Speaker 1: I just wanted to know how you came up with
Speaker 1: the don't be in a day, because you mean a
Speaker 1: bunch of donkeys. That is why Charlemagne remember a life
Speaker 1: where we are tongue based off who may have seen
Speaker 1: he never was saying.
Speaker 2: On the breakfast club in the words of Charlemagne, and God,
Speaker 2: he's a donkey.
Speaker 1: Ah Man, Charlamagne, you've given donkey of the day to who?
Speaker 1: Now well, buster rhymes Donkey Today from Monday, December fifteenth
Speaker 1: goes to twenty one year old Cayenne Baxter. I believe
Speaker 1: Lauren la Rossa knows this young man. Okay, he's from
Speaker 1: Delaware and he was charged with vehicle theft after police
Speaker 1: say he confessed to stealing a Honde Sonata that was
Speaker 1: left running. Now, listen, cars get stolen every day, b
Speaker 1: But what I am always intrigued by is when people
Speaker 1: commit crimes and move like the crime they just committed
Speaker 1: wasn't a crime. Okay, I'm telling you, I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is about this era. I have a theory
Speaker 1: that because of the Internet, social media AI, people have
Speaker 1: no idea what's real and what's not anymore. Okay, fantasy
Speaker 1: looks like reality. Fiction looks like facts. So I have
Speaker 1: a theory when you see people committing crimes and moving
Speaker 1: like those crimes is just everyday task that people have
Speaker 1: on their to do list. It's because they really don't
Speaker 1: know any better. Okay. See, Kayan saw this Hondi Sonata
Speaker 1: sitting outside. He saw it was left running, and he
Speaker 1: thought it was his. Okay, it couldn't possibly be stealing
Speaker 1: if the car is running. Kayane probably thought it was
Speaker 1: a sign from the heavens. Okay. He probably thought he
Speaker 1: manifested it, so he stole it. Well, he was caught.
Speaker 1: Ladies in gettlemen, Okay, would you like to know how
Speaker 1: he was caught. He got caught because he was moving
Speaker 1: like the stolen vehicle was actually his. See, the car
Speaker 1: got told, and guess what Kayane did, Kayan? Kayan called
Speaker 1: the police. Okay, the report that the vehicle had been
Speaker 1: told and he wanted to retrieve some items that he
Speaker 1: left inside the car. I can't make this kind of
Speaker 1: stuff up people. He called the police and told them
Speaker 1: the car had been told and he wanted to retrieve
Speaker 1: some items he left inside the vehicle. This man treated
Speaker 1: the police like the lost and found at the bowling alley. Okay.
Speaker 1: He ended up getting arrested on the same street where
Speaker 1: the hande was stolen. He returned to the scene of
Speaker 1: the crime after calling the police to tell them he
Speaker 1: needed to retrieve some items from the vehicle he stole
Speaker 1: the day before. Young man, this is not Amazon Prime, Okay.
Speaker 1: You don't get same day recovery on stolen vehicles. And
Speaker 1: this is why we have to encourage these young men
Speaker 1: to learn a trade. Okay. We are losing potential plumbers,
Speaker 1: HVAC specialists, electricians, wellness to the streets. Okay. And the
Speaker 1: reality is sometimes smart people do dumb things okay that
Speaker 1: lead them to have criminal records. But some people are
Speaker 1: actually too dumb to even be criminals. Okay, Kayan is
Speaker 1: a person who is too dumb to even be a criminal.
Speaker 1: By the way, I take that back, I don't know
Speaker 1: if Kayan is dumb. I just think Kayan didn't think
Speaker 1: what he was doing was a crime. In his mind,
Speaker 1: what he did was perfectly normal. I stole a car,
Speaker 1: didn't kill anyone, no drugs involved, no guns, just a
Speaker 1: little stolen car that got told no big deal, cops,
Speaker 1: will let me retrieve my items out of it. You
Speaker 1: can't call the police to report a crime that you
Speaker 1: committed just because you already moved on emotionally from it. Okay,
Speaker 1: do y'all not understand how ridiculous this story is. He
Speaker 1: stole a car, then he got the car told and
Speaker 1: instead of just charging it to the game, he said,
Speaker 1: let me escalate this to customer service. Okay, Kayan, I
Speaker 1: have to know what you left in the car. Okay,
Speaker 1: that isn't in any of the news reports I've read,
Speaker 1: But I need to know what you left in this
Speaker 1: car that would make you call the police. Was it money?
Speaker 1: Was it jewelry? Probably not, because if you had valuable things,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be doing things like stealing cars. What's the
Speaker 1: morail of the story here? Sometimes the lesson costs more
Speaker 1: than the loss. Please give kay Baxter the biggest he huh,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. That's not like a Baltimore story. To be
Speaker 1: honest with you, Delaware, Delaware is close enoughhing right there?
Speaker 2: Dang, you don't play a game. Nope, the chat wants
Speaker 2: to play a game. I know the chat wants to
Speaker 2: play a game.
Speaker 1: Okay, the chat wants to play a game. All right, Chat,
Speaker 1: if you all want to play, we can play a
Speaker 1: game of guess what rice all right, Kanye Baxter, twenty
Speaker 1: one years old of Delaware, He's I don't won't play that. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't want to play them. I don't even like
Speaker 1: the way you said that, But sorry, I don't play
Speaker 1: this exactly. I don't play no more. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You know that's what you think. It don't
Speaker 1: even mattere because see the thing about working with Biracials.
Speaker 1: Whenever that other side jump out the way it just
Speaker 1: jumped out just now, I don't want to play real hard.
Speaker 1: He always you know what I'm saying, you'd be like,
Speaker 1: we let it, we let I guess whatever little bit
Speaker 1: of black in him anticipate. But then this that the others,
Speaker 1: you know, like you from the depths of your throat,
Speaker 1: like you sound like a Dominican in Washington Heights reporting
Speaker 1: like I didn't like that. I'm black. I'm I'm black,
Speaker 1: So I didn't like all right, I did not like
Speaker 1: that at all because he black. It don't even matter
Speaker 1: no more. All right, Okay, thank you for that donkey
Speaker 1: of the day. But it's in case you mustn't know, yes,
Speaker 1: damn he b he look like he mixed with pitbull. Okay,
Speaker 1: this man twenty one. I knew you. He was biting
Speaker 1: people in class when he was six. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: You see him, Jesus, no gosh. All right, well, thank
Speaker 2: you for that. Donkey of the Day. Let's send you
Speaker 2: a picture of him now when we come back. He's
Speaker 2: running for governor of South Carolina, Jermaine Johnson. He'll be
Speaker 2: joining us in the second. So don't go anywhere. It's
Speaker 2: the Breakfast Club.
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