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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. Dogs and cats are learning

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Speaker 1: to speak English. It's the Jewel Show, And that's actually

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Speaker 1: a real thing. Soon your pets might be able to

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Speaker 1: speak and I'll tell you how they might be able

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Speaker 1: to speak in just a second. Also, there are some

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Speaker 1: people who are very upset at the possibility of animals

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Speaker 1: speaking to humans, and the reason they're upset is crazy.

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Speaker 1: I said a second ago that dogs and cats are

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Speaker 1: learning to speak English. To be fair, that's probably not accurate,

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Speaker 1: because I'm sure dogs and cats will speak all kinds

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Speaker 1: of languages, Like you can't expect a German shepherd to

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Speaker 1: speak English as its first language. I feel like it

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Speaker 1: could definitely an ESL student right there. But soon a

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Speaker 1: German shepherd might be able to speak English with a

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Speaker 1: German accent. That would be pretty sweet, right You take

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Speaker 1: your German shepherd on a walk and just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we already took a long of walks and okay, or

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Speaker 1: you get home and they're just staring at you and

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Speaker 1: you will walk me now right now? I cannot wait

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Speaker 1: to eat ten insula when we get home. That's what

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Speaker 1: your German shepherd would say to you if they could speak.

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Speaker 1: But this is a legit thing. Though. A new scientific

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Speaker 1: research study has identified the language processing section of dogs

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Speaker 1: and cats brains, and the team of scientists estimates that

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Speaker 1: they could implant a chip and some kind of voice

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Speaker 1: technology into your pets and it would give them the

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Speaker 1: ability to comprehend what you're saying and be able to

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Speaker 1: respond to you in your language. Actually talking to your pets.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people are really excited because who wouldn't

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Speaker 1: want to talk to their dog for a little while, right,

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Speaker 1: If you got nobody else to talk to and you're

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Speaker 1: sitting on the couch watching a show, might be cool

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Speaker 1: to look over your dog and be like, hey, this

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Speaker 1: is really funny. That was a funny joke, Right, and

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Speaker 1: your dog gets the joke. That'd be cool. But a

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Speaker 1: lot of people are upset. There's one section of society

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Speaker 1: that's protesting it and they want it stopped. It's not

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Speaker 1: because they think it's inhumane or they think that dogs

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Speaker 1: should just speak dog and cats should speak cat, and

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Speaker 1: that's the way it is. They're upset because they're worried

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Speaker 1: about what will happen if dogs and cats can actually speak,

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Speaker 1: And the reasons that they're upset are ridiculous. They've listed

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Speaker 1: three top complaints and top concerns, and the top three

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Speaker 1: reasons why they want this study shut down. Number one,

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Speaker 1: they think that dogs would gossip and reveal all of

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Speaker 1: our secrets and they would just be me and spill

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Speaker 1: the tea that come like, I mean, if my dog

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Speaker 1: was to speak today, he's gonna say a lot of

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Speaker 1: things that like, I don't want anyone to know you

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Speaker 1: feel like anybody. It's gonna be so judgment. We're on

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Speaker 1: board with that, then, Bennett, you're on board with me

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Speaker 1: shut the study dogs. I don't want my dog to

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Speaker 1: tell all my secrets. My dog has seen me do

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Speaker 1: way too many things, way too much. If Bennett had

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Speaker 1: a dog that could talk, the dog would probably say, like,

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Speaker 1: why is this fool always talking about being broken not

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Speaker 1: buying me dogs when he's got new shoes everything I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna eat because he's not that broke. The Number two

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Speaker 1: fear that this group that's protesting this new research study

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Speaker 1: that came out that said they might be able to

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Speaker 1: give dogs and cats the ability to speak, actually speak

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Speaker 1: real words to you and comprehend what you're saying to them.

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Speaker 1: They're protesting because they fear what dogs might say if

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Speaker 1: they can talk dogs and cats. And the number two

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Speaker 1: complaint that they have, the reason why they want this

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Speaker 1: research study shut down is they fear that dogs would

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Speaker 1: never stop talking. That's cats. You probably couldn't get them

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Speaker 1: to say a word to you, like, come on, a man,

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Speaker 1: talk to me. It's like, no, my cat, you're a

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Speaker 1: humans is weird. But dogs would literally probably talk your

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Speaker 1: ear off. They'd be worse than a three year old.

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Speaker 1: You know, Hey, what are you doing? I'm glad you're home.

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Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? Now? We're gonna have fun?

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Speaker 1: Can I help you? Like? Can I eat something? You know?

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Speaker 1: This is the real crazy part though, this group that

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Speaker 1: wants to shut down this study where they're trying to

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Speaker 1: make dogs and cats and your pets actually talk, they

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Speaker 1: want to shut it down because they fear that dogs

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be pc. It's producer Brad. I feel like maybe

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Speaker 1: it's not the Karens who want to shut this down

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Speaker 1: now that you've said that, because if dogs are running around,

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Speaker 1: and you're right, I think cats aren't gonna say anything never.

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Speaker 1: They're just gonna be judgmental and the same thing they

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Speaker 1: do now, cats would probably if they could speak, they

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Speaker 1: would be more just like a teenage They wouldn't talk,

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Speaker 1: but you'd be like, how would you dad? That's like

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk off. But I'm thinking it might not

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Speaker 1: be Karen's because the prospect of dogs running around saying

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Speaker 1: politically incorrect things would give them job security, I feel like,

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Speaker 1: because they would be able to be like, hey, you

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Speaker 1: can't do that, Hey you can't do that. Two more

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Speaker 1: to the things, they could hang out at dog parks, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then try to get dogs canceled because they're insensitive.

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Speaker 1: And if a dog's talking and they're being kind of

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Speaker 1: a jerk, you always can win an argument with a dog,

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Speaker 1: always because you can just be like whatever, dude, I

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Speaker 1: saw you lick your own crotch a few minutes ago

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Speaker 1: saying I will say, though, hey, sharkey popping in. I

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Speaker 1: think my cat's racist. Though seriously, yeah, anytime someone comes

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Speaker 1: over the house that after I went to your house, Well,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to know what you know before you

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Speaker 1: get canceled because of text in formula six one, would

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Speaker 1: you want your pet to speak to you? Or why

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Speaker 1: wouldn't you want your pet to speak to you? Sounds more.

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Speaker 1: I remember you can follow us. You on social media

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Speaker 1: at the Jewil Show, follow all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: at Jebil Fresh, at that Dres, I'm at Bennett Knows,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Brad Nolan, I'm at Sharky Alonzi, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Vier Mirror zero zero, and your phone break happens every

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Speaker 1: single hour on I hope, I do hope they can

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Speaker 1: get dogs to speak soon, because I would love to

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Speaker 1: have a dog fill in for me when I'm sick

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Speaker 1: on the show. That would be amazing. Also, yeah, we

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Speaker 1: would definitely go viral for that, and also we would

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Speaker 1: make a lot of headlines because you know, he'd say

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Speaker 1: something offensive and the conants to get mad and they'd

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Speaker 1: be all over the news. Would it be a pug?

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Speaker 1: Would because I do kind of look like a pug.

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Speaker 1: I have puglished good looks, so we get a little

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Speaker 1: pug in here. It would sound like me. The Jewil

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