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Speaker 1: Nobody likes being around adult children on.

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Speaker 2: An airplane, adult children.

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Speaker 1: Adults who act like kids. Not even the flight.

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Speaker 2: Attendants like it.

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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And I say

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Speaker 1: that because a bunch of flight attendants were recently pulled

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Speaker 1: and asked to provide examples of poor passenger behaviors that

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Speaker 1: they'll automatically judge you for. Yeah, be good, And I

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Speaker 1: know we have some frequent flyers in this room, so

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Speaker 1: better listen up and see if you are guilty of

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Speaker 1: any of these behaviors, we'll find out. Number ten. Don't

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Speaker 1: poke us, oh.

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Speaker 2: Oh like if they're if they're walking by.

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Speaker 1: I would guess you'd be surprised how many people will

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Speaker 1: poke a flight attendant to try to get their attention

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Speaker 1: in the aisles. And it happens way more than anybody

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Speaker 1: would think.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure.

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Speaker 1: Kissing? I think yours is allowed, But poking, no, that's

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Speaker 1: just gross. Number nine. A flight attendant's main job is

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Speaker 1: the safety and security of passengers. Okay, it is a

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Speaker 1: courtesy for them to serve you food and drinks the Brook.

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Speaker 1: I know, Brooke, I know this is difficult for you,

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Speaker 1: but they are not your personal waiter. Or personal butler. Again,

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Speaker 1: it is courtesy, and a lot of passengers don't seem

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Speaker 1: to understand.

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Speaker 2: I understand it. Listen.

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Speaker 3: My best friend's mom has been a flight attendant for

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Speaker 3: like twenty five years.

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Speaker 2: Good job, and she loves to fly to DC. And

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Speaker 2: I was like why. She's like all business people.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they're just on their laptops working.

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Speaker 2: Nobody's asking me for anything.

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Speaker 1: Give me one thing, She's like, the.

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Speaker 2: Worst flights are Vegas. Everybody wants something.

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Speaker 1: Number eight pressing the call button for silly reasons, like

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Speaker 1: I have trash, I want to give you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, instead of just waiting until they come through.

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Speaker 1: Hey, here's my used tissue. I don't feel like holding

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Speaker 1: it or putting it in the pocket. Can you come

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Speaker 1: grab this?

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Speaker 2: Could you blow my nose for me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I hate when I accidentally hit it instead of the light.

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Speaker 4: And then you're just waving at the front of the cabin.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm okay, Yeah, I don't need you exactly. These

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Speaker 1: are from a survey which asks flight attendants to share

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Speaker 1: examples of poor passenger behaviors that they'll automatically judge you

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Speaker 1: for if you do it. Number seven changing diapers on

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Speaker 1: your tray table is absolutely disgusting. I don't care if

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Speaker 1: it's your baby or your grandma. It should never ever happen.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen that they have baby changing trays in

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Speaker 1: the lavatories for this reason. Don't do it in your seat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you listen.

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Speaker 2: I've changed a lot of babies on place.

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Speaker 3: It is like a Tetris situation. But there's a panel

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Speaker 3: that pulls down above the toilet. Look for it, and

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Speaker 3: then you have to scoochin like it's it's not easy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but that is the only place where it's okay

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Speaker 1: to do it.

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Speaker 3: And it is guaranteed that any baby that you have

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Speaker 3: will do the worst thing in their diaper while on

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Speaker 3: the plane.

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Speaker 2: It's just how it works.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of that number six leaving dirty diapers in the

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Speaker 1: seat back pocket, one airline attendant says it happens to

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Speaker 1: her on almost every day that she works a flight,

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Speaker 1: at least one time Brooklyn.

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Speaker 2: And then they go back for it. They're like, I

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Speaker 2: forgot it. That's not normal garbage, that's so gross.

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Speaker 1: Well they're grossed out by it too, yeah, yeah, So

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Speaker 1: like they don't want to hold onto it. They probably

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Speaker 1: just put it in the pocket and forget. Number five

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Speaker 1: getting out of your seat during turbulence when the seat

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Speaker 1: belt sign is on. Oh yeah, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: But sometimes you have to go to the bathroom. What are

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Speaker 2: you gonna do?

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Speaker 4: No, you don't go to the bathroom when it's like that.

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Speaker 1: You hold it, or you go in your seat, or.

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Speaker 2: You have a diaper and you leave it in the back.

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Speaker 1: Now we're back to changing Grandma on the tray again.

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Speaker 1: Number four strange announcement requests?

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Speaker 2: What oh like?

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Speaker 1: For example, one gentleman asked if he could make an

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Speaker 1: announcement over the PA system, and when the flight attendant asked,

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Speaker 1: what do you want to say? Yeah, he said, someone

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Speaker 1: in this vicinity keeps passing gas and I need them

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Speaker 1: to stop. That is not announcement worthy.

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Speaker 4: Actually that happens a lot on flights. You knew that.

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Speaker 4: But the pressure does make you chew a lot.

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Speaker 2: But why is it so stinky for some people?

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Speaker 3: Because you.

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Speaker 2: Can't get out with Sometimes.

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Speaker 1: No matter what the issue is, you can't just take

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Speaker 1: over the PA system for your own personal answer.

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Speaker 2: One too many TikTok videos that a viral?

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Speaker 3: Okay, what if you have a really good joke to

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Speaker 3: tail though and you just take everyone would just.

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Speaker 4: Laugh and you're flying Southwest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're fun. They should do like an open

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Speaker 1: mic night on an airplane, specifically for people that just

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Speaker 1: want to get up and talk.

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Speaker 2: Count it cheaper.

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Speaker 4: I will tell you that's an awful idea.

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Speaker 3: You should be able to book the plane that has

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Speaker 3: the applause at the end, right, So then that way

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Speaker 3: all those people are all together.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you everybody. I've never seen a pilot

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Speaker 1: crash a plane on purpose, but with that flight, they

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Speaker 1: might actually. Number three leaving animals on the plane. Last

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Speaker 1: year it happened over seven hundred times. We're talking anything

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Speaker 1: from a fish to a falcon, to a frog, to

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Speaker 1: a tortoise to a parrot. Do not leave your animals

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Speaker 1: or your babies on the plane. Because yes, there was

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Speaker 1: one baby left behind.

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Speaker 2: That is just a tired mom.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you guys has probably made and either needed just

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Speaker 3: a quick break okay, because who knows how many layover

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Speaker 3: she had.

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Speaker 1: The baby was quiet, of course, it fell asleep after

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Speaker 1: we land exactly away. The baby back talked the mom

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Speaker 1: and she had to teach you a lesson. Ok you're gonna

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Speaker 1: act that way. I'm gonna leave you here. Number two

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Speaker 1: people cooking or making soup with airline water. This really happened.

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Speaker 2: Just imagine like cup of soup, right, Imagine if you.

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Speaker 1: Bring in your dried cup of ramen and then you

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Speaker 1: ask for a cup of very hot water, and then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden you've got a full on Asian

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Speaker 1: cuisine experience happening in Io fourteen, and the smells are everywhere.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what's so bad about that smells?

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Speaker 3: People bring it like food onto planes all the time,

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Speaker 3: Like you get something to go and then you eat

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Speaker 3: it while you're on the flight. I mean, that's resourceful to.

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Speaker 1: Me, but it's making your own food on the plane.

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Speaker 3: Thought that was kind of if it's enough to share,

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Speaker 3: I'm doubt I a noodle bring three one.

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Speaker 2: I think they need to go kinder on that one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we got two new ideas. We've got the open

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Speaker 1: mic airplane and the Benny Hannah. Let's do it all

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Speaker 1: right there, off into the sky like shrimp into people's

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Speaker 1: mouth hopefully. And finally, the number one airplane passenger behavior

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Speaker 1: that flight attendants will automatically judge you for is when

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Speaker 1: you try to remind them of your airline stafftatus, like,

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Speaker 1: for example, hopefully you know I'm double platinum, triple gold,

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Speaker 1: so I should have all three armrests in this row. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: we already know your status. Please sit down. Yeah, those

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Speaker 1: were your top ten passenger behaviors that airline attendants will

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Speaker 1: automatically judge you for.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you want to go book a plane ticket somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Ye ever on that Benihanna airplane? Yeah? Sure, your phone

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Speaker 1: taps coming up next