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Speaker 1: Duran is the ringleader. How many sexual partners have you had?

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Speaker 1: There's no way to answer that you are a smelly

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Speaker 1: known for something. Welcome to the day. It is Thursday,

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Speaker 1: July eleventh. It is seven eleven day because it's seven

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Speaker 1: eleven tricky? How they did that? Go get your free Slurpy.

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Speaker 1: daie frappuccino. Oh yeah, I always try that. I heard

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Speaker 1: So welcome to the day. Good morning, Danielle, Hi my

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Speaker 1: gon day. Hi scary high froggy, Hi el high straight,

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Speaker 1: the day. What do you want to start to stay

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Speaker 1: at the day with? We got some music to play.

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Speaker 1: Danielle and I have been very excited about wedding songs

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Speaker 1: for you that we think you should play at your wedding.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna play Here comes the Bride, something dancing that's

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Speaker 1: gonna get everybody going. We want the wobble, the wabble.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you right now, if you guys play

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Speaker 1: the wobble at my wedding, I'll never forgive you. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: No line dances are allowed. We have a sign posted

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Speaker 1: get going, starting with our first caller of the day, Denise, Hi, Denise, Hello, Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Now don't you find it weird when you go to

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Speaker 1: I would I go down. All right. Well, Denise, look,

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Speaker 1: It does. Actually I come with information, Okay, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: I was yeah, I was called earlier this week to

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Speaker 1: let you guys know that I watched The Stranger Thing

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Speaker 1: and I absolutely love, you know, to watch it. A

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Speaker 1: I'm one of them. I just haven't found a moment

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna spoil anything. I'm not gonna spoil anything,

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Speaker 1: but it's definitely binge worthy. I mean, I wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: I got to tell you I miss Barbe. That's all

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Speaker 1: I can say. All right, Denise, Denise, don't say too much,

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Speaker 1: but we got to talk Gandhi into getting back home

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Speaker 1: to the Stranger Things. I might I've seen it, but

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Speaker 1: I feel like all the memes that I've seen have

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Speaker 1: I don't look at all, right, look, Denise, I know,

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Speaker 1: don't don't. Don't do it because a lot of people

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Speaker 1: It is emotional, it is happy, it's everything. Now you're

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Speaker 1: Make This Up. We love our audible. The problem is

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Speaker 1: You know what, it shows that you're enjoying your audible.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Danielle, who's not going to speak like Kevin Hart?

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Speaker 1: All right? Producer Sam, Hi, we didn't vacuum your hair?

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Speaker 1: What's going on over there? This is it's a day

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Speaker 1: sure to take this news with pride and use this

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Speaker 1: news to your advantage your day Oh atten Gemini, you've

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Speaker 1: been saving up for something you really desire. Keep in

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Speaker 1: Your day a super seven Leo. Your confidence has been

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Speaker 1: through the roof. Use this positive energy to accomplish long

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Speaker 1: of ten Virgo. Financial issues have been creeping up on you.

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Speaker 1: Remember to be present in conversations regarding your financial status.

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Speaker 1: Your day an eight Libra. Keeping secrets is not something

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Speaker 1: you're very good at. Keep in mind that secrecy can

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Speaker 1: have some positive benefits in certain aspects of your life.

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Speaker 1: Your days and nine Scorpio. Never never, never judge a

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Speaker 1: will come your way. Your day. Oh what are you serious, Sagittarius.

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Speaker 1: morning oriscos. That was creepy. Let's get into the three

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Speaker 1: we all know that drinking a lot of sugary drinks

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Speaker 1: Everybody needs a great start to their day. And even

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Speaker 1: a great day for you. Hey Eddie, Yeah, how are

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Speaker 1: you so? Eddie was listening to you do the horoscopes?

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Speaker 1: And what was your comment, Eddie, listening to Nate with

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Speaker 1: Actually went out to Pure seven oh one. I don't

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Speaker 1: wrecking Holly crab? You guys, Yina. She didn't say that.

418
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Speaker 1: No one would say that while they Oh my god.

419
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 1: All right, let's let's talk about this Ed Sheering. I'm

420
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 1: very excited about this because you know I love Ed Shearing.

421
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: I still want that little pop of Ed Shearing. Well,

422
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 1: he's gonna have pop up stores all over the place

423
00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 1: because Number six Collaborations album is coming out and out,

424
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: no coming out because I only have four songs downloaded online.

425
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 1: New York, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Seattle, Philly, Atlanta, all

426
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 1: over the place. They're gonna be open only this Friday.

427
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 1: That's tomorrow, from three o six pm to nine o

428
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 1: six pm. That's it. Oh so, if you want to

429
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: piece some Ed Shearing, you gotta get over there. Tonight

430
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 1: on television, the two hour third season premiere of Jersey

431
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,639
Speaker 1: Shore Family Vacation. You Got you ready, You're gonna love it,

432
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: Doctor Pimple Poppers, the third season on Tling That Weight Loss, Yes,

433
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 1: second season premiere of The Outpost as well, and of

434
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 1: course Netflix everybody is watching Stranger Things. Next hour we

435
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 1: have to talk about Jessica Simpson and her new tell

436
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 1: All book them. Hey, so, Froggy, you and I both

437
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,119
Speaker 1: being from the South. Yes, we were learning on the

438
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,400
Speaker 1: text messages. You know you're not from the South. When

439
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 1: you order a tea unsweetened, right, you have to order

440
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 1: sweet tea, sweet tea. Yeah, it's one word, sweet teat, right,

441
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 1: And it's right exactly. It's one word and it drags

442
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: together sweet teat. I know. But now when I go visit,

443
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 1: I always order unsweetened tea. They look at me like, oh,

444
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 1: where are you from? Not here anyway, So it's ordering

445
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,239
Speaker 1: sweet teat is one thing to do. Don't go to

446
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: Jersey and call it joysy. They know you're not from there, exactly. Christy, Yes,

447
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 1: how are you? Good morning? Doing well? Good morning? Yes? Okay,

448
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 1: you're in a good place all right. So where do

449
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: you live? Um? I live in Florida, Okay. And you

450
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: know someone's a tourist when they do what when they

451
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: drive twenty miles an hour below the speed limit in

452
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: the rain? Wow, everybody in Florida that is a tourist

453
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 1: has no idea how to drive in the rain. Yeah,

454
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 1: because it's rain. I mean there's poors and you you're

455
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: used to it, right, I mean, hello, yes, definitely. All right, Look,

456
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: be proud and you drive when you see rain on

457
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: the way, drive faster. Prove that you're from there. All right,

458
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 1: Thank you, Christy, thanks for listening to us today. I

459
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Thanks to day. Yeah. Oh, someone from Philly said,

460
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: you know you're a tourist in Philly if you eat

461
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 1: at Patrick Gino's. That's not nice. Do not call Fort

462
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: Lauderdale fort Liquordale? What about for it's Fort Lauderdale. So look,

463
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,479
Speaker 1: if if if someone rolls through your town and you

464
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 1: know they're a tourist, rather than make fun of them,

465
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 1: reach out and help them. Let them know. We don't

466
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 1: call it Fort Lattie Dotty for Lauderdale. I said, let

467
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 1: them have their fun for Lottie Dotty. Uh. We see,

468
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: we have a ton of these in New York, a

469
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: mega ton of them. See. I feel like where I'm

470
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: from in the Bronx, we still call it the boogie down,

471
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: like I live, the Bookie Down, like we still say it. Hey,

472
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: do you have someone on the phone a straight name?

473
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 1: How do you who do you have oh straight, name straight.

474
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: Let me ask you, being from Eerie, Pennsylvania, how do

475
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: you know if they're a tourist. That's easy because nobody

476
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: goes there. Nobody goes there. So if you see one

477
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: person walking down the street, tourists, yeah, that's it. Nobody

478
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: goes there to visit all the locals. Take the picture

479
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: of the tourist. Right. I will give you one bit

480
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: of advice tourists here in New York, when you ask

481
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: a New Yorker for directions, we will always stop down

482
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: and be polite. We will always help you get to

483
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: where you're going. Here's my problem. New York is confusing sometimes.

484
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 1: So someone asked me, hey, how do you get to

485
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,199
Speaker 1: Lispanard Street? And I'll go, oh, you go down this

486
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: way two blocks and turn right. And then as they're

487
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 1: walking away, I'll go, oh, I sent them the wrong

488
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 1: way too. And then you're like, you have this guilt

489
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: wave of guilt. Then you go they're gonna think New

490
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: Yorkers suck. Yeah. So text message is you're a tourist

491
00:25:55,200 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: in the WV. When you call it Western Virginia, Oh,

492
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: it's West Virginia. All right, I'm done? What? Oh I

493
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 1: got a phone call. Hold on, I'm saying we're just

494
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 1: gonna sit here wait for a phone call. We have

495
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: nothing better to do. Hello, Jill, Oh, I can't believe. Well,

496
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: I'm glad you finally made it. We've been waiting for

497
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: your call. So where are you calling from? Well, actually

498
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: driving home from Mystic Connecticut to go to world. Oh.

499
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: We love Mystic Connecticut all the time. So how do

500
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: you know you're a tourist? Uh? If you're in mister,

501
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: how do you know they're a tourist when you see

502
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: them doing this in Mystic Connecticut going to Mystic Pizza

503
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 1: and reading about how good the pizza actually is. Oh,

504
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 1: it's like the movie Mystic Pizza. Yeah, everybody brings up

505
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: Mystic Pizza. I want to see Julia Roberts and she's

506
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: never there. Julia Roberts and she's still not showing up

507
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: for work. She did that movie like years ago. Okay,

508
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,159
Speaker 1: So where do you go for pizza? Where where do

509
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 1: you go for clam pie? Where where do you go? Yes?

510
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 1: There you go? All right? The people have pizza hate

511
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,360
Speaker 1: us right now? Let it go all right? All right, Jill,

512
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to us. Hello, Kristen, Hi tell me.

513
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: How you know? First of all, where are you from

514
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: the county? Absolutely? You know they told us our show

515
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: would not work in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Oh yeah, well look

516
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 1: stupid now all right, so you know they're they're a

517
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 1: tourist in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. When they do what Definitely, when

518
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: you're driving and you see cars kind of just stop

519
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: randoming in the middle of the road and people hanging

520
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: out taking pictures of the Amish and the horse and buggies, yeah,

521
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: stop stop taking pictures of the Amish. They're just trying.

522
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: They're just doing their normal exactly. They're living their lives.

523
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: Leave them alone. I know, I know they're they're from

524
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 1: such a beautiful culture and they're just doing their own things.

525
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: Leave alone. They're not here for your here play exactly.

526
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: And the four some buddies they're just getting washed like

527
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 1: they have no idea what's going on. All right? Well,

528
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: thank you very nice. When you're driving, when you're driving

529
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: to Lancaster, do not stop and take a picture of

530
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 1: the horse. All right, all right, thank you, Chris. I

531
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: have a great day. All right. Hello Jess, Hi, where

532
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 1: are you from. I'm from New Jersey? Okay, so you

533
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: know they're a tourist when you see them do what

534
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 1: Well when they say we're going to the Jersey Shore

535
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: and they're referring to okay, Seaside, Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore

536
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: was based in Seaside, Ice in Seaside, yes, but but

537
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: no one that actually lived in New Jersey called it

538
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,479
Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore. Yeah, they just called They say they

539
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: go to Seaside, I mean the Jersey Shore. That's that's

540
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: a TV thing, right, And then there's the not Well,

541
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: then there's the argument about people who say down the

542
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: shore because that's a big Jersey thing as well. But

543
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: only people outside of a Jersey say that, right, yes,

544
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: and only people that you know, I've never been here

545
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: want to go here because I lived ten minutes from

546
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: the beast and it's nothing exciting. I live in New

547
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: Jersey and I the Jersey Shore to me is summer.

548
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: I mean I love it. Yeah, I like it like

549
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: in May, like before people start coming down. See that's

550
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: the thing. When you're from there, it's a whole different thing.

551
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm when I get it, people like, hey, we want

552
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: to visit you in New York. I'm like, why why

553
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: would you do that to yourself? I mean, I love

554
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: her into the house there for a week. All right, dude,

555
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: why do you do that? All right, Jess, thank you

556
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: very much, all right, thank you so much. You know

557
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: who's a big old tourist and that's scary when he

558
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: visits Los Angeles. Oh my god. Every time I have

559
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: to go buy the thing the star maps on the

560
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: corner and then take the TMZ bus tour and you

561
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: gotta go see the Elvis durand star on the Hollywood

562
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: Walcoffe's okay, okay, So every time I'm in Los Angeles

563
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: with pr Guru to the Stars, Stephen Levine, we have

564
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: to go buy the house is of the Dead Stars.

565
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: I love that? And he actually we actually had to

566
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 1: go to Brentwood and we had to stop in front

567
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: of Joan Crawford's old house and he said, he said,

568
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm gonna take a picture. No, we're not

569
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: gonna go take a picture of that's a home. And

570
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: then he says, let's go to where the O. J.

571
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: Simpson murders happened. He tried to crawl over the fence.

572
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 1: What are you doing to crawl over the fence? I

573
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: went over and put like my camera over the fence.

574
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: I did that Marilynd's house too, and I got a

575
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: picture of a woman buttoning up her child's coat. People

576
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: live there, died there. And then we have to go

577
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: to the Then we have to go to the Graveyard

578
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: of the Stars. Oh my god, look, Fred Astair, I'm hello,

579
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: friend's upstairs right now. I'm not there. When we went

580
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: to Los Angeles for a year, you were star on

581
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: the Walk of Fame. We landed and Scary goes, would

582
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 1: you take us to the Brady Bunch House? Really? Yeah?

583
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: And we get there in the middle of a neighborhood

584
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: and the neighborhood is quiet lake where So look, okay, Scary,

585
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: stop screaming. Good God. If you're if you want to

586
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: come visit New York as a tourist, you're gonna hear

587
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,479
Speaker 1: people screaming like that all day long. There's a lot

588
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: of yelling. There's a lot of yelling here. There's no

589
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: one on that line. We were tourists in the Bahamas.

590
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: One time Danielle wanted to go buy a graveyard, got

591
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: sick and started throwing up. Where Anne Nicole Smith was?

592
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: Did you do up on Anna Nicole Smith? Thankfully I

593
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: didn't get to there to her graveyard before I puked.

594
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: First I got Nancy. Hi, Nancy, where are you calling from?

595
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: Hi from Baltimore, Maryland. Okay, you look you know what

596
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: beautiful city. I love it there so but you're gonna

597
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: know I'm a tourist if I do what if you

598
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: eat steam crabs with a bib and vinyl gloves. Yeah,

599
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: if you go to a restaurant to eat crabs and

600
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: they come behind you and put a bib around your neck,

601
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: tell them no, I rebuke thee I know. There's nothing

602
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: like people, you know, eating crabs and they look like

603
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: they look at the ready for like they're gynecologists ready

604
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: to go. For an example, I'm like, I don't want

605
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: to eat crabs in place, and then you asked me

606
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: to put my ankles in stirrups. You know what I'm saying, Nancy,

607
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: I love it. Thank you for listening. You have a

608
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: good one. You two, Thanks for listening. Uh. Andrew from Austin, Texas.

609
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: How you doing Austin, Austin's own Andrew? I used to

610
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: live there too. But if I came back today and

611
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: did what, I would look like a tourist. If you

612
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: go to a restaurant and you don't order caso. Yeah,

613
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: if you don't get caso, then they'll look at like,

614
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? We could we get some caso now.

615
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: I know you're such an Austinite. Yeah. Austin is such

616
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: a great seat, you know, Andrew. I used to go

617
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: there when I was a kid, which was a long

618
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: time ago, and it was a little different. It was

619
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: all hippies. I mean there were people everywhere. They look

620
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: like hippies everywhere, and I hope that they're still kind

621
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: of holding onto that that vibe. I mean, it still

622
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: has that freedom vibe. Ryan, Oh, yeah, they're still all here. Yea. Yeah,

623
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: keep in mind if you're in Austin, always order a caso.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm in all right, Andrew, thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to us. I think that's a good rule. No

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Speaker 1: matter where you are, always get the case out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can't go wrong. We should get some right now

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Speaker 1: for sure. All right. So, speaking speaking of Lancaster, we

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Speaker 1: heritage radio station. This guy wrote an article about us

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Speaker 1: in the newspaper saying they'll never make it. They're dirty,

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Speaker 1: they're filthy. We don't need them in our in our backyard.

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Speaker 1: Don't let your kids listen. And then we actually did

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Speaker 1: very well there, and he actually called me to an

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Speaker 1: interview and apologize and wrote a great article about us.

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Speaker 1: Nice as nice. We're happy to be on Incas. And

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Speaker 1: finally we talked to Marissa. Hi, Marissa, all right, so

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Speaker 1: tell us where you're from. Okay, I'm from Maine. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna look like a tourist. We're gonna cuck

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Speaker 1: a tourist in Maine if we do. What if you

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Speaker 1: put a bib on while you eat a lobster and

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Speaker 1: if you look around and try to figure out how

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Speaker 1: to start this lobster yeah, or if you try to

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Speaker 1: take it with a nice it just doesn't work. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got you gotta know your lobster. But you know

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Speaker 1: it's okay if you, as a hometown girl, go over

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Speaker 1: there and help them with their lobster. The bib always

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Speaker 1: gives it away. What's up? Okay? This is Alicia Keys.

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Speaker 1: it's loud in here today. So um, I'm so excited

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Speaker 1: about something that maybe you wouldn't think. Is that exciting?

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Speaker 1: So Starbucks has this new tide frappuccino, and I think

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Speaker 1: I'll want one, am Am, I living on the edge.

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Speaker 1: I think you are getting crazy over there. Well, I

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Speaker 1: love tided eye you know me. I have a I

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Speaker 1: have a tight eye room at home when we when

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Speaker 1: we take MAXI Schnauzer to be groomed, we have him

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Speaker 1: color room. He's all tight eye. Okay, I would love,

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Speaker 1: But we're kind of stuck here in this room. Danielle

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Speaker 1: Gandhi Froggy scary. We can't really leave to go down

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Speaker 1: to Starbucks. But I believe Greg T's not doing anything?

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Speaker 1: Is he? Does he? Ever? Come on? Now? I have

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Speaker 1: a question, what's that? Do we have faith that that

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Speaker 1: tied eye frappuccino was gonna make it up here and

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Speaker 1: still be tied eye when he carries it. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's put it to the test. That's a very

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Speaker 1: good question. Okay, you know what bring me? Captain do

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Speaker 1: Good's there? He is, Captain do Good is coming into

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Speaker 1: the studio. Hello, Captain Do Good. Captain, I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: can't understand you. Did you have a stroke or something?

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Speaker 1: I'm captain very nice. Enunciate, Captain do Good. I'm so

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Speaker 1: intrigued with Starbucks new tyde Frappuccino. I heard the delicious.

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Speaker 1: I would love for you to run downstairs and grab

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Speaker 1: me one. I will done for you. You just stay

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Speaker 1: right there. I'll fly down and fly back. I love

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Speaker 1: your cap and all right, thank you. I like your socks.

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Speaker 1: Do you say cost? It's one thing? Yes? I need

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Speaker 1: some money, okay, don't have any money. Money. Our time's

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Speaker 1: toughest month, Captain do Good. Times a little bit different.

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Speaker 1: Would anyone like to join any one? We should just

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Speaker 1: share one? You share share it? Belted boxers. Know what's

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Speaker 1: going on over there? Pants or some big Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: here's a twenty dollars bill, Captain do Good. Would you

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Speaker 1: run down put your light down? Sir? We got Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran socks sounds good, Comptain new Good socks on, Captain

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Speaker 1: do Good. Let me ask you a question. I don't

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Speaker 1: come that's my name, but I've never seen Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: socks before. How do I How can I get some

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Speaker 1: socks with my name on the brand new Somebody sent

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Speaker 1: them in and copt do Good stole them? All right,

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Speaker 1: but this is sound like a Captain do Good thing

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Speaker 1: to do to steal? You know, you sound like the

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Speaker 1: mumble rapper. I don't understand a word you're saying, a

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Speaker 1: little couple of drinks this morning. Go on, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: go all right, thank you, Captain doing Good. God. Wait,

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Speaker 1: that sounds like you're saying doctor Field Good. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The singers are drunk today too, My gosh, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Captain do Good. All I wanted was it

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Speaker 1: was a frappuccino and it turned into a production. Leave

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Speaker 1: it to this place. Hey, what is this you're telling

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Speaker 1: me about? Ask a gay? Oh? Okay, well do we

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Speaker 1: What is it trending? On Twitter? There are lots of

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Speaker 1: questions apparently for gay people. Hashtag questions for gays. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was nights. It's always what can we get this

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Speaker 1: fix he listen, listen to my microphone. Stand listen. It

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Speaker 1: makes us all this noise? What's going on there? Ask

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Speaker 1: a gay? Hey, gay, how do you fix a microphone

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Speaker 1: that's loud? All right? So, okay, so what are some

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Speaker 1: of the questions for aska gay? Do you want some

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Speaker 1: good ones? Or do you want some super stupid ones?

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Speaker 1: It's no time for ask a gay? All right? This one?

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Speaker 1: So if you are attractive and gay, if you look

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Speaker 1: at yourself naked, can you turn yourself on? Okay? May

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Speaker 1: I answer that? I have no way to answer that,

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Speaker 1: because well, I'm not that attractive. Nice. Try now ask

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Speaker 1: a gay. Ask another one. When a group of lesbians

723
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Speaker 1: hang out, are they les bros? That's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not a lesbian. All right, this

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Speaker 1: is not going well. You have answers for me. Ask

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Speaker 1: a gay is failing, miserable? Alight, I'm a gay that

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Speaker 1: doesn't know anything. Ask a gay? Go ahead? Okay. This

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Speaker 1: is a more deep question. Is being gay the hardest

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Speaker 1: decision you ever made? It wasn't a decision. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you sit down and go trying to decide to

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Speaker 1: be gay, trying to be gay today. No, I was.

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Speaker 1: I was gay before I knew what gay was. Why

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Speaker 1: is that funny? It's true? No, I know, I'm just

734
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Speaker 1: looking at some of these ridiculous question. Go ahead, ask

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Speaker 1: a gay how do you turn on a gay person

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Speaker 1: or become gay? You don't become gay? And how do

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Speaker 1: you turn on a gay persons if you're a straight person.

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Speaker 1: It's the same thing. Different people are turned on by

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Speaker 1: different things. There is no universal answer for that. Yes, straight,

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Speaker 1: now ate one ask a game. Okay, why why do

741
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Speaker 1: you always criticize straight people and their home lighting? Okay? Look,

742
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Speaker 1: you know, I know I got bees. I know gay

743
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Speaker 1: people who have treacherous, treacherous, awful, deplorable home lighting. That's

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Speaker 1: that's not a straight or gay thing. I only a

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Speaker 1: gay would describe lighting as treacherous. But that's not a

746
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Speaker 1: fair question because there's there are gay people who have

747
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Speaker 1: bad lighting too. Okay, yeah, scary. Ask a gay standing

748
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Speaker 1: at the men's room ural next to someone, do you

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Speaker 1: have a peek look over? Yeah? Absolutely, I would ask

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Speaker 1: a straight By the way, I wouldn't know. I do

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Speaker 1: not do that. You know, as a matter of fact,

752
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Speaker 1: as a gay, I actually try harder to make it

753
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Speaker 1: sure everyone knows I'm not looking at them because I

754
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Speaker 1: don't want them to feel uncomfortable. All right, Okay, Next

755
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Speaker 1: ask a gay go ahead from another person on Twitter.

756
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Speaker 1: Why are gay people the most dramatic people on the planet?

757
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Speaker 1: Why what do you want me to be? I don't know, yes,

758
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Speaker 1: straight name. Why do you like the Golden Girls so much?

759
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Speaker 1: They're really cold gals? I want to hang out with them.

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Speaker 1: You love the Golden Girl. You love the Golden Girls.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gay, but I love the Golden Girls. But

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Speaker 1: it's a typically a gay man thing that they love

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Speaker 1: the Golden Girls. That you're not gay. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I have a little like I said, Kinsey Scales a

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Speaker 1: little sliding back. It's confused. Is Britney Spears really your

766
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Speaker 1: spirit animal? No, she's not. Well that was another one here, Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: Why does everyone love share so much? She's fabulous. She's

768
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Speaker 1: been doing her going out a bit in this concert

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Speaker 1: sale for twenty years and she's still hitting it. What

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Speaker 1: about Barbara streisand or Barry Mantel Oh well, Barbara Streisanda, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Barry Manoel kind irritates me a little bit. You're not

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Speaker 1: I'm not a fan I used to be, but I

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Speaker 1: met him once. He was a very mean to me. Really,

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Speaker 1: he was very cranky. Anyway, Well, thank you for being

775
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Speaker 1: here for this segment. It's so silly because it's so

776
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: funny what people ask, because the questions are a little weird. Daniel,

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Speaker 1: you didn't ask a gay at all. Now I had

778
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Speaker 1: no plenty of gay stuff. I'm good, good, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. Gandha. Let's get into the three

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Speaker 1: things we need to know and we have a one

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars ploshmark free money phone tap in about ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: What do you have going on? Story out of Florida,

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Speaker 1: A seventy five year old man claims Florida man of

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Speaker 1: seventy five year old Florida man claims to have fought

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Speaker 1: off an alligator that grabbed his daughter's dog. This allegedly

786
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Speaker 1: was a pretty big alligator and a Golden Retriever was

787
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Speaker 1: grabbed by the alligator. This seventy five year old man

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Speaker 1: kicked the alligator until it let the dog go good

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Speaker 1: and then authorities rounded up the alligator. You know what

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Speaker 1: I would I would fight to the death if an

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00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: alligator tried to screw with my Maximan without a doubt. Oh,

792
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Speaker 1: without a doubt. Yeah, get away, you ugly alligator. All right.

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00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: An Ohio based company is getting pretty close to testing

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Speaker 1: marijuana breath testing devices. So they say this is going

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Speaker 1: to help with marijuana becoming legal and making sure that

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Speaker 1: people are not driving while they're high. Supposedly, you can

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Speaker 1: not only test breath, but you'll also be able to

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Speaker 1: test saliva samples to find out how intoxicated somebody is

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Speaker 1: within fifteen minutes. That's good. And finally, scientists have discovered

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Speaker 1: that gorillas are just like people. They have really complex

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Speaker 1: social groups. We knew that, but allegedly they throw a

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Speaker 1: lot of parties. What that's my favorite story of the debt.

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Speaker 1: We found that out when we were visiting Rwanda and

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Speaker 1: we were visiting the gorillas up on their gorilla mountains.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we found it. They do love to

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Speaker 1: get together for social events. Absolutely, just like have a

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Speaker 1: little party with some gorillas. God, I would die to

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Speaker 1: go to one of those. It's true. If you bring

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Speaker 1: something to a gorilla party, like a cake. Never never

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Speaker 1: go to a grilla party empty handed. You go a

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Speaker 1: thousand dollar phone tap coming up next Every single morning,

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Speaker 1: I absolutely Elvis Duran in the morning show. You know,

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Speaker 1: I went with vacation and lost two pounds. Not good

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Speaker 1: for you. How does that ever happen? You know what?

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Speaker 1: And it happened even with multiple bags of Tastes cookies. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I would have lost eight pounds

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Speaker 1: had I not done that. Tastes cookies are the best.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it all starts with that foundation of Tats cookies,

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Speaker 1: that crispy, buttery chocolate chip cookie that we all love.

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Speaker 1: But for summer, Danielle, have you tried the take bake

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Speaker 1: shops s'mores cookies? Yes, it's delicious. They are chocolate marshmallow goodness. Gondhi,

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Speaker 1: have you tried your coconut blondie? Of course I have.

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Speaker 1: There were bags. How am I not going to eat those?

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Speaker 1: They're gone now? Yeah? Well you know what, you better

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Speaker 1: get them now. I mean, summer has a little ways

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Speaker 1: to go and they will be here until the end

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Speaker 1: of summer. So look for those red small Wars cookies

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Speaker 1: or blue coconut Blondie cookie bags from Tates and while

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Speaker 1: you're in there by the traditional green bag with the

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Speaker 1: chocolate tip. It's all about Tates and happy all right,

831
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 1: So we have the one thousand dollars poshmark free money.

832
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: Phone tap coming up in a second. But after the

833
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Speaker 1: phone tap, I want it. I want us to get

834
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: very juvenile. Yes, I volunteers tribute. I mean, I'm sure

835
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: the phone tap will be juvenile enough. But so, our

836
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: friend Jeff is going on vacation, and I said, where

837
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: you're going? Yellowstone tetons? Okay, why are you laughing when

838
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: I when Sonia, we're not hearing the word tetons. It

839
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: makes me laugh, especially when you throw the grand in

840
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: front of it, the grand tetons. Well, okay, it's it's

841
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 1: it's mountains, it's a mountain range. Yeah. Why when you

842
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: hear the word etons do you start giggling like a

843
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: little girl? Makes me think of boobies, which makes me

844
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: think of Danielle, because when Danielle hears any word that

845
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: sounds almost not even close to but sort of close

846
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: to sexual, she starts laughing. Yeah, like Danielle and I

847
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: your best friend. Yeah, I am a pianist. You are

848
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: a pianist is a person who plays the pianet. I know,

849
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 1: but it's funny why you have some big tetons, Why

850
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: there were pianist funny to you. It sounds like penis.

851
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: Penises are funny. So the other day I said, oh god,

852
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:36,919
Speaker 1: it's a little warm in here. Why don't you lower

853
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: the temperature on the ac and it scary says it's

854
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 1: already on sixty nine. And then I'm gonna started laughing.

855
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: That's your favorite number, sixty nine. Well, I know it's

856
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: it's that's the temperature. It's a number. I always put

857
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: it to sixty nine. Oh my god. So here's my

858
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: point is this. We are We are imbeciles were children.

859
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 1: I mean, so there are many words you hear that

860
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: make you go, what do you want for dinner? Mom?

861
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: I'll have the eggplant. I don't want my mom eating

862
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: eggplant at the same table. I'm sitting again, it's not funny.

863
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: It's an eggplant. There's a restaurant chain here in Jacksonville

864
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: called Dicks, and every day I'm like, yo, you guys

865
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: want to eat Dick every day. I can't get enough

866
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: of its every night? What kind of fruit is that?

867
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: That's calm? Quiet? Okay. So that's my point. You know,

868
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: you hear words, and I bet there are a billion

869
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 1: beyond what we just gave you. As an example, there

870
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,959
Speaker 1: are words that make you laugh, or phrases or names

871
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: of stores, and you're like, oh, I can't stop, I

872
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: gotta laugh. We'll get into that after the phone tap. Hey, Scar,

873
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: great tea. Do you have my uh? Do you have?

874
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna go to star the tiede Frappuccino? Yeah,

875
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: where's my tied eye Frappuccino? I just I got. There

876
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 1: are so many things I do as Captain, do good?

877
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: Captain do some thing you have to do is what

878
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: we ask you to do. I'm going right now. I

879
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: had a problem. I had a problem with my mask.

880
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 1: He changed his man and he put on sneakers, my boots, Gregory, Gregory,

881
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: you don't need, Captain do good boots. All superheroes have

882
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: a boot. All right? Can you just go downstairs and

883
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 1: get me my tie? Die? I will radio you from there, Commissioner,

884
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 1: do we have a radio? Thank you? Just to get

885
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: out of here. Every time he lifts his leg up

886
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: in those boxers, things are seen. Yeah, I know he

887
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: can stop it. You can see his chandelier. Chandelier another

888
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: word that makes me laugh, Yeah, chandelier, which reminds me, Oh,

889
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 1: can I just tell something really dirty? It's not dirty.

890
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: But you know me, I have no filter when this

891
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: microphone is on. So you know, guys, when they you know,

892
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: dangle were it's called a chandelier. That's why I laugh

893
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 1: on her chandelier. So we have this one toilet at

894
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: our house. The water is extra high, and if you're

895
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: a guy, you know what I'm talking about. So when

896
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 1: I sit down there, I'm like, oh, dingleberries, get in there, Alex.

897
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: I said, why don't we we need we need a

898
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: toilet water warmer. And he's like, why don't we just

899
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: go to do toilet with lower water? I said, I

900
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: don't know. I kind of enjoy the sensation. Can you

901
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: lift your boys? Keep them out of there? I don't

902
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: know how this works. You don't know because if I'm

903
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: reading something, I can't just sit there and pull them up.

904
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: A surgery for that, like a lift. By the way,

905
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 1: the word hoist is funny too. I can't hoist my boys.

906
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 1: I'm not a boy hoister. Oh God, all right, So anyways,

907
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: should we do a phone time? We should look all right?

908
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: How do we start? Hit number two? You hit number two?

909
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: I'm tired of hitting number two. When I hears the

910
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: number two it makes me laugh. It makes me think

911
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 1: of I stopped laughing. This is awful. You got any money? Oh?

912
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna pay for this one? Uh

913
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,120
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914
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,000
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915
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917
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918
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: are the camouflage camouflage slip on. I just sold them.

919
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: Am I being rude and asking how much did you

920
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: get for those Adidas? I think I got forty five

921
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: bucks maybe? Oh my god. And they're in great shape

922
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,680
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923
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925
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Speaker 1: now and when your thousand dollars free gift card one

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Speaker 1: eight hundred two two zero one hundred Elvis Duran phone tap.

939
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Speaker 1: All right, Danielle, what's your phone tap about? All right?

940
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: So Mike says that his girlfriend Leslie is a little

941
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: bit jealous and she has made comments about his hot

942
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: and friendly new coworker Cat. So he said we should

943
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 1: make her a little more uncomfortable. I'm going to call

944
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: as Cat after the lunch date she had with Mike. Okay,

945
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 1: you're in Daniel's phone tap. Hello, Hi, Leslie, Jeff, Hi,

946
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: this is Cat two. I work with Mike. Yes, sorry, yes, yeah, um,

947
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm one of the guys. Mike had mentioned to him

948
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: that you were uncomfortable about me hugging him the other night.

949
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: What I like, I hope you really weren't offended, because honestly,

950
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: I didn't really mean anything by it. Oh, I'm not offended.

951
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: I don't even know why this conversation took place. I

952
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: don't understand why this is even an issue. I don't know.

953
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: I mean, you tell me, are there issues or something? That?

954
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: Is there something issues? Are there issues? I mean I

955
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: don't think so. I mean, he never said anything, and

956
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 1: he tells me everything, so I don't think there are

957
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: issues you everything. You know, we have a close relationship.

958
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: How close is this relationship? I mean we're co workers

959
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: and we have lunch together. He doesn't tell you everything

960
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: well though, I mean he does tell me a lot

961
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: tells me. What does he tell you? I mean I

962
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,919
Speaker 1: wouldn't betray his trust and tell you what he tells me? Okay, yeah,

963
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: because I mean I'm just girlfriends. You know well, I'm

964
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: sure you know better than well. I'm sure that he

965
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,800
Speaker 1: tells you exactly what he tells me. Then if you

966
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: you know, if you know him so well, well, I

967
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 1: would really hope that he does tell me a lot

968
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: more than he tells you and I think it's actually

969
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 1: really weird that you're calling me. It's almost like you're

970
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 1: trying to call me and tell me that nothing's going on,

971
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 1: so that I don't think something's going on, which is

972
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: now making it doesn't really matter. Why called seking a place?

973
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,919
Speaker 1: So how did you get my number? Well, when Mikey

974
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom, I picked up his phone and

975
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 1: looked up your number because I thought it would be

976
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: the proper thing to do toe lect you. I think

977
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 1: that's a violation of his privacy to take his scroll

978
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: from his phone number. No, I know his code, so

979
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: it's okay. You know his code. Yeah, it's your anniversary.

980
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 1: Why do you know that? Oh? Seven one five? Right?

981
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No? Why, what's the big deal?

982
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: You have a boyfriend? No, I don't have a boyfriend. Yeah,

983
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: I didn't think so he just trust me, Mikey. Acceptable.

984
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to know that I'm not going

985
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: to do anything with him. Oh wow, wow, thank you

986
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: so much for that reassurance. What am I trying to

987
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: offend you? I mean, I would do something with him

988
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: if he was single, but he's not. But anyway, can

989
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: you just don't tell him that I called because that

990
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 1: will be awkward. Oh I never mentioned that ever. Okay,

991
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. All right, so um, okay, maybe I'll

992
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 1: see you soon then, okay, ok bye? How was lunch? What?

993
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: How was lunch? Lunch was? Okay? Would you meet with uh? Cat? Oh? Really?

994
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 1: What did you say about me? Like? Heth? What? Oh?

995
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, she is only cacted to call you that. Um.

996
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: She told me, and maybe you already know this, that

997
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 1: she would totally get together with you if you're single.

998
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: So apparently I'm not crazy to be jumps because she

999
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: obviously likes you. You know what, maybe we should just

1000
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: set up a dinner together and just kind of talk

1001
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: it out so it's not a big deal and everybody

1002
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: or on. I mean, this is a good thing. This

1003
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 1: has happened because I no idea that my boyfriend does

1004
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,879
Speaker 1: more on Okay, sorry, I don't How do you want

1005
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: me to solve this? Well, what do you want me

1006
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: to do? I want you to take her to the

1007
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: coffee room, banger and photocopy your ass and send me

1008
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 1: a coffee of it. Just stop it. You're being ridiculous now,

1009
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: I'm just asking what do you want me to do? Well?

1010
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 1: Type on her keyboard, go over to death trap her boot.

1011
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: I know you like that, Leslie. I'm telling you what

1012
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: to do. It's not any creative. And that bitch calling

1013
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: me from out of the blow. Maybe we could just

1014
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: put her on the radio. What do you think? What, Leslie?

1015
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: It's Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durand in the morning show

1016
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: and you just got phone tapped. Oh my god, oh

1017
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: my god, that is insane. Wow. Sorry, I don't know.

1018
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: She said, go ahead, bang her on the coffeer. I

1019
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: don't know, and didn't think that's not real that go

1020
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: ahead didn't mean it. It sounds like she mentioned Jamie.

1021
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 1: Great job. That was awesome. If you have an idea

1022
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Speaker 1: for a phone tap someone that you want to really

1023
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Speaker 1: phone tap, do you want to really get him and

1024
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Speaker 1: we'll help you get him, go to Elvis Durand dot

1025
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Speaker 1: com and click on the phone tap link. All right,

1026
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Speaker 1: that was worth a thousand dollars thanks to Poshmark. I

1027
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Speaker 1: thought it's worth more. Hello Anne, Marie, Hi Ann Marie.

1028
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1029
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Speaker 1: your order. Okay, oh, thank you so much. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you and thanks for listening to us. It's not really

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Speaker 1: an order, it's really it purchase. Yeah, we love Poshmark.

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Speaker 1: You know, obviously they like us. This is the second

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Speaker 1: time they've they've been a part of the phone Tap

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Speaker 1: all right, so, uh it's great tea back. We have

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Speaker 1: another one thousand dollars Poshmark free money phone Tap tomorrow.

1041
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: I like, how so excited you are? Yeah? Well, okay,

1042
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:44,839
Speaker 1: what do you need twenty? All right, Captain do Good?

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00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 1: Where's my frappuccino from Starbucks? I'm flying high above New

1044
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: York City. You don't have to Starbucks Starbucks. It's downstairs

1045
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 1: in the lobby. And I've arrived in Starbucks. So I've

1046
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 1: arrived in Starbuck. All you needed to do is takee elevator.

1047
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: It's right there. I'm the next person in line. Now,

1048
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: why are you yelling like that in a Starbuck? Because

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00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: I am Captain Good. I'm hoping. Yes, I wanted to

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00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 1: tell you. I have to tell you my line. But

1051
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that there are a lot of people in line,

1052
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 1: and you're embarrassing. There are people looking at me right now. Yes,

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00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 1: that is oct Why wouldn't they You're wearing a diaper.

1054
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: But I have to tell you my line. Okay, what's

1055
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:38,800
Speaker 1: your line? Helping those who cannot help themselves? Line? I

1056
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,799
Speaker 1: guess that's true because we're, you know, stuck up here

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Speaker 1: Worth Gregory. Okay, Hello, sir, do you know who I am?

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00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: That's corrupt? Who you? Wait? Wait? Wait? Wait? Did he

1059
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 1: say captain? Do good? Did you? What did you say? Again? Sir?

1060
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: What is my name? Captain? We call that? I would

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00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: tipping him off. I would like to place an order.

1062
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 1: I would need one grand day tie dive frappucchieto? Do

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00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: you have that? What is your name? Is your name Chico? Chico?

1064
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: Do you have that? Now? Why would you ask him

1065
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: for his name and then tell him his name? Susie? Hold? Hey,

1066
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: do you want whip cream on? Just just a little little,

1067
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: just a little a little just a little whip cream?

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00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you? Concious dollars twenty six cents? Okay,

1069
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: how much is that six dollars and twenty six? Hey, hey,

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00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: it's a tie dive frappuccino. Okay, I will go to

1071
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: the end of the line and wait for my frappuccheto

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00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: did he write Captain do Good on the cuff? Because

1073
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: that would be so embarrassing, remember write down. Oh and

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Speaker 1: here's a tip for you, Chico. All right, all right,

1075
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: thank you? Can you go ahead bring it up here?

1076
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: Bring that up? Please? Thank you? We gotta go. Thank you.

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00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 1: That was awful, I mean great, that was awesome. I

1078
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: get awful and awesome mixed up. Hello, Jennifer, Hi, how

1079
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: are you well? Okay, we're a bunch of little kids,

1080
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: like so we were saying that, you know, our friend

1081
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: Jeff is visiting the Grand Tetons and when people here Tetons,

1082
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: they think of boobies and laugh, and I'm like, what

1083
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: do you have? Four years old? So you hear words

1084
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: that make you laugh, what do you hear that makes

1085
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: you go? Okay? So I work for a paper mill.

1086
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: We make paper. We have giant paper machines, and I

1087
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: work in a male dominated industry. Right, So I'll sit

1088
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: in meetings and they'll talk about issues with the paper machines,

1089
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 1: in particular the cooch pit and there what's what exactly

1090
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: is a cooch pit? Well, the cooch pit would be

1091
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: at the bottom of the machine and it basically catches

1092
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: stuff that falls through the wires on the paper machine

1093
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: when they're making paper, the cochit all right, Okay, So

1094
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 1: if you're in the paper mill business, you know what

1095
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: a cooch pit is. And you shouldn't laugh, But you

1096
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: laugh anyway, don't you. Jennifer, I laugh inside every time? Okay. Oh, Michael,

1097
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Speaker 1: thank you very much for listening to us, have a

1098
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: beautiful day. Thank you too. Guys, do you want to

1099
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 1: go to the new bottle they build down the street?

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00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: The cooch pit? I like mine without pits, pits pitless

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00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 1: couch twenty two. Let's see what's going on here? Oh hello, Kara, Hi,

1102
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. And yes we are high. What

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00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: what innocent word do you hear that makes you giggle? Um? Dick,

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00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, So you're talking about this the store, Dick's

1105
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: Sporting Goods. Yeah, because every time we drive by it

1106
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: in our town. It's right next to BJ's of course,

1107
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 1: meant it's a constant running joke. My favorites. When you

1108
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: see a sign for a department store or a shopping story,

1109
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: is his Dicks and then below that Staples. Oh all right, Kara,

1110
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. We'll get back to this

1111
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 1: in a minute. Also Danielle's report on the way. What

1112
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: do you have coming up? Daniel Jessica Simpson's about to

1113
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 1: give us a tell All book? Is that good? Should

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Speaker 1: you be? Should should Be? Telling All? Yes? Okay, thanks

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Speaker 1: for thinking about it. College. If you one eight hundred

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1131
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 1: I can't help it. I giggle every time I drive

1132
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: by Dikes Lumber. Oh yeah, oh my god. If I'm

1133
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: gonna go have by Lumber, I'm gonna go there because

1134
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Speaker 1: I think that's a five milous place to my humber. Also,

1135
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Speaker 1: what you know, one of my favorite spices to use

1136
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Speaker 1: is kuman. Look at that's how it's pronounced. I know human.

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Speaker 1: We had a text from a plumber. He says, we

1138
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,040
Speaker 1: have all sorts of nasty things we deal with every day. Nipples,

1139
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 1: gas cocks, they have to louve up o rings. If

1140
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 1: you're a plumber, you know what I'm talking about. We'll

1141
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: get to that in a minute. Around the room, we'll

1142
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: start with Daniel, what's on your mind today? I just

1143
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 1: want to say thank you to everybody who was part

1144
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 1: of making yesterday special. I was the Bergen County Ambassador

1145
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: as of yesterday, so they gave me the key to

1146
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 1: the Bergen County, which was incredible, an actual key it's

1147
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: a big, huge one. It's very cool. And they also

1148
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:19,120
Speaker 1: made me the sponsor of their mountain Lions, Chinook and Tacoma,

1149
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 1: their newest mountain lions. So you adopted, and they gave

1150
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 1: me two soft ones to bring home with me so

1151
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: I could always have them as part of me. I

1152
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:29,120
Speaker 1: met so many amazing people, so many listeners, so many

1153
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: people from Bergen County, and the zoo was amazing. So

1154
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: it was just such a great day and I'm so

1155
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: excited to be involved with them now be part of

1156
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: their family. Several things. Number one, what an honor to

1157
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 1: be the ambassador for Bergen County in New Jersey. By

1158
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: the way, it's just one of the most wonderful places

1159
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 1: to live. I used to live there. Yeah, it's fabulous.

1160
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 1: But another thing is the key to the county? Does

1161
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: it really it's too big for any keyhole I've ever seen. Well,

1162
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: it did tell me the opens a safe, but no

1163
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: one's ever opened it because so they don't know what's

1164
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 1: in it. So I don't know if he was kidding,

1165
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: if you were serious. I got question. Now, as the

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01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 1: ambassadors Bergen County, can you speed without getting a ticket?

1167
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: You know? I you know, yesterday I tried to get

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01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 1: everything for free at the mall and that didn't work.

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01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say no, congratulations, They're lucky to have

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Speaker 1: you as an ambassador. Froggy. What's on your mind today?

1171
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 1: Oh so you have a partner that cannot admit when

1172
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: they are wrong or they're about to make a mistake. Yes,

1173
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:22,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, iyeah, me too, Yeah, yeah, me too. So

1174
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,800
Speaker 1: yesterday were driving in the car, Lisa's driving, and she

1175
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: was going to rear end these cars. I mean, there

1176
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: was no doubt she was going to plow into these cars.

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Speaker 1: She was looking off to the side and I'm like,

1178
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 1: look out. She's like, don't yell at me. I knew

1179
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 1: they were stopping. I'm like, no, you didn't. We were

1180
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: gonna die. And to this day, right now, a second ago,

1181
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 1: I'm said, admit you were going to wreck the car. No,

1182
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I leave it alone. You know, sometimes we

1183
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: know we're in the wrong. It's just embarrassing to admit

1184
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 1: that we're in the wrong. So let it dit you're wrong,

1185
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 1: admit you're wrong. But I love using the terms rear

1186
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: end and plow. Yes, Producer, Sam, what's going on with

1187
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: you today? So? I have a small hospital challenge for

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01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 1: anybody who's in one the near future. Whatever. So most

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Speaker 1: of last week I spent in and out of hospital

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Speaker 1: because I went to visit my uncle and Reno, who's

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01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 1: doing the best he can. And while I was there,

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01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 1: I noticed his bed partner, because most rooms have two beds,

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01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 1: I saw on his board his name was Rick. So

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01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 1: I thought I was being polite and I just went

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Speaker 1: into his side of the room and I said, hey, Rick,

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01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm Sam's my uncle. Whatever. Every day I went to

1197
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 1: visit my uncle, I went to talk to Rick. I

1198
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 1: thought it was just a nicety. When I left, my

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Speaker 1: uncle told me that Rick said I was the highlight

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01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: of his day because he didn't have any visitors. That

1201
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 1: kind of broke my heart, but in a nice way.

1202
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,439
Speaker 1: So if you were in a hospital for a good reason,

1203
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:39,439
Speaker 1: a bad reason, whatever, see if you will could say

1204
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: hi to whomever is in the bed next to whomever

1205
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,160
Speaker 1: you're visiting the room. Absolutely we're the room. Just do it.

1206
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: It might be in a heck of a lot more

1207
01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 1: than you know. Being in a hospital in and of

1208
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 1: itself is just a difficult thing, but you have people

1209
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 1: there to smile at. Everyone makes it a big good going, Sam, Gandhi,

1210
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 1: what's up with you? Um? Okay, So my best friend

1211
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: has this horrific aversion to spiders and it is causing

1212
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,320
Speaker 1: so much problem, so many problems in her life. So

1213
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:04,919
Speaker 1: I want to tell people, if you have a friend

1214
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 1: who has a ridiculous fear of something, try to deal

1215
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: with them. Don't be mean to them and yell at

1216
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 1: them about it. We were driving Yea from making fund

1217
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: of Daniel's a version to mayonnaise. Yeah. I would never

1218
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: do that. I would never ever ever do that. Okay,

1219
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 1: tell her what he did last I'm sorry, she's got

1220
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 1: a shrimp in her mouth. Anyway. He send me some

1221
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: nasty video of some girl eating mayo off of a

1222
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 1: spoon and it was disgusting. Watch it. She's shoveling mayonnaise

1223
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 1: in her mouth. I'm like, this is exactly what Gandhi's saying.

1224
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,920
Speaker 1: She has an aversion to mayonnaise, and you know it,

1225
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 1: and she makes her voma just thinking about it, and

1226
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 1: you sit there and cram it in her face. But

1227
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,439
Speaker 1: I do it because I love Daniel. Yeah, okay, let's

1228
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: go talk to Christie. Hello, Christy, Christie, are you there

1229
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: all right? Well? Lost Christy Boom, We'll go talk to Lauren. Hi, Lauren, Hi, A,

1230
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,560
Speaker 1: how are you today? We're acting like a bunch of

1231
01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 1: juvenile delinquents. Seriously, you've just made my morning, my whole

1232
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: morning on the way to work. It's the worst. The

1233
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 1: other day I was watching ein a Garden, you know,

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01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 1: the barefoot contestant, which is a funny line too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and she was They take the backbone out of the

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Speaker 1: chicken and flatten it out on the grille and they

1237
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 1: call it spatchcock. You know, it's really at the end

1238
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 1: of the day, it's a chicken anyway. So what do

1239
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 1: you hear, Lauren that makes you just kind of giggle

1240
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 1: like a little little girl. The parking and rear sign,

1241
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:34,080
Speaker 1: I think that absolutely hysterical, especially at the adult shop.

1242
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:36,919
Speaker 1: But there's one place in my town that the sign

1243
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: actually says ninety nine sent parking in rear. Wow. Wow,

1244
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 1: there's a bargain bargain in your town. All right, Lauren,

1245
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 1: thank you very much parking your rear. Gotta be honest.

1246
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh too. There's a sign in my

1247
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: town that says no dumping, and so my son always

1248
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:53,840
Speaker 1: stands next to a cracking up. He's like, take a

1249
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: bit me next to the sign. He got that from you.

1250
01:06:55,960 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 1: By the way, Hello Eric, Hey, good morning. How's everything

1251
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: in Chicago today? Oh? It's hot out man. Yeah. I

1252
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,960
Speaker 1: just want to say I listened to you guys every

1253
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: morning instead of the radio station and stations in Chicago.

1254
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:16,600
Speaker 1: You guys u A are hilarious and fantastic so much.

1255
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 1: That's the nicest thing. And coming from one of my

1256
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: favorite cities. I love Chicago anyway. So what what do

1257
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 1: you have in Chicago that makes you laugh like a

1258
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 1: little like a little idiot every time you see it? Okay,

1259
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 1: So we have a restaurant chain out here. It's a

1260
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 1: beef sandwich place and it's called Bona. Yes, and they

1261
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:37,960
Speaker 1: have and uh there's there's billboards all over the expressway

1262
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,520
Speaker 1: out here and it says how big is your Bona?

1263
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 1: I hope you don't answer it out loud. I mean

1264
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:51,440
Speaker 1: I giggle like a little girl. I love that. Next

1265
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 1: time in Chicago, I'm gonna eat your some Bona. All right, Eric,

1266
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,040
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. Get your friends to

1267
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 1: listen to We appreciate it very much, all right, love

1268
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 1: you too. Really another reason to go Chicago eat some bona.

1269
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: Hello Martha, Bye Martha. How are you. Are you in

1270
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 1: a good space today? Are you happy? Yes? I am

1271
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,840
Speaker 1: very good. All right, So you're an adult, but you

1272
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,600
Speaker 1: still giggle like a kid when what happens. So I

1273
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 1: work with a guy named Dick, and so when he

1274
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,200
Speaker 1: gets visitors that come in, I say, oh, sure, hang on,

1275
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 1: I'll go grab Dick for you. Froggy was trying to

1276
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 1: get that last night. Yeah. Or if I'm looking or

1277
01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:43,800
Speaker 1: if I'm looking around for him, I'll tell the other guys, Hey,

1278
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:47,519
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Dick like a running joke, you know,

1279
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:52,720
Speaker 1: looking for Dick again. What does that say about you?

1280
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,240
Speaker 1: What about Martha? I mean, if your name is Dick,

1281
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 1: I mean you're kind of you're kind of cursed. And

1282
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:59,960
Speaker 1: if you're a Dick and listening right now, our apologies

1283
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 1: to you. Is he a big guy? Danielle? All right,

1284
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:08,720
Speaker 1: thank you, Martha. Uh, you gotta hand it to Dick,

1285
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:14,639
Speaker 1: you know, Hi, Adam. So Adam worked at a cream

1286
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:20,000
Speaker 1: cheese plant. So where can this go? Well, we have

1287
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:23,719
Speaker 1: a homogenizer and it helps separate the cream cheese and stuff.

1288
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:26,280
Speaker 1: But when it breaks, they call for maintenance on radio,

1289
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 1: say we need to fix the homo, because the homo

1290
01:09:28,280 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 1: just blew. We time, Danie, we got a problem. You know,

1291
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:42,519
Speaker 1: we're gonna lose money. The homo just just blew. All right, Adam,

1292
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:44,600
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for separating that cheese. Have a

1293
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 1: good day, man, thanks for listening to it. Yeah. Whenever

1294
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 1: I walk past the freshly mocked floor and I see

1295
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:54,240
Speaker 1: that yellow sign slippery when wet, I start laughing. I

1296
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,160
Speaker 1: all right, we could, you know, we could actually with

1297
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,679
Speaker 1: all the texts we received today off this, we could

1298
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:02,519
Speaker 1: go on fifteen. I'm sure. I look the word the

1299
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 1: word load always makes me up the load. Thank you, Froggy.

1300
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 1: I mean you could make anything sexual if you really

1301
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,679
Speaker 1: think about I guess like, oh, look at that door knob.

1302
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:15,920
Speaker 1: I was at home depot the other day and I

1303
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,120
Speaker 1: picked up white Plumber's cock. Yeah, and I was like,

1304
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 1: how'd that work out for him? Not what I expected?

1305
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,560
Speaker 1: So here's okay. So we had a conversation here in

1306
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:25,600
Speaker 1: the room. So we ordered breakfast because we want to

1307
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 1: slather it with some cholula sauce. Let me, by the way,

1308
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 1: an argument about chula hot sauce in a second. We'll

1309
01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:34,679
Speaker 1: get So Danielle was eating these eggs from this place

1310
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: that I think it's just okay we had ordered from

1311
01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 1: and she was like, and she put the top on

1312
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 1: the eggs and threw him in the trash. Yeah, Scary

1313
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:46,080
Speaker 1: one over, h please look perfectly fine. So here's what

1314
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:50,439
Speaker 1: he did. He crammed his hand in and pulled at

1315
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 1: Danielle's eggs, which is another stupid juvenile delinquent. Why we

1316
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:58,720
Speaker 1: laughed at her at this point you can they're all

1317
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 1: shriveled up at but they're fried eggs. So but it

1318
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,720
Speaker 1: was just funny becase he's scary, like, O, what's this?

1319
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:12,040
Speaker 1: And he pulls them another trash, opens it up. He's like, um,

1320
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 1: they taste bad to me. I wanted to see what

1321
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:18,880
Speaker 1: tastes sold But I told you, you're like that little

1322
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:20,880
Speaker 1: kid when you tell them you know it tastes awful,

1323
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 1: and then you go, hey, want to taste it? Why

1324
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:24,200
Speaker 1: would you want to taste it? I want to see it?

1325
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 1: Was okay, Well, she has different expectations for eggs than

1326
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,599
Speaker 1: you do, obviously, so at the end of the day,

1327
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 1: Scary shoved his arm in the can and pulled out

1328
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:38,720
Speaker 1: her eggs. Anyway, this is so stupid, all of it

1329
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:42,000
Speaker 1: where's Captain do Good? When are he supposed to be

1330
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 1: here with my new Starbucks? Uh? Tie die frappuccino? I

1331
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:49,920
Speaker 1: mean the things all melted by now it's been an hour,

1332
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:56,000
Speaker 1: Captain do Good? Yes, so where's my friggin frappuccino? I

1333
01:11:56,160 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: haven't for you? Commissr pickles on. Captain Well, that's great, great,

1334
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:04,639
Speaker 1: but I'm not hoping people. I'm not the commissioner. Okay,

1335
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:08,240
Speaker 1: all right, all superheroes they have. So this is the

1336
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:11,000
Speaker 1: new tie Okay, well it's lost some of its tide

1337
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 1: because it was an hour ago when I was flying.

1338
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 1: I must can I say? Doctor? Captain dogods? But is

1339
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:22,200
Speaker 1: very very strong, Captain do Good, feel free to call

1340
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,960
Speaker 1: HR because Danielle's playing with your butt. I feel sexual harass.

1341
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:30,599
Speaker 1: Oh this is good shirt with a chip. It's it's sweet.

1342
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,720
Speaker 1: What I love about the tide frappuccino It's it's colorful. Yes. Well,

1343
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:36,640
Speaker 1: by the way, oh that's sweet. Oh but you can

1344
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:41,559
Speaker 1: taste like vanilla, Yeah you will bee fluorescent yellow. Come on, gandhi,

1345
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 1: what's wrong? All right? Fine? Just by the way, if

1346
01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 1: you want to know how miss dysfunctional this family is.

1347
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:49,320
Speaker 1: When we order breakfast, like eggs and stuff. Gandhi still

1348
01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 1: orders octopus and it's so good. And I hope no

1349
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:54,160
Speaker 1: one's sick because we all shared the same strong I know,

1350
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:59,040
Speaker 1: at least like it looks. It's very sweet, Yeah, very sweet, captain,

1351
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 1: do good. Thank you for going down and buying that.

1352
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,320
Speaker 1: You know what I'm doing. I help one person at

1353
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 1: a time who cannot help themselves. I am captain, all right,

1354
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,360
Speaker 1: thank you. Hey, why don't you go find someone in

1355
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:14,519
Speaker 1: another room help them out. On a side note, I

1356
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 1: have something like you know how you guys were doing

1357
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:21,559
Speaker 1: the jovial stuff. Jovial you know, like all the funny things,

1358
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:24,000
Speaker 1: sixty nine all that stuff. Yeah, yes, so I got

1359
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,560
Speaker 1: something really funny for you, Like I gotta tell you

1360
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:30,559
Speaker 1: I'm not okay, say the word addicted after everything I say, okay,

1361
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:34,040
Speaker 1: trust me, trust me, and I don't trust me, trust me.

1362
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:36,479
Speaker 1: Try this game. And I was in junior hume, you

1363
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:41,200
Speaker 1: know the punchline addicted you were okay? Watch you like cheese? Addicted? Hey,

1364
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:44,439
Speaker 1: you like frappuccinos? Addicted? What hit you in the face

1365
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:56,320
Speaker 1: last night? I'm not telling that. Please just go fly, okay,

1366
01:13:56,760 --> 01:14:02,640
Speaker 1: don't hit a building you got I have to have

1367
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 1: a fight with Gandhy. Okay, yes, what's going on? Okay, look,

1368
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:08,519
Speaker 1: so we are now partners with Cholula Hot Sauce, yes,

1369
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,320
Speaker 1: which I use on everything in my life. Yeah. And

1370
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 1: the only thing I hate that makes me scared about

1371
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:16,439
Speaker 1: Chalula it comes to this beautiful wood screw off cap.

1372
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 1: I'm afraid termite' gonna get it. But anyway, Chalula, you

1373
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 1: will never find me eating a meal in my house

1374
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:28,480
Speaker 1: without Chalula sitting right next to right. I drink it practically.

1375
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,479
Speaker 1: I love the taste of the original. And they have

1376
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:34,200
Speaker 1: a holy rainbow of other Chalula flavors, green pepper, chili. Yeah.

1377
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 1: And I have this new sweetheartbarn Narrow, which it's sweetened

1378
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:41,000
Speaker 1: by pineapple juice. It has pineapple And anyway, so I

1379
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,600
Speaker 1: find out someone said, hey, you know, we have a

1380
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 1: new uh sponsor. I mean, who is it? Cholula and

1381
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:58,680
Speaker 1: Gandhi is the official spoke person. Yeah. I put hot

1382
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:01,519
Speaker 1: sauce on. I just dumped it on my octopus. I

1383
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:09,000
Speaker 1: would put on ice cream. I see what happened, So

1384
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:10,760
Speaker 1: I get it. I mean, if you want to find

1385
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:13,320
Speaker 1: Gandhi on Instagram or Twitter, and she's not Gandhi she's

1386
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:16,439
Speaker 1: baby hot sauce. Yes, okay, so it makes sense. It does,

1387
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 1: all right, So I'm gonna let you have that. Thank you.

1388
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:21,200
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, not that it was my decisions. And

1389
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:22,840
Speaker 1: the bottles are so pretty when you line them up

1390
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:27,800
Speaker 1: on even on bad eggs like Daniel Head makes it taste.

1391
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:31,519
Speaker 1: I put it on pizza avocados. And another great thing

1392
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:34,920
Speaker 1: about Chalua hot Sauce is rather than you know, ketchup.

1393
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 1: And I know you love Ketchup, Brody, I do too.

1394
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:39,800
Speaker 1: Ketchup is full of sugar. Oh yeah, Cholula is not.

1395
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:42,559
Speaker 1: So you get all that that punch of flavor without

1396
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 1: you know, drinking a sugarcane field. Anyway, it's in it.

1397
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 1: What makes Chalula fantastic. It's a balance of flavor and heat.

1398
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:52,479
Speaker 1: So there's not Why am I doing your commercial for you? Yeah,

1399
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:56,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, take it away. My ten year old

1400
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,200
Speaker 1: is obsessed with everything hot, so like, is there a

1401
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:02,160
Speaker 1: hot hot hot one? Because he lights it hot? They

1402
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,840
Speaker 1: have different ones. Okay, absolutely, I'm gonna make him a

1403
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:06,800
Speaker 1: little gift basket. Yeah, tell him it's from me. Okay,

1404
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:08,640
Speaker 1: all right, I love this stuff. Once you cram your

1405
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:12,360
Speaker 1: octopus sitting there ten year old the things. A lot

1406
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,240
Speaker 1: of people are afraid of hot sauss because they're too hot.

1407
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 1: Chalula chalua is a balance of flavor. I'm gonna put

1408
01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:21,559
Speaker 1: someone scary shrimp. It's funny. I always ask does it burn?

1409
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:27,559
Speaker 1: All right? What's that? I always ask people what their

1410
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 1: favorite hot sauce is, because I love hot sauce, and

1411
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,960
Speaker 1: most people say cholula because it has flavor and it's

1412
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,880
Speaker 1: not just like vinegary, and you know, like masks. Another

1413
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:39,439
Speaker 1: flavor compliments it so good. This is a sweetheartbard narrow. Well,

1414
01:16:39,439 --> 01:16:41,640
Speaker 1: they forgot my child dressing, so I use those. Do

1415
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 1: you use that as a dressing? Sprinkle some on your shrimp?

1416
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:51,200
Speaker 1: Not a lot, It doesn't take a lot, all right,

1417
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,600
Speaker 1: and scary even scary, that's a lot. He's squirting it

1418
01:16:55,600 --> 01:17:02,120
Speaker 1: across the room. Gary's clo now, oh no, he didn't

1419
01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:06,200
Speaker 1: realize the hot one. It's not that hot. It's good,

1420
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:11,400
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's good, it's great. He's struggling. Okay, So anyway,

1421
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:14,320
Speaker 1: even though you got the chilula account, I will always

1422
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:16,800
Speaker 1: back you up. If you have a six day gandhi, okay,

1423
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:19,719
Speaker 1: I'll be your your understudy. Thank you. It will be careful.

1424
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,400
Speaker 1: He's gonna trip you and give you a six days.

1425
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:24,160
Speaker 1: That's okay, I am. I'll share my hot sauces with everyone.

1426
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put some cholula in the Starbucks tie die frappuccina. Alright,

1427
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:31,600
Speaker 1: let's get into the three things you need to know

1428
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:34,400
Speaker 1: from Gandhi who stole the chilula account from. I love

1429
01:17:34,479 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 1: you though, and I will share all my sauce. Okay,

1430
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,880
Speaker 1: we know that a hurricane goold being brewing and coming

1431
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:42,679
Speaker 1: for Louisiana. They've already got some flood warnings happening. They've

1432
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,880
Speaker 1: gotten six inches of rain. Yeah, have you seen the pictures?

1433
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:49,040
Speaker 1: I Louisiana is the last place that needs this too,

1434
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,280
Speaker 1: right now. Well, there are a lot of places that

1435
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:51,920
Speaker 1: don't really need to put man, they've already been hit

1436
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:55,200
Speaker 1: terribly before and they're bracing for another one. AT and T,

1437
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 1: anyone have a TNT in here? Okay? Okay, they are

1438
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:02,599
Speaker 1: actually becoming the first wireless company that automatically blocks spam calls.

1439
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,560
Speaker 1: So right now on my phone, I get something this

1440
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:06,560
Speaker 1: is AT and T spam risk and then it just

1441
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:09,600
Speaker 1: goes away. Oh my god, Yes, Verizon, please we need that,

1442
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:12,599
Speaker 1: please very happy about that. We receive another one from

1443
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:15,400
Speaker 1: Zimbabwe yesterday. I'm like, maybe I have a friend there.

1444
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 1: I just want to find out who sold my phone

1445
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,880
Speaker 1: number because I'm going to go after them. That's ridiculous.

1446
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:23,000
Speaker 1: It would be great tea tea. And finally, this is

1447
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,599
Speaker 1: another story out of Florida. We love it. Florida. South

1448
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,840
Speaker 1: Florida in particular is being overrun right now by iguanas.

1449
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,800
Speaker 1: So officials are actually encouraging people to catch them and

1450
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:34,280
Speaker 1: get rid of them if you can. And a man

1451
01:18:34,439 --> 01:18:37,000
Speaker 1: was out iguana hunting when he accidentally shot the neighbor's

1452
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,200
Speaker 1: pool boy in the leg with a pellet gun, missed

1453
01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:43,559
Speaker 1: the iguana. This sounds like an I would catch an

1454
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:48,800
Speaker 1: iguana and pour some chaya. He went to shoot the

1455
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:52,280
Speaker 1: iguana and shot a pool boy. Yes, he was iguana hunting.

1456
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:55,559
Speaker 1: I love Florida story. I know everyone is okay though

1457
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:58,439
Speaker 1: the guy the boy is okay. So okay, goodness. That's

1458
01:18:58,479 --> 01:19:04,320
Speaker 1: the headline. Irresponsible with your iguana hunting. Thank you party.

1459
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:08,960
Speaker 1: This is Elvis Durand in the morning show. All right,

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Speaker 1: So we have a problem in our house. We have

1466
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:34,759
Speaker 1: several problems. One of them is Amazon's Deal of the Day. Okay,

1467
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:38,519
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be bad enough. When July fifteenth

1468
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:44,240
Speaker 1: and sixteenth, Amazon is doing its prime is pay took

1469
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,840
Speaker 1: advantage of like a pre Prime day. Scary told me

1470
01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:49,599
Speaker 1: that the Apple AirPods were on sale, and I'm like, oh,

1471
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:52,479
Speaker 1: I needed a pair? I want? Is the Is the

1472
01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:54,479
Speaker 1: pre Prime day thing the same as the Deal of

1473
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:57,040
Speaker 1: the Day? I don't think so. I think it's different. Okay,

1474
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,439
Speaker 1: Well here's the problem in our house. We got stuff

1475
01:19:59,479 --> 01:20:02,680
Speaker 1: showing up every frigging day from Amazon. Every every day.

1476
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:06,000
Speaker 1: Why Alex is hooked? Look at this book bag? I

1477
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,080
Speaker 1: gone a book bag? What are you in junior high

1478
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:13,880
Speaker 1: a book bag? And is he on the phone? Is

1479
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:18,960
Speaker 1: he yes? No? Yes? Yeah? Okay? Uh hi, Hi, good morning,

1480
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:23,760
Speaker 1: good morning, Alex, Alex, love of my life. Hey, did

1481
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:25,080
Speaker 1: you have a second? I know you're at the zoo,

1482
01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:27,800
Speaker 1: working hard, But I gotta ask you a question. Sure,

1483
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 1: do you think we need an intervention with your Amazon

1484
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:35,960
Speaker 1: Deal of the Day problem and intervention with my Amazon deal? Yes?

1485
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,640
Speaker 1: I believe so. Okay, So the other day I was

1486
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:40,519
Speaker 1: telling you you got a book a book bag. I'm like,

1487
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:42,080
Speaker 1: what do you need a book bag for it? You'd

1488
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:45,040
Speaker 1: walk to school every day? I mean, no, it was

1489
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:51,000
Speaker 1: off so it's it's great, but if you just want

1490
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:52,479
Speaker 1: it to buy it. Well, to be honest, he did

1491
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:56,080
Speaker 1: use it. We flew home with it yesterday. But talk

1492
01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:59,080
Speaker 1: about what happened the other day when fourteen things showed

1493
01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:01,960
Speaker 1: up at the home. Well, I was sitting by the

1494
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:04,280
Speaker 1: pool and the Amazon Deal of to day with these

1495
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:07,759
Speaker 1: cool pants, and so I bought one of each color.

1496
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:10,320
Speaker 1: How many they had shorts too? So I put one

1497
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:13,519
Speaker 1: of each color to hold on a total of how

1498
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:16,200
Speaker 1: many shorts and pants showed up that day? Uh? Seven

1499
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:20,200
Speaker 1: pants and seven shorts? Yea? And how much of a

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01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:24,400
Speaker 1: great deal did you get? Fifty five percent of WHOA? Wait?

1501
01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:26,360
Speaker 1: Can I answer a question? Because you know I love Amazon,

1502
01:21:26,439 --> 01:21:27,960
Speaker 1: But how do I sign up for the Deal of

1503
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:29,479
Speaker 1: the Day, Like, how do I get alerts? How do

1504
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:32,000
Speaker 1: I do this? Yeah, you just go to the Amazon

1505
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:34,320
Speaker 1: Prime and then you look and it's a deal of

1506
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,880
Speaker 1: a day and you scroll through the Deal of the days.

1507
01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:41,080
Speaker 1: So last week they had work work boots, So I

1508
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:43,680
Speaker 1: thought two of my co workers and myself the deal

1509
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:47,200
Speaker 1: of the day work boots. If you're buying for other people,

1510
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:49,040
Speaker 1: that's good. But see, we just lost Danielle. Now she's

1511
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 1: on Amazon. And by the way, let me be very clear,

1512
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 1: Amazon did not pass to talk about this. It's an

1513
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:58,639
Speaker 1: actual problem at our house. Yeah, but with that said, Amazon,

1514
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:00,640
Speaker 1: feel free to buy our show. Can you imagine that

1515
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:05,120
Speaker 1: this is an Amazon Morning show? I would sell out? Okay,

1516
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:08,200
Speaker 1: what's today's deal? Maybe Alex will run? Oh, so the

1517
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:11,280
Speaker 1: hoverboard is on sale. It was three hundred, it's two

1518
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:14,640
Speaker 1: oh nine. You can get, oh, Alex, nice sneakers, some

1519
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:19,720
Speaker 1: cool sneakers, some T shirts, a couple of cool dresses. Oh,

1520
01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:22,760
Speaker 1: this furniture too. We got furniture. All right. Look, you know,

1521
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:26,040
Speaker 1: you know me, I love shopping and when you buy

1522
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:28,720
Speaker 1: new clothes, Alex, it makes my heart sing, and so

1523
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:32,080
Speaker 1: I do what you want. But just to understand, when

1524
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:35,679
Speaker 1: stuff starts showing up like squirrel food, you know, stuff

1525
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:37,960
Speaker 1: like that, I don't know. You can't buy stuff you

1526
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,240
Speaker 1: don't need or it doesn't like. For at least some

1527
01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:42,679
Speaker 1: will go shopping and come home with an item home,

1528
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:46,200
Speaker 1: decre item or buy it. And I'm saying, where's that for? Oh?

1529
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:47,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll find a place. But I liked it.

1530
01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:50,479
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, that makes sense. I understand now it doesn't.

1531
01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:52,639
Speaker 1: All right, it does. We got to say goodbye to Alex. Alex,

1532
01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:55,240
Speaker 1: I love you. Are you? Are you gonna go shopping

1533
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:59,360
Speaker 1: again today? Yeah? At ten am? Break, I'll take a look,

1534
01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:02,720
Speaker 1: all right, if your break is until ten? What are

1535
01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:05,880
Speaker 1: you doing now? I'm putting up of fence right now,

1536
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:08,720
Speaker 1: but you interrupted me. I'm sorry. All right, I'll talk

1537
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,760
Speaker 1: to you later. But anybody need a new chair? Because

1538
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:13,760
Speaker 1: there's a really cute chair. I could use a new

1539
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:18,519
Speaker 1: chair anyway. So there you go. The prime day is

1540
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:22,599
Speaker 1: coming up. I'm stuck in this chair. What happened? Chair?

1541
01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:24,960
Speaker 1: So I sat on the chair? You know how you

1542
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:27,920
Speaker 1: put your leg under your other leg on the chair? Yes? Yeah,

1543
01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:32,320
Speaker 1: and it's like stuck behind the handle. Did you did

1544
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:36,479
Speaker 1: your footfall asleep while you were sitting on No? He

1545
01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:43,240
Speaker 1: really stuck. Stop it, stop laughing. Diamond. And by the way,

1546
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:45,160
Speaker 1: I gotta sit a you know, a screw you to

1547
01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:49,000
Speaker 1: web girl, Kathleen, why we'll come here, Kathleen. So you know, look,

1548
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,920
Speaker 1: after a vacation, I said, I need to dry out,

1549
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,040
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna dry out until my birthday because we

1550
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:56,880
Speaker 1: were on vacation. We just partied and we had such

1551
01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:58,680
Speaker 1: a good time. And with a good time, you know,

1552
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:01,200
Speaker 1: you drink and whatever. So I said to myself self,

1553
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:04,920
Speaker 1: your birthdays in August, so just maybe three weeks, just

1554
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:08,519
Speaker 1: chill out. So this morning, when the Chalula hot sauce

1555
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:12,200
Speaker 1: shows up, Kathleen says, where's the vacca exactly. Yeah, we

1556
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:13,960
Speaker 1: need to make we need to make up some bloody

1557
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:17,320
Speaker 1: mary or something. And I'm like, you know what, it's mornings.

1558
01:24:17,439 --> 01:24:19,920
Speaker 1: We've got Chalula hot sauce. Yeah, why not make a

1559
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:21,760
Speaker 1: bloody Mary. I mean, it's not a good morning until

1560
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:23,240
Speaker 1: you've had a bloody Mary. Well. See, I don't think

1561
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:27,519
Speaker 1: of bloody mary as a cocktail. It's it's a breakfast drink.

1562
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:29,800
Speaker 1: It's a meal. It's a meal. It is a Yeah,

1563
01:24:29,840 --> 01:24:31,800
Speaker 1: when the piece of pizza is sticking up out of it. Yeah,

1564
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:36,240
Speaker 1: you've ever been to a place that's great bloody marys

1565
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:39,080
Speaker 1: and they cram like an entire meal for ten people

1566
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:41,120
Speaker 1: in the top of it. Yeah, like hard boiled eggs

1567
01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:44,240
Speaker 1: and pickled vegetables and big celery sticks usually in there.

1568
01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:46,000
Speaker 1: I love when you can build your own I love

1569
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:48,759
Speaker 1: that thing up with love A build your own bloody

1570
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:50,920
Speaker 1: Mary bar. Oh bacon at coming out of a bloody

1571
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:55,040
Speaker 1: Mary bacon? Is your uncle Johnny does a bacon infused

1572
01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:58,360
Speaker 1: vodka Bloody Mary. I'm dead, but but I like it

1573
01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:00,160
Speaker 1: when they cram like an entire lobster of the the

1574
01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:05,000
Speaker 1: lobsters still alive, like the flight alight. Anyway, I just

1575
01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:07,240
Speaker 1: want to call you into chastise you. Okay, thanks now

1576
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:09,360
Speaker 1: you look I'm trembling. I gotta god. I have a

1577
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:11,439
Speaker 1: building marriage just one month, all right, thank you web

1578
01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:14,519
Speaker 1: girl Kathleen. Anyway, but so Scary was saying, there is

1579
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:18,000
Speaker 1: a psychological thing when you're on Amazon and you see

1580
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:21,519
Speaker 1: the slash through the nineteen ninety nine now it's now,

1581
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:25,639
Speaker 1: it's just twelve ninety nine. I saved seven dollars. I'm

1582
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:30,160
Speaker 1: something I never needed, Thank God. So, uh where was

1583
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:36,479
Speaker 1: I reading this? It doesn't matter? Um. A study oh

1584
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:40,400
Speaker 1: on Spotify found that the most popular song to listen

1585
01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:46,479
Speaker 1: to during sex is Neighbors No My Name Trey Songs

1586
01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:51,519
Speaker 1: right yeah, saying they're having sex so loud you're screaming

1587
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:53,320
Speaker 1: my name out sold out the neighbors No My Name.

1588
01:25:56,160 --> 01:26:00,400
Speaker 1: So they did a survey and the listener said, neighbors

1589
01:26:00,439 --> 01:26:02,240
Speaker 1: know my Name Trey Songs the number one song to

1590
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:04,879
Speaker 1: listen to all doing it soon as we get started

1591
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:09,439
Speaker 1: making love. Okay, by the way, stop it right there.

1592
01:26:12,560 --> 01:26:15,519
Speaker 1: As soon as we against dadded making love? No God,

1593
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:18,960
Speaker 1: noe tell her when your problem? Gandhi. I would really

1594
01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:25,160
Speaker 1: like to petition to outlaw the term making love. It

1595
01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:38,000
Speaker 1: makes me want to vomiting. Please, let's say it again. Hey, um, Gandhi, No, hey, baby,

1596
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:43,519
Speaker 1: comes it down. I'm gonna make love to you. Wait,

1597
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:48,080
Speaker 1: what do you mean, crapy Big Daddy wants to make

1598
01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:53,280
Speaker 1: love God as soon as we get started soon as

1599
01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:57,880
Speaker 1: we against Dadding. It sounds so roman. Okay. Here's my

1600
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,680
Speaker 1: theory in the term making love. I think it's embarrassing

1601
01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:07,680
Speaker 1: because you talking out loud about being that intimate and

1602
01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:12,000
Speaker 1: that into someone. It's it's it's a little a little embarrassing.

1603
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel like it's so like

1604
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:19,000
Speaker 1: mom and dad take and nobody says that they make love.

1605
01:27:20,439 --> 01:27:22,040
Speaker 1: Let me, let me change the let me change the

1606
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:27,479
Speaker 1: What are the words again? As we get started making love?

1607
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:34,040
Speaker 1: Here we as soon as we get started banging out

1608
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:42,040
Speaker 1: much better? Jump my bones, take a ride? All right?

1609
01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:45,320
Speaker 1: That is acceptable? So on this list there are other

1610
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:47,240
Speaker 1: songs to make love to. The number two songs to

1611
01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:49,679
Speaker 1: make love to, according to the survey, is slow Motion

1612
01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:54,559
Speaker 1: by Trey Songs. Was this paid for by Trey Songs?

1613
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:57,840
Speaker 1: Don't Know They Love? People voted Trey Songs number one

1614
01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:01,000
Speaker 1: and two songs for making love or sex? Oh, you

1615
01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:04,760
Speaker 1: gotta trust the for the club. This is a great

1616
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:08,880
Speaker 1: song though, No, Nick, all right, you know which songs

1617
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:13,040
Speaker 1: it's not on this list is a Talk by Khalid.

1618
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you guys are all loving that song. Listen

1619
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:28,840
Speaker 1: to listen to it. Baby, I'm gonna make love. This

1620
01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:32,040
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like a baby making song, dude. Yeah. I

1621
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:34,240
Speaker 1: just keep picturing Greg t dancing to it because he

1622
01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:37,280
Speaker 1: gets really turned on by this song. Wait, hold on,

1623
01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:40,880
Speaker 1: hold on all right, okay. Number one to number two

1624
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:43,680
Speaker 1: on the have Sex song list is Neighbors, Neighbors on

1625
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:45,960
Speaker 1: My Name and then slow Motion by Trey Songs. Number

1626
01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:49,360
Speaker 1: three is Jeremiah with what We don't have that one,

1627
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:51,519
Speaker 1: we don't have all this? Okay, what's the next one.

1628
01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:53,439
Speaker 1: The next one is earned It? Oh yeah, earned it?

1629
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:56,920
Speaker 1: Fifty shades of Greave. The Weekend, Oh yeah, for sure

1630
01:28:57,200 --> 01:28:59,800
Speaker 1: this Remember when this came out? Oh yeah, I used

1631
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:03,800
Speaker 1: to have like, excuse myself with the room. We haven't

1632
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:07,080
Speaker 1: played this in a long time. Oh my god, the

1633
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:14,280
Speaker 1: Weekend make it look like it's magic. You know what,

1634
01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:18,240
Speaker 1: what are you picture Kristen Gray just grabbing her and

1635
01:29:18,439 --> 01:29:21,920
Speaker 1: dragging her across the piano. My god, in her silk pajamas.

1636
01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:27,840
Speaker 1: My god, I've never done it on a piano. Look

1637
01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:31,800
Speaker 1: good in the movie? All right? Okay, that's number four,

1638
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:36,160
Speaker 1: and that's number five is another weekends. Oh the weekend

1639
01:29:36,479 --> 01:29:49,320
Speaker 1: often don't talk, please, I mean, who couldn't have sex

1640
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:53,080
Speaker 1: to This weekend has a lot of bangers. What was

1641
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:57,360
Speaker 1: that straight name? Okay? What okay, Nate? What song did

1642
01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:58,840
Speaker 1: you play in the studio when you did it right?

1643
01:29:58,880 --> 01:30:01,639
Speaker 1: We're all when you when you did it right here

1644
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:04,400
Speaker 1: on my desk in the studio? Which song was playing? Actually?

1645
01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:06,519
Speaker 1: I think I did cue something up. I think it

1646
01:30:06,680 --> 01:30:10,040
Speaker 1: was let me go to my greatest it's okay, wait

1647
01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:13,320
Speaker 1: a second, so hold on straight and actually has on

1648
01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:17,400
Speaker 1: his yea on his phone a sex playlist, Thank you, iHeartRadio.

1649
01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:20,120
Speaker 1: It's nine songs, it's thirty eight minutes long, which is

1650
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:24,320
Speaker 1: my average time. I'm not playing list lasting for a month.

1651
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:25,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What did he just say? He just had

1652
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:28,960
Speaker 1: his average time, sometimes a little bit longer, sometimes a

1653
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,960
Speaker 1: little bit less. But it starts with sexual Healing, the

1654
01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:36,360
Speaker 1: Maximilian Remix, which is awesome, Crazy Bitch by buck Cherry,

1655
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:39,120
Speaker 1: I do have earned it on there? Then sexy can

1656
01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:43,960
Speaker 1: I buy Ray J closer by nine inch nails, Electric

1657
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:48,439
Speaker 1: Feel Pony Ponies on the list? Uh, stripped that down,

1658
01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:50,920
Speaker 1: and then I end I wrap it up with music

1659
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,640
Speaker 1: Sounds Better with You, which is really sexy. Want to

1660
01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,880
Speaker 1: listen to it? Like a lot of different was happening there.

1661
01:30:55,880 --> 01:31:00,280
Speaker 1: I feel dirty you playing that on your phone to us? Right? Yeah,

1662
01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:06,960
Speaker 1: it's it's your cool balance the print songs like I

1663
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:09,400
Speaker 1: Have Thieves in the Temple and get Off and like

1664
01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:16,200
Speaker 1: all that stuff. Yeah, we all have our different songs. Okay,

1665
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:17,920
Speaker 1: let me get back to the list. Okay, number what

1666
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:26,479
Speaker 1: is this? Don't oh? This is Bryson Tiller don't would

1667
01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:32,320
Speaker 1: dot be deside all right? Uh? And also on the

1668
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:38,120
Speaker 1: list at number seven before genuine Yeah, a bunch of

1669
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make love to you right now. This is

1670
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:51,479
Speaker 1: a great song. I couldn't. I couldn't make love to

1671
01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:53,840
Speaker 1: that song because all I see is magic Mike and

1672
01:31:54,520 --> 01:31:59,599
Speaker 1: Striven on the stage. Laugh of course. Number eight birthday Sex.

1673
01:32:00,439 --> 01:32:02,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we haven't played this in a long time.

1674
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:09,280
Speaker 1: This is a weird version, like a dance mix Birthdays.

1675
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:20,160
Speaker 1: I used to love this song so much. They were

1676
01:32:20,280 --> 01:32:26,639
Speaker 1: a clean version. Was birthday text that through the kids thought,

1677
01:32:28,479 --> 01:32:32,840
Speaker 1: send you a birthday text. Let me get to the hook.

1678
01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:56,479
Speaker 1: This is my favorite part. Ready you know you danced? Okay.

1679
01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:59,240
Speaker 1: Here's one of the things I hate about iHeartRadio. They

1680
01:32:59,479 --> 01:33:03,840
Speaker 1: edit our songs. That makes me mad. Bird Birthday it's

1681
01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:06,439
Speaker 1: worse than birthday text. I swear to god, I can't

1682
01:33:06,479 --> 01:33:10,560
Speaker 1: say sex. We can't say sex on iHeart Radio. I

1683
01:33:10,680 --> 01:33:13,160
Speaker 1: tell you sometimes this company just makes me want to

1684
01:33:13,240 --> 01:33:18,919
Speaker 1: just burrow. We play truffle butter and it's entirety. Yeah, seriously,

1685
01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:21,920
Speaker 1: can't we can't we like just play our own versions.

1686
01:33:24,439 --> 01:33:27,559
Speaker 1: I mean, for for a company that loves music so much,

1687
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:31,479
Speaker 1: we destroy just as much. Oh, it makes me mad

1688
01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:39,160
Speaker 1: your birthday, birthday. Ah, you should be embarrassed of yourself

1689
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:41,000
Speaker 1: editing our music. Let me see what else on the

1690
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:43,880
Speaker 1: sex list moment, I'm sorry I went on. Oh, Wicked

1691
01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:57,920
Speaker 1: games more from the Weekend. I don't wicked. Oh, and

1692
01:33:58,160 --> 01:34:04,720
Speaker 1: of course exchange number ten on the list. Let me

1693
01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:06,960
Speaker 1: tell you this is a list from Spotify listeners. I

1694
01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:10,880
Speaker 1: don't hear Spotify editing anything. You know what I'm saying? Hello,

1695
01:34:11,720 --> 01:34:15,640
Speaker 1: I think by you, I get in my feelings, I

1696
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:18,920
Speaker 1: start remembering you. That's time of a round. I wanted

1697
01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:21,880
Speaker 1: to be different, waiting on a sign. Guess it's time

1698
01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:24,840
Speaker 1: for a different. So we all have our own lists

1699
01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:28,320
Speaker 1: of songs. We want to do it too. I guess

1700
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:36,320
Speaker 1: I'm more like Duelipa one Kiss. I love this song.

1701
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:39,160
Speaker 1: But you know the Trey Songs. And when Tray sits

1702
01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:41,000
Speaker 1: down to write a song, When Trey Songs writes a song,

1703
01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:43,080
Speaker 1: is he's like, Okay, what can I write That's gonna

1704
01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:45,519
Speaker 1: make people horny? You know what I'm saying. There were

1705
01:34:45,560 --> 01:34:47,759
Speaker 1: three artists on that entire list. It was The Weekend

1706
01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:49,760
Speaker 1: Bryson Teller and Trey songs. Yeah, that's true, that's it.

1707
01:34:49,920 --> 01:35:01,439
Speaker 1: And here's me. I love the song so much, Babycity conc. Okay,

1708
01:35:01,479 --> 01:35:04,160
Speaker 1: maybe this is the song. I play it at the

1709
01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:09,120
Speaker 1: end to rejoice that we found the ends off through

1710
01:35:09,439 --> 01:35:14,679
Speaker 1: you give Me a Fie. What a great song anyway,

1711
01:35:14,720 --> 01:35:17,120
Speaker 1: So enough of that, So make up your own list,

1712
01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:20,200
Speaker 1: put it on your iPhone, be ready to plow it out.

1713
01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:23,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did I heart edit that out? When I

1714
01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:26,040
Speaker 1: just said I did, I'm sorry. I get so mad.

1715
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:34,680
Speaker 1: I think you met it out? Yeah, oh to make

1716
01:35:34,720 --> 01:35:37,200
Speaker 1: sweet now I want to hear prints. This is why

1717
01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:39,439
Speaker 1: we should have our own radio station. Seriously. I just

1718
01:35:40,200 --> 01:35:44,080
Speaker 1: infuriates me that we can't any Remember when they took

1719
01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:47,080
Speaker 1: pimp ship out of the Neo song. Yeah, the Neo

1720
01:35:47,120 --> 01:35:48,960
Speaker 1: song said something about you know, floating around on your

1721
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:51,880
Speaker 1: on your pimp ship. Yeah. Yeah, they took it out

1722
01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:55,799
Speaker 1: because they're afraid someone may think it's something else. Okay,

1723
01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:59,800
Speaker 1: what year is this? And get your ass back home?

1724
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:03,000
Speaker 1: You wouldn't play ass? Get your black home, Get your

1725
01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:11,000
Speaker 1: back home. I quit, I just quit. You quit every day? Well,

1726
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:14,920
Speaker 1: today's rant is quitting because they edit our music. Okay,

1727
01:36:15,240 --> 01:36:19,680
Speaker 1: pimp ship, are you serious? This is we are the

1728
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:23,719
Speaker 1: kids BOPAM Radio, and we're sitting here talking about songs

1729
01:36:23,760 --> 01:36:29,120
Speaker 1: to do it too. Okay, anyway, Oh wait, here's the

1730
01:36:29,160 --> 01:36:35,559
Speaker 1: one I like. This is my song buck Cherry and Crazy.

1731
01:36:38,479 --> 01:36:40,920
Speaker 1: I think they actually leave this one intact it, don't think. Well,

1732
01:36:40,960 --> 01:36:45,680
Speaker 1: let's find out down you got a lovely face. We're

1733
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:49,280
Speaker 1: going to y'all place, and now you got to bring

1734
01:36:49,400 --> 01:37:00,120
Speaker 1: me out screams out loud, lad, but I got to go.

1735
01:37:00,280 --> 01:37:08,200
Speaker 1: Did they do it? Y'all? Okay, I understand that one,

1736
01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:15,000
Speaker 1: But what is this? Oh I'm in Miami, bitch, right,

1737
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:18,280
Speaker 1: Let's see what they did this one. I'm in Miami.

1738
01:37:18,479 --> 01:37:28,439
Speaker 1: Trick be a hooker, tricks up, I'm in my I'm

1739
01:37:28,479 --> 01:37:35,960
Speaker 1: in Miami trick o this place. Save the song that's

1740
01:37:35,960 --> 01:37:37,280
Speaker 1: what they play over at the New p l J.

1741
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:46,400
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so negative,

1742
01:37:46,439 --> 01:37:49,720
Speaker 1: but Somon, I love where I work so much, but

1743
01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:59,840
Speaker 1: sometimes they make decisions. That's really me off. All right, Hi, Danielle, Hello,

1744
01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:03,040
Speaker 1: make sure it's lily clean. Yes, well, I can't promise

1745
01:38:03,080 --> 01:38:05,120
Speaker 1: you that. Let's try what's going on? All right? So

1746
01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:07,800
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson is about to give us a tell All book,

1747
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,680
Speaker 1: and I bet it's not lily clean. Well, we're going

1748
01:38:09,720 --> 01:38:12,160
Speaker 1: to read in there, she's gonna talk about her newly

1749
01:38:12,200 --> 01:38:14,599
Speaker 1: wed days. That's when she was, remember, married to Nick

1750
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:20,600
Speaker 1: Lache from ninety eight degrees who's now married to So

1751
01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:23,240
Speaker 1: here's my question. And Jessica Simpson's married to Vanessa la

1752
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:27,120
Speaker 1: Now here's my question. If you're Vanessa Lasche, h are

1753
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:29,519
Speaker 1: you a little nervous about the book coming out about

1754
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:33,360
Speaker 1: the past? No, you should be Nick Lashe and being nervous. Yeah, say, well,

1755
01:38:33,840 --> 01:38:35,639
Speaker 1: my ex wife has a book coming up. Maybe there's

1756
01:38:35,640 --> 01:38:36,920
Speaker 1: a few things that need to tell you because they

1757
01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:38,200
Speaker 1: may be in the book. Well, he doesn't know what's

1758
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:40,080
Speaker 1: in the book. Maybe they shared it with him. You

1759
01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:41,719
Speaker 1: never know. I hope, so, I really hope. So because

1760
01:38:41,720 --> 01:38:44,000
Speaker 1: I love both of them. I love all three. When

1761
01:38:44,000 --> 01:38:45,960
Speaker 1: you write a book, as I just did, and you

1762
01:38:46,080 --> 01:38:48,840
Speaker 1: write about specific things that happened, the legal department calls

1763
01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:50,800
Speaker 1: you and says, okay, can you verify these things happen

1764
01:38:50,840 --> 01:38:52,720
Speaker 1: because we don't want to lawsuit. Okay, So that's good.

1765
01:38:52,920 --> 01:38:55,959
Speaker 1: So maybe you know, well, okay, anyways. Henny Shells February

1766
01:38:56,080 --> 01:38:59,040
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, and it is available for pre order, which

1767
01:38:59,080 --> 01:39:02,040
Speaker 1: I just did for ninety nine on Amazon, so you

1768
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:05,040
Speaker 1: can check that out. Forbes highlighted six people from the

1769
01:39:05,120 --> 01:39:08,080
Speaker 1: Marvel Cinematic universe who have made a total of three

1770
01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:11,200
Speaker 1: hundred and forty million dollars over the past year. Now,

1771
01:39:11,520 --> 01:39:13,400
Speaker 1: a lot of the money did come from Marvel, but

1772
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:15,240
Speaker 1: not all of it. So let me give you the

1773
01:39:15,280 --> 01:39:18,479
Speaker 1: top three. Bradley Cooper, who plays Rocket fifty seven million,

1774
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:23,200
Speaker 1: Robert Downey Junior, who plays Iron Man sixty six million.

1775
01:39:23,760 --> 01:39:27,759
Speaker 1: I love him so much. Tony Stark is just so wonderful.

1776
01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:31,839
Speaker 1: He really is. Tony Stark is a conceited jerk sometimes,

1777
01:39:31,880 --> 01:39:33,920
Speaker 1: but it just makes him hotter. I don't know how.

1778
01:39:34,160 --> 01:39:35,920
Speaker 1: And Chris and I know he's just a character. And

1779
01:39:36,120 --> 01:39:39,559
Speaker 1: Chris Hemsworth thor seventy six point four million. That's another

1780
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:41,880
Speaker 1: one man that hammer throw that hammer down. They can't

1781
01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:46,000
Speaker 1: talk about. So there are two movies in the works

1782
01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:48,479
Speaker 1: about the Momo Challenge. You guys remember this. This is

1783
01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:51,680
Speaker 1: the thing where kids would text a number and be

1784
01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:55,040
Speaker 1: prompted to harm themselves or kill themselves. It was going

1785
01:39:55,120 --> 01:39:57,400
Speaker 1: around for a while. Well in real life, it turned

1786
01:39:57,400 --> 01:40:00,320
Speaker 1: out it was a hoax and obviously not not cool um,

1787
01:40:00,439 --> 01:40:02,640
Speaker 1: but they're making a couple of movies based on it.

1788
01:40:03,360 --> 01:40:07,280
Speaker 1: Barbara streisand S bears no expense for her pets. She

1789
01:40:07,439 --> 01:40:10,599
Speaker 1: performed Sunday Night in London and her three dogs sat

1790
01:40:10,680 --> 01:40:15,559
Speaker 1: in the VIP section. She flew them ten thousand miles

1791
01:40:15,680 --> 01:40:19,479
Speaker 1: overseas on a private jet. What are you gonna fly

1792
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:23,920
Speaker 1: them on United? Yes, Barbara's not gonna send her dogs

1793
01:40:23,960 --> 01:40:25,600
Speaker 1: on United. I mean that's just I mean, I mean,

1794
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:27,760
Speaker 1: Unite is very nice. I'm telling you, when I come back,

1795
01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:31,360
Speaker 1: I want to be reincarnated as Barbara Streisand's dogs because

1796
01:40:31,520 --> 01:40:33,240
Speaker 1: they get better life than I do. Let me work

1797
01:40:33,280 --> 01:40:36,680
Speaker 1: on that. Whoopi Goldberg sets that her doctors told her

1798
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:39,840
Speaker 1: she had a thirty percent chance of dying. Earlier this year,

1799
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:43,040
Speaker 1: she came down with pneumonia in both lungs and sepsis,

1800
01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:46,160
Speaker 1: and she said, I'm lucky to be a lie who

1801
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:49,680
Speaker 1: that's Whoopi Goldberg. That's scary and Ed Sheeran, by the way,

1802
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:51,599
Speaker 1: you know, he has his new album and number six

1803
01:40:51,720 --> 01:40:54,519
Speaker 1: collaborations coming out. He's also going to have a pop

1804
01:40:54,600 --> 01:40:57,400
Speaker 1: up store in New York, LA, Boston, Detroit, Seattle, Philly,

1805
01:40:57,479 --> 01:41:00,479
Speaker 1: All over the place. It's only opened this Fay from

1806
01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:03,519
Speaker 1: three oh six pm to nine oh six pm. So

1807
01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:06,160
Speaker 1: if you want some of his merchandise, that's where you

1808
01:41:06,240 --> 01:41:08,519
Speaker 1: gotta check it out. So go and figure out where

1809
01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:11,240
Speaker 1: you can find him. That's it, feel like, Daniel go,

1810
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:12,960
Speaker 1: I'm just figure it out. Figure out where you can

1811
01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:17,479
Speaker 1: find This is justin Timberlake. Hey there, it's Phoebe Rex

1812
01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:19,880
Speaker 1: and you're listening to Elvis durand Elvis Durand in the

1813
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:23,000
Speaker 1: morning show Shape. You know, I love Taco Bell so much.

1814
01:41:23,439 --> 01:41:27,000
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Taco Bell. Not only I mean I've

1815
01:41:27,080 --> 01:41:28,560
Speaker 1: loved them for years and they didn't have to go

1816
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:30,600
Speaker 1: this far and be this spectacular, but they have. Not

1817
01:41:30,680 --> 01:41:33,640
Speaker 1: only do they have that Chasing Gold movie trailer with

1818
01:41:33,760 --> 01:41:36,160
Speaker 1: our buddy Darren Chris in it. Yeah, but then he

1819
01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:39,920
Speaker 1: plays Zach Collins. It's a movie trader. It's a movie

1820
01:41:39,960 --> 01:41:42,600
Speaker 1: trader for a movie movie that will never exist. I

1821
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:45,160
Speaker 1: know it really is. Any of that song out about

1822
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:49,040
Speaker 1: Nacho Fries And now Taco Bell has that resort in

1823
01:41:49,160 --> 01:41:52,720
Speaker 1: Palm Springs. Yep, the Tacotel. It's a tacotel. I mean,

1824
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:55,479
Speaker 1: who else is doing stuff like that? I mean and

1825
01:41:55,840 --> 01:41:57,320
Speaker 1: look at the end of the day, it's a great

1826
01:41:57,360 --> 01:41:59,599
Speaker 1: place to have lunch or dinner. But the fact they're

1827
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:01,120
Speaker 1: doing only the other fun things. They are like the

1828
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:05,080
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio of Tacos, but they don't edit their songs, right,

1829
01:42:07,320 --> 01:42:10,080
Speaker 1: Chasing Gold that's the name of the song right anyway,

1830
01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:12,320
Speaker 1: So save the natural Fries. Make sure you get to

1831
01:42:12,439 --> 01:42:14,599
Speaker 1: natural Fries before they go away, because they will. As

1832
01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,519
Speaker 1: summer will go away, so will the natural fries. We

1833
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:22,000
Speaker 1: love you, Talco. This Elvis grand in the Morning Show. Well,

1834
01:42:22,000 --> 01:42:24,120
Speaker 1: our apologies to a lot of parents who are driving

1835
01:42:24,160 --> 01:42:27,240
Speaker 1: their kids when we're talking about the songs that make

1836
01:42:27,320 --> 01:42:31,400
Speaker 1: you horny? Hey, Michelle, did you hear that a second ago?

1837
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:36,400
Speaker 1: I did? I did? Did you did you like the segment?

1838
01:42:36,479 --> 01:42:37,840
Speaker 1: Can you? Can you give us a grade on? It

1839
01:42:37,920 --> 01:42:41,679
Speaker 1: was a good bed? It was pretty bad though, because

1840
01:42:41,680 --> 01:42:44,040
Speaker 1: it's been a really, really long time and I try

1841
01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:46,439
Speaker 1: to avoid anything that might actually turn me on or

1842
01:42:46,479 --> 01:42:52,720
Speaker 1: give me a little information. Sorry, killing me. So even

1843
01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:54,840
Speaker 1: though we were making fun of the songs that make

1844
01:42:54,880 --> 01:43:01,439
Speaker 1: people horny, you were actually yeah, fine, remember what was

1845
01:43:01,479 --> 01:43:06,880
Speaker 1: the last song I listened to while making love? Sorry? Okay,

1846
01:43:07,120 --> 01:43:10,880
Speaker 1: so you've had a dry spell for how long about

1847
01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:13,920
Speaker 1: five years? Okay, look up number one song five years ago?

1848
01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:17,200
Speaker 1: What are you trying to do this, poor woman? And

1849
01:43:17,640 --> 01:43:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm kind of curious to know what you know because

1850
01:43:19,240 --> 01:43:20,800
Speaker 1: we've played a bunch of songs and some of those

1851
01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:24,360
Speaker 1: were actually older than five years. So I don't know, Michelle.

1852
01:43:24,360 --> 01:43:26,000
Speaker 1: By the way, I want to make it very clear,

1853
01:43:26,080 --> 01:43:28,360
Speaker 1: a lot of people may not be completely honest about this,

1854
01:43:28,479 --> 01:43:29,800
Speaker 1: but there are a lot of people going through a

1855
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:32,080
Speaker 1: dry spell and but they just don't want to admit it,

1856
01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:34,880
Speaker 1: you know, you know what, to be honest with you,

1857
01:43:35,160 --> 01:43:38,320
Speaker 1: I am an older single mom and I'm just tired

1858
01:43:38,479 --> 01:43:42,320
Speaker 1: and too lazy to date. Yeah, but here's the thing,

1859
01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:44,160
Speaker 1: you don't You shouldn't feel pressure to do it just

1860
01:43:44,240 --> 01:43:46,120
Speaker 1: because everyone. You do it when you're ready to do it.

1861
01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:48,760
Speaker 1: That's the whole point, you know, it's it's your things.

1862
01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:52,559
Speaker 1: At this point, Elvis I has the flexibility of a crowbar.

1863
01:43:52,640 --> 01:43:53,920
Speaker 1: I think if I try to do it, I'm going

1864
01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:57,000
Speaker 1: to break the pip. Okay, are you ready for the

1865
01:43:57,120 --> 01:43:59,040
Speaker 1: number one song five years ago? This is a song

1866
01:43:59,120 --> 01:44:09,680
Speaker 1: you last year, Happy by Pharrell Williams. I wish it

1867
01:44:09,760 --> 01:44:16,680
Speaker 1: had made me happy. It might seem you know, what

1868
01:44:16,720 --> 01:44:18,760
Speaker 1: I want everyone. I challenge everyone to have sex to

1869
01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:21,439
Speaker 1: this song and see what happened. I couldn't do it,

1870
01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:24,600
Speaker 1: all right, Michel, Look, I'm glad you're listening to us.

1871
01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:27,320
Speaker 1: Thank you. I hope you have a great day. You

1872
01:44:27,520 --> 01:44:30,280
Speaker 1: guys have a wonderful day, you too. Take it easy, yeah,

1873
01:44:30,600 --> 01:44:33,720
Speaker 1: because I'm happy. It's a great song. I don't know

1874
01:44:33,760 --> 01:44:35,160
Speaker 1: if I could have sex to it? Could you like

1875
01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:37,200
Speaker 1: a turn off? I think it kind of funny. Hey,

1876
01:44:37,280 --> 01:44:38,960
Speaker 1: I got an idea tonight. Let's try to have sex

1877
01:44:39,080 --> 01:44:45,720
Speaker 1: while listening to a happy I don't know. Uh. I

1878
01:44:45,880 --> 01:44:48,679
Speaker 1: was talking to Nate earlier about this, and I wanted

1879
01:44:48,720 --> 01:44:52,120
Speaker 1: to bring it up. Ways to motivate yourself, they're saying

1880
01:44:52,240 --> 01:44:55,080
Speaker 1: talking to yourself in the second person is the secret

1881
01:44:55,120 --> 01:44:57,720
Speaker 1: to success. So if you have a big report to

1882
01:44:57,760 --> 01:45:00,240
Speaker 1: get done, or you've got to get clean up the closet, whatever,

1883
01:45:00,680 --> 01:45:02,160
Speaker 1: rather than saying I can do it, I can do it,

1884
01:45:02,200 --> 01:45:05,000
Speaker 1: you're supposed to say you can do it. Oh, yeah,

1885
01:45:05,120 --> 01:45:07,320
Speaker 1: you can do it, right, straight it? You know you

1886
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:09,160
Speaker 1: do that? Yeah? I do that all the time. I

1887
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:11,559
Speaker 1: look in the mirror and I talk to myself as

1888
01:45:11,600 --> 01:45:14,960
Speaker 1: you just describe, Because I'm my own motivator. Right, I'm

1889
01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:17,120
Speaker 1: my own coach, so I've got to do that and

1890
01:45:17,120 --> 01:45:19,040
Speaker 1: I've got to talk to myself in that fashion. They're

1891
01:45:19,080 --> 01:45:21,400
Speaker 1: saying the reason why one reason it may work is

1892
01:45:21,439 --> 01:45:26,439
Speaker 1: it because it kind of separates the message from you.

1893
01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:29,400
Speaker 1: It's if there is another person saying you can do it. Yeah,

1894
01:45:29,600 --> 01:45:33,400
Speaker 1: so they're saying, say you can do it, or motivate yourself.

1895
01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:37,559
Speaker 1: You can make that extra dollarmark. You know, I don't

1896
01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:39,800
Speaker 1: know anything. My husband looks himself in the mirror and

1897
01:45:39,880 --> 01:45:42,120
Speaker 1: does that all the time, Like he will rehearse before

1898
01:45:42,160 --> 01:45:43,960
Speaker 1: he's got a big client in front of him and

1899
01:45:44,200 --> 01:45:47,080
Speaker 1: and like pump himself up and repractice it. And I

1900
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:50,960
Speaker 1: caught him doing it once. I'm like, what are you're doing? Crazy?

1901
01:45:51,320 --> 01:45:53,240
Speaker 1: And he said, no, no one. He explained it to me,

1902
01:45:53,280 --> 01:45:54,880
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my gosh, it makes total sense.

1903
01:45:55,240 --> 01:45:56,880
Speaker 1: Don't you love it when people walk in while you're

1904
01:45:56,880 --> 01:45:59,400
Speaker 1: doing something and they're not supposed to see it? Totally? Yeah.

1905
01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:01,560
Speaker 1: I do that to myself all the time, though I

1906
01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:03,439
Speaker 1: have like a conversation then I'll be like, shut up,

1907
01:46:03,439 --> 01:46:09,120
Speaker 1: you got this. But if someone but if someone hears it,

1908
01:46:09,439 --> 01:46:11,519
Speaker 1: oh yeah, we had a friend I'm not going to

1909
01:46:11,560 --> 01:46:13,240
Speaker 1: say her name is. When I lived in Philly and

1910
01:46:13,360 --> 01:46:14,800
Speaker 1: she would go into the bathroom, we would be at

1911
01:46:14,800 --> 01:46:16,760
Speaker 1: a party, whatever, just at dinner, party, or just us

1912
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:18,800
Speaker 1: in their apartment. She's like, Hey, I've got to go

1913
01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:20,200
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Be right back, and you hear the

1914
01:46:20,240 --> 01:46:21,800
Speaker 1: door shut, then you hear I don't know what you

1915
01:46:21,880 --> 01:46:24,840
Speaker 1: mean by that. You've got to be kidding me. Are

1916
01:46:24,880 --> 01:46:29,360
Speaker 1: you serious? And it's if she was talking to another person,

1917
01:46:29,760 --> 01:46:32,280
Speaker 1: she might have a voice in her head. No, well, so,

1918
01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:34,000
Speaker 1: I mean, you know me, after a drink or day,

1919
01:46:34,040 --> 01:46:36,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, so, who you're talking to her? She says,

1920
01:46:36,920 --> 01:46:38,519
Speaker 1: you know, funny you asked that. She said, I've done

1921
01:46:38,520 --> 01:46:40,560
Speaker 1: this all my life. She says, I process things like

1922
01:46:40,680 --> 01:46:42,400
Speaker 1: that and people think I'm out of my mind. Yeah,

1923
01:46:42,479 --> 01:46:45,960
Speaker 1: and I maybe, but it works. So I'm saying, well,

1924
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:47,880
Speaker 1: who am I to judge if you can go into

1925
01:46:47,880 --> 01:46:51,120
Speaker 1: the bathroom and talk it out with yourself out loud, yeah,

1926
01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:54,120
Speaker 1: Because they do say, if you want to affirm something

1927
01:46:54,240 --> 01:46:56,240
Speaker 1: or you want to make something real, rather than just

1928
01:46:56,280 --> 01:46:57,760
Speaker 1: saying it to yourself in your head, if you say

1929
01:46:57,800 --> 01:47:00,519
Speaker 1: it out loud, Yeah, like meeting someone, Oh, your name

1930
01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:03,240
Speaker 1: is Danielle. If you say it out loud, it helps

1931
01:47:03,240 --> 01:47:06,080
Speaker 1: you remember it. I did it in the store all

1932
01:47:06,120 --> 01:47:07,960
Speaker 1: the time. If I'm looking for something going, I don't

1933
01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:10,600
Speaker 1: wonder why don't they have it? Where the hell is

1934
01:47:10,680 --> 01:47:13,680
Speaker 1: my size? This is ridiculous, that's totally viable. I get that.

1935
01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:15,080
Speaker 1: I've had people come up to me and go, I

1936
01:47:15,160 --> 01:47:20,679
Speaker 1: talk to myself all the time. I get it. Okay,

1937
01:47:20,800 --> 01:47:24,320
Speaker 1: this is right, Harry, what's up? This is pink? And

1938
01:47:24,479 --> 01:47:27,479
Speaker 1: you're listening to Elvis Duran Elvis Duran in the morning show.

1939
01:47:33,120 --> 01:47:35,920
Speaker 1: You don't froggy. You're about to get into food news. Yes,

1940
01:47:36,120 --> 01:47:37,880
Speaker 1: may I give you a little food news? Sure? I

1941
01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:41,800
Speaker 1: was reading over the weekend. Actually on Twitter, Twitter is

1942
01:47:41,840 --> 01:47:46,040
Speaker 1: totally divided over how to toast the perfect marshmallow. Oh okay,

1943
01:47:46,200 --> 01:47:49,439
Speaker 1: so the way you rate it is one is completely

1944
01:47:49,600 --> 01:47:53,559
Speaker 1: raw and ten is totally incinerated. Right, okay? And Christi

1945
01:47:53,680 --> 01:47:57,519
Speaker 1: Tegan say she likes hers at a seven and eight,

1946
01:47:57,920 --> 01:47:59,640
Speaker 1: because if it's at five or six, it might as

1947
01:47:59,640 --> 01:48:03,200
Speaker 1: well be to pla plaine ass marshmallows. What should say?

1948
01:48:03,840 --> 01:48:07,400
Speaker 1: I love her? I happen to like I liked it

1949
01:48:07,479 --> 01:48:09,160
Speaker 1: for them to catch on fire. Yeah, and I'll blow

1950
01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:10,840
Speaker 1: them out. Yeah, me too, So I think it moves

1951
01:48:10,880 --> 01:48:12,720
Speaker 1: mine to like an eight, I think, or maybe a

1952
01:48:12,800 --> 01:48:15,120
Speaker 1: six or seven. I don't I don't want it totally

1953
01:48:15,200 --> 01:48:17,800
Speaker 1: incinerated though, because totally incinerated to me feels like you're

1954
01:48:17,840 --> 01:48:19,880
Speaker 1: eating like a piece of the fire pits you are.

1955
01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:22,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it's so full of carcentergines. I

1956
01:48:22,640 --> 01:48:26,120
Speaker 1: don't want that. I mean, you're eating carcentergins anyway. But

1957
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:29,400
Speaker 1: we I love you know, we would take a wire

1958
01:48:29,600 --> 01:48:33,760
Speaker 1: coat hanger, right yeah, unscrew it. Oh, this is a

1959
01:48:33,800 --> 01:48:35,120
Speaker 1: trashy way to do it, because this is how we

1960
01:48:35,160 --> 01:48:37,760
Speaker 1: did it. I mean they're like, can you buy marshmallow

1961
01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:40,800
Speaker 1: sticks or oh yeah, now Hershey sells a whole pack

1962
01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:44,759
Speaker 1: of like foldable forts that are really long and like tongs.

1963
01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:47,840
Speaker 1: So they all kinds of no, just use some different nature.

1964
01:48:48,840 --> 01:48:52,880
Speaker 1: We like froggy. Our parents used to call them switches. Yeah,

1965
01:48:53,080 --> 01:48:54,920
Speaker 1: tell them what it happens to When you were bad, froggy,

1966
01:48:55,360 --> 01:48:57,560
Speaker 1: your grandparent or your parents would tell you to go

1967
01:48:57,600 --> 01:48:59,720
Speaker 1: outside and you pick your own switch, which is a

1968
01:49:00,280 --> 01:49:02,280
Speaker 1: limb off a tree, and you'd bring it back them

1969
01:49:02,479 --> 01:49:04,200
Speaker 1: and they take all the leaves off except the leaves

1970
01:49:04,240 --> 01:49:06,639
Speaker 1: on the very tip. Yes, smack your ass with it. Yeah,

1971
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:09,040
Speaker 1: go get a switch. You've been bans so one time

1972
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:10,680
Speaker 1: my grandmother told me to do that. I went out

1973
01:49:10,680 --> 01:49:14,800
Speaker 1: and found like an entire like fifteen foot limb like

1974
01:49:15,360 --> 01:49:17,479
Speaker 1: with branches still on it, and I dragged it into

1975
01:49:17,520 --> 01:49:23,639
Speaker 1: the house. Go ahead, hit me out, I did anyway.

1976
01:49:23,720 --> 01:49:28,759
Speaker 1: So uh, Crizzy Teagan also part of the big marshmallow divide.

1977
01:49:29,640 --> 01:49:31,280
Speaker 1: It really makes me want to go burn a marshmallow

1978
01:49:31,280 --> 01:49:33,439
Speaker 1: and eat it. Oh yeah, can we do that in

1979
01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:36,320
Speaker 1: here without like the fire alarms going off. My sister

1980
01:49:36,479 --> 01:49:39,440
Speaker 1: got the worst burn of her life from a marshmallow.

1981
01:49:39,479 --> 01:49:40,720
Speaker 1: We were at camp when we were a little and

1982
01:49:40,800 --> 01:49:42,720
Speaker 1: a kid was roasting the marshmallow and it cut on fire.

1983
01:49:42,760 --> 01:49:44,519
Speaker 1: So we started shaking it to get it off. It

1984
01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:46,800
Speaker 1: flew off and landed on her arm. So I hate marsha.

1985
01:49:47,200 --> 01:49:48,600
Speaker 1: It'll stick to you. Yeah, it stuck to her. It

1986
01:49:48,680 --> 01:49:53,200
Speaker 1: had to like pick it out here. It was Froggy's Foods.

1987
01:49:55,840 --> 01:49:59,200
Speaker 1: This is not irritating at all, not at all all right,

1988
01:49:59,360 --> 01:50:01,200
Speaker 1: So Froggy do you have in your food news today?

1989
01:50:01,439 --> 01:50:03,920
Speaker 1: All right? So you know we love cereal. You know that.

1990
01:50:04,040 --> 01:50:06,800
Speaker 1: Scottie b And Andrew have a cereal podcast. So I

1991
01:50:06,920 --> 01:50:09,439
Speaker 1: want to give you the top five cereals that people

1992
01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:12,160
Speaker 1: want brought back. They've been discontinued, but they want to

1993
01:50:12,160 --> 01:50:16,519
Speaker 1: bring it back. Okay. Number five s'mores crunch. People want

1994
01:50:16,560 --> 01:50:20,400
Speaker 1: smors for breakfasts crunch. Maybe that's why it's no longer around.

1995
01:50:20,800 --> 01:50:24,080
Speaker 1: Number four peanut butter toast crunch. Remember they're cinnamon toast crunch.

1996
01:50:24,320 --> 01:50:26,720
Speaker 1: There used to be peanut butter toast crunch. People want

1997
01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:29,840
Speaker 1: to brought it back. Dino pebbles, the flint stones. They

1998
01:50:29,960 --> 01:50:32,320
Speaker 1: used to have their own cereal just for Dino. People

1999
01:50:32,360 --> 01:50:36,719
Speaker 1: want that brought back. Number two chocolate Honeycombs, and number

2000
01:50:36,760 --> 01:50:41,160
Speaker 1: one very Lucky Charms. I don't remember any of them. Yeah,

2001
01:50:41,680 --> 01:50:43,800
Speaker 1: but obviously someone ate them because they want them back.

2002
01:50:44,040 --> 01:50:46,720
Speaker 1: They want them back. Also, Krispy Kreme now has a

2003
01:50:46,800 --> 01:50:51,479
Speaker 1: delivery service. About one hundred stores in fifteen states will

2004
01:50:51,600 --> 01:50:57,040
Speaker 1: bring you a hot, fresh Crispy Creme. I want to

2005
01:50:57,080 --> 01:51:00,200
Speaker 1: do on DoorDash, you know door dad, Yeah, I wonder

2006
01:51:00,200 --> 01:51:02,080
Speaker 1: if it's on door dies. We should check. We could

2007
01:51:02,120 --> 01:51:04,120
Speaker 1: get it delivered here. One of them do just deliver

2008
01:51:04,160 --> 01:51:06,200
Speaker 1: it themselves. So the rules are you have to be

2009
01:51:06,320 --> 01:51:08,120
Speaker 1: within five miles of the store. You have to be

2010
01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:10,120
Speaker 1: willing to pay a very small delivery fee, and they're

2011
01:51:10,120 --> 01:51:12,599
Speaker 1: planning to roll it out to every single Crispy Kream

2012
01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:14,200
Speaker 1: location by the end of the year. We were driving

2013
01:51:14,240 --> 01:51:15,679
Speaker 1: around the other day. I was in a really bad

2014
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:18,880
Speaker 1: mood and I saw a Krispy Tree Krispy Cream the store.

2015
01:51:18,880 --> 01:51:25,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's go now. I live directly across from one,

2016
01:51:25,840 --> 01:51:27,320
Speaker 1: and everyone that comes over there like, do you live

2017
01:51:27,360 --> 01:51:29,760
Speaker 1: across from a Krispy Creme? Hello? I always have to

2018
01:51:30,280 --> 01:51:32,559
Speaker 1: be the size of a house. I love it. Uh.

2019
01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:35,040
Speaker 1: Two food facts that you won't actually believe are true.

2020
01:51:35,120 --> 01:51:36,920
Speaker 1: Number one, did you know that cheese is the most

2021
01:51:36,960 --> 01:51:39,320
Speaker 1: stolen food in the whole world? I believe it. I

2022
01:51:39,360 --> 01:51:41,920
Speaker 1: believe it. Cheese is the most stolen food easy to caste.

2023
01:51:42,840 --> 01:51:47,600
Speaker 1: Number One, washing your lettuce will not remove ecoli and

2024
01:51:47,760 --> 01:51:50,920
Speaker 1: a new bacteria called cyclosport. It will remove the dirt,

2025
01:51:51,000 --> 01:51:54,320
Speaker 1: but it does not remove ecoli and cyclosport. You do,

2026
01:51:55,240 --> 01:51:57,240
Speaker 1: I don't know what you do if it is it

2027
01:51:57,360 --> 01:52:00,360
Speaker 1: has it? But that's true because the ecoli hangs out

2028
01:52:00,360 --> 01:52:02,360
Speaker 1: in these little pockets in the produce that you can't

2029
01:52:02,439 --> 01:52:07,080
Speaker 1: wash off. Oh, that's great duty on it. You know what,

2030
01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:09,160
Speaker 1: nobody ever got stick eating a cheeseburger, but you can

2031
01:52:09,240 --> 01:52:12,679
Speaker 1: not stick eating letters. I know it's so true. Froggy's

2032
01:52:12,720 --> 01:52:24,200
Speaker 1: Food New Yeah, Froggy did you write those? Those are awful,

2033
01:52:24,439 --> 01:52:27,439
Speaker 1: every single one of them. Like people are texting in

2034
01:52:27,479 --> 01:52:29,719
Speaker 1: what they miss is in the cereal world, Waffle Crisp,

2035
01:52:30,160 --> 01:52:34,800
Speaker 1: Graham crackos. Oh they're back, No, they're not Graham Crackos.

2036
01:52:35,400 --> 01:52:39,080
Speaker 1: They're saying that that s'mores crunch was the best cereal ever. Yeah,

2037
01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:40,960
Speaker 1: people miss it a lot. Hey, So if you if

2038
01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:43,720
Speaker 1: you want to check out the podcast hosted by our

2039
01:52:43,720 --> 01:52:46,960
Speaker 1: own Scottie b and Andrew, it's called Cereal Killers. Like,

2040
01:52:47,040 --> 01:52:49,120
Speaker 1: what do you have coming up? Scotty, you get in here,

2041
01:52:49,200 --> 01:52:52,120
Speaker 1: run Like I think they have so much fun putting

2042
01:52:52,120 --> 01:52:54,560
Speaker 1: this cereal podcast together. What's coming up? We have the

2043
01:52:55,080 --> 01:52:59,880
Speaker 1: Nilla banana putting one coming up way for bana putting. Also,

2044
01:52:59,920 --> 01:53:02,840
Speaker 1: the oreos is coming up and the frosted beny weed

2045
01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:06,240
Speaker 1: to touch her fruit raspberries coming up tomorrow morning. All right, yes,

2046
01:53:08,439 --> 01:53:11,720
Speaker 1: so that's Serial Killers for now. We're podcasts are so

2047
01:53:12,960 --> 01:53:18,040
Speaker 1: e show. Hey, it's Danielle. So if you're looking for

2048
01:53:18,160 --> 01:53:21,000
Speaker 1: moisturizer with SPF that isn't heavy or greasy. We'll check

2049
01:53:21,040 --> 01:53:24,000
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Speaker 1: the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, Dania, what's your

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01:53:37,439 --> 01:53:39,280
Speaker 1: phone tap about? All right? So Mike says that his

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01:53:39,400 --> 01:53:42,920
Speaker 1: girlfriend Leslie is a little bit jealous and she has

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01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:46,439
Speaker 1: made comments about his hot and friendly new coworker Cat.

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Speaker 1: So he said we should make her a little more uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call as Cat after the lunch date she

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Speaker 1: had with the mind. Okay, because you're in Daniel's photo. Hello, Hi, Leslie, Yeah, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Cat two. I work with Mike. Yes, sorry, yes, yeah, um,

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01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm one of the guys. Mike had mentioned to him

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Speaker 1: that you were uncomfortable about me hugging him the other night.

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Speaker 1: What I like. I hope you really weren't offended, because honestly,

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Speaker 1: I didn't really mean anything by it. Oh I'm not offended.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know why this conversation took place. I

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01:54:20,040 --> 01:54:22,479
Speaker 1: don't understand why this is even an issue. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you tell me, are there issues or something? That?

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Speaker 1: Is there something issues? Are there issues? I mean I

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01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:30,000
Speaker 1: don't think so. I mean he never said anything, and

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Speaker 1: he tells me everything, so I don't think there are

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01:54:31,800 --> 01:54:35,120
Speaker 1: issues everything. You know, we have a close relationship. How

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01:54:35,240 --> 01:54:37,800
Speaker 1: close is this relationship? I mean we're co workers and

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01:54:37,880 --> 01:54:41,400
Speaker 1: we have lunch together. He doesn't tell you everything? Well, no,

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01:54:41,520 --> 01:54:43,520
Speaker 1: I mean he does tell me a lot tells What

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01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:45,960
Speaker 1: does he tell you? I mean I wouldn't betray his

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01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:47,920
Speaker 1: trust and tell you what he tells me. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I mean I'm just girlfriends. You know, well, I'm

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01:54:50,040 --> 01:54:52,840
Speaker 1: sure you know better than well. I'm sure that he

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01:54:53,000 --> 01:54:54,800
Speaker 1: tells you exactly what he tells me. Then if you,

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01:54:54,960 --> 01:54:56,200
Speaker 1: you know, if you know him so well, well, I

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01:54:56,240 --> 01:54:58,160
Speaker 1: would really hope that he does tell me a lot

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01:54:58,240 --> 01:54:59,840
Speaker 1: more than he tells you. And I think it's actually

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01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:01,880
Speaker 1: really weird that you're calling me. It's almost like you're

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01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:04,200
Speaker 1: trying to call me and tell me that nothing's going on,

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01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:06,040
Speaker 1: so that I don't think something's going on, which is

2086
01:55:06,080 --> 01:55:08,720
Speaker 1: now making it doesn't really matter why called seeking a place.

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01:55:08,960 --> 01:55:10,920
Speaker 1: So how did you get my number? Well, when Mikey

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01:55:10,960 --> 01:55:12,880
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom, I picked up his phone and

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01:55:12,920 --> 01:55:14,360
Speaker 1: looked up your number because I thought it would be

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01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:15,880
Speaker 1: the proper thing to do to let you know. I

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01:55:16,000 --> 01:55:18,040
Speaker 1: think that's a violation of his primacy to take a

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01:55:18,080 --> 01:55:20,120
Speaker 1: scroll form this phone number. No, I know his code,

2093
01:55:20,160 --> 01:55:23,920
Speaker 1: so it's okay, you know his code? Yeah, it's your anniversary.

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01:55:24,600 --> 01:55:26,840
Speaker 1: Why do you know that? Oh? Seven one five? Right?

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01:55:27,240 --> 01:55:30,720
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No? Why? What's the big deal?

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Speaker 1: You have a boyfriend? No? I don't have a boyfriend. Yeah,

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01:55:33,720 --> 01:55:37,760
Speaker 1: I didn't think he just trust me, Mikey. Acceptable. I

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Speaker 1: just wanted you to know that I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: do anything with him. Oh wow, wow, thank you so

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01:55:42,800 --> 01:55:45,360
Speaker 1: much for that reassurance. But aren't I trying to offend you?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I would do something with him if he

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Speaker 1: was single, but he's not. But anyway, can can you

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Speaker 1: just don't tell him that I called? Because that will

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01:55:50,960 --> 01:55:53,840
Speaker 1: be awkward? Oh I never mentioned that ever. Okay, I

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01:55:53,880 --> 01:55:56,880
Speaker 1: appreciate that. All right, So um, okay, maybe I'll see

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Speaker 1: you soon then, okay, okay, bye? How was lunch? What?

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Speaker 1: How was lunch? Lunch was Okay, would you meet with

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Speaker 1: uh cat? Oh really, what did you say about me? Like?

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Speaker 1: He what? All? I'm sorry, he is only cacted to

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Speaker 1: call you that. Um. She told me, and maybe you

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Speaker 1: already know this, that she would totally get together with

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Speaker 1: you your single. So apparently I'm not crazy to be

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01:56:28,880 --> 01:56:31,480
Speaker 1: jealous because she obviously likes you. You know what, maybe

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01:56:31,560 --> 01:56:33,640
Speaker 1: we should just set up a dinner together and just

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Speaker 1: kind of talk it out so it's not a big

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Speaker 1: deal and everything or on. I mean, this is a

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Speaker 1: good thing. This has happened because I no idea that

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Speaker 1: my boyfriends more on. Okay, all right, I don't how

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Speaker 1: do you want me to solve this? Well, what do

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01:56:45,000 --> 01:56:46,360
Speaker 1: you want me to do? I want you to take

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01:56:46,400 --> 01:56:49,080
Speaker 1: her to the coffee room, banger and photocopy your ass

2122
01:56:49,080 --> 01:56:51,800
Speaker 1: and send me a coffee of it. Just stop it.

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01:56:51,800 --> 01:56:54,440
Speaker 1: You're being ridiculous. Now, you're being to kill it. I'm

2124
01:56:54,440 --> 01:56:56,280
Speaker 1: just asking what do you want me to do? Well,

2125
01:56:56,400 --> 01:56:58,360
Speaker 1: she's typing on her keyboard. Go over to dak crapp

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Speaker 1: her boot. I know you're like Leslie, I'm telling you

2127
01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:04,280
Speaker 1: what to do. It's not any creative in that bitch

2128
01:57:04,320 --> 01:57:06,200
Speaker 1: calling me from out of the blow maybe we could

2129
01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:07,440
Speaker 1: just put her on the radio. What do you think?

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01:57:08,200 --> 01:57:12,120
Speaker 1: What through it? Leslie? It's Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durand

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01:57:12,160 --> 01:57:14,080
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped.

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01:57:14,360 --> 01:57:23,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That isn't sane. Have an idea for

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01:57:23,240 --> 01:57:25,560
Speaker 1: a phone tab. Go to Elvis Durand dot com. Click

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01:57:25,600 --> 01:57:27,480
Speaker 1: on the phone tap tab. Tell us what you want

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01:57:27,520 --> 01:57:30,320
Speaker 1: to do. This is alone. Table was prerecorded. We permission

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01:57:30,360 --> 01:57:34,960
Speaker 1: granted by all participants. The Elvis Durand phone tab on

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01:57:35,200 --> 01:57:45,480
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. Is it good or bad?

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01:57:46,080 --> 01:57:49,000
Speaker 1: I haven't posted on Instagram in a week. It's good.

2139
01:57:49,120 --> 01:57:51,000
Speaker 1: I think it's good. Is it good? You don't want

2140
01:57:51,000 --> 01:57:54,320
Speaker 1: to overpost? Is it bad? Scary? It's awful, scary? Can't

2141
01:57:54,360 --> 01:57:57,640
Speaker 1: go a minute? I think I got you beat. We're

2142
01:57:57,640 --> 01:58:00,440
Speaker 1: really When is the last time you posted? Last time

2143
01:58:00,480 --> 01:58:02,360
Speaker 1: I posted is the night we were leaving Venice, which

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01:58:02,440 --> 01:58:07,920
Speaker 1: was June thirtieth. Are you counting stories? You haven't posted

2145
01:58:07,960 --> 01:58:10,440
Speaker 1: a story either. I haven't posted anything. Oh I have

2146
01:58:10,520 --> 01:58:13,440
Speaker 1: posted stories. I posted stories, but no no feed pictures.

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01:58:13,560 --> 01:58:15,080
Speaker 1: I did. I posted something the other night, but I

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01:58:15,160 --> 01:58:17,600
Speaker 1: deleted it, so it doesn't count. Oh, what are you allowed?

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01:58:17,600 --> 01:58:20,520
Speaker 1: To talk about what it was. It wasn't it was

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01:58:20,600 --> 01:58:23,920
Speaker 1: like whatever, I didn't like it. Hey, So Alex and

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01:58:23,960 --> 01:58:25,560
Speaker 1: I went up for dinner last night, went to one

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01:58:25,600 --> 01:58:27,400
Speaker 1: of our favorite restaurants. We'd love to sit at the bar,

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01:58:27,600 --> 01:58:29,960
Speaker 1: hang out, you know, and so it was really crowded.

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01:58:30,080 --> 01:58:32,440
Speaker 1: It was We're in the mood for oysters. So we

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01:58:32,520 --> 01:58:35,040
Speaker 1: went out eight. So this guy said there was one

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01:58:35,120 --> 01:58:38,520
Speaker 1: seat between Alex and the person next person. He said,

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01:58:38,600 --> 01:58:40,880
Speaker 1: is this taken? And Alex said nod, go ahead and

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Speaker 1: take it. So the guy just kind of stands there

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Speaker 1: and he waits, and then his date shows up. So

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Speaker 1: she sits down on the seat and the guy kind

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Speaker 1: of stands which is next to her. So he gets crowded.

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01:58:53,200 --> 01:58:55,760
Speaker 1: So they start talking and the more they're talking, the

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01:58:55,880 --> 01:58:58,040
Speaker 1: closer to Alex she's getting out. She's moving away from

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01:58:58,080 --> 01:59:00,480
Speaker 1: this guy and Alex is like, she's really my space,

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01:59:01,480 --> 01:59:03,320
Speaker 1: and I said, push her back, and I just push

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01:59:03,400 --> 01:59:07,320
Speaker 1: back on her and like a little elbow. So he said,

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01:59:07,360 --> 01:59:09,839
Speaker 1: well hold on. So we started listening to the conversation

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Speaker 1: they were having. I was so disgusted about what this

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01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:14,880
Speaker 1: guy was saying to her. They were drinking Martini's, so

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Speaker 1: so there was some fuel in there. He says to her,

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01:59:18,120 --> 01:59:20,480
Speaker 1: come on, how come you won't kiss me? Oh, this

2172
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Speaker 1: is at the bar. She's like, I don't know, you know,

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Speaker 1: and he's like, come on, don't you want to put

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Speaker 1: those lips on my lips? And I was like, oh,

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01:59:28,960 --> 01:59:31,360
Speaker 1: so this is why she was moving away. Yes, she

2176
01:59:31,560 --> 01:59:34,960
Speaker 1: was recoiling and horror. And then it got to the

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Speaker 1: point where don't you want to taste how salty my

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Speaker 1: lips are? And I was like, oh my god, So

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Speaker 1: what did you guys do to help her? I said,

2180
01:59:44,040 --> 01:59:47,160
Speaker 1: I wanted. I wanted to, like, hey, run for your life. Well, so,

2181
01:59:48,000 --> 01:59:50,600
Speaker 1: so finally, you know, she drinks her martini, he drinks hers,

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01:59:50,640 --> 01:59:52,760
Speaker 1: and he's paying the bill and they're leaving, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh god, I hope she's okay. I'm like, you know,

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Speaker 1: she's smart enough to get out of there and she'll

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01:59:57,040 --> 01:59:59,360
Speaker 1: figure it out. Did she leave with him? Well? Yeah,

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01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:01,080
Speaker 1: they both laughed, I mean at the same time. But

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Speaker 1: when he went to the bathroom, she whipped out her

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Speaker 1: phone and she was texting someone. I'm like, the gross

2189
02:00:08,440 --> 02:00:11,760
Speaker 1: things people say to people that is not a sexy line,

2190
02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:14,920
Speaker 1: don't want to taste how salty my lips. Salt to

2191
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Speaker 1: my lips tasted some chapstick fix that. I feel like

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02:00:19,760 --> 02:00:24,080
Speaker 1: that's something scary would say. Okay, but this is where

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Speaker 1: Alex had Look, I had a martini in me too,

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02:00:25,960 --> 02:00:28,280
Speaker 1: So this is where Alex had to say, No, leave

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Speaker 1: them alone, don't say and don't say anything to her.

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Speaker 1: She's a big girl, she can figure this out on

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Speaker 1: her own. And I'm like, oh, I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: help her. I wanted to be there. But you know,

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Speaker 1: good for you paying attention. I know, but leave it alone. Okay.

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Speaker 1: But had he said something more aggressive, yeah, I would

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Speaker 1: have had to say something. Yeah, of course, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to start a fight. You're grossing this all out

2203
02:00:51,720 --> 02:00:55,000
Speaker 1: over here, dude. I hope they're not listening right now.

2204
02:00:55,600 --> 02:00:59,600
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe those little barf noises would have been the

2205
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Speaker 1: way to go. Yeah, I'm sorry, sir, Did you say something?

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Speaker 1: All right? Daniel, I'm sorry. You only have time for

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Speaker 1: a headline. What do you what's your favorite? Let's see,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about Taylor Swift. She's number one on the

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Speaker 1: Forbes Celebrity one hundred list highest paid entertainer. She made

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Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty five million over the past year.

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Speaker 1: She works hard. Yeah, she definitely does. Um, this is cool.

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Speaker 1: The Rock, Gal Gadote and Ryan Reynolds. They're making a

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Speaker 1: ridiculous money for the Netflix movie Red Notice. Ryan and

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Speaker 1: Gal will both make twenty million dollars. And Dwayne the

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Speaker 1: Rock Johnson. He is producing as well as acting, so

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Speaker 1: he's going to make millions more. The Insane right the Netflix.

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Speaker 1: The price is going up too. They need to stop

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Speaker 1: paying these people so much again. Up, yeah we are.

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Speaker 1: We should be the Rock. It wouldn't that be nice?

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Speaker 1: And post Malone is selling coffin shaped pool floats to

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Speaker 1: go along with his new single Goodbyes. I Need this.

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Speaker 1: The Foe cost seventy five dollars, but it's bungled with

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Speaker 1: a digital album. It's dark blue, ombre and it appears

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Speaker 1: to come with a cup holder. Oh any one, I

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Speaker 1: want one? Thank you. Daniel his name is Elvis and

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Speaker 1: a's so good with Elvis drain in the morning show. Hey,

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