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Speaker 1: My father married his mistress, and their wedding was the

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Speaker 2: I don't know, have you ever seen like an elephant

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Speaker 1: Have I seen your bunny face?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, no, but the elephant was at this wedding,

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Speaker 2: so I think never mind. No, yeah, I miss, I

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Speaker 1: I've I'm in my twenties, I'm female, been dying to

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Speaker 1: tell someone this story for months. Well, here we are.

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Speaker 1: We've got a lot to unpack. So my dad, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, fifty ish male, don't even know your sage.

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Speaker 2: I don't know he's like fifty.

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Speaker 1: He's a dang liar and cheated on my mom throughout

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Speaker 1: their marriage of twenty years. By the way, this comes

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Speaker 1: from itchy judgment ninety three forty three on the.

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Speaker 2: Ar slash Okay story up kind of judgment auci. Uh.

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Speaker 1: He basically met multiple women during that time. Uh and

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Speaker 1: also tried to be a horn star wow wow while married.

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Speaker 1: But that's another story.

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Speaker 2: Hey di, I was gonna try to.

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Speaker 1: Defend I can't please submit that story to our sush

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Speaker 1: Anyways, he had this high school girlfriend, let's call her Alena,

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: He was married to my mom and was still pissed

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Speaker 1: He my mom had receipts though, and sent years of

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Speaker 1: So he got desperate and started telling Elena bad stuff

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Speaker 1: and he mentioned he was dating someone, obviously Elena, but

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Speaker 1: he kept lying about it. He claims he hadn't seen

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Speaker 1: Yes, interesting, despite the long list of receipts that mom

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Speaker 2: Oh but you can read the date on there. They're old.

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Speaker 2: They're old. Receipts from the eighties. Stupid.

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Speaker 1: My parents' divorce was not finalized just yet, and my

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Speaker 1: calls from a mysterious number saying their name is is

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Speaker 1: Elena and start sending threads. I love how it's like

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Speaker 1: it's like from a mysterious number. But her name is Alena.

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Speaker 1: The person we suggested of the cheating that we know

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Speaker 2: But we know because you never know, you know until

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Speaker 1: So this lady would call it multiple times each month

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Speaker 1: The wombo combo? Oh god, FBI suer get them my

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Speaker 2: Also where they lived. Loll. We made police.

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Speaker 1: Reports and everything, so we are okay, loll a lot

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Speaker 2: She did this for a few years.

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Speaker 1: Oh he is twenty years old, like they are like

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Speaker 2: This is true. Yeah, the lolls, the lolls loss. I

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Speaker 1: And if you could knock the air ac down that

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Speaker 1: Suddenly the threatening text stopped once he moved in with her.

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Speaker 1: Again, he disappears again for months, then invites us to

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Speaker 3: He caught me by surprise there, John, Honestly, you're full

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Speaker 1: Was it ready for that one?

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Speaker 2: Was only mad about it since high school? Nobody could

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Speaker 1: He got back together with the mistress he was salty

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Speaker 2: No, he did it. Do you believe it? I can't.

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Speaker 2: Bodds are singing their tik tok songs. Yes, he plays

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Speaker 2: his lute or liar, I don't remember what instrument he had?

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Speaker 2: A liar? Who is a liar?

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Speaker 1: Daddy Doddy's a liar? Oh god, Okay, so we are

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Speaker 1: do you mean we.

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Speaker 2: Are meeting your cheating partner in crime Alina. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 2: why we don't need to meet her. We don't need

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Speaker 2: we don't need that. Hey, we don't need all that.

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Speaker 2: Get it out of here. You can have that off

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Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden, he says, so you see

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Speaker 2: your ring? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Eh, eh, we're getting married maybe married in the mystery.

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Speaker 2: It always works, just like he says, So, did you

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Speaker 2: see a ring? No, I'll never see anything ever again. Actually, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh guys, shout out to knfuddled wonder and chat. I

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Speaker 1: I'm double PSD because that's literally how we met this

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Speaker 2: I bet I know where that spaghetti came from. That's

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Speaker 2: black hole spaghetti. Baby. Oh, I see that's right, that's true.

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Speaker 1: A week later, I'm back in state at our house, like, wow,

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Speaker 1: that was crazy. I said, well, it's all right. The

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Speaker 1: brother's help for that Saturday. You know what's you know

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Speaker 2: I think I'm seeing what's being put down. You be

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Speaker 2: picking up what's being putting down here, I think, I

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no way, there's no way. But sure

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Speaker 2: Yep, that's what I was thinking.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a little quick, don't you think. Nope, not

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Speaker 2: Well, there's no such thing as rushing when it's true love. See, duh,

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Speaker 2: they've loved me, hurry love.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, they've loved each other since high school and

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Speaker 1: never stopped, including the twenty Look, yeah he was married

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Speaker 2: They heard it? Right? Yeah, it's like, no, it's not

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Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna talk about I'm gonna I'm gonna let

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Speaker 2: Well, that's funny that you said bad because I was

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Speaker 3: Nope, I'm gonna stop you there to see it was

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Speaker 2: Was gonna let it go, and then you teat it

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Speaker 1: He asked me, can I go to his wedding? That's Saturday?

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Speaker 1: Wait, sure enough, I get a call from him saying

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Speaker 2: That's Saturday?

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Speaker 1: He has always done everything last minute, but I thought

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Speaker 2: He says, wait for it. He just started planning it

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Speaker 2: that week. Oh well, you know what are they said?

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Speaker 2: The best laid plans of mice and men, they often

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Speaker 2: you just like cramm before everything. I think what that

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Speaker 2: ruin it. That's true. That's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I took from that. So this wedding

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Speaker 1: completely I completely didn't want to go, and I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: So he tells us to meet him at his hotel

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Speaker 1: how there's no like, there's no rehearsal, dinner, there's like nothing.

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Speaker 1: It's just like, let's all just get together. When it

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Speaker 1: I'm so.

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Speaker 2: You just know what to do.

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Speaker 1: It's in the air. It's a feeling. It's a feeling.

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Speaker 1: I dude, Why would I yeah, why would whatever.

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Speaker 2: We all know why we're here because we're so deeply

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Speaker 2: in love. We've been in love forever, and uh yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna what what we all know? I get a ring,

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Speaker 2: she gets a ring. Everyone goes whoa? And then what

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Speaker 2: do we do?

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Speaker 1: I don't know consummate marriage time, because we haven't done

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what sandwiches DJ? Sandwich DJ for STRAWBI.

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Speaker 2: My lif do something just like crash banged outside really

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Speaker 2: I think it literally en raptured by how terrible this guy.

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Speaker 1: it is. Oh yeah, it's cold. Oh queen frascination, take

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Speaker 1: I was way too deep in the in the giggles. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I didn't hear it.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Michelle Kamar says there is a windstorm warning for all

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Speaker 1: of Santa Manka notice notice, notice, noted, noted any any

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Speaker 2: I just thought it might have been the basketball hoop

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Speaker 1: Do you maybe a power line? Do you think it

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Speaker 2: I guess our power didn't dark, Yeah, getting darker than normal. Weird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well there was two sounds too. That was That

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Speaker 2: fifteen years. Basically, dude, fire and windstorms gotta love it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: It's like two great minds think alike.

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Speaker 1: I love the sky ladies and gentlemen, what are you

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Speaker 2: Much?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get back to the Star. Thanks for hanging

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Speaker 2: So uh uh, I'm like, what the heck?

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Speaker 1: What sandwiches? Like a pickup order from a venor friend vendor?

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Speaker 2: Where? How?

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Speaker 1: Because we both know I still don't have my license. Ope,

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: That's when he proceeds to tell me that he needs

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Speaker 2: Oh my, do you imagine getting the three hundred slider orders?

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Speaker 1: Honey? We got a wedding in an hour, and you.

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Speaker 2: Know, you know, or priority order, priority order. He's gonna

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Speaker 2: for it. He's a tip. Get a better job. He's

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Speaker 1: So I stared at him in disbelief for a couple

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Speaker 2: Like, Okay, what delivery address? I've dealt with this my

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Speaker 1: Funniest part is he procrastinated so long that not even

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Speaker 1: Uber Eats would bring the lighters on time, no free sponsors.

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Speaker 2: I ordered them anyway though.

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Speaker 1: So now it's five ten pm and we are officially

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Speaker 1: He sounds like a baby.

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Speaker 2: He says, he's still running around in a T shirt

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Speaker 2: he's like, can we ordered three for the thing? Slap.

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Speaker 1: We walk into the place and I look around the

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Speaker 2: And they say chivalry is dead, chivalleies on her live. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: chivalry has perished. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So I ignore that and we go to the preserved room. Inside,

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Speaker 1: on it, and guys and my favorite, the pe Stairwaisy

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Speaker 1: stones in the corner where a bunch of uber eats

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Speaker 2: Yes, Saltier on.

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Speaker 1: Sale like expiring today, big like giant stickers on everything.

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Speaker 2: That's my theme. My my wedding is discounted for a

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Speaker 1: Oh brother, So I just stared at that table in disbelief.

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Speaker 1: He didn't even bother to remove them two dollars clearance sticker,

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Speaker 2: Well, he wanted to know everyone to know I'll get

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Speaker 1: You might be saying, maybe he couldn't afford anything else.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's why it was happening. No, No, it's not

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Speaker 2: It's not about the money, spider man, it's about the

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Speaker 2: It's about getting married to my high school girlfriend. Ah,

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Speaker 2: who was not even my girlfriend? Or was that? Did

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Speaker 2: I miss that? Did they? Were they? At any point?

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Speaker 1: Good and op had the break he was salty, he

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Speaker 1: had the broken heart. That's that's all I remember anyways, Also,

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Speaker 1: I don't know uber eats, nobu.

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Speaker 2: Literally do anything. I wouldn't call uber eats, like for

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Speaker 2: God's sake, like John everywhere we go, I don't know, Like, ah,

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Speaker 1: Literally that hates I don't know that. Yes, yes, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Just like it's five. Have somebody call a restaurant and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, done, come on done. Reception easy good, Like, oh

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Speaker 2: you're two dollars food? Yeah, congratulations. Stale bread, it's made

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Speaker 2: out of poison. I always think when like the fast

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Speaker 2: food gets too cheap, I'm like, what's in this? Are

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Speaker 2: you selling me a taco made out of sand?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: God? That some people do? People do?

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Speaker 1: I gotta drink this water, guys, I'm SuDS it up

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Speaker 1: over here. It's well, okay, all right, we're getting back

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Speaker 1: to it one with.

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Speaker 2: It's five.

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Speaker 1: Bride is nowhere to be found. Of course, all the

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Speaker 2: Dad's running around back and forth.

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Speaker 1: Well, bark you got us to make the food tables

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Speaker 2: And I like to imagine he's just barking.

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Speaker 1: He leaves for a bet and then comes back in

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Speaker 2: A surprise, hey, and you can't surprise wedding, somebody? Were

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Speaker 1: He further explains that he had told Alena a fake

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Speaker 2: He tells her that he broke down on.

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Speaker 2: They're not even, They're not even.

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Speaker 3: This isn't the most fun wedding ever, most like, oh

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Speaker 2: Don't know if you has heard that, but I was crazy.

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Speaker 1: Wind just moved the entire house. Basically, Loki thought that

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Speaker 1: we've had it. We were having an earthquake at times

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Speaker 1: when we have natural disasters and we're just here streamingthakes

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Speaker 2: Yeah, New Year's everybody out on that. I was like,

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Speaker 2: turn back. It worked out, it was shaken, it was anyways,

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Speaker 2: we live dangerously. Don't tell certain people anyways. Oh shit,

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Speaker 2: that didn't happen. This is all figment of my imagination entertainment.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, we're so uh. He tells her that he broke

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Speaker 2: don't want to talk. Well.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, as Opie says, the wedding officiate looked around, completely

440
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: appalled by the half assed echo and the surprise wedding.

441
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Speaker 2: The man looks so concerned. I wanted to laugh so bad.

442
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 2: I would be dying. I would be dying. Finally Dad

443
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Speaker 2: comes back in and says the bride.

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Speaker 1: Has a right, surprise, bride, surprise ride, be ready to all.

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Speaker 2: I ordered her in the mail. God. She came in

446
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Speaker 2: as you all.

447
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Speaker 1: As you may well know, I was granted to the

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Speaker 1: title of the DJ, so he tells, so he he'll

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Speaker 1: give me the signal when to play the music. Do

450
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Speaker 1: they even have a set up or if we will

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Speaker 1: find out? She walks in, looks t rest his act.

452
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: But seems like she has predicted this wedding after.

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Speaker 2: All that, and she knew it was gonna happen. She

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Speaker 2: knows no surprise.

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Speaker 1: Hey, she's been in love with him since since high school,

456
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Speaker 1: so she knows him well all through the twenty years

457
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Speaker 1: of marriage. Don't don't let your wife stop you from

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Speaker 1: meeting your disgruntled high school x aka future wife.

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Speaker 2: Okay, exactly, And I've always said that.

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Speaker 1: Now now I'm trying, guys. She walks down the aisle.

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Speaker 1: She walks down the aisle. I'm waiting for the signal

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Speaker 1: to play the music, but it never came. I'm looking

463
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Speaker 1: for no twitch or something, but he completely forgot. When

464
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: I looked up, was already half way up the aisle.

465
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: I was like, oh crap, I just pressed plate. The

466
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 1: room was so small it played for three seconds, and

467
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Speaker 1: she completely walked down the aisle.

468
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Speaker 2: She's like, done, done, done, dude.

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Speaker 1: So now they're holding hands and whatever. My brother gives

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Speaker 1: them the rings. They start their vows.

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Speaker 3: Gone, you're good brother, that.

472
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Speaker 2: So so good. All of a sudden, I get attacked

473
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Speaker 2: from its to guard. The sliders arrived. Oh gosh, perfect timing.

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Speaker 2: So now I'm literally crying. Bro. So now I don't

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Speaker 2: know what to do. Do I give?

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Speaker 1: I give them in the middle of the ceremony.

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Speaker 2: We're actually so funny. It's so real, right because you're

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Speaker 2: DJ Sandwich. Oh God, the sliders are here. Now what

479
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Speaker 2: do I do? Am I more DJ? Or am I

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Speaker 2: more sandwich?

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Speaker 5: Bro?

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Speaker 2: That's the question. I already played the music. It lasted

483
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Speaker 2: for three seconds.

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Speaker 1: So do I just do I get up in the

485
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Speaker 1: middle of the ceremony or just sit here?

486
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Speaker 2: What if she drives off?

487
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: So I'm just sitting there panicking with the sandwiches while

488
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Speaker 1: the witch is confessing her undying love and whatever. It's

489
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: finally over. But when people just start grabbing the monkey

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Speaker 1: and giving on provosed speeches. Even the marriage even the

491
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: marriage efficient gave a speech and said, God, this went.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's just freestyling to the dumb man.

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Speaker 1: I thought this is gonna be horrible, you know, the

494
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Speaker 1: surprise reading it all, but it went pretty well.

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Speaker 2: The poor guy has seen some things low.

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Speaker 1: By the way, if you want to see some things

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Speaker 1: like this story, we have full episodes of these stories

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Speaker 1: on Spotify, Apple Podcast, wherever you listen to podcast. Just

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Speaker 1: go to those apps, Spotify and the rest and search. Okay,

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Speaker 1: story time, It'll pop right up and you get some

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Speaker 1: more good times for full episodes, not just one story.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, oh my brother in Christ.

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Speaker 2: Like this, this is a this is a rare in

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Speaker 2: rare form hot story. Is this one gave me marriage stories?

506
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Speaker 2: You're more annoying, frustrating, and this is like, this is

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Speaker 2: just and Hannah gave us another thirty.

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Speaker 1: With ten cents ten cents over yes and four seconds

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Speaker 1: ago or something twenty seconds.

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Speaker 2: Hh, here we are, here we go. Holy moly. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 2: I would say this is maybe one of the funniest.

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Speaker 2: This is a movie, dude, this is so a movie

513
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Speaker 2: script and op. I'm being dead ass right now.

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Speaker 1: If you would like us to shop this story to

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Speaker 1: certain people who can make things, reach out to us, certain.

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Speaker 2: People who may or may not be able to make

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Speaker 2: certain things happen. We will do we might make eppen. Uh,

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Speaker 2: but have we learned anything? Is there? I think we've

519
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Speaker 2: learned that they're meant for each other at the very least,

520
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 2: because can you imagine showing up to this thing and

521
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: actually getting married? Dude? Yeah, she showed up and she

522
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 2: was like, Oh my god, I knew this was going

523
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Speaker 2: to happen, and I thought it was gonna be like

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Speaker 2: I knew this was gonna happen. No, but it was.

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Speaker 2: I knew this was gonna happen. And I'm so happy.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it was fifty to fifty because she

527
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: came in stressed, but she was like she because she's like, Okay,

528
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Speaker 1: he's either arrested right now or he's throwing a surprise wedding.

529
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Speaker 2: Fifty fifty I gotta bail him out of jail. Or

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Speaker 2: is this the happiest day of my life? Dude? Holy moly. Wow.

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Speaker 1: But so after all of that, Opie says, it's over, Uh,

532
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: and I've zoned out. When I look back up, I

533
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: noticed the whole room is looking at me. Turns out

534
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: I was supposed to play the song again. As they

535
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: walked back down the aisle.

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Speaker 2: But we didn't discuss that. It was in no part

537
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: of our plan, discuss written down or agreed upon. He

538
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 2: has literally no guidance here. My dad just put the

539
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 2: music on, so I don't know.

540
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: I panicked and started playing the party music for the reception.

541
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: I eventually figured it out and just replayed the first

542
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: song for the walkout. Honestly, at that point, just just

543
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: just go with the song she played. This is a mess.

544
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 2: It's like accidentally puts on Boom Boom pal by the

545
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 2: black eyed peas they're walking back down the aisle. Gotta

546
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 2: get dead, Gotta get dead.

547
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: Anyways, I finally get those sandwiches and they were quite tasty. There.

548
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: I sat by myself and drank the can of whiskey

549
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: I smuggled in afterwards.

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00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: Uh, the whiskey was great, gonna resourceful one.

551
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: Right in the end, the cheaters had a half assed,

552
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: completely bombed wedding, and also my dad forgot to submit

553
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: the paperwork to actually legally be married.

554
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: Jesus all that for days.

555
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,239
Speaker 1: What is this wedding. It's not a wedding, I'm not,

556
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: It's a comedy skit.

557
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 2: This is insane.

558
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 3: This is so great like, welcome to our wedding. This

559
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 3: is gonna be an impromp show and I hope you

560
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 3: enjoy it.

561
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: I so want to make this comedy movie now. I am,

562
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: I am, I am dying to do OPI please reach

563
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: out to us. My god, Uh, my mom's mom is

564
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: nosy and looked it up. Oh yeah, uh they forgot

565
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: to actually submit to paperwork to actually legally be married

566
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: and they're not actually married. I don't know if they

567
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: know that, but I do. My mom's mom is nosy.

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00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: It looked as the dad's like, well, like we said

569
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: like I do and everything right, So like, what's the deal?

570
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 2: Or be buried? Like didn't we do it? Isn't that

571
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 2: what happens? Not today?

572
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: Not today? But if you got this far, thanks for reading.

573
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: Love your VIDs? Oh this this is like Oh he's

574
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: like a true blue fan. Wait are they love your VIDs?

575
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: This I believe was submitted to the subreddit. No way,

576
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: this is a direct, This wasn't a this wasn't a repost.

577
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: Itchy judgment. Yeah can you yeah, we're we're investigating it,

578
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: but itchy judgment, like straight up? Uh, where should you

579
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Speaker 1: reach out to us?

580
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 2: Discord Discord message Riley. All right, so.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, maybe not in our in our community, but

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00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: still but still join join, time to join. It's time

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Speaker 1: to I'm I spammed your content for a year during

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Speaker 1: this fiasco.

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Speaker 2: Low and that is wow.

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Speaker 1: The the finito to what a what a beautiful tale

587
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 1: that was? That was I have not laughed that hard

588
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Speaker 1: at a story in a long freaking time.

589
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Speaker 3: And seriously, like everything was like I feel I don't

590
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Speaker 3: feel bad, this is just funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like feels the same way like I

592
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: feel like op feels like how we read it?

593
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, well, I just wasted a Saturday. Yeah,

594
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Speaker 3: there goes my saturday. That's gonna make a funny story.

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Speaker 2: Has a huge potential as like a dramedy.

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Speaker 1: Dude, Just I'm I'm, I'm in love with the story.

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Speaker 1: The story is amazing.

598
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah, I love it.

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00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: That was quite literally unbelievable, unbelievable, unfreaking believable.

600
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 2: And there we have it. There we have it. I

601
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 2: stand that story. Do not improv a wedding. Don't do that.

602
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 2: Not improv your weddings. Do not make the DJ person

603
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 2: and the sandwich person the same thing. Have the sandwiches ready?

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00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 2: Before five hours before at the wedding at least like

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Speaker 2: schedule the deliver if you already have a hotel, make

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Speaker 2: the wedding at that hotel.

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Speaker 1: That's that's too smart. We that's like too brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I'm smart. We can't be too smart. He can't

609
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 2: be too smart. Here. We don't want the plans to

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00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 2: go wrong. Yeah right right? The spontaneous magic, Well, I

611
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 2: know it doesn't sound like it, but that all went

612
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Speaker 2: according to plan.

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, for how bad it could have been,

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Speaker 1: it kind of did come together.

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Speaker 2: It did you know? Even the officient was like he's

616
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Speaker 2: probably had like a flask. He was just slamming it

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Speaker 2: at the end. He had that Mike. He's like, I

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Speaker 2: would think all of us for making this so good,

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Speaker 2: because I really thought this was gonna be trash, but man,

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Speaker 2: it worked. Anyways, Who's wants who has? Who wants this microphone?

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Speaker 2: Who's got a sandwich? Out of sandwich? One of those

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Speaker 2: little sandwiches, but poppy hungie, Poppy hungry.

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Speaker 1: But you know what we I don't have any sandwiches,

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Speaker 1: but I got a whole freaking lot of Dakota don

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Speaker 1: Yes I am as well.

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Speaker 2: Yes, all that time, snacky time. Cora, thanks for the

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Speaker 2: fifty dollars in the tip link to push it closer

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Speaker 2: ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents away from another.

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Speaker 2: And then Hannah dropped the fifty with a little heart

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Speaker 2: with the heart. Hearts Hearts in the chat, Hearts in

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Speaker 2: And as I read that, our door just shook from

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Speaker 2: windows are gonna blow out, dude.

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Speaker 3: Scared oh my god, blast open with the kool aid man.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, um Cora, thank you for the twenty five

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Speaker 2: just be really loud. Wingles Hey Wings in the chat

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00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 2: for Wingles gifting another five Okay, storytime memberships. Let's freaking

656
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 2: go expand the children, the babies, the stream babies. Yes, Hannah.

657
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 2: Oh and look Hannah's putting hearts in the chat for

658
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 2: this awesome stream. Thank you, Hannah, Thanks Hannah, Hannah super

659
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 2: fan Hannah. Let's see.

660
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 3: Uh.

661
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: Natasha Lindsay says Ontario Canada's cold a f LMAO. Love

662
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: your show all right? Well, thanks for tuning in. Natscha

663
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 2: not nat Chia na ya? Is that like Nadia but

664
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 2: likea nota ya? Yeah, Kimberly. Kimberly always says, I thought

665
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: it was funny once I realized what was happening. Uh,

666
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 2: is that about the story. I believe that's about the story. Right, um,

667
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 2: Nicole h says, please keep yourself updated on the fire

668
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 2: danger in your area. Well, okay, I'll do that right now,

669
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 2: I think. Oh and it's Natasha dang. I was right.

670
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: I was right the first time. Uh Natasha, Natsha not Dasha.

671
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 2: Oh uh Uh Dakota Kimberly find says, Dakota got the

672
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 2: stream baby rabies. I do have stream baby rabies. You

673
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 2: are all mine. You will to be lone. You are

674
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 2: all my babies, and you are all mine. And no,

675
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: I'm not just gonna have you. It is mine. You

676
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 2: are mine.

677
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to the bathroom where Hannah's only subscription.

678
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: Oh, Kean's gonna leave me alone with you, ye, leaving

679
00:39:59,040 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 2: me alone.

680
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: But look, yeah, because I'm the father, because there's.

681
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 2: A little there's actually a little key on in here,

682
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 2: and he'll come out and he'll run out and he'll

683
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 2: say we won't be able to hear what he says

684
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 2: because he's so Oh there's some boy. Oh, there's some oh,

685
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 2: some peanuts.

686
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 3: I want some peanuts too. I'm gonna use the restroom.

687
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,320
Speaker 2: I'm a little peanut short and stout. Here's my handle.

688
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 2: Here is when I get all steamed up. It do

689
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 2: be scary out the US. It's like a werewolf. Barmitzvah

690
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 2: out there, dude, because it's spooky scary?

691
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: Is it crazy? Scary?

692
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 2: Spooky were wolves, spooky scary boys becoming men, men becoming wolves?

693
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 2: How are we doing?

694
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: We've reached out party.

695
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'll bite you, Dakota. No, please don't. It's

696
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 2: not the were wolf. Uh oh yeah, I don't tempt them.

697
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 2: Oh no, shots like brother?

698
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: Oh man, did you did you already read those donuts?

699
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, don't spill your cereal. It's granola, thank you.

700
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 2: I have.

701
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: All I've eaten today is soap and granola. That has

702
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: been my diet.

703
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 2: That has been my diet. Oh potatoes and molasses.

704
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: Oh man, you're un locking some core memories with that.

705
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what they are, but you're getting there.

706
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 2: What potatoes and molasses?

707
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: Is that something that that that that tunes familiar?

708
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:49,479
Speaker 2: It's from over the garden wall. M hmm, definitely not seen.

709
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 2: Try me maybe maybe, And that's a rock fact over

710
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:57,919
Speaker 2: the garden wall.

711
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: What's about? Tell me, tell me, tell me over.

712
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 2: The garden wall.

713
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: We can't tell you.

714
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,399
Speaker 3: Actually, you're right, we can't tell you, because that will

715
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 3: be spoiling it.

716
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 2: Oh I met watching it. Kean took my hat. He's

717
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 2: a thief. He is my, he is I, he is him,

718
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 2: he is him.

719
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: AnyWho we gots, I can eat all Dakota munches down.

720
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 2: Boy, I don't think so. I think wind is older.

721
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 2: The wind is winding. The wind is dude.

722
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: My boy deserves some nuts in his mouth. A yellow

723
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: freaking facts. All right, fine, I don't do that.

724
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, double nuts in mouth? Families.

725
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 3: I want to crunch it for a chap, but that's

726
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 3: really messed up.

727
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 2: You want to what for somebody?

728
00:42:59,080 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

729
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 2: No, can somebody attack on type music over us? Like

730
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 2: eating all these peanuts here? I'm I cannot eat in

731
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: front of chops.

732
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: Oh baby, all right, guys, is the next story shorty one?

733
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 1: Let me let me see, let me see you, because

734
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: this one is thirteen ninety six s one.

735
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 2: The other one's what Kimberly? Where?

736
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: Where where is the word that rus? Where's the cream?

737
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: I don't understand? Oh because of nuts?

738
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I get it. Friday we had

739
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 3: a cream stream. Oh we had a cream stream?

740
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, talk about that one. What I wasn't here for

741
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 2: that I walked into the end of it.

742
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was crazy. The next one is a long one.

743
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 2: It's a two K two K. I think I could

744
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,479
Speaker 2: do two K. I did nineteen three.

745
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 3: The third one is sixteen What is it again? Uh?

746
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 3: The third one, the third one in this mega is

747
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 3: sixteen k oh, gotcha?

748
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: Or six and K sixte hundred and what? Uh? I

749
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 2: lost this mega?

750
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: It's thirteen ninety six.

751
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 2: Oh, thirteen ninety six. I'm so sorry.

752
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 1: I was just thirteen ninety Sixcess three.

753
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 2: Fifteen ninety six.

754
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: We can do thirteen ninety sixss three thirteen ninety six

755
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:25,439
Speaker 1: S three.

756
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, Caitlin doesn't like cream, and we were saying Queen

757
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 3: I didn't like queen Queen, Queen clean Queen.

758
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: I see how this got dangerous yo very quickly, Yo,

759
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: what m huh.

760
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:43,319
Speaker 2: Uh?

761
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 3: I read that as one hundred. I didn't see the

762
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 3: tip because there's like a little get go in front

763
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 3: of it.

764
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 2: Was like, wow, oh yeah, we read all the Now

765
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 2: we got a new one.

766
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,799
Speaker 1: Ha ha, I got you. Uh snow half thanks for

767
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: the ten dollars and one cent on the donal link.

768
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:58,720
Speaker 2: Uh.

769
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 1: The wedding story remind me of the Fit Foul. The

770
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: Fit foul of the fit foul. My stepdad and stepmom's

771
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 1: wedding was, oh the crap show. Yeah, with the crap

772
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 1: show fell a fit foe. Uh no, fit fou my

773
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: stepdad of mom's wedding was. I didn't know it was

774
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: happening until I woke up hungover being told to get

775
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: dressed while home on leave. It was so sudden. They

776
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: forgot the twenty dollars for the court fee. Best twenty

777
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: dollars I ever spent to get it over with. That

778
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,760
Speaker 1: is so funny. That is so funny. Snow but drop

779
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: an okay, story time. I love these fun These last

780
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: second wedding stories is like my new favorite genre. I

781
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 1: freaking love it. They're called that was a great story.

782
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: They're called the wedding. No no, no, that's that's when someone

783
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: gets pregnant and then they force you to do a wedding.

784
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: It's a little more planned than that usually, is it.

785
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: I mean, not not like as bad as this, but

786
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: you know, like there's there's like a church and you

787
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: know other stuff.

788
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 2: Yeah so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

789
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: So you want to do S three? Uh yeah yeah,

790
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: S three could be Gucci my Gucci. Oh no, I

791
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: let me pass it. Yeah, it wasn't.

792
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: Let me pressed simberly, fine, says, saw that, Dakota, What

793
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 2: did you see? What? What did you see? Tell us?

794
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 2: Let us know the comments below. I feel like I

795
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 2: was getting real good. I couldn't tell, but I feel

796
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 2: like my shifty eyes were really shifting.

797
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: Oh did your shifty eyes were shifting hard?

798
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 2: Yeah?

799
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish you could have seen it shifting like

800
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 1: Actually it was great. I was proud of you.

801
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 2: The story.

802
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, started to storry. I kicked my my brother. Sorry,

803
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 3: my change, I changed, Yes, I changed our.

804
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,760
Speaker 2: I got my kicked. I kicked my let's see thirteen

805
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 2: ninety six s three?

806
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 3: Yes, maybe hold on, I'm pulling it up hood on

807
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 3: weird minute.

808
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: Kicked my husband. Oh wait a minute, let me change

809
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: how we leave it. Do you want that one or

810
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: do you want the one.

811
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 2: On the front.

812
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: Let's see, I kicked my husband. Ah the title, Yes,

813
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: I have pretty great? Yeah that he leaves a surprise.

814
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's let's let's do the title on the

815
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: read link. Okay, let me fix that.

816
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Let's do it.

817
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna fix that for everything.

818
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, dude, can you're just a couple of nutty

819
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 2: boys in the studio.

820
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 1: I try to catch one. I'm not good like you.

821
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: Dakota can catch you.

822
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 2: That's in the pocket. In the pocket, let's freaking go.

823
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 2: I was aiming for that, and that's that. All right?

824
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 2: All right? One more, No, I'm still I'm short. One

825
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 2: more h a, Oh my god, off the glasses.

826
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, goes do it, John, you have I

827
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 3: have it updated.

828
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 2: You can do it now.

829
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: Heck yeat, Dakota, are you.

830
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 2: Ziggy? I love you forever? Okay, he said, I'm Bill Scarsguard.

831
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 2: All right, you can sleep with that tonight. All right,

832
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 2: we're gonna read this story.

833
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 1: Well, Dakota, chum's down, all right.

834
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 2: I kicked my cousin.

835
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: I kicked my husband out of the labor room, then

836
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: changed our baby's name at the last minute.

837
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 2: Dang, I'm naming him jobs Steve.

838
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: He will be a success, unlike you. I, twenty eight female,

839
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: have been together with my husband, twenty seven male.

840
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 2: For nearly ten years. Wow, look at that.

841
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: We got married at twenty one, had our first son

842
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: a year after, followed by our daughter three years later.

843
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: I built my whole life around my family, put a

844
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: nice in the comments.

845
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 2: Uh.

846
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: By the way, this comes from Illustrious book six thirteen

847
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: on the r slash Okay storytime sept So we've got

848
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: good jobs. He worked full time. I worked from home.

849
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: We had a good home and a great neighborhood, and

850
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: we put our children in good schools, which, hey, listen,

851
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: they were young parents, so like freaking salute to them.

852
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: We also had a successful business on the side. Dude,

853
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: I thought we did everything right. My best friend since

854
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,359
Speaker 1: we were in middle school, lived close by.

855
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 2: We had our.

856
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: Daughters around the same time, and we've had playdates all

857
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: the time. We leaned on each other a lot. I

858
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: gave her all the support when she was going through

859
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 1: issues with her daughter's deadbeat father and got her in

860
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: contact with a good lawyer. I leaned on her when

861
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: I was recovering from my traumatic second birth and the

862
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: depression that followed. We leaned on each other for everything.

863
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: Ten months ago, I found out I was pregnant for

864
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:45,240
Speaker 1: a third time. I was really uneasy about this because

865
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: of my traumatic experience. Because of my traumatic experience the

866
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: second time around. Also, my husband and I both agreed we.

867
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 2: Were done after two children.

868
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: I considered terminating, but my husband insisted we keep it.

869
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 1: I was still uneasy about that pregnancy and borderline miserable

870
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: for the next six months.

871
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 3: Hmmmm.

872
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: I was diagnosed with hypermesis uh gray Dirham grave durham

873
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: grave graviduram grab hypermesis gravidurham gravidarum. Sounds right, hypermesis gravidreum.

874
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: We can double check ourselves there, uh. And was throwing

875
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: up twenty times a day for six months. This poor

876
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 1: woman straight I lost a ton of weight, had to

877
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,760
Speaker 1: start stop working, and was sent to the hospital frequently

878
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: due to severe dehydration. I can imagine. My husband stood

879
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: by me and showered me with attention, for which I

880
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: was so grateful. He cut down on his hours at

881
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,760
Speaker 1: work to look after me at the house and the kids.

882
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: My best friend would come to our home frequently to

883
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: check on me and.

884
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 2: Also help me with the house. Uh.

885
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: When I hit six months, the hypermesis uh uh graviduram

886
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: decreased a lot and I was almost back to my

887
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: normal self.

888
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 2: Okay, so hopefully turning a corner.

889
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 1: It's like morning, I hope. So it's like morning's extreme

890
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: morning's extreme mornings. Yeah, like like all day sickness. It

891
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,240
Speaker 1: seems like constant sickness.

892
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 2: It's yeah.

893
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: One night, after having a movie night with my family,

894
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 1: my husband and I were getting ready for sleep. Uh

895
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: he fell asleep right away while I quickly checked on

896
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 1: the kids before getting into bed. His phone was vibrating

897
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: like crazy. So, out of genuine curiosity, I just uh.

898
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 2: Unlocked his phone. Ooh, took a gander. Took a gander.

899
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 2: We used to do this a lot when we were younger,

900
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 2: so I didn't think too much of it. I was

901
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 2: already sitting in bed looking in each other's phones. Well

902
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 2: you know what else I used to do when I

903
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 2: was younger, poop my pants. I don't do that anymore?

904
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 2: How young? Like fourteen?

905
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,359
Speaker 1: Have we talked about my We haven't. You guys haven't

906
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 1: don't even know about my my potty training whole situation.

907
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 2: Oh is it still going on?

908
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 1: We'll leave that for another bite. But no, clear really

909
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: really left myself out to try on that one.

910
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 2: I just went, we'll talk about.

911
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh boy. But I saw messages from my friend. They

912
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: were frequent spam messages. One of them said please come over,

913
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 1: I need you. Another said I know I shouldn't be

914
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: messing you here, but I miss you and come over

915
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: when she's asleep.

916
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:38,320
Speaker 2: Gross. Hey, shut up, She's so innocent. Yeah, she's so innocent.

917
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: She's the Friend of the Year award right here. I

918
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 1: think I was there in a daze for nearly five minutes.

919
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: I cried a lot, quiet, quietly, and the fatigue and

920
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: the fatigue kind of left me. I scoured his phone

921
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: looking for more. I saw emails and dms from them,

922
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 1: both even using apps like kick to message.

923
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 2: And the picture no pictures.

924
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: But the worst part was finding out my husband left

925
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: me one time in the hospital while my mother with

926
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: my mother while he went back home where my kids

927
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: were being babysat by my friend and got intimate in

928
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: our bedroom with our kids in the house.

929
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 5: Ah number fifteen.

930
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 2: Then bring him back and do it again, Do it again,

931
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 2: do it again.

932
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 1: Go spaghetti him no dust ree, spaghetti dust pigs, James Kanda,

933
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: destroy him, destroy him, destroy, destroy, destroy, destroy all seven

934
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: levels of hell.

935
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 2: What a terrible person.

936
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: I kicked him out the following morning after confronting him,

937
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: and filed for separation some time later. For the next

938
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: two months, he had been begging for forgiveness, then complaining

939
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: and insulting me, that I'm not letting him see it kids,

940
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: or that I'm stopping him from going with me to

941
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: doctor's appointments, which I had been Uh, He's like, uh,

942
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,439
Speaker 1: she's complaining about this stuff, which I did got him.

943
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 2: We had a planned months earlier about who was.

944
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,479
Speaker 1: Going to be in the labor room. It was going

945
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 1: to be my mother and husband. He called me when

946
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 1: I was at thirty five weeks, questioning the labor situation.

947
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: At this point, he had moved in with He had

948
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: moved in with my and my ex friend's house shortly

949
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: before this call. Whoas and I was moving in with

950
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,399
Speaker 1: that chick?

951
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, who calls to inquire about the labor situation?

952
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 2: Like is he being like, are you really in labor?

953
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 2: Are you sure?

954
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: Well no, I don't think she's in labor yet. I

955
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: think he's trying to figure I think he's trying to

956
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 1: figure out, Hey, the clock is ticking, what is the plan?

957
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 2: Well? I got mixed up. I got mixed up. I

958
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 2: got mixed up because that the last thing was in

959
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 2: the past. Now this is in the present. Hey I

960
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 2: mixed you. Yes, I mixed your right back, brother. Yeah,

961
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 2: you mixed me right back. Oh god? So uh yeah,

962
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 2: you heard that. You heard that.

963
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: It's what it is, what it is. You can get

964
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 1: mixed up in it too if you want. I'm mixed

965
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: up into way too many things you don't want to

966
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 1: be in that. Oh, new character, new character, truly different.

967
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm looking at a different person right now.

968
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm a man of many vibes, so many vibes.

969
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 2: It's beautiful to see, so.

970
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: Obi says uh. I said no. I said no to

971
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: him being in the labor room, and he got very angry.

972
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: Lots of my in laws and family members told me

973
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: to put our differences aside for the baby.

974
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 2: I still said no.

975
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 1: I gave birth to my son with my mother and

976
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: sister president and didn't feel any regret about my choice.

977
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: After my second traumatic birth, I just wanted to be

978
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: sure this one was as stable as possible, which it was.

979
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 1: We were going to name our child after his father,

980
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 1: who passed away. I went a lot long with it

981
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,800
Speaker 1: to make him happy, but changed my mind and picked

982
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 1: a name I had always.

983
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 2: Loved since childhood.

984
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 1: This aggravated him even more. Am I the a hole

985
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 1: because I'm being guilt tripped by many people right now?

986
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: All I want is for everyone to leave me alone

987
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 1: and for me.

988
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 2: To just be with my kids. Let's talk about it.

989
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: We got some meat. We got some meat to chew

990
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 1: on here. We got some meat to chew on here.

991
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: First question for you, dear Dakota. Is it okay that

992
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: she didn't have him in the delivering room.

993
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he's not pushing a life form out of

994
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 2: his body. Yes, he doesn't get to decide who's in

995
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 2: the room. She already had the traumatic experience. He pressured

996
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 2: her into it.

997
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 1: He cheated like the worst way freaking possibly imaginable.

998
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. At that, at that point, you lose all rights

999
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 2: to all of that stuff. Yeah, it's like, oh well

1000
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 2: if now you suld be m hm. You seem all

1001
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 2: invested in being in the delivery room now, very unlike

1002
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,760
Speaker 2: when you skipped out on being in the delivery room

1003
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 2: to go bang somebody in our bedroom while our kids

1004
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 2: were best friend Yeah, my best friend who happens to

1005
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 2: be my best friend. Honey, I just fell in there.

1006
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 2: I swear, I'm.

1007
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 1: Just whoa.

1008
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 2: Loops, I'm the listening idea boy no boy zah. All

1009
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 2: my clothes fell off and I was naked in bed

1010
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 2: with another woman.

1011
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: Bro, I need to see that in like an AI video.

1012
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, guy that's like, you know what, his clothes

1013
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: just like turn into skin and just like fly away.

1014
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 2: Whoa, yes, I need to see this.

1015
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no buying?

1016
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 2: No buy? Oh god? Okay, So where where is I even? Oh? Yeah?

1017
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 1: And then so the second question, and this one is

1018
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,760
Speaker 1: the one with the meat to chew on? Is she

1019
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 1: the a hole for changing the name?

1020
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 2: Last second? Also no, because of the context that we've

1021
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 2: already established. Yeah, it's like that is like maybe more

1022
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 2: of a thing that I guess you could be like, ooh,

1023
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 2: don't we agreed. It's like, well, I don't care what

1024
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 2: I agreed with you because you suck. Yeah.

1025
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: You It's like you broke here we go, right, So

1026
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: we had kind of a contract. Let's say we had

1027
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: like a verbal contract we're gonna name this baby this

1028
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: we've decided on together.

1029
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 2: We also had a marriage contract, indeed, and you broke that.

1030
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 1: So if you're gonna break this marriage contract, I am

1031
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: entitled to break this contract, which again on another decision.

1032
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: You you pressured me to have the baby, you pressured

1033
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 1: me to name the baby this.

1034
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 2: Ah, I am going to stop.

1035
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get away from all these things you pressure

1036
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: me into and do this.

1037
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 2: It just feels so absurd for him to be that upset.

1038
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 2: It's like, it's like the equivalent of like, I don't know.

1039
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 2: It's like if you like worked like a normal job,

1040
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 2: like at somewhere like like a home depot, and they

1041
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 2: fired you because you're like taking money out of the register,

1042
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 2: and then you get hired at another place and they

1043
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 2: hire you on They're like, all right, well we know

1044
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 2: what happened before, we're gonna take a chance on you.

1045
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 2: And they go, all right, can let me? Can I

1046
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 2: work the register? It's like, no, you, no, you can't.

1047
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 2: You don't like it, but you stole, You're bad. I

1048
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 2: don't know. It's bottom line is that she's not in

1049
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 2: a hole for any of this. It's it's all it's

1050
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 2: all informed by his previous behaviors.

1051
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 1: I agree, And I think if he's explained it like that,

1052
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 1: like you broke our marriage contract, I broke the contract

1053
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: before we're gonname this kid?

1054
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 2: Yes and again and again too.

1055
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: I feel like the the fact that he pressured her

1056
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: into having the baby and the name are both also

1057
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: so critically important there. Yes too, she was like acquiescing

1058
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: you know to keep the peace, as they so often

1059
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 1: say in the stories. But we haven't editgy. We're halfway through,

1060
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: and it's just wanted to add that I do let

1061
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: him see the kids. That would be crazy if I didn't.

1062
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: The children love their dad. I just have certain boundaries

1063
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: now that we aren't together, and he doesn't respect them.

1064
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: He gets angry and says things that are categorically not true.

1065
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 1: He got to meet our newborn son hours after I

1066
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: gave birth, and we have an update. Let's dive right in,

1067
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 1: so I'm going back after nearly a whole year. I

1068
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 1: completely forgot about this post because I've been so wrapped

1069
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 1: up in other things. For anyone who doesn't want to

1070
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: read the whole post, here's a summary. My husband had

1071
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 1: been cheating on me with my best friend while I

1072
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: was pregnant. I was close to giving birth and decided

1073
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: not to have my then husband in the labor room.

1074
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: I also chose a name for the baby that he

1075
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: didn't agree with. Like I said, it's basically been a

1076
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 1: whole year. My baby turned one today, and after celebrating

1077
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 1: his birthday and Christmas with my kids, it finally hit

1078
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: me that this is my new reality. First of all,

1079
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 1: my ex my ex husband, ex husband and I finally

1080
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: went through the divorce proceedings. I had been holding it

1081
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 1: off during my pregnancy in early postpartum period to avoid

1082
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 1: added stress and to carefully plan for my children's stuff,

1083
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 1: because I can imagine like health insurance, and there's probably

1084
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: a ton of like family taxes, Like there's probably a

1085
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 1: bunch of complicated families.

1086
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 2: Can you imagine all of the other technical jargon surrounding.

1087
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 6: Oh oh no, there's no jaw.

1088
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 2: There was no jaw in that shot. I got out mogged.

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01:01:54,800 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 2: There's nothing there. I was flat and and then back

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01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 2: to back. And an anonymous donate? Is that? So there's

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01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 2: been an anonymous like A. I think if somebody donates

1092
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 2: and doesn't write a name, it just puts in anonymous.

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01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, But we have a second donation of

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01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty dollars from anonymous, one hundred and

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01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:29,280
Speaker 2: twenty from Hannah, both of them quiet as a church mouse.

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Speaker 1: A.

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01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna add that thirty minutes. We're gonna have that.

1098
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 2: I'm converted. Well, mice are cute. People like mice, right,

1099
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 2: people like mice and rat So I had a friend

1100
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 2: who had I thought rats were gross until my friend

1101
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 2: had a pet rat, and I was like, oh, rats

1102
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 2: are sick. Rats are cool? By your friend hates rats,

1103
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 2: but you also go to New York City. Well it's

1104
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 2: like those rats are not cool, but like domesticated rats sick.

1105
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're very smart. Yeah that's fair. I could

1106
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 1: take they got vibes. Mice are cute.

1107
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 2: I did not f bomb.

1108
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:09,439
Speaker 1: Anyways, guys, that's that's more time.

1109
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 2: That's more time on the mother freaking board.

1110
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 1: Thanks to hand Anonymous, Hannah Sue, Empire, Coyote, and everyone

1111
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: else who's donated. Indeed, we're gonna officially read out everything

1112
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: after the story, which we're almost done with, but we're

1113
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 1: gonna get back to it. Indeed, Yeah, so, Shooby dooby

1114
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 1: do I awarded primary a physical custody of I was

1115
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 1: awarded primary physical custody of our children.

1116
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 2: That is big.

1117
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,920
Speaker 1: Their dad visits once a week, and the two older kids,

1118
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 1: seven and four, spend every other weekend with him. My

1119
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 1: youngest will start doing the same in a couple of months,

1120
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: which makes me nervous. He's especially clinging with me, and

1121
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,640
Speaker 1: all my kids are. But my youngest has really only

1122
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:57,040
Speaker 1: known me as the most present parent. Yeah, it's like

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01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: it's a literally a newborn baby, basically key going to

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01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: a stranger.

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01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, to like nire for you. Yeah, that's a little worrying.

1126
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 1: One of the main stipulations in our custody agreement is

1127
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: that my ex's affair partner is prohibited from seeing the kids.

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01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 2: Let's go.

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01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 1: My poor kids have been confused enough by their parents'

1130
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: sudden split, and I didn't want them even more confused

1131
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: by seeing their aunt who's supposed to be mommy's best

1132
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 1: friend with their dad, right because they because they knew

1133
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 1: her from before. It's like, oh, it's Auntie Auntie Sarah,

1134
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: but Auntie Sarah is really now trying to be mommy

1135
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 1: and this is all messed up.

1136
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 2: That's that's messy. It was deemed emotionally detrimental in court. Nice,

1137
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:43,919
Speaker 2: so we got. We got. It's in the law.

1138
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 1: As for the baby's name, he's been so bitter about it.

1139
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 1: I think he's still mad about it. His side has

1140
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: been trying to convince me to change the name to

1141
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 1: something we'd both like, especially after the divorce was finalized.

1142
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 1: But it's been a year now and the baby quite

1143
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 1: literally answers by the name I gave him. Guys, the

1144
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 1: wind is going crazy.

1145
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 2: This this door sounds like it's going to break.

1146
01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 1: We have a chair on it, right, No, yeah, we

1147
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 1: do with the white one. No, that's a little bit

1148
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: on there, No little wrong door.

1149
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 2: Well yeah, okay, I have to say yes because it's

1150
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,920
Speaker 2: that that door. But that door is like dead bolted

1151
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 2: into the ground. Then this door is not. Why does

1152
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,920
Speaker 2: my head looking bold? Don't worry, guys. You guys are

1153
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 2: far away from the glass and the doors.

1154
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 1: I'm here to protect you.

1155
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 2: You're here to be shield key d.

1156
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:40,479
Speaker 1: I'm here for my cake and meat. Oh god, dude,

1157
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 1: that cake will protect all of us.

1158
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make I'm trying to give myself mad

1159
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 2: scientist hair. You're doing a great job. I'm almost there.

1160
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 1: We go so uh. He was also unhappy with the

1161
01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 1: child support payments among other payments, and asked for some revisions.

1162
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 2: One main thing he asked to change was.

1163
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:00,080
Speaker 1: The cost of our skids are a cost of our

1164
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 1: kid's school tuition. He pays for the tuition, which he

1165
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 1: felt was too much and too harsh, but the court

1166
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:10,000
Speaker 1: stuck with the original payments. As for my ex husband

1167
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,520
Speaker 1: and ex best friend, they continue dating. I found out

1168
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:16,320
Speaker 1: they had started seeing each other a month into my

1169
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 1: third pregnancy. God, they had actually slept together during my

1170
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 1: second pregnancy, but didn't pursue a relationship then because, as

1171
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:27,200
Speaker 1: they put it, they weren't ready to ruin things and

1172
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:34,320
Speaker 1: didn't want to hurt anybody. Wow, spans pregnancies, dude, it

1173
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: takes an a hole to sleep with sleep around on

1174
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 1: his pregnant wife, but to sleep on his pregnant wife

1175
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: over over the span of two babies.

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01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 2: And then the apps special disconnection. You have to have

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01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 2: to be like, we didn't want to hurt anybody. We

1178
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 2: just didn't don't want to hurt anybody. My heart is

1179
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 2: so bad, I don't you. No, Yeah, that doesn't make

1180
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 2: any sense, buddy, No, no, no no.

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01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 1: My exercide has been very supportive of their relationship, oh

1182
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,680
Speaker 1: my god, even inviting her to holiday gatherings like Thanksgiving

1183
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 1: or family holidays. Because of this, my kids don't go

1184
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 1: very often to those events.

1185
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1186
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: After this whole fiasco, I'm coming to the realization that

1187
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:20,439
Speaker 1: perhaps my ex acide never really liked me all that much.

1188
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 1: But that's okay, low key, tragically bullet dodged. I think,

1189
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 1: but yeah, we'll dissect that in a second. I eventually

1190
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: spoke with my ex best friend to ask why they

1191
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 1: did it, A great question. She claimed that they were

1192
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,480
Speaker 1: just friends but grew close while she was dealing with

1193
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 1: While she was dealing with issues with her deadbeat ex boyfriend,

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01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 1: best friend is totally like, oh, I'm over here. You know,

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01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: my my baby daddy's a deadbeat, and da da dah.

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01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,520
Speaker 2: It's like and then he comes in and she's like wow,

1197
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 2: like he's such a great father, and.

1198
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 1: Like, oh, he like is such a good husband, you know,

1199
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: like maybe maybe.

1200
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:00,560
Speaker 2: Maybe I can turn him into my next dead beat.

1201
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 2: There we go.

1202
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 1: Both of them insisted that my ex husband just wanted

1203
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:11,439
Speaker 1: to protect her while supposedly which supposedly turned into love.

1204
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 1: Hearing this hurt me a lot, but at the same time,

1205
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 1: I felt relieved to know the truth. When I sat

1206
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: with this information for a while, it stopped hurting. It

1207
01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 1: made me realize that I didn't still love my ex

1208
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 1: husband and could finally let go of him and their betrayal.

1209
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:33,240
Speaker 2: They broke up a week ago. Oh that's pretty fresh,

1210
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:38,799
Speaker 2: hot off the presses, hot and steamy. Wow.

1211
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,840
Speaker 1: Right at the end of the story, apparently it's just

1212
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 1: a break, although.

1213
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:47,679
Speaker 2: Who knows is it just a break? We're not sure.

1214
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 1: But one thing I know for sure is you could

1215
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 1: hear the answer to that and full episodes with stories

1216
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:58,040
Speaker 1: just like this on Spotify, Apple Podcast, any podcast that

1217
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 1: be used. If you just go Bodify in those apps

1218
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: and search Okay, story time, just type it in.

1219
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,760
Speaker 2: That's all you gotta do. That's all take.

1220
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 1: The apps will do the rest of the work for it.

1221
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:12,640
Speaker 1: It will present about nineteen hundred episodes to you for

1222
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:17,599
Speaker 1: your listening pleasure, like work, light work, like our amount

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01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:18,440
Speaker 1: of episodes.

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Speaker 7: I'm overwhelmed because Dakota ke ke on, Dakota John, what

1225
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:31,680
Speaker 7: do we do here?

1226
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:40,439
Speaker 2: What do we do I have? I've got to be honest.

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01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:45,920
Speaker 2: Talk to me, please please, I have no idea what

1228
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:54,519
Speaker 2: to say. Okay, so here's a question.

1229
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 1: Are we bad for having a a light, little low

1230
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 1: key celebration just in our in our own hearts.

1231
01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:03,880
Speaker 2: We're not, we're not taking any petty revenge, but we're

1232
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:07,680
Speaker 2: just kind of like, no, yeah, yeah, it's fine. We're humans.

1233
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 2: We're human being. You're allowed to be like, you're allowed

1234
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 2: to feel things. Yeah, this guy made you feel a

1235
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:19,120
Speaker 2: lot of bad stuff. So it's like it makes perfect

1236
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 2: sense that on the other side of that, you'd be like, yes,

1237
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:23,000
Speaker 2: his life sucks.

1238
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:26,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think like, you know, Bro lost them how

1239
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:32,920
Speaker 1: he got him basically, and you know what, Op, he's

1240
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 1: going on a new, new, new direction with her life.

1241
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:38,240
Speaker 1: She's she's over it as far as we can see. Hopefully,

1242
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,080
Speaker 1: it's not like, oh now I'll see you know, maybe

1243
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:41,679
Speaker 1: he's changed.

1244
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,760
Speaker 2: I don't think that's where we're headed. That better not

1245
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 2: be where we're head. It better not be.

1246
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: But I think that Ope, he's going in a great direction.

1247
01:10:48,479 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 1: And then freakin' ex husband just fumbled the freaking bag.

1248
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 2: Bro.

1249
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:56,839
Speaker 1: He had his queen, the mother of his three children,

1250
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,320
Speaker 1: and he fumbled the freaking bag.

1251
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,840
Speaker 2: Remember how initially.

1252
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,160
Speaker 1: When she found out the cheating, he was like, oh, no,

1253
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,719
Speaker 1: you know, I love you so much and I'll do anything.

1254
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,320
Speaker 1: And then just like immediately one month later with yes

1255
01:11:08,479 --> 01:11:09,720
Speaker 1: with the girl like.

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01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 2: Oops, oh sorry, no, I didn't think you meant that.

1257
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:17,160
Speaker 2: I mean I do anything except change. Yeah, Sorry, we

1258
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:20,439
Speaker 2: must have got confused there. Yeah, I do anything to

1259
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:24,040
Speaker 2: stay with you as long as I stay the same, yeah.

1260
01:11:23,439 --> 01:11:26,760
Speaker 1: And as long as that anything just involves me, like

1261
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: like like not doing anything.

1262
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 2: Then I mean not doing anything except other people.

1263
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:35,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to do that, like your best friend,

1264
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,120
Speaker 1: Like like I want to do that. But then like

1265
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,000
Speaker 1: we'll stay together because I love you. I love you

1266
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 1: best because because yeah, like that's that's what it is.

1267
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:52,000
Speaker 2: It is what it is. There's no step step step points.

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01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:54,200
Speaker 1: We don't do that. We don't freaking do that.

1269
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 2: Points, we don't freaking way out.

1270
01:11:59,439 --> 01:12:03,559
Speaker 1: We did not lip and fall and land in the

1271
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:06,880
Speaker 1: wrong place, if you catch my draft. But we're gonna

1272
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:09,360
Speaker 1: finish the story. Although my kids go to their dad's

1273
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 1: house every other weekend, it has also helped a lot

1274
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:14,599
Speaker 1: with making time for myself. Obviously, I'm figuring out who

1275
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:17,240
Speaker 1: I who I am without being a wife or mom

1276
01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:20,799
Speaker 1: all the time. Reminder, Op, he's like twenty seven, twenty

1277
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:23,439
Speaker 1: eight years old. It's like us.

1278
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:26,960
Speaker 3: Yes, maybe not him, not him, but like us.

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01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,559
Speaker 2: No, that's us. No, I'm twenty three. I've been lying

1280
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 2: this whole time.

1281
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you, bro. He had too late, ready, too late,

1282
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,920
Speaker 1: though too late? Fine, wait wait wait he got he

1283
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:39,160
Speaker 1: got it.

1284
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 2: You can do it, you can do it.

1285
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:45,800
Speaker 1: Boom, I'm that and then this bay, I'm the better

1286
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 1: version of that.

1287
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 2: It's over. It's over. I've got fringe, he's got swoop

1288
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:55,280
Speaker 2: jatty yeatty. That's so, that's don't even talk to me

1289
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:58,320
Speaker 2: with that two thousand and nine. Get that swoop out

1290
01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,439
Speaker 2: of my face, out of here.

1291
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,080
Speaker 1: Get out of here. But we're gonna get back.

1292
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:06,639
Speaker 2: To this story. I am ageless, he says.

1293
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:10,000
Speaker 1: Obviously, I figure out who I am without I'm figuring

1294
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,920
Speaker 1: out who I am without being awaiye or mom all

1295
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,000
Speaker 1: the time. In many ways, I find what happened to

1296
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:16,799
Speaker 1: be a true blessing, which is why I'm no longer angry.

1297
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 1: As for me, I've been seeing someone. It hasn't been

1298
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,840
Speaker 1: very long, but we get along great. Initially, my ex

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Speaker 1: husband made the whole situation difficult. He didn't want me

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Speaker 1: to have any man, specifically around the kids at it.

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01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:31,720
Speaker 1: I don't know how to update posts, so my apologies.

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01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:34,479
Speaker 1: If it's wrong, it wasn't and that's it.

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01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:39,599
Speaker 2: There you go, and that is thank god. It wasn't

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01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:42,519
Speaker 2: like a and we am acting other dude. That would

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01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:45,599
Speaker 2: have been the worst. It would have been very bad.

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01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 2: That would have been horrendous, very very bad. But that's

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01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:52,800
Speaker 2: not what happened. Nope, and I'm sorry, guys. I got distracted,

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01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:54,519
Speaker 2: which is why I was like, I don't know what

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01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,240
Speaker 2: to say. Is because I saw Nick in the chat

1310
01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:59,120
Speaker 2: was like he said, Yo, the fire is actually getting

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01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:02,120
Speaker 2: pretty bad. Yeah, And I was like, my friends are evacuating.

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01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 2: I was like, are we in a fire zone? Probably

1313
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 2: not deep in We are, okay, but we are far

1314
01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:09,519
Speaker 2: away from the mountains.

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Speaker 3: A lot of my friends who grew up in the

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01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:15,400
Speaker 3: area that are that's near the fire are evacuating. It

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01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 3: sucks like they're blowing up my phone right now.

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01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:21,240
Speaker 2: It says that the fire is currently burning through five

1319
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 2: football fields every minute. That's really really not good.

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01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:33,719
Speaker 3: That's yeah, dude, it's actually really bad. I'm like, I'm

1321
01:14:33,920 --> 01:14:36,360
Speaker 3: I'm guarantee, I guarantee you. Some of my friends are

1322
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:41,479
Speaker 3: losing their houses to night es yikes, which I like,

1323
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:42,680
Speaker 3: I reached out to them, but like.

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01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:45,960
Speaker 2: I hope they have fire insurance. I would I would

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01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,680
Speaker 2: assume that they do. Living. I mean, if you live

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01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 2: in the mountains in California, you gotta have.

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01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 1: Fires, hopefully hopefully. That's like a like a do they

1328
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:56,080
Speaker 1: have like recent recent uh like recent homes you like

1329
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,240
Speaker 1: a requirement or something.

1330
01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:02,799
Speaker 2: I hope I freaking pray, don't know, but really quickly

1331
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,880
Speaker 2: outside of all this, let's we got a shout out.

1332
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 2: Grandma's got a potty mouth. Yes, she was the one

1333
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:13,200
Speaker 2: donated that. She was the one that dropped that in there,

1334
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,920
Speaker 2: just as a and she said, uh, it was me.

1335
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:20,120
Speaker 2: I was trying fast ta get it in there. And

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01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:20,479
Speaker 2: you did.

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01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,760
Speaker 1: You know what, Grandma doesn't just have a have a

1338
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 1: potty mouth. Grandma's got a big freaking heart, huge heart,

1339
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:33,680
Speaker 1: you know, like the greatest and you know what, an

1340
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:37,439
Speaker 1: amazing soul. Yeah, it's an amazing soul, Dakota. You know,

1341
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,360
Speaker 1: Grammy's got it all.

1342
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 2: Yep, Grandma's got it all if you really think about it.

1343
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:47,160
Speaker 2: And we're so grateful. We're grateful. I am grateful for

1344
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:49,599
Speaker 2: this entire for all this right, for all of you,

1345
01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 2: for you, for him, for this, for this jacket, right

1346
01:15:55,640 --> 01:16:01,360
Speaker 2: my hat, for that, for just being justin Pebbes, which

1347
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,400
Speaker 2: was some pretty big flex back in the day. Just kidding,

1348
01:16:04,439 --> 01:16:06,000
Speaker 2: it was the opposite of that. If you look like

1349
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,160
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber, everyone made fun of you so.

1350
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:13,439
Speaker 3: Uh hi really secretly, well, the girls loved you, No,

1351
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:15,800
Speaker 3: the girls, the guys, the guys wanted to be you.

1352
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,800
Speaker 3: They just secretly were like trashing on you.

1353
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:20,559
Speaker 2: The girls I was. I looked too. I didn't have

1354
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:24,200
Speaker 2: the singing talent to back up that the fact. Look,

1355
01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:27,360
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber looks like every other gas station attendant in

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01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:31,400
Speaker 2: the South. Let's be honest. What in the south was

1357
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:34,800
Speaker 2: too specific? I just met south of Canada. Let's like that.

1358
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:37,040
Speaker 1: Listen, now you're fighting every.

1359
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:40,720
Speaker 2: Single like it just like a gas station tendant that

1360
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:43,559
Speaker 2: smokes a pack of Day and he's got the little

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01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,759
Speaker 2: fuzz right there there are picture find one.

1362
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:49,680
Speaker 1: If I could fight, okay, like like uh twenty fourteen,

1363
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 1: twenty twelve to twenty fourteen, you know where we had

1364
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,000
Speaker 1: like a little like when when he switched from the swoop.

1365
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:59,120
Speaker 2: To the to the pushback. That was a vibe. He

1366
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 2: was looking good. But like you can go find it first,

1367
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:05,920
Speaker 2: look him up, look up Justin Bieber gas station and

1368
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:09,200
Speaker 2: I bet we'll find it. Why are you doing? Do it? Okay?

1369
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:16,280
Speaker 2: In the meantime, do we have any do we do? Uh?

1370
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:22,880
Speaker 2: Texas fan fan? Will yo girl? Wait? This guy just

1371
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,800
Speaker 2: looks like this fan with your girl twenty five bucks.

1372
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:29,120
Speaker 2: Thanks for the twenty five bucks in the donation in

1373
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:32,639
Speaker 2: the tip link where YouTube does not take thirty percent.

1374
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:33,360
Speaker 1: That's right.

1375
01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:39,000
Speaker 2: Keon Oh and Crystal Beans, thanks for the five bucks.

1376
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 2: Keep the stream going that it has, it has kept

1377
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:48,719
Speaker 2: on going. And uh, epy, I don't want the swoop.

1378
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:53,920
Speaker 2: I don't need the swoop. Epy don't need it. Sue

1379
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:57,000
Speaker 2: Empire Coyote, thanks for the five bucks. You guys made

1380
01:17:57,040 --> 01:18:00,760
Speaker 2: my night better. Thanks well, Thank you Sue Empire Coyote

1381
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:05,240
Speaker 2: and Texas Fan we old Girl thanks for the ten bucks.

1382
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:10,760
Speaker 2: Also in the tip link and we are caught up there.

1383
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:16,400
Speaker 2: Miriam Langdon, thanks for the five dollars and sixty nine cents.

1384
01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:20,839
Speaker 2: The funniest number. Cheaters should have no rights. I wouldn't

1385
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,719
Speaker 2: even give the kid his last name. We need more time,

1386
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:28,479
Speaker 2: fair enough, you hit both subjects right there. We eat

1387
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:34,880
Speaker 2: more time, doublevy. Crystal Beans, thanks for the five bucks.

1388
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:38,639
Speaker 2: Please be safe out there everyone from Crystal Beans Crystal Beans,

1389
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:42,560
Speaker 2: which is us all to be safe? Which will I

1390
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:44,920
Speaker 2: agree that we will do that. I gotta say that

1391
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:46,920
Speaker 2: now that the sun has gone down, the fire is

1392
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:50,320
Speaker 2: scarier in my head. Does that make any sense? That

1393
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:52,400
Speaker 2: makes a whole lot of sense. Like in the day,

1394
01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:54,880
Speaker 2: I could like see the smoke plume like way over there,

1395
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,000
Speaker 2: and it's like it was enormous and kind of freaky,

1396
01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:00,280
Speaker 2: but like now that it's dark, I'm like, is the

1397
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:04,320
Speaker 2: fire right behind me? Yeah? Is the fire around the corner?

1398
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 2: It's true, I feel I feel es Yeah. Anyway, that

1399
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:11,679
Speaker 2: is the wrong picture.

1400
01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,080
Speaker 1: You said you just gave me.

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01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:16,680
Speaker 2: You gave me one person and one place. Is that

1402
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:18,800
Speaker 2: that that's what popped up when you said Justin Bieber

1403
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:21,760
Speaker 2: gas station? Yeah, gas station attendant put a tendant at

1404
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,479
Speaker 2: the end of it. And see what pops up? Oh,

1405
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:28,800
Speaker 2: I know exactly what picture it is, and for all

1406
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:32,719
Speaker 2: of our listeners, I have, so I'm sorry, but we're

1407
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:34,880
Speaker 2: trying to find the picture of Justin Bieber that makes

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01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:39,320
Speaker 2: him look like a gas station attendant, like every gas

1409
01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:43,040
Speaker 2: station attend, like an amalgamation of every gas station attendant

1410
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:46,720
Speaker 2: put into one person, like overlay it on top of

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01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:52,519
Speaker 2: each other. Did you did you get it? Yes? There

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01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,920
Speaker 2: it is. There it is. You can literally drive your

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01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:58,920
Speaker 2: local gas station and find three of three people that

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01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:04,559
Speaker 2: look like this. Yes, he does look pretty good, though,

1415
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:09,080
Speaker 2: I will say he looks good in a normal way.

1416
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:12,240
Speaker 2: He's not like, who's a guy who looks good in

1417
01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:18,360
Speaker 2: an abnormal way? Kyla ren Rob Lowe is a great example.

1418
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,320
Speaker 2: What do you mean, Pedro Pascal is a great example

1419
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:23,920
Speaker 2: of a guy. He looks good, but he's.

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01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:27,920
Speaker 1: He's got a specifically unique Yeah. Yeah, it's unique. Yeah,

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01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:31,439
Speaker 1: he has a specific like good looking look to him. Yeah, big,

1422
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:33,080
Speaker 1: big square jaw.

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01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:37,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like even like somebody like Alex who is

1424
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:40,639
Speaker 2: like I feel like he's good looking in a very

1425
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:47,839
Speaker 2: classical way, like Alex Who's he's got like Grecian features

1426
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:49,600
Speaker 2: or is that the right way to say it? I

1427
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,559
Speaker 2: think so. It's like that he's got like this, he's

1428
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:54,479
Speaker 2: got sharp feet. He looks like a bust a marble,

1429
01:20:54,560 --> 01:21:00,880
Speaker 2: a marble bustle looks like a bust. Oh God, we

1430
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:03,640
Speaker 2: love you, Alex, even though you do, even though you've

1431
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:08,840
Speaker 2: gotten us all sick multiple times. Oh wait, Amanda kay

1432
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:10,679
Speaker 2: Love says Rob low is normal hot.

1433
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:13,000
Speaker 1: Yeah he's not. Yeah, he was like a heart Throb.

1434
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,440
Speaker 2: I don't know, but like or the guy the guy

1435
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:20,639
Speaker 2: thinking of older Rob, the guy who played uh Nate

1436
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:23,240
Speaker 2: Archibald and Gossip Girl and was the guy in uh

1437
01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:28,480
Speaker 2: and uh, what's the Oh he was you wait, that's

1438
01:21:28,479 --> 01:21:32,680
Speaker 2: a different guy, the wrong guy search Nate Archibald and

1439
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:38,240
Speaker 2: then he was in the what's the Homelander? Yeah, that's

1440
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:44,320
Speaker 2: that's she's Anthony, Yeah, not Anthony Starr. Yeah. I don't

1441
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:45,000
Speaker 2: know his real name.

1442
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:46,360
Speaker 1: He just looks pretty.

1443
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:49,519
Speaker 2: Let me see to show me who is that guy?

1444
01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:51,680
Speaker 2: What's the guy's name? He's so good, he's a just

1445
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:54,559
Speaker 2: radio actor. He he looks like a real life like, Oh,

1446
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,519
Speaker 2: that's the deep, that's the deep. Yeah, it's deep, bro,

1447
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:01,080
Speaker 2: I didn't know. I was like, what best friend's wife

1448
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:02,000
Speaker 2: has a crush on that guy?

1449
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 1: I mean, bro, that's it.

1450
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:09,160
Speaker 2: Yes, we already docks on you. What do you mean

1451
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:12,120
Speaker 2: that's a good looking dud docs her crush on that guy.

1452
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:14,960
Speaker 2: It was funny because she didn't like watching the Boys

1453
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:18,280
Speaker 2: because he played such a dumb like, unlikable character that

1454
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:19,559
Speaker 2: it made Paul Walker.

1455
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,599
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we'll get off of this.

1456
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:24,599
Speaker 2: But Paul Walker looks like Justin Bieber.

1457
01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:28,040
Speaker 1: No, Bro, Paul Walker different though. He got he got

1458
01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:30,439
Speaker 1: he got another, he got another level to it, like

1459
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:33,640
Speaker 1: right there, it's the I don't know, bro, Paul you

1460
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:35,640
Speaker 1: know what Paul Walker it was when he said I

1461
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 1: forget about it. Cuh.

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01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:39,720
Speaker 3: You know that's what made Paul a good one. It's

1463
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:42,520
Speaker 3: Tom Hitdleston.

1464
01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:47,840
Speaker 2: But he's attractive in like the conventional unconventional way where

1465
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:52,320
Speaker 2: it's like I got one like the tall, smart, Bookish man.

1466
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,839
Speaker 2: He's like the blue chipmunk.

1467
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:56,960
Speaker 3: People find him attractive. I look at him. I think

1468
01:22:56,960 --> 01:23:00,760
Speaker 3: he's an alien. Let's see you guys ready this guy?

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01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:04,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm with you.

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01:23:04,439 --> 01:23:09,320
Speaker 2: You picked a very alien picture poto of him. I

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01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:10,920
Speaker 2: feel like it's not though.

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01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,400
Speaker 1: That's a normal photo of him.

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01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

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01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:18,280
Speaker 1: Once again, he's like attractive in like a unique way,

1475
01:23:18,400 --> 01:23:20,080
Speaker 1: you know, But but he looks like an alien to

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01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:20,400
Speaker 1: me too.

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01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:22,040
Speaker 2: Anyways, that's just.

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01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:31,840
Speaker 1: A British man, I'm sure, changing all day really quick.

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01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:34,439
Speaker 1: With just a scale that I think is disturbing me.

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01:23:34,479 --> 01:23:35,960
Speaker 1: I have to It just popped into my brain.

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01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:37,760
Speaker 2: I feel like you can have an Alvin in the

1482
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:42,400
Speaker 2: Chick in the Chipmunks man scale, where it's like every

1483
01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:46,000
Speaker 2: man can fit into three different archetypes. The Alvin, the

1484
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:50,760
Speaker 2: Theodore and the what's the other one, Simon? Those are

1485
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:55,600
Speaker 2: the three men that exist, and every man is just

1486
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:59,960
Speaker 2: a variation of one of those chipmunks. We've we've gone

1487
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:02,479
Speaker 2: too far. We've got Tom Haddleston is Simon.

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01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:09,560
Speaker 3: Oh baby, Benedict is a.

1489
01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:13,880
Speaker 2: Benedict Cumber batches. Also, Simon, you are Alvin. Everyone is

1490
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:14,879
Speaker 2: SI is Alvin.

1491
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:17,240
Speaker 3: No oh, yeah, you're right. I am Alvis.

1492
01:24:17,479 --> 01:24:20,040
Speaker 2: I am the guy who owns all the chipmunks.

1493
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:25,720
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yes, yeah, Nick call me Alvin. Yeah, he's right,

1494
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:29,320
Speaker 3: have any we got more donuts?

1495
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:34,439
Speaker 2: Here we go, Christina's thank you for the ten dollars. Uh,

1496
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:38,120
Speaker 2: you'll know if you'll you'll know if the fire was near.

1497
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:40,280
Speaker 3: Well we we smell, I hope.

1498
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:42,880
Speaker 1: So yeah, you're very close to it.

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01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:53,320
Speaker 2: Yeah mm hmmmm than anyone else. Indy Ley, Ali Bentimona,

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01:24:53,960 --> 01:25:00,080
Speaker 2: thank you for the five gifted memberships. That's five more babies, Mirandi. Joe, Oh,

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01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:02,960
Speaker 2: thanks for the two bucks. Ryan started the fire. That's

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01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:05,720
Speaker 2: an office reference right there. Ha ha oh yeah, and

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01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:07,640
Speaker 2: John's gonna laugh at that because he knows all.

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01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:09,200
Speaker 1: That's the first episode I ever watched.

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01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:25,040
Speaker 2: That's good. Damn well, I'm glad it. Okay, I believe

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01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:25,879
Speaker 2: we're caught up.

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01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:26,439
Speaker 1: Here we go.

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01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:29,240
Speaker 3: The next story is gonna be a long one.

1509
01:25:29,560 --> 01:25:31,559
Speaker 2: I'll pass it to my good friend. That's if you're right.

1510
01:25:31,640 --> 01:25:34,880
Speaker 2: I am not cool enough to be Heath Ledger. I

1511
01:25:34,960 --> 01:25:38,639
Speaker 2: disagree or disagree. It would be an act. I'd be acting.

1512
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:42,960
Speaker 2: But he's an actor. Yeah, he's you're an actor. Well,

1513
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:45,000
Speaker 2: I guess I don't know who the Heath Ledger is.

1514
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:46,040
Speaker 2: I never met him in Purse.

1515
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:48,519
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Matt Smith is also like one of those

1516
01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:50,559
Speaker 3: guys where he's just like an odd looking Simon.

1517
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's Simon. Fine, every British Simon.

1518
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:55,799
Speaker 1: Every British man is Simon.

1519
01:25:56,240 --> 01:25:59,759
Speaker 2: I'm Simon. Your Simon. We're all Simon. We're all Simon.

1520
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:04,479
Speaker 1: I'm in the Also, what a story.

1521
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:09,040
Speaker 2: Bingo. Oh my god, that's the Ian Summerholder. That's the

1522
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:13,519
Speaker 2: that's the one that's the weirdest looking attractive guy you'll

1523
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:16,760
Speaker 2: ever find. That was a vampire man. I know that

1524
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:19,599
Speaker 2: because my exes mom was obsessed with that guy. Oh boy,

1525
01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:24,960
Speaker 2: oh boy, okay, here we go, leave we go. He

1526
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:28,600
Speaker 2: would go, hebu we go. King, you have caught my

1527
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:31,439
Speaker 2: I have I caught. I caught when.

1528
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:36,800
Speaker 1: He he e man with me, when the he win

1529
01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:39,880
Speaker 1: when he okay read it.

1530
01:26:40,439 --> 01:26:45,040
Speaker 2: I caught my father cheating. So I exposed them to

1531
01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:50,960
Speaker 2: my entire family. Good. I hope you exposed them while

1532
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:51,880
Speaker 2: they had clothes on.

1533
01:26:52,439 --> 01:26:59,080
Speaker 1: Oh oh hopefully, Hey, besties.

1534
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:02,240
Speaker 2: So I've contemplated over the last few months whether or

1535
01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:05,280
Speaker 2: not I want to share this story. This is long

1536
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,040
Speaker 2: and requires a lot of backstory, or maybe it doesn't

1537
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:10,719
Speaker 2: and I just want to vent. So for some contexts.

1538
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:13,600
Speaker 2: The last two years, I've been living out of province

1539
01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:17,639
Speaker 2: for school slash work, which has been awesome because between

1540
01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:22,040
Speaker 2: my dad's obvious boozism and my mother's not so subtle,

1541
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:26,640
Speaker 2: not very demure boozism, space allowed me to find a

1542
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:29,240
Speaker 2: little peace within them. By the way, this comes from

1543
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:32,320
Speaker 2: user queasy inspection sixty eight on the r slash okay

1544
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:37,080
Speaker 2: story time subreddit. So growing up, when people would ask

1545
01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:39,479
Speaker 2: me if my parents were together, I would always respond

1546
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:43,479
Speaker 2: with yeah, but I wish they weren't oof. They never

1547
01:27:43,479 --> 01:27:45,800
Speaker 2: showed any affection towards each other, and when they did,

1548
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:54,320
Speaker 2: it seemed unnatural and unwanted. Who don't have had a

1549
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:58,360
Speaker 2: little cough there ooh little cough from the from the fuego,

1550
01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:02,719
Speaker 2: Oh fuego. My mom's sister and I would spend weekends

1551
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:05,040
Speaker 2: of our summers out at our lake cabin, and he

1552
01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:08,840
Speaker 2: would send her text messages threatening divorce or that he's

1553
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:11,599
Speaker 2: selling the house we lived in. A very loud, violent

1554
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:14,360
Speaker 2: and unhappy household. It was like we were a family

1555
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:17,200
Speaker 2: by foce with four separate lives, which is maybe why

1556
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:19,679
Speaker 2: when I was a teenager, I led two separate lives

1557
01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:21,479
Speaker 2: between my home and who I was away from that.

1558
01:28:22,120 --> 01:28:24,799
Speaker 2: Or maybe I thought this because I loved Hannah Montana

1559
01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:29,040
Speaker 2: and was trying to cope. Yeah, I'm loving the point

1560
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:31,439
Speaker 2: of view of this story right now. This is amazing.

1561
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:35,320
Speaker 2: My dad worked long hours as a truck driver and

1562
01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:38,160
Speaker 2: got minimal days off. As I grew up, it became

1563
01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:40,559
Speaker 2: a problem when my dad would choose to spend these

1564
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:44,240
Speaker 2: days off at the bar, getting obliterated and then coming

1565
01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:47,640
Speaker 2: home to cause a ruckus. My dad drinks heavily on

1566
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:54,080
Speaker 2: his antidepressants. Dang, don't do that. Don't do that. I

1567
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:57,760
Speaker 2: guess maybe trigger warning did should be attached to this.

1568
01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:00,679
Speaker 2: It's like, it seems like there's a lot of alcohol abuse,

1569
01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:03,800
Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, okay, we do we have a thing

1570
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:06,120
Speaker 2: for that yet, But you can just like put up

1571
01:29:06,240 --> 01:29:07,920
Speaker 2: as a badge or something.

1572
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:10,320
Speaker 3: I will put it in the TLDR here.

1573
01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:13,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we can just real quickly if we do it. Hey,

1574
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:16,280
Speaker 1: there's a drinking abuse in the story. Yeah, there does

1575
01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:18,160
Speaker 1: seem to be some yeah, if it's.

1576
01:29:18,080 --> 01:29:21,880
Speaker 2: In the TLDR. But that's about it. But op sounds funny,

1577
01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:23,760
Speaker 2: which is probably what happens when you grow It's just

1578
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:25,400
Speaker 2: what happens when you grow up in a terrible environment

1579
01:29:25,439 --> 01:29:28,160
Speaker 2: like this, sometimes you develop a humor. This is true.

1580
01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:33,800
Speaker 2: When I turned sixteen, my sister and my mother would

1581
01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:36,519
Speaker 2: refuse to pick him up anymore, so the burden fell

1582
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:39,280
Speaker 2: on me to pick him up from the bar. I'm

1583
01:29:39,280 --> 01:29:41,519
Speaker 2: not going to drag on about it. My therapist has

1584
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:42,360
Speaker 2: already heard it all.

1585
01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:46,479
Speaker 1: Also, real quick, could you record just like hey, uh,

1586
01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:49,360
Speaker 1: the story contains a lot of talk about drinking problems.

1587
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:51,120
Speaker 1: You might want to go to that next story.

1588
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:55,280
Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, really quick. This story does contain a lot

1589
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:58,120
Speaker 2: of mentions of alcohol abuse or should I say drinking problem?

1590
01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:02,280
Speaker 2: I think drinking problem. Really quick. This story does center

1591
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:06,360
Speaker 2: around drinking problems in Ope's family. So if that's something

1592
01:30:06,479 --> 01:30:08,800
Speaker 2: that you don't want to listen to, go ahead and

1593
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:11,960
Speaker 2: go to the next story. Bill cool.

1594
01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:13,600
Speaker 1: Thanks so an editor, if you could place out of

1595
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:15,160
Speaker 1: the front, that'd be dandy.

1596
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:21,320
Speaker 2: Love you. Okay, So this picking him up drove a

1597
01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:23,599
Speaker 2: wedge between my dad and I because you don't just

1598
01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:26,960
Speaker 2: forgive the actions of someone who is so disorderly that

1599
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:29,600
Speaker 2: weight staff have to call you off his phone for

1600
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:32,200
Speaker 2: you to come get him because he is so whacked

1601
01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:35,040
Speaker 2: out out of his mind. Uh, To then having to

1602
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:37,240
Speaker 2: wait outside the bar for an hour pleading with him

1603
01:30:37,280 --> 01:30:39,320
Speaker 2: I have an exam in the morning, to eventually then

1604
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:41,200
Speaker 2: having to quite literally drag him out of the bar

1605
01:30:41,479 --> 01:30:43,679
Speaker 2: and drive him home and have him talk crap about

1606
01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:49,280
Speaker 2: my mother to me, jeez, that is damn insane. It

1607
01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:56,400
Speaker 2: is a bad drinking problem. Yes, my dad always would

1608
01:30:56,439 --> 01:30:59,800
Speaker 2: get angry when he drank and stammered on about how

1609
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:02,960
Speaker 2: some really tough crap that no one wants to hear

1610
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:09,840
Speaker 2: their dad go through. Oof he was Uh. He would

1611
01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:12,240
Speaker 2: get violent in our house and scared us to the

1612
01:31:12,240 --> 01:31:14,840
Speaker 2: point where my mother would tell us to fake go

1613
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:18,960
Speaker 2: to sleep when he arrived home. I felt like this

1614
01:31:19,160 --> 01:31:21,320
Speaker 2: was a tough cycle because if no one picked him up,

1615
01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:25,719
Speaker 2: he would always choose, without a doubt, to drive himself home.

1616
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:28,200
Speaker 2: One time he told me not to worry about it

1617
01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:30,599
Speaker 2: because I had given him grief about making me wait

1618
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:32,880
Speaker 2: outside the bar for three hours a couple nights prior

1619
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,519
Speaker 2: and on my way to go pick him up. I

1620
01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:39,000
Speaker 2: passed him driving down the farm driveway and had to

1621
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:40,840
Speaker 2: cut him off and tell him to get in my car.

1622
01:31:41,439 --> 01:31:45,719
Speaker 2: Eventually awarded himself a night in the wasted tank, a record,

1623
01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:48,800
Speaker 2: and a breath miser in his vehicle, which he made

1624
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:51,720
Speaker 2: me blow into so he could start the truck and

1625
01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:57,559
Speaker 2: drive me to school in the morning. Lol. Slighs. Well, Hey,

1626
01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:01,280
Speaker 2: at least Op seems to have coped with this.

1627
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:05,160
Speaker 1: Great sense of humor, coped in her own way, and

1628
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:08,680
Speaker 1: seems to have a very good head on her shoulders.

1629
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:14,120
Speaker 1: But my god, it's pretty dark. My Yes, where's the

1630
01:32:14,120 --> 01:32:16,120
Speaker 1: rest of your family? Why are they making you do this?

1631
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know, like this is This was not

1632
01:32:22,280 --> 01:32:26,000
Speaker 2: something that you should have been charged with. Good question.

1633
01:32:28,439 --> 01:32:32,680
Speaker 2: So regarding the comment about me saying I'm not going

1634
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:36,360
Speaker 2: to drag on about it, I did, in fact dragon

1635
01:32:36,439 --> 01:32:39,240
Speaker 2: about it. My bad. At the end of the summer,

1636
01:32:39,280 --> 01:32:41,519
Speaker 2: I moved back in with my parents to save money

1637
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:44,400
Speaker 2: and work. During my semester off from school. As I

1638
01:32:44,439 --> 01:32:47,479
Speaker 2: was driving back west and my dad's birthday was coming up,

1639
01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:50,280
Speaker 2: we all decided to meet at the lake cabin to celebrate.

1640
01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:53,320
Speaker 2: I arrived a couple days before anyone else and enjoyed

1641
01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:57,080
Speaker 2: my time alone back in Alberta, enjoying some peace and quiet.

1642
01:32:57,320 --> 01:33:00,000
Speaker 2: That was soon over when my mom and sister showed up.

1643
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:02,960
Speaker 2: My mom told me that for the last year my

1644
01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:05,799
Speaker 2: dad had been cheating on her with a woman named Mary.

1645
01:33:07,439 --> 01:33:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh Mary, Mary Mary.

1646
01:33:10,040 --> 01:33:13,160
Speaker 1: Just when you thought this man had had earned the

1647
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:19,759
Speaker 1: UH Dad of the Year awards aka the worst dad

1648
01:33:19,760 --> 01:33:23,920
Speaker 1: to ever exist in history. He outdoes himself, He out

1649
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:25,679
Speaker 1: does himself.

1650
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:28,559
Speaker 2: He's just an over a cheater, this one. He just

1651
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:37,640
Speaker 2: can't help himself. Oh okay, So she told me she

1652
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:40,200
Speaker 2: wasn't supposed to tell us because they didn't want us

1653
01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:42,840
Speaker 2: to know. I tried to ask more questions about it,

1654
01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:45,000
Speaker 2: but didn't get the chance as my dad was arriving

1655
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:47,760
Speaker 2: at the same time to celebrate his birthday while she

1656
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:51,000
Speaker 2: was telling us UH. We didn't bring it up to

1657
01:33:51,120 --> 01:33:53,720
Speaker 2: our dad that weekend and just focused on getting through

1658
01:33:53,720 --> 01:33:56,120
Speaker 2: it without making it weird. I hate to say I

1659
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:59,400
Speaker 2: wasn't surprised at this information. I grew up suss of

1660
01:33:59,479 --> 01:34:01,320
Speaker 2: some of my day as antics, but as a child

1661
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:04,320
Speaker 2: you always opt for the benefit of the doubt. I

1662
01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:07,519
Speaker 2: also wasn't surprised because my mom had told me quite

1663
01:34:07,560 --> 01:34:11,639
Speaker 2: a few years earlier, that twenty two years That twenty

1664
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:14,120
Speaker 2: two years ago, my dad had cheated on her when

1665
01:34:14,160 --> 01:34:16,760
Speaker 2: she was pregnant with me, with none other than one

1666
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:23,280
Speaker 2: of her bridesmaids. So this guy's getting the number fifteen,

1667
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:29,960
Speaker 2: the easily easily straight left a right hook. He's getting

1668
01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:33,559
Speaker 2: hooked into three tribute shades, passed the moon through the sun,

1669
01:34:33,840 --> 01:34:36,200
Speaker 2: into the orc cloud, into the black hole, turned into

1670
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:39,760
Speaker 2: spaghetti eaten by pigs, yes after by the ghost of

1671
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:40,720
Speaker 2: James Gandelfhini.

1672
01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:44,320
Speaker 3: He had a fifteen or fourteen.

1673
01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:47,400
Speaker 2: Fifteen is like the highest order of number fifteen, number

1674
01:34:47,439 --> 01:34:50,960
Speaker 2: fourteen is that without the straight right and the left hook.

1675
01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:55,160
Speaker 2: Sophia added the number fifteen to include I was gonna say,

1676
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:55,640
Speaker 2: when was that?

1677
01:34:55,720 --> 01:34:57,720
Speaker 1: When was this? Added Sophia?

1678
01:34:58,080 --> 01:35:03,120
Speaker 2: Literally, Sofia added a boomba to the fourteen, and that's

1679
01:35:03,160 --> 01:35:03,679
Speaker 2: the fifteen.

1680
01:35:03,760 --> 01:35:07,599
Speaker 1: And you know, if Sophia's added not that she means business. Truly,

1681
01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:09,560
Speaker 1: he's a pacifist.

1682
01:35:09,680 --> 01:35:15,479
Speaker 2: It takes a lot for Sophia to advocate the boombab right. Anyway,

1683
01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:18,240
Speaker 2: It definitely gave some context to why they always seem

1684
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:21,600
Speaker 2: to be in a rocky spot. Yeah, uh, how do

1685
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:24,240
Speaker 2: you even stay together. After that, she told me at

1686
01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:26,600
Speaker 2: the beginning of this year he had started seeing this

1687
01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:30,479
Speaker 2: bride'smaid again and then after ending it with her, he

1688
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:34,080
Speaker 2: started seeing Mary. I guess I kind of know Mary,

1689
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:37,400
Speaker 2: considering her ex husband used to be friends with my

1690
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:40,160
Speaker 2: dad and they would come over as a couple to

1691
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:41,880
Speaker 2: hang out with my parents.

1692
01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:42,439
Speaker 1: OO.

1693
01:35:43,880 --> 01:35:45,960
Speaker 2: Anyway, I was struggling with the thought of it for

1694
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:49,599
Speaker 2: a while, trying to comfort my mom, keep this secret

1695
01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:52,519
Speaker 2: act normal around my dad, and basically jump into the

1696
01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:55,040
Speaker 2: life I was living two years ago. One day, I

1697
01:35:55,080 --> 01:35:59,040
Speaker 2: was venting to my bestie of eighteen years heart and

1698
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:01,840
Speaker 2: decided enough was enough and if neither of them were

1699
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:03,920
Speaker 2: going to discuss or deal with it, then I would.

1700
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:07,439
Speaker 2: I had previously screenshot at his location from a previous

1701
01:36:07,479 --> 01:36:10,920
Speaker 2: time when he was at Mary's house as a justin case,

1702
01:36:11,320 --> 01:36:16,120
Speaker 2: and this was that justin case moment. Bestie and I

1703
01:36:16,160 --> 01:36:18,479
Speaker 2: hopped into her car and she let me drive the

1704
01:36:18,479 --> 01:36:21,400
Speaker 2: forty five minute drive to this woman's house. We got

1705
01:36:21,439 --> 01:36:23,840
Speaker 2: to the neighborhood and started searching because we only had

1706
01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:26,040
Speaker 2: a rough estimate of where she lived, and when we

1707
01:36:26,160 --> 01:36:30,400
Speaker 2: turned the corner girl when I saw this man's truck

1708
01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:33,200
Speaker 2: parked outside of a house. Did I turn into a

1709
01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:37,080
Speaker 2: full on junkie for adrenaline. I was so shocked because

1710
01:36:37,080 --> 01:36:39,840
Speaker 2: it was like, after twenty two years of suspicion, I

1711
01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:42,559
Speaker 2: finally got the hard proof I needed to prove to

1712
01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:47,080
Speaker 2: myself this was all real. So I did what I

1713
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:48,880
Speaker 2: had to do, and I walked up to that house

1714
01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:51,559
Speaker 2: and knocked on the door. The lights came on, my

1715
01:36:51,600 --> 01:36:56,040
Speaker 2: heartbeat got louder, and then I heard a woman loudly announce, Oh,

1716
01:36:56,080 --> 01:36:59,120
Speaker 2: it's her again. Guess we'll just have to call the cops.

1717
01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:02,559
Speaker 2: And now I'm realizing in this moment that my dad's

1718
01:37:02,600 --> 01:37:05,599
Speaker 2: mistress thinks the person behind her closed door at eleven

1719
01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:10,320
Speaker 2: PM is my mother. The impulsive thought to retreat to

1720
01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:12,800
Speaker 2: my youthful ding Dong ditch days was strong, but all

1721
01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:15,120
Speaker 2: of a sudden, the door swung open. I don't know

1722
01:37:15,160 --> 01:37:19,439
Speaker 2: who was more shocked, this woman or me. We just

1723
01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:21,559
Speaker 2: kind of looked at each other for an awkward moment.

1724
01:37:22,160 --> 01:37:25,800
Speaker 2: I said hello to her, and she said, oh, you're

1725
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:28,519
Speaker 2: the daughter, and she asked if I was looking for

1726
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:31,240
Speaker 2: my dad and if I wanted to come inside. I

1727
01:37:31,280 --> 01:37:35,719
Speaker 2: walked inside, just living this very real moment, analyzing everything.

1728
01:37:36,200 --> 01:37:37,880
Speaker 2: She offered me a glass of water, and in a

1729
01:37:37,880 --> 01:37:40,880
Speaker 2: flustered manner, I went to retrieve. She went to retrieve

1730
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:44,479
Speaker 2: my father, who still thinks I'm my mother. I hear

1731
01:37:44,479 --> 01:37:48,240
Speaker 2: my dad's frustration when he's talking with Mary until she says, Honey,

1732
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:52,160
Speaker 2: your daughter is here to see you. Will the sheer

1733
01:37:52,240 --> 01:37:55,080
Speaker 2: panic and confused tone in his voice when he just said, what,

1734
01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:59,000
Speaker 2: we'll never leave my brain. I waited for my dad

1735
01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:01,080
Speaker 2: to come out and see me, which he did eventually,

1736
01:38:01,080 --> 01:38:02,599
Speaker 2: in his boxers and a T shirt.

1737
01:38:04,479 --> 01:38:15,360
Speaker 4: Dude, get put your clothes on the shower, he said,

1738
01:38:16,320 --> 01:38:17,480
Speaker 4: was so perfectly.

1739
01:38:24,120 --> 01:38:28,320
Speaker 2: We had a conversation that was calm overall, but didn't

1740
01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:31,240
Speaker 2: give me much answers. He asked for my opinion, of

1741
01:38:31,280 --> 01:38:33,920
Speaker 2: which I told him that I understand he's a person

1742
01:38:34,000 --> 01:38:36,280
Speaker 2: and that people have needs, but this is not the

1743
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:38,759
Speaker 2: way to go about it. What you're doing is wrong

1744
01:38:38,880 --> 01:38:41,479
Speaker 2: and hurtful, and you've got to smarten the f up.

1745
01:38:41,920 --> 01:38:44,720
Speaker 2: Eventually I decided to leave, and in hindsight, I kicked

1746
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:47,920
Speaker 2: myself for going into autopilot and being an excellent house guest,

1747
01:38:48,320 --> 01:38:51,720
Speaker 2: using a coaster and everything so that all happened. I

1748
01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:53,400
Speaker 2: didn't talk to my dad for a week or so,

1749
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:56,000
Speaker 2: and then eventually my dad and I had a talk.

1750
01:38:56,479 --> 01:39:01,240
Speaker 2: I understand it because he's human and he has needs

1751
01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:03,479
Speaker 2: that aren't being met in his marriage. But that doesn't

1752
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:07,960
Speaker 2: mean you get to cheat. Boom boom, Mike drop right there. Exactly.

1753
01:39:09,800 --> 01:39:12,360
Speaker 2: What I don't understand on my mom's side is why

1754
01:39:12,439 --> 01:39:15,200
Speaker 2: she won't leave him. It's all very weird, but I

1755
01:39:15,200 --> 01:39:17,320
Speaker 2: guess I decided to make this post now because I

1756
01:39:17,360 --> 01:39:20,400
Speaker 2: thought it had blown over. Mary had turned out to

1757
01:39:20,439 --> 01:39:25,519
Speaker 2: be a boosaholic, so my dad stopped seeing her, and

1758
01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:29,559
Speaker 2: him and my mom seemed happy. Dude, that's a huge

1759
01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:30,400
Speaker 2: left turn.

1760
01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:31,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1761
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:33,320
Speaker 2: I was about to see Mary had turned out to

1762
01:39:33,360 --> 01:39:37,360
Speaker 2: be a boozer, so my dad was like getting worse,

1763
01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:41,400
Speaker 2: but instead he stopped seeing her. That's wild. Yeah. I

1764
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:43,040
Speaker 2: wasn't a fan of this, but I also didn't want

1765
01:39:43,040 --> 01:39:46,439
Speaker 2: to get involved again in reference to her mom and

1766
01:39:46,520 --> 01:39:49,439
Speaker 2: dad kind of being back together. Although here we are.

1767
01:39:49,560 --> 01:39:52,360
Speaker 2: Christmas Eve, twenty twenty four. My dad was out for

1768
01:39:52,400 --> 01:39:54,360
Speaker 2: the morning and when he came home, he came into

1769
01:39:54,439 --> 01:39:56,240
Speaker 2: my room, kissed me on the head, wished me a

1770
01:39:56,280 --> 01:39:59,400
Speaker 2: merry Christmas, told me he loved me, and left. I

1771
01:39:59,479 --> 01:40:02,479
Speaker 2: was like, oh, Okay, it's Christmas Eve, not Christmas. But

1772
01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:07,479
Speaker 2: that's not that weird. Oh and then five minutes later,

1773
01:40:07,520 --> 01:40:09,679
Speaker 2: my mom came into my room asking what my dad

1774
01:40:09,960 --> 01:40:13,719
Speaker 2: said to me. I was confused, but my mom said

1775
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:17,240
Speaker 2: he was. He walked into the house, grabbed a bag,

1776
01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:20,400
Speaker 2: and left without saying anything to her. So, as I'm

1777
01:40:20,439 --> 01:40:23,320
Speaker 2: writing this, she kept coming into my room on the

1778
01:40:23,320 --> 01:40:25,160
Speaker 2: phone with my dad, trying to get him to tell

1779
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:27,840
Speaker 2: me that he doesn't want her or his children in

1780
01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:32,120
Speaker 2: his life. Whoa, it's all very dramatic. But my mom

1781
01:40:32,240 --> 01:40:35,080
Speaker 2: just decided to drive over to Mary's house, and now

1782
01:40:35,120 --> 01:40:36,679
Speaker 2: the three of them are going to have a family

1783
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:43,519
Speaker 2: reunion of their own, I guess. Okay, okay, wow, So

1784
01:40:44,400 --> 01:40:47,479
Speaker 2: is that at the end of the story. No, okay, no,

1785
01:40:47,600 --> 01:40:49,240
Speaker 2: But I'm just I just wanted to point out how

1786
01:40:50,280 --> 01:40:56,599
Speaker 2: deftly Opie is laughing through the trauma of her family life. Yes,

1787
01:40:57,200 --> 01:41:00,600
Speaker 2: and she's doing it quite gracefully. Might I add, but

1788
01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:04,879
Speaker 2: that is that is laughing through the trauma. Underline bold

1789
01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:12,760
Speaker 2: the trauma. The trauma. Hoy they o shah? Okay, so

1790
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:15,559
Speaker 2: Opie continues, Am I the a hole? If I get

1791
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:19,800
Speaker 2: involved or do nothing? Also, should I wait? To tell

1792
01:41:19,840 --> 01:41:22,840
Speaker 2: my sister until after Christmas. She's spending it with her

1793
01:41:22,880 --> 01:41:24,960
Speaker 2: new boyfriend's family, and I don't want to ruin it

1794
01:41:25,000 --> 01:41:26,880
Speaker 2: for her. I want my mom and dad to have

1795
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:29,640
Speaker 2: their separate lives and be happy, because they both deserve it,

1796
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:32,040
Speaker 2: and I love them so much. It hurts to see

1797
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:34,240
Speaker 2: them both so unhappy, and I'm finding it hard to

1798
01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:36,400
Speaker 2: support my mom and my dad when there's such a

1799
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:39,439
Speaker 2: clash in values and so much betrayal. I'll write an

1800
01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:43,040
Speaker 2: update when my mom returns. For now, maybe Christmas. To

1801
01:41:43,080 --> 01:41:47,960
Speaker 2: you all, you ho ho hose. Okay, we do have

1802
01:41:47,960 --> 01:41:53,880
Speaker 2: an update. Do very funny joke there, op Yes, yes,

1803
01:41:53,960 --> 01:41:57,640
Speaker 2: make me, make me larger, please my body, and it

1804
01:41:57,720 --> 01:41:59,280
Speaker 2: needs to look that way. Make them big.

1805
01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:00,439
Speaker 1: But I have some thoughts.

1806
01:42:00,880 --> 01:42:04,479
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Hey, John, I throw it to you, John,

1807
01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:10,000
Speaker 2: I throw you the conversation. I catch Talk Bowl, Talk Bowl.

1808
01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:16,160
Speaker 1: I think that uh, Opie asked basically like, Okay, I

1809
01:42:16,920 --> 01:42:19,600
Speaker 1: do I tell the sister like I kind of want to?

1810
01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:24,360
Speaker 1: In my inn ahle for not being involved, I think ultimately,

1811
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:26,880
Speaker 1: you know you've done a lot. You've done a lot

1812
01:42:26,880 --> 01:42:29,160
Speaker 1: of caretaking of your own parents, which should never be

1813
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:34,519
Speaker 1: the case. And Opie's probably still feeling that, Like she

1814
01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:36,960
Speaker 1: Opie's had to become a parent, so she like literally

1815
01:42:37,000 --> 01:42:39,440
Speaker 1: probably feels like a parent, almost like abandoning.

1816
01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:39,920
Speaker 2: Their kid in a way.

1817
01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:43,920
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, in a sense and parentified, parentified,

1818
01:42:44,120 --> 01:42:46,200
Speaker 1: And I don't think you should have to feel that way.

1819
01:42:46,240 --> 01:42:49,960
Speaker 2: And I think that there is a way to say, like, hey.

1820
01:42:49,760 --> 01:42:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to have a figure out the balance of

1821
01:42:52,439 --> 01:42:54,479
Speaker 1: like a healthy distance where I can kind of just

1822
01:42:54,520 --> 01:42:57,320
Speaker 1: like live my life and not have to like constantly

1823
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:03,000
Speaker 1: be uh, you know, the parent to you guys. Let

1824
01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:05,760
Speaker 1: you guys figure out your relationship and your lives. I

1825
01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:09,040
Speaker 1: can speak my piece on like hey, I you know,

1826
01:43:09,280 --> 01:43:10,880
Speaker 1: maybe saying to both of them, like I want you

1827
01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:13,479
Speaker 1: guys to have like kind of your own lives and

1828
01:43:13,560 --> 01:43:16,160
Speaker 1: like figure out happiness because it seems like, you know,

1829
01:43:16,280 --> 01:43:19,519
Speaker 1: clashing and problems happens or whatever. However exactly op feels

1830
01:43:20,200 --> 01:43:24,759
Speaker 1: and to a degree, if if it feels like a product,

1831
01:43:24,960 --> 01:43:27,360
Speaker 1: which I guess it is, it feels like a productive

1832
01:43:27,479 --> 01:43:31,200
Speaker 1: direction in her life, like step back and think about

1833
01:43:31,200 --> 01:43:33,320
Speaker 1: her own life a bit, and like, Okay, what does

1834
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:35,280
Speaker 1: it look like to not have to be the parent

1835
01:43:35,680 --> 01:43:40,200
Speaker 1: of my own literal parents and tell them like, you know,

1836
01:43:40,320 --> 01:43:42,439
Speaker 1: this is your responsibility at the end of the day,

1837
01:43:42,560 --> 01:43:45,439
Speaker 1: like you're you're Frican adults. You know I've had to

1838
01:43:45,479 --> 01:43:49,639
Speaker 1: parent you, parent yourself. Absolutely, those are my thoughts.

1839
01:43:49,840 --> 01:43:55,439
Speaker 2: I think your thoughts were quite elegant, graceful, stylish, very demure,

1840
01:43:56,200 --> 01:44:01,000
Speaker 2: very demure, very mindful. Try and I think let's get

1841
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:03,679
Speaker 2: into the updates. Let's see, let's see what happens. Hopefully

1842
01:44:03,680 --> 01:44:08,479
Speaker 2: good things. I pray, I hope and pray update. My

1843
01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:12,080
Speaker 2: mom came home quite quickly, considering it's a forty five

1844
01:44:12,080 --> 01:44:14,800
Speaker 2: minute drive either way. I didn't really know what to

1845
01:44:14,800 --> 01:44:16,840
Speaker 2: do after I wrote this post, but I decided I

1846
01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:18,960
Speaker 2: needed to talk to someone and not to keep it

1847
01:44:18,960 --> 01:44:22,760
Speaker 2: to myself. Yes, I called my grandparents aka my mom

1848
01:44:22,800 --> 01:44:26,560
Speaker 2: and dad of my dad, and yeah, I basically tattletaled

1849
01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:31,280
Speaker 2: on him. No, rag rats, I didn't necessarily call with

1850
01:44:31,360 --> 01:44:33,719
Speaker 2: the intention of telling them. I just called to wish

1851
01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:35,479
Speaker 2: them a merry Christmas. But when they asked what my

1852
01:44:35,520 --> 01:44:38,000
Speaker 2: plans were for Christmas Day and I told them I'd

1853
01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:41,280
Speaker 2: be spending it with my Mama and pop, they asked

1854
01:44:41,320 --> 01:44:42,760
Speaker 2: if my dad was out of town, and I told

1855
01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:47,200
Speaker 2: them no. Me just decided to leave today I broke

1856
01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:49,560
Speaker 2: it down more for them, and while silently crying on

1857
01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:51,880
Speaker 2: the phone, my grandmother told me that when things like

1858
01:44:51,920 --> 01:44:54,479
Speaker 2: this happen, all you can do is move on. She

1859
01:44:54,560 --> 01:44:56,439
Speaker 2: told me that my dad hasn't been calling to check

1860
01:44:56,479 --> 01:44:59,080
Speaker 2: in on them or update him with his life. This

1861
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:01,519
Speaker 2: broke my heart because they have done nothing wrong and

1862
01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:04,960
Speaker 2: my grandfather is facing health issues, which makes this time

1863
01:45:05,120 --> 01:45:11,760
Speaker 2: extremely valuable. And by the way, an extremely valuable way

1864
01:45:11,760 --> 01:45:14,280
Speaker 2: for you to spend your time would be to listen

1865
01:45:14,320 --> 01:45:18,320
Speaker 2: to full episodes with stories like this. All you have

1866
01:45:18,360 --> 01:45:20,640
Speaker 2: to do is go to Spotify or Apple Podcasts or

1867
01:45:20,680 --> 01:45:24,960
Speaker 2: wherever you listen to your podcasts and search. Okay, storytime.

1868
01:45:25,479 --> 01:45:28,720
Speaker 2: That's all it takes coming and we do have just

1869
01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:30,439
Speaker 2: the tail end of the story here. We are very

1870
01:45:30,439 --> 01:45:32,840
Speaker 2: close to the end. I think we just get right

1871
01:45:32,840 --> 01:45:37,320
Speaker 2: in dive. Let's take a dive. Let's do it. I

1872
01:45:37,439 --> 01:45:41,200
Speaker 2: decided to remove my dad from all our family group

1873
01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:44,800
Speaker 2: chats and blocked him on all socials. I did end

1874
01:45:44,920 --> 01:45:47,640
Speaker 2: up calling my sister and informing her. She took it

1875
01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:50,920
Speaker 2: very well and was supportive. She doesn't have a great

1876
01:45:50,960 --> 01:45:53,879
Speaker 2: relationship with my mom, and so it makes this dynamic

1877
01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:57,160
Speaker 2: even more uncomfortable. So I guess that's it for now.

1878
01:45:57,439 --> 01:45:59,960
Speaker 2: I'll be back with updates because I'm sure there will

1879
01:46:00,160 --> 01:46:04,120
Speaker 2: be plenty. And that is the end of this story.

1880
01:46:04,160 --> 01:46:07,320
Speaker 2: But keon, can you check if there's any more updates?

1881
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:12,400
Speaker 1: I will, and I will say that I am very

1882
01:46:12,439 --> 01:46:16,400
Speaker 1: happy and pleased with what happened in the uh you know,

1883
01:46:17,080 --> 01:46:20,680
Speaker 1: the uh eleventh inning there where OPI was like, you

1884
01:46:20,680 --> 01:46:24,880
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna, you know, basically kind of take

1885
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:27,639
Speaker 1: a step away from my dad. I'm gonna live my life.

1886
01:46:27,720 --> 01:46:29,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna She was like, you know, oh, I don't

1887
01:46:29,280 --> 01:46:31,360
Speaker 1: want to tell the sister and like ruin her thing.

1888
01:46:31,439 --> 01:46:35,439
Speaker 1: But I feel like the reality of the situation is like, hey,

1889
01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:38,120
Speaker 1: it came and disrupted your life, right, you know. So

1890
01:46:38,240 --> 01:46:42,200
Speaker 1: it's like and like hey, uh uh plus one for

1891
01:46:42,320 --> 01:46:45,720
Speaker 1: you being considerate an empathetic of your sister situation. But

1892
01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:47,559
Speaker 1: it's like, all right, you know what, this is life.

1893
01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:50,200
Speaker 1: Life happens in real time. I'm just gonna, you know,

1894
01:46:50,439 --> 01:46:53,759
Speaker 1: share this information. And hey, she was took it super

1895
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:55,439
Speaker 1: well and was like, hey, thanks for telling me. And

1896
01:46:56,400 --> 01:46:59,599
Speaker 1: I just really commend Op. I feel like Op really

1897
01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:06,519
Speaker 1: handled a horrible, horrible situation very very well, very very

1898
01:47:06,520 --> 01:47:11,759
Speaker 1: well without with also not being given the tools to uh,

1899
01:47:12,000 --> 01:47:14,440
Speaker 1: you know, handle it, which is just even more impressive

1900
01:47:14,439 --> 01:47:16,240
Speaker 1: and like amazing to see.

1901
01:47:16,400 --> 01:47:19,760
Speaker 2: I think that's the uh the youngsters these days, they're

1902
01:47:19,880 --> 01:47:23,800
Speaker 2: quite resilient. To these kids, they're quite emotionally intelligent. And

1903
01:47:23,840 --> 01:47:26,479
Speaker 2: I think that that call to the grandparents really sealed

1904
01:47:26,520 --> 01:47:29,200
Speaker 2: the deal there. Yes, And I think grandma's advice of

1905
01:47:29,280 --> 01:47:31,760
Speaker 2: just like sometimes you're just gonna move on. It's like

1906
01:47:32,439 --> 01:47:35,040
Speaker 2: you can really do. That's wisdom. That's wisdom speaking right

1907
01:47:35,080 --> 01:47:37,200
Speaker 2: there from the horse's mouth, from the horse's mouth, not

1908
01:47:37,240 --> 01:47:40,120
Speaker 2: that her grandma looks like a horse, which she may.

1909
01:47:40,760 --> 01:47:52,800
Speaker 2: I have the picture speaking. I just wanted to clarify, sure, Oh,

1910
01:47:52,840 --> 01:47:56,320
Speaker 2: p's grandma looks great. We always appreciate your clarity. She's

1911
01:47:56,360 --> 01:47:57,840
Speaker 2: looking nice.

1912
01:47:58,360 --> 01:47:59,480
Speaker 1: I got two things.

1913
01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:00,479
Speaker 2: For you, guys.

1914
01:48:00,520 --> 01:48:04,679
Speaker 3: No update, This story is pretty fresh actually, so no update.

1915
01:48:05,320 --> 01:48:10,960
Speaker 1: And we got a wheelspin. Oh we gotta they got

1916
01:48:11,120 --> 01:48:22,040
Speaker 1: spin that will spin. We're in the ghetto, and this

1917
01:48:22,120 --> 01:48:25,120
Speaker 1: time I'm not gonna break my finger, ladies and gentlemen,

1918
01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:27,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep my fingers along.

1919
01:48:27,920 --> 01:48:37,479
Speaker 2: Do it, do it, do it, do it. Babies, let's

1920
01:48:37,600 --> 01:48:39,439
Speaker 2: birth babies have.

1921
01:48:39,920 --> 01:48:46,240
Speaker 3: Babies and babies. Well, I'm getting them babies ready.

1922
01:48:46,680 --> 01:48:51,519
Speaker 2: We got some donuts michell be for five dollars, Thank

1923
01:48:51,560 --> 01:48:54,839
Speaker 2: you very much. If you're in the fire area, download

1924
01:48:54,920 --> 01:49:00,679
Speaker 2: the watch Duty app. This has the latest information on evacuation, shelters,

1925
01:49:00,680 --> 01:49:04,280
Speaker 2: resources and live updates. We had a mass wildfire here

1926
01:49:04,360 --> 01:49:06,280
Speaker 2: that we had to evacuate for a few years ago

1927
01:49:06,320 --> 01:49:09,360
Speaker 2: and this app was super helpful. Normally I would never

1928
01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:12,280
Speaker 2: say that app out loud, but you know what people's

1929
01:49:12,280 --> 01:49:15,160
Speaker 2: lives may be at stake. Yes, Watch Duty. If you're

1930
01:49:15,160 --> 01:49:17,880
Speaker 2: in a fire area, get it in there.

1931
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Speaker 1: That's actually great. Appreciate that.

1932
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Speaker 2: M J Grow dropping a fifty piece chik donation link.

1933
01:49:28,960 --> 01:49:33,519
Speaker 2: Mister Ulysses sent us over to the next chunk of

1934
01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:36,280
Speaker 2: time that we have just done basically yep, and they

1935
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Speaker 2: say Hi, Hi, Hello, Hello, MJ Grow and Kitlen you

1936
01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:45,000
Speaker 2: might want to close your ears because we've got a

1937
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Speaker 2: donation from Creamy Oh God for eighty for twenty five bucks.

1938
01:49:52,479 --> 01:49:56,840
Speaker 2: Creamy says more more extreamy. Sorry, I don't know if

1939
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Speaker 2: I like that.

1940
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Speaker 1: I hate that.

1941
01:49:58,479 --> 01:50:03,960
Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm sorry our community to do that.

1942
01:50:03,960 --> 01:50:05,080
Speaker 1: That's my humor right there.

1943
01:50:05,320 --> 01:50:10,000
Speaker 2: Yes, oh thanks Creamy. You're welcome getting creamy in there.

1944
01:50:10,240 --> 01:50:10,759
Speaker 2: You're welcome.

1945
01:50:10,840 --> 01:50:15,040
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I ain't like that one super chat where

1946
01:50:15,040 --> 01:50:17,160
Speaker 1: we are hey, shout okay story time?

1947
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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, oh way, whoa shout okay story time. Gift

1948
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Speaker 5: them five memberships to our own stream because soon give

1949
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Speaker 5: us so bad on the back, but.

1950
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Speaker 1: Great person, Wow what they are?

1951
01:50:32,040 --> 01:50:39,400
Speaker 2: Whoever did that? Top notch, top notch, top notch Princess

1952
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Speaker 2: Princess ticket to nineteen ninety two Dalla sign Thanks for

1953
01:50:43,960 --> 01:50:50,280
Speaker 2: the two bucks, bang Chan Felix and high Engine from

1954
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:54,280
Speaker 2: Stray Kids equals hot. I have no idea.

1955
01:50:55,040 --> 01:50:57,120
Speaker 1: I think it's from straight what's stray Kids?

1956
01:50:57,160 --> 01:51:00,880
Speaker 2: I'll imagine that's like another way to say stranger things.

1957
01:51:01,200 --> 01:51:04,080
Speaker 2: It's like a true It's like another country's version of

1958
01:51:04,120 --> 01:51:09,439
Speaker 2: Stranger Things. Stray Kids, stray Kids, fay X, thanks for

1959
01:51:09,479 --> 01:51:15,120
Speaker 2: the ten bucks. One more story and I think we

1960
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Speaker 2: did more. That's it.

1961
01:51:19,800 --> 01:51:24,479
Speaker 3: Oh wait, right now, I don't like not to be

1962
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:28,880
Speaker 3: that guy, but Palli High Palisates High School is burning

1963
01:51:28,920 --> 01:51:32,639
Speaker 3: to the ground right now. Oh like the fires are

1964
01:51:32,680 --> 01:51:34,280
Speaker 3: spreading bad.

1965
01:51:34,439 --> 01:51:35,320
Speaker 2: Wait, but like.

1966
01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:37,719
Speaker 3: Santa Monica, part of Santa Monica is getting evacuated.

1967
01:51:37,760 --> 01:51:42,360
Speaker 2: School's out. Oh d I'm sorry. That's the school. There's

1968
01:51:42,400 --> 01:51:46,400
Speaker 2: no one in it, right forgot right. Uh, they'll learn

1969
01:51:46,439 --> 01:51:48,360
Speaker 2: how to learn somewhere else. Not good, it's not like

1970
01:51:49,000 --> 01:51:51,080
Speaker 2: making see you guys. Now, this is how I cope

1971
01:51:51,080 --> 01:51:53,760
Speaker 2: with bad things. I make light of them. But these

1972
01:51:53,800 --> 01:51:57,440
Speaker 2: are actual bad things. Yes, okay, and seriously.

1973
01:51:57,200 --> 01:52:01,439
Speaker 3: So the Getty Villa is a rounded by fire right now?

1974
01:52:02,040 --> 01:52:03,360
Speaker 2: Well, the Getty Villa is like right in the middle

1975
01:52:03,400 --> 01:52:06,120
Speaker 2: of it. Yeah, but it's not the Getty, it's the Villa.

1976
01:52:06,200 --> 01:52:08,640
Speaker 3: It's still the Villa, it's still the cool But like

1977
01:52:08,760 --> 01:52:10,800
Speaker 3: that things surround by fire, that thing's gonna burn to

1978
01:52:10,840 --> 01:52:11,200
Speaker 3: the ground.

1979
01:52:11,360 --> 01:52:13,320
Speaker 2: Wow. Well, let's do this.

1980
01:52:13,560 --> 01:52:17,920
Speaker 1: Let's uh secure our great bodies here in safety because

1981
01:52:18,000 --> 01:52:22,599
Speaker 1: we are in that apply is pretty close.

1982
01:52:22,800 --> 01:52:25,000
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, I just got a text message from somebody

1983
01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:30,240
Speaker 2: asking me if I'm leaving Santa Monica. Yeah, yeah, it's okay, guys. Sorry,

1984
01:52:30,240 --> 01:52:30,559
Speaker 2: I'm not.

1985
01:52:30,760 --> 01:52:31,960
Speaker 1: The fire, but the evacuation is.

1986
01:52:32,800 --> 01:52:35,160
Speaker 2: I want everyone to be safe. I'm only joking about

1987
01:52:35,160 --> 01:52:38,160
Speaker 2: the school because there's definitely no one in there that

1988
01:52:38,479 --> 01:52:43,080
Speaker 2: everyone was safe, and I would not. Yeah, we're gonna

1989
01:52:43,080 --> 01:52:44,439
Speaker 2: stay safe. We're gonna stay safe.

1990
01:52:44,560 --> 01:52:47,439
Speaker 1: We're gonna trump our friends stay safe and all of

1991
01:52:47,479 --> 01:52:48,120
Speaker 1: the good things.

1992
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Speaker 2: Everybody stay safe, but thank you guys for joining us on.

1993
01:52:54,200 --> 01:52:57,439
Speaker 2: Oh my god, something no like things just blew off

1994
01:52:57,479 --> 01:53:02,400
Speaker 2: of the roof. That sounded like something down the roof. Okay,

1995
01:53:02,520 --> 01:53:05,240
Speaker 2: well we're gonna check it out. Be safe out there.

1996
01:53:05,360 --> 01:53:07,360
Speaker 3: Text your friends and family who are out on the

1997
01:53:07,360 --> 01:53:09,759
Speaker 3: West coast because it's not looking pretty.

1998
01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:11,599
Speaker 2: It's looking a little quaking, really bad.

1999
01:53:11,760 --> 01:53:14,479
Speaker 3: So text everyone you know, Text your family members, your friends,

2000
01:53:14,600 --> 01:53:17,360
Speaker 3: check on them because it's not gonna be a pretty

2001
01:53:17,439 --> 01:53:19,679
Speaker 3: couple of days. Shout us with the firefighters and everyone

2002
01:53:19,720 --> 01:53:22,559
Speaker 3: who's fighting those fires. Yes, y'all are real ones. That's

2003
01:53:22,920 --> 01:53:24,880
Speaker 3: up to you. And I'm sorry to those who have

2004
01:53:25,040 --> 01:53:27,960
Speaker 3: lost a lot, and the animals too. Shout to the animals.

2005
01:53:28,040 --> 01:53:29,519
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. That just all sucks.

2006
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Speaker 1: So beautifully said, beautifully said Keon and quick shout to

2007
01:53:33,600 --> 01:53:38,120
Speaker 1: Maddy Butler super chatted. I love you keeping me company.

2008
01:53:38,720 --> 01:53:40,439
Speaker 1: I lost the chat.

2009
01:53:41,280 --> 01:53:41,640
Speaker 2: There we go.

2010
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Speaker 1: Love you guys, keeping me company painting dog portraits. We

2011
01:53:45,160 --> 01:53:48,599
Speaker 1: are glad that you were doing something so amazing. But guys,

2012
01:53:48,800 --> 01:53:51,320
Speaker 1: we're I'm gonna get my boys out to safety.

2013
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Speaker 2: If you love us, make sure to subscribe. We love

2014
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