Speaker 1: Start dot Up, Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, Start up, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: start data. They're making noise data dot up. Episode one
Speaker 1: forty seven. This is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: Scary and Brodie. Brodie and Scary one book here, you know,
Speaker 1: coming on for a hot week on the Elvis Thrand
Speaker 1: Morning Show of fighting with each other. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 1: We sparred. I love how people think that that's for real. Well,
Speaker 1: at one point it was no, it wasn't me. It
Speaker 1: was never for real. It was never for real. It
Speaker 1: was never for real. A little bit annoyed, annoyed, your
Speaker 1: butt hurt sometimes think you go too far. Come on, now,
Speaker 1: we had a good week with the Elvis t Rand
Speaker 1: Morning Show. We I mean we we got to plug
Speaker 1: the podcast several times. Yeah, and you did a good
Speaker 1: job this time. You didn't like see you like what
Speaker 1: I did there? Yeah, you didn't slip in the merch thing.
Speaker 1: But you're getting there. Well, come on, man, that's cartu
Speaker 1: it is. It's so hard to just we've a conversation
Speaker 1: towards your merchant or here here's how do you do it?
Speaker 1: How do you do it? Bro Let me explain how
Speaker 1: you do it? First of all, Uh, you go to
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's what the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys merchandise. Right, that's what people are supposed to do. Yes,
Speaker 1: but how do you weave it onto the big show? On?
Speaker 1: Hold on, that's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com.
Speaker 1: You know a lot of times it comes naturally. Obviously
Speaker 1: it's gonna sound awkward if out of nowhere you just
Speaker 1: say dot com. Yeah, right, you have to work it in,
Speaker 1: like you know, speaking of speaking of the podcast, we
Speaker 1: not have merchandise for the Brooklyn Boys podcast and the fans,
Speaker 1: which you can get at Brooklyn Boys dot, Big carteligtel
Speaker 1: dot com. Right, yeah, right, that would be great to
Speaker 1: say on the air, But how do you but Elvis
Speaker 1: would do just flag me for that. He'd be like, dude,
Speaker 1: what are you trying to do here? This is my show.
Speaker 1: I understand that. But Elvis is supportive of us. And
Speaker 1: when we first told him we had merchandise, he said,
Speaker 1: that's great, let's sell some merchant. And then he said,
Speaker 1: what is it? Right? But here's how it works out
Speaker 1: in my head. He says, scary, what are you going on?
Speaker 1: You say, I have a we have a great podcast.
Speaker 1: We have a new episode. In fact, you can buy
Speaker 1: our merchandise and support the team at Brooklyn com And
Speaker 1: then he would say, I'm sorry, that's a lot a
Speaker 1: lot to talk about. Uh, you should say it again slower,
Speaker 1: in which case you would say Brooklyn Boys, bigel you know, right,
Speaker 1: and he'd said that's better. But we should probably send
Speaker 1: out a link on your social media and at Elvis
Speaker 1: drand show. So I think we'll do that. Yeah, good
Speaker 1: luck getting get good luck getting that done. Speaking of which,
Speaker 1: I would like everyone listening to please tweet at Scary
Speaker 1: Jones a s k e er Y Jones. Right, Um,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about lawn signs in a little while
Speaker 1: and how how they may or may not affect anyone's opinion.
Speaker 1: But Scary has a similar opinion about tweeting and posting
Speaker 1: and putting up instant stories to promote the fact we
Speaker 1: have a new episode. So I would like you to
Speaker 1: tell him that, unlike lawng sides of political Uh hold
Speaker 1: on a second, You're you're being biased right now. You're
Speaker 1: like you're like a You're like a politician trying to
Speaker 1: invoke his opinion on the public, whether or not him
Speaker 1: sending out social media is helpful to you as a
Speaker 1: reminder or an alert to let you know, hey, we
Speaker 1: have a new episode. Counterpoint, Yes, people who listen to
Speaker 1: this podcast and are die hard fans know that at
Speaker 1: the end of the week there's an episode coming. They
Speaker 1: don't need me or you to go and post an
Speaker 1: Instagram story with a swipe up and link. I just
Speaker 1: believe that it gets tired and boring after a while.
Speaker 1: You know what would actually be um a good reason
Speaker 1: to do that if we had some video footage of
Speaker 1: that week's episode. Hint, hint, mm hmm. You see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Because then you get fresh content. Because because
Speaker 1: Instagram is a visual media, it's for pictures and video.
Speaker 1: So if I just post a lazy orange graphic of
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast and a swipe up link, I
Speaker 1: honestly think that it works against us to some people
Speaker 1: that are watching my feed. I do think that the
Speaker 1: people that are listening are already listening there, or they're
Speaker 1: or they're subscribed to the podcast and or or there.
Speaker 1: They just know they they just feel it when another
Speaker 1: episode is being released. You don't need constant reminders. You're
Speaker 1: talking to the wrong audience right now, Here's why I disagree.
Speaker 1: Nobody's audience of any television show, band, um, anything that
Speaker 1: you would be a fan of sports team. They every
Speaker 1: every sports team has the super fans who go to
Speaker 1: every game, watch every game, paint their faces whatever. Our
Speaker 1: is the slicest, the slicest. But but everyone's just slice
Speaker 1: But you know, like if you go to a Mets game,
Speaker 1: there are people who took their kids there for the
Speaker 1: first time. It's a client meeting, and they don't really care.
Speaker 1: You go to a hockey game and basketball game, and
Speaker 1: there's the people who sit down front from the corporate seats.
Speaker 1: They're they're not the crazy fan, but there they are. Right,
Speaker 1: we know this. People listen to podcast who aren't crazy
Speaker 1: demented fans. They listen casually. But we're treading on the
Speaker 1: same because it's it's always get the alert from excuse me,
Speaker 1: Mr Vice President, I'm speaking. I'm speaking your followers, my followers.
Speaker 1: There are sometimes people who need a reminder. They don't sometimes,
Speaker 1: you know, scary, sometimes I Heart Radio doesn't send that
Speaker 1: the reminder on Monday. They sometimes don't tell people. Well,
Speaker 1: so there are sometimes people go oh this, oh I
Speaker 1: forgot those a new episode and then we'll move on
Speaker 1: because this is already boring. I just want to say
Speaker 1: this your followers, my followers, and followers to our feeds.
Speaker 1: He's like running in circles and going around the same track.
Speaker 1: People know it already, and it's a different audience that
Speaker 1: we need to capture. Right. It's like if Elvis was
Speaker 1: to tweet out our Lincoln, say hey, the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: have a new episode. Now we're talking, how many followers
Speaker 1: do you have on Instagram? That is more? Then we
Speaker 1: have slices at the moment, right, but not everyone is
Speaker 1: going to so therefore the people that don't already listen
Speaker 1: might see that and say, you know what, he posts
Speaker 1: this every week. I want to find time this week
Speaker 1: to try it out because sometimes people go, you know.
Speaker 1: You know many times people will tweet me and say,
Speaker 1: I just started listening to the podcast. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you guys had a podcast? Do I not know? And
Speaker 1: I go, you didn't know because we don't talk about
Speaker 1: it enough on the Elvistrad Morning show, and because Scary
Speaker 1: doesn't send it out to his undred. In fact, if
Speaker 1: I was to send one out today for this episode
Speaker 1: and people clicked on it the first seven minutes are
Speaker 1: going to be this and is this really? And and
Speaker 1: I would you I would have shut this off four
Speaker 1: minutes ago if this is what I got. So honestly,
Speaker 1: people like when we debate this was this is not
Speaker 1: a good debate. This is real. It is a real hardcore.
Speaker 1: Now back to why you were but hurt. But that
Speaker 1: wasn't real. We weren't really offended, were you. And for
Speaker 1: people who don't know to bring you up to speed, no,
Speaker 1: I don't no, no, to bring up speed three times
Speaker 1: this week. It took a poop on me. So the
Speaker 1: first time I addressed it with you last week, and
Speaker 1: I like to address the third time because that's that
Speaker 1: sends you very fun with third time on the air today.
Speaker 1: Let me explain this, okay, let's explain what happened. Brodie
Speaker 1: is is giving two dollars of a of a thirty
Speaker 1: dollar free money phone tap to the big prize for
Speaker 1: the for the listeners two dollars investment, so I'm getting
Speaker 1: equal billing. So Elvis is trying to say, hey, Brodie,
Speaker 1: could you pony up some more? And Brodie, he says,
Speaker 1: why don't you give twelve dollars and we'll make it
Speaker 1: the forty dollar phone tap. How great would that be?
Speaker 1: And Brodie on the air live says, I gotta go
Speaker 1: ask my wife for twelve dollars. I then come back
Speaker 1: and say, hey, while you're digging in your wife's purse, Brodie,
Speaker 1: why don't you grab your balls while you're at it? Right?
Speaker 1: Meaning your wife has your balls in her purse, she
Speaker 1: holds your balls because obviously you're a man child that
Speaker 1: you need to ask for permission for twelve dollars from
Speaker 1: your wife. So what was that all about? And I
Speaker 1: had every right to do that joke? And someone said
Speaker 1: I crossed the line by saying it. Yes, yes, somebody
Speaker 1: tweeted it and and texted it. Why don't you get
Speaker 1: your balls back? Brodie? Okay, so, uh it's not. Um well,
Speaker 1: it's just so here's here's the problem. If it was
Speaker 1: a hundred dollars, okay, maybe it should be a husband
Speaker 1: and wife discussion address I will address. First of all,
Speaker 1: it's a funny line, okay, But here's the problem with
Speaker 1: the line if I'm analyzing it as a person who
Speaker 1: actually is married. Number One, you don't know my finances, right,
Speaker 1: You don't know anyone's finances. You assume the ten dollars
Speaker 1: is not a big deal, okay, and and in the
Speaker 1: grand scheme of things, it isn't. However, when you're in
Speaker 1: a marriage, when you're in a partnership, you do have
Speaker 1: conversations with people like, Hey, I'm going to spend our
Speaker 1: money that's in our bank account to the center down
Speaker 1: to the penny. Really not down to the pennies. It's
Speaker 1: ten dollars, not down to not down to the penny.
Speaker 1: But I was perpetrating the image that I'm frugal on
Speaker 1: the radio. Okay, I was going for the joke, right,
Speaker 1: and then I came back right. But that but again,
Speaker 1: when it's the third time in a week that you've
Speaker 1: gone at me, gone out, the listeners are wondering whether
Speaker 1: or not there's some truth buried underneath the attack mode.
Speaker 1: Let's exhibit David Brodie, you're the biggest jokester around your comedian.
Speaker 1: I didn't stay. I was offended by the balls comment.
Speaker 1: I said, you have You've developed a pattern, right, Once
Speaker 1: is a thing, twice is coincidence, and three as a pattern.
Speaker 1: Since it's the third time this week you have verbally
Speaker 1: attacked me, people are starting to wonder what's going on.
Speaker 1: So there's nothing going on. We have, nothing's changed, we
Speaker 1: were still we're still scary and Brodie Brodie and scary
Speaker 1: that nothing has changed since episode one. Now, I wanted
Speaker 1: to talk about political lawn signs because I think we
Speaker 1: both agree with when people put political lawn signs out there,
Speaker 1: that people in their minds think that they're swaying people
Speaker 1: into thinking how they do and maybe they'll pull them
Speaker 1: onto their side of the fence. But we both know
Speaker 1: that people's minds are made up. There's very little that's
Speaker 1: going to swing you know, the move the needle, okay,
Speaker 1: and and certainly your political lawn sign is not doing it.
Speaker 1: So we feel as a deeper meaning there. Well, if
Speaker 1: you put up a political lawn sign, again, depending on
Speaker 1: your neighborhood, and see, in most neighborhoods where it's mixed opinion,
Speaker 1: half the people are gonna be like, yeah, I like
Speaker 1: that person, and half the people are gonna hate you.
Speaker 1: You're running that risk now if you live in a
Speaker 1: place that is so one sided, right, everyone in town
Speaker 1: likes that guy, right, whatever side you're on. The oh woman, right,
Speaker 1: I'm all right. I was talking politics this year, but
Speaker 1: I'm talking about local politicians, who whoever, whoever you like.
Speaker 1: But it's more it's more polarizing when it's a bigger thing.
Speaker 1: But okay, whatever it is. If it's a if it's
Speaker 1: a tough race, right, half the people are gonna hate
Speaker 1: you and no one's going to change their mind. But
Speaker 1: if everyone in your town, that's why I'm saying, if
Speaker 1: if go presidential, it's more likely to be the whole town, right,
Speaker 1: If the whole town is like person one, then it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on the team, don't egg my house. Let's do this, Yes,
Speaker 1: let's t s. Then you're the guy a woman who
Speaker 1: puts up the opinion. Yeah, you're looking. You're looking for trouble.
Speaker 1: You're looking to some kind of should. We're not saying
Speaker 1: you should. And it's ballsy to be like, hey, you
Speaker 1: know what I believe in candidate too, you're looking for
Speaker 1: people to vandalize your your property in some way. I
Speaker 1: just don't think. I don't think that putting out a
Speaker 1: long sign in in any you know, and for anyone
Speaker 1: is a good idea. I don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I really don't think. Because again, people's
Speaker 1: minds are made up you're not. You're not trying to
Speaker 1: like advertise for that candidate. You're not. You're not doing
Speaker 1: anything by that other than causing half the people to
Speaker 1: fucking hate you. That's all. You know what, Here's what
Speaker 1: I've realized though this year. I do think it causes
Speaker 1: people to vote for the other person. And I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why. Really. Yeah, let's say you you are a
Speaker 1: fan of candidate too, but your whole street has signs
Speaker 1: for candidate one. Maybe you were thinking, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: vote because it's gonna be it's gonna be too close,
Speaker 1: or my vote is not gonna count. Whatever, you might go, Hey,
Speaker 1: I better vote for candidate too, because more people are
Speaker 1: voting for one than I thought. I thought two was
Speaker 1: a shoeing. But now look at all these lawn signs, right,
Speaker 1: I may have to go vote now. Or in my case,
Speaker 1: one of my neighbors who I do not like, shocker,
Speaker 1: put up lawn signs for candidate green black and white
Speaker 1: sign person. Right, So I see these the sign for
Speaker 1: the person with the green, black and white signs, and
Speaker 1: I said to myself, well, if this idiot is voting
Speaker 1: for that person, I have to now find out who
Speaker 1: was running against them, even if I didn't care, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna vote because it was for a town thing.
Speaker 1: It wasn't for a big you know, no one's gonna
Speaker 1: change my mind on the big ones. But this was like,
Speaker 1: because this is one of those categories scary, I don't
Speaker 1: you don't really vote when you vote to admit that
Speaker 1: you need to because again, continue if you if you
Speaker 1: choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Speaker 1: That's a rush lyric because if you don't vote, then
Speaker 1: whoever wins is who you voted for. Okay, anyway, So
Speaker 1: sometimes when you vote for a town position, it'll say
Speaker 1: choose three of the six names because there's three people
Speaker 1: on the on the committee. So you're like, oh god,
Speaker 1: how am I gonna pick three people that I like
Speaker 1: or don't like? So I made sure not to vote
Speaker 1: for the person that the people I don't like voted for.
Speaker 1: So in that sense, the sign hurt them. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's all. But but but but now he has nothing.
Speaker 1: When you live in a town like I do. See
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, nobody gives a funk, Nobody bothers you, and
Speaker 1: you live in an apartment building like I did, there's
Speaker 1: no place to put a sign. You don't have a lawn,
Speaker 1: there's no place to put a sign. But now, because
Speaker 1: my kids are in school and and aftershow activities, one
Speaker 1: of the moms came up to us this year right
Speaker 1: when she was dropping their kid off at my house
Speaker 1: and had a trunk load of signs, and so she says, Hey,
Speaker 1: as you know, I'm running for blah blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah of the town, can I just put a
Speaker 1: sign on your lawn? Uh? You know? Yeah? And so
Speaker 1: what do you do? Scary? What what would you have done? Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, that's that's that's a big ask. And it's
Speaker 1: not like she this woman's your friend, she's the mom
Speaker 1: of your kids. Yeah, yeah, there's there. Yeah, you're socially connected,
Speaker 1: but you're not, like, I don't know a platform. Who
Speaker 1: would make such an awkward ask someone who wants to
Speaker 1: win or someone who thinks they're signed because you listen.
Speaker 1: The whole purpose of campaign ads is not so much
Speaker 1: the content of the ad necessarily. It's so that when
Speaker 1: you go into the polling booth, the name is familiar,
Speaker 1: like like like when you advertise yogurt and you go, oh, okay, now,
Speaker 1: scary you vote for people would have valid into their
Speaker 1: name because you like to vote for Italians. I have
Speaker 1: done that when I didn't know who the fun was running.
Speaker 1: I'm like, if you if you're a mobster or you
Speaker 1: know a philanderer, or just what it does. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying all the time, people, I'm saying, doesn't matter. As
Speaker 1: long as you had a valid into your name, you
Speaker 1: got whatever. You know, I will say no, So I
Speaker 1: so we want to say I never got back to
Speaker 1: the story. So we put the sign on the lawn,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, how long do you keep it up?
Speaker 1: So we have to figure out is there anything anyway?
Speaker 1: Is there? As I asked my my kid, I said,
Speaker 1: is there any reason why this woman's kids coming to
Speaker 1: our house in the next week? Is there like homework
Speaker 1: thing or do you have a get together? No? So
Speaker 1: I let the sign go up for a day, figuring
Speaker 1: they would come back the next day to just double check.
Speaker 1: So I had it up for two days and then
Speaker 1: that's that sign went like, you come out, you can
Speaker 1: do that. Here's where here's where I'll give you a pass.
Speaker 1: If both candidates are kind of unknown and you just
Speaker 1: want to create awareness, like Hey, this person exists like
Speaker 1: in a local race. But if you're talking about a
Speaker 1: national race where where everybody knows both candidates, there's no
Speaker 1: need for a sign. Maybe let me just modify my answer,
Speaker 1: because if I'm living a little if I live in
Speaker 1: a town and someone's running for like a mayor or
Speaker 1: congress person or whatever, or some some seat that nobody
Speaker 1: even knew was in existence, then maybe then maybe you
Speaker 1: for familiarity, you put something out there, but no one
Speaker 1: who's polarizing and known by everybody in the community. Maybe
Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense. You would think that, but
Speaker 1: you watch the news and now it's it's what areway
Speaker 1: in the middle of October, there are still people on
Speaker 1: the news saying, yeah, I'm on decide who I'm voting for, right,
Speaker 1: But but a loan sign is not gonna change anyone's mind. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Here's my thoughts. It's only I don't
Speaker 1: want to I don't want to offend any slices, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be careful here. But if it's mid October
Speaker 1: and the election is November three, right, and you are
Speaker 1: talking about two candidates that are polar opposites, Well, I
Speaker 1: don't care what you believe in, but there are polar
Speaker 1: opposites Hot and gold right, if you have if you
Speaker 1: don't have an opinion at this point, if you don't know, no,
Speaker 1: hear me out, if you don't know where you're going.
Speaker 1: Is it possible that if you see all your neighbors
Speaker 1: have a law and sign for hot, that you vote
Speaker 1: for hot, Or if all your neighbors have called, you
Speaker 1: vote for cold because you're thinking, well, they must know
Speaker 1: what's best for me, So I'm in. Is that the
Speaker 1: only possibility where the signs matter. The signs will only
Speaker 1: matter in like a local race where people are unfamiliar
Speaker 1: with both candidates. Like if let's say Stu stupid Asso
Speaker 1: is running okay for something, Okay, stupid Asso, and he's
Speaker 1: got a law and you don't know who that is,
Speaker 1: and then maybe he's running against the que piece of ship, yeah, Hue,
Speaker 1: piece of ship, or or Clint clint Torres, Clint Torres
Speaker 1: Clintres right, and and so it's hard to find Clintaures right.
Speaker 1: So I may be like, you know what, I I
Speaker 1: know that Stu stands for good things, So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put a stupid Asso sign in my on my lawn, right,
Speaker 1: she understand, But that's where it makes sense to put
Speaker 1: it because other people don't know who that is, so
Speaker 1: you wanna you know, and and no one, no one.
Speaker 1: Back to your theory. If I see the sign of
Speaker 1: the stupid assho, am I gonna suddenly gona you know
Speaker 1: the scary Jones? Who that guy? I don't even know
Speaker 1: that guy in that green house whatever he likes, stupid asshole.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give up my god given, my god,
Speaker 1: my American vote, my my, my, my constitutional right and
Speaker 1: vote for that guy because he put a sign on
Speaker 1: his law. Or maybe you like the way that I
Speaker 1: manicure my property, and like, you know what, that guy
Speaker 1: in that house. I bet you he's got good taste
Speaker 1: in politicians because he's got great tasting flowers. That sign
Speaker 1: is blue and the opponent has a purple sign. I
Speaker 1: don't like to call a purpose, So I'm gonna vote
Speaker 1: for the guy with the blue sign. I don't know,
Speaker 1: all right, I got I've got a great email regarding
Speaker 1: last week's episode. This actually came into my d M.
Speaker 1: Someone slid into my d M N Danielle Marie d
Speaker 1: Marie seven one seven, and she sent the picture to
Speaker 1: go with it. Hey, Brodie and scary. Scary and Brody.
Speaker 1: She puts us both. Danielle here from Long Island, big
Speaker 1: fan of the Big Show and now Big Slice. Last episode,
Speaker 1: you were talking about your girlfriend Robin getting hit on
Speaker 1: with a mask. Well, I had a similar experience. I
Speaker 1: was in the kitchen section of t J Max alone
Speaker 1: with a mask on and big sunglasses. I always tucked
Speaker 1: my mask under my glasses so it doesn't slide and
Speaker 1: and so my glasses don't fog, so literally none of
Speaker 1: my face was showing. I'm thirty years old, but I'm
Speaker 1: often told I look I look much little younger, five,
Speaker 1: one small frame, Italian, long dark hair. Anyway, a guy
Speaker 1: approached me in his mid forties and he said, hey,
Speaker 1: your hair is so beautiful. Now my ends are fried
Speaker 1: and I'm in desperate need of a haircut, so I
Speaker 1: know my hair is not really looking beautiful. Turned around,
Speaker 1: said thank you, but like a dismissive way thank you.
Speaker 1: He continued to ask me what nationality well I am
Speaker 1: or where I'm from? All then he's then he's told
Speaker 1: me that he is Greek and Italian and did twenty
Speaker 1: three in me and speaks whatever languages. Anyway, the guy
Speaker 1: keeps going. He doesn't take no for an answer. I'm
Speaker 1: just paraphrasing now, um. And he then says I would
Speaker 1: love to continue with this conversation. UM, can I have
Speaker 1: your number? I said no, thank you. He then pulled
Speaker 1: down his mask and said the following words. See, I'm
Speaker 1: non threatening. I got such ted Bundy vibes. The only
Speaker 1: time you say you're non threatening is if you are
Speaker 1: in fact threatening. He asked if I have a boyfriend
Speaker 1: or if I'm married. I just responded with yeah. So
Speaker 1: then he pointed to my finger and asked where my
Speaker 1: ring was. I said no, thank you, and I walked
Speaker 1: off anyway. This woman power walked away rand up the stairs,
Speaker 1: hid behind the shoe rack, called her boyfriend, who was
Speaker 1: waiting outside for her in the car, and when he um.
Speaker 1: Then finally the boyfriend came in the guy he left anyway.
Speaker 1: She says she found it very weird that this dude
Speaker 1: would hit on me a mask and sunglasses and then
Speaker 1: pulled it down to show me his face. I was
Speaker 1: so creeped out. Men, please leave us alone, let us
Speaker 1: shop if if we show we're not interested in the
Speaker 1: first time, take the fucking hint. Love you guys, Grammar
Speaker 1: is important Danielle from Long Island. And then she sent
Speaker 1: I wish you we saw each other right now on
Speaker 1: zoom Brodie. Uh, you cannot tell what this woman looks like.
Speaker 1: She's got big gas sunglasses. You just see her forehead
Speaker 1: and her hair pretty much. She sent me the picture. Also,
Speaker 1: he's with giant glass, giant class, enormous classes, almost like
Speaker 1: the ones that they hand out at a Sweet sixteen
Speaker 1: on the dance floor or New Year's even with the year.
Speaker 1: And you know when the djis out the plastic glasses
Speaker 1: the sunglasses for the whatever song it is that they're playing,
Speaker 1: that's the kind of spunglasses she had on. Well, maybe
Speaker 1: the guy is is a is a bar mitzvah DJ
Speaker 1: and he's turned on by it. He's like, oh, this
Speaker 1: woman knows my deal. But how crazy is that that she?
Speaker 1: I guess this is going on more than we think.
Speaker 1: Are people shooting their shot with mask? I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just such a random this there's a pandemic going on.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard. Maybe you see a
Speaker 1: woman who seems to be physically fit, rights like the
Speaker 1: layers of right, and you see this, her faces covered,
Speaker 1: her eyes are covering. You're thinking, well, she's precautious, she's
Speaker 1: probably healthy if I'm gonna go after anybody gonna to
Speaker 1: her as opposed to like for me, if I see
Speaker 1: a hot woman at at the supermarket with and again
Speaker 1: laws laws aside. Just for the sake of argument, Let's
Speaker 1: say she's in the parking lot and she's not wearing
Speaker 1: a mask, right, or gloves or any kind of protective equipment,
Speaker 1: and she's just walking around with her friend, also not
Speaker 1: wearing anything. I would be less likely to go up
Speaker 1: to them, figuring they got a shot of getting the ROHNA.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to make out with that girl.
Speaker 1: But if I see a girl with a mask and
Speaker 1: goggles or giant glasses and she's all covered up, that's
Speaker 1: thinking that's hot. There is a sanitary woman. She's protecting
Speaker 1: herself from the RHNA, right right, Like if if you
Speaker 1: saw a guy with a condom on his dick, you
Speaker 1: might go, there's a guy who believes in safe sex.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit him up. Thanks to the face mask,
Speaker 1: you can tell who's being safe and again, not trying
Speaker 1: to you don't know what you get. That's like you're
Speaker 1: spinning the wheel like the SNL, like the SNL sketch
Speaker 1: from weeks ago. I want to show me your face.
Speaker 1: I want to see the bottom half of your face. Right.
Speaker 1: You don't know if she has any teeth or not.
Speaker 1: But again, if she has no teeth, bonus right, And
Speaker 1: I would say that it doesn't take women listening right now, ladies,
Speaker 1: you know guys don't need a reason. Guys are looking
Speaker 1: for an excuse to hit on you. And so I
Speaker 1: used to you know, it doesn't matter. You could be
Speaker 1: giving birth and used to stand on a corner and
Speaker 1: and proposition just straight up would say no. But there's
Speaker 1: always that one that would go home with him, right,
Speaker 1: Swear to god. Guy used to work with back on
Speaker 1: my old job. When I worked with a guy guy
Speaker 1: his no joke. His name was Anthony, and he would
Speaker 1: do the same thing, playing the odds. We worked at
Speaker 1: a restaurant together. He would hit on almost every customer,
Speaker 1: every person, every everywhere we went. We went out to
Speaker 1: a dinner with the guys. You have to work, he
Speaker 1: would hit on the waitress and we go, dude, you're
Speaker 1: hit on. Everybody goes sooner or later, it'll work in fact,
Speaker 1: was it a story we did on the air. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't remember who it was. It was someone we knew.
Speaker 1: It's sometimes you know, the lines blur between reality. And
Speaker 1: he said, if you stand on a corner and you
Speaker 1: and you proposition women like hey baby, we'll go back
Speaker 1: to my place, or hey you wanna have sex, you
Speaker 1: stand there long enough, somebody is going to say yes. Eventually,
Speaker 1: whether it's one in a hundred, one in five hundred,
Speaker 1: someone's gonna go, h Okay, there, Brodie, I think we Brodie,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you hear that? That's so relaxing. Wow,
Speaker 1: silent on our podcast. I love it. Enjoy the silence.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Brodie still not back yet. I
Speaker 1: don't know where he went. Maybe he had a power
Speaker 1: outage at the house. I'm kinda I'm kind of concerned,
Speaker 1: all right. In the meantime, let me read another email,
Speaker 1: because Brodie'll be back in a second. Uh, Brian, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you. Why do you hate me? We already took
Speaker 1: a commercial break, because a commercial break, so now it
Speaker 1: looks like it took me two minutes to come back
Speaker 1: with a retort. But I was gonna say, if you
Speaker 1: don't like what I'm saying. Put your fingers in your ears,
Speaker 1: hio hio. Can I talk about well, well, yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 1: and then we have some sound to play. But I
Speaker 1: saw a couple of weeks ago, I told you about
Speaker 1: the teacher who UM tweeted and tweeted and tweeted and
Speaker 1: tweeted at us to donate to our donors choose dot org. Yes,
Speaker 1: and her grammar was terrible. Okay, okay, So this this
Speaker 1: teacher again, UH started tweeting again asking for UM something
Speaker 1: electronic and expensive for our students. And again I get
Speaker 1: that they need it. I get it, okay, And so
Speaker 1: I went to the donors Choose page and UM, I
Speaker 1: had my wife with her maiden name, donate some money, okay,
Speaker 1: to help the kids get this electronic device. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't know who to choose. I
Speaker 1: got a hundred of these things a day, but let's
Speaker 1: let's give a little to this to this person. Okay.
Speaker 1: UM got another tweet over the weekend, thanks everyone for
Speaker 1: the electronic device for the kids. Please donate now. The
Speaker 1: electronic devices need a case. Oh my god, I want
Speaker 1: to get it. I want to get like a cover
Speaker 1: for it. I mean I think you should just where
Speaker 1: does it end? No, you just cut it right there
Speaker 1: and then you got your You got what you needed.
Speaker 1: You got the main thing. So then another that's another teacher,
Speaker 1: was hitting me up with a video. Hey, check out
Speaker 1: this video, right, and it was a celebrity video and
Speaker 1: sent it to me six times almost every day, send
Speaker 1: them twice a day for a few days. Now. If
Speaker 1: you look at their Twitter feed, they're sending it to
Speaker 1: every single person imaginable. Al Roker, Uh, you know, Rael,
Speaker 1: Rachel ray Right, every celebrity and I'm not a celebrity,
Speaker 1: but everyone on our show, every DJ on the planet,
Speaker 1: everybody has tweeted individually. So they're copying and pasting this
Speaker 1: video over and overname. Oh. They tried to make it
Speaker 1: look like you were the only one, right, So it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: at David Brody, check out this and you look and
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, Rachel ray Right. Yeah. By the way,
Speaker 1: those get deleted right away. I bypass all those because
Speaker 1: to me, you don't know who I am, you don't care,
Speaker 1: don't follow you, and they're just like, okay, they're not
Speaker 1: real fans. I I I said to this person, I said, hey, person, politely, Um,
Speaker 1: I watched the video. It's very cool, but you've sent
Speaker 1: it to me six times in the past three days. Um,
Speaker 1: you know I saw it. I watched it right now.
Speaker 1: The first three times. The first three times, the link
Speaker 1: was set to private. You couldn't even watch the YouTube
Speaker 1: video because it was set to private, So all those
Speaker 1: tweets they sent out were wasted. So I let them
Speaker 1: know it was private, as did a lot of other people,
Speaker 1: and they unprivated it. So then I said you, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: it's a great cause I wish you the best of luck. Right,
Speaker 1: but um, you've sent this to me six or seven
Speaker 1: times now, uh and uh, so you don't need to
Speaker 1: send it to me. I'm good now. I was trying
Speaker 1: to say, if you're gonna send not the people a day,
Speaker 1: not sending it to me will save you a minute.
Speaker 1: Like I'm good. Plus like dude, I got it, like
Speaker 1: I got it right. Like if if I didn't donate
Speaker 1: the first time the seventh time, I'm less likely now
Speaker 1: to donate. I'm just trying to be nice, like you're
Speaker 1: filling up my feed. My phone keeps going off telling
Speaker 1: me I havn't I have a tweet and it's you
Speaker 1: and your video. So I was very polite and I said,
Speaker 1: so they got an attitude and unfollowed me. Right, I
Speaker 1: tried to be nice. So I lost two followers this
Speaker 1: week that I know of. That was one. Now you
Speaker 1: tell me this other one if if I'm wrong here. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this very loyal listener, a nice person who listens
Speaker 1: to this podcast, who listens to our big show, super
Speaker 1: fan tweet a lot. I have gone back and forth,
Speaker 1: had nice conversations with them. A good guy, legitimate, a
Speaker 1: good guy. He asked me a question about something to
Speaker 1: do with procedure on our show. Okay, hey, why did
Speaker 1: this happen? Nobody else will respond to me but you,
Speaker 1: So I'm asking you. Now. You know I have a
Speaker 1: reputation of always responding to people on Twitter. I try
Speaker 1: to respond to every Sometimes is your downfall. So so
Speaker 1: I said, hey, how how's it going. Here's why? Well,
Speaker 1: that okay, but that doesn't make sense to me. Um,
Speaker 1: I have something that can help and that that will
Speaker 1: fix the problem. And I said, yeah, I appreciate that,
Speaker 1: but we had a problem and we're moving on from it. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's right. That doesn't make sense. And
Speaker 1: I said, hey, you know, um, this is the way
Speaker 1: it is. We're not going to fix it now. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't make all the decisions on the show,
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you the show as a whole, we're
Speaker 1: not going to do that. We did what we did,
Speaker 1: and it's it's four days ago. We're just gonna We're
Speaker 1: gonna move on, right. This was this was last this
Speaker 1: was three or four days ago. And the person kept like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Why can't you even And I said, look,
Speaker 1: I explained to you why and um, you know I
Speaker 1: took the time to explain it. That's the truth. And
Speaker 1: I'm I'm telling you we're not gonna go anywhere. We're
Speaker 1: not We're not gonna do getting your cifics here because
Speaker 1: I'm I mean, I'm following the story. Just it's gonna
Speaker 1: open up. I don't want to. I don't want anybody
Speaker 1: else to ask the same questions. The points and that's irrelevant.
Speaker 1: The point is do you want me to tell you off?
Speaker 1: Fair like text you text you? Okay, okay. So the
Speaker 1: point is I went back and forth three or four
Speaker 1: times with someone that again is a fan of the show,
Speaker 1: and then they just lost them, they said, so I said, um,
Speaker 1: I said, to be I was being honest. Now, I
Speaker 1: was being very honest. I said, look, our buddy Froggy
Speaker 1: is going in for surgery. We're all very stressed about
Speaker 1: Froggy going in for surgery. And and to be honest,
Speaker 1: the show doesn't really care about this this thing like
Speaker 1: we have the show is we're like really concerned about that.
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna bother people with fixing this thing
Speaker 1: that we decided we don't want to fix. Okay, you
Speaker 1: saw it. So so the bottom line is comes back
Speaker 1: at me and says, I can't believe you played the
Speaker 1: Froggy card rather than answer my question, I've lost respect
Speaker 1: for you any unfollowed me, Well, yeah, because if you don't,
Speaker 1: if they don't, if their outcome is not the one
Speaker 1: that they want, right and I feel better because like
Speaker 1: you didn't give them the outcome they wanted. So they
Speaker 1: playing the Froggy card. Like legitimately, the whole show was
Speaker 1: devastated and sad and frightened for our guy. And I
Speaker 1: was being like like I was, I was bearing my
Speaker 1: soul saying, hey, you know what, we're all a little
Speaker 1: like I can't deal with this. I can't deal with
Speaker 1: back and forth over an issue that ended a week ago,
Speaker 1: Like it's not I can I'm being honest with you.
Speaker 1: I can't bring that to the table. I can't say, hey,
Speaker 1: why don't we why don't we do this thing? Because
Speaker 1: we didn't. It's not an important thing while we're all stressed.
Speaker 1: And rather than like, wow, this guy is bearing the soul,
Speaker 1: he's like he played that card unfollowed, lost all respect.
Speaker 1: So if you're listening, person, I hope you understand that
Speaker 1: I sincerely was trying to help you and I was
Speaker 1: being sincere about the stress level of our show. And uh,
Speaker 1: you will reflect on the good times, the fun podcasts,
Speaker 1: and the fun interactions we've had in the past and
Speaker 1: and come on back to the family. All right, that's all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what you get. Uh what am I? What am
Speaker 1: I sitting here with the sounds? Oh? Oh yeah, let's
Speaker 1: do sound. We haven't done sound in a while. What
Speaker 1: clips do you have? I have ss s. I'm assuming
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that if you're listening to this, this has
Speaker 1: happened to you. This was on my home answering machine.
Speaker 1: First of all, nobody calls my house anymore. But we
Speaker 1: have an answering machine just in case that. Well, you
Speaker 1: know what, we have to give a number to the
Speaker 1: school to leave messages if this closings or updates or whatever.
Speaker 1: We have to have a house number for my family.
Speaker 1: We have to have house number. So this was on
Speaker 1: my my house sensoring machine registration. Do you inform you
Speaker 1: that your social Security number is about to be suspended?
Speaker 1: Give to some legal enforcement actions filed on your social
Speaker 1: security number? So turn we call us back on four
Speaker 1: six nine two seven. I repeated four six nine seven,
Speaker 1: thank you? Right, So so I get this that my
Speaker 1: social Security number is about to be suspended. First of all,
Speaker 1: there's there's no such thing as suspension of a social
Speaker 1: security number right until you're die. Right, You're born with
Speaker 1: it and you die with it, and that's it. There's
Speaker 1: no such So what are they fucking even talking about?
Speaker 1: Because I was not even a legitimate scam, Because they
Speaker 1: want you to call that number because if you listen again,
Speaker 1: don't play it again. But the one says this is
Speaker 1: the Social Security Administration to inform you that, And then
Speaker 1: is it like a bed edit And there's a message
Speaker 1: which means they give you different messages and use the
Speaker 1: same intro, right right, because rather than have the woman
Speaker 1: say the same thing over and over again, this is
Speaker 1: the soctre administration to inform you that I've never heard
Speaker 1: that one before and that inflection four six nine phone number.
Speaker 1: So you call it back and then what they run up?
Speaker 1: But I didn't call it back, but play the second clip.
Speaker 1: There's two clips there, right, yeah, Pot of Social Security Administration.
Speaker 1: The reason you have received their pone call from our
Speaker 1: department is to inform you that there's a legal enforcement
Speaker 1: caption filed on your Social Security number for fraudulent activities.
Speaker 1: So when you get this message, kindly called back at
Speaker 1: the earliest possible on our number before we begin with
Speaker 1: the legal proceedings. That is nine seven three four seven Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so that's a completely different phone number right before they
Speaker 1: commence with the legal proceedings. That sounds like official language there, Brodie, right,
Speaker 1: they are going to come after me for my suspended
Speaker 1: Social Security number to inform me that that is bad scam.
Speaker 1: But that's a bad scamboni, that's not even It sounds
Speaker 1: like the woman's calling from overseas. Who's falling for that ship?
Speaker 1: Somebody again? Like hitting on women on the street. If
Speaker 1: one in ten thousand calls them back, some some old
Speaker 1: lady like ninety nine years old. I'm at a call,
Speaker 1: or the mother connected to the politician who wants you
Speaker 1: to put the sign on the lawn. She could ask
Speaker 1: a hundred people. One person is gonna put it on
Speaker 1: the lawn, right, somebody must be so so who who?
Speaker 1: If you? Do you know somebody that that called us
Speaker 1: these people back and gave up their social Security number
Speaker 1: like it's the biggest scam. And I have ellen here. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is a very important call that I got on
Speaker 1: another important call. Um, I want you to know how
Speaker 1: you'd handle make it a little louder. I want you
Speaker 1: to tell me how you would handle this call. Because
Speaker 1: this guy, I believe it's his job to call me, right,
Speaker 1: So go ahead, how are you doing? This is the
Speaker 1: Nicholas calling from the front office, So they that's a
Speaker 1: law of Nicholas calling from the front office. Of of what?
Speaker 1: Of nothing? I don't know. Now, Now here's a call
Speaker 1: I got, Um, you tell me who I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: call back. I'm gonna play the audio. Hold on, I
Speaker 1: gotta put it on speaker phone. Pretty bad oh, here
Speaker 1: we go. Here we go. Wow, here you're ready for you?
Speaker 1: Here we go, another gem, another gem? Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1: This is This message is for David Brody. My name
Speaker 1: is Chelsea Agents ib ZIL zero eight eight to nine.
Speaker 1: If you please return my call. I am available Monday
Speaker 1: through Friday from seven am to seven pm Central Standard
Speaker 1: Time and my call back is eight five five. Okay.
Speaker 1: So so she never said what a company she's calling. No,
Speaker 1: never did I believe that number. Her phone number full
Speaker 1: first and last name, must be really important, very important.
Speaker 1: But she never mentioned what company she's called. She didn't
Speaker 1: know your name, though she did a lot of times
Speaker 1: on my texts. I'll get hey, Evelyn loose, I swear
Speaker 1: to god, they write to Evelyn. I have so many
Speaker 1: of these messages, but they don't even get my fucking
Speaker 1: name right. But they knew your name was David Brody.
Speaker 1: So they're halfway there. They are halfway there. I just
Speaker 1: am amazed how bad people are like the guy. This
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Speaker 1: Click the link. No, thank you, that's pretty good. That's
Speaker 1: a pretty good deal. This one. Oh oh, Alana, Hey Alana,
Speaker 1: Hey Alana. They called me Alana. Here's this one ten
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Speaker 1: relieves anxiety, insomnia, and chronic pain. Click here. So I
Speaker 1: get you get voicemails on your answering machine at home.
Speaker 1: I'm getting text messages. Well, I get reveals to Dr
Speaker 1: oz on how she looks thirty five pounds? Check out
Speaker 1: the secret here. You know what, little do they know?
Speaker 1: We have Dr oz Is. We could call Dr os ourselves.
Speaker 1: We have his phone. We'll find out from Dr oz
Speaker 1: And then the biggest scamboni. Hey Evelyn, FedEx is delivering
Speaker 1: your order today. To verify your delivery address, please enter
Speaker 1: your details here now click this link. Well, obviously, if
Speaker 1: they're already adds out for delivery, do you have my
Speaker 1: fucking address right? Why would I have to confirm it? Yeah? Oh,
Speaker 1: speaking of speaking of delivery, I got an Amazon story
Speaker 1: for you. So whenever Amazon delivers to your house, they
Speaker 1: usually they send the follow up that says, tell us
Speaker 1: how we did right. There's usually a picture of the
Speaker 1: thing on your your porch or your front steps or
Speaker 1: your lawing or whatever, and it says, we delivered your
Speaker 1: shirt whatever. Tell us how we did. Okay, first of all,
Speaker 1: you know how you did. You took the picture. But
Speaker 1: I don't normally do that because I get so many packages.
Speaker 1: I don't have time. But every time they deliver something
Speaker 1: to tell them how they did. So I got something
Speaker 1: last week and that's it came with a picture. And
Speaker 1: I looked very quickly at the the yellow pouch on
Speaker 1: the porch, on the porch, pouch on the porch. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, it delivered gray. Fine, Okay. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you did great. And I said, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go out of my way this time to take
Speaker 1: a minute and tell them you did a great job.
Speaker 1: Had that work out for you? Well, I went, I
Speaker 1: clicked it. I said, you know whatever. It was five
Speaker 1: out of five stars, whatever the review is. I said,
Speaker 1: great job. When I get home, there's no package. So
Speaker 1: I said to my wife, or where's the package. I'm
Speaker 1: it is a package. I said, look, there's a Now
Speaker 1: keep in mind, I would say a hundred times in
Speaker 1: the past couple of months, I have completely ignored. They
Speaker 1: tell us how you did thing, and the picture of
Speaker 1: the product on my porch. I look at the picture.
Speaker 1: This is the truth now for the first time, and
Speaker 1: it's somebody else's porch. So you've rated them excellent right when? Right?
Speaker 1: They did? So now I have to drive around my
Speaker 1: block looking for that porch to get my package back.
Speaker 1: So I drove around and I found the porch of
Speaker 1: of a guy a few doors down, and uh, they
Speaker 1: weren't home. My package was inside. Luckily they knew to
Speaker 1: bring it to me that night. But my point was,
Speaker 1: I told Amazon they did a great job, so there's
Speaker 1: no way to undo that. There's no way to undo
Speaker 1: great job. So now I thought to myself, well, the
Speaker 1: next package that comes, I'll just say shitty job. But
Speaker 1: what if it's a different driver, So there's no way
Speaker 1: to critique the bad driver who put my package on
Speaker 1: my neighbor's porch. You know, the same thing for Uber.
Speaker 1: When you're in the car, sometimes they'll ask you to
Speaker 1: rate the you know, rate the driver. You there's an
Speaker 1: option to tip them and rate them while the ride
Speaker 1: is going on. But if the ride hasn't completed yet
Speaker 1: and I haven't gotten to my destination. I mean, this
Speaker 1: guy could have dropped me off on a junkyard and
Speaker 1: just fucking pull away or stop for gas, or some
Speaker 1: weird ship could happen, and the ride could turn out terrible.
Speaker 1: But it's already too late. One, you can't give the money,
Speaker 1: you know, take the money back once you tip him.
Speaker 1: So you always wait for the job and the ride
Speaker 1: to be completed. Then you rate the stars, and then
Speaker 1: you had the tip after it's complete. Well, a buddy
Speaker 1: of mine, um, he lives in another state. He took
Speaker 1: an uber and he uh, he had a good ride
Speaker 1: he was on he was traveling, he was in Florida,
Speaker 1: and he gave the guy a nice tip, and then
Speaker 1: he realized that he had left something in the car, right,
Speaker 1: He had left a bag. He had brought some stuff
Speaker 1: in the car. He had gone to like the drug
Speaker 1: store whatever. And it was like, the guy's got his tip.
Speaker 1: You think that the driver would have acknowledged that and
Speaker 1: found a way to get him his ship back. So
Speaker 1: he calls the guy, right, he texts him and says, hey,
Speaker 1: my bag's there, And the guy's like, well, I'm not
Speaker 1: coming back to that area. I'm already across town. So
Speaker 1: he says, well, can you can you swing by? You
Speaker 1: give me in the area. You guys like, no, no, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be there, because he picked him up
Speaker 1: from the airport from not from the airport. He picked
Speaker 1: him up from from someplace not not close to the
Speaker 1: airport where the guy would be like coming there. Often
Speaker 1: if he had been like a hotel airport airport, hotel, rather,
Speaker 1: he would be circling around. But my my friends stayed
Speaker 1: at a hotel like nowhere near anything, and guys like
Speaker 1: I have no reason to be there. I'm not coming.
Speaker 1: So he wanted his tip back. You can't do that.
Speaker 1: You can't do you want to get right here here.
Speaker 1: He gave him five stars, and the guy's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have to tell you man, I can't come
Speaker 1: back to that area. That's an asshole. Yeah, he wanted
Speaker 1: to undo it. He couldn't undo it. You can't even
Speaker 1: undo the stars. You already gave him five stars. That's right,
Speaker 1: great conversationalist, plays great music. All right, we gotta take
Speaker 1: another break here alright, past and did we mentioned we
Speaker 1: have a merch store? No? Do we? Yeah? Where is that?
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys Dot Big cartel dot com. We have face
Speaker 1: coverings there. We also have um you know ups tank
Speaker 1: tops and unisex t s right shop now shop often.
Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out, speaking of which,
Speaker 1: because he sent me a picture of himself Justin Banister
Speaker 1: at Team Banister, You've got mission now today and love it.
Speaker 1: I am up to episode fifty three. So this is
Speaker 1: someone who didn't hear us plugging the merch store. You
Speaker 1: know what they found out about it on social media?
Speaker 1: Scary social media, not mine because I didn't tweet or
Speaker 1: post about it. You have you put up about the
Speaker 1: merch store? Awhile ago. I'm up to episode fifty three
Speaker 1: and have a long way to go to catch up.
Speaker 1: But had to grab his shirt anyway a person, So
Speaker 1: Justin Banister, God bless you, love you. He bought a
Speaker 1: shirt and hasn't even listened to a hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: episodes yet. Brianna Lawrence wrote to us at the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. That's the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: Podcast at gmail dot com. Feel free to send an email.
Speaker 1: Uh Hey, Scari and Brody, I've listened to all the
Speaker 1: podcasts over one hundred times because hearing you guys argue
Speaker 1: and ranton each other. Isn't entertaining when we're really gonna
Speaker 1: really like the first twenty minutes of this one. Um,
Speaker 1: I've been hearing you guys read emails on the podcast,
Speaker 1: and I've been wanting my name to be said on
Speaker 1: the podcast so badly. Oh and if you guys do
Speaker 1: read this, Brody, I'm only fifteen and my grammar maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit off, so don't yell at me. L
Speaker 1: m A. I've talked to you both on Instagram like
Speaker 1: a thousand times, and I can't wait until this virus
Speaker 1: crap is over so I can visit and meet you
Speaker 1: guys someday. I love you guys so much, and I
Speaker 1: wish we can get two episodes a week, but one
Speaker 1: is okay. Hashtag slides for life, Brianna, Thank you, Brianny.
Speaker 1: We have we have a we have a teen listening.
Speaker 1: Should we be talking more about TikTok? Now? Hey, I
Speaker 1: mean she listens not just for teens, as I've told
Speaker 1: you many times. Oh really, they're Brodie, what's that you say? TikTok?
Speaker 1: TikTok is for everyone, right, all it is depends on
Speaker 1: what you're watching. And I gotta say. People just catching
Speaker 1: up now and hearing me talk about TikTok in those
Speaker 1: earlier episodes and you chastising me for saying it's a
Speaker 1: kid's app, you know what, they're probably thinking you sound
Speaker 1: really dumb right now. Nope, because I know that you
Speaker 1: were watching Addison Ray by the way, the girl Addison Rapp. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how jealous were you? Addison Ray, who's a big TikToker.
Speaker 1: She's one of the top two girls on TikTok women on.
Speaker 1: She's a woman, she's older than Yes, I know you
Speaker 1: did the research to make sure she's legal. She was
Speaker 1: hanging out with one of the Kardashians this weekend in
Speaker 1: New York, celebrating her twentieth birthday with the Kardashian woman
Speaker 1: with one of the Kardashians, and she went to some
Speaker 1: exclusive club. Did you see that story? Wait a second,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because in a pandemic they had some speakeasy rolling, right,
Speaker 1: they had, So it was a it was a club.
Speaker 1: I want to get the exact information. Is it possible
Speaker 1: clubs are closed? No, they because it's a UM it's
Speaker 1: some kind of invite members only thing. Yeah. No, it's
Speaker 1: worse than that. I'm gonna pull up the story real
Speaker 1: quick on my email. It's where the rich and elite
Speaker 1: people meet. So they went to a club whereas it
Speaker 1: have it here here it is okay um. It is
Speaker 1: an exclusive club. The location features it's called zero Bond
Speaker 1: Zero Bond b O n D. The location features a restaurant,
Speaker 1: a rooftop, and a bowling alley. If you are accepted
Speaker 1: as a member, they have to be accepted. Scare. You
Speaker 1: can't just do this, jealous. There is a five dollar
Speaker 1: initiation fee and for three thousand dollar a year membership fee.
Speaker 1: Ask your wife if we could get some cash, you
Speaker 1: could become members. I just gotta borrow thirty five dollars
Speaker 1: for a club that I have to beg to get into.
Speaker 1: How about that? How about that? So you know you're
Speaker 1: jealous because now your girl Addison Ray is hanging out.
Speaker 1: But I'm feeling Addison right Dao Paris said, Hey, brody
Speaker 1: and scary, I'm a truck driver from Long Island. That
Speaker 1: being said, I had stopped listening to you for a
Speaker 1: while because I couldn't pick up my phone after every
Speaker 1: episode and switch up to the next episode since it
Speaker 1: was running backwards. My typical day is anywhere from ten
Speaker 1: to fourteen hours. So I listened to the Big Show
Speaker 1: and then the fifteen minute Morning Show Anyway launched on
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio, updated that a few months ago. If
Speaker 1: you update the software, although I don't like the look
Speaker 1: of the new software and I Heart Radio, you can
Speaker 1: now switch the order to listen in order. Why bother
Speaker 1: reading on Brodie Anyway? Long story short, I've been binging
Speaker 1: every day since I found out I don't have to
Speaker 1: switch anymore, and they play in order, starting from the bottom.
Speaker 1: Now I'm at episode one ten Disney Rant. I am
Speaker 1: now going to listen to four episodes a day until
Speaker 1: I catch up. The reason being I believe it was
Speaker 1: episode one oh Weight that you said you only get
Speaker 1: hits or listens per click. I listened to I Heart
Speaker 1: Radio first, then iTunes, then Amazon, then Spotify. Keep up
Speaker 1: the good work. You make my days go by fast.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Slice for Life. Dao pronounced dio die yo.
Speaker 1: I guess you should have read ahead because d I e. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But why wouldn't you put that up front? Man? D
Speaker 1: I e slash yo die yo. I guess they figured
Speaker 1: you'd you'd read it to see if you wanted to
Speaker 1: read it on the air again. I you should just
Speaker 1: spell it phonetically. Yeah, Like people text into the show
Speaker 1: or they call in, and then they'll say, oh, my
Speaker 1: name is spelled this way, but to pronounce it, you
Speaker 1: have spelled this way just when you text in. Just
Speaker 1: texted in phonetically. Don't be difficult. All right. We only
Speaker 1: have a few minutes left because we are up against
Speaker 1: a time crunch here unfortunately, son of a bit. Really,
Speaker 1: I literally have two minutes left, all right, So, um,
Speaker 1: we wanna talk about I don't know, it's I can't
Speaker 1: get anything too deep. Taylor Rhodes wrote to us, you
Speaker 1: want to hear a story of free dessert? Sure? Yes, Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: just want to share a free dessert story? Uh? We
Speaker 1: just happened today. I ordered pizza from Dominoes on the
Speaker 1: way home from work on the app to start that
Speaker 1: that tracker that they have waited, uh waited in my
Speaker 1: car when I arrived for it to say it was
Speaker 1: ready before going inside. I go in and on their
Speaker 1: board it says my name and status as ready. So
Speaker 1: I tell the guy my name and he looks around
Speaker 1: and says it must be just coming out and wait
Speaker 1: one moment. The guy also kept pulling his mask down
Speaker 1: to talk. But that's a while. That's a different thing, um,
Speaker 1: a whole different thing. I stand there to wait and
Speaker 1: watch a few peaches put on and put on the
Speaker 1: truck the rack, and the guy looks and asked for
Speaker 1: my name again and says, it looks like yours is
Speaker 1: next to come out. Five more and it's standing and
Speaker 1: again asked from my name and looks at the boxes
Speaker 1: waiting for the pizzas to come out, and says again,
Speaker 1: your pizza is next. After about twenty more minutes, the
Speaker 1: manager noticed me waiting this entire time with my status
Speaker 1: as ready, and apologized, refunded me my money for the order,
Speaker 1: and personally made my pizza and pushed it out for me.
Speaker 1: That's that was about ten more minutes, and then finally
Speaker 1: he handed me my pizza. This is where my brody
Speaker 1: came out, and I said, I'm taking a soda too,
Speaker 1: So I graped, so did him, ha ha ha. Thanks
Speaker 1: for the show. Were good that we go, We good?
Speaker 1: We got we good at that's fantastic. We're good. Were good?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guess I guess after all of that,
Speaker 1: maybe even I would do a pull a week good.
Speaker 1: I mean that's just preposterous. Absolutely, your pizza is ready.
Speaker 1: You go into the store and like you're waiting a
Speaker 1: half hour watching all this pizza come out, and your
Speaker 1: mouth is warning because it smells so good. In there
Speaker 1: were good, we good. I guarantee it wasn't grape soda though,
Speaker 1: or something that's that's your Chinese restaurant. That's a grape soda,
Speaker 1: that's your that's a specialty product. Not everybody carries the
Speaker 1: grape soda. Do you have any emails with tweets? Real quick?
Speaker 1: You know what. I don't have the name of the person.
Speaker 1: I apologize. But a woman put a comment on Elvis
Speaker 1: Durant Show and she said Brody I think she said
Speaker 1: at Brody and Scary and Brooklyn Boys. She said, I
Speaker 1: I listen every every episode. I too at the fifteen
Speaker 1: Minute Morning Show. Uh should I listened to every episode?
Speaker 1: I love your rants? So I wrote back and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast? Uh why why
Speaker 1: did you post that on the Elvis Durant show account.
Speaker 1: She said, no, no, no, I'm talking about your rants
Speaker 1: on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. They're not really
Speaker 1: special rants, they're just yeah, it's it's you know, if
Speaker 1: I'm complaining about something whatever, Okay at it, right, I said, Oh, well,
Speaker 1: certainly the rants on the fifteen Minute Morning Show, although
Speaker 1: you like them, don't stand up to the level of
Speaker 1: my rants on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Scary, you know what,
Speaker 1: she said, watch the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I've never listened
Speaker 1: to the Brooklyn Boys, So I said, first of all,
Speaker 1: that's because Scary doesn't tweet out the links and remind
Speaker 1: people on social Yeah. And second of all, oh my god,
Speaker 1: not to toot my own horn or our own horn.
Speaker 1: But if you like the rants on the fifteen Minute
Speaker 1: Morning Show podcast, when you listen, so she wrote back,
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm up to episode four. Oh my god. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, next fine, I have to find her
Speaker 1: information next week. I don't have it handy. But because
Speaker 1: you haven't ranted, I'll tell you what next episode, I
Speaker 1: apologize because we didn't get to it. It would give
Speaker 1: you two rants. That is a promise, because I've got
Speaker 1: like four sitting in the queue. As they say, well,
Speaker 1: let's do that, man, Okay, one one quick. If you
Speaker 1: guys are in the Brooklyn Boys fan page and somebody
Speaker 1: puts up a grammar uh grammar police thing for a
Speaker 1: funny picture. That's right, there's a fan page about us, right,
Speaker 1: there's two of them, and uh, apparently a lot of
Speaker 1: people didn't like our our interview. So anyway, what if
Speaker 1: you guys all see the kiss led Zeppelin picture, If
Speaker 1: one of you sends it to us, you should tell
Speaker 1: the rest of the fan base that you sent it,
Speaker 1: because I got it like nine times. Well here's what
Speaker 1: I would like from those fan pages. And I know
Speaker 1: Elvis Durrantcho has like three of them or four of them.
Speaker 1: Why don't you somebody say something nice about the podcast,
Speaker 1: especially in the Elvis Duranchow ones, say say something about
Speaker 1: us and post a link to our podcast. How about that?
Speaker 1: Not this episode though one of the other ones. Shut up, dick.
Speaker 1: But you know what, wouldn't that feel like a long
Speaker 1: side If somebody sees a post, they're not gonna pay
Speaker 1: attention to it, because you know, we would just rip
Speaker 1: it up. When we come from Brookly Boys nor Brooklyn Brookline,
Speaker 1: No Boys, brock Brooklyn,