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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 1: It's a laser line.

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Speaker 2: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 2: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 2: a guy approaches you while you're out at the club

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Speaker 2: and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, sweet thing,

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Speaker 2: not saying that I'm a hunk or anything, but when

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Speaker 2: I take my clothes off in the bathroom, I turn

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Speaker 2: the shower on.

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Speaker 3: The showers okay, so turned on. I get it.

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Speaker 2: After he says that, don't harpoon him in the blowhole. Instead,

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Speaker 2: tell him he's ten times older and ten times cuter

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Speaker 2: than last boy friend. And that's when you give him

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Speaker 2: the digits to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves

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Speaker 2: an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 2: Voicemails like this one next message, what's up this your girl?

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Speaker 3: It's just out here vibin answer, vibin being supersponte. You

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Speaker 3: feel me.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, hit me up if you want to grab a

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Speaker 1: drink or you know, good sky diving.

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Speaker 3: Job to go together or whatever you know, Because I'm

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Speaker 3: literally I'm bound for anything except for sushi.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Sushi just gives me the ick Mike, I break out

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Speaker 3: in times and everything.

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Speaker 1: It's actually really griss the site that hit me up.

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Speaker 2: I love how she has her normal fun girl boy

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Speaker 2: and then her sushi ick. Yes, yeah serious, it's a

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Speaker 2: medical emergency.

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Speaker 3: I do feel like she had the same boundaries at

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Speaker 3: Alexis heuse Yeah, I like this girl next.

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Speaker 1: Hey there, Christina, how's the hanging. I hope you're doing good.

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Speaker 1: Just calling to say that I really enjoyed meeting you.

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Speaker 1: You're super easy to talk to. And if you ever

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Speaker 1: want to grab a cup, be or I don't know,

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Speaker 1: do something casual, just give me a ring and let

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Speaker 1: me know. No pressure. Okay, take care, God, take care?

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Speaker 1: Take care? Oh what am I pharmacies? Here's your use

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Speaker 1: to take care? Though? God? Of course I freaking blew it. God.

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Speaker 1: I feel for him so badly.

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Speaker 2: Yea, but take care is a pretty lame way to

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Speaker 2: end a message. It was bad, Like I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, this.

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Speaker 3: Is the most yeah he's ever gotten.

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Speaker 2: I thought he was going to go into how casual

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Speaker 2: was something not casual at all?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? The one I use it. I'm just like, thank

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Speaker 4: you so much for just talking with me.

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Speaker 2: I think that was better than they remember. You can

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Speaker 2: always listen to our favorite loser lines phone taps in

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Speaker 2: our second dates on YouTube and on our TikTok at

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Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey Plus anywhere where you get your podcasts. Now,

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Speaker 2: let's go back to the clips.

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Speaker 3: Next message is this Dan the plumbing man. Your van

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Speaker 3: was parked on my cold the stack this afternoon, and honestly,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but literally, what is wrong with you? You always

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Speaker 3: leave your rusty ladder if the safety hazard. For God's sake,

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Speaker 3: there are children who live here. My son could have

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Speaker 3: rode his bicycle onto a little desktop and broken his arm,

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Speaker 3: or I don't know worse, a bunch of veterans could

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Speaker 3: have come by, grabbed your ladder and use it to

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Speaker 3: break into my house.

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Speaker 1: Did you even think of that?

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Speaker 3: No, you're probably too busy smoking drugs or you know,

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Speaker 3: hitting your base ten getting high, because I've seen you

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Speaker 3: do that. Okay, you should know that I've taken photos

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Speaker 3: and I've put them into a Google doc and I

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Speaker 3: will be posting them out to your neighborhood of Facebook page. Okay,

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Speaker 3: they're in the the unemployeedmand you dim.

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Speaker 1: With next message, Yeah, you.

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Speaker 2: Know how those gladders lead to crime? Yeah, she's a

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Speaker 2: neighbor everyone loves.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and the mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be so fun when that kid gets

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Speaker 2: in high school. There's such a difference between parenting now

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Speaker 2: and parenting like twenty thirty years ago, because twenty thirty

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Speaker 2: years ago, that woman wouldn't have been like, thank you

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Speaker 2: so much for leaving your ladder out in front of

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Speaker 2: my house. My children played on it for five six hours.

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Speaker 2: They didn't come home. I didn't have to feed them.

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Speaker 2: It was wonderful.

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Speaker 1: My parents encourage rusty toys.

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Speaker 2: Yes, for sure, to build character.

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Speaker 1: They're sharper the better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey there, Sena, it's me from Trivia night.

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Speaker 1: You done blew my mind. How you knew all them

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Speaker 1: answers to contribute questions and whatnot? You knew what a

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Speaker 1: fjord was.

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Speaker 4: I ain't never even heard of that. I thought they

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Speaker 4: was talking about in truck. But your as a new

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Speaker 4: one on me, man, I tell you. Then you turned

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Speaker 4: around and you was able to shotgun a beer like no,

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Speaker 4: but I mean.

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Speaker 1: That that's impressive.

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Speaker 4: You know, uh here is I'm not sure I'm smart

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Speaker 4: enough to keep up with you, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 4: I ain't much of a reader.

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Speaker 1: Like I do.

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Speaker 4: Got a library car, but I just you know, get

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Speaker 4: that free air conditioning.

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Speaker 1: But uh, if.

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Speaker 4: You feel I give it a simple man a chance,

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Speaker 4: maybe you and me can find a nice spot to

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Speaker 4: hold up in split up a cold forty five, talk

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Speaker 4: about some things, or watch some YouTube.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's all good to me.

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Speaker 3: Wow, it's like true cowboy romance.

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Speaker 2: Jeff Yeah, it feels like he would be absolutely in

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Speaker 2: love with Brooke if he likes women that do trivia

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Speaker 2: and can drink people under the table.

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Speaker 4: I know we haven't already dated in a library car. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it sounded like he was from my hometown.

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Speaker 2: Actually, you're the one who ruined him for life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I couldn't lose min with that fjord. It

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Speaker 1: was a four four fiord.

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Speaker 2: Okay, enough with the dirty talks, bro Remember you can

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Speaker 2: listen to a Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

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Speaker 2: Loser lines. Right there, we got a phone tap coming

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Speaker 1: Up, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,