 1: drink infinity amount then then we're unstoppable. Right now, we're
Speaker 1: on the clock here. We want to make sure we
Speaker 1: get the prime shame before before the ship sails. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I don't know what it's gonna like look like
Speaker 1: in a couple of hours. Bad Larry you. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: totally fine, Damn. Just got back from Maine. I spent
Speaker 1: a little time at um morters Edge and Westbrook, Connecticut
Speaker 1: on our way home. We've spent a night there. Not
Speaker 1: bad place. Um pretty empty when we were there, though. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's nice to know. So you were like five
Speaker 1: minutes from here. I actually dan, I actually ate it.
Speaker 1: Goodies when we left Water's Edge. I had goodies for
Speaker 1: a little once for the ride home. Branana milkshake that's
Speaker 1: right around the corner from me. Correct. Okay, you're in
Speaker 1: town and you didn't even stop in downtown Milford. It
Speaker 1: was like one thirty and I knew you guys were
Speaker 1: done and I didn't. When I come up, we all know. Okay,
Speaker 1: yeah I heard this. Well I got here last night.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, uh yeah, I played paint pall I got
Speaker 1: a hustle at a paintball. It's all coming back to Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, So so Shay got to his
Speaker 1: vacation destination last night, not this morning. Um, are we
Speaker 1: ready to go? Now? You know we started with a
Speaker 1: clean slate when the playoffs started. Than that means we're
Speaker 1: back to zero because Dylan won the regular season. But
Speaker 1: that doesn't really mean anything. They don't tell you how
Speaker 1: fleeting successes until you lose it. Dan Larry up four
Speaker 1: units from last week, Shay is up one unit, and
Speaker 1: Dylan is minus one and a half units, So that
Speaker 1: means bad bad Larry gets to take the victory lap here,
Speaker 1: Okay and Dan, I'm not going going lightly. These are
Speaker 1: three unit three team teases. Oh alright, I have to
Speaker 1: three unit teases. Kansas City plus one and a half,
Speaker 1: the Bengals plus fifteen and a half, and the Giants
Speaker 1: plus seventeen and a half. That's one three team teas
Speaker 1: the second three team teams. Hold on, let me let
Speaker 1: me check with picture day right to make sure are
Speaker 1: the numbers lining up with Bad Larry? There? Right, it's
Speaker 1: one and a half for casey. Bengals are plus fifteen
Speaker 1: Giants are plus seventeen and a half. Okay, you're a
Speaker 1: with that. Yeah, he only took a half a point
Speaker 1: a whey from okay. Alright, alright, I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure we get it correct. Okay, Now what else
Speaker 1: do you Okay, the second three team teas is overtaking.
Speaker 1: These numbers might be a little different, So I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say the numbers. You just tell me what
Speaker 1: they are over casey, over the Giants, over the forty Niners. Alright,
Speaker 1: So I have the over thirty eight and a half
Speaker 1: the Kansas City and Giants. Uh no, that's gonna be
Speaker 1: more New City. I think it's about forty two or something.
Speaker 1: First of all, you screwed it up. You've got Kansas City. Wait,
Speaker 1: you got Kansas City and Buffalo, right, Yeah, that's my fault. Okay,
Speaker 1: Jacksonville obviously, okay, but what's the over under? So with
Speaker 1: the teaser and a half the Giants Eagles, all right,
Speaker 1: and the Niners and the Cowboys thirty six? All right?
Speaker 1: You okay? With an laire? Yeah, I think the Kansas
Speaker 1: City one I'm really okay with. But it's not right.
Speaker 1: It was like fifty two. Well, I think it was
Speaker 1: a thing. A lot of the money was on the
Speaker 1: the over, I think, or the under rather. Wait a minute, wait,
Speaker 1: what are you? What are we doing? What are you
Speaker 1: giving me? This Kansas City line at a half thirty
Speaker 1: eight and a half. That's with your their ten point
Speaker 1: forty eight and a half down a thirty adn't have on.
Speaker 1: That's the biggest Christmas gift you've ever given me, Dan? Okay,
Speaker 1: what else? Go ahead? Now? Two team teasers, just one
Speaker 1: of them for two units, Casey minus the two and
Speaker 1: a half and the Eagles minus one and a half. Okay,
Speaker 1: anything else that you're betting? Then I have a couple
Speaker 1: of straight bets Dan, Ksey minus eight the one unit
Speaker 1: at KC minus eight and a half you love Kansas
Speaker 1: City one unit bet Bengals plus the five and a
Speaker 1: half five, and then a three unit bet. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but I think the forty Niners are going to embarrass
Speaker 1: the Cowboys three three and a half, three and a half.
Speaker 1: Yea perfect? Do you sound confident? This is this is
Speaker 1: a whole bad Larry is back back back from vacation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ready to Well, actually, I'm going to the stupid card
Speaker 1: games soon as we get off the show. I've already
Speaker 1: been the Rays, already had my breakfast, ready to go.
Speaker 1: Big high school basketball game down here Dan st Rose
Speaker 1: my alma mater against Mannus went to local high school.
Speaker 1: Both teams very good. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Oh, we'll
Speaker 1: be betting, and of course I'll be betting it. You
Speaker 1: know what, Shane Dylan, I'm gonna send Ray. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send you a picture of the score when I when
Speaker 1: I leave the gym, and then you yeah, we need
Speaker 1: a line on that. And then you're gonna go play poker.
Speaker 1: Right I'm going to play poker right now. Then I'm
Speaker 1: going the games six o'clock and six thirty tonight. Okay, Larry,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna take the you're the team that's
Speaker 1: not your high school whatever, just straight up you want
Speaker 1: to throw a little friendly wager on that one? Certainly?
Speaker 1: All right? And and we're on the road at Maniskuan
Speaker 1: perfect Masquan Powerhouse. Everybody are, Uh, let's let's get to
Speaker 1: Shay because I don't know how long this is gonna
Speaker 1: last with him, So Shay your turn. There are people everywhere.
Speaker 1: I could hear a lot of kids there. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the funk happened. All right, I got
Speaker 1: some bets here. Uh, you can go to hell Dallas
Speaker 1: San Francisco first half under twenty three, Brock Party under
Speaker 1: one and a half touchdowns, Chiefs minus eight and a half,
Speaker 1: Sincy Buffalo over forty eight and a half, Dallas San Francisco. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't do that, that's not real. And then I
Speaker 1: got a part lay Danny, Wait, you're not taking the
Speaker 1: Dallas San Francisco over. No, I took the first half under. Okay,
Speaker 1: al right, mind just say this is what picture day
Speaker 1: Ray gave me here, So that's all. That's definitely what
Speaker 1: I sent him. That's neither here, okay, okay, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: so we got that right. And then I got these
Speaker 1: are all one units. And then the parlay. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the odds are in this ship. Kansas City
Speaker 1: money line, Philly money line, Buffalo money line. And then
Speaker 1: to stick it right in Larry's eye, Dallas money line. Okay,
Speaker 1: Kansas City money line is minus four fifty eagles par lay,
Speaker 1: they're all the money lines. Oh pays out plus five hundred?
Speaker 1: Is that right? Ray? We're good on. Then I'll take
Speaker 1: that check his numbers. Anything else that needs to be
Speaker 1: brought up here by U, sha Um, I probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1: That can be here, that can be applied to a
Speaker 1: lot of things. With you, I'm going back to the
Speaker 1: bar and I'm gonna find that son of a bit
Speaker 1: you hustle me in ping poll. Okay, hold on for
Speaker 1: a second, though, don't go yet. All right, let's let's
Speaker 1: hear Dylan's picks. Dylan, Now, yeah, here we go, um
Speaker 1: going Jags plus eight and a half against the Chiefs.
Speaker 1: And Shay and Larry both like the Chiefs, so may
Speaker 1: as well put that one in the wind. Calm already,
Speaker 1: and it's it's Trevor Lawrence on Saturday, and he never loses,
Speaker 1: never loses it on Saturday. Um Eagles minus seven a
Speaker 1: half against the Hegant all right, Bills minus five against
Speaker 1: the Bengals. Bengals, is it Bengals? Yeah, don't you guys
Speaker 1: call him Bengals. It's Bengals, bes Um. And then sorry, Shay,
Speaker 1: but I'm also taking Niners three and a half against
Speaker 1: the Cowboys. Oh, you and Larry in the same side.
Speaker 1: I feel better now, yeah, I would too. Hopefully the
Speaker 1: Cowboys will be able to get the final playoff, unlike
Speaker 1: last year when they had the fire. Nothing can hurt
Speaker 1: me now. I thought you were already going to the bar,
Speaker 1: so I I didn't know that you were still with
Speaker 1: us anything else. You always have a teaser. I do
Speaker 1: have a teaser, Dan thirteen point teaser all under so Jags,
Speaker 1: um Chiefs under sixty six, Giants, Eagles under sixty one, Bengals,
Speaker 1: Bills under sixty one and a half in Cowboys, Niners
Speaker 1: under fifty nine. And that's minus one. And that'll do it.
Speaker 1: That That closes up shop once again. Wherever you get
Speaker 1: your podcast, you can always uh find Shay and Irving
Speaker 1: with his podcast. And he's off to a great start
Speaker 1: in the new year, right, Yeah go. Cowboys were an
Speaker 1: emergency pot. After the game, I was up to him.
Speaker 1: Oh I got a cross over Sunday. Yeah, you said
Speaker 1: you're not You're not going to be drinking on when
Speaker 1: the Cowboys are playing because last weekend you weren't drinking.
Speaker 1: You're definitely not going to do that. Well, say what,
Speaker 1: I have a loophole for you potentially, What if you
Speaker 1: get like banged up until like five in the morning
Speaker 1: the night before and then ride that out and you're
Speaker 1: not technically drinking during the game. Okay, well that never
Speaker 1: mind that one. I don't know how what about like
Speaker 1: California sober nothing. I'm telling you, I was completely it
Speaker 1: was weird man, all right, anything else I need to know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm coming I'm looking to find
Speaker 1: the ping pong guy. Yeah, Shay, you didn't know what
Speaker 1: when you arrived. I'm sure you're not gonna know when
Speaker 1: you're leaving. I don't even know where the roommate is
Speaker 1: right now, and say, don't worry. I don't think Bahamas
Speaker 1: as extraditions, So go nuts. They do. They got SPF remember,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sif they did? All right, never mind, still
Speaker 1: go nuts? Uh free ride back to the U S Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it. Dan Patrick takes a gamble, And you see
Speaker 1: why I came up with that title. I took a
Speaker 1: gamble on these three guys. Uh, good luck this week
Speaker 1: and everybody, and we'll talk to you next week. Thanks guys,
Speaker 1: by bye, good luck