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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile Phone Mornings. Hello. Hello, this is Ryan. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: who's Ryan? This is Seth Mickle Roy have your neighbor

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Speaker 1: from down the street. And I know we haven't met yet,

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Speaker 1: but I have a bone to pick with you. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My name is Seth Okay, and

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Speaker 1: I am sorry that I got argumentative right away. I'm

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Speaker 1: angry at the situation, and I'm also kind of angry

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Speaker 1: at you. Yeah, I'm Addie. I'm mad, no idea what

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Speaker 1: you're talking. I'm so confused right now. Your dog killed

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Speaker 1: my cat? What your dog, whatever its name is, came

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Speaker 1: into my house and attacked Sprinkles, and now Sprinkles is dead.

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Speaker 1: I don't know whom dude. I'm so confused. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who you are. Confused. What are you confused about?

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Speaker 1: Your cat? Your dog killed? By confused? I'm confused because

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Speaker 1: you're calling me. You're telling me that my dog has

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Speaker 1: been in my house the entire days, came over to

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Speaker 1: your house. My dog was six fifteen pounds, maybe soaking

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Speaker 1: with and you're telling me that my dog came over

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Speaker 1: and killed your cat. I don't even know who you are.

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Speaker 1: I think that you owe me an apology. You definitely

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Speaker 1: need to pay for the funeral, and cat coffins aren't cheap. Buddy,

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Speaker 1: what are you talk What are you talking about? Your

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Speaker 1: delusion Hanks to a funeral. I'm not Hank for anything.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I know.

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Speaker 1: All I'm saying is I went out of town for

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Speaker 1: a week and a half. I come back and Sprinkles

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Speaker 1: is dead in the living room, and there's nobody else

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Speaker 1: I can think of that was responsible except for your

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Speaker 1: little shit too. Let me ask you a question. You're

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Speaker 1: gone for you can alt when you left? Did I?

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Speaker 1: What did you feed your cat when you left? Um?

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Speaker 1: That's a very good point that you just brought up

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Speaker 1: about um feeding the cat. I think, oh boy, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I for I definitely forgot to feed it. I just

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Speaker 1: really took that out on you, didn't I I'm so sorry, Seth.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who the hell you are, how you

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Speaker 1: got my number, and if God forbid you are my neighbor,

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Speaker 1: I hope that we never meet you. Fifteen minutes of

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Speaker 1: my life to because you forgot to feed your freaking cat.

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Speaker 1: This is absolutely ridiculous. That's a relief. I killed my

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Speaker 1: cat and not your dog. I hate to go from

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Speaker 1: crying to laughing and like the matter of seconds, but

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Speaker 1: I mean, oh, what a minute, what a misunderstanding? High

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Speaker 1: Let me get this through your hat. Lose my number, you, psycho.

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Speaker 1: Neighbors we all have them, right all the Oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. It's nice to meet you. Maybe we should

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Speaker 1: get together and barbecue sometime. I really hope you don't

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Speaker 1: live on my freaking block. Man, you, I swear to God,

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Speaker 1: lose my number. Don't ever call me again. Don't ever

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Speaker 1: accuse me or my dog or whatever. Don't even if

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Speaker 1: you see me on the street. God forbid, don't even

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Speaker 1: look at me. I don't even know who you are.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see you. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: hear you. Just lose my number, you psycho. That I

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Speaker 1: should actually let you know that this is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. What are you talking?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? It's a joke. Your wife,

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Speaker 1: Christie set you up. She said that you have like

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Speaker 1: a like a weird cat neighbor or something that creeps

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Speaker 1: you out. Oh man, Oh geezs oh my god. If

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Speaker 1: there wasn't a cat dead, I'm telling you one thing,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have an argument with my wife. So somewhere

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Speaker 1: along the line, the cops might be called wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubil phone pranks.