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Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something

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Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became

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Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by bad Larry and

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Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hello man.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Buddy? Great? And I know you're

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Speaker 1: doing well. Dylan is here. Picture day, Ray Marvin is

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Speaker 1: Shay with us? Wait didn't you just say gig Dallas win?

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Speaker 1: Didn't you just get there? Shay? I got here? Yeah? Today,

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Speaker 1: I gave it. Wait, yeah, this morning? Yeah, Today's Thursday? Right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's gotta be here. Okay. Have you been drinking? Yes? Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: tequila Sunrise for breakfast? Uh ate some rooms too. You

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Speaker 1: know there's a lot of roosters out here, Danny Roster.

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Speaker 1: There's got to be a cock fight. Yes, yes, if

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Speaker 1: there is your yeah, okay, No, I'm in some Bahama island.

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Speaker 1: I don't really know which one. The roommates set it

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Speaker 1: up with a bunch of people. It's pretty fucking up.

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Speaker 1: Is everyone on mushrooms too? Or did you deal solo mission?

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Speaker 1: Just me and this other lady chalk about their uppers right,

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Speaker 1: So now I gotta drink more to you. You can

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Speaker 1: drink infinity amount then then we're unstoppable. Right now, we're

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Speaker 1: on the clock here. We want to make sure we

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Speaker 1: get the prime shame before before the ship sails. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I don't know what it's gonna like look like

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Speaker 1: in a couple of hours. Bad Larry you. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: totally fine, Damn. Just got back from Maine. I spent

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Speaker 1: a little time at um morters Edge and Westbrook, Connecticut

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Speaker 1: on our way home. We've spent a night there. Not

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Speaker 1: bad place. Um pretty empty when we were there, though. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well that's nice to know. So you were like five

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Speaker 1: minutes from here. I actually dan, I actually ate it.

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Speaker 1: Goodies when we left Water's Edge. I had goodies for

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Speaker 1: a little once for the ride home. Branana milkshake that's

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Speaker 1: right around the corner from me. Correct. Okay, you're in

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Speaker 1: town and you didn't even stop in downtown Milford. It

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Speaker 1: done and I didn't. When I come up, we all know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: yeah I heard this. Well I got here last night.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, uh yeah, I played paint pall I got

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Speaker 1: a hustle at a paintball. It's all coming back to Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, So so Shay got to his

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Speaker 1: vacation destination last night, not this morning. Um, are we

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Speaker 1: ready to go? Now? You know we started with a

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Speaker 1: clean slate when the playoffs started. Than that means we're

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Speaker 1: back to zero because Dylan won the regular season. But

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Speaker 1: that doesn't really mean anything. They don't tell you how

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Speaker 1: fleeting successes until you lose it. Dan Larry up four

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Speaker 1: units from last week, Shay is up one unit, and

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Speaker 1: Dylan is minus one and a half units, So that

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Speaker 1: means bad bad Larry gets to take the victory lap here,

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Speaker 1: Okay and Dan, I'm not going going lightly. These are

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Speaker 1: three unit three team teases. Oh alright, I have to

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Speaker 1: three unit teases. Kansas City plus one and a half,

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Speaker 1: the Bengals plus fifteen and a half, and the Giants

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Speaker 1: plus seventeen and a half. That's one three team teas

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Speaker 1: the second three team teams. Hold on, let me let

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Speaker 1: me check with picture day right to make sure are

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Speaker 1: the numbers lining up with Bad Larry? There? Right, it's

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Speaker 1: one and a half for casey. Bengals are plus fifteen

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Speaker 1: make sure we get it correct. Okay, Now what else

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Speaker 1: do you Okay, the second three team teas is overtaking.

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Speaker 1: they are over casey, over the Giants, over the forty Niners. Alright,

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Speaker 1: So I have the over thirty eight and a half

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Speaker 1: First of all, you screwed it up. You've got Kansas City. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you got Kansas City and Buffalo, right, Yeah, that's my fault. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Jacksonville obviously, okay, but what's the over under? So with

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Speaker 1: and the Niners and the Cowboys thirty six? All right?

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Speaker 1: You okay? With an laire? Yeah, I think the Kansas

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Speaker 1: giving me? This Kansas City line at a half thirty

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Speaker 1: That's the biggest Christmas gift you've ever given me, Dan? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what else? Go ahead? Now? Two team teasers, just one

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Speaker 1: of them for two units, Casey minus the two and

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Speaker 1: a half and the Eagles minus one and a half. Okay,

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Speaker 1: anything else that you're betting? Then I have a couple

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Speaker 1: of straight bets Dan, Ksey minus eight the one unit

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Speaker 1: City one unit bet Bengals plus the five and a

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Speaker 1: half five, and then a three unit bet. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but I think the forty Niners are going to embarrass

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Speaker 1: the Cowboys three three and a half, three and a half.

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Speaker 1: Yea perfect? Do you sound confident? This is this is

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Speaker 1: a whole bad Larry is back back back from vacation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: ready to Well, actually, I'm going to the stupid card

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Speaker 1: games soon as we get off the show. I've already

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Speaker 1: been the Rays, already had my breakfast, ready to go.

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Speaker 1: Big high school basketball game down here Dan st Rose

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Speaker 1: my alma mater against Mannus went to local high school.

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Speaker 1: Both teams very good. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Oh, we'll

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Speaker 1: be betting, and of course I'll be betting it. You

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Speaker 1: know what, Shane Dylan, I'm gonna send Ray. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: send you a picture of the score when I when

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Speaker 1: I leave the gym, and then you yeah, we need

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Speaker 1: a line on that. And then you're gonna go play poker.

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Speaker 1: Right I'm going to play poker right now. Then I'm

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Speaker 1: going the games six o'clock and six thirty tonight. Okay, Larry,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna take the you're the team that's

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Speaker 1: not your high school whatever, just straight up you want

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Speaker 1: to throw a little friendly wager on that one? Certainly?

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Speaker 1: All right? And and we're on the road at Maniskuan

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Speaker 1: perfect Masquan Powerhouse. Everybody are, Uh, let's let's get to

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Speaker 1: Shay because I don't know how long this is gonna

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Speaker 1: last with him, So Shay your turn. There are people everywhere.

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Speaker 1: don't know what the funk happened. All right, I got

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Speaker 1: some bets here. Uh, you can go to hell Dallas

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Speaker 1: San Francisco first half under twenty three, Brock Party under

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Speaker 1: Sincy Buffalo over forty eight and a half, Dallas San Francisco. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't do that, that's not real. And then I

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Speaker 1: Dallas San Francisco over. No, I took the first half under. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Ray gave me here, So that's all. That's definitely what

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Speaker 1: know what the odds are in this ship. Kansas City

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Speaker 1: money line, Philly money line, Buffalo money line. And then

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Speaker 1: to stick it right in Larry's eye, Dallas money line. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Kansas City money line is minus four fifty eagles par lay,

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Speaker 1: they're all the money lines. Oh pays out plus five hundred?

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Ray? We're good on. Then I'll take

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Speaker 1: that check his numbers. Anything else that needs to be

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Speaker 1: That can be here, that can be applied to a

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Speaker 1: you hustle me in ping poll. Okay, hold on for

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Speaker 1: a second, though, don't go yet. All right, let's let's

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Speaker 1: hear Dylan's picks. Dylan, Now, yeah, here we go, um

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Speaker 1: going Jags plus eight and a half against the Chiefs.

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Speaker 1: And Shay and Larry both like the Chiefs, so may

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Speaker 1: as well put that one in the wind. Calm already,

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Speaker 1: and it's it's Trevor Lawrence on Saturday, and he never loses,

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Speaker 1: never loses it on Saturday. Um Eagles minus seven a

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Speaker 1: the Bengals. Bengals, is it Bengals? Yeah, don't you guys

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Speaker 1: call him Bengals. It's Bengals, bes Um. And then sorry, Shay,

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Speaker 1: but I'm also taking Niners three and a half against

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Speaker 1: the Cowboys. Oh, you and Larry in the same side.

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Speaker 1: I feel better now, yeah, I would too. Hopefully the

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Speaker 1: Cowboys will be able to get the final playoff, unlike

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Speaker 1: last year when they had the fire. Nothing can hurt

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Speaker 1: me now. I thought you were already going to the bar,

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Speaker 1: so I I didn't know that you were still with

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Speaker 1: have a teaser, Dan thirteen point teaser all under so Jags,

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Speaker 1: um Chiefs under sixty six, Giants, Eagles under sixty one, Bengals,

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Speaker 1: Bills under sixty one and a half in Cowboys, Niners

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Speaker 1: That That closes up shop once again. Wherever you get

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Speaker 1: your podcast, you can always uh find Shay and Irving

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Speaker 1: with his podcast. And he's off to a great start

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Speaker 1: in the new year, right, Yeah go. Cowboys were an

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Speaker 1: emergency pot. After the game, I was up to him.

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Speaker 1: Oh I got a cross over Sunday. Yeah, you said

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Speaker 1: you're not You're not going to be drinking on when

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Speaker 1: the Cowboys are playing because last weekend you weren't drinking.

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Speaker 1: I have a loophole for you potentially, What if you

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Speaker 1: the night before and then ride that out and you're

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm coming I'm looking to find

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Speaker 1: the ping pong guy. Yeah, Shay, you didn't know what

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Speaker 1: when you arrived. I'm sure you're not gonna know when

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Speaker 1: you're leaving. I don't even know where the roommate is

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Speaker 1: right now, and say, don't worry. I don't think Bahamas

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Speaker 1: as extraditions, So go nuts. They do. They got SPF remember,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sif they did? All right, never mind, still

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Speaker 1: go nuts? Uh free ride back to the U S Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Dan Patrick takes a gamble, And you see

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Speaker 1: why I came up with that title. I took a

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Speaker 1: gamble on these three guys. Uh, good luck this week

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Speaker 1: and everybody, and we'll talk to you next week. Thanks guys,

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Speaker 1: by bye, good luck